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00:09Stay on your side.
00:10I'm not on your side, you're on my side.
00:13Okay, Leo, well, your shell and your B.O. are literally in my face.
00:16Would you just quit it already?
00:17So what did you do?
00:21What are you in for?
00:25Dude, you look like you did all the crimes.
00:27Mikey!
00:28Just ignore him, sir.
00:29He was, uh, talking about someone else.
00:34He's engaging us in conversation.
00:36What do you want me to do, B-Rude?
00:38And what, pray tell, are you here for, sir?
00:41Fighting.
00:42That doesn't seem so bad.
00:43With a sledgehammer.
00:45Whoa!
00:48I know you.
00:50You fought the giant monster.
00:52What were you doing?
00:53Fighting more mutants or something?
00:56We didn't do anything.
00:57Not really.
00:58Yeah, we did.
00:59We were fighting.
01:00What are you doing?
01:01I'm not going to look lame in front of this guy.
01:04I'll tell you what we did.
01:05What I did.
01:07There were evil mutants.
01:08And gangs.
01:09And even my family.
01:11I had to fight everybody.
01:13Hey!
01:14Sorry, sorry.
01:17Let me tell you a tale.
01:42Let me tell you a tale.
01:52it all started with me kicking my brother's butts you want me to do what it's one of the
01:58starting positions in wrestling will you just do it already you said you'd help
02:04you could not look cooler if you try leo uploading now tagging april hashtag naruto
02:09public freak out hashtag naruto be down do not send that for real donnie and go
02:16let's go again again wait wait again
02:26how is this helping you well technically you're probably supposed to try and fight back
02:31don't get me wrong i love everything that's happening here but why are you doing this
02:36because i don't have anyone else to fight so this is like some kind of never-ending nightmare
02:41i thought that was the whole point of you joining the wrestling team at school
02:44or is it mma that was the whole point but no one will wrestle me and they won't let me
02:50do mma
02:50because i'm too amazing at it not to mention the coaches and the refs always call off the
02:54matches just when they're getting good i guess the real question is why do you always want to
02:59fight everyone can we talk about these outfits they are ridiculous right because you're out of
03:05control anger issues okay maybe i knocked leo through a wall i mean it's not my fault they
03:14can't build a decent wall in the first place like that's got to be some sort of code violation or
03:18something it's not fair okay the one thing i'm good at no one wants me to do it no one's
03:25saying you can't
03:26fight i mean the police maybe and dad and general society
03:32fisticuffs again i assume
03:35shouldn't you be in a park eating crackers or something
03:37oh sweet simple rafael
03:40uh pete maybe now's not the best time
03:42let me remind you what shakespeare wrote about misplaced anger in the face
03:47oh you learned to talk like a week ago and you walk around acting like you're so smart
03:51i can't help it if i'm well read perhaps if you read more as well who would learn of the
03:57double-edged sword of violence that would hey how about that sports ball team huh
04:08oh shall we reflect upon the teachings of gandhi who taught the
04:19what the dad oh my god will you just talk normal already even scumbug is sick of your squeaking
04:31and honestly splinter violence in response to violence is never the answer you need to be a role
04:40no way did you see that thing
05:05yo are we sure this is the best time to do this
05:07you're distracted now come on
05:27um that's kind of weird
05:55you're
06:01I just love to fight, you know?
06:04I actually came to fight.
06:06It's like my happy place.
06:08The others, they just don't understand.
06:12And that's a very normal happy place.
06:15Nothing remotely disturbing about that.
06:18What do your parents think about your love of fighting?
06:21My dad taught me to fight.
06:22He gave me weapons when I was, like, two.
06:24Really?
06:25Oh, I mean, yeah, yeah.
06:26Sometimes it's good to fight, you know, like wrestling.
06:29I mean, the ancient Greeks did it.
06:30Yeah, and no one told those guys fighting is bad
06:32or they had an uncontrollable rage problem.
06:35Uh, yeah, sure.
06:38It's also good exercise.
06:39Oh, my brothers are the worst.
06:41And Pete was giving me a hard time about my temper
06:44and it just makes me so, so...
07:01Yo, I grew up on the streets.
07:03I had to fight every day just to survive.
07:06You know what got me through it?
07:07I found people who understood me,
07:11who took me in, made me realize that I had value,
07:14that I had something to offer, just like you.
07:18Yeah?
07:18And what do I have to offer?
07:20Everyone has a special talent.
07:22Yours is beating people up.
07:28Thanks, man.
07:35Hey, I'm home.
07:36I met this guy at the gym.
07:38He's a trainer there, Spuds.
07:40Yeah, we worked out together.
07:42And he's a really good dude.
07:46Good listener.
07:47Not like you guys.
07:50Guys?
07:57What's going on?
07:58Dude, look.
07:59It's Bebop and Rock's city.
08:01They went on some sort of rampage or something.
08:03The hippos got for Jack!
08:10They were just, just fighting.
08:13What?
08:13Each other?
08:14Cool.
08:15Oh, my leg!
08:18Well, I mean, I mean, a little cool.
08:29We heard two of the mutants were at the club,
08:32the hippo and the elephant.
08:33I'm going to get a selfie.
08:35Hey, hey, did you see that?
08:37Watch out!
08:38Watch out!
08:39No way, that was crazy!
08:42Look, over there!
08:43Step out!
08:44This big is full of ball!
08:46The hippo's gone for Jack!
08:53That's my turn!
08:54Oh, what?
08:55What?
08:55You want to fight me now?
08:57Okay, let's go!
08:58Let's go!
08:59Oh, my leg!
09:02Larry, watch out!
09:06Good luck!
09:07Good luck!
09:14Somebody get this!
09:16Oh, shit!
09:16No!
09:17No, baby!
09:18This is so nice!
09:22Hey, yo, what's good, chat?
09:24Yo, I'm about to get a selfie with Bebop.
09:25You know how it goes.
09:27Hey, yo, Bebop!
09:28Bebop!
09:28Yo, whoa, wait, dude, it's a federal crime.
09:31You can't mess with me, man.
09:32Whoa, whoa!
09:33Chill, bro, chill.
09:34Yo, thanks for that donation, bro.
09:37And now the pig is flying through the air.
09:38Right?
09:39Woo!
09:41Hey, what's he doing?
09:43He's just standing there.
09:44Maybe he'll fall asleep.
09:46Come on, man.
09:46Come on.
09:47He's awake!
09:48Definitely awake!
09:49Oh, we should get out of here.
09:51Oh, wait.
09:52See that?
09:53Oh, my goodness.
09:54It's the cops.
09:55We should go.
09:56Uh, yeah.
09:58Huh?
09:59Hold on, hold on, hold on.
09:59Which one of you just said,
10:00oh, look, I'll be my partner.
10:01Okay, you're banned.
10:03Where are we?
10:03Where's my mind?
10:12Man, I wish I'd been there for that.
10:14To stop them, right?
10:16Yeah, yeah, sure.
10:18It's not for Zach!
10:21Thanks for that donation, bro.
10:23I'm looking for Zach!
10:24Does anyone else think that Rocksteady and Bebop
10:26were acting a little weird?
10:27No.
10:28This is exactly how they act.
10:30Look, right there.
10:32Rocksteady just stopped in the middle of the fight.
10:34He's just standing there,
10:35like he's waiting for Bebop to come back or something.
10:37Don't you think that's a little strange?
10:39Eh, they're both really lazy.
10:41Come on, let's go check with the mute animals.
10:50Ah, mate, I haven't had a proper chinwag
10:52with those two in weeks.
10:54And they should be blown out in public like that anyway.
10:59Got half of mine.
11:00You'll find the fogs
11:01and thrash some common sense into them myself.
11:03Sorry, what?
11:04We don't understand anything you're saying.
11:08Ray-fil-ay!
11:12Wait, is that Ray-fil-ay you have seen them
11:14or Ray-fil-ay you haven't?
11:16Ray-fil-ay!
11:24A simple yes or no would have been fine.
11:29Oh, come on, you talk!
11:32Have you seen them?
11:33Ah!
11:36I think there is something wrong with them.
11:39It's not like them to fight like this.
11:40Well, not for no reason.
11:41Well, actually, it is.
11:44But...
11:46What if they've been possessed,
11:47perhaps by alien worms that wriggled in through their ears?
11:54Ah...
11:54Whoa, whoa, whoa, hang on.
11:56We should hear her out.
11:58I still don't understand
11:59how all these guys have apartments and stuff.
12:01Guys, you know how this is going to end, right?
12:03Like, we're going to have to fight them.
12:05Uh, what?
12:06Why?
12:07I just...
12:07I've just got that feeling.
12:09It's like on Christmas Eve
12:10and you saw something big under the tree.
12:12It's going to be awesome.
12:13Seriously, I've got the tingles.
12:16You actually want to fight them, don't you?
12:18Those guys are huge, Raph.
12:20Rocksteady's got that horn.
12:22We saw him rip apart a bus with it.
12:23Remember?
12:26Yeah, I remember because it was cool.
12:30Mondo!
12:30Open up!
12:31We're looking for Rocksteady and Bebop.
12:43Mondo!
12:45He's probably out hugging people.
12:47So what's the plan?
12:48I know exactly what to do.
13:04This is the worst plan ever.
13:06I mean, they could be anywhere.
13:07They could be out letting loose right now,
13:09having fun,
13:10and you're up here doing your dark Naruto routine.
13:12Okay, let's just all remember
13:14that fighting isn't fun.
13:15Maybe not the way you do it.
13:17They wrecked a full city block.
13:19They're going to get arrested.
13:21Seriously, Raph, this isn't cool.
13:23Dude, you're not even trying to understand me, okay?
13:25You need to be more like Spuds.
13:27My trainer, he gets me.
13:31What's so funny?
13:32Nothing funny at all.
13:34Your trainer's name is actually Spuds?
13:38Okay, that's it.
13:41See?
13:42I...
13:46I told you Batman's plan would work.
13:55Oh, man.
14:00Let's do this.
14:01No, we're just saying hi to our friend.
14:04Hey, buddy.
14:06You doing okay?
14:07Yeah, we couldn't help but notice
14:09you wrecking the city last night.
14:11Which we say with no judgment.
14:15Uh, Rocksteady?
14:17Come on.
14:18Everyone knows what's gonna happen.
14:19Might as well just get to it already.
14:20Will you just settle down?
14:22No one's supposed to love fighting.
14:24It's super annoying, okay?
14:25Not everything has to be a fight.
14:27Look, like, Rocksteady's being nice and calm.
14:29He's just standing here.
14:31He doesn't want to fight.
14:33What was that, Leo?
14:34Sorry, I didn't catch that.
14:48Finally.
14:49Let's...
14:49Whoa!
14:52Rock, what are you doing?
14:54Are you mad at us?
14:56No, wait.
14:56It was Donnie, wasn't it?
14:57What?
14:58Donnie annoyed you.
14:58I'm sorry.
14:59He's just like that.
15:00Hey!
15:02See?
15:03Now he's even more annoyed.
15:06Everyone stop.
15:07Just stop fighting us.
15:15I can't.
15:26He's making sushi.
15:28Oh, come on.
15:29You really think you're gonna talk him down?
15:32Guys?
15:33Well, we won't know if we don't try, will we?
15:36Guys?
15:37We did try.
15:40We'll run, Mikey.
15:42We'll run, Mikey.
15:43We'll run.
15:43We'll run, Mikey.
15:43Oh, ho, ho, ho.
15:45Let's go!
15:46Let's go!
15:48Uh, sir?
15:50Sir?
15:50You're in extreme danger.
15:52You might want to run.
15:54Huh.
15:54Those are some good headphones.
15:56Uh, low cut.
16:01Low cut.
16:02Low cut, oh cut, oh cut, oh cut.
16:09RUN!
16:11That does not seem good.
16:13RUN!
16:14Mikey, the guard!
16:15We gotta split!
16:27What was that a mutant elephant yeah, yeah, it was we are in so much trouble
16:39Where's Rocksteady do you think he made it out?
16:50Yeah, I think he did
16:54Wait, you're mad at me you were the one who's all excited about this not only their Rocksteady wrecked the
17:01whole building
17:02He kicked our butts and got away. How is that my fault? Also? He kicked your butts not mine
17:07You're the one who loves fighting. Well, maybe if you guys were better at it. He wouldn't have gotten away.
17:18Oh
17:19What now you're not talking to me? Yeah, real mature guys doesn't bother me at all. Just so you guys
17:24know
17:26Perfectly happy never talking in fine with it
17:31You you still there right guys
17:42Calm down
17:42Oh, Rob you try meditation. I don't need meditation
18:03At least I did something huh?
18:05We don't do anything and Mikey
18:09Sarah anything you want to know?
18:12I'm tired of talking my brothers all the time. I mean until now, but it doesn't help
18:19We could've taken Rocksteady if they all just had a better attitude about it
18:23Act like me wanting to fight all the time is a bad thing like is this all my fault like
18:29do you think fighting is bad?
18:40No
18:42In fact, I think you need to fight more
18:45Really?
18:46Yes
18:47Be true to your nature
18:48Take all that anger and rage and negativity in you and get it out
18:54Via your fists
18:56Yeah
18:56In fact, there's this place I was gonna tell you about
19:00What place?
19:01A place you can be yourself
19:02Where no one will look down on you or tell you you the bad guy for wanting to fight
19:06That sounds amazing
19:08Can I bring my brothers?
19:10No!
19:10I mean they wouldn't understand
19:13They're not cool like you are, Raph
19:23No!
19:23Oh, my God!
19:25I'm not sure if I'm going to fight all the time
19:27Come on, John!
19:36I'll be back!
19:39Oh, my God!
19:41Do you know what?
19:42You are no more!
19:43Oh, my God!
19:45Where are the...
19:46That bunch of cars, you're really stupid.
19:50Hmm?
19:54Hey, my trainer told me to come here.
19:59Hmm.
20:06Truth.
20:10Oh, great.
20:11I'll, you know, just go in, I guess.
20:15Oh, great.
20:25What the?
20:42Yes.
20:43Yes!
20:44Yes!
20:45Yes!
21:03You've done well bringing the turtle to me, Spuds.
21:08To the purple dragons.
21:14Watch me. Watch me. Watch me. Watch me. Watch me. Watch me. Watch me.
21:20Spotlight on me. Too bright. Can't see. They watch. I leave. Crowd go crazy.
21:25Superstar lifestyle. That's just how I do it. Red carpet all day. Watch how I move it.
21:30All eyes on me. All eyes on me. All eyes on me. All eyes on me. All eyes on me.
21:44One light on me. To the inner face.
21:44Diamonds.Å™Ãé€
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