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00:01Previously on Tales of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
00:04Okay, so I think I messed up.
00:06The Mutant Battle Arena was run by Kitsune and her weird street gang, the Purple Dragons.
00:11But it's not my fault.
00:12I mean, the crowds loved me.
00:13I got to play Rock, Bebop, even Mondo.
00:15It was the best.
00:16My brothers were trying to figure out where I was going.
00:19Them and Pigeon Pete.
00:20Ugh, he's the worst, dude. Don't even get me started on him.
00:22I'm so smart.
00:23Who knew that Kitsune was using mind control devices?
00:26Or that I'd end up having to fight my own brothers?
00:28Not me. I'll tell you that.
00:39Haha, okay.
00:41I know you guys are all mad at me or whatever, but joke's over.
00:47Neil? Mikey? Come on.
00:49Why don't you just say something already?
00:51You're being super creepy.
00:53For real, what are you even doing?
00:55Look, I'm not gonna fight you.
00:56But this is what you wanted, wasn't it, Turtle?
00:59You wanted to fight.
01:01What?
01:02No!
01:03Not them. I never wanted...
01:06This is you.
01:07You haven't changed at all.
01:09What, are you gonna try and sell my brothers too, huh?
01:10Like you did to me the first time we met?
01:12What did you do to them?
01:13I'm simply giving you what you wanted.
01:17Turtles.
01:17Fight.
01:19Raphael.
01:22No!
01:23No!
01:24No!
02:25Specific to mutants, we affix a control desk, and the mutants become more... suggestible.
02:33And they shut them up, which was an unexpected bonus, especially for this one.
02:42It's okay, little lizard dog. You're gonna be okay.
02:48Stop that.
02:52It's all powered by a transmitter in this case.
02:57Whoever buys the mutants gets the case.
03:03But I get the full set, right? All four turtles? I mean, the red one. He doesn't seem like he
03:09wants to fight anymore.
03:10Rafael will be under our control soon enough.
03:13Guys, guys! You gotta step out of it! I don't wanna fight you!
03:17I mean, I do, but not like this!
03:31Fine!
03:33That's how it's gonna be.
03:35Okay.
03:37You wanna fight?
03:39You got it.
03:42This is it! Turtle versus Turtle!
03:46Finally.
03:51Okay, who's first, huh? You want it one at a time or all together? You've been asking for this for
03:56a while now.
03:58What the heck is that?
04:11Is he running away? That's not gonna make us money. Weak.
04:16Ugh.
04:18Mute animals!
04:21Stop him!
04:26Ugh.
04:29Ah! Ah! No!
04:31Ah!
04:35You too, Mondo?
04:36Man, I was finally starting to like you.
04:38Wait, wait, wait. Guys, maybe we... maybe we can talk about this.
04:45Dude, that was awesome.
04:47Nope, it wasn't.
04:53Wait!
04:54Can we get a picture?
04:55Take... take our picture!
04:57No, you can't get a picture! What is wrong with you?
05:12Dude...
05:13What the heck, Leo? Now you decide to kick all kinds of butt?
05:21Donnie, come on, man! This isn't you! You dinking stuff!
05:44Donnie, come on, man! This isn't you! You dinking stuff!
05:46Turtles! Proud of you, bro!
05:48Run!
05:51I feel so alive!
05:54I know, right?
05:55I...
05:55You two have serious problems, okay? Like, go get help! Therapy help, not the police!
06:02But maybe the police, too!
06:11No! Donnie! Oh, Donnie, I'm sorry! Are you okay?
06:15What the heck?
06:26No, guys! She's controlling you! That's it, isn't it? Guys! Guys!
06:37I know what you did! I know what you did!
06:42They're mutants, not animals. Plus, they're kind of jerks.
06:46They used to be animals. Little turtles, and piggies, and rhinos, and whatever the huggy one is.
06:52And you're a purple dragon.
06:57Yeah...
07:05It's over, Turtle. Time to join your family.
07:14Okay, you wanna fight, Kitsune?
07:21You got it!
07:24You got it!
07:40Come on, open up!
07:41Yes!
07:46Oh, sorry, dog man!
07:48For what?
07:55Hon, you knew about this?
08:01Turtle, you need to talk to your trainer.
08:07What?
08:08Your trainer. You need to listen to him.
08:13There's a lot he could teach you.
08:16Seriously? Are you telling me I need to work out more?
08:19Like I'm not buff enough?
08:22Just go talk to him.
08:33That buff enough for you, hon?
08:47Come on, think!
08:52Ugh, never mind. Thinking really hurts.
09:03Come on! Come on, go!
09:08You know, this would be cool if it wasn't so terrifying.
09:11What?! Are you kidding me?!
09:20No!
09:21No! Dad?!
09:23Oh, they got you too?!
09:35No!
09:36No, no, no, no, no!
09:37Dude, that's so gross!
09:38No!
09:55I knew I should have shelled out with the automatic locks!
09:57No!
10:12Sorry, guys! This was clearly meant to be!
10:21Yes! I rule!
10:26My car!
10:43What am I going to do?
10:45Leo would have a plan, Mikey would, I don't know, cheer me up, and Donnie with his big nerd brain,
10:50he'd figure out...
10:53No, I don't need a nerd brain, I need a bird brain!
11:00What a conundrum you are in!
11:02Could you be less delighted?
11:04Tell me again, what led to all this?
11:07As you warned me, my love of fighting and glorification of violence...
11:13Without the sarcasm, please?
11:14My love of fighting and glorification of violence have ruined everything and put my entire family in danger!
11:19Happy?
11:20I just need help getting their dumb controller things off, okay?
11:24I'm not strong enough to fight all of them, okay? I need a plan!
11:27Hmm, strong enough.
11:29What was it that Hun fellow said to you?
11:32That dummy? He said I'm not swole.
11:34Like, hello, have you seen me? Talking about my trainer!
11:38And how would Hun know you've been seeing a trainer?
11:40Well, he... I must have, uh...
11:43Is it possible that maybe this Hun gentleman was trying to give you a crrrr... a clue?
11:50About... what's his name?
11:53Spuds.
11:55I'm gonna venture out on a wing and guess that's not his real name.
12:02I am strong.
12:03I am capable.
12:05I am a champion.
12:06I trust in my abilities.
12:08I trust in my training.
12:10I am courageous in the face of adversity.
12:13I am lifted up by others.
12:22Ralph?
12:24How's it going, Spuds?
12:26If that's even your real name.
12:27It is!
12:28My mama truly loved potatoes.
12:30You have the right to remain silent.
12:32Anything you say can and will be used against you in a...
12:35What are you doing?
12:35Yo!
12:36Is that a pigeon?
12:37That's messed up, man.
12:38We have to read him his rights.
12:40That's not what we're doing.
12:41We're not cops.
12:42You're definitely not cops.
12:43It's a citizen's arrest.
12:45I will start over.
12:46You have the right to remain silent.
12:47We want him to talk.
12:48Whatever this is, you got the wrong guy.
12:51Ralph, I'm your friend.
12:52Your trainer.
12:53Oh, yeah?
12:53Then what's this?
12:55Okay, okay, fine.
12:57Yes, I'm a purple dragon.
12:59Kitsune wanted mutants and you just fell into my lap.
13:02How could you do this to me?
13:04We were workout bros.
13:05And we still are.
13:06Just because I sold you out doesn't mean we can't repair.
13:11Okay, yeah, I'm throwing him off the roof now.
13:13Nice notice, Spuds.
13:16Wait, wait!
13:17Mr. Spuds, please.
13:18I can't control Raphael's self-destructive and toxic anger.
13:22Hey!
13:22You will have to tell us something that will save you from being flung into the abyss.
13:26For instance, I'd love to know more about these mind control devices.
13:29My anger isn't toxic!
13:31There's a briefcase!
13:33Kitsune's got it.
13:34The controller's inside.
13:35They don't work right though.
13:36Those mutants are gonna get their brains melted.
13:38She's trying to sell them all before it happens.
13:40Wait, what?
13:41We gotta go get those things off our friends.
13:43Like now!
13:45Planning is of the essence.
13:46I am not looking forward to having my cerebellum liquified.
13:49We need to be subtle.
13:51I can do subtle.
13:54I can do subtle.
14:15You all came to see a fight, huh?
14:19Well, I'm gonna fight everyone!
14:21And I'm gonna win!
14:24Oh yeah!
14:25That's right!
14:26Let's go!
14:27Come on!
14:28Who's first?
14:31Bring it!
14:32Why would he come back here?
14:34We must know he can't win.
14:36I've been trying to tell you this.
14:37He's an idiot.
14:38He's bad at jokes too.
14:40Because he loves to fight.
14:41And I love him for that.
14:44Let's do this!
14:45Fine.
14:49Mutants.
14:50Tear him apart.
15:09Come on, Pete.
15:12Saved my life.
15:15Phase one.
15:17Distraction.
15:18You enter through here in your usual boisterous way.
15:21What's with the banana?
15:22You could just point.
15:24I need my fiber.
15:29Once all eyes are on you, step two begins.
15:32Wait, you mean phase two, right?
15:34Is it phases or steps?
15:36I can't remember.
15:37Both, actually.
15:38You know, your sections of the plan are actually phases.
15:41But within each phase, there are sub steps where an eye...
15:44Let's just get on with it, man.
15:48Oh yeah!
15:49I love fighting!
15:50You're getting all this, right?
15:51You win battle arena!
15:53Yeah!
15:54Let's go!
15:55Woo!
15:57The camera loves him!
15:58As will my bank account.
16:01Step two.
16:03Infiltration.
16:05While she's distracted by your fisticuffs, I will retrieve the controller device.
16:10Seriously, dude?
16:11Fisticuffs?
16:12And is that supposed to be me?
16:13You made me look all red.
16:15That's blood.
16:18I know you all want a piece of this.
16:22But you're gonna have to wait your turn to get your butt kicked.
16:26Any time now, Pete.
16:28Phase 2A, snack break.
16:31Are you serious?
16:32We're not gonna take a snack break.
16:34I gotta keep my energy up.
16:36I can pack seeds and bread and...
16:38This is the part where they're all trying to kill me.
16:40You are very particular.
16:41Fine.
16:42I will eat before we go.
16:43Ugh!
16:51What are they doing?
17:05Phase 3.
17:07Triumph.
17:08As you are being savagely beaten in the arena,
17:11I stealthily procure the device deactivated,
17:14and the game is ours!
17:17This will require the utmost focus and concentration.
17:20Allow me to demonstrate.
17:26Okay, yeah, but...
17:27I know, but...
17:28I get it.
17:30But...
17:31Can we just get on with this?
17:33You're sure you won't screw up your part, right?
17:35I...
17:36You wound me.
18:14I don't...
18:18I don't know about this!
18:21Uh...
18:22Just, uh...
18:23Just let me stretch first, you know?
18:24Man.
18:25It sucks to pull a hammy, right?
18:28Any time now, Pete.
18:30Is this the Pete you mean?
18:33What?
18:33What? Pete, are you serious? Phase three is triumph!
18:39Nice try, Turtle. But you've succeeded only in giving me another mutant.
19:08No! Get the case!
19:12Oh no! The terrifying mutant is trying to escape!
19:16What? No, sir, I'm complying.
19:20He's so strong! Run for each again.
19:28Freedom!
19:30No! Get him!
19:42Ah, mutants! Bring it in!
19:52My car!
20:00Just give me the case, bird!
20:03I am warning you, scoundrels. I have a very sensitive stomach. Undue stress inspires something deeply unpleasant.
20:10Angel! Deal with them!
20:11Ah!
20:21Mutants are the worst.
20:23Is this...
20:28Well, come on, shut the device off! Hurry!
20:30Yes, about that. I don't know how.
20:32What? Give me that!
20:33Ah!
20:47Well, I've never...
20:56Oh, what just happened?
20:58Oh, man, my head.
21:00Yes! Yes! I never thought I'd say this, but I'm so glad to hear your voices.
21:06Good to hear your voice, too. I am so confused. Why are we dressed like gladiators? What's going on?
21:13I fought everyone. And I won! And I... And I never want to fight with you guys again. Seriously.
21:25Well, that was weird.
21:27So the dragons ran off like little babies, and we destroyed the rest of the NetController things, and probably saved
21:33the world or something.
21:38Respect. But what did you actually get arrested for?
21:44Turtles! Your dad's here to pick you up.
21:46Next time you ditch school, maybe warn him before he calls us, the fire department, the FBI, and for some
21:52reason, the IRS.
21:55What? No! Dad, we're sorry, okay? It was Mikey's idea.
21:59Leo!
22:00I think I was technically kidnapped.
22:03Well, back to the arena, you know. Gotta get ready for, uh...
22:07Lame.
22:08Ah, forget it.
22:281 week, man.
22:28Yeah, I like-
22:28Yeah, my geoh.
22:28Uh, no, we're close to 7,000.
22:31D Art.
22:31Uh, no, we're strawberries right now.
22:42Okay, Bear.
22:42Come on.
22:42You
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