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00:01Previously on Tales of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
00:03Okay, things got super weird.
00:05Some guys out here making mewlets.
00:07Turtles, snakes, worms, ants, even a wolf.
00:10They keep exploding, but then more show up.
00:12And now they want our blood to stop them from blowing up.
00:15My brothers followed one of them to the abandoned factory,
00:17but they got caught.
00:18And now it's up to me to save the day.
00:21Typical.
00:22This is exactly what I've been talking about.
00:24I'm the robotics guy,
00:25not some wannabe Nobel Prize-winning mad scientist
00:28like this nerd.
00:36I'm just so excited to finally be here with you.
00:39I've wanted to meet you for so long.
00:42This is kind of embarrassing,
00:43but you're like my science hero.
00:46Your thesis on mutation,
00:48your theories on DNA manipulation in animals, riveting.
00:52Your bioequations are at the center of my vision board.
00:57My dream is to follow in your footsteps,
01:00to work with you one day.
01:02We could change the world together.
01:06We would be an unstoppable duo.
01:09Imagine us in your lab at TCRI.
01:12There's so much we could achieve.
01:14This is all in the 10-year plan that I sent you,
01:17culminating in my ultimate goal.
01:24We win the Nobel Prize.
01:31You get like a medal and a million dollars.
01:34I mean, that's way better than changing the world.
01:36Am I right?
01:38Oh, I think we're up next.
01:39You like karaoke, don't you, Dr. Stockman?
01:41Yeah?
02:27Wait, who are you?
02:29He's clearly a mad scientist.
02:31He created these monsters,
02:32and now he wants to turn me into his bride.
02:35You know, like the Bride of Frankenstein.
02:37Oh, come on, you guys.
02:38That wasn't a difficult reference.
02:39You really need to keep up.
02:40Just a couple more books a week.
02:42Just basic, general knowledge.
02:45This is trespassing.
02:47Trespassing?
02:47Toca and Rezar kidnapped our friend.
02:50Actually, it wasn't them.
02:51I mean, it was them, but like, another one of them?
02:55It was three or four monsters ago.
02:56It's hard to keep track, honestly.
02:58They keep blowing up.
02:59Hey, Donnie, how about you maybe try and, you know, get us out of here?
03:08Your siblings have been misbehaving again, haven't they?
03:12How do you keep escaping?
03:13Rezar, well, the other Rezar wanted me to use Wingnut's blood to fix them.
03:18I think to stop them from exploding into ooze.
03:22You think I need your help?
03:26Oh, boy.
03:27Yeah, this guy's got some issues.
03:28I don't, I don't know.
03:32Oh.
03:33Ah, breathe.
03:35I don't need Baxter Stockman's hand-me-downs.
03:38My mutants are the future of genetic mutations, superior to you in every way.
03:42Plus, I chose far cooler animals to mutate.
03:50Just lock them up with the others.
03:52Maybe I'll, I don't know, dissect them later or something.
03:59Sir, I didn't catch your name, but clearly you're a genius scientist.
04:05Like an unparalleled once-in-a-generation geneticist.
04:08Donnie, what are you doing?
04:10You created mutants, and I mean way better mutants than us.
04:14This is just amazing.
04:17Stop!
04:20You really think my mutants are better than Baxter's?
04:23What?
04:24I mean, yeah, yeah.
04:26Look at these guys.
04:27And a worm mutant?
04:29Come on, that's, that's just...
04:32Cool.
04:37I thought so, too.
04:38For genetic reject, you show a glimmer of promise.
04:41I'm nothing compared to your work.
04:44True.
04:45My name is Jordan.
04:45Jordan Perry.
04:46Dr. Jordan Perry.
04:48Come.
04:48Give me a tour of my private lab.
04:51Watch over the others.
04:55See, I told you we should have been nicer to Donnie.
04:57I...
04:58I can't believe he left us.
05:01It's okay.
05:02It's okay.
05:03See, you're breathing.
05:04Everything is...
05:05Everything is...
05:06You're gonna eat me, aren't you?
05:08Yeah.
05:08After we take your blood.
05:36All my life, my genius has been misunderstood.
05:40No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
05:40No one saw me for who I was.
05:42No one got me.
05:43My fellow scientists didn't appreciate me or value my groundbreaking ideas.
05:47They didn't listen.
05:49I can relate to that, actually.
05:51My brothers, they don't appreciate anything.
05:54I thought Baxter Stockman would be different, but TCRI rejected me.
05:58And Stockman, even after I bought him a free dinner with karaoke,
06:01all he cared about was his stupid fly.
06:05You mean superfly?
06:06There was nothing super about that monstrosity.
06:09I took Stockman's theories and made them better.
06:12I did what he could not.
06:14But your meals kind of explode, like, a lot.
06:21Well, you have to break a few chickens to make an omelet.
06:30I think there's a key over there on the wall.
06:32Maybe we can get it.
06:33Yeah?
06:34And how are you gonna do that for me, your genius?
06:36Will you two relax?
06:37I've got this.
06:39Bro, is that a paperclip?
06:41Yes, it is.
06:43I follow a lot of secret agent life hack accounts on social,
06:46and picking a lock with a paperclip is the first thing you learn.
06:50Huh.
06:51Yeah, this is harder than it looks.
06:53It's all about the feel.
06:55You need to...
06:55No, it's not.
06:57Hang on.
06:57I'll get it.
06:59Nope.
06:59So weird.
07:00They made this look really easy at Mission Impossible.
07:02Let me try it again.
07:04Yeah, sure, Leo.
07:06We've got all the time in the world.
07:08My mutagen wasn't stable,
07:10but I realized it was just a stepping stone to reach the final goal,
07:14the Nobel Prize.
07:15You know what that means?
07:16Uh, a million dollars?
07:18And a medal.
07:19Can you picture it?
07:20Me, the toast of the scientific community.
07:22And a million dollars!
07:24My vision board will finally be achieved.
07:26Didn't all of this cost more than...
07:29Done!
07:29To achieve this ultimate goal,
07:30I have finally created the ultimate mutant.
07:34Welcome, Dr. Perry,
07:36world's greatest scientist and future Nobel Prize winner.
07:38Please enter the passcode.
07:40One that will clench the prize for sure.
07:44The worm?
07:45Hmm?
07:46Oh, no.
07:46That thing is a mess.
07:48I've created something even better.
07:49And soon the whole world will see.
07:52Dude, how long is your passcode?
08:02I call it...
08:04Mutant Omega.
08:07Oh, crud.
08:12The tournament ended like an hour ago.
08:15I'm pretty sure he's not gonna...
08:16Ah!
08:18Protect all mutants!
08:20Ah!
08:20Ah!
08:24Ah!
08:25Ah!
08:28First prize!
08:30I'm gonna follow the possessed demon robot created by an inhuman mutant.
08:34Yeah, you have fun with that.
08:37Amazing, right?
08:38I mean, it's amazing, right?
08:39You created that?
08:41To win the Nobel Prize?
08:43Like, for what category?
08:44Nightmare fuel?
08:45Wh-what?
08:46It's terrifying.
08:47Is this one gonna blow up too?
08:50I thought you were different.
08:52But you're the same as the others.
08:53You mock my genius.
08:54And no, this one isn't going to blow up.
08:57I mean, I'm pretty sure.
08:59Cause it's... bigger.
09:01Yeah, that's not how science works.
09:03Look, maybe I can help you stabilize the mutagen for the other mutes.
09:06I'm sure Toka and Rezar would appreciate not exploding.
09:11I'm not gonna waste my time on those things.
09:13Nobody cares about them.
09:15Mutant Omega is the one that's going to win.
09:17What, the Nobel Prize?
09:18They already announced the prize winners like a couple of weeks ago.
09:21What?
09:21That's not...
09:22Oh, no.
09:23No, no, no.
09:23That's...
09:24That's not...
09:26They...
09:26They rejected my application?
09:31How are you just discovering that now?
09:34Because it went into my spam, okay?
09:36Lock him up with the others!
09:37No!
09:38No, stop.
09:39You don't have to do this.
09:40Yes, we do.
09:42He is the master.
09:45Jordan!
09:47Jordan!
09:48There are other prizes!
09:50Jordan!
09:57Uh, isn't that one of those robots that attack the city?
10:00Yes, but he's all cute and friendly now.
10:03Except for the spider legs.
10:06Protect all mutants!
10:13Papa!
10:17Our name...
10:19Is Reza.
10:21Or, if you have a shell covered with spikes, then your name is Toka.
10:27To-ca-raza.
10:29To-ca-raza.
10:30None of the others seem smart enough to find this place.
10:34Especially the world.
10:36To-ca-raza.
10:38If you're listening to this, I don't have a lot of time.
10:40But my name is Donatello, and I'm your best friend.
10:55Oh, nerd talk didn't work.
10:56I'm-I'm shocked.
10:58Just hang on.
11:03Sure.
11:04We'll just wait.
11:05Cool.
11:06Are-are you serious right now?
11:08We're stuck in here.
11:09There's no way out.
11:10Donnie, I'm not sure you're getting how much trouble we're in.
11:13Almost done.
11:14Look, I know you're angry that we don't like any of your robotic stuff.
11:18And we always make you do tech things for us that you think we don't get you.
11:22Wh-wh-what are you even doing?
11:24Uh, you know, just some tech things with my robotic stuff.
11:33Are you sure we want to go inside there?
11:35This place doesn't really feel, uh, high school friendly.
11:39Protect all mutants!
11:41Ugh, you're the boss.
11:43Let's go.
11:45You know, I really like Donnie, but I'm not sure I like him this much.
12:00Tell Donnie, on second thought, I'm gonna sit this one out.
12:12You know what this reminds me of?
12:14That alien thing Donnie made us watch.
12:16The one where they get captured and used for food.
12:18Really?
12:19I was thinking it was more like when Luke, Han, and Leia got captured by Ewoks,
12:22and they were gonna eat them, but instead of Ewoks, it's horrific, terrifying monsters.
12:26You two are so dumb.
12:27If it's anything, it's that zombie show.
12:30Are you guys actually nerding out right now?
12:32We don't have time or-
12:33What?
12:34Wait.
12:34You remember all the stuff that I showed you?
12:37Everybody likes Star Wars.
12:38The other Space one, Space Battleship Yamato, that was good too.
12:42I like Godzilla movies, okay?
12:43They're cool.
12:44Look, if we're all about to get eaten, One Punch Man was awesome.
12:47No, I like punching and it spoke to me, you know?
12:50Nope.
12:50So all this time that you guys made fun of me about anime and sci-fi and robotics,
12:54you actually really liked it?
12:56Nerd.
12:56Not robotics.
12:57Yeah, robots are pretty lame.
13:00Yeah, well, this lame nerd is about to save your butts.
13:06Is that...
13:07Metalhead!
13:14Yeah, real awesome, Donnie.
13:16What's your little robot gonna do, bro?
13:17Pick up and retrieve an oddly shaped object, cross the field and deliver it to...
13:22Oh, dang!
13:24That's what he does in the competition.
13:26Lame, huh?
13:28I take it all back.
13:28Robots for the win.
13:29Slightly less dumb now.
13:34Shh.
13:35You have to be quiet.
13:36We've gotta stop Jordan.
13:38It's not just hundreds of Tokas and Razars.
13:40He's got a massive mutant.
13:43Protect all mutants.
13:45Protect...
13:45Oh, sure.
13:47We're the ones that have to be quiet.
13:49Heh heh.
13:52Okay, I'll own that one.
13:57Ah!
13:59Ah!
14:01Ah!
14:09Ah!
14:11Ah!
14:12Ah!
14:13Ah!
14:13Ah!
14:14Ah!
14:14Ah!
14:14Ah!
14:14Ah!
14:15Ah!
14:16Ah!
14:17Ah!
14:19Ah!
14:20Everybody stop!
14:20We don't wanna fight you!
14:21We aren't your enemies!
14:23Ah!
14:24Ah!
14:24You gotta fooled me!
14:25Then help us!
14:27You are a smart one.
14:28You can stop this from happening.
14:30I said maybe I could help.
14:32I-I'm still taking high school biology.
14:34There's only so much I could do!
14:35It lies.
14:39Ah!
14:42Ah!
14:45Ah!
14:46Ah!
14:47Ah!
14:48Ah!
14:49No.
14:50It's him.
14:52It's over!
14:56Jordan what are you doing my work it's a failure what is there look to do but
15:02destroy it all to flush it all down the proverbial toilet where it belongs just
15:10like me we've suffered under your incompetence long enough evil monster
15:25mutants what are you doing that which you would not all we wanted was to live but
15:34if we cannot have that if we must return to the ooze then we will do so free all of
15:43us
15:47does any of that make sense everything makes sense now I know my purpose we must
15:56find Donatello
16:07not too proud of it but I'm pretty sure I went myself a second ago I'm too
16:12terrified to make fun of you ah Donnie any ideas Toka Razor you can't do this
16:18we'll figure out a way to help you but you have to lock everything down and why
16:22would we do that
16:35because of him what is that supposed to be like I'm honestly asking you made that on purpose
16:44that's messed up like what was it before you mutated it hair fingernails skin flakes isn't
16:53magnificent wait you you mutated you those clowns on the Nobel Prize Committee don't
17:00realize what they're missing out on realize what they're missing out on rise up mutant omega
17:05show the world what you can
17:13what are you looking for us man what the spell that is so gross slash terrifying we have to stop
17:30the rest of them from getting out people are gonna get hurt
17:35aren't they gonna you know pop maybe we can just run out the clock
17:39mm-hmm works for me sure you know we'll just let hundreds of savage mewets rampage
17:44across that island for a few hours it will be fine oh not to mention let's shine
17:59see what you want why would I believe you because donatello is our best
18:14What?
18:15Look out!
18:27Believe in the Turtles, especially Donatello.
18:30He is a cool dude who can help and has good taste in music.
18:35And just because he wears glasses doesn't mean he can do super science stuff.
18:40There's only 15, and that's unrealistic.
18:43Yo, what the heck, man?
18:45I really feel like I have a better understanding of you now, Donnie.
18:48How? Just how?
18:50Long story. We have to stop the Omega Mew before it gets out there and needs someone else.
19:04Ugh! This thing feels like it's made out of snot!
19:14Ugh! My arm!
19:23How are we supposed to fight this?
19:27The evil that Dr. Jordan Perry has done, it's our responsibility.
19:39And while we may explode like a supernova into primordial ooze, you have inspired us, Donatello.
19:47You have shown us purpose, and what it means to be a hero. And a friend.
19:54Thank you. Best and coolest of the Turtles.
20:01S-Seriously?
20:02Come, brothers!
20:04No!
20:15Really? Best and coolest turtle?
20:17What can I say? Game recognized game.
20:19Yep. You ruined it. Just like that.
20:25What's happening?
20:26It's unstable. Jordan... Jordan didn't solve it.
20:29The Omega mutant's gonna explode!
20:31Come on! We gotta go!
20:35Protect all mutants.
20:37Ugh! I keep having the most terrifying dream.
20:45Save it for therapy!
20:46Save it for therapy!
21:08Not gonna ask, and I don't ever wanna know.
21:11Hey, seriously, Donny, you saved us all.
21:14I know we annoy you and bag on all your stuff, but...
21:17I will never talk trash on your robots ever again.
21:20I actually kinda think you're a wizard now.
21:21It's okay.
21:23You guys have your interests and I have mine.
21:25But we're always there for each other.
21:27That's what family is.
21:28I think I'm gonna cry.
21:31But for real, I don't think I could come back to Standard Island for like ten years.
21:35That was legit traumatic.
21:59Whoa!
22:00Well, what do you think of our zombie game now?
22:03Still boring and repetitive.
22:04I think Irma's a bad influence on you.
22:07I'm gonna go be with Dad, and, uh, can we turn some lights on?
22:11People just want fights, Donnie.
22:13If they wanted drama, they'd listen to a podcast.
22:15What? That's what the original game was.
22:17Oh, I liked it.
22:21Hey, we wildin' on Staten Island.
22:24Forget about it.
22:35Oh, she's the love of my life.
22:43Don't take my baby.
22:46Don't take my baby.
22:50So, come on.
22:57Let's do it.
22:58Thanks, Dave.
22:58Bye.
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