00:10Oh yeah, I've been there.
00:13This guy's the best!
00:17He literally has a beer in his hand.
00:20He has a beer in his hand.
00:22Drank so much vodka he forgot where he lived!
00:24Yeah, I've been there.
00:27Instead of going home to Winston Avenue,
00:29he ended up on Monet Avenue a mile from his house.
00:33The couple that lives in this house told me a stranger
00:36knocked on their door asking to stay for a few days.
00:39They told him, go bother someone else.
00:42Instead of leaving, Zabricky made his way inside their lanai.
00:46I'd have shoved my boot so far up his ****
00:49and been tasting leather for a week.
00:51Of course! He's got a course!
00:52What is she doing?
00:53Oh my god!
00:55Hold on! Hold on!
00:57What the hell?!
00:58So yeah, she's interviewing a guy who's drinking a Coors Light as he's talking to her
01:02and she's jumping on an inflatable unicorn pool float
01:08In a dress!
01:09In a dress!
01:10To do her news report!
01:11And her pearls!
01:12And her pearls!
01:13She didn't take her pearls off!
01:14Take your pearls off before going swimming, girl!
01:16Oh my god!
01:18This story...
01:19This story's the best!
01:20You've got to check it out at DaveAndCheckTheFreak.com
01:23Let's hear what Rusty Simplex has to say.
01:25Barbed his **** and tasting leather for a week.
01:28They called 911 and moments later they heard a splash!
01:32Oh my God!
01:32Oh my God!
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