00:00get up crew romero melissa leroy the warm weather's here which means it is tick season oh wow you just
00:07had to ruin it i did well let me tell you something already already uh emergency room
00:14visits for tick bites are at the highest levels in nine years and it just basically like the
00:23season just started oh i hate i hate i hate him too i hate worse than spider hicks see i
00:30grew up like
00:31in the city so i was just surrounded by concrete all the time you know like we had a patch
00:37of grass
00:38but where i lived it was considered a yard but it really wasn't a yard it was a yard for
00:44where i
00:44lived because we had grass we worried about mosquitoes yeah flies maybe that's it yeah but
00:51never ticks when i first got married my first marriage we moved out into like the burbs like
00:57the sticks we like our house we got it in front of the woods and stuff real nice i remember
01:01i was like
01:02wow like nobody can be like we have space so i go into the woods right i'm like looking through
01:08the
01:08woods and stuff it's so cool just walking through and i come out and my wife goes make sure you
01:16don't
01:16have any ticks on you and i go what she goes make sure you don't have any ticks on you
01:20and i'm like
01:20you're saying it's so nonchalant isn't a tick like want to tick bite you and give you a disease and
01:24kill you or whatever she's like no just check you know you don't want to take it i'm diseased and
01:28stuff like that man i remember walking in the house her mother was in the house and i literally
01:34just walked right past her mother went into the bathroom called my wife at the time into the
01:39bathroom and i was buck naked and i said you need to check my ass to make sure because you
01:44know
01:44sometimes something will happen and all of a sudden like because i don't know somebody starts
01:49like melissa you start clearing your throat you're like my throat hurts all of a sudden
01:51leroy and i'll be like yeah you know you get that that mental thing i was like i think i
01:57feel
01:57something in my ass and when she was saying ticks so i had her come in the bathroom i bent
02:02over i
02:02spread my butt cheeks and she was like you're good and i go no really i'm not joking take a
02:07look
02:08i feel like i felt something in there i didn't feel anything in there i just was super paranoid i
02:13thought
02:13you was gonna say and then you farted in the face no man i was nervous for real i was
02:17like she thought
02:17i was joking i was like please check my ass for ticks i'm like the last thing i need is
02:23something
02:23a little like that crawling up into my colon and then you'll be one of those man the one thing
02:28i
02:28never want to be in this life is a random death you know how you hear about like random deaths
02:33they're like oh you know random people like have a piano fall you know 1100 people have
02:39died by pianos falling on i'm i don't want to be so i don't want to be that statistic i
02:43feel like
02:43you you being you know kind of like i don't want to say prideful person but i would think you
02:49would
02:49enjoy a unique random death because you know people would be talking about it more yes yeah but
02:54you wouldn't be around to enjoy people talking about it that's true too yeah because i could see
02:58like one thing that like i don't want to be unique i want to be old and then just fall
03:03off a cliff i
03:04don't i don't want to like deteriorate actually i wanted to be like man that's a that's a healthy
03:0898 year old and the next day be like what happened to romero well actually you know the next day
03:14the
03:14the next day the mother was dead i don't know i just feel like you love competition so much that
03:20you would want to have the best story of how you died no matter even if it's in the afterlife
03:24or not
03:24yeah but then you got to deal with it in the afterlife when it's like jail people ask you how
03:28you died and
03:29you're like yo a tick crawled up my ass and that's great yes and they're like oh really oh how'd
03:37you die
03:37i had that in a cool ass car crash but no tick bite that's cool that's not embarrassing at all
03:42you
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