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00:00What are you up to now, Chuck?
00:01Well, the new five-hour energy holiday flavors have got me in the spirit,
00:05so I'm decorating the studio.
00:08Oh, I see.
00:08So Thanksgiving, cranberry lime, Christmas is the gingerbread snap,
00:12but what about Halloween?
00:13POPKIN SPICE!
00:21Dave and Chuck the Freaks, pervert of the day.
00:28We're off to Iowa.
00:30Oh, God, no.
00:31Iowa.
00:33An Iowa man accused of hiding cameras in portable toilets.
00:41Is there a worse spot than a portable toilet camera?
00:45In Iowa?
00:46An Iowa portable toilet camera?
00:48Iowa portable toilet cam.
00:50Yeah, that's pretty bad.
00:52Corn-fed men.
00:54Corn-fed ladies.
00:56He's facing numerous charges now.
01:01I bet.
01:02According to Marshall County authorities, charges have been filed against this guy,
01:0732-year-old Tyler Pavlik,
01:11after a camera was found in a port-a-potty.
01:17They found several during different events, including at the Harvest and Handmade event.
01:24To me, that's all Old Broads.
01:26Yes.
01:27The Harvest and Handmade event?
01:29Yeah.
01:29You are seeing nothing but old vag.
01:35Fur.
01:36You're basically seeing fur.
01:40Oh, that's terrible stuff.
01:42That's terrible.
01:43This guy's into some stuff.
01:44Oh, my God.
01:45It's awful.
01:47Or you imagine you don't even know the event that you just snuck into,
01:51and you're like, oh, there's an event being set up.
01:53I'm going to set these port-a-potties up with cameras,
01:56and then they put the signs up.
01:58And you're like, oh, my God.
02:00The Harvest and Handmade Fest.
02:03Maybe not as old as we think.
02:05Commerging artists, vendors, fall festivities, pumpkin patch, food trucks, beer garden, and more.
02:11Yeah, that's younger people.
02:12Yeah, we don't like that.
02:13I thought it was just like Old Broads making it.
02:16It has the sound of it.
02:19Yes.
02:19Because to me, like the homemade, that's like older ladies making crafts at home.
02:26Like the fall craft that Al has up in his office right now.
02:30Exactly.
02:31It's gorgeous.
02:32He has a fall craft.
02:34I think he made it himself.
02:35Yeah.
02:35Like a harvest.
02:36Beautiful.
02:36Yeah.
02:37It's a cornucopia.
02:38Yeah.
02:38You have a cornucopia in your office?
02:40It's sort of like that.
02:41Kind of like that.
02:42I'm going to say my dear.
02:43Nice.
02:43Yeah.
02:45Fall has hit Al's office.
02:46I didn't know you got into like the...
02:48Decorating the office for fun?
02:49The other day is like...
02:50It was brought in for a specific reason.
02:52Yeah.
02:53Oh.
02:53Yeah.
02:54I mean, I don't want to throw him too under the bus.
02:56Oh, that's right.
02:56Yeah.
02:56It was a prop.
02:57I saw that yesterday.
02:58Never mind.
02:59It was a prop.
03:00I saw it before it was a prop and thought, wow, Al's really into fall.
03:06Yes.
03:06I mean, I do love the fall.
03:07It is my favorite.
03:08Yeah.
03:08Right.
03:08I'm not taking it home.
03:10I'm going to leave it there.
03:11Okay.
03:11So...
03:11Oh, yeah.
03:12Well, now that it's in here.
03:13But that's what I thought we were thinking of here at this Harvest in Handmade.
03:17Yeah.
03:17Like old ladies making cornucopias.
03:18Yes.
03:19Like old ladies Etsy shops come to life.
03:21Yes.
03:22But it seems like it's a bit more than that.
03:24Anyway, he placed the camera under the toilet seat and secretly recorded dozens of people
03:30in all, almost a hundred.
03:34Yeah.
03:35They actually show you the view of the cam.
03:41Oh, no.
03:42There.
03:43Oh, he's got it all.
03:44That is so gross.
03:45Dude, he's got it all.
03:47Disgusting.
03:48Okay, Jason.
03:50Well, you're seeing everybody's butthole.
03:53Yeah.
03:53He wants to see it.
03:55He wants to watch it come out.
03:56Yeah.
03:58Yeah.
03:59He definitely saw it come out.
04:00Of course.
04:01He saw the Fudge Factory in action.
04:03Well, because a lot of people would hover, too, you know?
04:05No one sits on those.
04:07No, so...
04:07It's always the hover move.
04:09The hover.
04:10So you're definitely going to be up.
04:11There's going to be enough light to see everything happen, see all your parts, how they work.
04:17That's nasty.
04:18Yeah, it is.
04:19Yeah, he's nasty.
04:20So nasty.
04:21And like, you see him and you just know what he's doing with that.
04:24From a cinematography standpoint, it's not a bad angle.
04:28No, listen.
04:29Court, you're on to something.
04:30Because it's impossible to get this kind of shot, to me, in a normal toilet.
04:36The only way you get this shot is you go port-a-potty.
04:40You have more room to sort of get back in there.
04:44You're backing up, Court, here?
04:46He's kind of right.
04:48Wait, when have you seen a shot this crystal clear?
04:50Well, I've never seen a toilet shot before, so I can't tell you.
04:52Without people knowing.
04:56Shame on him.
04:56Bad, but from cinematography, strictly, pretty good.
05:01I like the background.
05:04Background's very calm.
05:05There's good contrast.
05:06So, in your opinion, if he caught some hot turds, that would be very exciting.
05:13In my opinion?
05:14Like, if he, like, your thought of him, not you.
05:18Yes.
05:18Or pee, whatever he's into.
05:20Yeah, he wants to see them excreting.
05:22Yeah, that's that.
05:23That's a word, huh?
05:24That's what he wants.
05:25I know.
05:26Oh, yeah.
05:26Like, he wants to see them pulling down and, like, sitting.
05:29He wants that whole excretion process.
05:32But he's got a ton of schlong on there, too.
05:34He doesn't care.
05:35It's about the release, you know?
05:40It'd be my guess.
05:42He might be.
05:42That might be what he's after.
05:44He could be.
05:45So, he faces 96 charges.
05:4990, no.
05:51Charges.
05:52So, that must mean that he had, because what they say, he had 100 and something videos,
05:57which means some people went to the bathroom twice.
05:59A couple times.
06:00Yeah.
06:00Now, I got to check portable.
06:01Like, I never thought to check.
06:03I would never look.
06:04You don't want to look.
06:04That's the whole, right?
06:05Who would even look?
06:06I never look in the blue.
06:07You try not to look.
06:07You don't look in the blue?
06:08No.
06:09I love the ones, as a guy, sorry, ladies, that have the urine aloft to the side.
06:13Those are the best.
06:13Those are the best.
06:15Honestly.
06:15I don't have to go anywhere near the blue.
06:17No.
06:18I'm not pooping in.
06:19Turd Mountain.
06:19And listen, trust me.
06:20Those are the worst ones.
06:22Those festival ones, because the hundreds and hundreds of people are there, those are
06:27the ones that turn into Turd Mountains.
06:29Disgusting.
06:29Because so many people, there's a festival here every year.
06:32Yep.
06:33Yep.
06:33And I've been dragged to it many times, and that was one of the worst I've ever used.
06:37Like, it was breaching the seat.
06:40My God.
06:41I'm at the point in life I don't go to festivals or encounter this, so that whole scene.
06:47Where I would encounter them is baseball tournaments.
06:51And to me, if I had to pee, that would be the place I might go.
06:56Is this him installing it?
06:58Yes, I believe that is what they're showing you.
06:59Because they're not showing a random dude.
07:01No, no, that's him.
07:02No, that's him.
07:03That's him.
07:05Ugh.
07:05Honestly, I never thought they would get an angle so...
07:11You're right.
07:12It's a vulnerable angle for anyone who's going to the bathroom.
07:16I'll just say that.
07:17Like, normally I think you can't really see anything.
07:20They wouldn't be able to see it.
07:22This one, I think this guy saw it all, dude.
07:25I think he sees it all.
07:27Yeah.
07:27Great lighting.
07:29Yep.
07:30He saw it of everything.
07:31You know, the squat is going to reveal all.
07:34Yeah.
07:35So many genitals.
07:3690, actually.
07:38Old Lady Muff.
07:40What did he say?
07:41I said Old Lady Muff.
07:42I think he said Tarantino.
07:44Oh.
07:44I thought he said Latino.
07:46I thought he said Latino, too.
07:49What's he talking about?
07:51Yep.
07:52So that's one pervert.
07:54Another pervert.
07:55He's into the same thing, though, as this guy.
07:57Yeah.
07:57And he's a former doctor from Louisiana.
07:59He hid cameras in hospital bathrooms.
08:05And he has been now sentenced to seven years in prison.
08:10Was.
08:10Okay.
08:11So is he a former doctor because of this?
08:16Or.
08:16Yes.
08:16Okay.
08:17Andrew Matthews pleaded guilty to six counts of video voyeurism.
08:21As part of his sentence, he'll have to register as a sex offender for the rest of his life.
08:24He was originally arrested two years ago after another hospital employee found a recording device in the staff bathroom.
08:32At that time, he was a second year resident.
08:35Okay.
08:35He did go on to become a doctor for a short period of time.
08:38He doesn't look like a doctor.
08:40No, he doesn't.
08:41No, I don't know.
08:41He has a real, just more of a perv look to him.
08:43I wouldn't trust him if I walked in and he came into the room like, so how's it going today?
08:50I like my doctors to kind of be living a healthy lifestyle.
08:53He doesn't look like he's living a healthy lifestyle.
08:55He's living a chubby, perverted lifestyle.
08:56Yeah, he is.
08:58So I can't, like, when he's like, hey, man, you should probably get out there.
09:01It's like he's living your lifestyle, but I wouldn't want you as a doctor.
09:05No, you wouldn't.
09:05Dear God almighty, Dr. Chuck walks into the room.
09:09Well, it's tough for me to be like, hey, come on, bud, get out there, go for some walks.
09:15Right.
09:16You know, when I look like this.
09:19What kind of doctor was he?
09:20They didn't say.
09:21Didn't say.
09:22No.
09:22He was rearrested three weeks later after investigators downloaded footage from the device and then
09:28identified multiple victims recorded over the course of a year.
09:31Or, damn it.
09:33Some of them, man, they last for a really long time.
09:36They've got this whole thing set up.
09:39They think they're getting away with it.
09:41Dave is in St. Clair Shores.
09:43Hi, Dave.
09:44Hey, how you doing?
09:45Good.
09:46What's your comment?
09:47Hey, I saw you guys were talking about Turd Mountains and the Port-a-Jones there, and it
09:51made me think of a story from back when I was in Afghanistan, the Marines back like 2010.
09:55Oh, no.
09:57Yeah, it was pretty bad.
09:58So we had these, we had Port-a-Jones set up in our workspace, you know, that we would
10:03use.
10:03And they'd come and they'd suck them out every, you know, a few weeks or something like that.
10:07But this one particular time, it kind of taken a while for them to come suck them out.
10:12So anyway, working night crew, I was out there.
10:15I had my headlamp on.
10:16And I went out to use one of the Port-a-Jones.
10:18I opened the door and I see that there's a Turd Mountain sitting in this thing, probably
10:22three, four inches up above even the toilet seat.
10:26So obviously, okay, not using that one.
10:29So I go to the one next to it and I sit down.
10:31There's a couple of inches in there still for room.
10:33So sit down, I'm doing my thing.
10:35I think I had an iPod shuffle at the time.
10:37I was like screwing around with it.
10:38And I hear somebody come walking up through the gravel and they go into the one next to
10:42me, the one that I just looked in.
10:44Yeah.
10:44Oh, no.
10:45They must not have had a flashlight or must not have had their whistle.
10:48No, no.
10:50If I have another man's Turd up my ass, that is the worst day of my life.
10:55I just hear this big crash and then this guy scream and he jumps out of the thing.
11:00So I finish my business and I get out and I turn and I open the door and look.
11:04And there's two perfect little semicircle like ass cheek prints down into the turd mountain.
11:10No, no.
11:11Yep.
11:11He sat upon the mountain.
11:12He sat on turd mountain.
11:15Well, it had to have been a frozen turd mountain too because it was like the middle of January.
11:19It was like 15 degrees.
11:20Oh, my God.
11:21I don't know how it gets any worse, but yeah, it was pretty bad.
11:24To be honest, if I had to sit on a turd mountain, I want it to be frozen.
11:27Although that frozen turd could penetrate you.
11:30Yes, it could penetrate me.
11:31Ice cream turd mountain.
11:32Oh, my God.
11:34That's terrible.
11:35Thanks for your service, but no, thank you for the story.
11:40How do they suck out the frozen turd mountain?
11:44A big sucking machine.
11:45I know.
11:47I got to heat it up first.
11:49Let me have a rule to not have the word turd and ice cream in the same sentence.
11:53Oh, not bad.
11:54That's where you draw the line?
11:55Yeah.
11:55All the crap you talk about?
11:57I would never sell the ice cream.
11:59Listen, I know, but unfortunately, turds every once in a while look like ice cream, so I
12:05can't sign off on that.
12:08I'm sorry.
12:09Okay.
12:09That's okay.
12:10I just hope no one listening ever sits on a turd mountain.
12:13Someone did.
12:14Turd mountain better than turd glacier.
12:16I would think about giving someone some kind of medal.
12:22Like a Marine?
12:23It's a special turd mountain medal.
12:24Yes.
12:24Like if you sat on a turd mountain while you were serving your country, that it's like
12:31not quite a purple heart, but it's something.
12:34Brown heart.
12:35Brown heart.
12:35Yeah.
12:36Like something.
12:36You know, I don't know what it would be, but they deserve something.
12:40That guy will never be the same.
12:41Someone said, working on a job site, I watched a guy to come clean out the port-a-johns, suck
12:48them out, handling the hose barehanded with one hand and eating a sandwich.
12:52Those guys don't care anymore, man.
12:54That's disgusting.
12:55That stuff doesn't bother them anymore.
12:56I know.
12:56That's just their business, right?
12:58They just have dealt with it for so long.
12:59It gets on them.
13:00You can do that.
13:01It's separate though.
13:03Oh, eat and...
13:03Yeah.
13:04Yeah.
13:05There's no reason for that.
13:06I get it.
13:08I get it.
13:08Another Marine said, I've seen the exact same thing.
13:10I've witnessed Turd Mountain in a port-a-potty too.
13:13So it's just...
13:14Let's take better care of our troops.
13:16Let's clean out those.
13:17I mean, maybe it's hard to get to them.
13:18I was going to say, sometimes maybe stuff was, you know...
13:21I get that part of it.
13:22Like it wasn't quite a green zone or something.
13:24There's no movie about that.
13:26No, there isn't.
13:27No, there isn't.
13:28Turd Mountain.
13:29Someone said, I believe if you sit on a Turd Mountain as a service member, you should
13:32be honorably discharged.
13:34They just say, there you go.
13:37Here's your GI Bill.
13:38You've done all you can.
13:39Your education's all paid for.
13:42You know?
13:43You sat on a Turd Mountain that day.
13:45That never should have happened to you, sir.
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