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00:00There's a restaurant with a difference
00:02Cheers angel everyone in it will be single and on a real first date
00:10Cameras will catch every moment in the search for love I do paranormal investigations
00:17One of the worst days of a bed out of my life serves me right
00:25you
00:26Will any of these first dates lead to a second I
00:31Really liked him. She melts my heart. So I want to trust her but can I this is very close
00:37isn't it and will anyone find their
00:38Perfect match night. I guess you've missed me. Yeah, he's sobered up now. No. I think she just wants to
00:44shag me
00:46Just yeah, she knows I'm gonna get in her knickers is what they would say
00:51He's bloody lucky if he does
01:06Every week this restaurant is full of hopeful singles all looking for love
01:12Hi, I'm fine. Thanks. How are you?
01:14Yeah, I'm fantastic. Good. I'm here to eat a nato
01:15You're the first one
01:18All the first daters have to go on is their partner's name job title and a photo
01:26My mum's advice to me when I go on dates includes no swearing
01:32Don't wear too much makeup. Don't go dress like a tart
01:35Thank you very much
01:36Cheers, I'm not gonna go to a first date with my tips hanging out. I'm sorry. It's not happening
01:41I have got a pair, but I'm not gonna get them out on the first date
01:48It's a ten date roll obviously I'm not gonna sleep with you until after the ten dates because
01:54Well, I'm not hot
01:56First few minutes are definitely very important. You get those little butterflies you get little tingle in your willy
02:04Thank you
02:08Police community support officer Larisha is looking for that special someone
02:13You can have a good relationship, but without sex it just becomes any typical relationship like how you would with
02:19your mum or your friend
02:25Sex is what keeps it going. It's what keeps the passion alive
02:28It keeps the spark and the fire just floating. I definitely think you need sex. It has to be good
02:34as well
02:38Larisha's date is 35 year old DJ Terry. He's hoping it's going to be third time lucky in the first
02:44dates restaurant
02:47Don't know what it is. I just feel confident about this one. I think she's gonna be the one this
02:51girl
03:01Good evening
03:02Good evening, sir. How are you doing? Terry? Terry
03:05Good to see you Larisha
03:07You'll be charging me rent here soon, won't you?
03:09Last chance for you, pal
03:23Hey
03:24Nice to meet you Trevor
03:25And you, I'm good
03:27I'm Terry
03:27Nice to meet you
03:29You all right?
03:29You smell good?
03:31Thank you
03:32What you doing?
03:32That's for starting out
03:33Um, it's in the afternoon
03:35It smells nice
03:37It smells nice
03:38It smells good
03:38You blame me away. I didn't know you was going to be this hot
03:41Thanks
03:44Cheers, Angel
03:46Cheers, Angel
03:47Cheers
03:47It's alright
03:49What's your ideal guy? I bet you like sort of Italian looking stubble
03:53Bit rough around the edges
03:55No, see I like men and women
03:57You like men and women?
04:01Yeah, it just, who tickles me really?
04:03Obviously the woman has to be hot, really hot, like feminine
04:09You're right little one, aren't you?
04:11Yeah, I love it
04:12Yeah, I love it
04:19So what made you get your hands tattooed?
04:23I dunno
04:23I dunno
04:25Oh
04:26Oh
04:26Jesus, really?
04:28That's gotta go
04:43Good afternoon
04:44Hey, what's your name?
04:45Abby
04:46You are the first one to write, would you actually follow me?
04:4925 year old account manager, Abby
04:51Hiya
04:52Can we get a strawberry Bellini, please?
04:53Of course you may
04:54Thank you
04:54Has travelled from Bournemouth for her date
05:04She's meeting 22 year old property manager, Rajan
05:07Another hopeful dater, back for a third date
05:11I'm looking forward to my next date
05:12Hopefully it will be different
05:14A different kind of go
05:15A different kind of style
05:16A different kind of game
05:17A different kind of approach
05:18And hopefully
05:19I can fall in love this time
05:22Hiya
05:23How are you?
05:23How you doing?
05:25I'm here for Abigail
05:29Fantastic
05:30Hopefully it will be third time lucky
05:35Oh, wow
05:37Oh, hi, how you doing?
05:38How are you?
05:39Oh, wow
05:40Wow
05:40Aren't you lovely
05:41I got an oh wow
05:42Oh
05:43Okay, so like I got two questions for you
05:45Wow, okay
05:46Question number one
05:47Yeah
05:47What kind of qualities you look for in a guy
05:49Oh my god, you went straight in there
05:50And question number two
05:51Question number two
05:52Do you think I have those qualities?
05:54Oh, I don't know yet
05:54I haven't dated you yet
05:56Have you ever been on an awkward date?
05:58Yeah
05:58What's that like?
05:59I don't know what's that like?
06:00Surely you've been on an awkward date
06:02I've never actually had an awkward date
06:03You've never had an awkward date?
06:04I anchor the date
06:05So if she's not talking, I talk
06:06I think I'm a bit like you then
06:08In a weird way
06:08So if they're not talking, I'll talk
06:10Would it be a second date?
06:12Probably not
06:13Would it be a second date with me?
06:14There's still plenty of time for you to mess this up yet
06:16Oh
06:25What else have you got here?
06:26Is that it?
06:29Everything
06:33Everything
06:34Really?
06:35Really?
06:36Why?
06:37I woke up when I went
06:39You know what?
06:40I think I'm going to get my dick pierced today
06:50Are you going to have a start up?
06:52No
06:53No
06:54I'll tell you the steak is good
06:55If you're liking me
07:02What are you looking at having?
07:04I'm not 100% sure
07:05Man or woman?
07:10Because I have both
07:13Because I have like a woman for starters
07:15And a man for like men
07:19I get approached quite a lot when I'm at work
07:23But that's just a bit off-putting
07:25That's just because I'm in uniform
07:26So that's not really flattering
07:28Really?
07:30Like can you handcuff me?
07:32Can you strip search me?
07:33I'll strip naked here for you if you want me to
07:36And they'll start taking off their shoes
07:38Being with a woman's made me realise
07:40What men go through
07:42Yeah
07:43It's good that you see
07:44And women are hard work
07:46Hard
07:47Wow
07:48Since being with a woman
07:49Fucking hell
07:50Like
07:51It can be worse than men
07:52I give it up
07:53I give it up to men
07:54I don't know how you like
07:55I don't know how you guys do it
08:04Wow
08:05You're talking about the waiter or the food?
08:06Thank you
08:07I do
08:07I talk about the food
08:09I was talking about the waiter
08:10No I'm only joking
08:11Ha ha ha
08:13Aw
08:14I love a girl that dresses up in lingerie
08:16I don't want you to get in this wrong way
08:18I'm talking about from the sex aspect
08:20From the aspect of
08:21A romantic evening with her partner
08:23Yeah
08:23So I love like taking a girl out
08:25Having a good meal
08:26Like what we've got right now
08:27We go back to the house
08:29I'll put on some Usher
08:30Oh my God
08:31Stop it
08:32I'll put on some Trey songs
08:33Some Elton John maybe
08:35And she goes to the bedroom
08:36Dresses up in lingerie
08:37Wow
08:38We have a great evening
08:39I like that
08:40Are you a fan of that evening?
08:41That type of evening
08:42Are you...
08:44Er...
08:44I guess
08:45Yeah
08:47Er...
08:47Maybe
08:48Miss out the cheesy Usher bit
08:50Trey songs?
08:51I don't even know what that is
08:53Okay
08:53One Direction?
08:55If I
08:56You know
08:57Had my way
08:57I would go back to
08:59How it used to be
09:00In like Pride and Prejudice days
09:01When you know
09:02You could go to a dance
09:03And that was the first time
09:04You ever
09:04You know
09:05Sort of touched that
09:06That boy's hand
09:07Have you ever kissed on the first date?
09:09No
09:09Second date?
09:11Yeah
09:12We could kiss this person to a second date
09:13So we could kiss
09:14No
09:16I think you still got some wooing today
09:18Oh
09:18I've got to woo you some more
09:19Alright
09:26Everyone in this restaurant is single
09:28And on a first date
09:31Anyway
09:31Cheers
09:33I'm having fun
09:34Are you having fun?
09:36Yeah
09:36I am actually
09:38Terry and Larisha are half an hour into theirs
09:41And they still haven't ordered
09:47So have you thought actually about the food because I can't concentrate
09:51I can't
09:52I can't
09:52I can't actually
09:55Are you going to have a star?
09:57Do you think you're going to have a star?
09:58No
09:59No
09:59No
10:02Chicken can be a bit dry now and again
10:04I can't take you seriously right now
10:06No
10:06No
10:07I'm talking about food and all I'm thinking about
10:09It's sex
10:10That's all I'm thinking about
10:11I'm just
10:11I'm talking about food
10:13I'm not being
10:13It's my mind
10:14I'm not being filled
10:15Just like
10:16XXXXXX
10:19You don't know
10:20You do not want to know what's going on right now
10:22And I can't even explain it
10:26I don't know what it is but I like
10:28When you look at me with my eyes
10:29I get like this weird little tingling feeling in my willy
10:38Anyway
10:39Anyways
10:39Yeah
10:40Moving on
10:52Afternoon
10:53Hello there
10:53How are you?
10:54I could be worse
10:55Would you like to follow me?
10:57Yeah, thank you
10:59Take a seat
11:00Thank you very much
11:02Hello there
11:03Hello there
11:04Want to drink?
11:06Damn right
11:06This is a medical emergency
11:08I need a Pimm's
11:09Half
11:10Half
11:10Lemonade
11:11And half soda water
11:12Yep, no worries
11:13And not too much of a rainforest in there
11:15No worries
11:15Thank you very much
11:18If I'm stood up will you be my date?
11:21Definitely
11:24Ed from High Wycombe has spent most of his life single
11:28In his quest to find a partner
11:30He spent more than £10,000 on dating
11:35In the modern day dating world
11:37There's a brief window of an introduction
11:40It's almost you've got 15 minutes to sell yourself in an interview
11:44And I do not interview very well
11:48There's no date
11:50This is a winder
11:57Divorcee Dawn has travelled from Chelmsford for her first date
12:01My relationship history has been a bit of a rollercoaster
12:05Been cheated upon four times
12:08I want a man who's going to treat me right this time
12:11And he's got to be out there somewhere
12:14Somewhere
12:15Don't care where I go
12:18Hello
12:19Good afternoon
12:21I'm Dawn, I'm here to meet Ed
12:25You must be Dawn
12:26Hello, nice to meet you
12:27Yeah, likewise
12:29So I must be Ed
12:29Join me
12:31Thank you
12:31I've started without you
12:33OK, no worries
12:34Well, this is an adventure
12:35What do you work as?
12:40I work as an MOT inspector
12:43And service cars
12:44That must be an interesting job being an MOT inspector
12:48No, it's pretty boring
12:51Is it really?
12:52Eight hours under a car all day
12:55No
12:58And I think you work in a hospital
13:00Oh, I work, yeah
13:02I'm an administration assistant
13:03Which one?
13:05You don't want to tell me?
13:06No, I don't really say what hospital I work in
13:09I say, what, in case I stalk you?
13:11You stalk me
13:16I just need to go to the toilet
13:17Yeah
13:17I'm going to go to the toilet
13:24I'm going to go to the toilet
13:29Yeah
13:36You went there
13:37I'm going to go to the toilet
13:40All right, honey, see you later
13:41Bye
13:47They're taking it?
13:49Yep
13:50Change
13:51We'll tip them
13:53We'll treat them
14:01Hello
14:04Do you like that?
14:05Thank you, bye
14:06Enjoyed myself?
14:07Yeah, me too, but what do you think?
14:09See each other again, keeping contact
14:10Yeah, definitely
14:11No, it went all right
14:12Did you enjoy yourself?
14:14Yeah, yeah, good luck
14:15Yeah
14:15I think we're on the same wavelength
14:17Definitely
14:18Good match
14:23To you
14:34I'm just wondering where our waiter is for our dinner
14:41Oh, I thought, yeah, when you're ready
14:44Fantastic, I've got his attention
14:48So how do you spend your Christmases then?
14:52Normally not in England
14:53Oh, really?
14:54What's the point?
14:55No kids
14:57No wife
14:59Not a lot of point in staying here
15:01No
15:01Go away
15:02You're full of joy
15:04Pardon?
15:04You're full of joy
15:05I'm a miserable bastard, yeah, yeah
15:08Have you still got parents?
15:10Well, one of them's gone
15:11But my mother is alive and kicking
15:13Brothers and sisters
15:15Do you have a large family?
15:16I've got a kind of slightly disjointed family
15:19Because they, you know
15:21It's quite common now, isn't it?
15:23We came up, I don't know if you
15:24Well, I'm a bit older than you
15:26But we came up in a generation where
15:27All the ads showed everybody happy
15:30You know, 2.5 families
15:32And everyone had a mum and dad
15:34But reality, no, it's not that way
15:39The fact that I come from a broken home
15:42And my parents went separate ways
15:44And I spent some time in children's homes
15:47And in foster care
15:48You're kind of used to things being, you know
15:51Taken away from you, you know
15:52I would be with some foster people for a certain amount of time
15:56And then I'd go somewhere else
15:57I think that might have had some kind of effect on my relationships
16:03Are you optimistic about, you know, the future?
16:08Yeah, I'm always optimistic
16:10I have quite a good outlook, if you know what I'm saying
16:12Yeah, yeah, that's a good way to be though
16:15I think generally women tend to be more optimistic than men, you know
16:20It's one of those many intrinsic differences between us
16:24And for example, you know
16:26I would guess a woman would still make a bit of an effort with an appearance
16:29Whereas a bloke would go, no, I don't have to shave anymore
16:31So I won't
16:33Do you have to shave your ears?
16:35My ears? Yeah
16:35Do they need shaving?
16:37That one does
16:38That one doesn't
16:40Okay
16:41Just, I'm not being offensive
16:43Hey, I need all the help I can get
16:45Yeah, well this is what happens when you get to my age
16:47Your eyesight starts going
16:53Well here's the thing then, I'm going to ask you this
16:55Okay
16:56Let me finish eating this bit here, it's quite nice
17:18I'm nearly there
17:26I'm nearly there
17:29Would you like to play footsie underneath the table?
17:31No
17:32Except if I grabbed your leg blight
17:34My God, don't do that
17:36Not on the first date, don't be inappropriate
17:39Behave, please
17:40I like it when girls tell me to behave
17:42Yeah, well, I'm telling you to behave
17:44It's like you're my teacher, right, and I'm in detention
17:47Stop making it into some weird sexual thing
17:49It's not...
17:50Wait, how is that sexual?
17:52Don't push it
17:52I'm not pushing it
17:55Did you enjoy this date?
17:57I have actually
17:58On a scale of one to ten
17:59How much would you rate it?
18:01Maybe like...
18:01Like a seven or an eight
18:03Wait, what?
18:04Why not a nine or a ten?
18:07Well, you've got to leave somewhere to go
18:09You can't like, go straight in for a ten
18:12But the question is, where are we going to go from there?
18:15I can't answer that question
18:17Oh!
18:19Did you see me and you on the second date?
18:22Um...
18:24At this moment in time
18:27I would say I see you as a friend
18:28So you just see us as friends?
18:31Yeah, yeah
18:31So we'll just leave it as a good date
18:33And that's it
18:35OK
18:36Dating and friendship is two separate things
18:37I'm not on the date to find a friend
18:40I'm on the date to find a romantic connection
18:42To find a possible partner, a future wife
18:44It's all going so well and now you hate me
18:46Why would I hate you?
18:48Because I said I only want to be a friend
18:50No, but...
18:51And you're saying, I don't need friends
18:52No, no, but wait, but wait
18:53But how do you...
18:54I'm a girlfriend
18:55No, but how do you know I want to be with you?
18:57I don't, I just think all of a sudden
18:59You've changed and become quite defensive
19:03Well, hello again
19:04Hey, how are you doing?
19:05Not too bad, how are you?
19:08Hey
19:08This is very close, isn't it?
19:09Oh, this is a bit too...
19:10You want me to move up?
19:11No, it's fine
19:12It's fine
19:14Thank you very much
19:15Thank you
19:16Have a nice evening
19:17Do you meet friends to later on
19:19See if there's potential for girlfriend and boyfriend
19:21Or do you meet friends as in friend zone, that's it?
19:24I think just friend zone
19:25Look, that's fine, that's perfect
19:27So where do we go from here?
19:31No, we're not, are we? Let's be honest
19:34Um, no, we're not going to see each other again
19:36No, no we're not
19:37No, no we're not
19:46So what's the longest relationship you've had?
19:52Longest? Like on and off for ten years?
19:56Where did you meet him? In the womb?
20:00How old are you?
20:01I'm 25, so I was with him from like the age of 14
20:04Like I grew up a little bit
20:06Like, I mean, he's a lovely guy, don't get me wrong
20:09He's absolutely amazing
20:10He's a father of my child, so yeah
20:16You have a small child?
20:19Yes, I do
20:21You're really throwing me with that
20:25With guys, when I mention a son
20:27I don't know whether it's where I think
20:28Oh, they think it's too much
20:31And whether that will just end up with like, you know
20:34Just a few messing around and then that's it
20:36So that's what runs through my head
20:39What's his name?
20:42Oscar
20:47I've also got to think how they'll be with him as well
20:51And whether my son would get on with him
20:54It's a lot, it really is
20:56Is he a good little boy?
20:58He's trouble
20:59Just like his mum then?
21:01No, he is trouble
21:02He's gonna have so many like, girls
21:04Like, knocking on the door like, with broken hearts
21:06Without a doubt
21:09My parents, they split up when I was two years old
21:12They separated
21:14And I grew up with my mum
21:18She had different boyfriends along the way
21:20So what do you hope for the future?
21:22Someone who will come and look after him and be a dad to him?
21:26I think that affects you
21:28When you're choosing your partner in your life
21:30You know, you're worried that they're gonna be gone as well
21:32And there's gonna be upset with the children
21:35But at the end of the day, you've got
21:36You know, sometimes you've just gotta jump in
21:39See what happens
21:43It's a scary boy, isn't it?
21:45It's his future
21:46You've got to make sure you pick the right guy
21:49That would be amazing as well, to be fair
21:51Would you rather it was just... you two?
21:54No, obviously
21:55It's not the way you look at it
21:57No, no, no, no
21:58Obviously, we all need to get on
22:00That needs to be the case
22:03That's cool
22:04Yeah, are you sure?
22:06Really?
22:07Why would it be an issue?
22:08I don't know, I'm asking you
22:20I've been single for...
22:23Nearly two and a half years now, yeah
22:25Yeah, it feels like a long time
22:29My mum would love it if I ended up with, like, a gentleman
22:32Just a guy who's very traditional
22:34You know, likes to court the lady
22:38Unfortunately, I live in the 21st century
22:40It doesn't quite happen like that
22:42Sorry, Mum
22:4525-year-old Londoner Kate
22:47Is on her first date with 22-year-old Donato
22:53How are you, Donato?
22:54Donato
22:54Oh, you say my name better than I do
22:56Yeah?
23:00He's way over that way to Greenland
23:02Hi!
23:04How are you doing?
23:05Good
23:06Thank you
23:07I'm glad you made it
23:08Oh, thank you so much
23:10These are gorgeous
23:11Thank you
23:14Your accent
23:15Your accent
23:15I've said Italian
23:16No
23:18It's not
23:18It's not American either
23:20Canadian
23:21Yeah
23:21She got it right
23:22She's good
23:22She's good
23:23Got it
23:24I just came here like six months ago
23:26Just a small town kid
23:28Dropped in this big huge city
23:30It's so different
23:31But I love it
23:32Cheers
23:33Yeah, cheers
23:34Cheers to us
23:35I think a lot of girls can see if you're confident or not
23:38Maybe I am a shy guy
23:39But I like
23:41Try harder
23:42What's your normal drink of choice?
23:44Like what would you do?
23:44You guys don't do rye here
23:46But it's like a whiskey
23:47It's kind of like a whiskey I guess
23:49I've worked behind a bar like once
23:50And as soon as anyone asked me to fill a pint
23:53I was just panicked
23:53Because guys are really fussy about the head on their beer
23:56And I'm like
23:57Yeah
23:57I can't give you any head
23:59One more time
24:05Everyone in this restaurant is on a first date
24:12Dawn's over an hour into hers
24:14She's been single for two and a half years
24:18I think years and years ago
24:20I was probably quite a naive person
24:23I'm talking about in my younger days
24:25Until I was cheated on then
24:27Then I became quite aware of the world
24:30And how men treat women and so forth
24:33So how's it going so far?
24:36I'm enjoying the food
24:39That's a diplomatic answer, okay
24:41I'm having a nice time
24:44Oh
24:44I mean I think you either feel a spark
24:47If I'm honest
24:47Or you don't feel a spark
24:49And is something not bursting into flames with you?
24:53No
24:53No
24:56How about if we were on a desert island?
24:58Would you be interested then?
25:00Only as a friend
25:07Even on a desert island
25:08Let me get this right
25:09Right?
25:10On the record
25:11If we were on a desert island
25:16By the inference of
25:18You're not going to be rescued for quite a long time
25:21Well I could be your friend
25:23You'd be more interested in the monkeys on the desert island
25:26Okay, what about if you'd had a few drinks?
25:28You know, if we fermented a coconut alcoholic drink
25:33I'd probably sit and get drunk with you
25:36And it would just be drunk with you
25:38Well, this makes me think
25:41I'm that bad, you know
25:42It's not bad, it's just different people's attractions, isn't it?
25:46Yeah
25:48You would still not
25:50That is most probably the best insult I've ever had in my life
25:54Dawn
25:55Because Ed, even if you were on a desert island
25:58And you were the last bloke in the world
26:00I still wouldn't
26:02Ed, that's not an insult
26:03It's you have to be attracted to somebody
26:06It's a hypothetical question anyway
26:08Because it would never happen
26:10To get insulted on a hypothetical question
26:12Yeah, but I'm only hypothetically insulted
26:15Well then, so you're not insulted
26:18No, hypothetically I'm insulted
26:20So what would you prefer me to say, yes, if you were on a desert island?
26:23Yes, I would, I would
26:24Yeah, lie to me, you know, just tell me what I want to hear
26:27Alright, well, do you want me to lie to you then?
26:29Yeah, lie to me
26:30What do you want me to say?
26:31Say you can't live without me
26:38Go on, say it
26:40Okay, Ed, if I was on a desert island, I couldn't live without you
26:44That's fine, that's okay
26:46Okay
26:47Now we'll change the subject totally
26:48I don't give a damn, it's Friday night and I've just been paid
26:53Well, it's not
26:54See, that's one of the reasons I wouldn't find you attractive
26:56Because I don't like men that drink
26:59Well, I'm not urinating on the floor, am I?
27:02No, I know that
27:03I've spilled my drink
27:04But you are getting a rather loud
27:07Well, sometimes when I come across a narrow mind
27:10You say I'm narrow-minded?
27:12Well, I think you can be a little bit narrow-minded
27:14I think I'm mostly more flexible than you
27:16Excuse me, can I have the bill, please?
27:17I don't want to entertain this any longer
27:23Well, obviously, I was prepared to carry on in as much as
27:29You know, to be polite
27:30Well, I'm not going to carry on and be polite
27:32Well, that's fine, you've actually done me a favour
27:34Good
27:36Because now it's getting a bit of a drag
27:38If you're, if you, if you can't accept that I've
27:42I'm not going to sit here and listen to you
27:43Oh, all right then
27:44Thank you, I'll pay over here
27:46Bye-bye
27:48Okay, thank you
27:51Scale of nightmare dates, I would say
27:54This has probably topped it
27:56I've never actually walked out of a restaurant
27:58And left somebody sitting there eating their dinner
28:05Hello, Ed
28:06I guess you've missed me
28:07Yeah, have you sobered up now?
28:09No
28:09Oh, well, no, I haven't missed you then
28:12Here's a surprise
28:13See you later
28:18What a bimbo
28:21Where it went wrong tonight
28:22Where I've had a couple of drinks and I was a bit loud
28:25Maybe you, you know, maybe in your past
28:27You've had some blokes that have been like that
28:28And so you're, you're, you're wary of that
28:31I have and I wouldn't, I wouldn't have that
28:32No, I understand your take on it now then
28:35I've had more fun
28:37Changing the oil on my car
28:39No, a person can only take so much rejection in their life, you know
28:42Yeah, and I should imagine you've had quite a bit
28:49Could we be friends?
28:50We could be friends, yeah
28:51Well, and I view that as a, as a, as a positive
28:54And then in 20 years time you could look back on this and say
28:56That friendship, do you remember how that started?
28:59What, when we're, we're in our little cottage somewhere and
29:02Oh, we're sitting on the desert island talking
29:04Yeah
29:06Yeah, this, this may not be doomed
29:15You look fantastic by the way
29:16Thank you
29:17Why are you single?
29:19Any guy you would jump on?
29:20I'm so young, I've got time
29:22No rush
29:23I haven't met the right guy yet
29:24You could be sitting across from you
29:25You could be sitting right here
29:28We're gonna say the word hunt
29:30We kind of scope out the area, see who's around
29:32And then, uh, you try to lock eyes
29:35That's your moment, that's your opening
29:37So young
29:39I usually just kind of walk up
29:41Use a cheesy crappy line
29:43And from there just kind of hope my witty benta
29:46As you guys would say, kind of works
29:49I like your smile, I like your eyes actually
29:51Thank you
29:52Do you have a map?
29:53A map?
29:54I'm getting lost in your eyes
29:57I think that was a nice compliment
29:58That was a, that was a, that was like a charming compliment, I think
30:02You're easy, you're nice and easy
30:04Not in a bad way
30:04No, no, no, I meant like you're easy to talk to, sorry
30:09That sounds so bad
30:11Oh God, we're only on starters
30:12I wouldn't say I'm one to kind of use my attributes to get what I want
30:16But it can help on occasion
30:19I'm gonna redo it
30:21Well stop doing that, because I'm gonna look at something else
30:24That's fine
30:25We'll clear, we'll clear a pathway
30:26This is allowed
30:29Briefly
30:29Well, well done for bringing them out
30:32How you doing?
30:34I can't do that
30:35I can do this for ya
30:38Put yourself together mad
30:39Sorry, sorry
30:40Totally lost train of thought now
30:41That's fine
30:42So did I
30:43It's great
30:44I do enjoy
30:48Bedtime
30:49I went on a date once and he just
30:52He told me to
30:53To get under the table and like start sniffing his shoe
30:56Come that's disgusting
30:59Dirtiest thing I've done
31:05Which was enjoyable as well was have a girl
31:10Put her tongue
31:13Around the
31:14Around the
31:15Around the starfish
31:19Don't know if that's
31:20Is that dirty or what?
31:22I thought it was
31:23It's probably not a lot to you
31:24No, not really
31:27I feel cheated
31:28I feel so cheated
31:29Yeah, but you get the best of both worlds
31:31You're gonna add more, innit you?
31:32They're gonna be bringing more to the table
31:37Here's your chance to tell me
31:41In the most in a way, it's a moment
31:42Is it with a man or a woman?
31:44Or both?
31:45I've never had both
31:46I'm about to have both
31:49That'd be interesting
31:51Don't you think?
31:53Yeah
31:54Let's make that happen
31:55We could make that happen
31:58Damn right
31:59You get a woman involved
32:00I'm up for it
32:03Did you just actually say that?
32:09Play it cool Rodney
32:10Play it cool
32:12You know you would
32:13Yeah for sure
32:15Exactly
32:15I would
32:16Because I'm totally attracted to you
32:18You actually the minute I was chatting to you
32:21I actually got a semi
32:25And the minute you started saying
32:26Oh I have women as well
32:27That just done me
32:28What was it?
32:29What was it?
32:31What was it?
32:31I was like
32:33Tick tick tick
32:34Well, I was gone
32:36Shall we go?
32:38Shall we?
32:49Holy shit
32:54You look good together guys
32:55Take care
32:56Thank you
32:57I want to trust her
32:58I want to
32:59She melts my heart
33:00So I want to trust her
33:01But can I?
33:05Did he just say you look good together?
33:07Yeah, he did
33:08Wow
33:14How are you?
33:15I'm good
33:16You alright?
33:16Mm-hmm
33:27Beautiful
33:29I feel like I want to lean in for a kiss
33:30But I can't
33:38How are we going to see each other again?
33:40Should we?
33:41I think there's a strong possibility of that
33:42Yeah
33:55I did go to see a psychic person
33:57I asked her
33:59I said, when's the next time I'm going to, you know
34:01And she was like, August
34:04Evening
34:04How are you?
34:05How are you?
34:06It's coming
34:08Yorkshireman Lee is back
34:10After an unsuccessful first date last week
34:14Man
34:15He's meeting Aaron
34:16Who applied to date Lee after seeing him on the show
34:19You alright there?
34:20Hello
34:20Hello, you alright?
34:21I'm good, how are you?
34:22Nice meeting, I think
34:23I'm a bit nervous
34:24Oh yeah?
34:25Yeah, me too sir
34:26We're all good there
34:27A lot of my friends were like
34:29Don't apply, don't apply
34:31Like your Birmingham accent is like ridiculous
34:33Ridiculous
34:33So you're going to make Birmingham look mad
34:36You're probably going to embarrass yourself
34:37Because you're quite awkward
34:39But when I saw Lee
34:40I thought
34:40I thought he seemed like a good guy
34:42Like quite funny
34:42And up for a bit of a laugh
34:44Mmm
34:45What do you do?
34:46I work for men's tailors
34:47What sorry?
34:48Men's tailors
34:49Are you like the man who measures all the like?
34:52You're asking me to measure your inside leg
34:54No
34:55No
34:55No
34:57It's a bit soon for that
34:58But no
35:00No
35:00No
35:01Guys, your table is ready
35:02Would you like to follow me?
35:03Oh yeah, thanks
35:11Thank you very much
35:13You look a bit like Rio Ferdinand
35:15Does anyone ever tell you that?
35:16Yeah
35:16I've only just realised
35:17I don't think he's nice looking
35:19I hate you when people say I look like him
35:21He's alright
35:21He's no special
35:22Thanks
35:23I know what you mean
35:27Have you got any exes?
35:29Err
35:30Yeah
35:30Yeah
35:30Just one
35:31I've only ever been in one serious relationship
35:33What about you?
35:34Well he had an ex
35:35Right
35:35And I lived with him
35:36I worked in Benadon for a while
35:37And I lived with him
35:39And then
35:40I got up one morning
35:43And he'd gone
35:45What?
35:46Yeah
35:46He'd moved to America
35:48And
35:49What and just
35:50He's now Aladdin
35:51He's now what?
35:53Aladdin
35:53In Disneyland
35:54Oh
35:55Man
35:56What so
35:56Just didn't say a word
35:58And just stop
35:59What's it?
36:00How did you go around it when you first spoke to him?
36:03What did you say?
36:05Where are you?
36:09How long ago was that?
36:10I was 21 so I'm 24 now so for three years
36:13And have you been with anyone since?
36:16Single for three years and yeah?
36:19I find gay all being gay is a bit promiscuous and I'm not like that
36:22Yeah
36:23I think so many guys are just
36:25Sex
36:25Do you know what I mean?
36:26Yeah
36:26I'm not one
36:28I do like it
36:29Don't get me wrong
36:31Not going to turn it down in it
36:32But
36:34Yeah
36:34I'm not one to just go out and do it
36:36I just can't see point
36:38Anymore
36:39It's like one night stands
36:40I don't want to
36:41I'd rather just get hammered
36:43Fall asleep in taxi at way home and rock into bed
36:46It's been nearly a year
36:48Yeah
36:49Yeah
36:51It's funny
36:56Just can't take you anywhere
36:57This is how I go
36:58Can't take you anywhere
37:13Lee and Aaron are an hour and a half into their first date
37:18Carbs
37:19Do you not eat carbs?
37:21Of course I eat carbs
37:22Do I look like I don't eat carbs?
37:24I think carbs are a staple part of your diet
37:27It used to be really fat me
37:29High fat
37:29High fat
37:30To be nearly 16 stone
37:31Fuck off
37:33Really?
37:37At 45
37:38It used to be 16 stone
37:40Yeah
37:40Like a bowling ball
37:41We're like
37:42What can I get you guys
37:43Can I please have the chocolate move?
37:46I once looked in the mirror and I thought
37:48You look a mess
37:49I had love handles
37:51And I had really fat face
37:52And
37:54I was just like
37:55I don't like the way I look
37:56And then I just decided
37:58I'm going to lose weight
37:59Do you smoke?
38:00Yeah
38:00Can we go for a sec?
38:01Let's do it
38:02I'm not fully happy
38:03Because I don't believe that anyone is ever fully happy with the way to look
38:06I'm not 100% happy
38:07But I'm the happiest I've ever been
38:10I hope he does like the way I look
38:12And I hope that
38:13He really does
38:14But
38:15He might not
38:19If I'd have still been fatter
38:24Would you have replied?
38:26I think
38:26I would have been more
38:27More in color
38:29To not employ
38:30See my problem is
38:32They're just like pastas
38:33And stuff like that
38:34Yeah
38:34No I love a pasta
38:35I love a good old pasta
38:36What's your favourite thing from Greg's?
38:40Chicken bake
38:41High five on a chicken bake
38:52That's the first time anyone's ever bought me flowers
38:54Really?
38:55You're welcome
38:56Genuinely
38:57I try to be a gentleman sometimes
39:00I'm genuinely quite shocked
39:02Because I was like
39:02Oh
39:03Flowers
39:04Okay
39:05You know what?
39:06You're the only girl in here with flowers
39:08I know
39:09I'm looking for someone who's a bit of a gentleman
39:12So someone who hasn't lost the will to open the door for a lady first
39:18It's a decent bloke that doesn't mind paying you a bit of attention
39:22I got this gentleman side that accidentally peeks out
39:25I never meet gentlemen so
39:27Gentlemen with a bit of a pizzazz should we say
39:30Yeah fair enough
39:31It doesn't happen very often
39:33But when it does
39:35But when it does it's like oh
39:39Hooray
39:41I feel really bad though
39:43What can girls get guys on a date?
39:45Blowjobs
39:54It was good. It was good. We just laughed, had a good time
39:57She was totally down to earth
39:59Exactly like
40:01What my mom would approve of
40:04I want to hang out with you again
40:06I'll straight up say
40:07Are you serious?
40:08Yeah for sure
40:08Yeah?
40:09Oh
40:10We'll do that
40:11You're a cool chick
40:12I love that
40:13You're like an angel
40:15I'm not an angel though
40:16Really?
40:17No
40:17What's tucking behind your back there?
40:19Aren't those your wings?
40:22Son of a gun
40:23Son of a gun
40:24He's done it again
40:24He's done it again
40:26Oh
40:28Do I fancy Donato?
40:31No
40:34Of course I'm lying
40:35I think
40:36Yeah I fancy him a little bit
40:37Maybe a little bit
40:38Just a smidge
40:41Oh you kissed my hand
40:42Oh
40:45That's where it gets serious
40:47Yeah
40:48Uh oh
40:49How's it going?
40:50You've been talking shit about me
40:51Gain face
40:55Thank you very much man
40:56Thank you buddy
40:58Appreciate it
41:00Knickers
41:01I'm gonna get in that knickers
41:02Is what they would say
41:04He's bloody lucky if he does
41:06Thank you very much
41:07Have a nice evening
41:08Thank you
41:11Keep rubbing your boob on my arm
41:13It's good
41:15She's cool
41:15She's cool
41:16She's fun
41:16She gets the jokes
41:19He's Canadian
41:20I never thought I'd get it
41:21Quite frankly
41:22Do you get it now?
41:23But I do
41:24I get it
41:24It's awesome
41:28Can we sneak a kiss in yet?
41:30There's a little one
41:30I think there is
41:38There's a little one
41:41So can I be honest with you?
41:44Well I'd hope you already were being honest
41:46But yeah carry on
41:47I was quite shocked that someone like you applied to date me
41:52That's a really small violin
41:54That's a really sad story
41:56What do you mean?
41:58What do you mean that?
41:58What do you mean that?
41:59I'm really
42:00I'm not classy at all
42:01Nah normally at all
42:02I just like
42:03Nice kind of cider
42:05Bottle of cherry Lamborghini
42:07And I'm quite
42:07I'm quite happy me
42:08For the Saturday
42:09That's me finished
42:11So why did you pick me then?
42:16Because you
42:16I was intrigued
42:18Intrigued by what?
42:19It seemed like
42:19You seem quite
42:21Like you're up for a laugh in that
42:23Yeah
42:24Don't tell me something
42:25I really liked your eyes
42:26I really liked him
42:27He was quite nice
42:29But I am really scared that he's not going to like me
42:34Shit
42:34How do you eat a mess?
42:36It's nice
42:37It's nice
42:37Do you want me to have a little try of your mouth?
42:39Yeah, go on
42:42It's nice
42:42I don't know
42:44I ate not knowing
42:46It's too fruity for me
42:49It's too fruity for you?
42:50I've not one for fruit
42:52Are you sure?
42:59Now eat
43:00It's too fruity for me
43:02Net the wine and go
43:03Mm-hmm
43:04I don't know
43:06I...
43:06I...
43:07I...
43:07I...
43:07I really liked you
43:10Aww
43:11And now you're going to break my heart
43:15Do you want to see me again or not?
43:17Uh...
43:19No, sorry
43:20No, no, no
43:21Yeah, yeah
43:22Really?
43:23Yeah
43:23I'll tell you later
43:25I didn't think you fancied me
43:27Why?
43:28I don't know
43:29You're cute though
43:30So it's all good
43:40Six weeks ago the first date's restaurant opened
43:46Since then 340 singles have been through the doors
43:54Fuck
43:55Your name is?
43:56It's Marcus
43:57My name's Lucinda
43:58You're Mr. Davis
43:59Nice to meet you
44:00I'm going to be your mystery man for tonight
44:02Oh my God
44:04My first flower is from a man
44:06You got biggin
44:09Not everyone found love
44:11What's the matter with you?
44:13Where's the nearest Marcus and Spencer's to you?
44:17Is it going well?
44:18Yes
44:18Yes
44:21It's a first date
44:23End it at that
44:29But some singles
44:30Unachieving
44:31Left as couples
44:34That's the most adorable thing I think a man's ever done
44:42Am I allowed to get a bit closer to you?
44:46You have to promise me you'll come to Leeds and try
44:48Promise
44:48A pinky promise
44:50Alright
44:50We'll see that
44:51I always keep my pinky
44:53Right, okay
44:54See you later
45:08It was a sexual chemistry between me and you
45:11I can tell you want me
45:12It's okay
45:33I can tell you want me, it's okay
45:41And think you might find love in the first dates restaurant
45:44Log on to channel4.com forward slash first dates now
45:49And Megan, who couldn't make it this week
45:52Will be there too
45:53Bye