00:00Hey, hey, hey
00:14Snag your manhood in your zipper
00:17Play hide and seek in a chipper
00:20Take two different girls at the same time
00:23Jump from roof to roof as you fight crime
00:26Tell the school bully he ain't nothing better done
00:29Do the peeps and cinnamon challenge both at once
00:32Put TNT under your front porch
00:36Clean your eyes with a blowtorch
00:39Ridiculous ways to die
00:41So many ridiculous ways to die
00:44Ridiculous ways to die
00:48So many ridiculous ways to die
00:51Take a bubble bath in a deep fryer
00:55Stand under a hippo on a high wire
00:58Go snorkeling in a body cast
01:01Play your iPod at full blast
01:04Sit in an eagle's nest of freshly hot snakes
01:08Catch a tomahawk between your legs
01:14Ridiculous ways to die
01:16Ridiculous ways to die
01:17So many ridiculous ways to die
01:20Ridiculous ways to die
01:23So many ridiculous ways to die
01:29Have a stick of dynamite
01:32A vanilla pet, sell both your lungs on the internet
01:36Test out the state pens of the chair
01:40Play patty cake with a polar bear
01:43Tell a donkey to turn its head and cough
01:46Smile so wide your head falls off
01:51Ridiculous ways to die
01:53So many ridiculous ways to die
01:57Ridiculous ways to die
02:00So many ridiculous ways to die
02:09Wrap your head a dozen times with mask and tape
02:13Arm wrestle with neck, sharpen the knife with your neck
02:17Give the mafia a rubber check
02:21Ridiculous ways to die
02:25Ridiculous ways to die
02:30So many ridiculous ways to die
02:38Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait a minute
02:43Ah, that feels so much better
02:46That's gross
02:47That's sick
02:49Eh, what you gonna do?
02:52Okay, wait, wait, wait a minute
02:54You can see these in this black hole
02:54Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait
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