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Jupiter Moon is a science fiction soap opera television series first broadcast by British Satellite Broadcasting's Galaxy channel in 1990. 150 episodes were commissioned and made, but only the first 108 were broadcast before the closure of BSB. Episodes 109–150 were first shown in the UK on the Sci Fi Channel in 1996.
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00:01They've oiled it so she tumbles down!
00:03They have to! Look, her fur's oily!
00:06We have not oiled anything.
00:09Are we the sort of guys who go round oiling hamsters?
00:12Yeah. It was a hamster race. It was a bit of fun.
00:15This isn't a very interesting place to be, you know?
00:18So why did you come here, then, you lazy little slut?
00:21Come on, Melody.
00:22No, you listen.
00:23No, you listen.
00:25I am going to see Rebecca,
00:26and I am going to tell her that you will no longer be staying in Daniel's cabin.
00:30Oh, yeah? And where the hell am I supposed to stay, huh?
00:33I don't care.
00:35You can go on a three-hour EVA with a two-hour oxygen pack, as far as I'm concerned.
00:39I just want you out of that cabin, okay?
01:04I don't care.
01:07I don't care, dear.
01:10I just want you to be distracted by the outside.
01:17What do you want?
01:18What's the score?
01:19I beg your pardon?
01:21What are you guys up to?
01:23Coming to collect Daniel for breakfast, since you asked…
01:25Oof!
01:26Breakfast!
01:26I've never been able to face breakfast.
01:29Oh, do either of you have any conditioner I could borrow?
01:32Sorry.
01:33I did, though, have some anti-stretchmark oil
01:36sent to me especially by the League of American Mothers on Island 5,
01:39but it seems to have disappeared.
01:42Oh.
01:43Hey, you look great today.
01:45Like sort of a happy Easter egg.
01:50Oh, well, better wake the boy.
01:53We've been up all night discussing the futility of monogamy
01:56in space.
01:57See ya.
01:59Fuck a bitch.
02:06Go away.
02:07Get up, soldier boy.
02:09I just saw Sarah and the Easter egg.
02:12The what?
02:13Your girl, Melody, she looks like an Easter egg.
02:17Well, don't tell her that.
02:19Is she coming here?
02:21Well, she was, then she changed her mind.
02:24What have I done, Daniel?
02:26I don't think you have to do anything other than just be yourself, Tranquility.
02:31You know the trouble with this ship?
02:33You're all still living in the 20th century.
02:37True love and deep space do not go hand in hand.
02:42Now close your eyes and no peeking.
02:45I'm gonna get dressed.
02:52Melody, Daniel is not an impressionable child easily led astray.
02:57No, no, but he is.
02:57That is exactly what he is.
02:59And I want her out of his cabin.
03:02Look, I can't move students around just for a fortnight.
03:06Come on, you'll have to wait till we reach Pacify.
03:08But a lot can happen in a fortnight.
03:10Melody, if you're that worried, why don't you swap with her?
03:13She can move in here with Sarah and Fiona and you move into cabin three with Daniel.
03:17But I've said all along I don't want to move in with Daniel.
03:19Why not?
03:20He's taking his position as father very seriously.
03:23No.
03:24I want to stay here.
03:26Well, at least the baby's born.
03:27I've got the right, haven't I?
03:28Of course.
03:29Just as every student has the right to stay put
03:32and not have me shuffling them around like pawns on a chessboard.
03:36Rebecca.
03:39Look, I like Daniel.
03:41I am very fond of Daniel.
03:44But I don't love him.
03:46And I don't see why I should live with a man that I don't love.
03:50Do you?
03:58Oh, do you have to be thankful you're not Bursas, you two?
04:01Do you know how lucky you are?
04:02Rebecca, I want to do a full system check today.
04:04Can you do an announcement?
04:06Sure.
04:07Actually, Christophe, we ought to do a medical inventory.
04:09What for?
04:09To check nothing's missing.
04:11Rebecca, you know, we did an inventory two weeks ago.
04:14Yes, we're naming no names, but we now have a rather disruptive element on board.
04:18There has been rumoured potpike pills are being fed to hamsters.
04:20Whatever for?
04:21None, I expect.
04:22God, what do they think of next?
04:24Mind if I join you?
04:25Hi, Primble.
04:26Have my seat.
04:26I have got stacks to be getting on board.
04:28Oh, all right.
04:28Better move on, too.
04:30But you haven't finished your croissant.
04:31You haven't.
04:32I've got a sifted on.
04:34Was it something I said?
04:36Sorry, Primble, no offence really, but morning surgery in five minutes.
04:39Oh, yes, you'll run along.
04:40Don't mind me.
04:42Hello, Primble.
04:44Oh.
04:44Hello.
04:45All alone.
04:47It looks that way, yes.
04:50You can do all the waist whipping exercises you like now, but I don't think it'll make
04:53much difference.
04:54You have to do twice as much exercise with your brain.
04:57Yeah, but...
04:58Oh, you look lovely, Melody.
04:59You know you do.
05:00Look at you.
05:01You're glowing.
05:02I look like an easter egg.
05:03Oh, easter eggs are supposed to be nice, aren't they?
05:05I don't necessarily want to look like one, do I?
05:07Anyway.
05:08The question is, how do we get tranquility out of Daniel's grasp?
05:12It's the other way around, actually, Fiona.
05:14And all I can think is trying to find somebody willing to swap with her.
05:18What?
05:18I'm moving with Daniel?
05:20You're asking a bit much, aren't you?
05:21Well, I don't mind, Mel.
05:23As it's you.
05:24And as long as it's only till pacify.
05:27Um...
05:27No.
05:28You don't trust me, do you?
05:29Of course I trust you.
05:31Well, then.
05:32I don't think so.
05:34You don't mean he fancies me.
05:36I just don't think it's a good idea.
05:38You know, I've wondered once or twice whether Daniel fancied me.
05:42Sarah...
05:44I don't suppose you'd consider...
05:47Me?
05:48Or just your pacifying?
05:50Oh, charming.
05:52I wouldn't lead him into temptation, you mean.
05:54No, Sarah, it's not that.
05:55It's just that, well, Daniel wouldn't with you because you're Jims.
05:59Oh, please, Sarah.
06:01No, Melody.
06:02Besides, I don't know whether I could trust myself.
06:05And anyway, it's a moot point as to whether or not I am still Jims.
06:08Oh.
06:09Doesn't he want you back, then?
06:11It's more a question of whether I want him back, actually, Fiona.
06:15Goodbye.
06:18Stand by to check backup systems, Petra.
06:21So, Fimbo, what are you going to do with all that money?
06:23Got a couple of Martian unit trusts set up, have you?
06:27Actually, I thought I might go back to Australia,
06:29buy a small house on the coast and become a beach bum.
06:32Sorry, Fimbo, sorry.
06:34For a moment I thought you said you might go back to Australia and become a beach bum.
06:37Well, I might as well.
06:38There's nothing much for me here, is there?
06:41Isn't there?
06:44Shut up, you two.
06:44I thought you've got a problem.
06:48I just don't need this stress.
06:50I'm sure it's upsetting the baby.
06:52Well, I can't understand why Rebecca can't find her anywhere else to stay.
06:55I mean, what if Tranquility had objected to Daniel on religious or moral grounds?
06:59Sarah, Daniel's a man. He's not an actual sin.
07:02Yes, but if it had been someone like Anna Begani,
07:04then she'd have had to find her somewhere else to stay, wouldn't she?
07:07That's it.
07:08Sarah, you're a genius!
07:09What?
07:11Anna Begani!
07:12If any woman is safe with Daniel, it's gonna be Anna.
07:15Anna wouldn't move in with Daniel, that's exactly what I'm saying!
07:18I bet you she would. I bet you I could make her.
07:19I bet you couldn't. There is no way that she would.
07:24I feel as if I've been up all night.
07:26What do you mean when you wake up in the morning and look in the mirror and say,
07:30is that really me?
07:32Wake me up when something interesting happens.
07:35Sarah, there is an alternative, but I don't really want to give birth in prison.
07:39Oh, what? Crime of passion?
07:42You've got the motive. You've actually caught the matter.
07:44Sarah?
07:45Oh, talk of the devil and he shall appear.
07:48What does he want?
07:49I don't know, but whatever it is, you can sing for it.
07:52Go on, Sarah.
07:53Sarah.
07:54Hey!
07:55Oh, turn by!
07:58According to this, we've been one step away from a single-stringed failure mode for 59 days.
08:03You've still got the backup rerouter if the cryogenic unit fails.
08:06The point of having a system of bypass circuits, Mercedes is not to ignore them when they go down.
08:10It doesn't matter. We can fix it.
08:12Not without stopping the rotor arms.
08:14I'm not doing that so close to a course change.
08:16Things are going to have to sharpen up around here.
08:18Why are you saying I ran an inefficient ship?
08:20I'm saying that the rotor's frictionless gimbal system is nearly in single-stringed failure mode when it shouldn't be.
08:26And I'm also saying that somebody at some point instructed Petra to ignore backup failure signals.
08:31Well, that was Elliot. He had his own system of safety checks.
08:33Believe this.
08:34Elliot was a superb captain. Elliot was the best captain I've ever served under.
08:38Look, if you want somebody to do an EVA, you ought to alert Baldor.
08:41There'll be no EVAs. We're not stopping the rotor arms.
08:44You don't necessarily need to stop the rotor arms.
08:47Sometimes it's obvious to me why you didn't get the captaincy.
08:53Right, well, if you'll excuse me, I think I've got a lecture to give.
08:57I'm sorry. Oh, God, I'm sorry.
09:03Hello? Morning.
09:06All right, what have we got?
09:08High technology interstellar civilizations with their sociological and ideological problems.
09:14We all know about the Shamanagashi syndrome, yes?
09:17A feeling of isolation in the central culture.
09:19So, what other extraordinary strains and stresses are dwellers of space colony subjected to?
09:29I know this class is an optional extra, but I do prefer my students to be conscious.
09:34Oh, sorry, but you know how it is.
09:36No, but I know how it will be.
09:39Am I right in thinking that you're here on sufferance?
09:41Or perhaps you'd like to enlighten us?
09:44The knock-on effect of cultural separation?
09:48Boredom.
09:49Complete and utter stupefying boredom.
09:53You can see now why they have a rule about captains and first officers not having relationships.
09:59We're already letting our personal lives get in the way of running the ship.
10:03I can sort it out.
10:05It's a simple repair.
10:07No.
10:07We've gone for 59 days without backup.
10:10We'll just have to risk another 14.
10:12We have to do an emergency stop.
10:14So be it.
10:15I wouldn't like to risk that.
10:17Wouldn't you?
10:19Elliot Creasy obviously didn't mind.
10:21Anyway, at worst, everyone will end up with their porridge in their laps.
10:25I think we're making a mistake.
10:27You're entitled to your opinion, of course.
10:37Petra, continue backup systems check.
10:39Let's see what other little jobs Captain Creasy left undone.
10:44I'm not sure about this.
10:46Oh, Anna.
10:47Look, you're here now, Anna.
10:48What about if one of them comes back?
10:51Daniel's finishing his presentation and Tranquility's got a seminar with Brett.
10:55Yeah, even she wouldn't dare miss that.
10:57I don't like it.
10:58I just don't like it.
10:59Look.
11:00You want the baby to have a proper father figure to look up to, don't you?
11:03Great.
11:04Well, you know what this Tranquility creature's like?
11:07And you know what Daniel's like?
11:09Yeah.
11:10I mean, how could he possibly resist the temptation being a man?
11:13Right.
11:14But if you were in here, he wouldn't be tempted.
11:16Why not?
11:18Because he respects you, Anna.
11:20Anna!
11:21Remember the glorious Sabine women of yore.
11:25But I'm from Sardinia.
11:28Anna, please.
11:30How can I trust the father of my baby, the son who wears underwear like this?
11:38Well, I wouldn't buy the film rights.
11:40You think it's awful?
11:41I think they'd be mad to turn you down.
11:44I can't pretend I understand the technical stuff.
11:46But it reads very well.
11:48Well, keep your fingers crossed for me, won't you?
11:50Yeah, and my toes.
11:52I've just got to get in, Bex.
11:55I know everyone thinks I'm a total and utter delinquent, but...
11:58I really do care about Melody and the baby.
12:01Oh, I've never doubted it.
12:02Melody doubts it.
12:04Well, perhaps that's got something to do with the little bit of fluff you've got tucked up in your cabin.
12:09Oh, Tranquility? She's not worried about Tranquility.
12:11Oh, come on.
12:13It's only a game.
12:14She knows I'm faithful.
12:17There is one thing that does puzzle me, though, Rebecca.
12:21You could have moved Tranquility out had you wanted to.
12:23Could I?
12:24Why haven't you?
12:26Well, maybe I think you and Melody need to sort out your feelings towards each other.
12:30I know my feelings.
12:31I love her.
12:33I've always loved her, always will.
12:37You know, I like this bit.
12:39Did you really win the silver medal in the Space Scouts?
12:49It's never easy, is it?
12:51With a computer like Petra, it should be.
12:53No.
12:54Being involved with somebody you work with.
12:56Isn't it?
12:57Yes, especially if you're in a position of authority.
13:00Charles has been compromised on occasion.
13:02Yes.
13:02Oh, I'm sure he can cope.
13:05Look, Natasha, if you don't want to talk about it, that's fine.
13:07Hi.
13:08About what?
13:10Forget it.
13:12Where is Fimbo, anyway?
13:14I've no idea.
13:15He's off duty.
13:18Interesting, chap.
13:20I've always thought there was a little bit of a tiger longing to get out
13:23underneath all that Space Scout nonsense.
13:53Yes?
13:54Do you know where I am?
13:56No, Tranquility.
13:57Is it a guessing game?
13:58It is a disaster.
14:00A nightmare.
14:01It's called, Niya, for Cabin 2 and I'm in it.
14:05Well, then, you'll just have to make the best of it, won't you?
14:12Petra, commence EVA logged with you 40 minutes ago.
14:16Confirm outer door status closed and open inner door.
14:20Outer door is closed. Air lock cycle status is green.
14:25Inner door is now open.
14:42Well, there you go.
14:44All signs sealed and delivered. My fate is in their hands.
14:47Well, you should have no worries, public schoolboy like you. You're walking.
14:50Rebecca said she thought your proposal was brilliant.
14:52Yeah, but I felt that she knows about it.
14:54Well, it wasn't half good, I must admit.
14:55It was well worth those late nights working hard on it, you know.
14:58Oh, so that's why you've been so tired.
15:01Of course it is. What do you think I've been doing?
15:03Nothing.
15:04When will you hear, Dad?
15:05Oh, a couple of days, I don't know.
15:07Mind you, I think Jim's right. It's in the bag.
15:09Hey, don't count your chickens, Dad.
15:11The only chicken I care about is this one here.
15:15Oh, yeah.
15:17Do you want another coconut milk?
15:19Ah, no, I don't think so.
15:20Me and baby are going to go to bed. You've got a lot of rowing to do.
15:23All right. Night, heaven.
15:27Now, persuaded her, then.
15:29Oh, yeah, um, St. Bernadette's picture is being installed over his shaving mirror,
15:33even as we speak.
15:34But how are you going to keep tranquility out?
15:37Timmy, change the entry code.
15:38Hey, Jane.
15:40That'll teach the old trollop.
15:42Open.
15:44Petra, open.
15:46Open.
15:49If that's the way they want it.
16:11Melody, I can't do it.
16:12Not for you and not for the baby.
16:14I just can't do it.
16:15Daniel won't bite, Anna.
16:17It's not the biting I'm afraid of.
16:20Look, it's too late to change now.
16:23Stick it out for tonight and we'll talk tomorrow.
16:25Okay?
16:26Okay.
16:44Hey, how about going back to my cabin for a game of my yong?
16:49I feel lucky tonight.
16:50Yeah, me too.
16:51Let's go back to the cabin.
16:55Doesn't he know?
16:56He doesn't look like it.
16:57Come on, then.
16:58Uh, no, I don't think I should.
17:02Petra, report status of ongoing systems check.
17:05Mechanical systems completed.
17:08Checking program currently verifying electrical integrity of catering and gardening modules.
17:14Hey, have either of you seen Finbo?
17:16Keep telling everyone I'm not his keeper.
17:18Sorry, no idea.
17:20Rooney was supposed to come for some top-up treatment at 2100 and he's otosexed in a response.
17:25I've just taken an early night.
17:27Hey, he can't afford to mess up this course of medication, Natasha.
17:30I don't know where he is, Crystal.
17:31Okay, okay, okay.
17:32But if you see him, you'll be telling me.
17:33I'll pass on your message.
17:34In view of course correction, Alpha Foxtrot 948, current EVA must terminate in 34 minutes' time.
17:43EVA?
17:44Dave, what EVA?
17:45No.
17:46Petra, visual scanner, fail backup to cryogenic unit.
17:57What the hell is he doing out there?
18:00The man's only just undergone major surgery.
18:03One of the real realtor arms has gone down.
18:05He must have been out of your mind.
18:07Home centre first officer Lewis, please respond.
18:10I mean, I have to do an emergency stop.
18:13Barry, Barry, Barry, Barry.
18:16Go on, get my eye out there.
18:17I've got some glasses somewhere.
18:18All right.
18:21There's someone in this bed?
18:22Well, it's not me.
18:24Well, it's pretty obvious, isn't it?
18:25Because I don't live in this cabin anymore.
18:27You don't?
18:28Well, if it's not you, who is it then?
18:32Belita?
18:37There's no need to stop the rotor arms.
18:39I'm on my way in.
18:40Return to airlock immediately.
18:42Yes, all right.
18:46All right.
18:47It's in no fit state.
18:49How could you even consider letting him go up?
18:52Hmm?
18:54This could be serious, Natasha.
18:55This could be very serious.
18:57He's going to make it.
18:58He's nearly at the airlock.
18:59Petro call Commander Drummond to the bridge.
19:01Urgent.
19:01Now go and prepare medical.
19:03See that he's brought straight there.
19:04I'll talk to you about this later.
19:07May I?
19:13Belinda?
19:14They've kicked me out.
19:15I thought Anna was in there.
19:18Oh, God, don't tell me.
19:19I don't want to know.
19:20Well, can't you go back to your roll cabin?
19:22Anna's in there.
19:24Oh, God.
19:25Well, it's too late to start shuffling you all around now.
19:28I know.
19:29Come back with me.
19:29I'll make you up a bit of medical.
19:31Come on.
19:33Come on.
19:34Come on.
19:35Come on.
19:37Come on.
19:40You stupid, bloody idiot.
19:42You deliberately disegade my orders.
19:44Not now, Natasha.
19:48Over.
19:50All right, Miss Butter wouldn't melt in my mouth.
19:52Should we talk about it now?
19:53What?
19:53Daniel, what?
19:54Why is Belinda Skinner in my cabin?
19:56And don't say you don't know anything about it.
19:57Belinda?
19:58I've never seen you as the interfering type, Melody,
20:00but this has really gone too far.
20:02Look, if Belinda Skinner's in your cabin,
20:04it's really got nothing to do with me.
20:05Huh?
20:06Daniel.
20:06Thank you, Sarah.
20:07I'm talking to Melody, if you don't mind.
20:10I've obviously got some sort of reputation here
20:12I'm not living up to
20:12because I have never, ever laid a finger on Tranquility.
20:16I feel really hurt, Melody.
20:17You think I'm some sort of priapic womanizer
20:19who can't control his own urges.
20:20Look, I've never said that.
20:22It's Tranquility I don't trust.
20:24You haven't moved back in, have you?
20:25No, I booted Belinda out, though.
20:27Jim's moved in.
20:28Tranquility will have to go and share with Dave.
20:31Hope that makes you happy.
20:33Well, yeah.
20:34Sorry.
20:35If you're so worried about who I share a cabin with,
20:38why don't you come and share a cabin with me?
20:40You can then keep your little eyes on me 24 hours a day.
20:44This is just for tonight, okay?
20:46We'll have to hope no one's taken ill
20:47and we'll sort everything out tomorrow.
20:50What's this?
20:50Is she sick?
20:51Well, no, but...
20:52Then get her out of here.
20:52I need this bed.
20:53Belinda, I'm sorry.
20:54I'll have to get up.
20:54Halfway through a debilitating drugs course
20:56and they send him out on an EVA.
20:58What an earthful!
20:59Perhaps Captain Kovitsky would like to tell you.
21:00I am the Captain, Dr. Shazanon.
21:02I will not be judged.
21:03In matters of life and death,
21:04I think I naturally assume a higher authority.
21:06Fimbo should never have been allowed exposure
21:08to such a high level of radiation.
21:11Rebecca, run the check with me, please.
21:12Yeah, sure.
21:14How are you feeling?
21:15Awful.
21:15What was all that shouting about?
21:17Oh, you know, the usual power struggles.
21:18I was trying not to talk.
21:20His pulse is steady.
21:21Good.
21:22Look, it won't do Fimbo any good
21:23if Charles finds out that he disobeyed your orders.
21:25You have to be so pig-headed.
21:26Look, I won't say anything if you don't want me to.
21:28Why are you prepared to do that?
21:31Because I'm very fond of Fimbo.
21:34Look, I really appreciate you
21:36wanting to take the responsibility,
21:38but I don't want to be forced together.
21:40I want to be able to make the choice.
21:43Isn't that what living in the 21st century is all about?
21:45Okay.
21:46So you don't want to make a commitment?
21:48Why the hell do you care who I share a cabin with, then?
21:51I'm not saying that we won't ever be together.
21:53I just don't want to be swept into anything by circumstance.
21:57And I'm supposed to just sit around and wait, am I?
22:00If you want to, yeah.
22:05Daniel, don't go.
22:08Come and tell me about your presentation.
22:13He'll survive, no thanks to you,
22:15but he'll need complete bed rest for the next 24 hours.
22:17Thank you, doctor.
22:22I'm going to have to file an official complaint.
22:24I can't allow this sort of thing to happen.
22:26If you so wish.
22:29I fixed it.
22:31You don't need to worry anymore.
22:32You idiot.
22:34You don't need to prove yourself to me.
22:36Why do you think you have to prove yourself to me?
22:40So, if I get accepted,
22:42I could be in for quite a decent salary during my final year.
22:45Of course, we'll have to start saving soon for baby school fees.
22:48She doesn't want silly school fees.
22:51She wants dolls and pretty frocks and a windy house.
22:54Her name is down for Morbara, and to Morbara, she must go.
22:58Oh, there's one thing else, if I do get accepted.
23:00What's that?
23:02I qualify for a staff cabin on Gantry, too.
23:05Really?
23:06Mm.
23:07Double divan with duck-down duvet.
23:11Black ash high-fair system.
23:14Jacuzzi.
23:14That'd be good for your back, wouldn't it?
23:16Little fridge stocked with whatever we want.
23:19Peach, coconut ice, all that sort of thing.
23:23I can make life really happy with her, can't you?
23:26Me?
23:27Yeah, you'd move in with me, wouldn't you?
23:30If I qualify?
23:31Yeah.
23:33No, no, Daniel.
23:36I don't know, maybe.
23:38I don't know, Daniel.
23:41I just don't know.
24:00I don't know, Daniel.
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