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Jupiter Moon is a science fiction soap opera television series first broadcast by British Satellite Broadcasting's Galaxy channel in 1990. 150 episodes were commissioned and made, but only the first 108 were broadcast before the closure of BSB. Episodes 109–150 were first shown in the UK on the Sci Fi Channel in 1996.
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00:01Generators to full load.
00:02Look, there must be something we knew you could do.
00:05They're too dangerous.
00:07Oh, great.
00:08Igniters charged. Field strength normal.
00:11Too late.
00:12Engine valves running. Humps open.
00:16Ignition sequence starts.
00:18Oh, dear God.
00:19We have ignition.
00:20All engines lit under phenomenal thrust.
00:24We are going for full burn.
00:33Daniel?
00:35Yes?
00:37Where are we going, Daniel?
01:17Get Petra to define our status.
01:19He's already done that.
01:20Yeah, be quiet, Melody.
01:21All systems are nominal.
01:23And what course are we on?
01:23Golf, 49.5.
01:27Bravo, 16.3.
01:31Accelerating at 269k per second.
01:34And still accelerating at...
01:35I think we're going away from Amalia.
01:38At a rate of 280k per second.
01:42Uh-huh. That's correct.
01:44But why, Daniel? Why?
01:45I don't know.
01:47There was an announcement.
01:48Something about ION's intervention code or something.
01:50Petra's taking us to a safe place as defined by the service's standard order.
01:53Daniel, don't say anything and don't do anything.
01:57You didn't say or do anything before. Look where that got us.
01:59Tell Petra to restore lift functions.
02:02And how does he do that if it's not meant to say anything?
02:03Melody!
02:04Okay, I'm doing it now.
02:06Well, that's Natasha's career up the spout.
02:09What?
02:11Well, she's whining and dining on a moon while the ship's careering off into space.
02:15Well, you're not going to be whiter than white, are you?
02:17Bongo drums in the dome while a space cadet and his girlfriend man the bridge.
02:21Huh?
02:21God.
02:23Come on.
02:24Hold on.
02:25Daniel, try the SIM access code on Alpha 38.
02:29I've done that already.
02:30No.
02:31Uh, look, look. Try the PPF code on ICI-41.
02:35Yeah, that's the one. You're a star.
02:39Access to lifts not available till launch manoeuvre is complete.
02:44What kind of places do you think you're playing at?
02:48Ah!
02:48We're on course in a totally standard service manoeuvre to a lower radiation density environment.
02:53Why did you send us to Paul Burnham?
02:54Why?
02:54Why didn't Petra do it?
02:56She's a thinker, isn't she?
02:56What?
02:57Be quiet, Melody. Look, she invoked an intervention code. There's nothing I could do about it.
03:00I'm so sorry.
03:01Will be. Where's Drummond?
03:02Stuck in a lift.
03:03Get him.
03:04I want to get up to the way.
03:07Petra, I'll get me Commander Drummond.
03:09This is a very grave situation, Commander.
03:11Captain and First Officer, one.
03:12Whining and dining on some minor moon while a space cadet runs off with a ship.
03:16Yes, thank you, Professor. We've already thought of that.
03:19All lift is now fully operational and accessible.
03:23Oh.
03:24Oh, well.
03:24Let's move in the right direction, anyway.
03:26Pardon?
03:27Well, we'll see what happens on the bridge, won't we?
03:29Well, I'll leave you to it, then.
03:31Yes.
03:32Good night.
03:33Don't worry.
03:34I'll be back to normal once Mercedes and Drummond get up here.
03:37Oh, I have every confidence in Daniel.
03:39Every confidence?
03:41That's what I think they call the triumph of hope over experience.
03:52Uh, where do you think you're going?
03:54For a drink.
03:55Oh, come on, Mercedes.
03:57Look, I'm not the ship's captain.
03:59There's no problem. We're on a perfectly safe course.
04:01Yes, away from Amalia, away from the ship's captain and Thimbo.
04:05Yes.
04:07Well, what do I tell Charles?
04:09Hmm.
04:09Tell him the truth.
04:10Tell him I'm in the bar.
04:12I'm in the bar.
04:14Oh, Victoria.
04:15Victoria, do us a favour and tell Gabby that we're not going to Saturn.
04:18She's frightened to go back to her cabin in case Daniel goes to full burn again.
04:21No, we're not going to Saturn.
04:22There you are.
04:23Worse luck.
04:24We're going to Amalia.
04:26Huh?
04:26Well, at least we will be when we've sorted ourselves out.
04:29We've only just left Amalia.
04:30Yes, Gabby.
04:31But we're travelling in a pro-grade orbit at 300km per second.
04:34And Amalia is travelling at 200km per hour in a retrograde motion.
04:37If you remember your basic navigation.
04:39The stern chase is always the longest one.
04:41I don't want to remember my basic navigation.
04:43God, I wish I was on Callisto.
04:47Sixteen days, eh?
04:48Don't give me plenty of time to think about talent unlimited.
04:51Is that all you're bothered about?
04:52Captain Kavitsing's going to be really fed up.
04:54Nonsense.
04:55She's going to be roistering with old Jolly Bell's Finbo.
04:58And don't you try telling me they're not in love.
05:00I noticed these things.
05:01Well, everybody else noticed some weeks ago.
05:03Himalia will be their honeymoon.
05:05Oh, give over, Byron.
05:07Where are you and Jean-Francois going for your honeymoon, Victoria?
05:11Mimus, Enceladus, Phoebe or Dione?
05:14You don't have to go to Earth Moon like all those other boring married couples seem to you these days.
05:18I haven't really thought about it.
05:19Just so long as you're together, huh?
05:21Did she indicate when she might be back from the bar?
05:25Not really.
05:27Petra, get me Mercedes-Page.
05:30Mercedes-Page, not available.
05:32She is treading on very thin ice.
05:34She does realise that every second we spend hurtling at 300k a second on this pro-grade course will take
05:39hours to claw back.
05:40Yes, I think she knows that very well.
05:44Right, Mr Welby.
05:46Let's see if we can't find out exactly where we are and where we're going, eh?
06:02No!
06:03Nobody's supposed to know.
06:05Know what?
06:05Never mind, just act normal.
06:07What did I say?
06:07Just keep quiet.
06:09Did I say something wrong?
06:10Happy Victoria!
06:11Ow!
06:12Happy birthday to you!
06:14Happy birthday to you!
06:16Happy birthday to you!
06:18Happy birthday, dear Victoria!
06:20Happy birthday to you!
06:22This is from Rebecca and me.
06:25Actually, it's not until tomorrow.
06:28You are behaving like a silly, jealous schoolgirl.
06:31Jealous?
06:32That's rich coming from you.
06:34Just because Natasha's brought your nose out of joint, you've decided you're going to put the safety of every person
06:37on this ship.
06:38I have told you a million times we're on a perfectly safe course.
06:42How do you know when you haven't checked?
06:46I have checked.
06:47And Drummond has, hasn't he?
06:48He hasn't got your expertise in navigation.
06:50You're rubbish.
06:52Anyway, if it's safety we're talking about, Charles, please remember who's been making the cock-ups round here recently.
06:58Hmm?
06:59Well, first there was that little matter of going straight into a meteor storm, wasn't there?
07:03Well, I suppose actually that's a mistake anyone could have made.
07:06Anyone too pig-headed not to have a train navigator on the bridge with them.
07:09Yes, all right.
07:11And then there was a little problem with him, Beauzevier, wasn't there?
07:14You are behaving very badly, Mercedes, and you know it!
07:18Do I?
07:22You are being unprofessional.
07:24Look, Charles, not long ago Captain Kavitsky banned me from the bridge, and as far as I know, that ban
07:30is still official.
07:31Oh, only when you find it convenient, it'll be back up there several times since.
07:34But I would be behaving highly unprofessionally if I was to disobey Captain's orders now.
07:39Mercedes!
07:41Unless we find a course to intercept with Amalia very quickly,
07:45Natasha, Captain Kavitsky is going to be the laughing stock of the entire space service.
07:50Then we'll have to hope you find us a course very soon, shall we?
08:04.
08:10Oh, no.
08:11Good morning, Professor.
08:13Victoria Frobisher calling Commissome.
08:16Petra.
08:17Victoria!
08:18Have I called at a bad time?
08:20No, not at all.
08:20You're up bright and early.
08:22Can you join me in the lab in a few minutes?
08:24Yes, of course I can.
08:25Be with you as soon as I can.
08:26Oh, Victoria.
08:27Yes?
08:29A happy birthday to you!
08:31A happy birthday to you!
08:32Isn't it your birthday?
08:33Yes.
08:34A happy birthday to you!
08:34well many happy returns thank you petra get me mercedes page mercedes page not available
08:52still here well actually i was just thinking on going on a five mile hike
08:58or maybe go on a little shopping spree and then perhaps have a little chat with my friend timmy
09:03oh he'd like that but then i said to myself no tranquility it's much nicer staying in here
09:11a space prisoner that's what i am well you can move about on gancy too can't you whoopee i can
09:17hardly
09:18contain myself you will i just bought this present in for victoria i hear we all in a bit of
09:28a pickle
09:28no not really has daniel blown it no he's handling the situation admirably victoria was talking of
09:38calling up jean francois really i know what you said to me and i've kept my mouth shut like you
09:46asked
09:46but i think she ought to know what he's been up to why's that because he's a bastard and the
09:54sooner
09:54she knows that the sooner she can get him out of her life it's her birthday melody and she thinks
10:00he's
10:00gonna call her but he isn't you mind look everyone knows about except her she won't thank you for
10:08that when she finds out when is he going to stop messing up if you're not going to tell her
10:14i will
10:16do you know let's look at my hands there you are hi hi so how's the birthday girl fine busy
10:24you know
10:25victoria you are always working i've just been showing professor brennan this oh very nice we're
10:33looking at spectra from different angles oh wow it's pretty light keep him sweet victoria
10:39daniel's having a tough time on the bridge well this is for you oh melody you shouldn't have well i
10:47did well at least me sarah and fiona did well sarah says to apologize she's gone to a seminar and
10:52she'll be along later oh that's sweet of her
10:59melody you can't give me this it's one of your best jacket uh well it's the nicest thing you've got
11:04so
11:06no no no i couldn't possibly take it anyway but it looks better on you than it does not
11:09not anymore victoria mother's to be shouldn't be prancing around in spangly jackets why ever not
11:15oh they just don't do they besides it's a bit kind to get the chance oh it's beautiful
11:22oh please take it it'll make me happy thank you
11:31are you coming to the club tonight i don't think so oh come on you've got to jim's concocting a
11:37lethal turkish cocktail especially that's sweet of him does that mean you're calm yeah okay good
11:43well i'll see you at eight sorry
11:48yeah have you taught her yet look don't call me remember what we said
12:01well i've gone through the alternatives as best i can oh it's a year since i've done practical
12:06navigation this is complex stuff we're going back to ganymede yes we cross the orbital path in 14
12:11hours that'll give them a surprise landfall on pacify 48 hours after that we can't go back to
12:18pacify we can't just turn up there without our captain and first officer yes i know it looks so
12:22bloody careless doesn't it you'll be blamed as much as anyone commander bongo drums in the dome
12:28charles i have done everything i can i've computed an intercept course it'll take 47 hours
12:35well given the fact it takes 16 days to chase amalia i think i've done all right
12:40i've computed a solution an intercept of amalia at this jovian longitude
12:46petra's very impressed well then
12:48well we have to go through jupiter's magnetic field and the europa flux tube we've done that before
12:57charles i am the only qualified service officer on board this ship
13:01i've already been without sleep for nearly 48 hours i'm doing nothing without mercedes help
13:09talk to her then me yeah she'll listen to you that's what she's been waiting for
13:19you remember the galaxy girls brother loved them they really made these eyes light up galaxy girls
13:25eh well come on aren't they dancing girls with plunging necklines and minuscule miniskirts
13:31tim you can't possibly condone this not much galaxy girl okay have you seen the galaxy girls
13:38oh what the banks sing them that's yes they're practically hideous well baren's singing and reviving
13:42them oh my god oh i know tell charles tell charles you'd be thrilled to cheer him up if nothing
13:47else
13:47does really you think you'd really enjoy them uh-huh god how sordid yeah okay i'll talk to her
13:54reminder she needs to put in the hours for now seven right then if you'll excuse me drummond
14:02i've no doubt it seems odd me having to ask you to talk to my fiance oh no stormy passionate
14:08relationships are bound to have their ups and downs they have their ups as well do they byron wilkinson
14:16calling comsen professor professor brellan i've just had a great idea for the talent unlimited extravaganza
14:22what the talent show on saturday bring back the galaxy girls mr wilkinson yeah go away
14:33petra give me victoria frobisher
14:39professor you all right yeah is there a call call i thought perhaps there might be a call from alum
14:45five
14:45oh no sorry i thought perhaps i could buy you a birthday drink later on thank you so ladies and
14:52gentlemen if you put your hands together for our trusty tour operator and acting captain
14:56daniel weatherby we hope you've had a pleasant trip with weatherby tours thank you
15:05so where are you taking us this time daniel ariel nine is it oh shut up jim
15:10no no seriously it's going to be really boring when we get our old captain back we won't get
15:15nearly enough exercise not going to acceleration stations all the time just you try sitting in
15:20the driving seat jim hawkins we probably all end up in a black hole is this coriander i completely
15:25refuse to do it byron it's totally sexist it's not sexist and besides you've got all the right
15:29credentials i beg your pardon well i'm not doing it melody you'll do it won't you what
15:34scabby be a galaxy girl gabby dear i am a galaxy girl i think i can go as far as
15:39to say i was the
15:40original galaxy girl there you are then baron well yeah all right she's got all the right credentials
15:44all right of course you have but i don't think you should do it really daniel why's that yeah why's
15:51that because you're six months pregnant is it that much good heavens that doesn't mean to say i've lost
16:00of my voice no come on mercedes we're all sick of this i thought you were supposed to be on
16:08my side
16:09since when did mercedes page get so petty since he failed to support me against kovitsky you're
16:16paranoid oh he just loves winding me up it's the only way you can cope with his jealousy anyway
16:22sick of it look i'm in consent at 10 100 hours on my own why don't you just pop in
16:28for a chat if you
16:29think i'm gonna fall for that one you've got enough all right it's all right just thought you might
16:33like to do a couple of hours and have seven that's all see you victoria you know the jacket that
16:44i gave
16:44this morning it's beautiful yeah it's lovely yeah well it's just i was wondering you want it back no
16:51not exactly i was just wondering if i could borrow it for one night it's byron starting up the galaxy
16:57girls yet again would you believe of course you can borrow it you know where it is thank you
17:03have you heard from john françois yeah maybe hey you can't look um victoria can i would you come
17:12with me i'm somewhere quiet i i really think i should talk to you it's about sure yeah
17:23hey chrystal safe turn angle is 174 degrees using a ganymede impact parameter of
17:32128k right well it's a calculated risk but let's go for it oh god i'm glad you're back
17:40mercedes oh good afternoon chas we're just doing the final calculations for you now
17:46leave you in peace then as you get on with it yes thank you if you would petra check flight
17:50plan
17:50filed by commander drummond and um myself run job on maximum priority so it is thank you yes i'll never
18:00get nav 7 if i don't put my hours in on
18:10i am so sorry
18:14i wasn't going to tell you but tranquility was threatening to tell you herself and i thought that
18:20this situation is horribly familiar isn't it
18:25and everybody knows no not quite
18:32and does everybody know how long
18:36oh not long after he got there according to tranquility
18:44binbo says that an affection can't survive in space
18:51he says space is not for relationships it's for individuals
18:58oh i think that's rubbish
19:01i don't know
19:03victoria just because jean francois is a bastard
19:11thank you for telling me melody
19:15it must have taken a lot of courage
19:18the pain does go away eventually
19:25do you want me to stay with you or do you want me to go no i'll be all right
19:39do you want me to stay with you
19:40dog the problem is that just trying to be relaxed makes me tense
19:44yo just concentrate on deep breathing huh
19:47and unclench your fists byron
19:49man this place is full of loonies
19:52what am i going to do about victoria what am i going to say to her at the party i
19:56don't know
19:56party what part you just be quiet or you go back to gantry too
20:00as if that wasn't enough there's melody i mean she's not going to be happy not being a galaxy girl
20:05what's a galaxy girl it's a song and dance act lovey
20:08i need recruits melody's out of the question you can't concentrate if you're gabbling all the
20:13time now go back to sleep huh hey i can sing
20:18they used to call me the lark of violent five
20:25jim great you're here listen you and daniel have to talk to melody tell her she can't be a galaxy
20:30girl
20:31i've got just the thing standing right in front of me
20:37ah you've done some splendid work here victoria we'll get some director's time on the phased array
20:42tighten up these carbon complex confidence limits once we get to pacify
20:46i'm sorry whatever's the matter
20:51i'm so sorry she's devastated daniel poor kid she's probably not going to enjoy her birthday
20:59party very much is she i don't think she's going to come to her birthday party oh it's awful
21:04he can't just be allowed to get away with all this well it looks like he already has hey
21:10aren't you just the slightest bit please you ended up with me i haven't ended up with you daniel
21:14i haven't ended up with anybody you're just my friend get your tickets here for weatherby tours
21:19next trip to parkinson star departs in five minutes jim will you leave him alone and will
21:24you stop poking fun at him will you all right all right hi jim sorry i'm late i've been relaxing
21:31with christopher no oh hi melody sorry about you know what about well you know you can be a galaxy
21:41girl of course when all this is over i have to admit it would look a bit silly right now
21:45and anyway
21:47tranquility here has volunteered to take your place oh are you telling me i can't be a galaxy girl um
21:55jim sorry i thought it sounded much better coming straight from the horse's mouth
21:59daniel why do you do it with me mate this is a conspiracy none of you want me to be
22:03a galaxy
22:04girl nobody said that melody no but that's what you're thinking isn't it basically i'm not
22:07attractive enough anymore to be a galaxy girl melody's sweetheart get off from me you bastard
22:11you're all bastards melody
22:16fine yes if melody wants to be a galaxy girl she should be a galaxy girl okay otherwise i might
22:22just
22:22spatter your head over the galaxy there we are that should do it course alteration in three hours
22:3340 minutes oh well i suppose we better tell charles petra get me charles brellan professor brellan
22:41not available oh charming must be my fault spending too much time on my work and
22:51i must not have time on it nonsense i must have done something wrong
23:00i wish he'd told me he was unhappy
23:05given me some sort of a clue
23:09maybe he did and i just didn't even notice
23:12victoria for heaven's sake
23:16i should have gone to him i should have gone to him at series i i shouldn't have
23:23shouldn't have let my pride and ambition stand in the way victoria this is not your fault
23:28of course it's my fault victoria
23:33you are dependable and loyal and brave you're worth a hundred of that bloody frenchman
23:43you're worth a hundred of anybody on this ship
24:27and you're a big part of a hundred of the ship
24:28and i just want to see you guys
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