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Emmerdale 26th February 2026
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00:00Générique
00:51All right, brother. How's it? Dizzling?
00:54Erm, I'm not really sure because I don't know what dizzling means.
00:57And that's what makes you special.
01:00Speaking of, how's it going with your special someone?
01:06I ain't got someone special.
01:07Still! Man, I thought you and Louis would have been picking out curtains by now.
01:11Shut them up.
01:12When do you think something exciting might happen on here?
01:21Great score!
01:23Whoa!
01:24Wowzer.
01:27Morning.
01:30How are we?
01:31Hungry.
01:32Thirsty!
01:33Are we poor?
01:34No, we're not. I just haven't been shopping, that's all.
01:37Yeah, well, looking for you, I don't bear a grudge.
01:42And now you say?
01:43Oh, yeah. Thank you.
01:46All right, farm folk.
01:49Any special reason the tractor sale's a flat tyre?
01:52Well, if I had to guess, it's because the new one hasn't turned up yet.
01:55No, we don't need a new one. It just needs fixing.
01:58What? It's got a fifteen square foot hole in the middle of it. What do you want me to fix
02:01it with? Witchcraft?
02:02Right, so what are you going to do today if not that?
02:04Oh, well, I thought about not getting paid again. Like last week. And the week before that.
02:10Okay.
02:10I'm going to pay you, just bear with me.
02:13Fine. I'll go to the garage and see what I can fix that tyre with.
02:16Like a magic wand.
02:21Look, are you going to let me help you or what?
02:23Yes. If I need it, which I don't.
02:33I don't like people smiling in the mornings. It makes me suspicious.
02:38Conditional order came through. It used to be called a decree or something.
02:42Ah, nice eye. Divorcing coming then, excellent.
02:47And the next step, kids, I hear? We might need a bigger house.
02:51No, the next step is to talk to Billy, which won't be fun for either of us.
02:58I don't suppose you know where your fiancé is. I seem to have misplaced him today.
03:03Er, no. He was gone when I woke up.
03:05I saw him. We were off to pick something up.
03:08Is anyone expecting Marlon, by the way?
03:11Hardly. Why?
03:17So what is it with you?
03:20An ability to learn or just...
03:22just an unwillingness to not be a massive jerk?
03:25Let's not rule either one out.
03:27Rona told me.
03:28Please tell me.
03:32Apparently, he loves her.
03:35Not too fussed that that might affect, you know, her husband and her kids and their lives.
03:44She's not interested.
03:47She mentioned.
03:49Okay. So now I'm mentioning it too, just in case you forget.
03:52And, well, you know, don't forget.
03:54Seems unlikely.
03:55Because you might be a...
03:57Ninja.
03:58Or a Sith Lord.
03:59Or whatever it is you are.
04:00But I'll tell you something, shall I?
04:01A cricket bat around the back of the head's still gonna work.
04:05Keep away!
04:20Could have been an email.
04:22I'm so glad it wasn't.
04:29Shouldn't you be at work?
04:31I took the day.
04:33Thought we could do something.
04:34Maybe.
04:35Go out?
04:37No thanks.
04:40Your arm bad?
04:43Everything's bad.
04:47I'm everything going on in here.
04:50What's that?
04:51It's only the post mill.
04:53Not a mob with pitchforks then.
04:57Dad.
04:59No one thinks you've done anything wrong.
05:01Alright?
05:03In fact, I'll tell you what.
05:06You can see for yourself.
05:17I can't stop.
05:18I just need my lights during work.
05:21I've been to see Graham, in case you're wondering.
05:23Of course I was wondering.
05:24You've been out since God knows what time.
05:26I'll see you later.
05:26That moron.
05:29I told you what happened.
05:30Why didn't you trust me?
05:32I do trust you.
05:34I don't trust him.
05:36Ronna, I know that I don't present as the typical alpha male,
05:40but when a man keeps trying to take away the woman you love,
05:43there comes a time when even I have to have a little word.
05:45Hmm.
05:46Is that all it was, a little word?
05:48Or was there any violence?
05:50Do I look dead?
05:51No.
05:51Well, then what do you think?
05:53I think I have the most wonderful husband.
05:56And I think I am incredibly lucky.
05:59And your husband feels exactly the same.
06:01Which is why I went to fight for you.
06:02Well, not fight, talk.
06:03Talk for you doesn't sound right, but...
06:05Go on, go on, get a nice picture.
06:07Wait, get the doors in, Mum.
06:08Got to the left.
06:09Ready, smile.
06:10Come on, come on, come on.
06:11Get them a good angle.
06:13I do, mate, go on.
06:14Go on.
06:16Yeah, Mum, come on.
06:17Yeah!
06:19Whoa, man, them doors are like no L's.
06:22It's mega, innit?
06:25Actually, the design is based on a 1970s Porsche Tapira concept car.
06:31Imagine driving it.
06:32I think you'd be disappointed, Cammy.
06:34It's only 130 brake horsepower.
06:36It's all show and no go.
06:37And the nought to 60.
06:38Yeah.
06:39Similar to a modern day diesel estate.
06:41And I don't mean the German ones.
06:44Are you single?
06:46Nah, I'm only joking.
06:49Are you, though?
06:52Hey.
06:55Back to the future?
06:56Oh, yeah.
06:58I've not seen it.
06:59You've not seen it?
07:00I can't talk to you, mate.
07:02Seriously, look away.
07:02Now.
07:04Yo, sweet car, G.
07:06What are the chances of me driving it sometime?
07:09Zero.
07:23Who's is that?
07:25It's Joe Tate's.
07:35We're out of order, that.
07:36What?
07:36It was a perfectly legitimate move.
07:39What?
07:40Trying to cop off with another bloke's wife?
07:42I was referring to King's Knight to see three.
07:47I'm talking about Marlon and Rona and you know it.
07:51Just like you know you ain't wrong.
07:53I also know that in your family, when one of you really wants something, you're strongly encouraged to try and
08:01get it.
08:03Not at all costs.
08:05Just leave him alone.
08:07Why'd you even come back here?
08:09I've posed that same question to myself, actually.
08:15Sam, is your paperwork on the game birds up to date?
08:21Sort of.
08:21So, er, sort of not.
08:31So, er, Rona's not interested.
08:36I'm not, obviously.
08:38Joe seems to have better things to do.
08:40And even you are questioning your own purpose here.
08:45Your point?
08:47Nine people currently live in this house.
08:51I'd like to get it back to eight.
08:53Soon.
09:02What are we gonna tell the kids?
09:05Well, they already know what's happening, don't they?
09:07There's no need to keep harping on about it.
09:09Do we, erm...
09:11Do we tell them about Evan's treatment working?
09:15Yeah.
09:16I mean, I think we should tell them together.
09:18It's pretty monumental news, isn't it?
09:20Yes.
09:24Hey.
09:25Hey.
09:26We're just talking about the conditional order.
09:28Oh, okay.
09:29Well, in other good news...
09:31You've got some new gloves.
09:33Yeah!
09:33Driving gloves.
09:35Very special ones, for a very special reason.
09:38The surprise for Lucas.
09:40Oh.
09:41Oh, yeah, right, already.
09:43Yeah.
09:44What is it?
09:45Well, only the small matter of a DeLorean.
09:48Because Lucas and I both love the Back to the Future films.
09:53There's nothing like buying a kid's affection, is there?
09:55There's nothing like failing to conceal your envy.
09:58Want to see it?
09:59Yeah, I'll see it later.
10:00Yeah, come on, let's outside.
10:01Come on.
10:03Go, go, go, Johnny, go!
10:07Go, go, go, Johnny, go!
10:10Go, go, go, Johnny, go!
10:12Go, go, go, Johnny, go!
10:13I remember it being shinier.
10:16Go!
10:21Nice to get out and about, hey?
10:38I mean, I just don't get why you are...
10:41Because I've not seen it.
10:42Because it's completely iconic, man.
10:44Je suis avec Matty, Samba et me is where it's at.
10:47Je sais pas, je veux que ça film.
10:49Pas vraiment.
10:49Pas de plus de 50.
10:51Je ne sais pas, je peux quitter chaque line.
10:54Ok, je sais pas, je vais tester ça.
10:56Je vais essayer.
10:57Le Breakfast Club, c'est un film qui est un film.
11:00Retro-batch misbehaviour.
11:02C'est un surprise que vous aimez ça, Ross.
11:04Je pense que c'est un investigation dans les relations de l'entreprise
11:07qui est dans le prism de l'expectation de l'expectation
11:09et de l'expectation de l'expectation de l'expectation.
11:13Il y a un AKAïe.
11:14Il y a une...
11:14Il y a une...
11:15Il y a une...
11:15Il y a un peu d'un homme.
11:16Et ils se sont en train de l'expectation de l'expectation.
11:21Et ils se sont en train d'un autrement.
11:26Il y a une...
11:26Il y a un des choses à me dire.
11:27Il y a un peu plus d'un homme pour qu'ils se sentient.
11:29Je ne sais pas comment ils se sentent.
11:30Exactement.
11:33Qu'est-ce que c'est mon car ?
11:35C'est vous ?
11:36C'est-ce que c'est Lucas qui est worsté ici.
11:39Oh, c'est-ce que c'est-ce que tu penses à quelqu'un qui est à l'expecteur ?
11:42et les sportscos.
11:46Ok, je sais que je vais juste parler de police.
11:51So, tu te sens bien après ça ?
11:53Not le food, I ne l'ai pas l'air.
11:54Non, le théât de théâtre.
11:56Je pense que Liam ne devait pas prescrire.
11:58Je suis sûr que ça va pour tout le monde.
12:00Oh, juste les reprobates.
12:03Ou les gens qui ont été chargés,
12:05ont été mis en cancer et ont été mis en tête.
12:08Je pense que la valeur a été élevée.
12:10Good, that was the idea
12:17Do you know what?
12:19I'm glad you're persuading me
12:21You did not need a lot of persuading
12:23Well, look at you remembering what a smile is
12:25Yeah
12:28I've not had a lot of fun since the crash
12:32I've not had a lot of fun since now, actually
12:35Let's be honest, you've not really had a lot of fun since ever
12:39So, how much do you reckon we'll get for it?
12:42I don't know, really
12:43It's a bit of a niche market
12:46Yeah, maybe next time let's go for something a bit more normal, yeah?
12:50There will be no next time, this is just to tide us over
12:53Since when have you been happy tidying over?
12:55Right, change the subject
12:58Spoil sport
13:00So, how fast do you think it goes?
13:02Only one way to find out
13:20Oh, you should, er, come with me next time we go
13:22It's a date
13:24Not a date
13:26No, no
13:27Just a trip to the cinema
13:29Yeah
13:32Sorry, can I get you a coffee or something?
13:34No, just here to enjoy the show
13:36What?
13:38Nothing
13:38Nothing at all
13:40As you were
13:44It's busy
13:45You're okay
13:46There's nowhere to sit
13:47Oh, and there's a seat here, Bear
13:49See?
13:52Alright
13:53Yep
13:54Ooh
13:55Get with you with the bling
13:57How can I get one?
13:59Kill someone
14:01Sorry, um
14:01Bad joke
14:04What can I get you?
14:05I don't know
14:06And I don't know why I'm here
14:08To prove that you're not a pariah
14:09Are you kidding?
14:10You're a hero
14:11I'm not a damn hero
14:13That's the last thing I am
14:14Okay, I'll just, um, grab a cup of coffees
14:16I'd want a coffee
14:17I don't know why I'm here
14:19I told you this was a bad idea
14:28Okay, I'll have it back now, please
14:31Come again
14:33Don't be tedious, Kane
14:35Are you a bit old for stealing cars?
14:38Yes
14:40Open the door
14:43You're gonna have to do better than that
14:46Open that door
14:47Oh, please
14:51How much money have you got on you?
14:54What's that got to do with anything?
14:59A couple hundred quid, give or take
15:01Hmm
15:03Two hundred pounds
15:04And I will open that door for you
15:08And if you're right
15:09And your car's in there
15:10It's a small price to pay
15:11For getting me banged up, innit?
15:15Okay
15:22Do you know what?
15:23No
15:24I'm gonna leave the games
15:25To the kids
15:25Like you
15:26If I find out you've got my car
15:27You won't
15:29I won't because
15:30You don't have it
15:31Or
15:32Because you think you're being clever
15:47You are playing a risky game
15:50Why?
15:50I blame you for encouraging me
15:53Dad?
15:56Dad?
16:00Dad?
16:01Dad?
16:02Dad?
16:02Dad?
16:03Dad?
16:03Dad?
16:09I think someone's looking for you
16:12I don't want to be found
16:15Dad?
16:17Sounds worried
16:19He needn't be
16:22Got it all together, have you?
16:25I don't think I'll have it together again
16:31Nor do I deserve to
16:35I disagree on both counts
16:39I took a man's life
16:41He took yours first
16:45He didn't end it
16:46But he took it
16:47Didn't he?
16:51For killing someone
16:54Whatever they've done
16:56However much they
17:00Deserve it
17:05Does anyone deserve that?
17:16Yeah
17:20Not many people
17:21But
17:24Some
17:30Where do you think you'd be
17:31If he was still alive?
17:34I don't know
17:35Yeah you do
17:37You'd be under his control
17:38Still
17:40Doing what he wanted
17:45Desperate for a way out
17:46But
17:47Not able to
17:48See one without
17:51What happened happening
17:58It's so
17:58Big
18:03I know
18:05You don't
18:13You feel guilty
18:14Because you got what you wanted
18:17But all you wanted
18:18Was what you had
18:19Before he stole it from you
18:24Take your life back
18:25Bear
18:27Or he's stealing it
18:28Still
18:38Where did everyone go?
18:39Er
18:39Vinny's lending
18:40Lewis a DVD
18:41And I'm running
18:42Caff
18:43Do you know how
18:44To run a caff?
18:45How hard can it be?
18:47Well let's find out
18:48I'll have a caramel
18:49Cortado
18:49Without milk phone please
18:51And don't forget my tip
19:01Right yeah
19:02Quite hard then
19:04So
19:04You're brawn the V-man eh
19:06They just need to get it on
19:07And what are we going to do about them?
19:08Well now we've put my plan into action
19:10Alright yeah cool
19:11What is it?
19:12Well I need to
19:13Come up with a plan
19:14And then put it into action
19:15But when I do
19:15Those two will wonder
19:17How they ever live without each other
19:20Nice
19:20Hi Paddy
19:21A delivery for you
19:22Flippin' head
19:23Dad where have you been?
19:24I was shouting you
19:25I thought you were going to breach your bail
19:27Well I haven't
19:28Yeah well I know that
19:30But you've really got to be careful
19:31You know because
19:32If you do
19:32That's the first thing
19:34The prosecutors will mention in court
19:35Well I wish it would be then
19:37I might stand a shot at beating this
19:40Right
19:40Well
19:42Finally you sound like you want to
19:43Yeah
19:44Well
19:44We weren't a bad life before Alyssa
19:47Might be nice to get it back
19:49You
19:50Sit down
19:51You having a brew
19:53You like them fancy coffees
19:55Don't you?
19:55I do actually
19:56Well tough luck
19:57We ain't got any
20:00I mean the barefaced cheek of the man
20:02After all this time
20:04Not that any amount of time
20:05Would have made it acceptable
20:06I told him
20:08Only this morning
20:09That he needs to be living somewhere else
20:11ASAP
20:13Why did you let him move in
20:14In the first place?
20:16Because I'm a teddy bear
20:17With a heart of gold Mary
20:18As you well know
20:21Oh look
20:22We appear to have summoned him up
20:25And his co-devil
20:27Can't believe you went back there
20:29Never mind that
20:29Why do you think it was Kane?
20:31He'd be foolish to get on your bad side right now
20:33Well he's not exactly known for his towering intellect is he?
20:38So reunited then
20:40And don't you seem pleased about it?
20:43Jo's car has been stolen
20:44Hmm
20:45Still mentioned
20:46What's insured isn't it?
20:48Yes
20:49But it was bought for a reason
20:50And it'll be really hard to replace
20:52And I just really really want it back
20:55I'm sure I can arrange that
20:56Might take a while
20:58But er
20:59It's not like I'll be going anywhere
21:06I should have made you open that barn
21:09You wouldn't have made me do anything
21:12Should have had a look while you had the chance
21:15How do you know about it?
21:17I was in the barn
21:18I heard
21:18Doing what?
21:20Serial numbers don't file themselves off do they?
21:24You're mocking me
21:26That's fine
21:27Enjoy yourselves
21:29I know the pleasures in your life are few and far between
21:35Okay
21:36That car is now priority number two
21:38Priority number one
21:39Is turning that man's life inside out
21:42Back to front
21:42And to absolute ruin
21:44By whatever means necessary
21:46That man's life inside out
21:48Like a man's life inside out
21:56All right
22:14And to absolute ruin
22:16Sous-titrage Société Radio-Canada
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