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00:00You are here.
00:30Aside from the minor mishap of us being stuck in here,
00:33how are you finding the alone together?
00:36Thoughts, feelings, suggestions?
00:39Well, obviously, it's genius.
00:41Obviously.
00:42There's no denying that.
00:43Yes, thank you.
00:45And having a toilet in here has been...
00:48An unexpected convenience.
00:50Yeah, yeah.
00:51However, having spent the night trapped in this amazing invention,
00:55I would quite like to go back to screaming for help.
00:58Yeah, yeah.
00:58Oh, agreed, 100%.
00:59Help! Help! Help!
01:03I see you!
01:07Help! Help!
01:10Oh, I can see Fluffybump.
01:11Fluffybump, press the big red open button.
01:16Fluffybump!
01:17Fluffybump, over here!
01:19No, no, she can't hear us.
01:20Wait, if I can just...
01:25Fluffybump, just press the button.
01:29Fluffybump, just please press the button.
01:33Fluffybump!
01:34Fluffybump!
01:35Fluffybump!
01:40Fluffybump!
01:57Fluffybump!
01:58Fluffybump, that's just a mop and a broom.
02:01Fluffybump!
02:14Fluffybump!
02:14looking for her we should go to you up for a morning walk perfect opportunity
02:18to get the blood pumping and the lungs lunging or is it's the perfect
02:23opportunity to use my untested invention the cow pat now so that will tell us
02:29where Lucy is no but it'll definitely tell us where she's been fantastic
02:37quick fire question hmm why did you make that I can't believe we're on a real
02:44adventure Tim and Rose adventure siblings yeah I'm not sure I call having to save
02:49Lucy from an evil old witch and adventure yeah yeah whatever sounds like an
02:53adventure to me Rose is right now I'd say it's more of a rescue mission or an
03:01extraction or an exhumation what does that word mean oh it's just when you have
03:07to dig up adventure it means adventure mm-hmm told you what's this it's a
03:14butterfly hey and what's that it's a grass oh yuck don't eat grass yeah well I
03:24it's a lesson we'll have to learn um is that where we're headed the drownded
03:31river it'll take you straight to Bad Jelly's castle and that's mud wiggles
03:37fairy she's the biggest strongest sea captain the side of the river unless
03:41she's on the other side of the river in which case it's a mystery how we get now
03:47couldn't be simpler we take the elevator then you'll jump on the fairy and I'll go
03:53home and never think about Bad Jelly again except for every single day when I
03:56remember she ruined my life by turning my whole family to acorns okay who likes pressing buttons
04:08not so fast where do you think you lot are going I should arrest you right this minute
04:14uh what do we do good point nothing I suppose now you've got me there are you a real policeman
04:21am I a oh use your eyes kid but you look like a tree
04:32you're all under arrest for not laughing what that's not a crime you wouldn't think so would you
04:38nothing it's like you're all begging to go to jail so you're a tree policeman I prefer a policeman tree
04:45but yes the big metal donkey has got it donkey now that's funny I used to be a normal policeman
04:52before Bad Jelly turned me into a seed and I grew into an apple tree
04:55now everyone's always trying to climb me
04:59I'm so sorry we've got Bad Jelly problems too we need to use that elevator to save our friend
05:05well I'm sorry to hear that but you can't it's out of service
05:09oh when's it going to be working again no one knows it's a real cliffhanger
05:18suit yourselves of course you could always take the tunnel
05:23uh a tunnel isn't a cave right
05:25of course not it's it's more like a hundred caves all linked together you know when you think about it
05:30oh so a nightmare I'll pass thanks
05:32well you could fire yourself out of the 50-50 cannon
05:3850-50 oh yeah it gets you to where you want to go 50% of the time
05:43you know what I've changed my mind let's take the nightmare tunnel
05:47are those our only options
05:49you think I'd forget there was another option
05:51oh no no not at all
05:53good because that's an arrestable offence too
05:57now move along
06:02and of course there's always the path of least resistance
06:07oops
06:08forgot about that one
06:09ah well
06:13my magic is complete rubbish
06:15dull boot
06:17hello you shrieked madam
06:19I didn't shriek I screeched
06:22the only way I can restore my magic is by slurping a sizable saucer of sibling soup
06:27all you had to do was nab me a boy and a girl
06:31and what did you bring me instead
06:34a horse cow
06:35a horse cow
06:36yeah cow
06:37get a massive henchman they said
06:40I could try and be smaller
06:42maybe I could condense my vertebrae
06:46or I could just crouch
06:48I can't think
06:50all this listening to you is giving me a terrible headache
06:53if only I had some kind of calming spell
06:57aha
06:58calming spell for when your massive henchman has once again disappointed you with his total incompetence
07:05is it really that specific
07:06yes
07:07ingredients
07:08frog spawn
07:09got that
07:10hemlock
07:11yes
07:11sweat of a cow
07:13oh I think that can be erased
07:21don't join in
07:22ooh
07:24hey look I think we're almost there
07:28whoa this place looks fun
07:30yeah
07:30reminds me of that carnival where Nan lost her false teeth on the bumper cars
07:35oh hee hee ha ha such fun
07:37this is the lair of the unfungi
07:39she's a terrifying psychopath
07:41obsessed with playing twisted games
07:43sweet
07:44I love games
07:45ooh
07:46I'm gonna ring that doorbell
07:47okay but let's just think about this for a sec
07:50or not
07:53oh
07:54why did you wake me up
07:55I was having a lovely dream
07:57that there was no one at my door
08:00hello
08:00we're here to use the tunnel
08:02oh
08:03fine
08:04if you wanna travel through my tunnel
08:06er
08:07you'll have to solve some puzzles
08:09or
08:10or
08:10or
08:11well whatever
08:12I don't really care
08:17whoa
08:18the first challenge you must be requires that you watch your feet
08:24best be careful where you tread if you don't wanna end up mashed
08:29mashed
08:30mashed
08:30I know it doesn't even rhyme
08:31wait
08:32so this is like
08:33er
08:34an escape room
08:35woohoo
08:36woohoo
08:37what's an escape room
08:38have a guess
08:38all the tiles are different colours so we should work out which ones are safe to stand on
08:43Tim
08:44what
08:45green is fine
08:46trust me
08:47I'm a games expert
08:53goblins first
08:54goblins first
08:58maybe we all need to stand on different colours
09:03hey looks like we cracked up
09:06gold
09:06ew
09:07what's that
09:09what is that
09:10it's mashed potato
09:11I got mashed rose
09:12pretty obvious
09:13ooh
09:13let's reach I ping
09:14no wait hold on one second
09:17gravy
09:17oh now she's getting it
09:19you can't have mashed potato without
09:21scorching hot
09:22gravy
09:23jump
09:27oh
09:27you have to be kidding me
09:29oh yeah
09:30we solved it
09:31we did not
09:31we're lucky to be alive
09:33you didn't think at all
09:34rose
09:35you can't always solve puzzles by
09:37being clever
09:38sometimes you just gotta feel it out
09:40less big sister brain
09:41more silly brain
09:42congratulations
09:43you beat my first challenge
09:45but the worst is still ahead
09:47where is that voice coming from
09:48i think it's uh
09:49whoever's standing behind that rock
09:51oh
09:52no it isn't
09:53wait you're the unfun guy
09:56how rude
09:57i'm a very fun guy
09:58i'll have you know
10:11is it working
10:12is she uh
10:13is she feeling the beat
10:15no beat feeling
10:16and no sweat dripping
10:19it's as if she isn't even trying
10:23let's take a break
10:37you're not a cow pat
10:38sign back
10:39oh no further
10:40the dark forest is no place for nice people like you
10:44oh
10:45or two children
10:46or a cow
10:47two children and a cow
10:49i mean unless that's a specific coincidence that sounds like tim rose and lucy
10:53remember their names
10:55they're all dead now
10:57what
10:57i mean i don't know if they're dead but you know they might be that no i should have made
11:02that clearer it is still up in the air
11:04we have to go and find them
11:06wait here with this smelly old man and i'll get my rucks out
11:09ooh
11:09that'll give us time to get to know each other
11:13do we hug
11:14do we hug
11:14i haven't had a hug in years
11:18this tunnel is huge
11:19i hope there's a slide
11:21i hope there isn't
11:22well one of you is going to be very disappointed
11:25so how did you end up living here
11:27every troll is tasked with guarding some sort of passage
11:30and when i was first allocated this tunnel no one expected much from me
11:34i mean usually trolls pose a riddle or two to folks wishing to pass
11:39no effort stuff you know
11:40but i'm not just a troll
11:42i'm
11:43a mushroom
11:44yes sort of
11:46but also a total games nut who loves making rules
11:50so i thought why not have some fun on the job
11:52hence the booby traps the puzzles
11:54and the genuine threat of death
11:57oh hooray
11:58this place was legendary
12:00people would queue for hours to try my puzzles
12:03but then bad jelly ruined everything
12:06everyone was too scared to travel
12:08no more adventurers
12:09no more ramblers
12:11and eventually
12:12close friends
12:15seems almost disrespectful to play any more games
12:17maybe we should skip the fun
12:19and you just let us through
12:21oh no
12:22i can't do that
12:23i mean you can only pass if you beat the games
12:25i don't make the rules
12:27wait you just said
12:28fine
12:29i do make the rules
12:31but rules are rules
12:33and a game without rules
12:35is just
12:36an activity
12:43this looks like rose's side of the bedroom
12:46hey it does not
12:47this place is in fact much tidier
12:49your second challenge
12:51if you care
12:52is to seek out a perfect pair
12:55work out the objects that best match
12:57and hope you don't fall down a hole
13:00why would you go so far and then not rhyme at the end
13:03i think she's great
13:04but i've never been more confused
13:06we have to find two objects that make a perfect pair
13:10like chalk and cheese
13:11but the opposite
13:12he gets it
13:13okay
13:15three
13:16two
13:16one
13:18go
13:20oh
13:21um
13:21yeah so um
13:22the smoke dissipated quicker than expected
13:24so if you could just look away momentarily
13:28okay
13:29let's split up and start looking
13:31silly brain
13:32activate
13:33ah don't mind me i'll just go back this way
13:43nothing
13:43you're a tough nut to crack
13:45all right
13:46time to turn it up a notch
13:49which sounds scary
13:51don't look cow or
13:53psycho
13:56fine
13:57i'll choose
13:58don't go in there
14:00oh
14:00oh
14:01oh
14:02oh
14:03oh
14:03oh
14:05how are you not scared
14:07all right
14:09new idea
14:12yarrr
14:13look at me
14:14i'm a clown pirate
14:15haha
14:20oi
14:20can't you look somewhere else
14:21i'm helping
14:22you're threatening
14:23no you're threatening
14:24i've got it
14:26egg
14:27chair
14:27egg
14:28sit
14:29exit
14:31okay but let's be sure before we do
14:36yes
14:36right for correct
14:41i'm not disappointed
14:42i'm not disappointed
14:44oh
14:44ridiculous
14:46everyone knows eggs go best with jam
14:50ah
14:51there we go
14:51any moment now
14:55oh well done
14:56you found a perfect pair
14:59wait
14:59where are the others
15:00you don't know
15:01no
15:02i mean if they went through the trap door
15:05could be anywhere
15:06it'll take them ages to escape
15:08we should wait outside
15:09out of respect
15:10have a wee sit down
15:11not so fast
15:15you still got one challenge left
15:17i'll only let you go
15:19if you beat me
15:20in a ball game
15:22oh yeah
15:24oh yeah
15:25i don't know what a board game is but sure
15:28you can even choose what we play
15:31right
15:31this one
15:33takes 43 hours
15:37this one
15:38has very complicated rules
15:41that no one understands
15:46this one has 10,000 pieces
15:49and one of them's missing
15:51and this one
15:52is for babies
15:57that one
15:58we choose that one
15:59but it needs four players
16:01oh
16:02if only my friends were here
16:05alright mum
16:06games on
16:10maybe silly brain
16:12wasn't the best choice
16:14oh
16:14this room is super sticky
16:17you're telling me
16:19huh
16:20hello
16:20i'm toodaloo
16:22and i'm stuck in fondue
16:23the unfungi must have trapped him down here
16:26unfungi
16:27you mean janice
16:28looks like a big mushroom on a pile of laundry
16:30yes
16:31do you know her
16:32know her
16:32we've been friends for forever
16:34her puzzles are incredible
16:36for example
16:37i've been stuck in this escape room for the last seven years
16:41i've only survived by rationing the cheese
16:44why didn't you just eat your way out
16:46i am a chirpy chap
16:48not a snorty snuff
16:50a chirpy chap
16:52you mean a bird
16:53never heard of one
16:54anyway
16:55we've been having a great time
16:56all of janice's friends are here
16:58look
16:59there's beetle bum
17:00who's stuck in gum
17:01alright
17:02odd fleet
17:03who's stuck in toffee
17:04hey there
17:05and last but by no means least
17:07foxy grape
17:08who's stuck in sticky tape
17:12mum
17:13he's dead
17:14oh i'm not dead
17:16i'm just a bony tested ribby boy
17:18i think we may have come down the rubbish chute
17:21okay we need to get you all out of here
17:23oh
17:24yeah that'd be lovely
17:25we don't want to miss another games night do we guys
17:28no
17:29oh thanks a lot
17:36don't worry mum
17:37take your time
17:41oh look
17:42Tim and Rose are back
17:45oh that's not Tim and Rose
17:48easy mistake
17:49but no that is in fact a mop and brew
17:51well spotted
17:52my mistake
17:54nice move mum
17:58open wide
18:07oh it's no good
18:10nothing works
18:11can cows even sweat
18:13i should have looked that up first
18:15all this force feeding you chillies has made me hungry
18:18we should lunch
18:20but what
18:21maybe a burger
18:24chicken
18:26yeah
18:28beef
18:34crowned meets chopped prime beef
18:40bingo burger
18:42oh
18:43oh look toes
18:44we're never going to get out of here
18:46the slide's the only way in
18:47hmm
18:48maybe this is a problem that can be solved with silly brain
18:51you don't need to make fun of me
18:52i'm not
18:53i'm serious
18:54maybe we need to think silly
18:56if the slide's the way in
18:57maybe it's also the way out
18:59maybe in this world slides also slide up
19:02oh bless
19:03you're just describing a normal slide
19:06up we go
19:16hello
19:16sorry is it my turn
19:19hey look the large goblins are back
19:22we're not goblins but we're happy to see you too rusty
19:24toodaloo
19:25beetle bum
19:26pod flea
19:27what are you doing here
19:29i thought you decided not to visit me anymore
19:31you think we'd miss out on all the fun babe
19:34oh i've not been very fun lately
19:35in fact i've been unfun
19:38oh that's where the name comes from
19:41i hate that we made you feel bad
19:44and we miss games night
19:45actually we're just getting started
19:49so we're done yes
19:51you've reunited with my friends and kind of completed my puzzles
19:55letting you go is the least i can do
19:57pick a prize on your way out
19:59no no i'm good i'll only chuck it out when i get home thank you though
20:02oh
20:03too heavy
20:05i'll just have a lollipop
20:10whoa
20:12what's this
20:13oh some old junk
20:15something to remember me by
20:17oh yeah cool
20:18it's almost as good as a lollipop
20:19i guess
20:29oh i feel so relaxed
20:33yes it took all day but my devilish plan's been a complete success
20:38goal achieved
20:40the dark forest will once again be mine
20:43ah
20:45right after we've kidnapped those children and made boy girl soup
20:49god i forgot about the children
20:52why that stupid dull boot let me waste a whole day making a calming potion
21:02uh sorry to dampen the mood but i don't think this is going to be a nice walk
21:05oh
21:20well
21:20y'all
21:37and
21:37yet
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