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00:03I
00:33Did you really think those tiny little legs were going to help you get away?
01:04Hello, Bad Jelly. I see you've made quite the mess. Best I clean it up.
01:10Jim the Eagle. How utterly irritating to see.
01:21That gem, what's it done to my magic?
01:24It's absorbed your magic like a freshly wrung sponge. Absorbs a spilt dandelion tea.
01:30Oh, I forgot how long-winded you are.
01:33Prepare to feel the long wind of my wings.
01:37That doesn't even make sense.
01:38Eagle run!
01:50It's this man, Jim!
01:53Move!
01:55Oh!
01:58Oh!
02:00Oh!
02:02Hmm, I can't fix it.
02:13Oh, oh, oh!
02:38Once upon a time there was a little boy and girl
02:41and their names were Tim and Rose.
02:51Fluffy Bums!
02:53Fluffy Bums, Fluffy Bums!
03:20Oh, she's coming.
03:22Dad, pause your weird posing.
03:24I'm not posing.
03:25It's yoga.
03:26And it's good for increased flexibility and muscle strength.
03:29Also, I'm stuck like this.
03:32Happy birthday, Rose!
03:36Oh, thanks, you guys.
03:39Oh, just a moment.
03:40I haven't had much time to try all this, but it should work.
03:49Boom!
03:51The dog can play the piano.
03:53That's great, Mum.
03:55Very great.
03:55Well done, love.
03:57But whose dog is it?
04:00Um...
04:01No idea.
04:07You should open your present.
04:09It's not a book.
04:11Then I have everything planned out.
04:13As usual, I have a bunch of games and activities planned.
04:17Some of them not approved by the parental units.
04:20Tim, you are not making a human launcher again.
04:23It was a person picture.
04:25And I only broke 25% of my limbs.
04:27Actually, I'd just like to read my book for a bit today.
04:32She just needs a little space.
04:34You'll understand when you get a bit older, too.
05:06I don't need your help.
05:12Nope.
05:13Tried it.
05:15Nope.
05:16Didn't work in the slightest.
05:18That one hurt.
05:19Stinky poo, stinky poo.
05:21Knickers, knickers, knickers.
05:27How's a witch supposed to get her powers back when these books are full of useless nonsense?
05:31I want nonsense that works.
05:35Nothing.
05:37What's this?
05:42A hidden spell.
05:44An ingestible restorative potion for returning one's powers to full capacity.
05:49Well, that sounds perfectly me.
05:53Carrots, leeks, parsnips, milk, salt, pepper, a boy and a girl.
06:01Ugh, I hate parsnips and I'm fresh out of boys and girls.
06:05But I'm sure I could find some.
06:10Dull boot!
06:16Dull boot!
06:17Dull boot!
06:17You're going to help me find some children.
06:19Dull boot!
06:23Dull boot!
06:33Dull boot!
06:36Dull boot!
06:38Dull boot!
06:40Dull boot!
06:47Dull boot!
06:50Dull boot!
06:52Dull boot!
07:09Dull boot!
07:19Dull boot!
07:21Dull boot!
07:22Dull boot!
07:29Dull boot!
07:32Dull boot!
07:33Dull boot!
07:34Dull boot!
07:35Dull boot!
07:50Dull boot!
07:57Well, Lucy, that's gone forever.
08:02Lucy?
08:06Nope.
08:07Just a cow poop.
08:15Oh, no.
08:19Hey, I'm sorry about before.
08:21We could maybe play a game now, me-my-moo.
08:25Uh, can I interest you in a long-distance me-my-moo?
08:30What does that mean?
08:32Tim, why are you doing that weird face?
08:34Because I left the gate open and Lucy got out.
08:38Tim, what have Mum and Dad told you about that gate?
08:40Well, technically they never said don't leave the gate open if you're chasing a balloon.
08:45Balloon? What are you on about?
08:47I got you a birthday balloon.
08:49It's got a baboon on it.
08:51It's a baboon balloon.
08:52A baboon.
08:57Well, I guess you can't have gone too far.
09:06I can't see anything but clouds.
09:08Dull boot!
09:10You've lifted me too high, you fool!
09:12Ugh!
09:13Ah!
09:14Ah!
09:16Oh!
09:17Oh!
09:18I'm going to feel that tomorrow.
09:19And other tomorrows.
09:24Well, this isn't much better.
09:27All I can see is trees and...
09:29Oh, that jelly!
09:31Is that you?
09:33Having a peek, I see.
09:35Ugh, that guy's weird.
09:38This is useless.
09:40Time for plan B.
09:43Oh, maybe we should play me and my moo to find her.
09:46Fine.
09:47Yes.
09:49Me, my, moo.
09:52Moo!
09:56What?
09:57How did she get so far away so quickly?
10:01Cow's deceptively speedy.
10:05Look at that.
10:06You never cease to amaze me.
10:08Should I get the kids to come see?
10:09No.
10:10Leave them to play outside.
10:12Plus, I call it the alone together.
10:14It's an isolation pod.
10:16For two.
10:18Lovely.
10:19At first, I thought it was an old portable toilet.
10:23Oh, right.
10:23That's exactly what it is.
10:26Once inside, that smell will fade eventually.
10:28We'll experience complete seclusion from the outside world.
10:32Alone with our thoughts, dreams and feelings.
10:36Together.
10:37Won't you join me?
10:39Oh, look at that.
10:41So cozy.
10:43And once I've finished the internal lock system, we can give it a whirl.
10:46Oh, look, it's Fluffy Bum.
10:53So, for clarity, still working on the internal lock system?
10:57Yep.
10:58So we're locked in.
10:59Fraser.
11:00Got it.
11:01I don't know why we didn't just do this in the first place.
11:06Okay, magic bowl thingy.
11:08Show me children for soup in my area.
11:13Nothing, nothing, nothing.
11:16Oh, I didn't know we had a Bumbley Burger nearby.
11:18Come on, come on.
11:20Where are the children?
11:22Surely they haven't all been eaten already.
11:25Well, would you look at that?
11:29Seems we have a couple of kiddies just beyond the dark forest.
11:33I've never been there.
11:34Oh, I hear it's just lovely.
12:05I must destroy it sometime.
12:07Oh, the dark forest sounds perfect for children.
12:11Those who enter never return.
12:14Um, sir, we're not going into the dark forest.
12:45We're just looking for our cow.
13:02Okay, two carrots, finely chopped.
13:12This is so boring.
13:14I'm a witch, not a greasy kitchen hand.
13:17I'll just wait for Dullboot to get home.
13:20He loves mundane grunt work.
13:26Lucy!
13:32I can see her!
13:34Lucy!
13:40Lucy, I can't believe you opened the gate all on your own and escaped.
13:45So naughty.
13:46Yeah, they're not going to buy that.
13:48Tim, wait, look.
13:50I think that's the dark forest.
13:54Whoa, let's go check it out.
13:56No, no, no.
13:57You heard what that weird old man said about that place.
13:59We need to call Lucy over to us.
14:03Lucy!
14:16I'll be fine.
14:17You have to think about these things, Tim.
14:19Oh, I'm thinking.
14:20Thinking about jumping his face.
14:21Sometimes I wish you'd just grow up.
14:24Well, I wish you'd grow down.
14:25That doesn't even make sense.
14:27Yes, it does.
14:27Yeah, if you've got a silly brain.
14:29Says you!
14:30Yeah, exactly.
14:30I said it.
14:31And it sounded dumb.
14:33You're so frustrating sometimes.
14:36Okay.
14:37Now, what does that weird face mean?
14:40Gi-gi-gi-giant hand!
14:42What?
14:43Her giant hand just lured Lucy into the forest.
14:46Yeah, they're not going to buy that.
14:49Oh, we can maybe pick some flowers to entice Lucy over.
14:52No, Lucy's gone.
14:55Great, we've lost her again.
14:57She's gone into the forest.
14:59What do we do?
15:00We go on an adventure to rescue Lucy from that giant monster, that's what.
15:04Tim, there's no such thing as a giant monster.
15:16Where is that giant buffoon?
15:20Yeah, I'm just going to have a cup of tea without him.
15:24Ning-nang-nilly, tea cup-nilly.
15:28Stinky-poo, stupid, faulty magic.
15:32That was the last of Nana Jelly's good china.
15:34It's a good thing she's dead, boo-hoo.
15:43Oh, I'm bored.
15:44Hurry up, dull boot.
15:46How long does it take to nab a couple of kids and throw them in a sack?
15:52Oh, he's homey.
15:54He's home.
15:57Okay.
15:58Bear Jelly, keep it cool.
15:59Don't want him to think he's the bee's knees.
16:05And what time do you call this?
16:07Who's the bee's knees?
16:08Oh, I forgot his ears are giant, too.
16:11I said bee's knees.
16:12I thought I heard a bee's knees.
16:14Oh, right, well, yeah, it is elegy season, yeah, yeah.
16:17Ain't that the truth?
16:21Enough chit-chat.
16:22Where are those grubby little children?
16:25Oh, they tried to fool me,
16:27but I could see through their cunning disguise.
16:31I know a couple of kids in a horse costume when I see it.
16:38Do you?
16:39You know it when you see it, do you?
16:42This is not a couple of kids in a horse costume.
16:46This is a couple of kids in a cow costume.
16:50You feeble-faced fool.
16:54And I'm going to rip them out of there.
16:58Oh, for that.
16:59Oh.
17:01Hmm.
17:02Huh.
17:03There must be a zip somewhere.
17:05Ready or not, here I...
17:10Dull boot!
17:11This is a real cow.
17:14Good thing you didn't try the, um...
17:16The other end, then.
17:18To restore my powers, I need boy-girl soup.
17:20To make boy-girl soup, I need children.
17:23And you brought me a filthy old cow!
17:29Tim, stop touching everything.
17:31Uh, how can I not touch this thing?
17:40I see that.
17:41I heard my tongue out.
17:42I tasted it.
17:43What if it was poisonous?
17:46Nah.
17:47Nah, not poisonous.
17:48Just gross.
17:51Come on, Rose.
17:52Lucy's tracks go this way.
17:58Whoa.
18:06Do you think we could grow some of these glowy mushrooms at home?
18:09Uh, I doubt it.
18:11Looks like they need very specific conditions.
18:15Under my bed is pretty dark and gross and damp and awesome.
18:19Yeah, that's why I don't play hide-and-seek anymore.
18:22I know.
18:25Hey, maybe once we get Lucy,
18:27you can choose a weird glowy mushroom
18:29and we can see if it will grow in your gross slimy underbed garden.
18:32How about that?
18:34I want a pink one!
18:38Whoa!
18:41You have to try this.
18:56Uh, that one's out of tune.
18:58Oh, that one's out of tune.
19:14Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, this can't be happening, no, no.
19:16What?
19:16The tracks.
19:18The tracks.
19:18Where are the tracks?
19:19Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
19:20Rose, I don't think we came this way.
19:23Rose!
19:25Oh, we don't know where she went.
19:33And it goes on forever.
19:35And it goes on forever.
19:35She could be anywhere.
19:38Maybe if we go back, we can retrace our steps.
19:40Maybe if we had been concentrating rather than mucking around, we wouldn't be lost.
19:47Hey, no, I'm sorry.
19:49This is my fault.
19:50I'm...
19:50I'm supposed to be the responsible one.
19:57You don't have to be.
19:58You're still a kid.
20:03Stop touching the mushrooms, Tim.
20:06I did not touch anything.
20:10We have to move.
20:13See?
20:14I told you that was a giant monster.
20:16Tim, we have to move.
20:18The tree.
20:19We need to get up as high as we can.
20:21I can't climb that.
20:22Yes, you can.
20:23You're the best tree climber, I know.
20:25Oh, yeah.
20:26Mrs. Vance's tree.
20:27You were always better at getting to the top than me.
20:41Come on.
20:43Come on.
20:46Hey.
20:48I've got you.
20:55Whoa.
20:57Where are we, Rose?
21:00I don't know, Tim.
21:03I really don't know.
21:06Good intellectual Gold.
21:07Where are we, Rose?
21:13I don't know, Tim.
21:14I don't know, I don't know.
21:17Who's going home for him?
21:18I don't know.
21:21I really don't know.
21:21But I know I don't know.
21:25Oh, boy.
21:25I don't know.
21:28I don't know.
21:30I don't know.
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