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Jupiter Moon is a science fiction soap opera television series first broadcast by British Satellite Broadcasting's Galaxy channel in 1990. 150 episodes were commissioned and made, but only the first 108 were broadcast before the closure of BSB. Episodes 109–150 were first shown in the UK on the Sci Fi Channel in 1996.

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00:01So, can you do it?
00:02Yes, I can do it, Anna, but are you really sure you want me to?
00:05How much?
00:06Is it wise, Anna? Is it sensible?
00:11What do you care?
00:12I'm just thinking, is it the right thing to do?
00:14The right thing to do, Daniel.
00:17You are talking to me about doing the right thing.
00:21Ever since I've known you, you've lied, cheated and stolen.
00:24And now you're questioning my moral judgement?
00:28Yes.
00:29No, it's not the right thing to do, but I don't care anymore.
00:33So how much, Daniel, to get the job done?
00:39500 eqs.
00:41That's funny.
00:43What is?
00:43That it should cost exactly 500 eqs.
00:47Well, you see, the cost of materials has skyrocketed and, um...
00:51You really need the whole 500?
00:53I think so.
00:55I'll see what I can do.
00:56In advance?
00:57Of course.
00:57Well, it's a deal then.
00:59Well, it's a deal then.
01:27Well, it's a deal then.
01:27Well, it's not a deal.
01:40Well, it's a deal.
01:43But it's a deal.
01:50Well, I don't know, it's a deal.
01:56Well, it's a deal.
01:57Well, I think so.
01:57Well, it's a deal.
01:57tests completed. there you are. the first laser bed in the system. see if it
02:04works. wake up Thinbo you're out of position. how did you do that? wake up
02:11Thinbo you're out of position. Petra terminate grid. I thought you'd like to
02:15hear a friendly voice. and does it say anything else? we'll have to wait and see.
02:19there aren't many women who get to lock their boyfriends into an interactive
02:22laser feedback chastity belt. no that is true. get a good night's sleep. I want the
02:29Europa flyby options done tomorrow and I mean tomorrow. okay. aye aye captain.
02:33Petra activate grid. good night.
02:39Elliot was never like that.
02:47what are you?
02:54Daniel Wetherby. what? oh Melody sorry. what's wrong? she kicked. who did? the baby. she just kicked me awake.
03:04oh fine trippy. oh I didn't wake you up did I? no of course not. it's only quarter past 12.
03:10good. where are you then? I'm in the study lab doing some work. oh she just did it again.
03:15well don't let her keep you up all night. you need your sleep. tell that to the baby.
03:19all right. put the order sec on your tummy.
03:22no. you suggested it. all right hold on one minute. hold on. okay. is it there? yeah.
03:31attention baby this is your daddy speaking. in the interests of better parent-child
03:36relations. I suggest you please refrain from kicking your mummy. it's not wise to
03:41tamper with your life support system. Melody for God's sake. hey who are you calling a
03:47life support system? well if it's gonna survive out here it's gonna know about that sort of
03:51thing. will you please go to sleep? Daniel I wish you'd stop calling it it. what would
03:56you prefer? Clytemnestra? Fifi? Terry? has baby Floella stopped kicking yet? yeah I think so.
04:06we're gonna go back to sleep. it's always the way isn't it? the mother's there for
04:11the love and attention and the father just has to come in for the discipline every
04:14so often. anytime you want to carry this baby around Daniel you're welcome to it.
04:19it can't be that heavy. you don't know the half of it. I'll see you tomorrow.
04:24night Melody. have you done it yet? do you know how many meters of piping there are on your ship?
04:34Tim it's a shower outlet. it can't be that hard to find. it's not the hardware. well
04:37the control software is older than the pipes which I might add is older than I am. I mean
04:41what do you want with a girl's shower anyway? you don't need to know that. this hasn't got
04:45nothing to do with Fiona has it. it's her shower. you're helping Anna Bagani aren't you? I never
04:52reveal my client's personal identity. professional ethics. I'm not getting
04:56involved with Fiona and Anna all right? fine don't do it. don't worry. please. how's Charles?
05:05she's fine. oh good. I'm so pleased. we used to have hamsters at school you know. sweet little
05:11creatures. in one of those cages with those wheel things you know. funny thing about hamsters they
05:17die of fright ever so easily. their poor little hearts can't take the strain you see. one of the
05:34that is a donor. you wouldn't do that. wouldn't do what? you wouldn't do that to Charles. Tim what possible
05:40reason would I have to scare poor Charles to death except as some scientific experiment?
05:48okay I'll do it. that would be nice. this is ruby kumara saying hi to all those of you wide
05:57awake and
05:57nocturnal tonight. the time is coming up to three in the morning so all you insomniacs give up trying
06:04to sleep. lie back and let old ruby soothe your troubled brow. call for professor brellan. who is it? it's
06:14me
06:14Proznoff. this time? you know us astronomers we never sleep. besides i've got a surprise. can you see
06:22your monitor? oh wait. okay. dear god. as you see the spectra of the reflected light is indicating oxygen
06:40and nitrogen. in large quantities. which one is it? ariel 9. if it is an ocean can i name it?
06:48no you
06:48bloody well can't. i've got plans for that planet and that ocean. it's not conclusive. ah well what do
06:54we do now? get more spectra. right. top priority. ocean Charles. the first ocean anywhere but on earth.
07:01yeah well let's hope. and Proznoff. no one outside evilness hears about this. no one. i'll let you
07:08get back to sleep. how can i sleep now?
07:19don't bother me. it's not working. what again? i've got pixie's going to hear about this.
07:24it's funny. no it's not working anna. oh hi anna. i'll try coming fine.
07:31i slept very well thank you anna. how about you? she'll come round. well i've tried being nice.
07:35well what more can i do? don't worry about it. she's basically a very forgiving person.
07:41the thing woke me up 14 times last night. oh dear. what does christoph say? he says eventually
07:52i'll obey its orders without waking up. well that's got possibilities.
07:59come on.
08:07hold the lift. hold.
08:12how are the eyes? much better. thank you. good. good. you're cheery. am i? yes i suppose i am. i've
08:30the floor exercises fiona. oh now i know. open. good morning. i'm the plumber. i've come to fix your shower.
08:45look. i just want to know if there's anything serious between our captain and her first officer.
08:50well i did try to tell you. yeah. assuming that was just part of your usual frivolity.
08:54well let's just carry on assuming that then shall we? rebecca. look. natasha's an affectionate
09:00person. you know these austro-europeans. it's cultural. that was not a cultural. listen you sound
09:05like an old woman. anyway what makes you think i know? rebecca. all right. but it'll cost you. what?
09:14a bottle of brandy. glass of brandy. large one. in the club tonight. all right. well i don't know if
09:19it's
09:19true but this is what i've heard. what? captain kavitsky is completely smitten with finbo. she is?
09:26mm-hmm. but finbo is playing hard to get. finbo lewis is playing hard to get? yep. hard to get?
09:34every dog has
09:35his day. the parameters you have set are not consistent with the equation. readjust for charm
09:43value range zero plus one. plot that and display.
09:53anna? daniel? it's all set. good. it's 500 ecs please.
10:00when does it happen? well that's up to fiona. yeah but what if it doesn't work? 500 ecs anna and
10:07it will
10:07work beautifully. thank you so much. i'm not a rich person. i don't have money to throw around.
10:18revenge is a rich girl's hobby anna. you should have realized that before you started.
10:29timmy? what are you and daniel up to? what timmy? oh nothing. you're together all the time. furtive
10:37little conversations. late night meetings in the study lab. and don't deny it because jenny saw you.
10:41well? well what? come on tim. you can tell me. i'm not going to be angry. but i do know
10:47that you're
10:47up to something. look do you really want to know? it's a scheme to get cheap earth cores using the
10:53housekeeping channels on commsat 16. well you'll get caught. no you won't. tim they'll know it's you.
10:59they always know it's you. every time anybody nicks hamsters or criminalizes computers who does the
11:05finger pointer. exactly. tim shaw again. oh tim will you never learn?
11:32open. ah hello professor. i am just not going to put up with it. how many this time? one just
11:38one
11:39a solitary student? who was it? sarah robbins. oh well that's an improvement. at least you're
11:44getting a higher class of solitary student. i'm glad you think it's funny. i'd put a lot of effort
11:48into these lectures. i'd appreciate it if the odd student would put in an appearance. okay do you
11:52want me to chase them up? oh i've already done that. and where were they all? i can see you're
11:56dying to
11:57tell me. so many excuses. i had to take notes. anna beghani spent the entire period transmitting her
12:04latest super string theory to her tutor at the academy francais. well that's a fairly valid
12:08explanation. if the theory's any good. it's up to her usual standard. we'll find out in about 20 years.
12:13look she must have had to book that call in advance. you can hardly blame her missing the
12:16lecture for that. well anna beghani aside gabriella tansy wasn't even on the ship. she was down on
12:23callisto with the eva explorers club doing whatever it is the eva explorers club does. tim shaw said and i
12:30quote what lecture. but for the pièce de résistance fiona mcbride was at a college council meeting. i'll
12:38have a word with her. a college council meeting for god's sake. i could understand it if you'd
12:44miss the lecture to go shopping or canoodle with her boyfriend. but for a council meeting. all right
12:49professor you've made your point. i haven't even begun to make my point yet. i got petra to cross
12:54reference all their attendance records. the first years are missing 40 percent of their lectures. 40
12:59percent. well perhaps they find the lectures just a little bit boring. pardon. not yours of course.
13:04that's exactly the attitude i've expected from you. look don't you try and pin the blame on me.
13:08you know you've got a nerve. since when did you give an ecu about this college? you have continually
13:13made it perfectly clear you think it's nothing but a drain of resources on your precious dedalus. so
13:17then why am i giving six lectures a week? you're only lecturing yourself to avoid distracting your
13:21research staff. that's not true. you said it yourself. a joke. a joke? you wouldn't know a joke if it
13:26fell down
13:27from heaven and kicked you. it's all right. no actually it's not all right. we haven't had a
13:31proper principle since paul. since paul. look i'm not an educator. my job is dealing with the food
13:38the accommodation and incipient space confinement syndrome. it would really help me if instead of
13:44continually denigrating the college you showed some commitment to it and put in the proper quota
13:49of academic staff. i'm here aren't i? that's not enough. it's just not enough professor.
13:57it's 1200 hours and that was the news. read by me will be camara. callisto's answer to the sirens of
14:04titan. now for what you get if you ask for the galaxy's number one hit. africa. hi. hey brannan's
14:14looking for you. is he? why? he wants to talk to you about the lecture on the supernova remnant
14:19interactions of the interstellar medium. oh my god. can i borrow your notes? oh yeah. here you go.
14:26everything you never wanted to know about the crab nebula. oh you may as well give a copy to anna
14:30as
14:30well. can't. she's still not talking to me. oh some people get all the luck. hey fee what are you
14:35doing
14:36tonight? what are you doing tonight? fancy going down stardust? yeah okay. it's well going. yeah it's
14:40her idea. she wants to get on down a bit before she starts to waddle. that'll be brilliant for you.
14:49your funeral fiona. olga could sense the man behind her even before she heard the sound of his breathing
14:57on the still moist night air. still moist night air? that's what it says here. i can write better than
15:03that.
15:03petra can write better than that. do you wish to hear the rest of this or not? not. how many
15:09olga books
15:10are there? this is number 26. well it had every one. every one. you're in the wrong business. you
15:17should write a book. me? hmm you could call it confessions of a first officer. i haven't got anything
15:22to confess. we'll have to do something about that. professor brellan calling commsan. petra. captain i need a
15:31favor. yes? can you do a security trace on an auto sec for me? what's the name? theona mcbride.
15:37she's in gantry four cabin one. is there something i should know about professor? no no it's an
15:43educational matter. nothing for you to worry about. you did that very quickly. what? the check? oh.
15:49normally takes petra ages. she's on continuous trace for some reason.
15:55i've got nothing to wear. i wish i could still get into my party gear. why don't you wear melody
16:00soon?
16:06oh it's a set. ignore it. what am i gonna wear? oh it's yours.
16:14miss mcgride. i know you can hear me. i want you in the lecture theater in five minutes.
16:20i told you he was angry. and you miss robbins as well if you please. and miss shaw. that was
16:26miss
16:26shaw wasn't it? that's all for now. and there's a man who thinks he's god. you mean he isn't? it's
16:34a funny
16:35thing. potential. in physical terms potential energy is that force which weights unused to cause a
16:41physical reaction. sorry. welcome. sorry. sorry. potential in a human being is a more difficult matter.
16:50tim shaw for example can demonstrate his abilities simply by
16:54stealing all the echoes from your personal account fund.
16:58anna is busily finding the keys that lock the universe together. we may never know if she's right.
17:04melody shaw, sarah robbins, fiona mcbride all have their individual potential. all of you are different.
17:12and all of you have one thing in common. you're out here. let me tell you something.
17:19three o'clock this morning i was woken by a call from the deedless astronomy division on pacify.
17:25what they told me is known to a total of five people. according to a preliminary analysis
17:31we think that one of the planets in the parkinson star system may have an atmosphere. we know there
17:38is carbon dioxide and argon. we have now identified nitrogen and oxygen. you mean an earth-like atmosphere?
17:44possibly. and listen to this. we think there may be water present in large quantities. we think
17:51it may be a planet with an ocean. can i call gabby? why?
17:54you cannot. i'll tell the intrepidness tamsin. oh, passing size and mass? we don't know yet. we need
17:59more spectre from the limb of the planet that's edged onto the sun. will this be a deedless prime
18:03target? what do you think? do you think that there will be life? it has to be. oxygen atmosphere.
18:09something has to synthesize the oxygen. chlorophyll or an analogue of some kind. i don't know. biology 567b.
18:17right then so here is your next assignment. i want each of you to do a feasibility study on a
18:22projected deedless flyby. just a flyby? we've got to land. can you do navigation parameters, tim? yeah,
18:28if melody can do the math. don't you think it's just a bit advanced? they don't think so. motivation
18:35is easy once you know where to push. you're too devious to me. i shall take that as a compliment.
18:43disengage
18:43centaur. see you later. where's the next one? 1930. let's make sure we're on it. can drum and babysit
18:50again? daniel's going to. how did you get him to agree to that? he volunteered. you know he's put in
18:56for a graduate commission. daniel wetherby? space command? well i suppose he had to grow up sometime.
19:05large brandy, wasn't it? um no. i'll have a space driver. what's in that? moonshine and orange
19:11concentrate. and diluted? alcohol and vitamin c. it's a powerful restorative. your stomach.
19:20you know i was impressed. yeah i rather surprised myself. you're still a megalomaniac though. part of
19:27the job description. behind every great human endeavor there's been somebody like me. well you
19:46you ever thought of signing up for deedless? me? what would i do? do you do here more of that?
19:53ah yes but here i can still go down to the local stardust and get smashed. on deedless i'd be
19:58stuck
19:59with you for 12 years. 12.5 years. but only 8.7 years subjective time. administrators are too
20:06an ecu around here. yes but you're all good at it. you're only saying that because you're in a good
20:11mood. in the morning you'll come to your senses and despise me again. now if you get any problems get
20:17in contact with commander drummond lab 9. relax finbo. i've done this before remember? we got him there. oh
20:23it's um it's just a project i'm working on. yes well keep your eye on the traffic monitor schedule
20:28flight screen two. when will you be back? last shuttle. oh well have a nice time.
20:37petra get me tim sure. okay tim i'm in position. you better hurry tim she's going into cabin one.
20:46are you sure daniel's fix this shower? i don't know i haven't tried it yet. oh can i go first
20:50i'm
20:51desperate. go on there. i'll get changed. okay she's going into the shower. are you ready tim? now wait
21:01until the water's running. okay the shower is on. i repeat the shower is on. now? give her time to
21:10get in.
21:15go for it.
21:35go for it.
21:36go for it. how's mercedes? come on charles. she doesn't call me. what not once? once.
21:46she says she wants time to think. well that's all right then. really think that?
21:51not everyone's as decisive as you are. and not everything in life works out just the way we want it.
22:02hello? bex. i think you better get to the common room. i think there's going to be a murder.
22:09that was the best paper ever. so i showed him my paper. i'm super string three. you've read that one
22:13ever.
22:14it's meant to be one of the best papers ever.
22:16i asked. said so. i don't like to boast. but you know how it is.
22:22anna!
22:23come in! you kids! look what you've done!
22:27come in! and you tell me what you've done!
22:30You haven't been to you!
22:34Yes!
22:38Yes!
22:40Yes!
22:41Yes!
22:42Yes!
22:42Yes!
22:42Yes!
22:42Yes!
22:43Yes!
22:44Yes!
22:44Yes!
22:44Yes!
22:45Yes!
22:46It's my bribe!
22:49Whatever have you done to your head?
22:58Do you realise I should have been out boogieing tonight?
23:03This is much more restful.
23:09Daniel?
23:09Hmm?
23:11How much did Dana pay you?
23:13500 air cues.
23:16What are you planning to do with the money?
23:17Oh, it's all in the baby fund.
23:21Daniel?
23:21Hmm?
23:23Give the money back.
23:24What?
23:25Daniel!
23:27Yes, Melody.
23:29Oh.
23:30And Daniel?
23:32Yes?
23:34Stop bullying my brother.
23:39Yes, Melody.
23:52Of course!
23:53Yeah.
23:53You got bit of help.
23:57I'm going.
24:03Yeah, I'm going.
24:08You know, man?
24:10You know, exactly.
24:20Did I pray to you?
24:21Will see you....

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