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00:04is she dancing in what world does that look like dancing thrash metal operative dance it's all in
00:10the arms i had a brief spell at ballet school when i was nine so is she getting binned nah
00:15danny's
00:16doing the binning what is she been in jack my fiance the day before the big day so the wedding's
00:22off
00:22i was gonna wear a hat the helmet doesn't count mate what did he do oh it's not for us
00:28to say he
00:29sent dick pics afia is that bad to her mum she was basically engaged to a cyber flusher which is
00:34two
00:35years minimum should we do something it looks like she's got it out of her system oh maybe not
01:07what are you doing bob i'm giving this to melanie well she's not there
01:11well where is she up my back bottom how the hell should i know what am i meant to do
01:15with this
01:15we'll just leave it for her she always takes it from me and then gives me a chocolate finger to
01:21have with my morning coffee jesus she's probably just on the loo she always lets me know when she's
01:26leaving her desk maybe she's hiding from you well why would she hide from me why wouldn't she i wish
01:31i could melanie melanie oh good sir i just wanted to have quick work with you about tomorrow oh yes
01:41getting the venetian crystal chandeliers with him exciting times yeah no no about a rendezvous rendezvous
01:48i'm a married man julie no with paul huggins oh oh good for you don't put out on the first
01:54date
01:55unless he buys you pudding
01:59oh melanie melanie thank god you're here
02:02he just can't live without you cunningham no bob he goes all limp when you're not there to wipe his
02:08ass he's a useless lump of jelly more so than usual i mean just sort it out for fuck's sake
02:15oh yes i will be the ice cream for that jelly
02:26i'm sorry i heard great now everyone knows that my fiance sent his penis to my mother well i didn't
02:33hear
02:33that my fiance ex-fiance you're loving this aren't you no i'm not you've always been like
02:40auntie jack he's auntie jack it's just one big joke to you isn't it but for me it's the end
02:46of my life
02:47as we know it come on it'll be all right you know what's the punch line there is no punch
02:54line
02:54i don't feel right about this with what with you being so straight look just because i've got my arm
03:01around you doesn't mean i'm not gay are you guy i don't think so but that's not what this arm's
03:05about this is a a consoling arm consoling arm yeah do you feel like consoled at all a bit well
03:14there
03:14you go all the wedding's paid for now i won't get any refunds nightmare alas could you find another
03:24fiance another fiance yeah could you find another one a fiance yeah takes ages does it wouldn't know
03:35well it does
03:41that's fine that's fine
03:49i'm here sir always here
03:53melanie it's melanie um the dna results you asked for right well thank you melanie
04:13it's negative negative no no no no no no no no no no no it's it um it can't really
04:27can't really
04:28explain what i'm feeling that's just you don't need to sir i know i've been awol for a while but
04:36it was a mere trifle he's an oaf i just really really wanted to have a child child
04:44an actual child well i've only had a whisper of the perimenopause and i'll google i'll google
04:59see how bad it is do you have the test results back sir i do i do are they that
05:07bad yeah bad very
05:08bad so you get your hopes up you see when the results don't go your way you realize that you
05:15should never have even dreamed that things would work out if you had a if you had a womb it
05:21would
05:21ache i do and it does relax don't panic relax we are relaxed it's back on um it was the
05:29best man
05:29he was using jack's phone he was off his face on the stag day last night and jack didn't remember
05:33a thing about it oh how convenient that's exactly why i had the hen do like two months ago so
05:38that
05:39your chief bridesmaid wouldn't send your fanny pics to jack's dad okay not exactly well it's all this
05:44noise we can get married tomorrow well can we no me and jack the wedding's back on and you can
05:51all come because um there'll probably be a few no-shows what with the whole texting thing surely not
05:55all the test results can be bad sir what oh these results no you all passed you know flying colors
06:02well done everybody well my color's flying no yours were an absolute shitshow
06:12chips please auntie nooch
06:13shit sorry chips please whoever you are i'll keep it together paul today of all days of course
06:20wait why today of all days what's the deal going down tomorrow so tomorrow of all days is really when
06:25i
06:25should keep it all together you can't give it your best paul lee you've been picked special for this
06:29don't want you thinking no one else wanted it because it's a bit risky i wasn't thinking that
06:33good and this took a meeting of the five families to arrange you know that yeah i know stuff this
06:39is
06:39a big one paul if you can pull it off puts us ahead of them lot when carving up the
06:43territory
06:44now big arts dead because dead yeah liver disease oh god we did eat a lot of liver so if
06:51we can pass
06:52his shipment off onto one of them really heavy duty players we're golden you can do it paul and if
06:58not well you'll have had your chips but i haven't had my chips
07:10what the hell is that what's that clucking noise
07:16it's my grief chicken i'm going to release it to unburden myself of all my sorrows
07:21it's only a job bob it's not about the job i have lost a son thing else
07:26i released one when the queen passed very patriotic shouldn't it be a dove or something
07:32do you know how hard it is to get hold of a dove a balloon i couldn't find one and
07:36yet
07:36you could find a chicken firearms up at the range have got them they wouldn't tell me why
07:48goodbye my son that never was
08:08great you got my text oh what well you've gone dull again nice oh no we'll we can work on
08:16that
08:16later look there's something i wanted to say yeah but something i want to say as well it's over
08:21me did you just ask me to marry you what no of course not i was saying
08:28harry hairy knee hairy knee yeah got a super hairy knee you're just the one yep the other one
08:35smooth weird eh so you didn't just say marry me no no of course not that would that would be
08:40stupid
08:40look it's clear that whatever has happened between us i've taken my eye off his ball and put it on
08:46your
08:46ball right and now i'm taking it off your ball and putting it back on his so we're over no
08:51hard feelings
08:52well actually some what are you hiding behind your back nothing nothing right well thank you for your
09:04service you are released i'll sign the relevant forms good luck with the knee oh bollocks
09:15you need to help me i've just swallowed my nan's engagement ring and i don't know what to do
09:20can't you just shit it out i'm not shitting out my dead grandmother's ring show some respect
09:31what what's the matter with you you look like an angry turtle i've just got this from melanie
09:36it is from divisional hq excellent no not excellent why what does it say we'd like to apologize for
09:43being unable to appoint a new head of training we'll come to a decision shortly and we'll be in touch
09:49by the end of the week no but cunningham is head of training well apparently not no but i've seen
09:54him with my own eyes yes but he's an imposter well no it's definitely him well yes of course it's
10:00him
10:00but he is here illegitimately he's a bastard well he certainly bloody is here under false pretenses and
10:05slashing our budget while he lives in the lap of luxury exactly oh you know what i think we need
10:12to
10:12give our chief super his marching orders yes yes he better look out because i'm gonna give him a
10:18piece of my mind careful bob i haven't got a lot to spare yeah no what
10:25bugger he's not here or is he yes no not at all i'm sure chief superintendent cunningham will be most
10:30relieved ah what was that many news for the tough banana for the big enchilada well we did have an
10:36email that caused some confusion about your position sir but divisional hq have just called
10:40to say that it was meant for southward college ah totally obvious it was an error we already have
10:45a wonderful yet humble head of training oh well thank you i'd like to think that i have a special
10:49report with the staff so appreciate that whatever your name is melanie sir i just can't stand shitty
10:53admin i expect more from hq no no melanie no harm done excuse me no i will not excuse you
11:01fuck face are you talking to me of course i'm talking to you you mad wanker bob the job's yours
11:06julie's lost the plot no actually you've lost the plot because you're a big git a titty git
11:14you're a shitty shitty bumhole don't poke me i'm ordering you to stop poking me oh you're ordering
11:21him are you what in your capacity is head of training at this college yes you are pathetic
11:26he is head of training there was a mistake they called the wrong college pathetic in a good way
11:31sir obviously well i actually you're not a real person you're an imposter wigs oh dear my scissors
11:39seem to have slipped what bob stay goodness gracious just like to point out sir i was doing a two
11:47-minute
11:47insult your boss for charity i have no idea what bob's doing oh right paul we need a mission recap
12:12this little family escapade tomorrow involves you getting a huge wad of cash from an unidentified
12:18bastard in return for a shipment of goods okay now just stop me if it's getting too complicated stop
12:24what what was difficult about that what old stop what well it's too late for that paul you are our
12:28man on the inside and i use the term man incredibly loosely now it's really important that we get a
12:34name
12:34okay so i've got you a hidden mic here it's not very well hidden well no it's not hidden now
12:41you're
12:41going to hide it okay if that fails we need you to be able to identify said man so you
12:48know the game
12:48guess who oh yeah yeah a little bit like that nice i'll ask them like do you wear a hat
12:52have you got a
12:53mustache things like that yeah or just look at him paul oh yeah all right
12:59well as impressive as it was to see bob's bottom yes i thought so i'm afraid there will be
13:04consequences i'm gonna have to find him what sort of fine uh a kidney a kidney no no what's that
13:09other thing a kiss pardon yeah a single kiss should suffice on the cheek what about the job the
13:15redundancy oh yes i'll be letting him go but congratulations to julie on the new role of
13:19training czar yes i see but that does mean that her first job as training czar would be to hire
13:25someone to be her co-training czar oh good point possibly a diversity hires or someone old male white
13:32i think bob's available bob of course why didn't i think of bob he's hired off you go draw up
13:39a contract
13:39for bob at 10 percent increase on wages but not for julie no no she kept her job while bob
13:44lost his
13:44he had an uncertain future exactly sam yes none of us knew what was to become of him not even
13:49me
13:50and i can see very far into the future where i have robot arms and a robot retractable penis
13:56i'll go and tell them the good news no no no let's keep them in suspenders for one last pole
14:02dance
14:02oh yes here we go cluckson line it up and oh all in one all right back see you tomorrow
14:14at the wedding so what was that for because because
14:29because i needed to be sure to know you know and before i um sorry before you to confirm that
14:37marion that is right um it was playing on my mind i don't want it playing on my mind i
14:43want it out
14:43of my mind so i kissed someone right and now it worked i know i'm doing the right thing did
14:50the right
14:51thing so it's completely out of my mind completely totally utterly so there that's that done
15:06what did you do that for because someone was caught off guard of the first case and because
15:12someone wanted to give it their best shot and because maybe it should play in your mind i don't
15:18know but i think that one has a better chance oh crikey
15:38that's the last of the boxes unloaded those are the kosher samples for paulie where the
15:43fuck is he he's got one minute otherwise the whole deal's a spam pancake relax oh i'm here jesus what's
15:50what's that what's what that the outfit oh these it's me on the mouse i can see you're a bleeding
15:57mouse make myself unrecognizable you said you're recognizable as a dick though bruv these are the
16:02ones they've got to look at you know so he doesn't have to waste any time going through all them
16:06boxes
16:07get going don't do nothing stupid okay okay i know double negative
16:20hey this is jack i'm not around at the moment obviously leave me a message
16:25where are you i'm here outside a massive church in a massive white dress and you're not here
16:31where are you against what is your position over standing up no where are you inside the building
16:38okay i'm in a van around the corner should anything go tits up now don't speak to me from now
16:44on
16:45okay oh and remember i need a name what's wrong with julie his name oh okay got it
16:51the shitty hell yeah i know it's my day off but i've done the laundry and i thought i'd just
16:59pop by and
16:59see how the secret op's going jesus christ get out of sight get in get in okay i've brought some
17:06donuts oh great good that should help oh i'm sure there are all sorts of reasons people get caught
17:11for you poor circulation thin socks scared that we'll find out it was him who sent those dick pics
17:18so how's it going tense a little bit crowded now oh what now is this a secret op who the
17:25hell told you
17:25bob for fuck's that get in just get in the operative word was secret bob oh down yeah
17:38who's this clown oh hello boys massive boys that's fine enough yep that's so many goods
17:46do you mean this i didn't mean your penis oh phew huggins i need a name julie actually needs a
17:53name
17:53who the fuck is julie good question use your brain for once use your brain for once you've got some
17:57sort of difference no not really but look it's been a lovely deal i'll just let myself you ain't
18:01go out of nowhere get your eyes back over here huggins get his name sorry i've um i've actually
18:07forgotten your name what what was it again rapid bad pit hang on is that one two or two free
18:18it's not rapid i smell a rap oh no definitely a mouse lucky gear i don't know what that means
18:24you think i'm some kind of idiot no i mean oh i don't really know you so you'll never get
18:29a chance
18:29to minute oh really sorry paul you're gonna have to improvise please don't shoot me i'm only a little
18:34mouse huh but look out oh my god it's all kicking off that's the fucking mouse here he is
18:45oh it's you sorry i was in two minds whether to come but then i got really hungry and i
18:49remembered you were getting married and there was going to be food here he's not here what i've
18:53phoned him but oh yeah i wouldn't do that they might they could be poisonous i don't care
19:01there's 247 people in there all right well let's just get out of here then i can't leave it's my
19:06wedding it's gonna be a pretty weird wedding if there's no groom oh i'll marry you then no no i
19:11don't want to be married marry me no oh my god that's like two rejections in the last 15 minutes
19:21we're going to the roof he's going to the room why is he going to the room they're coming after
19:25me i need
19:26the helicopter over righto coming up do do we have a helicopter no of course we don't have a
19:33helicopter he's so high
19:40listen he didn't show off right but also him you didn't show up yeah yeah yeah yeah
19:47him go on
20:25There's no more roof! Over!
20:27We're not in any danger down here though, are we, Huggins? Over.
20:30No, no, you're fine.
20:31I overheard the guy say he's gonna make sure the whole thing blows over.
20:39No, up. Blows up. That was it.
20:42Julie?
20:44So, Bob? Hello?
20:48Oh, my God! Something just blew up!
20:50Well, it's a rough area, Bob. Things explode.
20:53Jesus! You can't even eat a doughnut without getting jammed or...
20:56Fucking hell!
20:58How long have you had a bullet wound in your chest, Bob?
21:00Also, that's what it was. I thought I had heartburn.
21:06They got me in the head.
21:08Julie?
21:09Tell Melanie I...
21:13Oh, it was...
21:18Bob?
21:19Hello?
21:21There must be a dead spot.
21:24Shit!
21:33Well, this is my stop.
21:51No, it is jammed.
21:52Oh.
21:54Oh.
21:55So, it was heartburn after all.
21:58Oh.
21:59So...
22:00Panic over.
22:00Oh.
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