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00:01Tonight on A Hard Quiz
00:31Here's your host, Tom Gleeser
00:34Yes!
00:35Hello!
00:36My undies are on backwards
00:39Welcome to Hard Quiz, these contestants are beach umbrellas
00:42Last one to get blown away will be tonight's Hard Quiz champion
00:45To be part of the show at home, go to the ABC ivy socials
00:50Let's say hello
00:51G'day, see you Matt
00:52Hello Tom
00:53Now, Silence of the Lambs is your expert subject
00:56Yes
00:56Is it a great date movie?
01:00Yeah, I once played it on a first date just to see if the date could put up with my
01:06sense of humour
01:07Oh, oh
01:10It's very dark
01:12The laugh's creeping me out, I'll be honest
01:16So was there a second date?
01:17We dated for two years, but I'm now married
01:19To somebody else
01:21To somebody else?
01:22And that date, the other date is in your freezer
01:27Okay, well I've got to ask if you're a surgeon
01:29Yes
01:30Well I'm just saying you already have experience sowing human flesh
01:38Correct
01:38Yeah, so
01:40Did the movie inspire you to get your job?
01:46No, I think Anthony Hopkins is very inspirational with his acting and if I wasn't doing surgery, like
01:53I said on my application, I would consider doing psychiatry like some of my good friends
01:59Now you work in facial surgery
02:01Have you ever peeled off someone's whole face?
02:05That is one of the approaches that we use to reconstruct the upper part of the face without putting a
02:10scar on their face
02:11Oh
02:11If someone has hair
02:13Okay
02:21Emily
02:22Right
02:22Now you're a fan of Geordie Shore
02:24Yeah
02:24Which is
02:26Which is a reality show about drunk British idiots
02:31So how did you hear about hard quiz?
02:34It doesn't feel like a hard quiz subject
02:36How did you hear about hard quiz or the ABC?
02:42I actually just randomly know a lot about nothing
02:45Now you've completed four university degrees
02:48Sorry
02:48No, no, no, no
02:49I started
02:50You started
02:52Four university degrees
02:59Did all that pesky studying get in the road of watching reality TV?
03:03Yeah, that's probably it
03:04They kept releasing Shore after Shore
03:07I mean, what was I supposed to do?
03:09What's the hex debt for achieving absolutely nothing?
03:14Well, it's zero now, if you must know
03:16Oh, is it?
03:17Yes
03:17Oh, you had to pay it down
03:18Paid it down
03:19Okay, alright
03:20Blake
03:21Tommy
03:21Explain jiu-jitsu to us
03:23Because for me it just looks like slightly aggressive cuddling
03:27Yeah
03:29If a little man like me gets in a fight with a big ugly dude like you
03:33I'll put you to sleep
03:35And you'll wake up without any injuries
03:37Yeah
03:37Just render you unconscious and leave you be
03:40You'd just get tangled in me, would you?
03:42Yeah
03:44In an aggressive way or a loving
03:46That's up to you
03:47Okay
03:50Now you used to be an underground student
03:51Sewer mechanic
03:53Oh, yeah
03:54Is that another way of saying proctologist?
03:58Similar, similar jobs
03:59So you were working down in the sewer pipes?
04:01Yeah
04:01Did you see some turtles down there that taught you jiu-jitsu?
04:04No
04:06People saw a cow down there
04:08Thank you very much
04:12Lindy
04:12Tom
04:12Now your friends talked you into coming on the show
04:15But they thought you were going to come here and talk about caftans, is that right?
04:18That's exactly right
04:19But you are not talking about caftans
04:20What are you talking about?
04:22I'm talking about the Holden Racing Team
04:23Which goes really well with caftans
04:25It's not
04:26So why do you like Holden?
04:28Australian
04:29Yeah
04:30Fast
04:30Red
04:32Loud
04:33Smelly
04:35All of the above
04:36These are a couple of headlights you've collected
04:38Yes
04:39And they've been signed by the drivers
04:40Yes
04:41Were they excited when you asked them to sign your headlights?
04:47No
04:49But I did have a friend who asked me why they sent me one that was broken
04:52Oh
04:53Why didn't they send me a new one?
04:55And I thought I can't dignify that with an answer
04:57It's part of the wreckage isn't it?
04:58That's part of the thrill
04:59Yeah
04:59You don't get the new bits
05:00Now if you ask me to sign your headlights
05:03I just want to say I can't do it
05:06If HR is around
05:10Now here's you and Mark Scaife
05:11He's known for being a bit prickly isn't he?
05:14He could be
05:15He's a lot mellower now apparently
05:16Was he prickly when he met you?
05:19Not at that time no
05:20Is he nice in real life?
05:22Seemed to be yeah
05:22I'm a bit prickly too
05:24But in real life I'm more of an arsehole
05:27Alright let's play
05:28Hard
05:29The expert round
05:31Expert subjects
05:32Win or lose 5 points
05:34Steal and answer
05:35Double points
05:37I'll ask each of you 5 questions on your expert subject
05:39Right you get 5 points
05:40Wrong I will take 5 points from you
05:42The rest of you can steal at any time to get double points
05:44Let's start with Lindy and her expert subject
05:47The Holden Racing Team
05:50Are you revving your engines over there Lindy?
05:53Definitely
05:53Can you show me?
06:00During their 1990 debut season
06:02The Holden Racing Team
06:03Earned their first win as underdogs
06:05In which race?
06:07Lindy?
06:07Bathurst
06:08Correct
06:11Is it true that they won basically
06:13Because all the other cars broke down?
06:15Partly
06:17Because their first win
06:18It was kind of a Bradbury wasn't it?
06:19It definitely was
06:21Because they didn't do much good
06:22For several years after that
06:24Now I've pulled in a favour
06:25To ask this next question
06:27Hi this is Mark Scaife
06:29The Holden Racing Team that I was part of
06:32Was fortunate enough to win
06:335 consecutive Drivers' Championships
06:35And became known for its ruthless dominance
06:38So we ended up copying the nickname
06:40The Evil What?
06:43Linny?
06:44Empire
06:44Correct
06:45I wonder how Scaifey felt about that
06:53The Evil Empire was a bit of an unfair nickname
06:56We were the best in the country at that time
06:58And they were just jealous
07:00You know what that's like Tom?
07:05Shut up Scaifey
07:08Despite Holden falling out with him years earlier
07:11In 1994 the team recruited which legendary driver?
07:14For the Steelers Blake
07:15Craig Lounds
07:16Incorrect
07:17For the Steelers CMX
07:18Peter Brock
07:19Correct
07:20Correct
07:26Driver Craig Lounds received death threats
07:28Over his 2001 defection from HRT
07:31Who's still at CMX?
07:33Ford
07:33Correct
07:35Yeah from HRT
07:37To which rival manufacturer?
07:38Ford is correct
07:41Lindy weren't you a Ford fan
07:43Before you were a Holden fan?
07:44In the last century
07:45When I was a kid
07:46But changed sides
07:48Right what happened?
07:49Got a V8 Tirana
07:55Last question in your set Lindy
07:57Commonly seen on HRT cars and uniforms is an iconic logo
08:01First deal at CMX
08:03A lion
08:04Incorrect
08:05Lindy?
08:06Lion and helmet
08:07Correct
08:10An iconic logo featuring a lion
08:13And what protective equipment?
08:14Helmet is correct
08:15Yeah the lion's got a lot of head injuries by the way
08:19Next set of questions is for Blake
08:21On Brazilian Jiu Jitsu
08:24Brazilian Jiu Jitsu
08:26Emphasises ground combat
08:28And leverage over striking
08:29Developed from Japanese martial arts
08:32And popularised by a Brazilian family
08:33With what surname?
08:35Blake
08:35Gracie
08:36Correct
08:40A Brazilian Jiu Jitsu fighter
08:42Dominated the very first UFC match
08:45Blake
08:46Hoist Gracie
08:48Incorrect
08:49I'll finish the question
08:49A competition conceived as a real live version of which arcade game?
08:54For the steal
08:55Let's see you mate
08:55Tekken
08:57Incorrect
08:57It's wide open
08:59Emily for the steal
09:00Tekken Street Fight
09:03Incorrect
09:07Time's up
09:08Mortal Kombat
09:10Yes
09:11Hoist Gracie won the first Ultimate Fighting Championship
09:14Which exposed BJJ to the world
09:16That's Brazilian Jiu Jitsu
09:18BJJ
09:19Not
09:22Like Mortal Kombat
09:23It's enjoyed by nerds who can't get girlfriends by the way
09:28Disrupting blood flow to an opponent's brain
09:30This choke is named after what geometric shape, Blake?
09:34Triangle
09:36Correct
09:41So to win a BJJ fight
09:42You try to cut off your opponent's blood or airflow
09:44Is that right?
09:45Correct
09:45Like how do you not kill them?
09:48They'll tap out if they're feeling like they're about to go out
09:53But what if they tap out by entering the afterlife?
09:58Hopefully there's a referee there to stop it
10:00One of the highest ranks in BJJ is known as Coral Belt
10:04Based on a resemblance to which animal?
10:07Blake
10:07A snake
10:08Correct
10:12Last question in your set, Blake
10:14Celebrity BJJ fans include podcaster Joe Rogan, comedian Russell Brand
10:19And which director of Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels?
10:22Blake
10:23Guy Ritchie
10:24Correct
10:27Time now for Emily and Geordie Shaw
10:33Name for people from Newcastle-upon-Tyne
10:36Geordie Shaw is the UK version of which MTV reality series from the USA?
10:40Emily
10:41Jersey Shaw
10:42Correct
10:45Charlotte is an original cast member appearing in 14 seasons
10:49And the first time she describes Gaz's penis
10:52Who's the Steelers, Blake?
10:53A parsnip
11:00She describes Gaz's penis, she compares it to what root vegetable?
11:05Parsnip is correct
11:07Which way around?
11:08What have it been going?
11:11Yeah
11:12So do you watch Geordie Shaw too, Blake?
11:14Not anymore
11:18In the first season, most of the cast are in their 20s and in the opening credits, Jay
11:22says, my biggest fear is getting what?
11:25Wrinkles
11:25Correct
11:29Yeah, his biggest fear should be making a tip of himself on global TV
11:33My biggest fear is watching the show
11:37A love triangle develops between Chloe, Abby and newcomer Sam, who joins Emily?
11:42If you're about to ask the season, he joins season 16
11:47Incorrect
11:48I'll finish the question
11:49Who joins the cast after appearing on which other raunchy reality show?
11:54First deal, Blake
11:55Love Island
11:56Correct
11:58Double bounce to you
12:05I didn't think this would happen
12:08I wasn't picturing Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu taking up Geordie Shaw
12:13Last question in your set, Emily
12:15Geordie Shaw stars have launched cosmetics, underwear, memoirs, as well as nutrition and personal training services
12:23With Holly releasing a cover of which song by Khalees?
12:27It's wide open
12:29I don't know this
12:33Time's up, Milkshake
12:36The question could have been, name a song by Khalees
12:44Yeah, Milkshake
12:45And this is going to shock you
12:47It did not chart
12:49Last enemy expert round
12:51It's CMAC and The Silence of the Lambs
12:57In The Silence of the Lambs
12:58Cannibal psychiatrist Hannibal Lecter is interviewed by Clarice Starling
13:02A trainee at which law enforcement agency?
13:05FBI
13:05See you, Matt
13:05FBI
13:06Correct
13:11The film won the big five academy awards including best picture
13:15Despite protests on Oscar night that accused the movie of what?
13:19See you, Matt
13:21Accused the movie of anti-LBG
13:24Like transphobia, essentially
13:27Correct
13:30Yeah, transphobia, homophobia, perpetuating gay stereotypes
13:34Here's to Laura Dern on Oscars night talking about the protest
13:37It's time that films start portraying homosexuality not as sort of some bizarre sickness
13:46And it's just his normalcy
13:47Remember the good old days when celebrities' opinions made a difference?
13:53Hannibal Lecter claims to have eaten the liver of a census taker with fava beans and CMAC
13:58Chianti
13:59Correct
14:01And what Italian wine? Chianti is correct
14:05Do you want to do the creepy slurp?
14:07No
14:08Come on, we're all here
14:09No
14:12Come on
14:14Only if I win
14:18Posters for the film featured Jodie Foster's mouth covered by what insect?
14:22CMAC
14:23Moth
14:23Correct
14:28Last question in your set, CMAC
14:30The title, The Silence of the Lambs, refers to Agent Starling's memory of trying to save a screaming lamb
14:37CMAC
14:38From slaughter
14:40Correct
14:42From what process, slaughter is correct
14:455 for 5
14:51By the way, slaughter is also what happens when you lead through these doors
15:08Marty's got a taste for flesh
15:11Alright, we'll chew through this
15:12So just now let's chew through mine
15:15Tom's round
15:16Tom's subject, multiple choice
15:20This week I've been really getting into spoons
15:23I love spoons
15:24A spoon is the perfect tool to enjoy my three biggest passions
15:27Ice cream, soup and heroin
15:30This round is multiple choice
15:32Select your answers on your screens and press the buzzer to lock in the answer
15:35There is no spoon is an iconic line from which film?
15:39A. 2001 A Space Odyssey
15:40B. The Matrix
15:42C. My Dinner with Andre
15:43D. Inception
15:51The answer is B. The Matrix
15:58Covered in thousands of spoons, this car is in a museum dedicated to which illusionist?
16:03A. Harry Houdini
16:04B. David Copperfield
16:06C. David Blaine
16:07D. Uri Geller
16:10The answer is D. Uri Geller
16:18Created in the 1800s, this type of spoon was specifically designed to do what?
16:23A. Stop your lips going numb eating ice cream
16:26B. Shield a man's moustache from soup
16:28C. Pour exactly one serve of sugar into coffee
16:31D. Evenly distribute tea leaves in a cup of tea
16:35D. The answer is B. Shield a man's moustache from soup
16:45Yeah, moustaches were popular at the time and the soup guard stopped soup getting in there and melting the moustache
16:51wax
16:52Here's how it worked
16:57But yeah, it doesn't even work. Look, he's got it in his moustache
17:02Look at this idiot
17:05Which of these is an example of a spoonerism?
17:08A. Litty-kitter
17:09B. Misunderestimated
17:11C. Deafening silence
17:13D. NASA
17:17The answer is A. Litty-kitter
17:24Yes, phonerism is a phrase where the sounds are swapped like litty-kitter instead of kitty-litter or describing contestants
17:31as shining wits
17:43I'm enjoying the fact that half of you still don't know what happened
17:48Last question in my rounds were double points
17:51Awarding a wooden spoon to someone finishing in last place is a tradition that reportedly originated where?
17:57A. At Cambridge University
17:59B. At the Tour de France
18:01C. At the Olympic Games
18:03D. At the Bocuse d'Or Culinary Competition
18:06E. At the Melbourne Cup
18:08F. At the Cannes Film Festival
18:12The answer is A. At Cambridge University
18:15C. Alright, at the end of my round
18:22Emily, you're at the bottom on minus five
18:24Get over here
18:25C. What do you think happened?
18:33I guess I got too mortal before I came here
18:36Did you really get stuck in? Did you?
18:38Looks like it
18:39Well, you're the first one to leave now
18:41Which means that you've come last
18:42So, Marty?
18:48You ready to go?
18:53There she goes
18:58Alright
18:58It's a people's round
19:00The people's round against the clock
19:03Clap your hair pale
19:04I'm at home
19:05Your time starts
19:06Now
19:06What is the tallest land mammal?
19:09Blake
19:09Giraffe
19:10Yes
19:11Trois is French for what number?
19:13C.A. Matt
19:14Three
19:14Yes
19:15The characters Eevee and Squirtle
19:18Originate from which Japanese?
19:20Pokemon
19:20Yes
19:21Which Japanese franchise?
19:23Pokemon is correct
19:23The Sagrada Familia is a church in which Spanish city?
19:27Blake
19:28Barcelona
19:28Yes
19:29Who is next in line to the British throne after Prince William?
19:33Blake
19:34Prince George
19:35Yes
19:36In photosynthesis
19:37In photosynthesis, plants take in carbon dioxide and release what other gas?
19:41Blake
19:42Oxygen
19:43Yes
19:43Emmeline Pankhurst fought for voting rights for which group of people?
19:48Lindy
19:48Women
19:49Yes
19:50Time's up
19:51Got there just in time
19:54All right at the end of the people's round
19:55Lindy you're at the bottom on 30
19:57Get over here
20:04Maybe you should have gone with board
20:07I'm not that much of a loser
20:11If you had your time again would you do anything differently?
20:14I'd get a few more right answers
20:17All right you ready to drive on out of here?
20:19I am
20:19Out
20:21There she goes
20:26All right
20:26Only to the left
20:28Who's going to be the hard quiz champion?
20:29Blake and Siamak
20:30Get over here because it's time to play hard quiz
20:33Final round
20:33Head to head
20:35Brazilian Jiu Jitsu
20:36Versus Silence of the Lambs
20:39Hard quiz
20:41Now there can only be one hard quiz champion
20:43Who gets to take home the limited edition big brass mug
20:45What will you do with the mug if you win Siamak?
20:47Probably tie some rope around the handle
20:49And put some lotion in it
20:57Sounds a bit off but I like it
20:59What about you Blake?
21:01It looks like a good storage bin for all my gold medals
21:04All my past ones and my future gold medals can all go in there
21:07It's good to have an ambition
21:08Yeah
21:09It's Best of Five penalty shootout style
21:11Harder questions on your expert subjects
21:13So it's Blake's knowledge of Brazilian Jiu Jitsu
21:15Versus Siamak's knowledge of the Silence of the Lambs
21:18Let's play
21:19Hard
21:23I thought you might have a sip of Chianti out of it
21:26And what would that sound like?
21:34I've got a career to build
21:36It's just a disaster
21:37Oh your career's already gone
21:40Forget about it
21:41Now every patient's going to imagine you wearing their face
21:46Blake
21:47The International Brazilian Jiu Jitsu Federation announced in 2022 that prize money and ranking points would be forfeited
21:55If athletes in competition finals committed what act?
22:01Steroid use
22:02Incorrect
22:04The correct answer is closing out
22:08Ah yes
22:09Yeah agreeing not to fight
22:11Teammates
22:12If two team mates get into the finals they agree not to fight
22:16Yes so why is that?
22:17Some team mates are like brothers they don't want to hurt each other
22:20But isn't it also because then you can win the whole competition you can conspire
22:24Yeah
22:25So if you forfeit you can forfeit and then the other one goes through without any effort
22:29Yeah
22:30But it doesn't make for much entertainment
22:32No
22:32No
22:33It's silly
22:40See ya mate
22:41In the Silence of the Lambs
22:43Lecter gives hints using the names Lewis Friend and Hester Moffat
22:48Which Starling decodes as anagrams for iron sulphide and what?
22:58Having a slow think about this one Tom
23:01I do remember it from earlier today
23:03I get it
23:05Um
23:07It's probably going to be easy if you just remember it from the film
23:11Rather than rearrange the letters
23:15We're not trying to do Wordle live here
23:21They're four
23:23That's my answer
23:24It's terrible
23:24Incorrect
23:26The correct answer is the rest of me
23:28The rest of me
23:29Blake
23:30Winning all four major IBJJF
23:33events in a season
23:34In both a weight class and the open weight competition
23:38Is considered a double grand slam
23:41The first adult black belt to achieve it three years in a row
23:45Was which athlete?
23:46Marcelo Garcia
23:49Or Roger Gracie
23:52Or none of the above
24:00Incorrect
24:01The correct answer is Gabby Pesanya
24:05Uh huh
24:06Yeah there's Gabby
24:08She'll cut off the blood supply to your brain in an instant
24:11With ease
24:14See ya Matt
24:15The film won five academy awards
24:17The Oscars it was nominated for and did not win
24:20Were for best film editing
24:22And which other category?
24:25B
24:25Best score
24:28Like musical score
24:32Incorrect
24:32The correct answer is
24:35Best sound
24:37Indeed
24:38Hold it
24:42Score is music
24:44Sound is the stuff that's not music
24:49They're two different awards
24:51Sound
24:54Music
24:55Do do do do do do do do do
24:56Different things
24:59Different things
25:00Different things
25:03Marty
25:15Blake
25:16Livia here is going to put you in a position and demonstrate something which is only legal at certain belt
25:22levels
25:23You can get ready
25:27Oh
25:34Okay
25:35According to the 2024 IBJJF rules
25:38What is this called and at which belt levels is it permitted?
25:44I believe this is a knee reap and it's permitted from brown belt
25:54And up to black belt
25:57Correct
26:05Did you lose any circulation there?
26:09No
26:09Okay
26:10All good
26:11Thanks Livia
26:12Thank you
26:13Thank you
26:18See you Matt
26:19The inciting and climactic scenes of the film's serial killer plot feature a newspaper headline of what three words?
26:31Bill Skins Fifth
26:34Correct
26:35Correct
26:35Yes
26:36Yes
26:37Yes
26:38Yes
26:39Yes
26:40Blake
26:41In the 1910s, Mitsuyo Maeda demonstrated his judo expertise in Brazil, coming into contact with the Gracie family due to
26:51their investment in which business venture?
26:55Oh
26:55Oh
26:58Politics
27:01Close
27:01The correct answer is circus
27:06So close
27:10Yeah the Gracie's learned some judo and then turned it into their own sport
27:14The lesson here is if you want to dominate a sport, invent it yourself and don't tell anyone about it
27:18for 80 years
27:20See you Matt
27:21To create grisly scenes like the one following Lecter's escape, production designer Christy Zia was inspired by the paintings of
27:30which artist?
27:32It does remind me of a certain artist but I'm going to go for I'm going to say Salvatore Dali
27:43Incorrect
27:44The correct answer is Francis Bacon
27:47Tough one
27:49Someone was into that they're like ooh
27:52Blake
27:53The Portuguese name for the submission move Gogo Plata is derived from which body part?
28:00The leg
28:03Incorrect
28:03The correct answer is Adam's apple
28:07Ah
28:07You use the shin to compress the windpipe and Gogo is Portuguese for Adam's apple
28:11Yeah you smash them in the Gogo
28:15See you Mac, if you get this right you are tonight's hard quiz champion
28:17Clarice realises the serial killer is making a suit of women's flesh because he cuts skin from one of his
28:24victims in a shape she identifies as what?
28:29It is a diamond pattern
28:32Correct which means CM8 you are tonight's hard quiz champion
28:37All right Blake you know what this means
28:38Help
28:41There he goes
28:46Congratulations CM8 you are tonight's hard quiz champion which means you get the big prize mark
28:51And you get to do the side off
28:52Thanks for playing hard
28:54Thanks for playing hard
29:01He's in it
29:01He's in it
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