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00:05Thank you for letting us be ourselves
00:07So don't mind me if I repeat myself
00:10These simple lines be good for your health
00:12And keep them trying when I'm getting short
00:14Live my life like I just don't care
00:17But I believe it's never scared
00:19Rain and noise is the moment they fear
00:21Get up, still up here for my dear
00:23Get up, throw your hands in the air
00:26Get up, it's shit like that
00:38Make some room in the stable
00:40Kick the donkey off the couch
00:41And get ready to watch three unwise men
00:43It's Friday, we're live
00:44And it's time for the last leg
00:48Tonight on the show
00:49We ask what's up with the US President
00:51Get our heads around Christmas
00:54And get across some sporting heroes
00:57Plus we'll be joined by comedians
00:58Fatia Al-Ghori and Roisin Conaty
01:01On the show that sometimes doubles down on the news
01:14G'day, I'm Adam Hills
01:16Hello
01:19Welcome to the last leg
01:20The show that's currently rethinking
01:21Some of the children's books at Port for Christmas
01:24With me as always with the pride of Dartmoor
01:26Josh Whittacombe
01:27And the man who thought a doctor's strike was what you get
01:29When your GP holds their Christmas party at a bowling alley
01:31Alex Brooker
01:40Now if you missed the show last week
01:42So did I
01:44I was hosting Stand Up To Cancer
01:46Josh and Alex were in charge of the show
01:48And there was a plan for me to make it here
01:51From Stand Up To Cancer
01:52For the very end of the show
01:54Yes, that was your plan
01:55Apparently so, yeah
01:56Somewhere during the plan
01:57It became apparent
01:58The only way I was going to make it to the studio
02:00Was on the back of a motorbike
02:01Yep
02:01I can't tell you how many things went wrong
02:04There were roadworks
02:05We hit every red light from Stratford to here
02:08This is why I left Devon
02:10For Devon
02:12I fucked that up already
02:14This is why I came back to host the show
02:18At one point
02:19We were stuck
02:20And I'm not making this up
02:2220 cyclists
02:2320
02:23In the road in Hackney
02:24Fuck's sake
02:25I employed 25
02:26So five of them had done one there
02:29At one point
02:30The guy
02:30So I was on the back of a motorbike
02:31At one point
02:31The guy in the front of the motorbike said
02:33Because you have little
02:34Headphones
02:34So you can talk to each other
02:35He said
02:35Hold on
02:36I'm going to try something
02:39Now the two places
02:40You never want to hear that
02:41Are on a bike
02:42And in bed
02:44Either way
02:44My arsehole clenched
02:48And in both cases
02:49What we did was borderline illegal
02:52And involved me wrapping my arms
02:53Around someone I'd just met
02:54And I'd like to apologise
02:55To any bystanders
02:56It was so
02:58I was so close
02:59To making it to
03:00Oh I thought you were going to say
03:01I thought you said
03:01I was so close
03:02On the back of that bike
03:05We were close too
03:07Once I got changed
03:08I tried to get to the studio again
03:10I was so close to making it to air
03:12We had our social media guy Jordan
03:13Filming on a phone when I arrived
03:15In case we could use it for this week's show
03:16So I'm going to show you his footage
03:18Alongside what was genuinely going on
03:21On air in the studio
03:22At the same time
03:22To show you just how close
03:24Unless I came to making it
03:26We've just heard
03:27Hilsey isn't going to make it back
03:29But we've got one more surprise hands
03:32AJ and John
03:33Can you take the hands mascot costume
03:36Off to reveal
03:37Our final winner behind you
03:39There we go
03:40It's Max Specialist Nurse
03:52Our names are Josh Winnikand
03:54And Alex Booker
03:55We'll see you next week
03:57For the next league
03:59I can be your handbag
04:02I can hand away the pain
04:08Oh yeah
04:11I will handify you forever
04:16You can take my hands away
04:22Thank you
04:23Thank you
04:24Thank you
04:48Can I just say
04:52You were running like your arse
04:53I would clench
04:55But I thought
04:55I was going
04:56Because I thought
04:57My pizza had turned up
04:59You had the look on your face
05:01Of someone who knows
05:02He's just missed out
05:03On his appearance fee
05:06We are live on your telly
05:07Right now
05:07So you can send us any questions
05:08You want about the news
05:09Message us on Instagram
05:10The hashtags
05:11Is it okay
05:11WhatsApp
05:12The number is 07956175908
05:15Or you can scan the QR code
05:17On your screen
05:18For example
05:18Is it okay that Alex
05:20Got a DM from his hero last week
05:22Yes I did
05:23DM you
05:24Yes
05:25Go on Brooks
05:26What happened
05:27Well so it was big news
05:28For me this week
05:28So I did
05:31Thierry Henry
05:31Got a lifetime achievement award
05:33At the BBC Sports
05:34Personality of the Year awards
05:35And I did a video
05:36And he played soccer
05:38For Arsenal right
05:38Yeah
05:39Football
05:40He played football
05:40He did
05:42He was very good at it
05:44And
05:46Yeah so I did this video
05:48And then like
05:49On Wednesday morning
05:50He just started following me
05:51On Instagram
05:52And I have never
05:54Have a look at this
05:55So this is
05:56Nine seconds after he followed me
05:58I screenshotted that
06:00That is the fastest
06:01These little hands
06:02Have ever moved
06:03When you consider
06:04That you ejaculated
06:05And cleaned up between them
06:06Oh
06:08But I was so excited
06:09And he was very lovely
06:11He sent me a message
06:12To say thank you
06:14He sent me a DM
06:15To say thank you for the message
06:16Yeah
06:16And I was losing my shit
06:18And then I worried about
06:19You know
06:19What do I
06:20What do I want
06:21Like what do I reply back
06:22Because I don't want to
06:23I don't want to seem too thirsty
06:24But at the same time
06:25You just recorded a video
06:26About how much you loved him
06:28Well yeah
06:28And I just wanted to reiterate
06:29What I said in the video
06:31But yeah
06:31I um
06:32I sent him a message back
06:34And I was like
06:34Oh he's not going to reply
06:36But then
06:37And then
06:37Thierry Henry
06:38Responded to Alex's message
06:40While we were having
06:41A last leg meeting
06:42And can I say
06:43Normally
06:43If I've got my phone out
06:44During the meeting
06:45He gets the ump
06:48How do you know
06:49How can you tell
06:50The Aussie eyes mate
06:52We recorded Alex's reaction
06:54To getting this response
06:56From Thierry Henry
06:58Oh my god
06:59He's typing
06:59Oh
07:00I feel sick
07:01Oh
07:03Hopefully I can see you soon
07:14Can I just
07:15That is
07:17That is
07:20Just saying
07:21That
07:22That's
07:22That's my version
07:23Of the Kevin McAllister
07:25But I can't reach
07:26My
07:26Secret
07:28I'll do the half
07:29McAllister
07:32I can't wait
07:33Till it's revealed
07:34That Thierry Henry
07:35Had his Instagram account
07:36Hacked
07:38Alex just got another message
07:40Saying
07:40I've got some problems
07:42With my bank
07:42Can you chance for me
07:43£10,000 please
07:44How many people follow you
07:46That have a statue
07:47Of themselves
07:48Well I am followed by
07:50Horatio Nelson
07:51So have you replied to him
07:53Saying hopefully
07:53I can see you soon
07:54Because like
07:55I don't want to see him
07:56I know what are you right
07:57Like I don't know
07:58February 14th
08:00Do you have plans for Christmas
08:02I wouldn't put it past you
08:03Do you write
08:04Just zootropolis 2
08:07I think the worst response
08:09To hopefully we'll see each other soon
08:10Would be
08:10I'm outside your house
08:13Well the good thing is
08:14I found a motorbike rider
08:16Who actually gets you there
08:16Quite quickly
08:19I'll say he does
08:21We were so
08:22We loved that little clip of Alex
08:24And his little excited face
08:25So we've turned it into
08:26This week's hottest meme
08:28Hopefully I can see you soon
08:38Now the big story this week
08:39Donald Trump is suing the BBC
08:41For 10 billion dollars
08:43Now you might remember
08:45That's because the BBC
08:45Made an edit
08:46On an episode of Padorama
08:47That is perfectly demonstrated
08:49In this clear
08:50Before and after clip
08:52We're going to walk down
08:53To the capital
08:55And I'll be there with you
08:58And we fight
08:59We fight like hell
09:00And if you don't fight like hell
09:02You're not going to have
09:03A country anymore
09:04We're going to walk down
09:05To the capital
09:09And we're going to cheer on
09:12Our brave senators
09:13And congressmen and women
09:20And we fight
09:21We fight like hell
09:23And if you don't fight like hell
09:25You're not going to have
09:26A country anymore
09:26So basically
09:28A simple edit
09:29Yeah
09:29It was probably a dumb thing to do
09:30But according to Donald Trump
09:31The BBC went about five steps further
09:33As he revealed in this accusing clip
10:04In a little while
10:05As in his gob
10:06Like she's stuck in a turkey
10:09Look yes it was a bad edit
10:11But as far as using AI
10:12That is an absolute pile of
10:19What happened to my buttons?
10:21What's that?
10:22What happened to my buttons?
10:23That's what my kids are going to be saying
10:25When they see their selection boxes next week
10:27Yeah so we may have
10:29Yeah we might have
10:29We may have made a few changes
10:31To the buttons
10:32You weren't here
10:32So we made the buttons
10:33We kind of made things
10:35More
10:36What did you do?
10:37Did you just use 90s tunes?
10:39Well yeah
10:43You got me!
10:45Nothing without my buttons
10:47In fact
10:47I kind of feel like
10:55What I'm trying to say is
10:56They were set a certain way
10:57I liked it the way they were set
10:58Now that I'm back behind the desk
11:00I want it that way
11:05I'm actually starting to like them
11:07Alright anyway
11:08They're staying for next series
11:09Let's be honest
11:10Back to Donald Trump
11:11Why do
11:12What do we think of him
11:13Suing the BBC for $10 billion?
11:15Well I mean
11:15I'm looking forward to
11:17Panorama
11:18Doing a Panorama
11:19On him suing them over Panorama
11:22I'm worried about
11:23The hike in the licence fee
11:25When we get the licence fee through
11:27And it's $1 million each
11:29But I think the BBC
11:31I don't think he's
11:32Well he's not going to win
11:33No
11:33I think the BBC have got
11:34A great defence
11:35And that
11:36Their big form of evidence
11:37That they didn't
11:38Make him seem like a bad guy
11:40Will be
11:41To show anything
11:42That he's ever said
11:43Ever
11:45And look
11:46This is all part of Trump's pattern
11:47One
11:48Sue a media company
11:49For a ridiculous amount of money
11:50Two
11:50Force them to either
11:51Spend loads of money
11:52Defending it
11:53Or
11:53Three
11:54Wait till they offer up
11:55A settlement
11:56Four
11:57Take the settlement
11:58Then know that they
11:59And every other media company
12:00Is now too scared
12:00To say anything negative about you
12:02In case you sue them again
12:03This sets a dangerous precedent
12:06Because news outlets
12:07Are supposed to keep
12:08Governments to account
12:08And they can't do that
12:09If they're scared
12:10Of being sued
12:11By that government
12:12That's the journalistic
12:13Equivalent of
12:14Flying with our wings
12:18Can I tell you the mad thing is
12:20Those buttons have been used
12:21More this week
12:22Than what I did last week
12:24So how should the BBC deal with it?
12:26Oh easy
12:27Edit together
12:28Donald Trump's speeches
12:30So it looks like he's saying
12:31I'm no longer suing the BBC
12:33I think because he's so
12:35You know he's so childish
12:36Yeah
12:36I think they should kind of
12:38They should lure him in
12:39Because he's going to be
12:40They'll go right
12:40And you win
12:41You get 10 billion
12:43But if we win
12:44We get
12:46Disney and the White House
12:48Richard Osman's
12:49White House of Games
12:50It's a great show
12:52Well Trump's claiming
12:53He's been defamed by the BBC
12:55But you're right
12:55There are a few things
12:56That are going to make it
12:56Tough for him to win
12:57One
12:58The court case is being
12:59Tried in Florida
13:00But the program didn't go to air
13:01In Florida
13:02Or anywhere in America
13:03Which means Trump has to prove
13:05That people watched it
13:06Illegally on a VPN
13:07And that it caused damage
13:09To his reputation
13:10So right now
13:11In Florida
13:12There's a lot of guys
13:12Trying to convince their wives
13:13They've been using their VPN
13:14To watch Panorama
13:17Slamming your laptop
13:18It was an antiques road show
13:20But no one's watching it in Florida
13:22It's literally called
13:24The Sunshine State
13:25No one is staying indoors
13:27To watch Panorama
13:27Like Will Smith, Miami
13:29It wasn't playing in a city
13:30When the heat is on
13:31Or lying on the beach
13:32To the break it on
13:32Or downloading a VPN
13:34And watching Panorama
13:37Do you know Will Smith?
13:43Don't pretend that you're not loving those buttons now
13:46You feel like a DJ
13:47The BBC has vowed to defend itself
13:49Which is funny when you consider
13:50They couldn't even stop Channel 4
13:52From taking Bake Off
13:52If the BBC
13:54If the BBC win
13:56You company man
13:58You miss one episode
14:00You start praising the bosses
14:01If the BBC win
14:03Surely we get to take possession
14:05Of some American assets
14:06Maybe change Mount Rushmore
14:07To
14:08I don't know
14:08Joe Marla
14:09Alan Carr
14:10Nick Muhammad
14:10And Celia Imri
14:12I think
14:13I think we should ask
14:14For Ghostbusters Firehouse
14:16Yep
14:16Yep
14:17And then that thing
14:17From Ghostbusters 2
14:19The big
14:20The Statue of Liberty
14:22And
14:23Yeah
14:23That's the one
14:26You know that prop
14:27They had in Ghostbusters 2
14:28Yeah
14:28Yeah
14:29That's the only thing
14:31It's known for
14:33Expensive old prop
14:34That wasn't it
14:35You know that prop
14:36Was so heavy
14:37They've had to leave it there
14:39If Trump wins then
14:40Does he take possession
14:41Of the BBC
14:42And its assets
14:43Because the last thing
14:44The world needs
14:44Is Donald Trump
14:45In charge of an army
14:45Of Daleks
14:46Well I tell you what
14:47Greg Wallace will be back
14:48In the BBC
14:49Before you know it
14:53I think the BBC
14:54Have got a way out there
14:55Because even if he does win
14:56And he's using them
14:57He can do what like
14:58They can do what all businesses do
15:00Yeah
15:00When they can't pay it back
15:01They basically declare themselves
15:02Bankrupt
15:03And then they start again
15:04Under a different name
15:05Yeah
15:06Call themselves
15:06British Broadcasting Limited
15:08Yeah
15:09The BBL
15:09And I know what you're thinking
15:11Ah that's already taken
15:13By the cosmetic surgery
15:15Brazilian bum lift
15:16Yeah
15:16But no
15:16Because I think
15:17I wasn't thinking that
15:18To be honest
15:19No
15:20Well I think it could work
15:21For an ident
15:21Have a look at this
15:32Amazing
15:32Amazing
15:38To be fair
15:40Brooker
15:40You look good in that
15:41I do
15:43Look it is a massive week
15:44For the US President
15:45He refused to rule out a war
15:47With Venezuela
15:47He's created something called
15:49The Patriot Games
15:50And he was shocked
15:51When the board he chose
15:52To run the Kennedy Centre
15:54Changed its name
15:55To the Trump
15:56Kennedy Centre
15:57How was he surprised
15:59By that
15:59Even John F Kennedy
16:01Saw that one coming
16:03Trump then posted
16:04About the tragic death
16:05Of director Rob Reiner
16:06In a way that
16:07Ironically turned the
16:08Distastefulness
16:09Up to 11
16:09Meanwhile
16:10The Epstein files
16:11Are currently being released
16:12On the same day
16:13That YouTuber
16:14Jake Paul
16:15Goes head to head
16:16With professional boxer
16:17Anthony Joshua
16:18So it's a good night
16:19If you want to see
16:19Rich entitled men
16:20Suddenly having their careers ended
16:23And I'll just thank you
16:24For not making a joke
16:25About the England cricket team
16:26There
16:26Thank you very much
16:27Oh how would that have
16:28Fitted in
16:28Well because they're rich
16:29Entitled men
16:30Are about to have
16:31Their careers ended
16:31Oh okay
16:33Haven't been lying to cricket
16:34How's it going
16:36About as well as the show
16:37Went last week
16:38Without you
16:38Thank you very much
16:40Now I'm not saying
16:41Donald Trump
16:41Is trying to distract
16:42From the Epstein files
16:43But this week
16:44He made some changes
16:44To the presidential walk
16:46Of fame in the White House
16:47That now looks like this
16:49You know like
16:50When a restaurant
16:51Has photos
16:53Of all the famous people
16:54Yeah
16:55I think further down
16:57There's a photo
16:57Of Darren Day
16:58With his arm round the chef
16:59Just saying
16:59Best tapas in Soho
17:01Darren Day
17:02Now you might remember
17:04A few months ago
17:04Donald Trump replaced
17:05The photo of Joe Biden
17:06With this picture
17:07Of an auto pen
17:08This week
17:09He added plaques
17:10Under each president's photo
17:12With his own opinion
17:13Of their presidency
17:14This is in
17:15The West Wing
17:16For example
17:17The plaque under Biden's photo
17:18Now says
17:19And this is a direct quote
17:20Sleepy Joe Biden
17:21Was by far
17:22The worst president
17:23In American history
17:24Taking office
17:25As a result
17:25Of the most corrupt election
17:26Ever seen in the United States
17:28Biden oversaw
17:29A series of unprecedented disasters
17:31That brought our nation
17:32To the brink of destruction
17:34Trump's press secretary
17:35Caroline Levitt
17:36Said the descriptions
17:36Were mainly written
17:37Directly by the president
17:38To which the rest of the world
17:40Said
17:40No shit Kaz
17:44I love the fact
17:45So under Trump's own one
17:47Yeah
17:47It's so long
17:48What he describes himself as
17:50It's like one of his tweets
17:51And at the bottom
17:51It kind of says
17:52Plaque one of two
17:54Apparently when Trump
17:55Was challenged
17:55Over the wording on the plaques
17:57He said
17:57I want it that way
18:01You're getting internment
18:03Yeah
18:04Andy said
18:04Is it okay that the Trump administration
18:06Says sign language services
18:07Intrude on Trump's ability
18:09To control his image
18:10And that raising this
18:11Will get me banned
18:12From the USA
18:12Yes
18:13So
18:13Disability groups
18:14Were up in arms this week
18:15Sorry I'll rephrase that
18:20Disability groups
18:21Were hopping mad
18:22No
18:22No
18:23That's not gonna
18:23Ramping up their
18:25No
18:25No
18:25Absolutely furious
18:27As the White House said
18:28They would not be providing
18:29Sign interpreters
18:30At Trump's press conferences
18:32Because it would
18:33Quote
18:33Severely intrude
18:34On the president's prerogative
18:35To control the image
18:37He presents to the public
18:38Now
18:39I know one thing
18:40I know this
18:41It is very hard
18:42To sign interpret
18:43For Donald Trump
18:43I know a lot of sign interpreters
18:44I work with them a lot
18:45Doing stand up
18:45Because Trump goes off
18:47On so many different tangents
18:48He starts here
18:49He goes over here
18:50He goes over here
18:51Never finishes a thought
18:52So as a sign interpreter
18:53You're like
18:53I don't know
18:54What sentence to sign right now
18:56Also that funny little dance
18:57He does
18:58That could be interpreted as
18:59Oh yeah that one
19:01Yeah that's like that
19:01Something different
19:02Yeah that's
19:03I'm wanking off
19:03TK
19:05That is the emoji
19:06Alex and Thierry Henry
19:08But they got him blocked
19:11Now the other thing
19:12About Trump
19:12Is he implies a lot
19:14When he speaks
19:15He says stuff
19:16And the meaning
19:16Slightly hidden
19:17But as a sign interpreter
19:18You have to kind of
19:20Get that meaning across
19:21So it's really
19:21Really tricky anyway
19:22And look this week
19:23Trump gave an address
19:24From the White House
19:25That was so shouty
19:26It looked like he'd forgotten
19:27To turn his hearing aid on
19:29Here's the annoying clip
19:30In which he puts
19:31The tan into tangent
19:33In the end government
19:35Either serves
19:36The productive
19:37Patriotic hardworking
19:39American citizen
19:40Or it serves those
19:41Who break the laws
19:42Cheat the system
19:43And seek power and profit
19:45At the expense of
19:46Our nation
19:49What in the living fuck
19:51Are you talking about
19:52You apricot arsehole
19:54And stop shouting
19:56You're on a microphone
19:57Do you know what I mean
19:58You had a case of apricot arsehole
19:59Off the front
20:00Didn't you
20:00You're not talking to
20:01Thousands of people
20:02In a stadium
20:03You're on the telly
20:04You're only talking to
20:05Two or three people
20:06At home on the couch
20:06You don't need to shout
20:07Look there's a reason
20:09I don't start this show
20:10By going
20:10G'day I'm Adam Hills
20:12Welcome to the last leg
20:15Although that felt good
20:17I genuinely
20:18That's how we started
20:19It last week
20:21Oh I noticed
20:24To give you an idea
20:25Of how hard it is
20:26To interpret for Donald Trump
20:27We're going to show you
20:28That clip again
20:29And we're going to
20:29Have it interpreted for you
20:31We're also going to show you
20:32What the interpreter
20:32Is actually saying
20:34To see whether or not
20:35It interferes
20:35With Trump's image
20:37In the end
20:38Government
20:39Either serves
20:41The productive
20:41Patriotic
20:42Hardworking
20:43American citizen
20:44Or it serves
20:45Those who break
20:46The laws
20:46Cheat the system
20:48And seek power
20:49And profit
20:49At the expense
20:50Of our nation
20:52Look at Minnesota
20:54Where Somalians
20:55Have taken over
20:56To the economics
20:56Of the state
20:57And have stolen
20:58Billions and billions
20:59Of dollars
21:00From Minnesota
21:01And indeed
21:02From the United States
21:03Of America
21:04And we're going to put
21:05An end to it
21:06For so long as
21:07Before my election
21:09The vast majority
21:10Of good and decent
21:11Americans
21:12Were forced to
21:20Can we please thank
21:22Gavin Lilly
21:23Thank you Gavin
21:24Round of applause
21:28To go
21:29All right
21:29Let's welcome
21:30Tonight's guests
21:30A comedian
21:31Who co-hosts
21:32Last One Laughing
21:32And another comedian
21:33Who was the last one
21:34Standing on the TV show
21:35The Wheel
21:35Please welcome
21:36Roshan Conaty
21:36And Fatia El Ghorey
21:46Hello
21:47Hello
21:51Hello
21:51Hello
21:51Hi
21:53Welcome to you
21:54Both
21:55Either of you
21:56Ever used a sign
21:57Interpreter
21:57Fatia
21:59I've never used one
22:00But I've been at a show
22:00Where there's one
22:01So I just kept on going
22:03Brrrrrrr
22:03And they had to go
22:06I just kept on saying it
22:08I didn't even do punchlines
22:09I just went
22:10Anyway my name is
22:11Brrrrrrr
22:14And what do you both
22:15Make of Trump
22:15Suing the BBC
22:16Fatia
22:17I think
22:19Well they fucked up
22:20Innit
22:20Yeah
22:21But he's a wanker
22:22Innit
22:23But I've got an idea
22:24I know how to make
22:25Their money back
22:26Yeah
22:26If they just
22:27Commission
22:28My sitcom
22:31It doesn't make the money
22:33Innit
22:34Okay love it
22:38I think Trump respects hard men
22:40That's the only way
22:42So I think they shouldn't try
22:43I think they should tell him to fuck off
22:45Oh yeah
22:46I think they should go absolutely ape on him
22:49And just tell him to fuck off
22:50And then he'll be like
22:52I love the BBC
22:52Yeah
22:53That's who he likes
22:54See that's who he wants to be friends with
22:55So I think they should tell him to do one
22:57Which BBC star should we get to do it
22:59Erm
23:00Ross Kemp
23:01No
23:02Is he on BBC anymore?
23:03Oh I don't know
23:04Have you not
23:05Have you not watched Bridge of Lies?
23:09Erm
23:11One of the Strictly Lot I reckon
23:12Oh nice
23:13Yeah
23:13And 20 back
23:14Craig Revel Horwood
23:15Oh Craig Revel Horwood
23:18Now
23:20Earlier this week I was asked to read a poem
23:22At a Carols concert for motor neurone disease
23:24It was a lovely night
23:25It was a really lovely night
23:26And they sent me a really nice poem
23:28A kind of funny poem
23:29About the difference between Christmas in England
23:31And Christmas in Australia
23:32For me to read at the concert
23:34But
23:34And it was all about you know
23:36Christmas on the beach
23:37And that kind of stuff
23:38But in light of what happened at Bondi Beach last weekend
23:40It felt a little weird to do that
23:42So I ended up rewriting the poem
23:43As a tribute to what happened in Sydney
23:45Which is where I grew up
23:46It's my hometown
23:47Erm
23:47And if it's okay with you
23:49I thought I'd read that poem tonight
23:50So
23:51This is my little
23:52Erm
23:53Little
23:54Christmassy
23:55Tributey
23:55Poem
23:58Christmas in Britain
23:59Is charming and cold
24:00With jumpers and jingles
24:01And carols of old
24:02But I'm Aussie by nature
24:04So let's just be clear
24:06Barbecues count
24:06So does icy cold beer
24:08I've done Christmas down under
24:10With sun cream and sand
24:11And Christmas in Britain
24:12With frostbite on hand
24:13One has cicadas
24:14The other has sleet
24:16But both have bad telly
24:17And too much to eat
24:19Sydney is sunny
24:19London is wetter
24:21And the less said about the ashes
24:22The better
24:24But Brits and the Aussies
24:25Will always be mates
24:26As we both thank the Lord
24:28We don't live in the States
24:31But evil rears up
24:32Every now and again
24:33As some don't believe
24:34In goodwill to all men
24:35And use a nice holiday fest
24:37By the beach
24:37To make a world full of joy
24:39Seem way out of reach
24:41But look for the helpers
24:42A wise man once said
24:43The people who think
24:44With their hearts and their head
24:45The people who do
24:47What they know to be right
24:48Look for the love
24:49Look for the light
24:51Because all around the world
24:52People showed their support
24:53From New York to Paris
24:54Right down to Earl's Court
24:55Whatever religion
24:57We all made a fuss
24:58Saying there were just two of them
25:00There are millions of us
25:02Whether Muslim or Christian
25:04Hindu or Jew
25:05Deep down we all know
25:05What's the right thing to do
25:06So no matter what happens
25:08This time of the year
25:09Bring your loved ones around
25:10And gather them near
25:12If you're a Brit or an Aussie
25:13Or half in between
25:14May your paddock be golden
25:16Your tree evergreen
25:17May your Christmassy lunch
25:19Have no family clashes
25:20But I'll say it again
25:21Don't mention the ashes
25:24Whether Hanukkah
25:25Kwanzaa
25:25Christmas or none
25:27Happy holidays all
25:28And I hope you have fun
25:29And remember the words
25:31Of good old Saint Nick
25:33Merry Christmas to all
25:34And don't be a dick
25:43We'll have all last leg
25:44For you after the break
25:45We'll take a wobbly step
25:46Into Christmas
25:46We'll see you in a little bit
26:01I'm going to apologize
26:03Welcome back to Last Leg
26:04We're joined by Thaddea Elgari
26:05And Roshan Conaty
26:06Wollum said
26:07The person from the BBC
26:08To tell Donald Trump
26:08To fuck off
26:09Should be David Attenborough
26:10Oh
26:12Yes
26:12I love that we've
26:14Accidentally created
26:15A great text in
26:17Text in with
26:18Who should tell Donald Trump
26:19To fuck off
26:20Yeah
26:20Yeah
26:20Yeah
26:21Hit us up on WhatsApp
26:22Tell us who you think
26:23Should tell
26:23Why are you limiting
26:24I can't say limiting
26:26Why are you limiting it
26:27To one
26:28BBC's got a huge
26:29Employee base
26:30Yeah
26:30Hold us
26:31Oh my god
26:32They can do it
26:33I think the whole country
26:34Should get involved
26:36Well all at once
26:38At midnight
26:38On New Year's Eve
26:40Everyone tells Donald Trump
26:42To fuck off
26:44Two
26:45One
26:45Fuck off
26:47All right look
26:48It's only six more sleeps
26:49Until Christmas
26:50Five more sleeps
26:50Until our Christmas Eve
26:51Special
26:51And three more sleeps
26:53Until Thierry Henry
26:53Unfollows Alex
26:54On Instagram
26:58Why is he going to unfollow him
26:59Oh he'll watch something
27:01That Brooker posts
27:02And go
27:03No I can't be associated
27:04With that
27:07What
27:09Let's go
27:09I made a joke
27:11About us
27:11And we did do very well
27:12Last week
27:13I made a joke
27:13That we didn't do very well
27:15I told you to be proud
27:16Of yourself
27:18Let's get into
27:19The festive spirit
27:20Let's start with
27:21Christmas traditions
27:22Do you guys have
27:22Any Christmas traditions
27:23We
27:24So I don't celebrate
27:25Obviously
27:27Obviously
27:27But we do
27:29Obviously like
27:29Everyone's off
27:30So we all get
27:31On my mum's
27:32And then we have like
27:33We make a dinner
27:34And then like
27:35Yeah
27:36Have fun
27:36Yeah
27:37We don't do presents
27:38Or trees
27:38Or none of that luck
27:39But we do do the food
27:41Interesting
27:41Okay
27:42Spending time with family
27:43Yeah
27:44The worst bit
27:49There are people behind me
27:51Applauding what you just said
27:53I just
27:54Just so you know
27:54You may be on camera
27:57Roisin
27:58Oh I've got traditions
27:59Adam
28:00I've got blooming traditions
28:01Alright
28:02My traditions are
28:04I come from a very big family
28:05And I've got lots of friends
28:06I'm very popular
28:09And lots of them show up
28:10Unannounced
28:11And by unannounced
28:12I mean I forget
28:13They're showing up
28:14Yep
28:14And so
28:14My Christmas tradition
28:16Is people showing up
28:17Me pretending
28:18I need the loo
28:18I need to make something
28:19And then I'm going
28:20Rummaging and wrapping
28:21In another room
28:23And re-gifting
28:24Something I've already got
28:25But trying to find something
28:27Really quick
28:27In a short space of time
28:28Right
28:29And I once
28:30Someone brought me
28:31Like a
28:32You know
28:32A rubbish ten pound
28:33Sort of body cream
28:34And the only thing I had
28:36Was a record player
28:37Because I'd given away
28:38Everything in previous gifts
28:40Rummage and wrapping
28:41And so I gave them
28:42A record player
28:42That I then had to
28:43Re-buy for myself
28:44Because a friend
28:44Who bought me
28:45The wrapping player
28:45Was coming round
28:46A record player
28:47In a few days
28:48Happy Christmas
28:50In big Christmas news
28:51Something that made
28:52Alex very happy
28:53I watched Home Alone
28:55For the first time
28:56Last week
28:57I'm shocked you all
28:59Ironically I was
29:00Home Alone
29:02Which means I now
29:03Understand this
29:04That happened on the show
29:05And this
29:09Still don't entirely
29:10Understand this
29:13I think it's
29:14Genuinely
29:15I couldn't believe
29:16That you hadn't seen it
29:16But I think it's lovely
29:18That you've watched it now
29:19So like when I watched it
29:21For the first time
29:21I was the same age
29:23As Kevin McAllister
29:24And now you've watched it
29:25For the first time
29:26And you're the same age
29:27As the old geezer
29:27With the shovel
29:31I think part of the reason
29:32I didn't see it
29:33When it was released
29:33I was 20 at the time
29:34And I was in that age
29:35Where it's weird
29:36For a 20 year old
29:37To go and watch
29:38A kid's movie on his own
29:40But you had a bit
29:42Of an issue
29:43Yeah I mean
29:43When I saw
29:45Elf for the first time
29:46I was like 19
29:47I went like three times
29:48And I'm not weird
29:51But yeah
29:51So this week
29:52So this is one of the few things
29:54I've ever been able to talk about
29:55On the show
29:56That's been sent to me
29:57On one of my WhatsApp groups
29:58With my mates
29:59So my mate
29:59Humsey sent me this thing
30:01Basically it was a TV choice
30:02So this was their reviews
30:04Of the Christmas films
30:06Babe
30:06Can I just ask a great question
30:08Your mate reads TV choice?
30:10He just sent it
30:10Is it an 80 year old grant?
30:13So he said it
30:14Babe
30:14Five stars
30:15Right?
30:17Home Alone
30:18Four stars
30:19Now unless that reviewer
30:21Is David Cameron
30:22That is bullshit
30:25I think Babe
30:26I think Babe
30:27Is a five star film
30:28And I think it's better
30:29Than Home Alone
30:32I don't think that
30:33I just wanted to see
30:34What people would do
30:36I'm going to say
30:37Five star babe
30:37Sounds like a film
30:38I did watch
30:39When I was
30:43Oh there we go
30:50Oh in other Christmas news
30:51A poll was revealed this week
30:52That nearly a third
30:53Of the British public
30:54Think Santa would vote
30:56For Zach Polanski
30:57And the Green Party
30:58Which is surprising
30:59Considering how much
31:00Coal Santa goes through
31:02What do you think on that?
31:03Also
31:03Yeah he's going down chimneys
31:04It's one of the main reasons
31:06We've got chimneys
31:06I don't think we should
31:07I don't think
31:07I think this is madness
31:09Yeah
31:09He's based in the North Pole
31:11Yeah
31:12If he's not going to pay taxes
31:13In this country
31:14He doesn't have a fucking say
31:15What do you think?
31:17Would Santa have a fucking say?
31:18I think so
31:19Because he's got a zero carbon footprint
31:21However
31:23The RSPCA are not going to like him
31:25Because he works those animals to the bone
31:27Yeah
31:2724 hours
31:28He goes around the whole world
31:30Are you mad bruv?
31:32You know what I'm saying?
31:33No
31:34Roisin?
31:35I don't
31:36I think people project onto
31:37When we like people
31:38We project onto them
31:40The values we have
31:40Yeah
31:41But what we've all learned
31:43About you know
31:43Old celebrities
31:45Is
31:45And he's you know
31:47He's an old guy
31:47He's been around for hundreds of years
31:49You don't want to
31:50I reckon if you had a Wikipedia page
31:52It's not going to be great
31:54So you just don't
31:55I don't think you can project
31:56Very progressive views
31:58On that
31:58That old creeping in the house
32:00At nights
32:01In the kids room
32:02Guy
32:02I think
32:03That's very optimistic gear
32:06You've got going on there
32:07I think it makes sense
32:08That Santa would vote green
32:09Because if anyone's worried
32:09About the ice caps melting
32:10It's him
32:11And also
32:12Much like Zach Polanski
32:13A lot of grown ups
32:14Don't believe in him
32:16Christmas also means
32:17It's time for the darts
32:18At Ali Pali
32:19Both of which have
32:20Red-faced men with big bellies
32:21But this year
32:22There's been an unwanted guest
32:23Oh mate
32:24It's just been
32:25It's been a week of
32:27High drama already
32:27At the darts
32:28But the
32:29The Ali Pali wasp
32:31I don't know if you've heard about this
32:32It's basically a wasp
32:34That's been knocking about
32:35In Alexandria Palace
32:37During the darts this week
32:38For four days
32:38Five days
32:39Breathing in
32:40All the beer fumes
32:41Absolutely
32:42Off its nut
32:43Just upsetting everyone
32:44It's genuinely
32:45One of the darts players
32:46Actually brought
32:47Wasp killer
32:48Just in case
32:49It was like pissing off
32:50All the darts players
32:51Yes
32:51Yeah yeah yeah
32:52And now look
32:53We wanted
32:53We couldn't afford
32:54The footage of the wasp
32:55From Sky Sports
32:56Because it's sports footage
32:57And that costs loads
32:58Alright
32:58We wanted to show you
32:59So we've mocked up
33:00Our own version
33:01Of the wasp
33:03In action
33:03Here it is
33:04In happier times
33:11Wasp
33:12Wasp
33:12Wasp
33:13Wasp
33:14Wasp
33:14Wasp
33:17Wasp
33:17Chill out
33:18Woah
33:19Thanks
33:20Oh my god
33:21I'm not going to
33:22I'm not going to
33:23I'm not going to
33:24I'm not going to
33:25You what
33:25Jesus cross
33:27We're going to
33:27Sting someone in a minute
33:28That was not on
33:34You know what
33:37That looks so much better
33:38Than I thought it was going to look
33:40We'll have more
33:40Lastly for you
33:41After the break
33:42As we hand out
33:42Our alternative
33:44Sports personality
33:45Of the year awards
33:45We'll also unveil
33:46Another mystery guest
33:47We'll see you in a little bit
34:02Welcome back to last week
34:03We're joined by
34:03Fatia El Ghorey
34:04And Roisin Conaty
34:06Last night the BBC
34:07Crowned Rory McIlroy
34:08As their sports personality
34:09Of the year
34:10Of 2025
34:12Congratulations
34:12Although
34:13Personally I thought
34:14Rory McIlroy
34:15Deserved it
34:15For this candid moment
34:16At the Ryder Cup this year
34:29And look it's all well
34:30And good to celebrate
34:31Sporting excellence
34:31But what about
34:32The forgotten heroes
34:32Like the guy who took
34:33This incredibly timed photo
34:35Of Italian tennis player
34:36Jasmine Paolini
34:37At the US Open this year
34:38That was judged
34:40Tennis photo of the year
34:43The guy from kneecap
34:48We thought we'd highlight
34:49Some more heroes now
34:50With this
35:00So I'm going to start
35:02By nominating two
35:03Australian twins
35:04Who lip sync on social media
35:05To iconic pieces
35:07Of sporting commentary
35:08This was their hilarious take
35:10On the moment
35:10Scotland qualified
35:11For the World Cup this year
35:13This was35
35:14There's McIlroy
35:14He's going to shoot
35:16He's not
35:17He's not
35:18He's not
35:18He's not
35:18He's not
35:19He's not
35:22He's not
35:22That's unbelievable
35:26I have never seen anything
35:28Quite as incredible
35:30And for back then
35:31It's Kenny McIlroy
35:34With practically
35:35The last king
35:36Of the ball
35:37To absolutely
35:38Rubber snap
35:39Scotland's place
35:48I'm gonna say it right now. We have too much time on our hands in Australia Josh
35:52Oh, let let me highlight a sport. We don't talk about enough. Yep in July
35:5933 teams from countries including the UK Japan Australia and France
36:03competed in the litter-picking World Cup. Wow
36:08That's so we could be good at team smile story from Japan one you could say they cleaned up
36:26So here we go look at this this is sport now and then there's the British team
36:33There's the Japanese team
36:35Look if we can't clear the darts B. This is what Channel 4 need to be showing now
36:43The British team, okay fair here. Who would you nominate? So I would nominate Mo Salah
36:47Yeah, not for the reason you think right basically every Christmas
36:50He has like a massive Christmas tree and he him and his family wear Christmas
36:54Pajamas and they take a picture with gifts and all that and he just gets shot to shit by like
37:00The Muslim community being like what are you doing? You're a Muslim. It's Christmas and he G's like, yeah, whatever
37:06brav shut up
37:06And I love it. I just think he's a legend. Okay the legend for doing that rush
37:11Well, I've got one. I don't know if it'll be allowed
37:14But then I saw the litter picking I thought it's going in I
37:18think Oasis
37:20Because I feel like them getting back together felt like a bit like and to the tour was a little
37:26bit like watching Rocky get off the map like
37:28You know like it felt like and then it got to the end they won
37:32It's a sporting achievement. Yeah
37:34Lovely and it was it was it was that feeling of like when England are in the World Cup or
37:39something
37:40Yeah, what's that feeling when you went to Oasis, although it ended happily?
37:46Yeah, but it's just bittersweet for me because
37:48Mine was gonna be the Ali Pali wasp. Yeah, and we found out today that
37:55He's dead may have been killed yesterday by one of the darts players. Oh, it's
37:59Oh, I just
38:02If it's possible, can I just have a little moment of reflection for the Ali Pali wasp has done this
38:08week. Thank you very much
38:28All right, it's time to bring on this week's mystery guest Roisin and Fatia have to work out how they're
38:33related to the news
38:33Can we have this week's mystery guest, please?
38:46This is Angie she's been in the news this week for festive reason Adam, but what was the reason can
38:52we have the dramatic lighting change, please?
38:56So
38:58Has Angie been in in the news because a she has a reindeer that thinks it's a dog
39:03B Angie bought a pig in blanket that looks exactly like Lana Del Rey
39:09Or C Angie bought a turkey from the butcher that was delivered alive
39:16Oh, God
39:17I know
39:18What are your thoughts?
39:20Angie!
39:22I don't know
39:26I think the answer to that question is intrusive
39:34Can we get our maid into a guest, please?
39:38I tell you what, have a think about it
39:40Mull it over
39:41Sing Angie to yourself for a little while
39:44We'll reveal the mystery guest after the break
39:46And we'll end the show with a very special Christmas performance
39:49And we'll see you in a bit
40:05Welcome back to Last Leg
40:06We're joined by Fatia El Ghori and Roisin Conaty
40:09Now before the break we challenged our guests to work out how this person is connected to the news
40:13Can we have the options again, please?
40:17So
40:18Does Angie have a reindeer that thinks it's a dog?
40:21Did Angie buy a pig in blanket that looks exactly like Lana Del Rey?
40:26Or did Angie buy a turkey from the butcher that was delivered alive?
40:31What do you guys think?
40:33I think
40:35I think I know this
40:37So I'm going to let Roisin sweat it
40:43All I've got is that song
40:45Okay, I think
40:48I think
40:50You've got a sausage that looked like Lana Del Rey
40:54Does that line up with what you were thinking Fatia?
40:56Oh no
40:57What were you thinking?
40:58I'm excited though
40:59Because if it is
41:00When we say bring out the pig in blanket that looks like Lana Del Rey
41:03That's when we get the BAFTA
41:06What do you think?
41:07I think it's the deer
41:09Because I remember seeing a clip
41:10Because I watch TV a lot
41:12Because that's who I am
41:13And I think it's the deer
41:15All right
41:16Do you want to
41:17She looks like she don't take shit
41:19Do you want to go deer and Roisin
41:21Do you want to go sausage?
41:23I always want to go sausage
41:27All right
41:28That's insane
41:30Why is Christmas?
41:33Can we get that made into a GIF as well
41:34Please
41:35Angie
41:36So you've got one H
41:37Angie
41:37Can you please tell us how you're connected to the news?
41:42I've got a beautiful baby reindeer called Lars
41:45Who's grown up his dog
41:47Yay!
41:52Yay!
41:53Yay!
41:53Yay!
41:55I suppose the question is
41:57Why does your reindeer think it's a dog?
42:00When he was only two or three days old
42:02He needed help being fed
42:05So he came into the house
42:06And he's basically lived with the dogs and myself since
42:10Aww
42:11And you can see pictures of him
42:13So when people come to your house
42:15Which one's the reindeer?
42:16When people come to your house they sing
42:18Angie, Angie
42:20Is he the dog, is he the deer
42:25Is it going to get the antlers soon?
42:27It's got little antlers this size
42:29And then they'll fall off in the next few months
42:32And then they'll go a new set
42:33Oh, a bit like me
42:34But not quite
42:37Angie, thank you so much
42:38Have a happy Christmas
42:39Thank you, Angie
42:40All the best to your dear
42:41Oh, right
42:42May this is
42:44What's this?
42:47What kind of host?
42:48What kind of guests?
42:50Why aren't we getting antlers?
42:51I don't know why they were given to us
42:52You're more than welcome
42:53I'll tell you why it is inclusion
42:54They felt jealous because of me
42:57They were like, oh, let us have some headgear, innit?
42:59Yeah, I'm just out here
43:00Better than yours
43:01You look shit
43:01I'm just out here
43:03Bareback in my head
43:04Hold on
43:05All right, Josh has been defaming the last seven days
43:08What have you got?
43:08First up, we got a message from Simon Adam
43:11And he said
43:13Stratford to White City is 35 minutes on the Central Line
43:18And somebody would have given up their seat for you
43:22And the other is a behind-the-scenes
43:24Yeah
43:25There was a bit that was meant to be in the show
43:26Where me and Brooke had dressed up as a pantomime horse
43:28And did dressage
43:29In Tonight's Show?
43:30Yeah
43:30Tonight's Show
43:31We did it in rehearsal
43:32It wasn't good enough in rehearsal
43:33Yeah
43:35And it was deemed so bad
43:36It couldn't go on TV
43:37Bearing in mind what makes it in
43:40But they did film it
43:42And now they're telling us
43:42We should show the audience what our rehearsal was
43:45Okay
43:45Would you like to see us trying to do pantomime horse dressage?
43:48Is it as good as the wasp?
43:51LAUGHTER
43:51Well, you've been a judge
43:53That was like AI
43:55We're in the zone now
43:56Yeah, we're not talking to you
43:57We're in the zone
43:57MUSIC PLAYS
44:00MUSIC PLAYS
44:01MUSIC PLAYS
44:02MUSIC PLAYS
44:03MUSIC PLAYS
44:03I like it
44:04MUSIC PLAYS
44:06What?
44:07MUSIC PLAYS
44:08What is going on?
44:10LAUGHTER
44:18Oh my good lord
44:21Looks like a Pixar version of Human Centipede
44:25APPLAUSE
44:30All right, we are about to end the show with a very special detourment from the Music Man Project
44:35Which is a choir made up of people with learning disabilities
44:37Who've performed at the London Palladium, the Royal Albert Hall
44:39And for His Majesty the King
44:41They also gave a spectacular concert in Rome last week
44:44David, who is the leader of the choir
44:46What's next for the Music Man Project?
44:49Well, Adam, I've got a world exclusive for everyone here
44:51Yeah
44:52Because on October the 7th, next year
44:55The Music Man Project will play Broadway in New York
44:59CHEERING
45:06We are so happy to have you close the show for us tonight
45:09But before we do, would you please thank our guests
45:11Fatia Al Gorey
45:12And Roshan Conaty
45:15And my co-hosts, Josh Whittacombe
45:17And Alex Brooker
45:20We'll be back on Christmas Eve
45:22With comedian Harry Hill
45:23And presenter Alison Hammond
45:24And we'll have a Christmas sing-along with Rick Astley
45:26But right now, this is the Music Man Project performing Jingle Bells
45:30Thanks for watching The Last League
45:31My name's Adam Hills
45:32See you next week for The Last League of Christmas
45:35APPLAUSE
45:39I should feel the snow
45:41On one horse of a sleigh
45:43All the fields he goes
45:45Nothing all the way
45:47Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
45:49Come on, some luxury
45:50Make his spirit bright
45:52What fun it is to ride us in a sleigh
45:56And come tonight
45:56Oh, jingle bells, jingle bells
45:59Jingle all the way
46:01All the fun it is to ride
46:03On one horse of a sleigh
46:04Hey, jingle bells, jingle bells
46:07Jingle all the way
46:09All the fun it is to ride
46:11One horse of a sleigh
46:12Hey, dash into the snow
46:14On one horse of a sleigh
46:17All the fields he goes
46:18Look in all the way
46:20Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
46:22Well, don't look that we
46:23Make his spirit bright
46:25What fun it is to ride us in a sleigh
46:28It's called tonight
46:29All the jingle bells, jingle bells
46:32One horse of a sleigh
46:33Oh, my, listen, I'm done
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