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00:13Have you got what it takes to make it all the way to our final question and join the 1
00:16% club?
00:17Anyone has a chance to win because this quiz isn't about how much you know, it's about how your brain
00:20really works.
00:21As all our questions are about logic and common sense.
00:24So who will make it to the end and answer a question only 1% of the country can get
00:27right and win up to £100,000?
00:31Let's play the 1% club!
00:37And hoping to win tonight's our 100 players.
00:42Right, as ever, give me a cheer if you think you're going to do well tonight.
00:47Gentleman up there, what's your name?
00:48Adam.
00:49Hello Adam, how are you?
00:50I'm very well.
00:51Have you come straight from the TA?
00:55No, I've come straight from the designer workshop.
00:57Oh, I'm sorry, I meant to say, you look great, why are you so confident?
01:02Well, I don't really have a choice, my mum has been texting me all morning, she's the OG tiger mum,
01:08she thinks I'm really smart, maybe she's right.
01:11What's she been texting you?
01:13Just, you know, you've got this, you're going to win it, bring it home, it's coming home, you know.
01:17She's got a very deep voice, why do you, you went even deeper than your normal voice to do an
01:21impersonation of your mum?
01:23Oh, I'm sorry.
01:23I mean, has she been really pushing you, or are we talking about a couple of texts here?
01:26Maybe like 20, 25 this morning?
01:2925 in one day?
01:30I know, right?
01:31You know you can divorce your parents.
01:33Really?
01:33Yes, exactly.
01:34Now we know what you can do with the money.
01:37Well, listen, good luck to you tonight, Adam.
01:40Give us a cheer if you think you're going to do badly.
01:43Gentlemen, though, with the glasses, what's your name?
01:44Chris.
01:45Chris, why are you so negative?
01:46Well, I want to be positive, but I used to be good at the game, but I'm not anymore.
01:50Do you think the questions are getting harder?
01:51I think they are.
01:51It's interesting, though, because they are genuinely tested on the cross-section of the population, so if we say 10
01:55% question, 10% got it right, so it shouldn't be any harder.
01:59What do you do, Chris? Currently, I work Aldi nights.
02:02Aldi nights?
02:03Yeah.
02:03I can't work out if that's a strip act or a night shift.
02:08No, yeah, night shift at Aldi.
02:10Night shift at Aldi?
02:11Aldi nights?
02:11I wanted to jazz it up a bit.
02:12OK, so you've got a bit of a disadvantage.
02:14Have you slept at all today?
02:15Yeah, but I woke up at 4am, if that makes sense.
02:18Did you do a night shift last night?
02:19No, no, I called in sick.
02:21Got...
02:23Did you call in...? What did you say was the reason?
02:24I got a cold.
02:2799 people here don't believe you.
02:30Don't forget, you can play at home if you want.
02:32All you have to do is download the app.
02:34Good luck to all of you!
02:35APPLAUSE
02:39It's time for our first question.
02:42So this is one that 90% of our survey got right.
02:46Let's see how you do.
02:49Which of the words below fits all these rules?
02:53OK, your time starts now.
02:59If this was a restaurant menu, that would be your starter.
03:01Not everyone is going to be here for pudding.
03:04LAUGHTER
03:19OK, your time is up.
03:20Let's see how many people are out.
03:22OK, your time is up.
03:39Right, we lost six people, let's have a look at the answer.
03:42It's C, sake.
03:43Let's be honest, the only way we could have made that easier
03:45if we'd have said write down the word sake.
03:48LAUGHTER
03:48Sorry for those that are out.
03:50Unfortunately, if your lights are off, you are out of the game,
03:52like...
03:52Trevor Pickens?
03:53Hello, hello.
03:54Trevor, what do you do?
03:55I'll drive a black cab, which is blue.
03:59OK.
04:00You mean a hackney cab?
04:01Yes.
04:02OK, have you done the knowledge?
04:03I have.
04:04Are they going to change that name now?
04:05Yes.
04:06It took years for that, right?
04:08I actually don't work in London, I work in the suburbs,
04:11so it's different...
04:12Different rules.
04:12..there's a green badge and a yellow badge.
04:14I'm a yellow badge.
04:15Right, which is actually green.
04:16LAUGHTER
04:17OK, so there are 94 people still left in the game,
04:20and the £1,000 of everyone who got the question wrong
04:22now goes into the prize pot.
04:23Let's see what that's done to the total.
04:28£6,000.
04:31Right, it's time for the 80% question.
04:34So this is a question that 80% of the people we asked
04:37managed to get right.
04:38Let's see how you get on with this one.
04:41If the number of mugs is the same as the number of people,
04:44and one biscuit is given to each person until the biscuits run out,
04:47how many people will not receive a biscuit?
04:49And your time starts now.
04:54Who cares?
04:55As long as I get a biscuit.
04:57LAUGHTER
05:14OK, your time is up.
05:15Let's see who got it right.
05:25MUSIC PLAYS
05:34OK, so we lost six people there.
05:36Let's have a look at the answer.
05:38It is three.
05:39Three extra cups.
05:40Somebody who got that wrong is...
05:42Oh, no.
05:43Christopher Sacki.
05:44You predicted this.
05:45Yeah, I know.
05:46The question just confused me.
05:49Um...
05:49I mean, I'm not being rude, but I know you're out.
05:52Yeah, I just got too confused.
05:54I can't even explain it.
05:55Fair enough.
05:56Night shifts, you see.
05:57That's it, yeah.
05:57You're not used to being awake in the day.
05:59This is the problem, isn't it?
06:00I should be sleeping.
06:00You should be sleeping.
06:01What are you doing in your spare time, Christopher?
06:03I like to make rap music.
06:04You're a rap artist.
06:05I am, yeah.
06:05Aspiring.
06:06Aspiring.
06:07Have you got anything you can show us?
06:08Yeah, well, not show you, but I can rap something.
06:11All right, I didn't want pictures.
06:13I get how rap works.
06:14Go on, go for it.
06:15My name is Chris Sack and I know how to rap.
06:18I'm on this cool game show hosted by Lee Mack.
06:20I came on it because I'm behind on my rent.
06:22See if you let me win, I'll give you 1%.
06:24Nice.
06:29If you listen to the lyrics of that, you are actually bribing me.
06:33Which is annoying now you're out.
06:36Unlucky, Christopher.
06:37Right, let's see what that's done to the prize pot.
06:42$12,000.
06:44OK, we're on to the 70% question.
06:48Let's have a look.
06:50Which vowel do you need to add to the sequences of letters below
06:54to give the names of two animals?
06:56OK, your time starts now.
07:01We mean name the type of animal, not like Dave or Terry.
07:21OK, your time is up.
07:22Let's see who got it right.
07:45We've lost quite a lot of you there.
07:4617 people out.
07:47Let's have a look at the answer.
07:49It's the letter A for alpaca and llama.
07:52We've lost Cathy Cheslin.
07:53Hi, Cathy.
07:54Hello.
07:54What did you put?
07:56You.
07:56You.
07:57Alpaca.
07:58Do you know...
07:59And lumu.
08:00I just quickly pushed a letter, quick.
08:02You just didn't see it at all.
08:04Never mind.
08:04What do you do, Cathy?
08:05I'm a nail technician.
08:07Did you enjoy that?
08:08Yeah, it's hard at times.
08:09Is it?
08:09Why is it so hard?
08:10It's a lot of women whinging, moaning.
08:13And yet when I say these things on television.
08:16LAUGHTER
08:17But it's in good form?
08:18Well, the nails get a bit messy, like...
08:21Like what?
08:21There's times when I've been drinking a cup of tea
08:23and there's like a nail in it or dust or like...
08:28And what bit of fingernail has gone in?
08:29Yeah, because it's like flicked in or...
08:31You haven't drank it?
08:32Once.
08:33Oh, my God.
08:34And then...
08:35Yeah.
08:35Still, at least if you've got an itchy bum,
08:37the next day's Andy, innit?
08:38LAUGHTER
08:39Lucky Cathy.
08:41Let's see what that's done to the prize putt.
08:45£29,000.
08:47So we have 17 players, though,
08:48which means we're now down to 71 people left in the game.
08:51Time for the 60% question.
08:55Let's see it.
08:57Which picture can replace the question mark
08:59to complete the natural phenomenon?
09:01OK, your time starts now.
09:06I'll give you a clue.
09:07It's A or B.
09:09LAUGHTER
09:15MUSIC PLAYS
09:33OK, your time is up.
09:34Let's see who got it right.
09:55Right, we lost 11 people.
09:56Let's have a look at the answer.
09:58It's B.
09:59A caterpillar becomes a butterfly.
10:01We've lost Charlotte Toms.
10:02What are you, Charlotte?
10:04Oh, I'm so annoyed!
10:05What the hell was that?
10:05That was...
10:06That was like a scene from When Harry Met Sally.
10:08A little bit in the cafe.
10:10LAUGHTER
10:10I put jam.
10:12I just couldn't get it.
10:13I don't know what to say.
10:13I'm mortified.
10:15I'm so sorry.
10:16What would you have done with the money if you'd have won?
10:17Well, if I won big money...
10:19Yeah.
10:20I am a sub-mechanophile.
10:22A what?
10:23Are you on a register or something?
10:24What does that mean?
10:25LAUGHTER
10:26No.
10:27What's a sub-mechanophile?
10:28So, the opposite.
10:29If you have sub-mechanophobia, and a lot of people have it,
10:31where they hate seeing big man-made things in water,
10:36I love it.
10:37I love...
10:38Like what?
10:39So, things that shouldn't be there, like,
10:41I really want to go on a cruise.
10:43I really want the captain to show me where the chains are stored,
10:46like, how big those chains are, like, oh, I love it.
10:48Right, so you want to go on a ship.
10:50Yeah.
10:50You want to go up to the captain.
10:51Yeah.
10:52And you want to say, show me where the chains are stored.
10:55LAUGHTER
10:55Yes.
10:56Right.
10:57OK.
10:58Have you got any big man-made objects you can throw in the sea?
11:00That type of thing.
11:02I bet you love an oil rig.
11:03Oh, I love an oil rig.
11:04I bet you do.
11:05I bet you'd go on there and ask for the chains, wouldn't you?
11:07LAUGHTER
11:08I really would have liked to explore that further,
11:10with a little bit of money behind me.
11:12Well, I'm so sorry, Charlotte.
11:13Thank you, me too.
11:14Doyen Olleran Femi, I'm afraid we've lost you as well.
11:17Where are you?
11:18I'm here...
11:19I didn't realise I was a fly.
11:20I was like, Ant, what's that?
11:22Oh, I see.
11:23A caterpillar doesn't become a butter ant, I'm afraid.
11:26What would you have done with the money if you don't mind me asking?
11:28So, I've been doing this A to Z of countries for every letter
11:33of the alphabet.
11:34That's nice.
11:35And I have just three left to go.
11:37Of all the alphabet?
11:38Yes.
11:38What's left?
11:39J, X and Z.
11:41Japan.
11:42And people, the bloggers say that China can be Xena and you can go to China.
11:48And the Z?
11:49And then I will go to Zambia or Zimbabwe or somewhere like that.
11:52And how will you get there?
11:53Will you ant?
11:54Sorry, fly?
11:56I think I might fly.
11:57You might fly.
11:58OK.
11:59All right, listen.
12:00Yeah.
12:00Well done, you got this far.
12:01Let's see what that's done to the prize pot.
12:06£40,000.
12:08So, it's time for a quick break.
12:09We've lost 40 people here already.
12:11Hope you're doing OK at home.
12:12And don't forget, you can play along on the app.
12:13After the break, we'll be moving closer to seeing if anyone here can answer the 1% question.
12:17See you in a bit.
12:29Welcome back to the 1% Club.
12:31We started off with 100 people and now we're down to 60.
12:34The person who does best here tonight could be going home with up to £100,000.
12:40So, welcome to everyone who's still in the game.
12:42And from now on, we are going to give you the option to pay for a pass to the next
12:44question.
12:45And if you do, your £1,000 will be transferred to the prize pot.
12:48However, if you get as far as the 30% question without using your pass,
12:51you'll get the chance to take your £1,000 and leave the game.
12:54Right.
12:55It is time for the 50% question.
12:58Here it is.
13:00Which of the options does not use the exact same blocks as the other three?
13:07OK, your 30 seconds starts now.
13:39OK, your time is up. Let's see who got it right.
13:57Right, we lost four people there. Let's have a look at the answer.
14:00It's B. The orange triangle is missing in B.
14:03Somebody who got that wrong is George U.
14:05George, I'm not going to lie, you do not look happy.
14:09What do you do, George?
14:10I'm a trade union officer.
14:11Oh, are you? Yes, I am.
14:12Which trade union?
14:13I'm with the GMB.
14:14The GMB.
14:15Yes, Boilermakers.
14:16Boilermakers.
14:16What do you do in your spare time, George?
14:18I do the usual stuff, like watch TV, do quizzes, watch and play football.
14:22I've got a very undeserved reputation as a roundabout spotter.
14:26A roundabout spotter?
14:27Yes.
14:27As in the things in the road?
14:29Yes.
14:30What do you mean spot them?
14:31I'm hoping we're all spotting them, otherwise it's very dangerous.
14:35I have family who live in the south of France in a small village
14:37and everywhere around there.
14:38They have roundabouts rather than traffic lights and all the roundabouts
14:41are all decorated nicely with sort of like local produce and grapevines
14:44and at Christmas they're all decorated.
14:46So when we go visiting, I say to all the kids,
14:48oh, that's a nice roundabout.
14:49Oh, look at that one with the nice Santa on it.
14:51Or look at that grapevine on there.
14:52And they think I'm now really interested in roundabouts
14:55and one of them even bought me a roundabout calendar
14:58made by the Dull Men's Club.
15:01Because they're trying to basically say you're a dull man
15:03because it's from the Dull Men's Club.
15:05Yeah, they are.
15:05But they're picked on the wrong man because you're going,
15:07oh!
15:09Well, listen, unlucky George.
15:10Let's see what that's done to the prize pot.
15:15£55,000.
15:17OK.
15:18Time for the 45% question.
15:21Let's take a look at this one.
15:23When written out in words, which has the most letters?
15:26The even numbers from one to ten?
15:28The odd numbers from one to ten?
15:30Or do they both have the same number of letters?
15:32The time starts now.
15:34Far out in words, never goes from one to ten?
15:49However, I'm happy to give you a three-year-old.
15:50Bye.
15:58Bye.
16:04okay your time is up and that's a great one to ask people at dinner parties if
16:08you want them to leave or you could just talk about roundabouts let's see you've
16:13got it right
16:32right we lost 10 people there and 21 people use their pass let's have a look at the answer
16:37it is b odd two four six eight ten is 18 one three five seven nine is 21
16:43someone who got that wrong is louise jackson oh louise what did you put i just put both the same
16:48because my mind went blank and you thought it bothered counting miles are you busy my mind just
16:56went blank i just couldn't oh yeah i'm sorry mrs jackson what do you do louise in your spare time
17:03i do a bit of baking but i am very fond of tattoos are you yes you got any i've
17:09got about 28 29 so
17:12i've dotted all over a few of them are quite random are they yeah i am i got quite drunk
17:16in
17:16magaluf one year and got a stranger's name tattooed on my ankle whoa whoa whoa a complete stranger yes
17:22what's the name kev classic and how long did you know him oh an hour was there any romantic
17:30liaison or just a quick hello how you doing my name's kev come on tattoo that one we just got
17:34drunk and had a good time and in an hour we all thought it'd just be a good laugh to
17:38go and get a tattoo so you've got
17:39kev all right and then me and my partner got matching tattoos in in magaluf of his name no no
17:45no i have got
17:46his initial which is r how long you've been with him five years so you've been with him five years
17:52and
17:52he's only got the letter r kev you knew him an hour and he's got his name on what can
17:57i say don't drink an ink
18:01well unlucky louise let's see what that's done to the prize pot
18:0883 000 pounds so we lost 10 of you there and 21 people passed which means we now have 46
18:14players
18:15left in the game okay it's time for the 40 question the same four letters can be used to fill
18:25in each of
18:25the gaps below what are those four letters okay your time starts now
18:35so
18:44so
18:45so
18:45so
18:45so
19:01OK, your time is up. Let's see who got it right.
19:23Right, we lost 12 of you there and five people used their pass.
19:25Let's have a look at the answer.
19:28It's I-N-K and S.
19:30Someone who got that wrong is James Arnott.
19:32What did you put, James? I put keys. I didn't read it right.
19:36Never mind. What do you do, James? I'm retired.
19:39Well, what did you do? Nothing.
19:40I was a port manager with Steneline. The cruise company.
19:44The ferry company. We do the ferries.
19:46Oh, OK. Is that a good job? It was. It was well-paying.
19:49When those ferries were sort of in the middle of the sea,
19:51did you ever look at them and go,
19:53oh, I do like a man-made object in the water?
19:56Often. Because I know a woman
19:57that's very interested in that sort of stuff.
20:00Often. Anyone waiting to find out how you get on, James?
20:03Probably not. Now that I haven't won anything,
20:05nobody ought to know you at all.
20:07They only want to know you when you win.
20:09Basically, you have to pay for friends. Is that what you're telling us?
20:11Oh, yeah. Yeah, well, money buys everything, does it not?
20:14All right. So you're not married, then?
20:16I am indeed, unfortunately.
20:18Oh, OK.
20:19You're a charmer, you, aren't you?
20:21Oh, she's nothing but the base.
20:23Is she? How long have you been married?
20:24I've been married for 50 years.
20:26Well, you'd better be careful what you're saying,
20:27because it might not be 51 if you're not careful.
20:32Well, I think I said till the day three you parted,
20:34didn't you tell me it was going to be so long?
20:37You are charming. I like you, James.
20:40Let's see what that's done to the prize pot.
20:44£88,000.
20:46Quite a look at this stage of the game.
20:48Let's move on to the 35% question.
20:54Which of the following sums of cash is worth the most?
20:57And your time starts now.
21:06Bye.
21:29OK, your time is up.
21:31And for the younger viewers,
21:32coins are a sort of metal bitcoin
21:33that people used in the olden days to pay for biscuits.
21:36Let's see if we got it right.
21:55Right, we've lost seven of you there.
21:57Let's have a look at the answer.
21:59It is C.
22:0098.5p coins is £4.90.
22:03We've lost Emma Lucas.
22:04Where are you, Emma?
22:05Hi, Lee.
22:06How are you doing?
22:07I'm all right, but I thought I was going to get that right
22:09and then I didn't and then I took a funny turn
22:11and then I'm stressed and I'm really sweaty,
22:12so I don't really know what's going on.
22:14But we're here and I'm out, so it's fine.
22:17Can I just ask you a question?
22:18Do you need me for this conversation?
22:21What do you do, Emma?
22:22I'm a sportswear designer.
22:24Are you?
22:25I am.
22:25Oh, what kind of sportswear do you design?
22:27You know, like leggings and sports bras, that kind of thing.
22:32Surely we're there now with the sports bras.
22:33What else is there to design?
22:35Different styles, silhouettes, colours.
22:37Silhouettes?
22:38Yeah.
22:38What do you mean silhouettes?
22:39Like the shapes.
22:40I don't understand what a silhouette sports bra is.
22:41It's just a fashion term, sorry.
22:44Alright, don't talk to me like I'm your granddaddy.
22:46If you come round to visit.
22:48What do you do with your spare time?
22:50I'm actually on a darts team.
22:52Are you?
22:52Are you any good?
22:53Yeah, no.
22:54Oh.
22:55Well, I'm going to be playing tonight.
22:56They're playing tonight actually.
22:57Are they?
22:58I can't go.
22:59Are you worried that you're going to lose your place in the team?
23:01No, they love me.
23:02It'll be fine.
23:02Unlucky, Emma.
23:03Thanks, Lee.
23:05Let's see what that's done to the prize pot.
23:08We're on £92,000.
23:11Well, it's time for a quick break.
23:12Well done to everyone who's still in the game.
23:13We'll see you in a bit when someone here could win up to £100,000.
23:27OK, welcome back to the 1% Club.
23:29We've been asking questions which have been tested out on a cross-section of the British public.
23:33And we've been whittling down the contestants here tonight.
23:35And are left with 27 people with their lights still on.
23:38So, as a reward, any contestant who hasn't played their pass and still has their £1,000 now has a
23:42choice.
23:42Play on for the big money in the prize pot, or you can take your £1,000 and leave the
23:46quiz right now.
23:47And there are only eight people left with a pass, which is pretty low for this stage of the game.
23:52So, first of all, let's see who those eight are.
23:56Right, those of you with your lights on, you can take your money and leave the show if you want.
23:59Please make your decision now.
24:13Right, two of you have decided to take your £1,000 and leave the game, including Megan Bickerdijk.
24:18Hi.
24:18Hello, Megan.
24:19Did you not fancy your chances?
24:20I'm surprised I got this far, actually.
24:22Really?
24:22No.
24:23Did you always plan to leave if you got the ground?
24:25What are you going to do with it?
24:26I'm going to buy lots of cheese, I think.
24:28Why cheese?
24:29I really like cheese.
24:30That's a lot of cheese.
24:31It is a lot of cheese, but...
24:33What's your favourite cheese?
24:34I like Red Leicester a lot.
24:35Do you?
24:36Yeah.
24:36£1,000 with a Red Leicester?
24:38Yeah.
24:38Right.
24:39How old are you?
24:39You look very young.
24:4025.
24:41And that's the height of the dream, is it?
24:43£1,000 worth of Red Leicester?
24:45Yeah, because you can make cheese on toast, cheesy beans, you can have cheese sandwiches.
24:48Yeah.
24:49There's so much you can do with cheese.
24:50You say so much, you'll run out after three.
24:53Well done, Megan and James.
24:54You've both got £1,000 each.
24:55Well done, you two.
24:58Right, so the rest of you who have decided to play on, let's see if that gamble will pay off
25:01and if any of you can go all the way and join the 1% Club.
25:04And remember, if you've still got your £1,000, you can pay for a pass to the next question.
25:07It's time for the 30% question.
25:11Here it is.
25:13Three friends stand together just below this set of steps.
25:17They then all do the following.
25:18Eddie stands on every second step.
25:21Lisa stands on every fourth step.
25:24And Tim stands on every third step.
25:26What is the only step on the staircase they will all stand on?
25:30OK, your 30 seconds starts now.
26:01Your time is up.
26:03Looks like another record crowd at Colchester United.
26:06Let's see if we've got it right.
26:20We lost no-one there.
26:22Let's have a look at the answer.
26:24It's 12.
26:2512 is the first number that can be divided by 2, 3 and 4.
26:30Chanel Paul.
26:31Hi, Lee.
26:32Well done.
26:32You got it right.
26:33Hi.
26:33How are you doing?
26:34Very nervous.
26:35Are you?
26:35You're getting more nervous as we go along.
26:37Definitely.
26:38Only six people in the room have got a pass.
26:40And you're one of them.
26:41How does that make you feel?
26:42I'm not sure.
26:43I'll probably have to use it on the next one.
26:45I was trying to make you feel more confident and it didn't work.
26:47Oh, no.
26:48What if you win the big money tonight?
26:49Two things.
26:50I really want to go to Antarctica and sleep with the penguins.
26:55When you say sleep with them.
26:56Yeah.
26:57Sleep alongside them.
26:58Probably a bit better.
26:59Yeah.
27:00And I'd like to open my own cat hotel.
27:04So it would be, like, really bougie.
27:06Yeah, yeah.
27:06And, like, four poster beds.
27:07Oh, nice.
27:08So you'll offer a nice service for people going on holiday?
27:11Yes.
27:11That's the plan with the big money?
27:13Yes.
27:13OK.
27:14All right.
27:14Well, good luck to you, Chanel.
27:15Let's see what that's done to the prize pot.
27:18Nothing, because nobody used the pass.
27:20APPLAUSE
27:21So we left none of you there and no-one passed,
27:23which means we still have 25 players left in the game.
27:26Right, we're at the 25% stage now.
27:30Here's the question.
27:32A family has five daughters.
27:34Molly, Tuppence, Wendy and Theresa are the first four.
27:37Logically, what is the name of the fifth daughter?
27:40And your time starts now.
28:08So you're like, fuck you?
28:09daughter? There's a room,
28:09it's okay. We're right now.
28:09So? No! No!
28:11Shrev
28:11together. Oh yeah! Who the fuck
28:12OK, your time is up. Wendy, Theresa, Molly and Tuppence.
28:15I don't think those question setters know my audience.
28:18LAUGHTER
28:19Let's see who got it right.
28:36MUSIC PLAYS
28:38Right, we lost five of you there and five people used their pass.
28:40Let's have a look at the answer.
28:43It is B, Francesca.
28:44Their names begin with the first two letters
28:46of consecutive days of the week.
28:48The fifth name has to begin with FR for Friday.
28:51No wonder the parents needed a rest at the weekend.
28:54Someone who got it wrong is Ian McAnally.
28:57What do you do, Ian? Retired, thankfully.
28:59OK, what did you do? Working in the health service for 40 years.
29:02What do you do in your spare time now?
29:03Play a lot of golf and love holidays.
29:06Do you? Love the sunshine, love Jamaica.
29:09Fantastic.
29:09Where in Jamaica have you been?
29:11A lovely hotel in Notches Reyes.
29:13Why was it so lovely?
29:14A glamorous hotel.
29:16It had a lovely island about half a mile offshore
29:18that you could go to every day in a boat
29:20and then take off all your clothes and just lie
29:22and enjoy the sunshine.
29:23What was the last bit?
29:24Take off all your clothes.
29:26Just you or everybody?
29:27Everybody.
29:28And were you not a bit intimidated?
29:29Not in the slightest.
29:30If you've got it, Lee flaunt it.
29:33LAUGHTER
29:33Like I say, I'd be nervous.
29:36LAUGHTER
29:36Was everyone on the island of a similar age?
29:38No, probably the youngest would have been probably 31
29:41and the oldest about 80.
29:42Whoa, that's a bit worrying that you know the exact age.
29:45LAUGHTER
29:45The 80-year-old was married to the 31-year-old.
29:49It was her birthday that day.
29:50Sorry, there was an 80-year-old married to a 31-year-old?
29:52Yeah, he looked like Mr Burns from The Simpsons.
29:55LAUGHTER
29:55And I invited myself and my wife, Jackie,
29:58to go for a meal in Montego Bay that night with him.
30:01There was no way I was driving for two hours to Montego Bay,
30:03so I declined.
30:04Right.
30:05And the guy said, oh, but the helicopter's coming.
30:07Do you want to do a joke about a big chopper, or shall I?
30:08No, no, no, no. You can do that.
30:10OK. It's your joke, yeah.
30:12What an interesting life you lead.
30:14Very much.
30:15Unlucky Ian.
30:16Yeah.
30:16Let's see what that's done to the prize pot.
30:19APPLAUSE
30:21£97,000.
30:23Right, we've got 20 people still in the game
30:25and we're down to the 20% question now.
30:27Let's have a look at it.
30:30Ian the Invigilator is keeping a tally
30:32of whether the students in his exam room
30:34are left-handed or right-handed.
30:36How many left-handed people are there in the room?
30:38The time starts now.
31:08MUSIC PLAYS
31:10OK, your time is up.
31:12Ian the invigilator looks like a laugh a minute.
31:15Let's see who got it right.
31:26OK, we lost ten of you there. Let's have a look at the answer.
31:38It's 17.
31:3916 students plus Ian, who is clearly left-handed in the picture.
31:44Jade Cluley, you're still with us.
31:46Hello. Well done, Jade.
31:47Did you use your pass or did you get that one?
31:48I got that one. I used my pass much, much earlier.
31:51What do you do, Jade?
31:52I am an administrator for a poultry vet.
31:55What's a poultry vet? It's a vet, but it's chicken, pheasants,
32:00partridges, turkeys, pretty much anything with wings.
32:04Jade, if you win the money tonight, what are you going to do?
32:05Erm, I am a croc fan. Are you?
32:09Very much so, yeah. The shoe or the animal?
32:11The shoes, mainly, and there's a woman on my Facebook
32:14who designs really blingy, fancy ones,
32:17so I'd love to get a chicken pair for work.
32:20Of all the shows we've done, I think what people are going to do
32:23with the money has reached an all-time low in terms of ambition.
32:26Just get a load of cheese, just get some crocs.
32:30All right, well, listen, well done, Jade.
32:31Let's see what that's done to the prize pot.
32:34Nothing. £97,000.
32:37Right, we're getting close to the end now.
32:38It's time for the 15% question.
32:40Let's have a look at this one.
32:44Using just the shape shown in the image,
32:45if one of the small circles moves into the large circle
32:48and two of the small squares move into the large triangle,
32:51how many small shapes are in a larger version of their shape?
32:55Your 30 seconds starts now.
33:27OK, your time is up. Let's see who got it right.
33:39MUSIC PLAYS
33:45Right, we lost four people, though. Let's have a look at the answer.
33:49It's four.
33:50And somebody who got that right is Liz Musson.
33:53Hi, Lee. Hello, Liz.
33:54Did you find that easy, or...?
33:56I'm not finding any of them easy, actually.
33:58I feel really stressed. Do you?
33:59Mm. Well, as long as you're having fun.
34:02LAUGHTER
34:02What would you do if you win the money tonight?
34:04Well, my husband turned 50 this year and he's an amateur poker player.
34:08Oh. And he'd really like to enter the World Series of Poker
34:10main event in Vegas, but it costs 10k to enter.
34:14Right. So maybe if I won 100k, I could buy him a ticket.
34:17And what if you get onto the floor and...
34:20..you win 10k? Will you give him that?
34:22I don't think so, Lee, but I actually had a dream last night
34:25that I got to that point.
34:27You got 10k? Yeah.
34:28And you're on your own, though, obviously.
34:29I wanted to take the 10k. And?
34:32Something went wrong and I ended up saying,
34:33I'm going to play, and then I lost everything.
34:36Was I hosting? Yes.
34:38Was I good?
34:39You were great, Lee. Thank you.
34:41Well, listen, that could be a dream that comes true, then.
34:43Hopefully not the bit where it goes wrong.
34:44No, not that bit, no. But will you get to the floor, obviously.
34:47Maybe. Yeah.
34:48All right, Liz, good luck. Thank you.
34:49We've also still got Ibi Patel.
34:51Hiya, mate. All right, Ibi, how are you doing?
34:53I'm quite nervous, to be honest.
34:54Where are you from, Ibi? I'm from Blackburn.
34:56That's where I grew up. Yeah, I heard.
34:59What school did you go to?
35:00I went to Clitheroe.
35:01No way. Yeah.
35:02I think we were in the same year.
35:04Oh, I might have been.
35:05You might be a bit younger than me.
35:07I'll take the mickey.
35:09Who's waiting to see how you get on, Ibi?
35:11A lot of people. Mum, Dad, sister, friends.
35:15You're supposed to do that with joy in your voice.
35:16You sound terrified.
35:17Nah, you know, I can't focus right now.
35:20Is it getting worse as it goes along?
35:21Yeah, I thought this would be a fun day out, but...
35:24LAUGHTER
35:26I've ruined your day, mate.
35:27I've ruined her dreams, and I've ruined your day.
35:30Yeah.
35:30All right, well, listen, good luck, Ibi.
35:32You are still with us, that's the main thing.
35:33Damani Richards, where are you?
35:35Yeah.
35:35Hello, Damani. Did you think you were going to get this far?
35:37Erm, I do all right when I play at home,
35:39so I was hoping I would, yeah.
35:40I'm not stereotyping, but you've got round glasses
35:42and a cardigan on. Straight away, I'm thinking,
35:44he's probably bright and does well at this game.
35:47Well, I can tell you, Damani, that you have as much chance
35:49as anybody else tonight, because we now have everybody with no pass.
35:53So, you're all on a level playing field.
35:55Well done to those of you still in.
35:58APPLAUSE
36:01Right, let's see what that's done to the prize pot.
36:07£98,000.
36:08CHEERING
36:08So, we are down to our last six players.
36:11After the break, we'll find out which of our remaining contestants
36:13could go on and play the 1% question. See you in a bit.
36:17APPLAUSE
36:27Welcome back to the 1% Club. We're very nearly at the point
36:29where we will discover who our winner will be.
36:31Now, here's how the end of the game works.
36:33Whoever does the best here tonight will win £10,000.
36:35But if they're feeling brave, they can risk their £10,000
36:37by trying to answer the 1% question.
36:40Get it right and they will win everything in the prize pot,
36:42which is currently sitting at...
36:45£98,000.
36:46CHEERING
36:47There are only six people left in the quiz,
36:49and it's now time for the 10% question.
36:53Here it is.
36:55Which letter appears for the first time
36:58at the latest point in this sentence?
37:00OK, your time starts now.
37:03MUSIC PLAYS
37:32OK, your time is up.
37:33Sometimes I think we should put you through just for understanding the question.
37:36Let's see if you got it right.
37:53Right, we lost three people there. Let's have a look at the answer.
37:56The answer is N. There it is in red.
37:59Chris Ranger got it right. Where are you, Chris? Hi.
38:01Hello, Chris. How are you doing?
38:02I didn't think I got that in in time. Did you not?
38:05It was properly last minute. Right, at the last second.
38:07And when you got it in, were you confident?
38:09Er, no. You got that right at 29.4 seconds.
38:14Wow.
38:19So, what are you going to do if you win the big money tonight, Chris?
38:21I'm going to buy and convert a van to be a mobile workshop.
38:24Oh, great. And travel the world.
38:27Manchester, Birmingham.
38:29That's it. Live the dream, sorry.
38:31So, well done, Chris.
38:33You're down to one of the last three players.
38:35And the other two are Liz and Damani.
38:36Well done, you two.
38:39APPLAUSE
38:42Right, let's see what that's done for the prize pot.
38:44Nothing, of course, because nobody had a pass left.
38:48Right, we are down to the 5% question.
38:52Let's have a look at this one.
38:55You're reading the Riddle Dictionary and see this word on the page.
38:58What word is it?
39:00The time starts now.
39:01MUSIC PLAYS
39:32OK, your time is up.
39:33What the hell is a riddle dictionary?
39:35Let's see who got it right.
39:52Right, we lost two people, let's have a look at the answer.
39:56It's barrel, the arrows represent the first letter of the direction, the pointing, the
40:00right arrows represent R, and the left arrows represent L. That means we have a winner.
40:04Congratulations to Liz Musson.
40:07You've just won £10,000 and made it to the 1% question.
40:11Come down and join me.
40:13APPLAUSE
40:17Liz, because you've done so well and made it to our final question, you win £10,000.
40:23APPLAUSE
40:25Now you face a dilemma.
40:27You can leave the show now and take the £10,000 or you can risk it all by attempting the
40:321%
40:32question.
40:33Get it right and you'll win everything in the prize pot which stands at...
40:38APPLAUSE
40:39£98,000.
40:41APPLAUSE
40:43Now...
40:43APPLAUSE
40:45This is a bit weird, isn't it?
40:46Tell me some more about this dream.
40:48It's very weirdly because I got to this point in my dream last night and then I decided I
40:53wanted to take the 10 but something went really wrong and I ended up playing for the full
40:58money and then I didn't know the answer.
41:01Do you remember even vaguely what the question was about in the dream?
41:05Yes.
41:05Because this, I'm telling you now, if it's even remotely connected, this will freak me out.
41:09It was a letters question.
41:10OK, that's vague enough.
41:11Yeah.
41:12It could go either way, couldn't it?
41:14All right.
41:14I was dressed normally.
41:16I wasn't dressed like I'd just been in a hotel in Jamaica and gone over to an island,
41:19was I?
41:20Thankfully not.
41:21You say thankfully.
41:22LAUGHTER
41:23OK, listen, Liz, it's a lot of money so it's now time to make your decision.
41:27What are you thinking?
41:29Erm...
41:29I don't know what to do.
41:31What would you do?
41:32Would you go for it?
41:33CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
41:37Can I just say, Liz, no-one's ever asked the audience before.
41:41Seeing as you brought it up, give us a cheer if you think she should gamble.
41:45CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
41:46Give us a cheer if you think she should take the money.
41:51CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
41:51It doesn't matter what they think, it's what you think, Liz.
41:54So, what are you thinking?
41:55I'm going to take the 10K.
41:57CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
42:00OK, Liz, you've decided not to play on for the 1% question.
42:04It means you take home £10,000.
42:05Well done.
42:06CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
42:10I know it's annoying, but let's see if you would have got the 1% question, OK?
42:16So, this would have been your 1% question.
42:19Let's have a look at it.
42:21If you can roll six different numbers using one standard dice,
42:25how many different totals can you make by rolling three identical standard dice?
42:29Your time starts now.
42:32MUSIC PLAYS
42:43MUSIC CONTINUES
42:45MUSIC CONTINUES
43:01OK, Liz, what would you have put?
43:04I think I'd have put 108, and I think it was wrong.
43:07OK, let's hope it's not 108.
43:09Let's have a look at the answer.
43:1316.
43:15It's impossible to make a one or a two with three guys,
43:17so you can only roll numbers from 3 to 18.
43:20That's 16 numbers.
43:21Liz, you did the right thing, and you take home £10,000.
43:25See you next time, when hopefully someone was all the way
43:27and joined the 1% Club.
43:29Good night.
43:53We'll see you next time.
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