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00:07i know i slept through it how are you ever gonna learn anything if you never pay attention
00:15hey timmy when did you get a dog that's sparky cosmo i've had him for
00:19months all right who's
00:22the chick with the pink hair how'd traffic school go sparky no idea timmy i slept through
00:27it then i
00:28forgot to take my sleep mask off when i drove home and i hit an f dancer she's okay
00:32in fact we're
00:33having dinner later who's the babbling kid all right poof what's wrong and where's your
00:44magic
00:48calm down poof try using the voice exercises dr studwell gave you your practice list
00:58oh i still don't understand you try acting it out sweetie
01:05charades i love charades i want timmy to be my partner you're a beaver game
01:10over we win we're not
01:12playing charades poof is trying to tell us something important i still don't understand write it on
01:18your
01:18little chalkboard honey
01:24screechy chalk
01:28now get inside honey it's raining chalkboards
01:35calm down poof let's eat daddy's making dinner
01:39oh yeah there's nothing a plate of soggy chicken nuggets can't cure
01:48hey we'll just go out
01:59welcome back marble mouth let me guess you tried to tell everyone about my evil plan and no one
02:04understood you
02:08that's what i thought soon i'll be the most magical middle-aged man in the world
02:14till then i'll be smelling egg salad all day
02:18oh this baby wet his rattle maybe if you ask for it nicely i'll give it to you
02:23but you can't and i won't
02:31mr sack lunch you're gonna love my magical show and tell it'll make everyone long for death
02:36and might i add your egg salad cologne is delightful
02:40sit down you little blue noser now to begin show and tell
02:49that's enough you're first show me your magic power it's obviously not public speaking
02:57not going to cooperate eh we'll see about that i know a thing or two about handling
03:02things all right everyone on three and a one and a two and a
03:20we'll begin the show and tell with oh oh pick me
03:24eagerness and enthusiasm will get you nowhere in my class i'm going with shameless the lepre
03:29chaun
03:32what's your magic kid other than the fact that you're sporting facial hair at age five
03:37top of the morning lotty me power is making rainbows
03:46is that where rainbows come from that's disgusting well it is a little underwhelming but what
03:51the heck
03:51it's a good party trick
03:58i don't feel so good you do look a little more green than usual why don't you sit
04:02down but i'm not
04:04done with me sit down sorry i'm a little edgy there's not a lot of oxygen getting
04:09into this bag
04:18next step for magical show and tell oh please let it be me sure go ahead
04:24not any else front and center
04:28my magic is the ability to turn anything into a pair of shoes
04:35oh nice do you have anything in a size
04:39he's a completely out of style i could probably pull this look off if i lived in a wind
04:44mill
04:48i feel empty inside welcome to the club now sit down
04:56today's lunch specials are eye of newt toe of frog and mexican pizza
05:03this is an island no cutting in line
05:10next up in magical show and tell savvy sweet sparkle
05:14my power is that i can turn everything sweet even this yucky sour lemon
05:23whatever i lost my taste buds at a poorly conceived dark matter experiment
05:29i've lost my sparkle but it might come back if you sing me a happy song here's a
05:35happy song i call
05:37shoofly still haven't learned to duck huh
05:42oh come on i'm still eating my mexican pizza let's see i've got troll power sprite
05:49power gnome power
05:50and of course solar power boy that was a money-saving move i'll never regret
05:55well looks like the only one left is you blue pain death sorrow misery
06:02oh thank you mr sack lunch you're obviously saving the best for last
06:12live from mr sack lunch's spellimentary classroom you know him you love him you fear his dark
06:18twisted mind
06:20let's hear it for
06:26oh this is gonna be good and now to astound you with my amazing feats of evil
06:32mr sack lunch apparently your student poof is agitated about something
06:37what student i didn't catch his name
06:41that's what you get for interrupting me boy that never gets old neither do i
06:49no one cares weirdo
06:54so baby got back i mean baby is back that was bad grammar and i apologize
07:06no one upstages me you purple twop wow that's the most impressive display of
07:11magic i've seen today do it again this time hit the loser who made shoes
07:15that seems unnecessarily cruel i like it
07:26that's weird suddenly i feel lightheaded and since i'm mostly head that's a pretty bad feeling
07:33i better poof myself down to the school nurse
07:36oh no i don't have any magic that's right you don't have any magic because i took
07:42it
07:42and now i drink your milkshake
07:47oh great my magic smoothie's dripping down my bad face well i guess it's time i reveal my
07:53true identity
07:54students prepare to be shocked because you've just been schooled by world-renowned fairy hunter
08:00denzel crocker
08:04yeah we've never heard of you silence really no one no never not really are you the mall s
08:10anta
08:11what no now let's we become the most powerful creature in the universe
08:24behold i am a cornucopia of magic
08:28whoa against all odds i'm even less attractive than before no matter i can always put the bag back
08:34over my head
08:37so you want to rumble huh great i can test my amazing new powers on you prepare for shock
08:44and awe
08:46and apparently rainbows
08:51okay let's try another one of my awesome powers take that and by that i mean please accept this
08:57lovely pair of wooden shoes okay third time's a charm anti-fairy powers activate
09:05now that's more like it this is the end for you you purple paint in the butt any last
09:11words or in your
09:12or in your case incoherent mumbling
09:18haa eloquent to the end
09:20i want my
09:23my
09:24my toy
09:25whoa it speaks
09:28oh get a grip he said four words
09:34big deal he has the power to open desk drawers
09:42oh dear i think i just rainbowed my pants
10:06time to finish you off
10:08boy this would be a lot more dramatic if the f dancers were here
10:17what a world
10:20your plan to absorb all the magic from my friends and poop has failed you get an f mr cro
10:27cker
10:27we get it you got the gift of gab slapping to the floor now
10:32weird poof can talk now it's strange but i'm gonna miss the way he used to say
10:37poof poof
10:38i'll be on my way anyway good show and tell i'll be giving you all a's not
10:51so fast bag face
10:52i'm gonna turn your smile upside down punk
10:56it's not me you want it's mr wilcox sack lunch
11:00hiper
11:02ventilating
11:03eee
11:05eee
11:06egg salad
11:07fumes
11:08not helping
11:08mother
11:14great party poof
11:15and once again sorry i try to annihilate you repeatedly a lot
11:20in fact every time i saw you and thank you for saving me no problem poop do you think we
11:26could
11:26be friends now oh absolutely not no i'm hanging out with sammy now he's kind of a
11:31bad boy
11:35oh cosmo i can't believe our baby is through with poofordy and is finally talking
11:41i know
11:42i can't wait to have intelligent conversations with him of course i'd have to get intelligent
11:47first i can't wait to hear him talk hey guys this is the best party ever
11:54it's like fingernails on a chalkboard
12:00honey it's raining chalkboards again just kidding this is my real voice and now that i can talk
12:07i got
12:07a bunch of things to say mom no more strained beets dad stay away from the oven and
12:13timmy buddy i
12:14love you but you gotta lose a pink hat
12:21oh sure they make a big deal over a baby talking no one says a thing about a talking dog
12:26come on
12:27felicia let's get out of here i really gotta cut eye holes in that costume
12:34what's wrong with my pink hat dead
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