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00:01优优独播剧场——YoYo Television Series Exclusive
00:10DETECTIVE
00:11嚯家 by That Detective Movie was Awesome!
00:15噢,YES!
00:16I LOVE SHERLOCK HOMELY MOVIES.
00:18He'S SO HOMELY HE HAS TO BE SMART!
00:21I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE THE BUTLER DID IT!
00:23WHAT BUTLER?!
00:24THE MOVIE WAS ABOUT A GIANT GREEN LIZARD THAT DESTROYED POKE
00:27PESEE!
00:27you wandered into the wrong theater again dear
00:30i wandered into the wrong theater too
00:32there was hot oil and popping sounds
00:34you wandered into the popcorn machine Cosmo
00:37ooh that explains the imitation butter flavoring in my pants
00:41i call it butt butter
00:44hey what happened to our house
00:50we've been robbed
00:51they took everything our furniture TV even the walls
00:56if we had a butler i'd blame him
00:59sparky why didn't you stop the burglar
01:01i didn't see a burglar
01:03i was too busy helping the mover with the ski mask load all your stuff into his unmarked
01:07van
01:07that was a burglar
01:08oh sorry timmy
01:10i thought we were moving somewhere better than this dump
01:12this place doesn't even have walls
01:14this is chet you betcher reporting that a burglar has been robbing houses all over dim
01:19sdale
01:19taking everything including my microphone
01:22which is why i'm talking into this churro
01:24this just in
01:25it's a mexican donut
01:27hey turners i saw you were robbed so i took the liberty of replacing all your worldly possessions
01:32i also brought you this sack of cold hard cash
01:35cold and hard like your heart
01:37get off my lawn you demon with a human face
01:41i'm glad the house is back to normal
01:42and it's a good thing mr. dinkleburk got exact replicas of all my old stuff
01:46we can forget the burglary ever happened
01:49oh timmy we can never forget this burglary ever happened
01:53to catch the burglar i'm starting a neighborhood watch
01:56darnit he took my watch
01:57this guy is more cunning than i thought
02:00dad you don't wear a watch
02:02good detective work son i could use you on my team
02:05dad you're not a detective
02:06i might as well be i've seen every sherlock homie movie ever made
02:10well except for the one we just came back from
02:12anyway i'm calling a neighborhood watch meeting in our living room
02:17dad i don't think anyone else wants to join your neighborhood watch
02:22that's because the burglar stole their sense of justice
02:24hello i'm here to join your neighborhood watch program
02:27were you robbed too mr crocker
02:29no i'm here because i want to chew the burglar out for not taking mother
02:32i left her on the porch with a note that said please steal me
02:36but no dice
02:36he did however take my dice
02:39well now that we're all here i'm gonna pull out my official detective case
02:43he let's see
02:53as detectives we'll need a name that will strike fear into every criminal out there
02:57we'll call ourselves the dimsdale undercover crime killer squad
03:01so we're the ducks
03:03of course we are nothing puts more fear into the heart of thieves than duck hats
03:08i stole them from dingleberg so technically i'm our first suspect
03:11from now on you will call me by my code name major ballard your code name is loosey
03:16goosey
03:17oh come on
03:18and your code name is mr quackers
03:21could i be named the falcon it's a cool name and it might get me a date
03:24falcons have nothing to do with crime everyone knows ducks are nature's crime fighters
03:30they fly south for the winter to bust perps
03:32now to catch a burglar in the act we'll have to set up a stakeout
03:36i love steak outs especially with creamed corn
03:39i love creamed corn timmy
03:42i don't think a steak out means going out for steak
03:44i worked at a steak house once just to steal the knives
03:47that reminds me have to leave soon to put mother out for the burglar with a note that says
03:51great for pulling your plow
03:52that woman's got the cankles of a clydesdale
04:08the steak out is delicious once we're done we should really start looking for the burglar
04:13excuse me waiter
04:15could i get a doggy bag please
04:17sorry
04:18not my table
04:22dad i think that was the burglar
04:24what to the duck truck mr.quackers you too loosey-goosey
04:28oh come on
04:30floor it mr.quackers
04:32it's the falcon
04:33no it's not
04:37it's the burglar
04:42arrest him
04:43that's just a guy taking out his trash
04:45trust me loosey-goosey i have the mind of a detective
04:51i think you mean detective
04:52i think you hit it right the first time
04:56arrest him
05:01arrest him
05:01look someone's in old lady schwimmer's house
05:04that's mrs.swimmer dad
05:06which is exactly what the burglar would want us to think
05:09arrest him
05:10you're busted burglar
05:12we're the ducks
05:13i'm the falcon
05:14what are you doing later
05:15shut your beak mr.quackers
05:16and pat the suspect down for stolen loot
05:19我们去做更多的 steak
05:25为什么我一直在一位女人
05:27我认为我会与她们像个 Freebus Dorito
05:36后面的深刻
05:37和深刻的深刻的地区
05:39我认为这种独立的
05:41是不其他人的
05:43Dinkleberg
05:45Mr.Dinkleberg是 clean
05:47nothing we found leads to him
05:49oh really
05:50then how do you explain these stolen duck hats
05:53you stole them from him dad
05:55it's major mallard and stop twisting my words
05:58i will not be a victim of this witch hunt
06:02guys i'm worried about my dad
06:03all his crazy detective work is gonna get him into trouble
06:06i wouldn't worry timmy
06:08you really think people are dumb enough to believe his crazy theories
06:13so it is dinkleberg
06:15the falcon is gonna go ask that lunatic why he didn't steal mother
06:21vicious gent you bet you're reporting that timmy turner's dad
06:23has harassed half the town
06:24causing an angry mob to demand that the turners leave dimsdale forever
06:28in related news the angry mob would have wrought pitchforks and torches
06:32but those were stolen too
06:33whoa i haven't seen a mob this angry since they ran out of powdered donuts at parent teacher night
06:38well i'm out of here
06:40time for the falcon to take to the sky
06:43great the burglar stole the duck truck
06:45get turner
06:50oh no even the ducks have turned against me
06:52no i'm wrong
06:54i just have creamed corn on my shoes
06:56get timmy's dad
06:57get timmy's dad
07:00i failed timmy
07:02every house in dimsdale was robbed
07:04and i couldn't stop it
07:05i'm not fit to wear this extremely flattering duck hat
07:09let's go pack our thing so we can leave this town forever
07:11we'll pick up some steaks on the way out
07:14i'm not hungry
07:15i ate a duck
07:16anyway let's blow this joint
07:18no sparky
07:19i don't want to move
07:20i have to find a way to help dad catch this burglar and save his reputation
07:24but how sport
07:25every house in dimsdale has already been robbed
07:28then i wish dimsdale had one more house
07:34well timmy looks like i'm being driven out of town by an angry mob story of my life
07:39dad you cannot give up on the ducks
07:42there's still one more house that hasn't been robbed
07:44you might be able to trap the burglar there
07:46i've never noticed that house before
07:48but i think we've realized that i don't really pay attention
07:55this is the only house left for the burglar to rob dad
07:57and when he shows up you're gonna be here to stop him
08:00you're right
08:01and when i do i'll prove to everyone that they were wrong about me
08:07let's do this loosey goosey
08:09you got it major mallard
08:11it's dad
08:11oh right
08:17hello neighbors
08:18we're the super rich ferrymans
08:20care for a fancy egg
08:22thank you
08:23i gotta say mr ferryman i like your green hair
08:26i guess when you're rich you can get away with anything
08:29that's right
08:30we're super rich
08:31now if you'll excuse me
08:32i have to leave my gold out to dry
08:37oh look honey
08:38the diamonds are right
08:40those will go great in your diamond mango salad
08:43won't you stay for dinner
08:45sure
08:46timmy
08:47it's gonna be hard for me not to rob these people
08:51oh don't bother closing the door
08:53we rich people find it to be such a hassle
08:57i'm gonna dust for finger paints
08:59fingerprints dad
09:02dust
09:05dust
09:11uh dad aren't you supposed to dust for fingerprints and block off the crime scene after a crime
09:16timmy i'm the defective here
09:18you sure are
09:22oh no it's the waiter
09:24dad it's the burglar
09:25and he's got our wands
09:27i mean our very expensive salad tongs
09:30thanks to your loser neighborhood watch
09:33robbing this town has been a piece of cake
09:36i'm just gonna steal this one last thing
09:39before i go have a piece of cake
09:43listen up burglar
09:45you can rob my house and humiliate me in front of the entire town
09:49but nobody steals my duck call
09:55dad your super weird detective skills actually paid off
09:59that's because good always triumphs over evil
10:02now grab the diamonds out of that salad and let's get out of here
10:06here's your burglar dimsdale
10:08we can all rest easy now that the streets are safe
10:11i know i will
10:12all that creamed corn made me really sleepy
10:27welcome to the neighborhood mrs ferryman
10:29great thank you
10:31what are we gonna do with 800 meatloaves
10:34well you know what they say
10:35when life gives you meatloaf make lemonade
10:39boy this is disgusting lemonade
10:43i'm the falcon
10:44call me
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