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00:00民众公司
00:29Compassion
00:29I am Timmy, mainly because the zipper broke last year
00:32and I haven't been able to get it off
00:39Big squirrel with a stupid shell
00:40Bark! Bark! Bark! Bark! Bark!
00:43Sparky! No! That's Timmy's dad!
00:46More squirrels! I love camping!
00:48Bark! Bark! Bark! Bark!
00:52It's dark and I'm sad and cold
00:55I'd say let's set up a campfire
00:57Except my dad also forgot the firewood
00:59Firewood's old-fashioned, Mr. Caveman
01:02I brought something more hip than now
01:04Everyone gather round and warm your hands by the laptop
01:08I'm still cold
01:17It's not working
01:18That's because it's buffering, you whiny city slicker
01:21Okay, well, until my dad's fire gets going
01:24Why don't we pass the time by telling scary stories?
01:26No! I have a terrifying tale
01:29This is the story of a lovely lady
01:31Who was bringing up three very lovely girls
01:34That's not a scary story
01:36That's a copyrighted TV show theme song
01:38Oh, but it is scary
01:40Four girls in one house
01:42Imagine the water bill!
01:44Uh, yeah, why don't I just take it from here?
01:46This would be spookier if I had a flashlight, but I'll make it work
01:49Wanda, how about setting the mood?
01:59Okay, get ready to have the pants scared off you
02:03I would love to get the pants scared off me
02:05This squirrely scout uniform has been chafing for months
02:08Stop talking!
02:10Okay, it was a dark and stormy night
02:22A regular guy and his talking dog were playing a scary video game
02:26Where you fight a shrieking banshee with ordinary household items
02:30Take that, Banshee!
02:31Blender to the shins!
02:33Ironing board to the solar plexus!
02:40We did it!We defeated the stupid Banshee!
02:43And we'll never hear that horrible scream again!
02:46Cosmo!
02:47Gah!
02:49I'm going to the store!
02:50Did you two scare yourselves playing that game?
02:53Nothing scares me, Wanda!
02:56Gah!A gray version of me on the wall!
02:59That's your shadow, Cosmo!
03:01I knew that!
03:03Gah!
03:03There's a gray version of you on the wall, too, Sparky!
03:10Oops!
03:11Forgot my umbrella!
03:12Waah!
03:13Waah!
03:14Waah!
03:15That sounded like the Banshee!
03:18But the game's not on!
03:20Waah!
03:21Waah!
03:22Oh!
03:22The Banshee is back!
03:25Don't hurt me!
03:27Take gray-me instead!
03:31Oh, no!
03:32It took gray-me!
03:33Waah!
03:34Waah!
03:37Waah!
03:38Waah!
03:38Cosmo!Sparky!
03:40Let me in!
03:42Waah!
03:42The Banshee knows our names!
03:44It's only a matter of time before she finds out our social security numbers and steals our identities!
03:50She's out for revenge because we beat her in the video game!
03:52That makes total sense!
03:55Once we beat her, she turned real and went outside!
03:57Cosmo!Sparky!
03:59It's me!
04:00Waah!
04:01Leave us alone, Banshee!
04:03The only way to stop her is to defeat her just like we did in the video game!
04:07Right!
04:07We just need to get ordinary household items!
04:10But where are we gonna find household items in a house?
04:13I don't know, but I did find some white paint, onion juice and a weed whacker that won
04:18't turn off!
04:25I've got onion juice in my eyes!
04:28What are you lunatics doing?
04:29If I get my hands on you, you'll be sorry!
04:39Sparky!
04:40The Banshee's trying to get in through an upstairs window!
04:42Quick!
04:43Let's set a trap!
04:44I'll buy her some time by hitting her in the butt with this handful of bees!
04:47It'll be a relief to get them out of my hand!
04:51Aaaaaaah!
04:54Aaaaaaah!
05:00She's coming!
05:01HIDE!
05:04Aaaaaaah!
05:06Aaah!
05:07Aaah!
05:08Aaah!
05:09Aaah!
05:09Aaah!
05:10Aaah!
05:12Aaah!
05:12Aah!
05:14Aah!
05:14Aah!
05:15Aah!
05:15Aah!
05:16Aah!
05:16Aah!
05:17Aah!
05:19Aah!
05:20Aah!
05:21Aah!
05:22Aah!
05:23aah!
05:24Aah!
05:25Aah!
05:27Happy Birthday!
05:28Make-a-wish!
05:30Aah!
05:31Aah!
05:32Aah!
05:32Aah!
05:36Aah!
05:38We did it! We caught the Banshee!
05:41Wanda would be so proud!
05:43Wanda's not proud!
05:45How would you know, stupid Banshee?
05:47Why don't we call her and find out?
05:49Good idea, Sparky! Can I borrow your cell phone?
05:52I'm using mine to download a zombie game!
05:54I make it a point to never learn from my mistakes!
05:59Oh no!The call is coming from inside the Banshee!
06:03That can only mean the Banshee ate Wanda!
06:07There is no Banshee!I'm Wanda, you nitpapoops!
06:10That's exactly what the Banshee would say!
06:13Run, Sparky!But not too far!
06:15I need to be in Wi-Fi range to download the rest of my zombie game!
06:19Come back, you ninnies!There's no such thing as Banshees!
06:28Banshee!
06:32I can't believe Wanda slept through the whole Banshee attack!
06:36Poor lazy Wanda!
06:38Why don't I pour you a nice glass of onion juice?
06:41I will play some more video games!
06:44Okay!
06:47The end!
06:48That wasn't a scary story!
06:50It was terrifying!
06:52Why was there onion juice in the house?
06:54Dad, you may have missed the point of the story!
06:56I got bit by a tick and I missed eating!
06:59Me too!
07:00I'm starving!I'm suing!
07:02Don't worry guys!I'll just use my scout skills to forage for food!
07:06I'll be in the woods should any colorful squirrels feel like a baby!
07:13Good news!I found nuts, berries and a pizza delivery man!
07:18Hi everybody!I'm a totally non-magical pizza delivery man!
07:23What?No garlic nuts?
07:25Who organized this stupid camping trip?
07:27You did!
07:28Now do you want to hear another scary story?
07:31Yeah!
07:35Okay!
07:36This one is about a man named...Turner!
07:40Oh!He sounds handsome!
07:42Trying to tell a story here Dad!
07:44And I'm trying to establish a rich visual image of the main character in my head!
07:48Stop talking Dad!
07:53Turner didn't know it!
07:55But he was about to take the most terrifying flight of his life!
07:59Oh!I'm so excited!
08:01Mr.Ed Ludley is sending me on my very first business trip!
08:05And even better,I won't be anywhere near my evil neighbor Dinkleburg!
08:09I'm gonna miss you, Turner!
08:12Dinkleburg!
08:14Why am I in your car?
08:16You asked me to postpone my appendix surgery and drive you to the airport!
08:20And like the calculating fiend you are,you agreed!
08:24So long!I'd wave but my life-threatening appendicitis has weakened me!
08:28Have a good flight!
08:30How I fly is none of your business you nosy bloodsucker!
08:34I'll pick you up Monday morning!
08:36Hmm there may be traffic!
08:38Come Sunday night and sleep in your car!
08:40Okay!
08:42Hmm let's see...Totally safe airlines,nothing to fear airlines...
08:47Oh there's mine!American scare lines!
08:56Well this is a little creepy,but anything's better than being around Dinkleburg!
09:04I thought you might enjoy a little music while you wait!
09:07Quit stalking me you musically gifted monster!
09:09Bang!
09:11Bang!
09:11Bang!
09:12Bang!
09:12Bang!
09:14Bang!
09:18Bang!
09:19Bang!
09:20Bang!
09:20Bang!
09:20Boy there's nothing like flying high in the sky enjoying a tiny bag of peanuts a million miles away
09:26from Dinkleburg!
09:29Aah!
09:30There's a man on the wing of the plane!Can I have your tiny nuts?
09:34Is there a problem sir?
09:35Bang!
09:37Bang!
09:38Dinkleburg!
09:39I'm either seeing things or I'm allergic to tiny nuts!
09:42Hey!
09:43If you're gonna scare me at least bring me more snacks!
09:46If you're hungry you can have the food I bought at the duty free shop!
09:50Sounds good!
09:51I prefer my food duty free!
09:53Bang!
09:54Two Dinkleburgs!
09:56Oh no!
09:57I've got double Dinklevision!
10:00Get a grip Turner!
10:02There's no way you just saw two Dinkleburgs!
10:04You're just a little freaked out!
10:06Maybe an in-flight movie will calm you down!
10:10Cloudy with a chance of Dinkleburg?
10:12No!
10:13How to train your Dinkleburg?
10:15Boring!
10:16Oh!
10:16Titanic!
10:17Nothing like watching a good disaster movie on a plane!
10:21I'm king of the world!
10:24Oh no!
10:25The ship's hit a Dinkleburg!
10:27Wait a second!
10:28All these movies have Dinkleburg in them!
10:31Who the heck picked these?
10:32Bang!
10:33Bang!
10:33Bang!
10:34Bang!
10:35A plane full of Dinkleburgs!
10:37I'm also out of tiny nuts again!
10:39Bang!
10:40Bang!
10:41Bang!
10:41Bang!
10:42Bang!
10:42Bang!
10:42Bang!
10:43Bang!
10:43Bang!
10:43字幕志愿者 李宗盛
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