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00:00字幕志愿者 李宗盛
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00:12Timmy, why are you packing a sleep mask for school?
00:15It's not what you think.
00:17You sleep during class?
00:18Then it is what you think.
00:20I gotta get ready for school too.
00:21Traffic school.
00:23Sparky, dogs aren't supposed to drive.
00:25Yeah, that's what the cops said when they told me
00:27I had to go to traffic school.
00:28I just need to borrow the car from your dad
00:31Honey, the dog's giving me a ride to work
00:34See you later
00:35Squirrel
00:36Almost time for school, Poof
00:39I'm making breakfast in the fishbowl
00:41What do you want, soggy eggs or soggy waffles?
00:46Yeah, I don't think we have that
00:47Mostly because I don't know what you said
00:51Oh no, the soggy pot roast I made last night made him crazy
00:54What's wrong with my baby?
00:56I'm gonna call Dr. Rick Studwell
00:58Dr. Studwell, something's wrong with Poof
01:01I'm afraid there's no cure
01:03What?
01:04For our love
01:05Sorry, Wanda, I was rehearsing my lines for the soap opera I'm starring in
01:09I play a doctor that only treats supermodels in the arctic circle
01:12It's called The Cold and the Beautiful
01:15I thought you were a real doctor
01:17I am, but I also play one on TV
01:20The money's better and I don't have to watch sick people undress
01:25Oh, I see what the problem is
01:28What is it, Dr. Studwell?
01:30My character gets killed by something called a laser penguin
01:33I've gotta call my agent
01:34No! What's wrong with Poof?
01:36Oh, right
01:37Poof's going through Pooferty
01:39Pooferty? Don't you mean puberty?
01:42Young man, who's the supermodel doctor here?
01:45Pooferty is when fairy babies go from saying Poof Poof to actual words
01:50But while Poof makes the transition, you won't be able to understand a thing he says
01:54Well, maybe you can't understand him, but I bet I can figure it out
01:58What do you want to do?
02:00He either said he's hungry or that I left the soggy oven on
02:03I'm betting he's hungry
02:06I bet wrong
02:07Is there anything you can do for my baby, Dr. Studwell?
02:11Don't worry, he'll come out of the fishbowl eventually
02:14She went Poof
02:15Oh, right
02:16Well, all we can do is give him this list of words to practice
02:20Exterior arctic circle day
02:23A group of shivering models huddle around a hunky doctor for warmth
02:27Oh, sorry, that's my next scene
02:30Practice these sounds, Poof
02:31And eventually you'll be able to speak as good as I talk
02:40Now if you'll excuse me
02:41I have to get back to the set before the supermodels wander off
02:44They don't have a lot of stares, Wanda
02:46Just the cold arctic wind whistling between their ears
02:51It's the school bus, Poof
02:53Have a good day
02:54I can translate that
02:58He either said he'll see you after school
03:00Or he's marrying a Siamese cat
03:02Either way, I accept him
03:04I'm proud of my weird cat-loving son
03:13Oh, good, it's dark in here
03:14I won't have to use my sleep mask
03:17Ladies and gentlemen
03:18Live from Dimmsdale Elementary School
03:21It's the Denzel Crocker Show
03:23Here's your host, Denzel Crocker
03:27Thank you, thank you
03:28Take it away, F-Dancers
03:33Sorry, I haven't graded your papers yet
03:34I was up until three rehearsing this number
03:40Alright F-Dancers, bring it on home
03:45I probably should have cut eye holes in their costumes
03:47You all get Fs for being terrible Fs
03:51Alright kids, time for a field trip
03:54To the dark recesses of my mind
04:00I allow me to introduce my latest invention
04:03I call it my Abracablender
04:05This baby will drain the magic from any magical creature
04:08And turn it into a delicious smoothie
04:10And once I drink it
04:12I'll have that creature's powers
04:14With a protein boost
04:15Hey, Mr. Nutjob
04:16Can we learn something new?
04:18Don't try to distract me, Turner
04:19I know you have
04:20BARIES
04:21And after all these years
04:22I've come to the conclusion
04:24That they're disguised as your stupid pink hat
04:26Which I'm now gonna suck the magic from
04:34Whoops, had the settings up too high
04:36Oh well, bottoms up
04:40I don't feel magical at all
04:42Alright kids, read chapter three
04:44While I go throw up hat juice
04:49Boy Timmy, Mr. Crocker's really out of control
04:52Yeah, if he can put a hat in a blender
04:54There's no telling what kind of evil he's capable of
04:57The next time it could be your pencil
04:59Holy cow, where are your pencils?
05:02Cosmo's right
05:03You guys are in danger
05:04And it's time we got rid of Mr. Crocker once and for all
05:07I wish he were transferred to a new school
05:10And make it the one that's the farthest away from here
05:12Done
05:13Boy, that was exhausting
05:15Who wants a refreshing glass of leftover hat juice?
05:19Yum
05:20Yum
05:21Ooh, that's coming right back up
05:25I can't believe I was transferred to another school
05:28Boy, you try to shape young minds
05:31And skim a little money from the PTA fund
05:32And this is the thanks you get
05:34Spellimentary school
05:35Never heard of it
05:37I'll just plug the coordinates into the old GPS
05:39And I'm off
05:39Hmmm
05:44Using unleaded gas may have been a mistake
05:46Apparently the lead's what keeps you on the ground
05:57Oh, that was a bumpy ride
05:58I think I burped up a little hat juice
06:00Yum
06:03Nothing odd here
06:04Just a typical bunch of bratty brats
06:07She must use unleaded gas in her broom
06:09Ah, that's the strange little kid from my neighbor's lawn
06:12Wait a minute
06:14The little kid tying his own shoe
06:15He must be magical
06:17Ah, this is a school for magical children
06:19I've hit the jackpot
06:21But given that I'm a world famous fairy hunter
06:24There's a good chance one of these brats will know me
06:27Move it weirdo
06:29Yup, they know me
06:30Time for a clever disguise
06:34What are you looking at?
06:35I'm your new teacher, Mr. Setlunch
06:38It's German for Mr. Crocker
06:40I mean, Wilcox
06:41Ah
06:47Check this out, Sammy
06:49I rigged a voice activated fairy wacker to the door
06:51When Poof enters and says poo poo like he always does
06:54ka pow!
06:58You make me sad and afraid
07:01Weep away, Sammy
07:03Your tears only fuel my rage
07:06noise
07:07hello pouf
07:09what say you
07:10傳統
07:12what i didn't quite hear you
07:14傳統
07:17that moron was supposed to say poof poof
07:21good morning children
07:24i'm your new teacher mister sack lunch
07:26mister sack lunch
07:28i have a question
07:29and i have an answer
07:31no
07:31ooh i like him
07:33最後一教授了一教授的
07:35好,學生,我會想要你解釋你的魔法
07:38我要知道你更好
07:41哦,Mr.Sacklunch,讓我示範你我的魔法
07:44它是非常可怕
07:45它們最好用的用戶像POOF在這裡
07:49是那些人嗎
07:50或者我只能聽你在這本書包
07:52是呀
07:53好,Baby Talk,Kid
07:55你應該會用真實話的說話
07:58然後你一定不會有力量
07:59給我那
08:05好的,Class dismissed
08:07讓你準備好給你一個魔法
08:10每個都會以為你願意的威力
08:12我們只為一到10分鐘
08:14我要學習一下
08:17哦,你要學習一下嗎
08:19Learn to duck!
08:22Best teacher ever!
08:24See you tomorrow, children!
08:29Great! Now I'm having a bag hair day!
08:31But who cares?
08:32Tomorrow, I, Denzel Crocker,
08:34will suck the magic out of those little brats
08:36and become the most powerful creature in the universe!
08:41You overheard my little secret, did you?
08:43Well, you can't tell on me.
08:44No one can understand a word you say!
08:47And as far as anyone else knows,
08:48I'm still Mr. Sacklunch!
08:50See you tomorrow when your magic will be mine!
08:55Yik!
08:56How am I still prepping up hat juice?
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