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00:12Dingkelberg's
00:13This is the worst day ever!
00:14I was going through Dingkelberg's mail, and I found this!
00:17A monogrammed sweater?
00:18No, I took the sweater from Dingkelberg's closet.
00:21The D stands for Dad now.
00:22I meant this copy of Perfect Family magazine.
00:26Every week they give the Perfect Family Award to the Dinkkelbergs.
00:29Why not us? We're the definition of perfect!
00:32You're the perfect homemaker!
00:36Oh, dear!The sucky-uppy thingy broke!
00:39On the bright side,I'm done with my chores!
00:42And Timmy's the perfect student!
00:44I am!The F on my book report stands for fantastic!
00:48And Sparky's the perfect dog!
00:50Dog food?Oh,come on!I asked for surf and turf!
00:55Perfect kick,Sparky!
00:57Honestly,what's so great about the Dinkelbergs?
01:00Sure,they turned their pool into a sanctuary for endangered sea turtles.
01:04Which,by the way,make delicious soup!
01:07Who am I kidding?The Dinkelbergs are better than us!
01:13No,they're not,Dad!We have a much nicer...table cloth!
01:17I stole that from Dinkelberg too!That's why it has D's on it!
01:20I thought that stood for dinner!
01:23I'm gonna go up to my less than perfect room
01:25and cry into my less than perfect pillow!
01:29I'll come with you dear!It's filthy down here!
01:33I feel terrible for my dad guys!
01:36He really wants us to be the perfect family!
01:38You know what perfection is,Timmy?Being exactly who you are!
01:43You obviously don't know Timmy very well!
01:45But on a related note,I don't know me very well either!
01:48I have to find out who I am!
01:51Okay!I am definitely not a lion tamer!
01:53But I definitely am a guy with internal bleeding!
01:56I'm unraveling the mystery that is me!
01:59Wanda,I really want to make my dad happy!
02:02I wish we were the perfect family,so we can win the perfect family award!
02:16Wow!I'm taller!
02:18With the right amount of teeth for a person!
02:21Turner!Your homework magically re-graded itself!
02:25Now you're the perfect student!This can only be the work of...
02:28Mary!
02:28Who I assume are cleverly disguised as those two skunks on your lawn!
02:33Hooray!They sprayed me with their magic!
02:37Hmm,I don't remember magic smelling this bad!
02:42Look at that!I have the power to wilt daffodils!
02:45Densilcrucker is a stinky force to be reckoned with!
02:49Timmy,I made these perfect finger sandwiches!
02:51Which is amazing because a minute ago,I was lying on the floor with smoking pieces of the microwave burning
02:57through my dirty sweatpants!
02:59They're just like I like them,Mom!With the crusts cut off!
03:03I use the crusts to feed these songbirds!
03:07I can't believe my eyes!And by that I mean I suddenly don't have to wear contact lenses
03:12anymore!
03:13Also,my family is perfect!
03:17Even Sparky,who's turned into a handsome white stallion!
03:20My name is Avalanche now!
03:23Who's so perfect he talks!
03:26Hi!I'm Susan for Critical!But you can call me Super Critical!
03:31I'm from Perfect Family Magazine!And I received a tip that you're the most perfect family in D
03:36insdale!
03:37Well,our dog is a horse!
03:39That's a good start!And you do look fairly flawless!
03:43Now all you have to do is remain perfect for 24 hours and the trophy is yours!
03:48Come on Super Critical!We'll give you a tour of our perfect house!
03:51I cut the crusts off the den!
03:54Well,I'm definitely not a crash test dummy!
03:57Well,you are one of those words!
03:59My vision quest continues!
04:02Sport,it looks like your dad is on his way to getting that trophy!
04:06Being perfect is gonna be a snap!
04:08I'm gonna snap!I didn't realize perfect kids did this much homework!
04:12And they also eat six servings of vegetables a day!
04:16Oh,come on!
04:20Well,apparently I'm not a magician's assistant either!
04:23Also,I don't think that guy in the alley with the rusty saw was really a magician!
04:28Being perfect is harder than I thought!
04:31Being perfect is hard!
04:33Now I have to do things like mow the lawn, break the leaves, and give Dinkleburg back
04:38all the stuff I stole!
04:40Burner!You didn't have to return all my stuff!
04:43Oh,I had no choice!I'm cursed with perfection!
04:46But I am keeping your watch!
04:48Oh,no I'm not!
04:50I'm not sure I'm cut out for this perfect thing!
04:54Now I have to buy our groceries instead of taking food from bar mitzvah receptions!
04:59So I guess we're not having a chopped liver swan for dinner?
05:02Oh no dear!We're having a healthy and legally purchased meal!
05:06So I'm making steamed fish and six servings of vegetables!
05:09That's it!Emergency family meeting in the kitchen!
05:12Turners assemble!
05:16By the way,Dinkleburg,here's your conch shell!
05:20Look,I know we all want that trophy!
05:23Or at least I do!I don't know what you want!
05:25The point is,Being perfect is killing us!
05:27And by us,I mean me!I don't know what's killing you!
05:29You're right,Dad!Being perfect is the worst!
05:34Stop singing in my ears,stupid bird!
05:37Look,I have a plan!We can still win the trophy if we're perfect when the judge gets here
05:41tomorrow!
05:42But until then,I say we secretly go back to being our imperfect selves!
05:46Woohoo!Let's lose the perfect rules!
05:54That's strange!Well,there are other ways to not be perfect!
05:58I'm gonna call my boss,Mr.Ed Ledley,and lie about being too sick to work on Monday!
06:03Hello,Mr.Ed Ledley!I'm sick!
06:06Of not working and I can't wait to come in on Monday!
06:10It's like my voice stayed perfect even though my brain didn't want to be!What is happening?
06:15I don't know dear,but something's wrong!
06:17I tried to make our usual dinner of hot fudge sundaes,but they turned into salmon with
06:21steamed broccoli!
06:23We're living in a perfect nightmare!
06:29Wanda!We can't stop being perfect and it's making us crazy!
06:33You have to undo the wish!
06:35I can't Timmy!
06:35You wished to be perfect so your dad could win the award and that hasn't happened yet!
06:40So you're stuck with being perfect until tomorrow!
06:43Well,I'm also not a sword swallower!
06:46Maybe I'm a rattlesnake whisperer!
06:48Hi,Mr.Rattlesnake!
06:51Wrong again!
06:53This is nuts!I can't take being perfect for another 12 hours!
06:57Sorry,you don't have a choice!
07:00Oh,really?
07:01Well,check this out!I'm gonna watch TV instead of doing my homework!
07:07Math!
07:09Timmy,it's bedtime!
07:11It's only nine o'clock!
07:13There is no way I'm going to...What the?
07:15My legs are taking me to bed even though my brain doesn't want to go!
07:19Aaah!
07:20I might be in bed,but there is no way I'm going to...
07:23Aaah!
07:24Aaah!
07:25Aaah!
07:26Aaah!
07:27Look,Timmy!
07:28I made the perfect breakfast!
07:30I couldn't...
07:32Stop myself!
07:34My body got up at 5 a.m. to start cooking!
07:38Aaah!
07:40Fruit!
07:41Plain yogurt!
07:43Weat toast with no butter!
07:44What is this?
07:45A hippie labor camp?
07:47Forget it!
07:48I'm having sugary cereal!
07:52Aaah!
07:54Hey guys!
07:55Can't stay for breakfast!
07:56I'm in the Dimmsdale Derby!
07:58Break a leg,Sparky!
07:59It's avalanche!
08:00And never say that to a horse!
08:05Morning!
08:06I'm gonna get the paper and hack apart Dinkleberg's gazebo!
08:11This is a nightmare!
08:12I tried to hack apart his gazebo and ended up building him a new family room with a stunning
08:16bay window!
08:17Hey Turner!
08:18Just reminding you when you built my family room with that stunning bay window, you kindly offered to drive me
08:23to the airport in rush hour traffic!
08:26I can't wait!
08:27I treasure every minute we spend together!
08:31What kind of voodoo is this?
08:37Honey?
08:38Are you wearing a new perfume?
08:40No dear!
08:41That's how I break wind now!
08:42Relax guys!
08:43Only 5 more minutes until the judge gets here!
08:45We just have to hang on!
08:47Alright!
08:48Let's just watch some TV!
08:50No!
08:50Not TV!
08:51It turns into my homework!
08:57It's super critical Timmy!
08:59You get it!
08:59If I get up I'm afraid I'll detail Dinkleberg's car again!
09:04Hello Turners!
09:05We get it!
09:06We win!
09:06We're perfect!
09:07Wish is over!
09:07I made vacuum!
09:09Congratulations Dad!
09:10We're the perfect family!
09:11I don't want to be the perfect family anymore!
09:15I liked our old imperfect family with our bad grades on our cereal that didn't turn into hippie
09:19yogurt!
09:20I broke Dinkleberg's window and I don't feel the urge to fix it!
09:24The curse is broken!
09:28Come on honey!
09:29I'll make hot fudge sundaes for dinner!
09:32And by make I mean steal them from the Steinberg bar mitzvah!
09:36You did it sport!
09:38You survived being perfect!
09:40And now we can go back to our normal underachieving lives!
09:44Well good news!
09:46I finally figured out who I am!
09:48Let me guess!
09:49You realize you're happy being Cosmo and you're perfect just the way you are!
09:53Oh heck no!
09:54I'm Marcy Cooperstein from Tallahassee Florida!
09:57I'm off to cheerleading practice!
09:59Go Cougars!
10:00Oh and if my BFF Tiffany calls tell her I'll see her Saturday night at the pep
10:04rally!
10:05And she is not to look at Trevor!
10:07He's mine!
10:09Will somebody get this guy off me?
10:11Wanna see a neat trick Mr. Adlandly?
10:20That's weird!
10:21There's usually a white shirt and khakis underneath!
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