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00:00优优独播剧场——YoYo Television Series Exclusive
00:01优优独播剧场——YoYo Television Series Exclusive
00:10Jimmy, why are we at the loony bin?
00:13This isn't the loony bin Sparky!
00:15It's the retirement home for actors who played superheroes on TV!
00:19They call it...
00:20The Home of Justice!
00:23Justice!
00:24Justice!
00:25Anyway, we're here to celebrate the birthday of the greatest TV superhero
00:29largest superhero of all time
00:31Catman!
00:32And I'm here to meet all my favorite TV superheroes
00:35They're the people who made it cool to wear underwear over your pants
00:39You sure it's safe for you guys to be in fairy form here?
00:46Never mind, you're good
00:47I think I see Butterfly Boy
00:49I gotta get his autograph
00:52I don't remember his show
00:53Yeah, he never had a show
00:55He's just a madman who dresses up like a butterfly
00:59We'll go get Butterfly Boy's autograph and see you at home
01:03Now to find Catman's room
01:05Nurse the litter box in my hero lair needs changing
01:09Found him
01:12Happy birthday, Catman
01:17Hi, Timmy
01:23I was just sharpening my claws of justice
01:26I never know when I'm gonna have to defend the world from evil
01:30Or open a can of tuna
01:32Right
01:33Well I brought you a birthday gift
01:35Yay
01:36Thank you citizen
01:37Holy office supplies
01:40It's my arch nemesis household tape
01:43Meow
01:46Tape now
01:51My tail
01:52Hey Timmy
01:53I scored a free lunch in the cafeteria
01:55They're serving salisbury steak and teeth in a glass
01:58Stand back Timmy
02:00You're in terrible danger
02:02Uhh no it's okay
02:04That's just my dog Sparky
02:05You've been brainwashed Timmy
02:07That fiend is my other arch nemesis Dogman
02:12He's used you to locate my lair so he can destroy me
02:16He's probably been working with household tape this entire time
02:21I think someone needs to up his medicine of justice
02:24Catman
02:24Dogman isn't real
02:26He's a villain from the Catman TV series
02:28And I swore with every fiber of my sand papery tongue
02:33That one day I'd throw him behind bars
02:36Prepare to be bowwalled by my crime-fighting skills you canine criminal
02:42Oh no the tape is back
02:44They are working together
02:46Stumble fall
02:48Oh
02:48I'm safe in here
02:52Butterfly Boy's gotta be here somewhere
02:55Take that evil doors
02:58Oh no
02:59Butterfly Boy's captured us
03:01Yay no wait
03:03Boo
03:04No one can escape my net of righteousness
03:08Also no one can escape looking at pictures of my grandkids
03:12And I just got the twins by Mitzvah photos
03:15Yay no
03:19You know I love me some Catman
03:21But thank goodness we don't have to see him for another year
03:25There's the dog fiend now
03:27I'll lure him out with my squirrel puppet Mr. Nuts
03:31Then zap him with my trusty cataprot
03:34Meow
03:35Now to perform some hyper-realistic rodent noises with my superhero vocal chords
03:41Squirrel noise chewing nuts squeak squeak
03:45Squirrel
03:46I'd love to chase you but you're attached to a wacko's wrist
03:50Someone's taught that old dog some new tricks
03:53I won't give up till I've captured him and Timmy's safe
03:57Gee it's a long way down
04:01Thank you handsome fireman
04:04I'm gonna need you to go back up that tree for Mr. Nuts
04:08Plan B
04:10I'll lure him away from Timmy with the one thing dogs can't resist
04:14Extra chunky organic peanut butter
04:25Ooh peanut butter
04:26This better be extra chunky and organic
04:33Now I'm gonna take you to the cat cave for questioning
04:37Now I'm gonna take you to the cat cave for questioning
04:37Once that handsome fireman gets here
04:41So
04:43Crazy weather we're having huh
04:45TALK DOG MAN IT'S MEOW OR NEVER
04:53Can I take your orders
04:55Wait a minute
04:56I thought you were taking me to the cat cave
04:58You're in the cat cave
05:00It's a swanky jazz club on the pier
05:03This place is the cat's meow
05:05I met my third wife here
05:08You know what they say
05:09Cats have nine wives
05:11Yeah I don't think they say that dude
05:13We'll take two club sodas
05:16And uh let's see do you want to split some calamari
05:19Sure weirdo
05:21Now tell me
05:22Where have you hidden your fiendish secret weapon the pit bulldozer
05:27Now I don't know where the pit bulldozer is
05:29But I did bury Mrs. Turner's pot roast in their yard
05:32Trust me I was doing Timmy a favor
05:35Sparky mom's looking for her pot roast
05:38Sparky
05:40Mrs. Turner speak your business
05:42Timmy it's cat man
05:43Oh boy
05:44I've captured dog man and you're safe from danger
05:48Also this calamari is top notch
05:52Wait what
05:53They use an incredible blend of exotic spices
05:56No the other thing
05:58I'm taking dog man to the home of justice and putting him down
06:02Cat man I told you that's not dog man
06:05That's my dog Sparky
06:07I can't hear you Timmy the jazz band's warming up
06:11Cat man out
06:12Oh no cat man's taking this way too far
06:15Cosmo Wanda help
06:18Guys
06:19Can you believe it
06:21I paid for the entire bar mitzvah
06:23And all I got was this stupid t-shirt
06:26I got rocked like a hurricane at Ruben and Saul's bar mitzvah
06:31I'd rather be in a hurricane than looking at these pictures
06:34Aaaand that's the last one
06:38You think those photos were good
06:41I've got some great ones from the baby naming
06:44Here's the shirt
06:45I cut a rug and a little something else at Ruben and Saul's wrists
06:52Looks like I gotta save my dog without magic
06:55And the only way to do that is to prove to Catman that Sparky's not the real
06:59dog man
07:03Who goes there
07:05Hi Mr. Dog Man
07:06I was down the hall visiting Catman
07:08And now he's convinced that my dog is you
07:11What? Catman's here?
07:14I've spent the last 50 years looking for him and he's been right down the hall
07:19Now I can finally destroy him using my pit bulldozer
07:25Okay, that's not the part of the story that I need you to focus on
07:28Besides, the pit bulldozer's just a prop from the Catman show
07:32I bark to differ
07:34The pit bulldozer is real and sitting in the parking lot
07:39Bark, bark, bark, bark
07:43Sparky was right! This is the loony bin
07:49Stupid doggy door!
07:52Now to annihilate Catman
07:56Where's my henchman the seeing eye dog when I need him?
08:05Okay, who's ready for slides of my trip to Boca?
08:09What are you guys doing here?
08:10Being bored to death?
08:12Seriously, who takes 400 pictures of their grandkids' first haircut?
08:17We gotta rescue Sparky before Catman puts him down
08:20He's gonna insult him?
08:22No, annihilate him! He's in terrible danger!
08:25But how are we ever gonna get away from Butterfly Boy?
08:28I don't know, we could just walk fast
08:32Wait, stop, come ba-aw, tired
08:35Sparky, you're okay!
08:41Timmy, explain to me how Sparky's in danger
08:44I was in danger, but no senior citizen can stay awake past 5 o'clock
08:49Guys, poof us out of here!
08:52Not so fast, Dog Man
08:55He's not Dog Man!
08:57Come on, Timmy
08:58I know Dog Man when I see him
09:00And nothing can convince me otherwise
09:04Except that!
09:06Holy catnip!
09:08It's the real Dog Man on the pit bulldozer
09:11I guess that floating thug really is your dog, Timmy
09:15Prepare to meet your breeder, Catman!
09:19Timmy, stand back while I claw out some justice!
09:25Oh no, Timmy! He's about to be as cancelled as his series!
09:29I gotta help him!
09:31I wish Catman had all the powers he had on his TV show!
09:43You're history, Dog Man!
09:49You're history, Dog Man!
09:50Hahaha!
09:53Bang!Bang!Bang!Bang!Bang!Bang!Bang!Bang!Bang!Bang!
09:56And now to use my sonic purr to put you back in your crate!
10:00Bang!Bang!Bang!Bang!Bang!Bang!Bang!Bang!Bang!Bang!
10:09Bang!Bang
10:09And once again good triumphs over evil
10:12You're gonna be in that crate for a long time, Dog Man
10:15No problem! There's a Superborne in here
10:21Sorry I mistook you for Dog Man, Sparky
10:24Well, that's okay, dude, you're just dumb
10:26GEE thanks for understanding
10:29可兵作單位
10:31要是個珠麥琢獨
10:33不,我們先拿一番菜
10:35你並不領華年來花費你一天
10:38那是132.50
10:41可兵作單位
10:43我把你拿到了
10:45屍生 NOISE
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