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00:15优优独播剧场——YoYo Television Series Exclusive
00:30Go Boo!
00:32Yeah!
00:33Rabbit!
00:35Woof woof! Woof woof!
00:37Ah! Claser Rabbit!
00:41Oh, that was great, sweetie.
00:43Pull something else out of your magic hat, Poof.
00:47improvis!
00:48Put it back, put it back!
00:50Poof, I'm starving.
00:52For your next trick, make me a sandwich.
00:56Ah, that's not what I meant.
00:58And even worse, I didn't get a beverage!
00:59sandwich
01:01yeah
01:05everyone
01:05i have huge news
01:08i also have huge biceps
01:09which would you like me to elaborate on first
01:12i assume you'll go with the opposite
01:14of what i pick
01:14obviously
01:17okay the big news
01:19is that the fury council has decided
01:21that poof's magic is now powerful enough
01:23for him to have his own
01:25fairy god person
01:28oh oh oh oh oh poof
01:30that's a lot of questions let's answer them
01:32one at a time wait
01:34what do you mean fairy god person
01:36don't you mean fairy god kid
01:38no the council has decided
01:40to appeal to a new demographic
01:42they've done young and hip now they are
01:44going for old and broken hip
01:46on the phone jorgen are you saying poof's
01:48gonna be assigned to an old person
01:50yes but we needed to find an old
01:52person miserable enough to deserve
01:54of a fairy godparent and luckily
01:56i found the most miserable old
01:58person in dimsdale mrs crocker
02:00you can't give my baby to mrs crocker
02:03her son is a dangerous
02:04fairy hunter
02:06somebody help me i'm trapped in a hat
02:08yeah i don't think he's going to be
02:10a problem besides it is only a
02:12trial run to see if the fairies for
02:14allpeople program works
02:16jorgen i don't think poof's gonna be
02:18allthat excited to be assigned to mrs crocker
02:23he looks pretty excited to me
02:25and speaking of bodybuilding
02:27who wants to talk about my pecs
02:29i do
02:30well then i'm out of here
02:32i'll meet poof at mrs crocker's house
02:34first thing tomorrow
02:37i don't know about this
02:39poof going to work at his age
02:41makes me nervous
02:42you want to feel nervous try living your life
02:44as a grilled cheese sandwich
02:46everyone wants a piece of me
02:49okay i'm gonna need that piece back
02:53yeah
02:56morning everyone
02:57oh i see poof is ready for his big day
03:00i'm still not sure he's old enough to be on his own
03:03it is going to be a snap wanda
03:05most of the job will consist of polishing mrs crocker's dentures
03:09and poofing up soft foods
03:10come on poof
03:12it is time to meet your fury guard geezer
03:15well it's time for me to go too wanda
03:17i'm gonna spend my life on the run like an edible desperado
03:20oh cosmo just change back into yourself
03:23i would but sparky took a bite out of my memory
03:26and i can't remember what i used to be
03:29mother i'm off to school goodbye
03:31hopefully forever
03:32here's your lunch denzel
03:34have a good day
03:36i love you
03:37if you loved me you wouldn't have pet pet cheese
03:42excuse me mrs crocker
03:44oh oh stranger danger
03:47oh oh i'm terribly sorry
03:52you must be my date for that online matchmaking service i signed up for wrinkled romance
03:58uh not exact
04:01don't say a word unless it's about your biceps
04:04finally somebody gets me
04:06anyway i came from fairy world to give you the greatest gift a mortal can receive
04:12a fondue serge
04:13yes
04:13no
04:14your own fairy godparent allow me to introduce you to
04:18hoof
04:19oh i have a fairy godparent and it's a cute floating head with chubby little legs
04:26yes and he will grant you every wish but first there are two main rules you need to follow
04:32you cannot use magic to cheat and you cannot tell anyone you have a fairy
04:36now how about the test wish
04:38oh
04:44it worked my honky man with a fondue set wish came true
04:47get your mind out of the gutter woman
04:50good luck poof
04:52this is so exciting
04:54my next wish is to look exactly like i did when i was 21
05:00oh my goodness
05:02i'm beautiful
05:04now that i'm a knockout i want to fulfill all my other dreams
05:09first i want to be able to pull a bus with my teeth
05:12oh
05:29well that was one weird ride to school
05:31poof i'm ready for my next wish
05:34i've always wanted to eat a cake in the future
05:37poof poof
05:39no i'm not kidding
05:46enjoy some cake
05:51this future cake is delicious
05:53the best part is that i can eat as much as i want and still stay trim in the past
05:57here is your check
05:58you must pay 7000 government credits or spend 20 years in work camp 9
06:04i wish i had a laser rabbit
06:10okay poof
06:11now i wish i was home watching my favorite tv show
06:17welcome back to another exciting episode of fondues and don'ts
06:21today we're dipping this grilled cheese sandwich in a boiling pot of chocolate
06:25look wanda i'm on tv
06:28yay chocolate
06:30this is perfect poof
06:33but you know what i wish for most of all
06:35to spend more time with denzel
06:39what am i doing here
06:41not academy award-winning actor denzel washington
06:44my son denzel crocker
06:49what happened
06:50i was right in the middle of breaking up a food fight in the cafeteria
06:54was me against the entire school
06:56oh
06:57that little becky wangberg has quite an arm on her
07:00denzel
07:01there's something i need to tell you
07:03i know denzel washington and i have magic now
07:06what
07:07i believe the denzel washington thing
07:09but the magic thing is just plain crazy
07:11it's true
07:12i have a fairly magical pillow
07:17you really expect me to believe that you
07:19holy couch accessory
07:20you weren't kidding
07:22i guess you can't get anything on the internet these days
07:25listen denzel
07:26i feel like we've been drifting apart
07:28so i want to make a very special wish
07:32oh please don't let it be that you want us to spend more time together
07:36i want us to spend more time together
07:39remember when you were a kid and we used to run errands
07:42i wish we would have a day like that all over again
07:45well wish away mother that's not gonna happen
07:49okay it happened and it's humiliating
07:51oh admit it denzel you had fun
07:55fun it was a nightmare
07:57first you made me get braces again
07:59then my old barber put a bowl on my head to cut my hair
08:02it still had cereal in it
08:05and now i'm dressed like a turn of the century dandy
08:07you look adorable
08:09oh denzel what a perfect day
08:12i love you
08:13now don't you have something you want to say to me
08:17oh i have something to say all right
08:20but i have a little too much dignity
08:22now if you'll excuse me
08:23i'm gonna hike up my knee socks
08:25pick the corn out of my braces
08:26and skip all the way home
08:28la la la la la la
08:32oh poof
08:33my son just doesn't want to spend time with me anymore
08:37i guess i'll have to fill the hole in my heart with superficial material possessions
08:41i wish for diamonds
08:43a mink coat
08:45a jaguar
08:48not that kind of a jaguar
08:52oh i'm allergic to jungle cats
08:55now i wish i had a doctor
08:58hello doctor gorgeous
09:01i've got a disease and you're the cure
09:04i'm writing you a prescription for get real lady
09:09poof i'm just gonna have to keep making wishes until i feel better
09:13now let's get wishing
09:21oh poof
09:22i've been making wishes for hours but i still feel empty inside
09:29i don't think a glazed ham is gonna help
09:31anyway it's eight o'clock
09:33that's three hours past my bedtime
09:37while i'm asleep i want you to keep granting this list of wishes
09:40maybe we can find something that'll make you feel better
09:46that woman is overworking poof
09:48he's been gone all night
09:50wanda i'm sure poof is fine
09:55or that's a fine
09:57oh my baby
09:58oh when i get my hands on mrs crocker
10:01she's gonna be toast
10:03being toast isn't that bad wanda
10:05it's having a delicious cheesy center that gets you into trouble
10:08that's what i get for hiding in a husky kid's lunchbox
10:11i'm much safer here at home
10:13mmm chocolate toast with a delicious cheesy center
10:17i need to find a place to hide where no one will eat me
10:21i've got it next to your dad's bowl of tomato soup
10:24oh
10:25timmy i'm never letting poof go over to mrs crocker's house again
10:31what
10:34poof
10:34poof
10:35poof
10:35poof
10:35poof
10:35poof has done a great job
10:37well other than the complaint from academy award winning actor denzel washington
10:42anyway the fury council has decided to assign him to mrs crocker permanently
10:47it is time to go back to fairy god parenting
10:50oh
10:51jorgen you can't be serious
10:53that woman is running poof ragged
10:55come on
10:56there's gotta be some way to get poof out of this
10:59no there is not
11:00unless of course mrs crocker breaks the rules
11:03anyway there is nothing i can do
11:05poof will never come home again
11:09now if you'll excuse me
11:10i have to write a letter of apology to denzel washington's agent
11:14this is terrible timmy i'll never see my baby again
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