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00:26优优独播剧场——YoYo Television Series Exclusive
00:40I caught a skate fish grill this baby up and we've got ourselves a little piece of heaven
00:44could you please take out the trash nag nag nag this morning the living room was on fire and just
00:50because I was next to the phone your mother wanted me to call the fire department the woman is
00:55impossible man meeting in the living room all right Timmy listen up we've got to do something
01:01your mother's nagging is relentless it caused me to lose my hair no wait here he is
01:07nag nag nag I'm so stressed out
01:11Timmy who's the loud floating guy this is Cosmo he's from a town where there's
01:16more uh gravity
01:17so over here he you know floats that does not make sense I'd question you but I don't
01:24want to be a nag
01:25like your mother women can't live with them can't get them to stop throwing up when you wink
01:30at them
01:30am I right fist bump mr. crocker what are you doing here I'm tired of mother's constant
01:38nagging
01:39Daniel stop hiding behind the curtains he's creepy well duh it's supposed to be creepy am I right
01:47fist bump
01:49am I not doing this right oh hello I assume you're visiting from a town with more gravity
01:54nope I'm a fairy ha good one your friend's a real card turner I wish there were
02:00no women around to nag us
02:02but that's silly wishes don't come true unless there's some way to grant them using fairies
02:10don't be absurd I'm talking about my rabbit's foot I just want 24 hours without being nag
02:16ged who's with me
02:18yeah fist bump oh sure you fist bump each other seeing your carrots I wish all the women in the
02:25universe would disappear for one day go ahead grant the wish normally this is when Wanda would point out
02:31all the ways this wish could go wrong fortunately she's about to be history Cosmo you forgot to
02:39honey you forgot to
02:57thank you senior carrots
03:01oh looks like seeing your carrots was a senior Rita
03:04yeah no nagging women for 24 hours now I can do this and nothing will happen
03:12well something happened but you know what I mean hey there's a raccoon living up here but it
03:17's okay
03:17he's a boy raccoon I don't have to wash mother's wigs tonight I'm floating
03:23on air
03:23so am I but then again I'm a fairy that was funny once don't milk it who needs
03:28women we men will be just fine
03:36well at least we're all wearing clean clothes yeah who needs to know how to do your laundry when
03:42you can
03:42just wear your old Halloween costumes and luckily I found my outfit for my clown themed wedding at least
03:47I thought it was clown themed until the guests and your mother showed up that was a day filled with
03:51tears
03:52and regret and an occasional pie in the face
03:54I know why you're wearing the clown suit but did you have to put the makeup on
03:58of course Timmy I don't want to look crazy
04:01Cosmo where'd you get that little bear suit
04:03I skinned your teddy bear Timmy it's all about survival
04:07it was him or me
04:09I'm not even gonna ask
04:10it's your mom's prom dress without mother to yell at me I can wear anything I want
04:15although I do miss her insults I made a list of her best singers
04:18would you mind hurling one at me every two minutes
04:20you got it you're the source of all my misery
04:23thanks that's as refreshing as the breeze blowing up my hoop skirt
04:27I'm hungry can we have dinner
04:29no problem Timmy I can make dinner I'm not a moron
04:33honey we're ready for dinner
04:39oh no the magic words don't work
04:42maybe watching TV will distract us from our horrible hunger pangs
04:47the batteries in the remote are dead
04:49don't worry I got this
04:51honey the batteries in the remote are dead
04:55this is the worst year of my life
04:57it's only been five minutes
04:58how am I supposed to know that
05:00your mother was the one who could tell time
05:07I want to go home
05:08but without mother to drive me
05:11I don't know where I live
05:14making the women disappear was a huge mistake
05:16I wish all the women in the universe would come back
05:21the batteries in my wand are dead
05:23don't worry I got this
05:25Wanda the batteries in my wand
05:27stop I know how this turns out
05:29okay we only have 23 hours and 55 minutes left until they come back
05:34we can tough it out
05:35how bad could it be
05:49yay the women are back
05:51we are not the feminine of the species
05:53are you
05:55don't be ridiculous haven't you ever seen a middle-aged man in a prom dress before
05:59you've been a failure since the day you were born
06:02thanks it really takes the edge off
06:04all the women from our planet have disappeared
06:06we've been wandering around our galaxy lost
06:09because they're not around to make a stop
06:11and ask for directions
06:12I don't know where I live
06:14I hear you brother fist bump
06:17what do I have a head fungus
06:20oh it turns out I do
06:21we are the Snobulax from the planet Snobulax
06:25our sensors indicate that you four are responsible for the disappearance of all the females in the universe
06:31thanks to you we are starving
06:33we tried to make our own dinner but when we called out
06:37honey I'm ready to feast on Glornogs nothing happened
06:40our magic words did not work
06:43we are going to annihilate the earth unless you throw us a formal dinner party
06:52dad do something
06:54would you guys settle for a rubber chicken from my clown suit
06:57no prepare to be destroyed
07:00hold it hold it hold it
07:02we're gonna have to stall these guys for 23 hours until the women come back and prepare a meal
07:07snobulax on our planet is customary to have 23 hours of entertainment before a meal
07:13but but
07:14you don't want to be rude do you after all you are the snobulax
07:19well played earth catch up
07:20commence with the entertainment
07:22I'll start by regaling you with stories from my colorful past
07:28and that's when my dry cleaner said no more chili before jogging
07:33her name was Mitzi Malone and she could have been my wife if she wasn't a horse
07:41we have to look
07:42crack our super boring stories put the aliens to sleep
07:45they made me tense
07:48enough with the stalling when's dinner
07:50uh soon
07:51okay dad your turn stall for as long as you can
07:54yeah all right aliens
07:56prepare to be wowed by the musical stylings of dad and his bongos
08:05I bought you a split second timmy you're up
08:07um okay how about a game we can all enjoy
08:10charades
08:11to the death
08:12what no
08:13I wouldn't even know how to do that
08:15okay it's a movie
08:17first word
08:19wizard of ours
08:20I'm going with wizard of ours
08:21right
08:22darn it
08:23that's enough
08:24there is no dinner
08:25and now there will be destruction
08:30well if this is my last day on earth I'm glad I could spend it with you guys and
08:34without any girls here to ruin it
08:37oh am I kidding I miss my mommy
08:40and I miss my wife
08:43and I miss my mom
08:45and I miss the carefree 80s when big hair and shoulder pads ruled the day
08:50oh and my wife what's her name
08:54oh look we're magically home
08:56it's been nice spending the last day with you woman from a town with more gravity
09:00well you bought that
09:02I mean you too
09:03yay the women are back
09:05the women are back
09:06honey it's so great to see you
09:07I'll explain the cougar and the clown suit later
09:10but first I need you to cook a formal dinner so these aliens don't destroy the world
09:13I'll take care of dinner
09:18finally we're starving
09:21hello
09:22right away dear
09:24yes I'll stop and pick up some flea blats
09:27good news
09:28the females of our species have returned and are nagging us again
09:32hooray
09:42I missed you honey
09:43being in my wedding suit has put me in a romantic mood
09:46will you remarry me
09:48did you take out the trash
09:49she said yes
09:55Timmy what if I told you about leaving the faucet running
09:58I know mom
09:59I just wanted to hear you say it again
10:02oh go ahead
10:04I missed the 80s
10:09yay mother's here to take me home
10:11come on you sorry excuse for a son
10:14I missed you mother
10:15fist bump
10:15sorry about the hand fungus
10:17wait mother wait
10:18well I think we've all learned a valuable lesson
10:21that we can't live without the women in our lives
10:24no
10:24that everyone in the universe has seen wizard of oz
10:28man that tin man and scarecrow sure can dance
10:32fist bump
10:32here
10:33do you
10:34once again
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