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00:10你lah B
00:11chby fr bringt
00:11Wait I Laos my Dna replicator is complete with it
00:15could turn myself in a Timmy Turner and trick his ferries into Kansas
00:19antic my wishes I call this baby that Turner me into Turner private ur
00:24Dantiel,你又要你又要你又要你又要你又要
00:28No,Mother
00:28我又要你又要我Raven,Dwain
00:31他就是我的新BFF,BirdFriendForever
00:34Aah!
00:35你又要我认识到那Bird
00:37Achoo!Achoo!Achoo!Achoo!
00:40Yes,I do
00:41那是那些蜂蜂蜂蜂蜂
00:43I really wish you'd make someHUMANFRIENDS
00:47And I wish you felledDitrum into anUpruptMediaShower
00:51A wish that will soon come true once I getTurner'sDNA
00:55And I know the easiest way to get it
00:57By waiting six months for one ofTurner'steeth to fallout
01:00Dressing up like thetoothfairy
01:01And snatching thetoothfrom under hispillow
01:03Drop it
01:05This tooth ain't big enough for the two of us
01:07If you want it,you'll have to pry it out of mydaintygloved hand,
01:12toots
01:21Thanks for the tea
01:22Punk
01:28What are you gonna do with yourtoothfairymoneysport?
01:31Well,it's only a quarter,so I guess I'll...not do anything
01:36On to planB to getTurner'sDNA
01:40Turner,would you care for someGUM?
01:42No thanks,I make it a point not to takeGUM from weirdos
01:45Just chew the gum!
01:47No chewing gum in class!
01:49Now kindlyspit it into this sterile Petri dish
01:52What?But you just said...
01:54Just spit out yourDNA!
01:55I mean,GUM
02:00Is it just me,or does it seem like Mr. Crocker is up to something?
02:04Well,it's only been a two minute school day,so who cares?
02:13As soon as I putTurner's slimySdid covered gum inDNA replicator,
02:18I'll have the body of
02:19a 10-year-old boy!
02:21Yeah,that cameout creepier thanI planned
02:23Thank you for your honesty,Dwaane
02:25登 wilderness attendance
02:27Denos!I told youI amdethina�ly allergic to that bird!
02:31and I told you to take a long walk off a short pier
02:34looks like neither one of us are good at taking orders
02:36anyways Duane where was I
02:38ah yes turning into the ten-year-old boy of my dreams
02:42ah
02:43right again Duane
02:44I shouldn't say everything I think out loud
02:46well if you need me
02:48I'll be driving myself to urgent care
02:51I can feel my throat closing up
02:58oh no
02:59oh mother's booger DNA contaminated Turner's slimy spit-covered gum DNA
03:03must stop the machine
03:11ah I don't feel any different
03:12looks like I got off scot-free
03:15ah I'm a monster with a pink hat
03:18ah guess the pink hat is genetic curse mother and her old lady DNA
03:22now I look nothing like Turner but not to worry I have a better plan
03:32hello I'm
03:33ah
03:33timi from the future
03:35well I was gonna say you're slightly effeminate Uncle Mar but let's go with what the
03:39talking fishbowl suggested
03:40I'm you from a week from now
03:43you're me
03:46what the heck happens to me in the next week
03:48I'll tell you right after I use the can
03:50I have the bladder of an 80 year old woman
03:52where's your restroom
03:53I mean I know where it is
03:54I'm you
03:57that was a closet
03:58I mean it was so good to see the closet of my boyhood
04:01on to the can
04:04I hope
04:07I can't believe I turn into whatever that is in a week
04:10it's not that bad tinny
04:12sure you're old and ugly and you have a hump but
04:15I started this sentence without thinking it through
04:18I bet you got that hump from being hunched over playing video games
04:21oh I know
04:23I'll help you by playing your video games for you
04:26that'll take care of your hump but you're on your own with the old lady bladder
04:29I wondered how ugly I get in the future
04:31I know I'll poop in my future self
04:35who is this handsome scoundrel
04:37I'm you from the future
04:39see here's our driver's license
04:41oh no this is terrible
04:43you bet it is
04:44some lunatic let you have a driver's license in the future
04:48no this picture's awful
04:50this gorgeous stud blinked
04:52come on future me
04:53we gotta retake this photo
04:55I can't believe Cosmo gets a driver's license in the future
04:59he can't drive
05:00he can barely remember to open his eyes after he blinks
05:04I gotta see how this happened
05:06does anyone care that I turn into a monster in a week
05:10sorry that took so long
05:11between having an 80 year old memory and not being in my own home
05:14I completely forgot where I was
05:16I mean I'm you
05:17oh no
05:18in the future I'm ugly and crazy
05:21future me we have to stop me from becoming you
05:24no offense
05:25none taken
05:26that's why I'm here
05:27this continues to be so much better than my uncle Marv story
05:30just tell me what to do
05:32I'll do anything
05:33give me your fairies and wait
05:35did you say anything
05:40so how does feeding you waffles in a chicken costume prevent me from turning into you
05:44well do you feel humiliated
05:46unbelievably
05:47then it's working
05:48I mean the future is complicated
05:50now cluck your way down to the kitchen and get me more syrup
05:53this is perfect
05:57eventually I'll get Turner's fairies
05:59but in the meantime
05:59I'm having a blast
06:01torturing him in outlandish and embarrassing ways
06:06so have I saved my future?
06:08not even close
06:09next you'll need to get me some prune juice
06:11eew
06:12when did I start liking prune juice?
06:15when you realize your idiot old digestive system can't handle waffles
06:18i mean next wednesday
06:19now hop to it
06:21no I literally mean
06:23hop and throw in some clucks
06:25if you want a new driver's license photo you handsome studs will have to take the test again
06:36no problem
06:37but should we wait until day time?
06:38it is day time
06:40unblink
06:41heee
06:43ohh
06:45watch out for the tree
06:47ahhh
06:48and the street parade
06:50ahhh
06:52ahhh
06:52ahhh
06:52and the giant skyscraper
06:54how are you not saying this?
06:57ahhh
06:57ahhh
06:58ahhh
07:00well this is terrible
07:02my pen ran out of ink and I wanted to write congratulations you boys passed
07:07what
07:07they nearly hit everything on the road
07:10but they didn't and that's what matters
07:12that and getting a new pen
07:14but that means
07:15I'm the reason Cosmo got a license
07:18nooo
07:19alright boys head inside to take your picture
07:22quick future me let's practice not blinking
07:30this is hard
07:35ok future me
07:36have I done enough weird humiliating stuff to change my future?
07:39Hahhh
07:40of course not
07:41now go find some peanut butter and smear it all over the floor in mister crackers cracker cave
07:45Why?
07:46because mother is allergic to nuts and I want to keep her out
07:49I mean, for future future reasons!
07:55Big news,Timmy!I finished your video game!
07:58You should be totally back to your humpless self!
08:02Nope.If anything,you're more hideous than I remember.
08:05Wait a minute!A high score on Angry Nerds?
08:08No mere mortal can achieve that!
08:10You must be a fairy dog!No plan!
08:12Who needs fairies when I can take the DNA from that magical dog,
08:15combine it with my own,and turn myself into a fairy?!
08:19You there!Timmy's dog!I mean,dog of my boyhood!
08:21I command you to poof up Crocker's DNA replicator!
08:24You got it!
08:28That's an incubator!
08:30That's an elevator!
08:32An alligator!Come on!That's not even close!
08:37Go down!Go down!My mother!
08:39Sorry man.On the plus side,now I can see less of you.
08:45There!Maybe I've finally done enough weird stuff
08:48to stop me from becoming totally gross!
08:51What the?!
08:52Oh my gosh!What's my gum doing on a DNA replicator?
08:56To turner me into turnerator?
08:59To do!Impersonate Turner,get his fairies,smear floor with peanut butter!
09:04That wasn't future me!That was a weirdly mutated Mr. Crocker!
09:09Oh no!I left him alone with Sparky!
09:12I gotta get home!And fast!But how?
09:15Aah!
09:19Curse this bladder!With all the trips in the bathroom,I don't know how mother had time
09:23to ruin my life!
09:24Anyway!Where was I?Oh yes!Shoving this fairy dog into the replicator!
09:29Ow!
09:30Aah!Aah!
09:32Hold it right there future me!Or should I say Mr. Crocker!
09:38DUANE!DUANE!DUANE!DUANE!DUANE!DUANE!DU
09:40ANE!DUANE!DUANE!DUANE!DUANE!DUANE!DUANE!D
09:41UANE!DUANE!DUANE!DUANE!DUANE!DUANE!DUANE!
09:45DUANE!DUANE!DUANE!DUANE!DUANE!DUANE!DU
09:46ANE!DUANE!DUANE!DUANE!DUANE!DUANE!DUANE!D
10:04UANE!DUANE!DUANE!DUANE!DUANE!DUANE!DUANE!
10:04DUANE!DUANE!DUANE!DUANE!DUANE!DUANE!DU
10:04ANE!DUANE!DUANE!DUANE!DUANE!DUANE!DUANE!D
10:04UANE!DUANE!D
10:06he was here the whole time pretending to be future me
10:10ew what a relief
10:12yeah i don't turn into a repulsive monster next week
10:16no i mean i got my driver's license and i didn't blink
10:19yeah but i did
10:20we gotta go back but we crashed our car
10:23well i've got a car you can use
10:28what's the road
10:29where we're going we don't need roads
10:32then again our eyes are shut so i don't know what we'll be driving on
10:36i'm coming for you duane
10:38right after i see a doctor i'm leaking fuel
10:42i have a gas tank of an 80 year old woman
10:45i found a new pen best day ever
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