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00:22I'm Tom Shalhoub in for Greg on this very special edition of Gutfeld. It's President's Day.
00:30Or as I like to say, Washington and Lincoln's birthday. That's the way we should do it.
00:34Let's take a close look at how some famous names are celebrating the holiday.
00:39Joe Biden celebrated the same way he always does, by setting his clocks back an hour.
00:45Nancy Pelosi, she spent the day reminiscing about her first boyfriend.
00:53Jesse Waters, he changed his hairpiece to honor our founding fathers.
00:58Looks good.
01:00Kamala Harris, every time someone said Washington or Lincoln, she did a shot.
01:06Bill Clinton spent the day getting a good deal on a mattress.
01:11Nice pose.
01:13And Greg Gutfeld, he's using Abe Lincoln's stovepipe hat as a hot tub.
01:20Now to some headlines.
01:21On Monday, a violent customer at Hong Kong International Airport went on a kiosk-smashing rampage.
01:29He was charged with two counts of impersonating a Spirit Airlines passenger.
01:35New York City just got its first free grocery store.
01:38New Yorkers claim it's taking all the fun out of shoplifting.
01:44In England, a prosthetic leg lost by a swimmer ten months ago finally washed ashore.
01:50The woman said it's a big relief since she's been swimming in a circle this whole time.
01:58A six-year-old Girl Scout sold 87,000 boxes of cookies, breaking the all-time sales record.
02:04Even more amazing, 86,000 were sold to one customer.
02:13And finally, a new study shows the average American worker has just $955 in retirement savings,
02:19or as one guy calls it, my yearly salary.
02:25So at the Munich conference, which basically is Davos with less attractive prostitutes,
02:32Hillary Clinton made a startling admission.
02:35And no, it's not the one you're thinking.
02:37That wouldn't startle anyone.
02:40She's finally conceding that loose border policies went too far.
02:45There is a legitimate reason to have a debate about things like migration.
02:51It went too far.
02:53It's been disruptive and destabilizing.
02:56And it needs to be fixed in a humane way with secure borders that don't torture and kill people.
03:03Dems letting in 20 million illegals was just going too far?
03:08That's like O.J. saying he may have overdone it on the stabbing.
03:13Now, it's shocking to hear Hillary say the border was disruptive and destabilizing,
03:18because this is the same crowd that insisted, no person is illegal.
03:21But why the confession now?
03:23I thought the Republicans were the ones on the ropes.
03:26No, we're only hearing this now because Democrats know they've failed.
03:29Their policies, the same experiments that our friends in the EU have been running,
03:33have caused massive harm.
03:34But while she was saving face, Marco Rubio held up a mirror to the West's failures.
03:40But the euphoria of this triumph led us to a dangerous delusion.
03:46That the ties formed by trade and by commerce alone would now replace nationhood.
03:52That the rules-based global order, an overused term, would now replace the national interest.
03:59And that we would now live in a world without borders where everyone became a citizen of the world.
04:05This was a foolish idea.
04:08But it's not just the border.
04:09He claimed de-industrialization, the climate, and basically everything else America and Europe
04:14have been doing for the past few decades was a mistake.
04:17To appease a climate cult, we have imposed energy policies on ourselves that are impoverishing our people.
04:23We embraced a dogmatic vision of free and unfettered trade,
04:26even as some nations protected their economies and subsidized their companies
04:32to systematically undercut ours.
04:35Shuddering our plants, resulting in large parts of our societies being de-industrialized.
04:42He's right.
04:43For decades, the pitch was export jobs, import illegals, and save the climate.
04:48Globalism became our destiny.
04:50Europe bought it, and look where it led them.
04:52Their countries looked like the next Road Warrior sequel.
04:56Mass migration strained health care and education as the illegals committed heinous crimes.
05:01And pretty soon, being a British native will be a rarer sight than Prince Andrew at a bar that checks
05:06IDs.
05:10And this mess is allowed to spread while freedom of speech is limited.
05:15In Britain, criminals go free, while data shows 12,000 people a year are arrested for offensive social media posts.
05:22These countries have invited chaos wrapped in compassion,
05:25and they're disintegrating faster than Jamie Lissau's first marriage.
05:32And Rubio made one thing clear.
05:34We don't want Europe to suffer, but we won't stand by and watch.
05:38This is why we do not want our allies to be shackled by guilt and shame.
05:42And this is why we do not want allies to rationalize the broken status quo,
05:46rather than reckon with what is necessary to fix it.
05:49For we in America have no interest in being polite and orderly caretakers of the West's managed decline.
05:59But Rubio's speech was pivotal for one reason.
06:02It was a perfect articulation of Trump's foreign policy on the world stage.
06:06The U.S. has completely changed its direction.
06:09Secure borders, meritocracy, peace through strength,
06:12and a 50% across-the-board reduction in sucking.
06:18And none of this...
06:20Yeah!
06:22Good chart, right?
06:24Look at that chart.
06:26And now...
06:27And none of this would have happened without the president.
06:29Republicans, even Rubio, used to buy into this global guilt trip.
06:33And then Trump came along and said out loud what we were all thinking.
06:37Secure borders aren't racist.
06:39Putting America first isn't evil.
06:41And most importantly, our showerhead pressure is unacceptable.
06:46Now the left will complain that America first strains our alliances.
06:50But Rubio's message was different.
06:52America isn't anti-European.
06:54We'd like to be friends.
06:56This is why President Trump demands seriousness and reciprocity from our friends here in Europe.
07:01The reason why, my friends, is because we care deeply.
07:06We care deeply about your future and ours.
07:10Rubio showed us what the world would look like if we fight our issues together.
07:14So yes, we will help you.
07:16But you're not going to take us down with you.
07:19After all, that's why we have Democrats.
07:25Let's welcome tonight's guest.
07:28He's so laid back, they call him the human luge.
07:31Co-host of Fox & Friends Weekend, Charlie Hurts.
07:33Yeah!
07:35Yeah!
07:36He calls his kids every day, and they let it go to voicemail.
07:39Actor, writer, and comedian, Jamie Lissow!
07:44As an election specialist, she named her dog Hanging Chad.
07:48Correspondent at The Federalist, Brianna Lyman.
07:52And Paul Bunyan gets all his hand-me-downs.
07:56Former NWA world champion and host of the Planet Tires podcast, Tires!
08:01Yeah!
08:01Yeah!
08:02Yeah!
08:03Yeah!
08:04Yeah!
08:04Yeah!
08:05Charlie Hurt!
08:06I loved that Rubio speech.
08:09When I saw it, I watched the whole thing.
08:10I said, this is it.
08:11This is the A Block for Monday's show.
08:13We've got to do Rubio.
08:15And when I was watching the speech, I said, this is such a great speech.
08:18I wish Trump gave this speech, but really, Trump has given the speech.
08:22But people don't, they didn't take Trump seriously.
08:25Now we have someone out there giving a regular old, it's like a politician's speech, and he
08:30laid out the Trump doctrine.
08:32Tell me, what do you thought?
08:34It's the most beautiful enunciation of the Trump doctrine that we've ever gotten, I think.
08:39And I think it's really, especially interesting because it's 10 years after Donald Trump started
08:43this project.
08:44And I love the fact that you started, you also mentioned the fact that it's not just American
08:49politics.
08:49He changed the Republican Party.
08:51Yeah.
08:51A lot of these people who are now supporting this used to be old Republicans.
08:55Now they're new Republicans.
08:57And everybody's talking about what a gentle speech this was.
09:00There was nothing gentle about this speech.
09:02This was a hardball speech.
09:03He called out Europe for being a welfare state.
09:06He called out Europe for having open borders.
09:10And as you mentioned, the cult of globalism, the cult of environmentalism, he called them
09:18out on all of this stuff.
09:19But he did it in such an elegant way that they, in a more diplomatic way than we're used to
09:26seeing, say, President Trump do these things.
09:29And then, meanwhile, the split screen over here, you have Hillary Clinton talking about
09:33how, oh, actually, no, we, the Democrats want to be the party of border security.
09:40She's going to have a bit of a problem with her own party about this, this midterm.
09:45And then the primary for 2028 is going to be a madhouse in that party based largely on
09:53that, you know, that debate about whether are we going to have borders or are we not
09:58going to have borders?
09:59And I don't think that that party, I don't think Democrats can answer that in a way that
10:03will get them elected to national office.
10:06Yes, Tyrus, you know, Hillary came out there and she said, oh, we, you know, we, the border
10:12was not good under the last president.
10:15But really, it's been the Democrats.
10:17It's been Democrat policy.
10:19They've all been in favor of open borders.
10:21Are they going to try to rewrite history on this thing?
10:24Well, if you're going to rewrite history, then you would have to understand it first.
10:28Yeah.
10:30That's not happening.
10:31And I just, I, you got to understand, Hillary is a little grouchy, you know, and I think
10:37sometimes if we don't get enough rest or if we had rough travel, sometimes, you know,
10:42we come off a little, hmm, you know, you find a broomstick from the United States to Europe.
10:49Chances are, you know, you land there and there's no children to eat.
10:57It's his little, little tough, you know.
11:02What?
11:03She identifies as a witch.
11:04I'm living her truth.
11:06Thank you, sir.
11:06No, I, this is the, the thing is, like, you're just so angry.
11:10Just say it.
11:11I hate that man.
11:12Yeah.
11:13You know, it's just, she doesn't do well with presidents.
11:16You know, like, she runs against them.
11:19They beat her.
11:20She marries them.
11:22They diddle the secretary.
11:24Like, she's just not, she's just not good with presidents.
11:28Like, I think, and who, whom, on the Democratic Party thought it was a good idea to invite
11:34Beulah Ballbreaker to the party?
11:36I don't understand.
11:37Like, I don't, she's the worst, she is the worst person to have speak for you.
11:42No one likes her and everyone's too afraid to say anything.
11:45Yes.
11:45I mean, it is a good point.
11:47But, you know, who do you got, Brianna?
11:48You got Kamala?
11:50I mean, who's the standard bearer in the Democratic Party?
11:53And I want to get your thoughts on the Rubio speech.
11:56Was it not thrilling to hear Rubio say that?
11:58But, as I pointed out, you know, Rubio used to sing a different tune.
12:02Yeah.
12:02He was saying it was time to do, essentially, amnesty.
12:05You know, the gang of five or eight or whatever, what gang it was.
12:08But he wanted to do a deal on the border.
12:10But he wised up, like a lot of people, he came to Trump's side of the equation.
12:14Yeah, I mean, I think he's learning, and so many other Republicans are, to Charlie's point,
12:18you don't compromise on sanity.
12:20And Rubio is the MAGA whisperer for the global elites.
12:24And basically what he said to the world stage is, we are going to purge that toxic cultural
12:30Marxism that has engulfed these European states, and even America, that has helped them to make
12:34these ridiculous policy choices when it comes to things like mass migration.
12:38Then you tie that in to Hillary Clinton saying, yeah, I think we went too far.
12:41Look, you know when you put a frog in a pot of boiling water, and you turn up the heat
12:45really slowly, the frog never jumps.
12:46I don't actually do that.
12:47I do it all the time, Brianna.
12:48I'm going, thank you, because that supports my witch theory.
12:52See?
12:52Okay, exactly.
12:53So, you have a cauldron.
12:55You're boiling water, right?
12:56But you start boiling it slowly, so the frog doesn't jump out.
12:59And what Hillary Clinton is saying is, we just accidentally boiled the water a little
13:02too fast.
13:03We just put in 20 million Americans, and that was the problem.
13:06But the real problem is that her and her entire party call people like us, people in this
13:11room, racist, Hitler, white supremacists, and Nazis, for saying the exact same thing
13:16that she is saying now, all because we said that, yes, mass migration is cultural suicide.
13:21Some cultures are incompatible with the American culture, and it doesn't make you a racist to
13:24say that.
13:25It makes you a realist.
13:26And Marco Rubio touched on that.
13:27Boom.
13:28And a little dog, too.
13:29Yeah.
13:29Yeah.
13:31So true.
13:33Jamie, it's all this talk of boiling frogs.
13:36Did it make you hungry?
13:36Yeah.
13:38It did make me.
13:39I feel like that picture of Biden we always use, he looks like Clint Eastwood quit Ozempic.
13:47You know what I mean?
13:49It was a great speech.
13:51Rubio gave a great speech.
13:52I totally agree.
13:52My favorite part was where he said, hey, we're doing this.
13:56We would love to have our partners on board, but this is what we are doing.
13:59And I have the same stance with sex.
14:02You know, I go, it's going to happen.
14:06I'm doing this regardless.
14:07I'd love to have somebody in here as a witness.
14:10But we're going to get the same result.
14:11People, well-received speech, by the way.
14:13He had a standing ovation.
14:15Yes.
14:15I've never even gotten a seated ovation.
14:19And even then, it was because I did this one bit where I go, hey, that's it for me.
14:22And they all clapped.
14:25I loved all the stuff Tyrus said about Hillary.
14:27That was awesome.
14:28I just want to say, for the record, Tyrus loves his life, and he is not suicidal.
14:34He's not so afraid.
14:36Plus, even with the weight loss or whatever, the noose ain't holding me, so I'm good.
14:44All right.
14:45Before we go, I've got live shows coming up in Norfolk and Omaha, Nebraska, and other places.
14:50Go to TomShaleau.com and sign the mailing list to find out where.
14:54And up next, Dems who are dumb as rocks.
15:03Hey, kids.
15:05It's time for Democrat Corner.
15:14They put the pain in 2028 campaign.
15:18At the Munich Security Conference, prominent Dems used the spotlight to position themselves as potential presidential nominees.
15:24But it didn't go so well.
15:26Here's AOC attempting to answer a simple question about America defending Taiwan.
15:31Would and should the U.S. actually commit U.S. troops to defend Taiwan if China were to move?
15:39You know, I think that this is such a, you know, I think that this is a, this is of
15:53course a very longstanding policy of the United States.
16:00And I think what we are hoping for is that we want to make sure that we never get to
16:05that point.
16:06And we want to make sure that we are moving in all of our economic research and our global positions
16:13to avoid any such confrontation and for that question to even arise.
16:18Man, even Kamala Harris was like, what the hell is she talking about?
16:27Meanwhile, Michigan Governor Gretchen Whitmer struggled when asked about resolving the war in Ukraine.
16:34On Ukraine, what does victory look like?
16:38Ambassador?
16:39Oh, please.
16:40I'd love to hear your answer.
16:46The two that I am on the panel with are much more steeped in foreign policy than a governor is.
16:53But, you know, I do think that Ukraine's independence, keeping their land mass and having the support of all the
17:03allies, I think, is the goal from my vantage point.
17:08Man, I haven't heard that much hemming and hawing since I asked Greg if I could borrow five bucks.
17:15So, Tyrus, I mean, I was watching you watching that.
17:19I mean, you couldn't, you couldn't deal.
17:21It's brutal.
17:21I'm sorry.
17:22And look, I'm a little emotional right now because my favorite series was phenomenal last night.
17:27The Night of the Seventh Realm, I was screaming at the TV, get up!
17:30Get up!
17:32And when they were doing it, I was like, shut up!
17:34Shut up!
17:36Stop talking!
17:37I don't know, it's not a word.
17:39Like, it was like, it was fishing.
17:42It was like, she started six sentences at the same time and didn't finish any of them.
17:48Yeah.
17:48It was some of the, but this is, this is the difference between the parties.
17:53Okay?
17:54This is the, we saw two representatives from each side that potentially could be presidential candidates.
18:01We had J.D. Vance and we had Rubio, right?
18:04Both of them have a history with President Trump that's not great.
18:08They both said bad things.
18:09He said bad things to them.
18:11But when it came time to do the work, he picked them because they were the best prepared, professional people
18:17to do the job.
18:18And they showed up, and what did they do?
18:20They showed up, and they did their damn job.
18:22Rubio was starting to look presidential.
18:25Vance looks presidential.
18:26So, the Republican Party is setting themselves up where they'll have three, DeSanta, you have three guys that can carry
18:33the mantle, understand the plan, and can communicate to the American people.
18:37Then there's the other side, where somewhere, Sarah Palin is going, I'm off the hook, right?
18:45Yeah.
18:46And here's the deal.
18:48Here's the deal.
18:49Sarah was only off by 56 miles.
18:53AOC was off half a continent.
18:57South of the equator.
18:58And listen, you didn't know where Venezuela was at, but you were the first person, if someone doesn't say, Acasio,
19:05with the right nomenclature, you're a racist.
19:09You're a Latino who doesn't know where Latino countries are.
19:12Yeah.
19:12Or where horses come from.
19:14Or anything.
19:15And the other one, Whitmer, was basically like, from my vantage point, are we birdwatching?
19:23This is the DEI administration versus the Take Care of Business administration.
19:29AOC's career is over.
19:30No, as far as running, there is no way anyone would ever take her serious.
19:36Kamala looked the smarter of the three.
19:39And no one is going to vote.
19:41We saw that.
19:42But they embarrassed themselves, they embarrassed the country, and they made us look weaker.
19:46I'm more fearful of, after seeing that, that foreign countries that were pushing against us were like, hey, we can
19:53just wait this out.
19:53Because if that's in, we're back in business.
19:56Yeah, it's true.
19:56I mean, but Jamie, if AOC were to run, she'd have the media there to protect her.
20:01They wouldn't put her in situations like that.
20:03That's right.
20:03Just let her do social media.
20:04Absolutely.
20:05AOC, or as I like to call her, MC Stammer.
20:11Whenever she starts to talk, I'm like, stop, stammer time.
20:17Yeah, this was, I expected her to go like, that's all folks at the end of it.
20:21It was, she said, uh, more than a pornographic movie I saw last night.
20:27It was, um, and then I had no idea, Gretch, I had no idea that you could pass on a
20:34question.
20:35She basically passed.
20:37She goes, ah, pass.
20:38I don't think you can do that in the public.
20:40Are you allowed to do that?
20:42It's not, it's frowned upon.
20:43I am jealous, though.
20:45I'm a little jealous.
20:46As a comedian, I am a little bit jealous of AOC, because every time she talks, everybody laughs.
20:52Yeah.
20:52No.
20:53Everybody laughs.
20:53It's true.
20:54It's true.
20:55Charlie, uh, they were at a security conference.
20:58Right.
21:00When you go to a security conference, aren't you supposed to be, kind of, pre-think of those questions?
21:05Yeah, you might have, like, a question prepared for maybe one about our biggest geopolitical adversary on the planet.
21:13I don't know.
21:13You might have thought about that one.
21:15But it does, it goes to the heart of what, I mean, these people are fundamentally unserious, and they have
21:20fundamentally unserious, they don't even pretend to have actual solutions to things.
21:24The idea that you're going to defund the police because you don't like the police, you're going to defund, you're
21:28going to have open borders, you're going to have, you're going to apologize.
21:30And, and, and, you know, we didn't, then that one where she's over there apologizing for America's role in the
21:37world.
21:38And it's like, well, then why do you want to be president of the United States?
21:40You want to just be president of the United States to undo the United States and make us less of
21:45a power in the world?
21:46What was so beautiful about Marco Rubio is he was, he was not afraid.
21:51He was not apologizing for anything.
21:53He was saying, no, we actually believe in these things.
21:55He, it was an abrasive nationalism.
21:57And, you know, the Democrats want to go in the exact opposite direction.
22:02It's so true.
22:03Brianna, did you notice the, Matt Whitaker was the guy who asked the question of Gretchen Whitmer, a frequent guest
22:10on the Gutfeldt show.
22:11This show continues to rule world politics.
22:13Isn't that true?
22:14Yeah.
22:14I mean, I'm sure tonight we're going to have big, massive stories about Hillary Clinton being a witch.
22:19I think.
22:19I think we might.
22:21I worked six months putting that together.
22:23He worked hard for this.
22:24I do think that we're, you know, we're talking about AOC and Whitmer and we're like astonished.
22:31And the thing is, it's like, go back to the Biden years.
22:34People that stupid were running our foreign policy under Biden.
22:38The Israel-Palestine conflict.
22:40Russia invading Ukraine.
22:42A Chinese spy balloon could just fly over the United States.
22:44And we were like, I mean, it looks kind of cool, right?
22:46Whatever.
22:46So it's like those very people are actually running the country actively within Democratic circles.
22:52So even if it's not AOC or Whitmer, you're going to get someone that dumb anyway under a Democrat.
22:57Boom.
22:58Up next.
23:00Obama's alien revelations.
23:07Truth or troll?
23:15Are aliens a fact or did the media overreact?
23:19During a recent podcast appearance, former President Obama seemed to nonchalantly confirm their existence.
23:25Watch.
23:25Are aliens real?
23:28They're real, but I haven't seen them.
23:30And they're not being kept in, what is it?
23:34Area 51.
23:35Area 51.
23:35There's no underground facility unless there's this enormous conspiracy and they hid it from the president of the United States.
23:45What was the first question you wanted answered when you became president?
23:51Where are the aliens?
23:53Obama later clarified he thinks the universe is so vast that aliens are probably out there,
23:59but that he never actually saw evidence of them while president.
24:04Hmm.
24:05Brianna, what do you think of this?
24:06You know, first he says, yes, there are aliens.
24:10Of course that's going to set people off.
24:11Now he's backing off of it.
24:13Yeah, wait, two things.
24:14First of all, the interviewer didn't even ask a follow-up.
24:16You have a former president saying, you know, aliens are real.
24:18And he's like, yeah, we're going to move on now.
24:20And then the second thing is Obama's like, yeah, unless the government's running a mass conspiracy against the president.
24:25My dude, the New York Times just came out with the thing, how they did that to Nixon.
24:28So for him to be that naive and pretend like the government couldn't run a conspiracy against a sitting president
24:33kind of shows, you know, the height of his intelligence.
24:36That being said, I think aliens are real.
24:39I think it's like 53% of Americans also think aliens are real.
24:43I think people, you know, in the 80s, you watch E.T., you watch Mac and me, and you're kind
24:47of like, you know what, these might actually be documentaries and not just fiction work.
24:51So I think Obama was being honest for the first time in his life.
24:53Aliens are real.
24:54Can I just say something real quick?
24:56Oh, yeah.
24:57E.T. is not a friend of this show.
25:00You don't like E.T.?
25:01Apparently he didn't watch last week.
25:03We exposed that E.T. is actually a horror movie.
25:05So we don't speak of E.T. on the show.
25:08Oh, wow.
25:08Well, now, what do you think?
25:10A 3,000-year-old alien hanging out with children?
25:12I have a problem with that.
25:14He's probably in the Etsy files.
25:16He's naked in every scene.
25:18Yeah.
25:18And then all of a sudden, hey, kids, look at my finger.
25:20It glows in the dark.
25:21And looking back on it, it's a little creepy.
25:23Putting it out there.
25:24Yeah, yeah.
25:25You know what?
25:26Yeah.
25:26It looks different.
25:27Yeah, it's different, doesn't it?
25:29So, Tyrus, Obama said that it was, according to what he thinks, because of the vastness of the universe,
25:36he thinks that aliens probably exist.
25:38Do you agree with him on that?
25:39Oh, yeah.
25:39Aliens are a thousand percent.
25:41Yeah.
25:41You don't need to be a genius to do that.
25:43What bothers me is that every time Obama says something, everybody goes, oh, can you believe
25:49he said that?
25:50This is not something we need to discuss.
25:52Anyone who watches Skinwalker Ranch knows we have aliens.
25:56Anyone who's seen airplane pilots put their careers on the line and testify in front of
26:01Congress is going to see these little square things with a spear and they're flying around
26:04and with us and it's not little Greg in those boxes.
26:08So we've kind of we've kind of established that the biggest thing about this was that
26:14he was basically saying, I'm washing my hands of the Democratic Party as we know it.
26:19He's like, I need I'm done.
26:21I'm out.
26:21I don't want anything to do with it.
26:22He buried Newsom.
26:23He said that homeless, the way they handled the homeless situation was an abomination.
26:27He said, you want to walk through tent filled cities?
26:29Everyone's washing over that.
26:31He was basically giving a scolding to his party like, hey, you're on the wrong side of
26:36everything.
26:37Figure it out.
26:37And I don't want to be it anymore to, oh, what does he mean by aliens?
26:42We don't need Obama to confirm or deny whether there's aliens or not.
26:46Yeah, he's but he's smart because that's all everyone's talking about.
26:49And then he got home and then the wife said, did you really say this about aliens?
26:53And you're going to go on Twitter and you're going to fix it.
26:56And then that's what he did.
26:58It's an interesting theory, Charlie.
27:00You know, it is.
27:01We are.
27:01There's so many substantive issues.
27:03Talk about the Democrats.
27:04We're talking about Obama and aliens.
27:06Yeah, which and I think that that's probably on purpose because he doesn't want to talk
27:09about the serious issues because they don't have any serious answers to any of them.
27:12He's such a liar, by the way.
27:14I said, so after asking him all this, he goes, so what was the one question you wanted
27:18answered when you look at whether there are aliens?
27:21But then it what it becomes obvious is if that was his burning question when he went
27:25into the White House, he didn't actually get to the bottom of it because he couldn't give
27:29us an answer to any of it.
27:31But I think that and obviously Tyrus is right.
27:34You know, he's not interested in politics anymore.
27:36But what he's interested in, he's interested in being relevant.
27:40And I think that he realizes that Trump has completely sucked all the oxygen of relevancy
27:46away from him and any sort of politician that he wants to, like, be cool again.
27:52And I don't think it's working.
27:54I don't think he'll be able to pull that off again.
27:56Jamie, what do you make of all this?
27:58Tom, if the aliens do come to Earth, how long do you think it will take the Democrats
28:03to register them to vote?
28:12I think if aliens come, I think Trump is the best president to meet the aliens.
28:19Do you know what I mean?
28:21Because can you imagine if the aliens came when Biden was president and they're like,
28:26take me to your leader?
28:28And then we take him to Biden and they're like, leader must mean something different
28:31on your planet.
28:37So true.
28:38So true.
28:39Yeah.
28:39That was a great point, though, Brandon, about that.
28:41He really does move right on after Obama.
28:44He's like, are there aliens?
28:46He's like, yeah, there are.
28:47He's like, anyway, what's your favorite book?
28:48Yeah.
28:49I know, he doesn't want to get into controversy.
28:51Although Obama said if the aliens came down, they could keep their doctor.
28:57Coming up, AI at a theater near you.
29:08AI tweaks coming to movies.
29:10Okay, Brianna, this is what's happening.
29:11A new film starring Pete Davidson and Casey Affleck.
29:14It's called Killing Satoshi.
29:16It's reportedly going to be using AI to adjust performances, they say, of actors and reduce
29:21the need for costly and consuming reshoots.
29:24Is this going to ruin movies?
29:26What do you think?
29:27Oh, yeah.
29:27I mean, AI is ruining everything.
29:28It is revolutionized in the world, but not like the good way where you see like good
29:31revolutions like the American Revolution.
29:33It's doing it in a way that it's going to make a lot of our jobs obsolete.
29:36And I'm someone who uses AI for my Countdown to Freedom series, which you can watch on my
29:40X account, to make the graphics.
29:42And it's great and it's great, but I don't have to go out and pay someone to sit there
29:45and make new graphics.
29:46I just type it in, pops me out a little video about George Washington, and I'm ready to go.
29:50That's fantastic.
29:51Well, see, she's kind of pro-AI.
29:53I don't know where Tyrus is going to come down on this.
29:55He could think it's a wonderful development.
29:57He could think it's terrible.
29:59I don't know.
29:59Tyrus?
30:00I think AI is going to drastically change the way culturally we appreciate things.
30:07Once you no longer are worshiping celebrities because it's not a celebrity anymore.
30:12You should be trademarking your avatar, your picture.
30:17If you have an old famous actor relative, you should probably trademark his ass real quick
30:21under the ground because they're just basically going to need, we just want the likeness.
30:25And they're going to take the likeness, and the AI is going to do the movie for you.
30:28So celebrities, red carpets and stuff, all that stuff, the Oscars will go away because
30:33AI is who gets the award.
30:35It's all AI.
30:35So I think, and as a person who's an entertainer and stuff, as much as you like the authenticity,
30:41I do think as far as we as people, we need to kind of focus on other things.
30:46And putting so much energy, especially our kids and stuff, knowing they put so much emphasis
30:52on wanting to be an actor or an athlete or all these things that are really tough and
30:56unattainable without having ground game first, I think is a good thing.
30:59I think it's going to change the way people look at our entertainment and stuff.
31:05And I think that's a good thing.
31:08Charlie, people thought this was going to ruin movies when they came up with CGI.
31:12Like, you know, the Star Wars sequels, the prequels, whatever, they all stood in front
31:16of a green screen, and they filled it all in with fake space behind them.
31:19Is this just an extension of that?
31:21No, I don't think it is.
31:23Well, I don't know if it is or not.
31:25It does seem to be a pretty dramatic step beyond that.
31:29I just finished reading a book called Leave the Gun, Take the Cannoli, about the making
31:33of The Godfather, the first Godfather movie.
31:36Yeah.
31:37R.I.P.
31:38Robert Duvall.
31:39And it was a magnificent book about all that they went through to make this masterpiece
31:46of a movie.
31:48And then you go back and watch it again, the movie again, for the umpteenth time.
31:52You'll never write a book about a book about a movie that was done by A.I.
31:59It takes all of the spirit.
32:00It takes the soul out of the movie.
32:03It takes everything that is human out of it, which is the whole reason we go to see
32:08movies in the first place.
32:09And so I get it that there are going to be some technical things that it might help with.
32:13But if you hand all of it over to A.I., it's not about humans anymore.
32:17And it's not human anymore.
32:19And therefore, it has no value, if you ask me.
32:21Jamie, yeah, what's the point?
32:23What's the point of going to the movies?
32:26Are people going to be able to escape into a movie when they know that the whole thing is
32:30computer generated?
32:31Right.
32:31I just read a book called Take the Gun, Leave the Cannoli.
32:35And I'm going to disagree with everything Charlie said.
32:38It had all the counterpoints.
32:40Yeah, so this is Casey Affleck and Pete Davidson.
32:43Yes.
32:44I heard the A.I. is so advanced, it's going to be as if they were able to get Ben
32:49Affleck
32:51for this instead of his brother.
32:53That's how advanced it is.
32:54And we also use a lot of really green screen stuff on the GutFault show.
32:58I don't know if you guys know that, but I'm actually sitting on a toilet in Alaska right
33:01now.
33:04Have you gotten any of these?
33:06Because I know you're going because I know you've done you've done acting stuff.
33:14I just got one recently from some production and they they go, can we use your likeness
33:19and your voice to do like an A.I.?
33:22And I go, I'm available.
33:25Yeah, I am right here.
33:27Sure, I'll do it.
33:28Yeah.
33:29They're going to have A.I. replace me.
33:30I'm right here.
33:31Yeah, that's going to be the danger.
33:32I bet Tyrus, have they approached you, you know, the A.I. people?
33:35Right now, A.I. is still stuck on height and weight, so I'm good.
33:41Less pixels, I think that's what it is.
33:44Wow.
33:47Listen, it's not, but we're arguing.
33:49Bugs Bunny wasn't real, was he?
33:51If so, you know, like, it has changed things.
33:54Like, Yosemite Sam and Bugs, it's, it was good storytelling, good writing that makes
33:59a movie, not the stuff behind it.
34:00Yeah.
34:01So you can have A.I., but if you still have woke writers, I don't care how you finesse
34:05it.
34:05It'll be, wow, that's fancy.
34:07Piece of s***.
34:10Up next, Viagra, the wonder drug.
34:20When you're young, you don't just get handed trust.
34:24You have to earn it by hand.
34:39You have to earn it by hand.
35:08You have to earn it by hand.
35:11Real.
35:13Raw.
35:15A story for Charlie.
35:18Ow, ow!
35:21Tonight, on a story for Charlie.
35:25Should all men take Viagra?
35:28Charlie, a new story says that doctors are saying Viagra can help with many different conditions.
35:35It can help with heart disease, stroke risk, diabetes, enlarged prostate, urinary problems.
35:41Could Viagra be something that all men should be taking?
35:44I'm not going to lie.
35:45When I saw this story in the New York Post, I sent it to about 50 people, friends of mine
35:49that I know.
35:50I think the study is completely bogus.
35:54I think that they were not able to separate the medical, the chemical benefits of Viagra
36:01from the fact that people were doing fun things with the Viagra.
36:06And doing fun things with Viagra is what makes you healthy in all the other ways.
36:11So it's not the Viagra that is improving all of these conditions in people.
36:16It's the vagina.
36:17Well, I wasn't going to say that, but it's what you do with Viagra and that that makes
36:26you so healthy.
36:28Yeah.
36:28Tyrus.
36:29A vagina day keeps the doctor away.
36:33I hadn't thought of that, but the thing is, okay, I accept, Tyrus, I accept Charlie's
36:38position.
36:39He's saying that, you know, it leads people to have a happier life, so they're going
36:41to have these other good outcomes.
36:42But these doctors said that it improves blood flow because that's how this thing works.
36:48What do you mean?
36:49A man doctor will say anything to justify to his wife why she found Viagra in his backpack.
36:56This is some dude who screwed up vicious cover-up.
37:00But I'm going to be honest with you, I'm anti-Viagra.
37:03No, hell no.
37:04It's the worst thing for men.
37:06It's false confidence, and it's confusing.
37:09Because men, our rejection rate is what, 75, 80% on the average week?
37:15And you're taking this pill every day, and every time you take this pill, he thinks it's
37:19party time.
37:23And then you're in bed, you're locked and loaded, but you have not got clearance to fly
37:27yet.
37:31So then she, of course, says, no, I'm watching this documentary.
37:34And then you and the uncomfortable truth betwixt your legs are now stuck in bed waiting for
37:40her to fall asleep, hoping the vigorous shaking for about five to six seconds isn't going to
37:45wake her up because you're stuck with this Viagra.
37:47Men, they have controlled us too long with the golden temple.
37:53Let it go.
37:54Let them be ready to go and hop in bed and be like, hey.
37:59And you'd be like, sorry, it's a medical thing.
38:02He's not ready tonight.
38:04So let's watch this football game instead and see if anything inspires me.
38:08Like, just let it go, fellas.
38:11Just let it go.
38:13There's nothing worse than a 75-year-old man with bad hair plants popping a blue pill before
38:19his evening starts.
38:20That's the worst thing ever.
38:21Let it go.
38:22No, Viagra should be based on if you severely need it, not just to keep the flagship going.
38:28There's a reason why he slows down.
38:30I'm so happy when my 400-pound sex gorilla died behind me.
38:35He used to go over with me.
38:36All he wanted to do was eat and fight and look at vagina.
38:41Now he's done.
38:42Now I got arts and crafts.
38:44I'm a good listener.
38:49My wife wants to watch a boring documentary.
38:53You know what?
38:53I got time for it.
38:54Now I'm even available for Q&A afterwards.
38:57You know when we throw all that up?
38:59Yeah.
39:01Viagra.
39:04Jamie, what do you think?
39:05Could have health benefits.
39:07Yeah, you listed a lot of health benefits.
39:09One you didn't mention was it also gives you a boner.
39:14You didn't mention that one.
39:15That wasn't in my notes.
39:16No, no.
39:17I actually took Viagra for the first time pretty recently.
39:20I don't know who you should share that.
39:22Yeah.
39:23I'll let you know how it goes.
39:25It was just about 20 minutes ago.
39:31Well, he's home on his toilet, so that's, you know.
39:33Brianna, do you even want to get in on this conversation?
39:36All I will say is, men, there are other ways to be healthy that doesn't include that, like
39:41exercising without Viagra.
39:42That's why you don't take Viagra, fellas.
39:47That's all I can contribute.
39:49Yeah.
39:50Tyrus is right.
39:50Very hard to Peloton with an erection.
39:55Don't go away.
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