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00:17all right good evening everyone i'm tom shalou in for greg on this very special edition of gutfeld
00:25it's president's day or as i like to say washington and lincoln's birthday that's the way we should do
00:33it let's take a close look at how some famous names are celebrating the holiday joe biden celebrated
00:39the same way he always does by setting his clocks back an hour nancy pelosi she spent the day
00:47reminiscing about her first boyfriend jesse waters he changed his hairpiece to honor our founding
00:56fathers looks good kamala harris every time someone said washington or lincoln she did a shot
01:05bill clinton spent the day getting a good deal on a mattress
01:11nice pose and greg gutfeld he's using abe lincoln's stovepipe hat as a hot tub
01:20now to some headlines on monday a violent customer at hong kong international airport went on a kiosk
01:27smashing rampage he was charged with two counts of impersonating a spirit airlines passenger
01:34new york city just got its first free grocery store new yorkers claim it's taking all the fun out of
01:40shoplifting
01:44in england a prosthetic leg lost by a swimmer 10 months ago finally washed ashore the woman said
01:51it's a big relief since she's been swimming in a circle this whole time
01:58a six-year-old girl scout sold 87 000 boxes of cookies breaking the all-time sales record even
02:04more amazing 86 000 were sold to one customer
02:13and finally a new study shows the average american worker has just 955 in retirement savings
02:19or as one guy calls it my yearly salary
02:25so at the munich conference which basically is davos with less attractive prostitutes
02:31hillary clinton made a startling admission and no it's not the one you're thinking that wouldn't
02:38startle anyone she's finally conceding that loose border policies went too far
02:45there is a legitimate reason to have a debate about things like migration it went too far it's been
02:53disruptive and destabilizing and it needs to be fixed in a humane way with secure borders that don't
03:01torture and kill people dams letting in 20 million illegals was just going too far that's like oj saying he
03:09may have overdone it on the stabbing now it's shocking to hear hillary say the border was disruptive
03:16and destabilizing because this is the same crowd that insisted no person is illegal but why the
03:22confession now i thought the republicans were the ones on the ropes no we're only hearing this now
03:27because democrats know they've failed their policies the same experiments that our friends in the eu have
03:33been running have caused massive harm but while she was saving face marco rubio held up a mirror to
03:38the west's failures but the euphoria of this triumph led us to a dangerous delusion that the ties formed
03:47by trade and by commerce alone would now replace nationhood that the rules-based global order an
03:55overused term would now replace the national interest and that we would now live in a world without borders
04:01where everyone became a citizen of the world this was a foolish idea but it's not just the border he
04:09claimed deindustrialization the climate and basically everything else america and europe have been doing
04:14for the past few decades was a mistake to appease a climate cult we have imposed energy policies on
04:21ourselves that are impoverishing our people we embraced a dogmatic vision of free and unfettered trade
04:26even as some nations protected their economies and subsidized their companies to systematically undercut
04:34ours shuttering our plants was resulting in large parts of our societies being deindustrialized
04:42he's right for decades the pitch was export jobs import illegals and save the climate globalism became
04:49our destiny europe bought it and look where it led them their countries looked like the next road
04:54warrior sequel mass migration strained health care and education as illegals committed heinous crimes
05:00and pretty soon being a british native will be a rarer sight than prince andrew at a bar that checks
05:06ids
05:10and this mess is allowed to spread while freedom of speech is limited in britain criminals go free
05:17while data shows 12 000 people a year are arrested for offensive social media posts
05:22these countries have invited chaos wrapped in compassion and they're disintegrating faster than jamie
05:27lisau's first marriage
05:32and rubio made one thing clear we don't want europe to suffer but we won't stand by and watch
05:38this is why we do not want our allies to be shackled by guilt and shame and this is why
05:42we do not want
05:43allies to rationalize the broken status quo rather than reckon with what is what was what is necessary to fix
05:49it
05:50for we in america have no interest in being polite and orderly caretakers of the west's managed decline
05:59but rubio's speech was pivotal for one reason it was a perfect articulation of trump's foreign policy
06:05on the world stage the u.s has completely changed its direction secure borders meritocracy peace through
06:11strength and a 50 across the board reduction in sucking
06:18and none of this yeah
06:22good chart right look at that chart and now and none of this would have happened without the president
06:29republicans even rubio used to buy into this global guilt trip and then trump came along and said out loud
06:35what we were all thinking secure borders aren't racist putting america first isn't evil and most
06:41importantly our showerhead pressure is unacceptable now the left will complain that america first strains
06:49our alliances but rubio's message was different america isn't anti-european we'd like to be friends
06:56this is why president trump demands seriousness and reciprocity from our friends here in europe
07:01the reason why my friends is because we care deeply we care deeply about your future and ours
07:10rubio showed us what the world would look like if we fight our issues together so yes we will help
07:16you
07:16but you're not going to take us down with you after all that's why we have democrats
07:25let's welcome tonight's guests he's so laid back they call him the human luge co-host of
07:32fox and friends weekend charlie hertz
07:36he calls his kids every day and they let it go to voicemail actor writer and comedian jamie lisow
07:44as an election specialist she named her dog hanging chad correspondent at the federalist brianna lyman
07:52and paul bunyan gets all his hand-me-downs former nwa world champion and host of the planet
07:58tyros podcast charlie hurt i loved that rubio speech when i saw it i watched the whole thing i said
08:11this
08:11is it this is the a block for monday's show we gotta do rubio and when i was watching the
08:16speech
08:16i said this is such a great speech i wish i wish trump gave this speech but really trump has
08:21given
08:21the speech but people don't they didn't take trump seriously now we have someone out there giving a
08:27regular old it's like a politician speech and he laid out the trump doctrine tell me what do you
08:33thought it it's the most beautiful enunciation of the trump trump doctrine that we've ever gotten i
08:39think and i think it's really especially interesting because it's 10 years after donald trump started
08:43this project and i love the fact that you started you also mentioned the fact that it's not just uh
08:48american politics he changed the republican party a lot of these people who are now supporting this
08:53used to be old republicans now they're new republicans and everybody's talking about what a
08:58gentle speech this was there was nothing gentle about this speech this was a hardball speech he called
09:04out europe for being a welfare state he called out europe for for having open borders and uh as you
09:12mentioned the you know the the cult of globalism the cult of environmentalism he called them out on all
09:19of this stuff but he did it in such an elegant way that uh they you know in a more
09:24diplomatic way than
09:25we're used to seeing say president trump do these things um and then meanwhile the split screen over here you
09:31have hillary clinton talking about how oh actually no we the democrats want to be the parter the party
09:38of border security um she's going to have a bit of a problem with her own party about this the
09:44the uh
09:44this this midterm and then the primary for 2028 is going to be a madhouse in that party based largely
09:53on uh that you know that debate about whether are we going to have borders or are we not going
09:58to have
09:58borders and i don't think that that party i don't think democrats can answer that in a way that will
10:03get them elected to national office yes uh tyrus you know hillary came out there and she said oh we
10:10you know we uh the border was not good under the last president but really it's been the democrats
10:17it's been democrat policy they've all been in favor of open borders are they going to try to rewrite
10:22history on this thing no well if you're going to rewrite history then you would have to understand
10:27it first yeah that's not happening i just i you gotta understand it hillary is a little grouchy
10:35you know and i think sometimes if we don't get enough rest or if we had rough travel sometimes you
10:42know we come off a little hmm you know you you find a broomstick from the united states to europe
10:48chances are
10:52you know you land there and there's no children to eat it's his little little tough you know
11:02what she identifies as a witch i'm living her truth this is the the thing is like you're just so
11:09angry
11:10just say it i hate that man yeah you know it's just she doesn't do well with presidents you know
11:17like
11:17she runs against them they beat her she marries them they diddle the secretary like she's just not
11:26she's just not good with presidents like i think and who whom on the democratic party thought it was a
11:33good idea to invite beulah ball breaker to the party i don't understand like i don't she's the worst
11:39she is the worst person to have speak for you no one likes her and everyone's too afraid to say
11:44anything
11:45yes i mean it is a good point but you know who do you got brianna you got a kamala
11:50i mean who's the
11:51standard bearer in the democratic party and i want to get your thoughts on the rubio speech was it
11:56not thrilling to hear rubio say that but as i pointed out you know rubio used to sing a different
12:01tune yeah he was saying it was time to do essentially amnesty you know the gang of five or eight
12:07or
12:07whatever what gang it was but he wanted to do a deal on the border but he wised up like
12:11a lot of
12:12people he came to trump's side of the equation yeah i mean i mean i think he's learning and so
12:16many other republicans are to charlie's point you don't compromise on sanity and rubio is the maga
12:22whisperer for the global elites and basically what he said to the world stage is we're going to purge
12:28that toxic cultural marxism that has engulfed these european states and even america that is
12:33looking to make these ridiculous policy choices when it comes to things like mass migration then you tie
12:38that into hillary clinton saying yeah i think we went too far look you know when you put a frog
12:42in a pot of boiling water and you turn up the heat really slowly the frog never jumps i don't
12:47actually do that i do it all the time brianna i'm going thank you because that supports my witch
12:51theory see okay exactly so you have a cauldron you're boiling water right but you start boiling
12:57slowly so the frog doesn't jump out and what hillary clinton is saying is we just accidentally
13:01boiled the water a little too fast we just put in 20 million americans and that was the problem
13:05but the real problem is that her and her entire party called people like us people in this room
13:11racist hitler white supremacists and nazis for saying the exact same thing that she is saying now
13:17all because we said that yes mass migration is cultural suicide some cultures are incompatible
13:22with the american culture and it doesn't make you a racist to say that it makes you a realist and
13:26marco rubio touched on that boom dog too yeah so true jamie
13:34it's all this talk of boiling frogs did it make you hungry yeah it did maybe i feel like that
13:40picture of biden we always use he looks like clint eastwood quit ozempic
13:47i mean it was a great speech rubio gave a great speech i totally agree my favorite part was where
13:53he
13:54said hey we're doing this we would love to have our partners on board but this is what we are
13:59doing
13:59and i have the same stance with sex you know i go you're gonna it's gonna happen i'm doing this
14:06regardless i'd love to have somebody in here as a witness we're gonna get the same result people
14:12well received speech by the way did you get a standing ovation yes i've never even gotten a
14:16seated ovation and um and even then it was because i did this one bit where i go hey that's
14:21it for me
14:22and they all clapped um i loved all the stuff tyrus said about hillary that was awesome i just want
14:28to say for the record tyrus loves his life and he is not suicidal he's not afraid plus
14:38even as with the weight loss or whatever the noose ain't holding me so i'm good
14:44all right before we go i've got live shows coming up in norfolk and omaha nebraska and other places go
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14:50tomshalew.com and sign the mailing list to find out where and up next dems who are dumb as rocks
15:03hey kids it's time for democrat corner
15:14they put the pain in 2028 campaign at the munich security conference prominent dems used the
15:20spotlight to position themselves as potential presidential nominees but it didn't go so
15:25well here's aoc attempting to answer a simple question about america defending taiwan would
15:31and should the u.s actually commit u.s troops to defend taiwan if china were to move um you
15:39know
15:40i think that uh this is such a uh you know i i think that this is a um
15:52this is of course a uh a very long-standing um
15:57policy of the united states uh and i think what we are hoping for is that we want to make
16:03sure that we
16:03never get to that point and we want to make sure that we are moving in all of our economic
16:11research and our global positions to avoid any such confrontation and for that question to even arise
16:19man even kamala harris was like what the hell is she talking about
16:27meanwhile michigan governor gretchen whitmer struggled when asked about resolving the war in ukraine
16:34on ukraine what does victory look like
16:38ambassador no please i'd love to i'd love to hear your answer
16:44yeah it is i the two the two that i am on the panel with are much more steeped in
16:50foreign policy than
16:51as than a governor is but um you know i do think that ukraine's independence keeping their their
16:59land mass and having um the support of of all the allies i think is is the goal from my
17:06vantage point
17:08man i haven't heard that much hemming and hawing since i asked greg if i could borrow five bucks
17:15so tyrus i mean i was watching you watching that i mean you could use you could do
17:21i'm sorry and look i'm a little emotional right now because my favorite series was phenomenal last
17:26night the the night of the seventh realm i was screaming at the tv get up get up and when
17:32they
17:32were doing i was like shut up shut up stop talking i don't know it's not a word like it
17:41was like it was
17:42fishing it was like she started six sentences at the same time and didn't finish any of them yeah it
17:48was the some of the but this is this is the difference between the parties okay this is the
17:54we saw two representatives from each side that potentially could be presidential candidates we
18:01had jd vance and we had rubio right both of them have a history with president trump that's not great
18:08they both said bad things he said bad things to them but when it came time to do the work
18:13he picked
18:13them because they were the best prepared professional people to do the job and they showed up and what
18:19did they do they showed up and they did their damn job rubio was starting to look presidential
18:25vance looks presidential so the republican party is setting themselves up but they'll have
18:29three de santa you have three guys that can carry the mantle understand the plan and can communicate to
18:36the american people then there's the other side where somewhere sarah palin is going i'm off the hook
18:45right yeah and here's the deal here's the deal sarah was only off by 56 miles
18:53aoc was off half a continent south of the equator and listen oh you didn't know where venezuela was at
19:02but you were the first person if someone doesn't say acasio with the right nomenclature you're a
19:08racist you're a latino who doesn't know where latino countries are yeah or where horses come from or
19:14anything and the other one whitmer was basically like from my vantage point are we bird watching
19:21like they this is the dei administration versus the take care of business administration
19:28aoc's career is over no as far as running there is no way anyone would ever take her serious
19:34kamala looked the smarter of the three and no one is going to vote we saw that do you but
19:42they
19:42embarrassed themselves they embarrassed the country and they made us look weaker i'm more fearful of
19:48after seeing that that foreign countries that were pushing against us like hey we can just wait this
19:53out because if that's in we're back in business yeah it's true i mean but jamie if aoc
19:58were to run she'd have the media there to protect her they wouldn't put her in situations like that
20:02that's right let her do social media absolutely aoc or as i like to call her mc stammer
20:11whenever she starts to talk i'm like stop stammer time
20:16yeah this was uh i expected her to go like that's all folks at the end of it it was
20:21um
20:22she said uh more than a poor not a pornographic movie i saw last night it was um
20:30and then i had no idea gretch i had no idea that you could pass on a question she basically
20:36passed
20:36yeah she goes ah pass i don't think you can do that in the public right are you allowed to
20:41do that
20:42it's not it's frowned upon yeah i am jealous though i'm a little jealous as a comedian i am a
20:47little bit
20:48jealous of aoc because every time she talks everybody laughs yeah no it's true it's true
20:55charlie uh they were at a security conference when you go to a security conference aren't you supposed
21:03to be kind of pre-think of those questions yeah you might have like a question prepared for maybe one
21:09about our biggest geopolitical adversary on the planet i don't know you might have thought about
21:14that one but it does it goes to the heart of what i mean these people are fundamentally unserious and
21:19they have fundamentally unserious they don't even pretend to have actual solutions to things the
21:24idea that you're going to defund the police because you don't like the police you're going
21:27to deep you're going to have open borders you're going to have you're going to apologize and and
21:31and the you know we didn't then that one where she's over there apologizing for america's
21:36role in the world and it's like well then why do you want to be president united states you want
21:40to
21:40just be president of the united states to undo the united states and make us less of a power in
21:45in the world what was so beautiful about marco rubio is he was he was not afraid he was not
21:51apologizing for anything he was saying no we actually believe in these things he it was an
21:56abrasive nationalism and you know the democrats want to go in the exact opposite direction it's so
22:02true brianna did you notice the uh matt whitaker was the guy who asked the question of uh gretchen
22:08whitmer a frequent guest on the gutfeld show this show continues to rule world politics isn't that
22:13true yeah i mean i'm sure tonight we're gonna have big massive stories about hillary clinton being a
22:18witch um i think i think we might i worked six months he worked hard for this um i i
22:25do think that
22:26we're you know we're talking about aoc and whitmer and we're like astonished and the thing is it's like
22:32go back to the biden years people that stupid were running our foreign policy under biden the
22:38israel-palestin conflict russia invading ukraine a chinese spy balloon could just fly over the united
22:44states and we were like oh i mean it looks kind of cool right whatever um so it's like those
22:48very
22:48people are actually running the country actively within democratic circles so even if it's not aoc or
22:53whitmer you're gonna get someone that dumb anyway under a democrat boom up next
23:00obama's alien revelations
23:07truth or troll
23:15are aliens a fact or did the media overreact during a recent podcast appearance former president obama
23:22seemed to nonchalantly confirm their existence watch are aliens real uh they're real
23:29but i haven't seen them and and and uh they're not being kept in uh what is it area 51
23:35uh there
23:36there's no underground uh facility unless there's this enormous conspiracy and they they hid it from
23:44the president united states what was the first question you wanted answered when you became president
23:50uh where are the aliens obama later clarified he thinks the universe uh is so vast that aliens are
23:58probably out there but that he never actually saw evidence of them while presidents hmm brianna
24:05what do you think of this the uh uh you know he first he says yes there are aliens of
24:10course that's
24:10going to set people off now he's backing off of it yeah wait two things first of all the interviewer
24:15didn't even ask a follow-up you have a former president say you know aliens are real and he's
24:18like yeah we're gonna move on now um and then the second thing is of almost like yeah unless the
24:22government's running a mass conspiracy against the president my dude the new york times just came out
24:27with the thing how they did that to nixon so for him to be that naive and pretend like the
24:31government
24:31couldn't run a conspiracy against the sitting president kind of shows you know the height of
24:35his intelligence um that being said i think aliens are real uh i think it's like 53 percent of americans
24:40also think aliens are real um i think people you know in the 80s you watch et you watch mac
24:46and me and
24:47you're kind of like you know what these might actually be documentaries and not just fiction
24:50work so i think obama was being honest for the first time in his life aliens are real
24:54can i just say something real quick oh yeah et is not a friend of this show
24:59you don't like et apparently you didn't watch last week we exposed that et is actually a
25:05horror movie so we don't oh we don't speak of et in this on the show oh wow well now
25:09what do you
25:09think three thousand year old alien hanging out with children i have a problem with that
25:14he's probably he's naked in every scene yeah and then all of a sudden hey kids look at my finger
25:20it glows in the dark and looking back on it's a little creepy putting it out there yeah yeah you
25:25know what yeah it looks different yeah it's different doesn't it so tyrus obama said that it
25:32was he according to what he thinks because of the vastness of the universe he thinks that aliens
25:37probably exist you agree with him on that oh yeah aliens are a thousand percent yeah you don't need to
25:42you don't need to be a genius to do that what bothers me is that every time obama says
25:47something everybody goes oh can you believe he said that there's this is not something we need to
25:52discuss anyone who watches skinwalker ranch knows we have aliens anyone who's seen airplane
25:58pilots put their careers on the line and testify in front of cars going these little square things
26:03with a spear and flying around and with us and it's not little greg in those boxes so we've kind
26:09of we've kind of established that the biggest thing about this was that he was basically saying
26:15i'm washing my hands of the democratic party as we know it he's like i'm i need to i'm done
26:21i'm
26:21out i don't want anything to do with it he buried newson he said the homeless the way they handled
26:25the
26:25homeless situation was an abomination he said you want to walk through tent-filled cities everyone's
26:30washing over that he was basically giving a scolding to his party like hey you you're on the wrong
26:36side of everything figure it out and i don't want to be it anymore to oh what does he mean
26:40by aliens
26:42we don't need obama to confirm or deny whether there's aliens or not yeah he's but he's smart
26:48because that's all everyone's talking about and then he got home and then the wife said did you
26:52really say this about aliens and and he said you're going to go on twitter and you're going to fix
26:55it
26:55and then that's what he did it's an interesting theory charlie you know it is we are there's so many
27:02substantive issues talk about the democrats but we're talking about obama and aliens yeah which
27:06and i think that that's probably on purpose because he doesn't want to talk about serious
27:09issues because they don't have any serious answers to any of them he's such a liar by the way
27:14the guy says so after asking him all this he goes so what was the one question you wanted answered
27:18when you oh he goes whether there are aliens but then it what it becomes obvious is if that was
27:23his
27:24burning question when he went into the white house he didn't actually get to the bottom of it
27:29because he couldn't give us an answer to any of it i think that and obviously i tyrus is right
27:34you
27:34know he's not interested in politics anymore but what he's interested in he's interested in being
27:39relevant and i think that he realizes that trump has completely sucked all the oxygen of relevancy
27:46away from uh him and any sort of politician that he wants to like be cool again and i don't
27:53think
27:53it's working i don't think he'll be able to pull that off again jamie what do you make of all
27:57this
27:58tom if the aliens do come to earth how long do you think it will take the democrats to register
28:04them
28:04to vote
28:12i think if aliens come i think trump is the best president to meet the aliens
28:19you know what i mean because can you imagine if the aliens came when biden was president and they're
28:25like they're like take me to your leader and then we take him to biden and they're like leader must
28:30mean something different on your planet
28:37so true so true yeah that was a great point though about that he really does move right on after
28:43obama
28:44he's like are there aliens he's like yeah there are he's like anyway what's your favorite book yeah
28:49i know i know you just want to get into controversy although obama said if the aliens came down they
28:54could keep their doctor coming up ai at a theater near you
29:07ai tweaks coming to movies okay brianna this is what's happening a new film starring pete
29:12davidson and casey affleck it's called killing satoshi it's reportedly going to be using ai to
29:18adjust performances they say of actors and reduce the need for costly and consuming reshoots is this
29:25going to ruin movies what do you think oh yeah i mean ai is ruining everything it is revolutionized
29:29in the world but not like the good way where you feel like good revolutions like the american revolution
29:33um it's doing in a way that it's going to make a lot of our jobs obsolete and i'm someone
29:36who uses ai
29:37for my countdown to freedom series which you can watch on my x account um to make the graphics and
29:42it's great and it's great but i don't have to go out and pay someone to sit there and make
29:45me graphics
29:45i just type it in pops me out a little video about george washington i'm ready to go that's fantastic
29:50well see she's kind of pro ai i don't know where tyrus is going to come down on this he
29:55could think
29:56it's a wonderful development he could think it's terrible i don't know tyrus i think ai is going
30:02to change drastically change the way culturally we appreciate things once you no longer are
30:09worshiping celebrities because it's just it's not a celebrity anymore like you should be
30:14trademarking your avatar your picture like if you have a old famous actor relative you should
30:20probably trademark his ass real quick even under the ground because they're just basically going to
30:23need we just want the likeness and they're going to take the likeness and the ai is going to do
30:27the
30:27movie for you so celebrities red carpet and stuff all that stuff the oscars will go away because what
30:33ai is who gets the award it's all ai so i i think and as a person who's an entertainer
30:38and stuff as
30:38much as you like the authenticity i do think as far as we as people we need to kind of
30:45focus on other
30:46things and putting so much energy especially our our kids and stuff knowing like they didn't they put so
30:51much emphasis on wanting to be an actor or athlete or all these things that are really tough and
30:56unattainable without having ground game first i think is i think it's a good thing i think it's
31:00going to change the way people look at our entertainment and stuff and i think that's a good
31:06thing charlie uh the you know people thought this is going to ruin movies when they came up with cgi
31:12like you know the the star wars sequels uh the prequels whatever they all stood in front of a green
31:16screen and they filled it all in with fake space behind them is this just an extension of that
31:20uh i know i don't think it is well i don't know if it is or not i it's uh
31:25it does seem to be a
31:27pretty dramatic step beyond that i just finished reading a book called uh leave the gun take the
31:32cannoli about the making of uh the godfather uh the first godfather yeah r.i.p robert duvall um
31:39and it was a magnificent uh book about all that they went through to make this masterpiece of a movie
31:47and
31:48then you go back and watch it again the movie again for the umpteenth time the you'll never write
31:53do it write a book about a book about a movie that was done by ai it takes all of
32:00the spirit it takes
32:01the soul out of the movie it takes everything that is human out of it which is the whole reason
32:07we go
32:08to see movies in the first place and so i get it that there are going to be some technical
32:11things
32:12that it might help with but if you hand all of it over to ai it's not about humans anymore
32:17and it's
32:18not human anymore and therefore it has no value if you ask me jamie yeah what's the point what's the
32:23point
32:25of going to the movies are people going to be able to escape into a movie when they know that
32:29the
32:29whole thing is computer generated right i just read a book called take the gun leave the cannoli
32:35and um i disagree with everything charlie said um had all the counterpoints yeah so this is casey
32:41affleck yeah and p davidson yes right i heard the ai is so advanced it's gonna be as if they
32:48were able
32:48to get ben f ben affleck um for this instead of his brother that's how advanced it is and we
32:55also use a
32:55lot of really uh green screen stuff on the gut fault chart if you guys know that but i'm actually
32:59sitting on a toilet in alaska right now have you gotten any of these because i know you're
33:07it's going it's going because i know you've done you've done acting stuff i just got one recently
33:15from some production and they they go can we use your likeness and your voice to do like an ai
33:22and i
33:22go i'm available yeah i am right here i'll do it yeah they're gonna have ai replace me i'm right
33:30here yeah and that's going to be the danger i bet tires have they approached you uh you know the
33:34ai
33:34people uh right now ai still stuck on height and weight so i'm good uh less pixels i think that's
33:43what it is wow no listen uh it's not but we're arguing bugs bunny wasn't real was he if so
33:51you
33:52know like it has changed things like yosemite sam and bugs it's it was good storytelling good writing
33:58that makes a movie not the stuff behind it yeah so you can have ai but if you still have
34:02woke writers
34:03i don't care how you finesse it it'll be wow that's fancy peace up next viagra the wonder drug
34:20when you're young you don't just get handed trust you have to earn it by hand
34:33my ...
34:35You should...
34:37...cn
34:41eat... ...
34:43Don't repeat my life, always love me
34:50And you again, friend, want to get away from you
34:53Don't ask me
34:57Don't repeat my life, always love me
35:04And you again, friend, want to get away from you
35:08Don't ask me
35:13Real, raw, a story for Charlie
35:21Tonight, on a story for Charlie
35:24Should all men take Viagra?
35:27Charlie, a new story says that doctors are saying
35:31Viagra can help with many different conditions
35:35It can help with heart disease, stroke risk, diabetes, enlarged prostate, urinary blood
35:40Problems
35:41Could Viagra be something that all men should be taking?
35:44I'm not going to lie, when I saw this story in the New York Post
35:46I sent it to about 50 people
35:48Friends of mine that I know
35:51I think the study is completely bogus
35:54I think that they were not able to separate
35:59The medical, the chemical benefits of Viagra
36:01From the fact that people were doing fun things with the Viagra
36:05And doing fun things with Viagra is what makes you healthy in all the other ways
36:10So it's not the Viagra that is improving all of these conditions in people
36:15It's the vagina
36:17Well, I wasn't going to say that
36:20But it's what you do with Viagra and that
36:25That makes you so healthy
36:27Yeah
36:28Tyrus
36:29A vagina in a day keeps the doctor away
36:33I hadn't thought of that
36:34But the thing is, okay
36:35I accept
36:37Tyrus, I accept Charlie's position
36:39He's saying that it leads people to have a happier life
36:41So they're going to have these other good outcomes
36:42But these doctors said that it improves blood flow
36:46Because that's how this thing works
36:47What do you mean?
36:49A man doctor will say anything to justify to his wife
36:51Why she found Viagra in his backpack
36:56This is some dude who screwed up vicious cover-up
37:00But I'm going to be honest with you
37:01I'm anti-Viagra
37:03No, hell no
37:04It's the worst thing for men
37:06It's false confidence
37:07And it's confusing
37:08Because men
37:10Our rejection rate is what?
37:1275, 80% on the average week
37:15And you're taking this pill every day
37:17And every time you take this pill
37:18He thinks it's party time
37:22And then you're in bed
37:24You're locked and loaded
37:25But you have not got clearance to fly yet
37:30So then she of course says
37:32No, I'm watching this documentary
37:34And then you
37:35And the uncomfortable truth
37:37But twixt your legs
37:38Are now stuck in bed
37:39Waiting for her to fall asleep
37:40Hoping
37:41The vigorous shaking
37:43For about five to six seconds
37:44Isn't going to wake her up
37:45Because you're stuck with this Viagra
37:46Men
37:47They have controlled us too long
37:50With the golden temple
37:53Let it go
37:54Let them
37:54Let them
37:55Be ready to go
37:57And hop in bed
37:57And be like
37:58Hey
37:59And you'll be like
38:00Sorry
38:01It's a medical thing
38:02He's not ready tonight
38:04So let's watch this football game instead
38:06And see if anything inspires me
38:08Like just let it go
38:10Fellas
38:10Just let it go
38:12It's the worst
38:13There's nothing worse
38:14Than a 75 year old man
38:15With bad hair plants
38:17Popping a blue pill
38:18Before his evening starts
38:20That's the worst thing ever
38:21Let it go
38:21No
38:22Viagra should be based on
38:24If you severely need it
38:25Not just to keep the flagship going
38:28There's a reason why he slows down
38:30Yeah
38:30I'm so happy
38:31When my 400 pound sex gorilla died
38:34Behind me
38:35He used to go over with me
38:36All he wanted to do was eat
38:37And fight
38:39And look at vagina
38:41Now he's done
38:42Now I got arts and crafts
38:44I'm a good listener
38:47Snow
38:48My wife wants to watch
38:50A boring documentary
38:52You know what
38:53I got time for it
38:54Now even I'm even available
38:55For Q&A afterwards
38:56Yeah
38:57You know what
38:58You know what
38:58All that up
38:59Yeah
39:01Viagra
39:03Jamie
39:04What do you think
39:05Could have health benefits
39:07Yeah you listed a lot
39:08Of health benefits
39:09One you didn't mention
39:10Was it also
39:11Gives you a boner
39:14You didn't mention that one
39:15That wasn't in my notes
39:16No
39:17I actually took Viagra
39:18For the first time
39:19Pretty recently
39:20I don't know
39:21If you should share that
39:21Yeah
39:23I'll let you know
39:24How it goes
39:25It was just about
39:2520 minutes ago
39:30Well he's home
39:32On his toilet
39:32So that's
39:33Yeah
39:33Brianna
39:34Do you even want
39:35To get in on
39:35This conversation
39:36All I will say
39:37Is men
39:37There are other ways
39:38To be healthy
39:39That doesn't include that
39:40Like exercising
39:41Without Viagra
39:42That's why
39:43You don't take Viagra
39:44Fellas
39:47That's all I can contribute
39:49Tyrus is right
39:50Very hard to peloton
39:51With an erection
39:55Don't go away
39:56We'll be right back
39:57We'll be right back
40:01We'll be right back
40:01We'll be right back
40:03We'll be right back
40:03We'll be right back
40:03We'll be right back
40:03We'll be right back
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