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00:00Catch the Ghostbusters weekdays at 7 a.m. on TV 18.
00:07I'd like to speak to you about multiple sclerosis.
00:13All of us have mountains to climb and obstacles to overcome.
00:16For people with MS, the challenge in life is greater than for most.
00:20Without warning, MS strikes young people in the prime of their lives.
00:24College students, brides, athletes, servicemen.
00:28200 more young Americans are diagnosed every week just as they're starting to live.
00:34This year, the National Multiple Sclerosis Society observes its 40th anniversary.
00:4040 years of serving people with MS with programs that help them get up, get around, and get on with their lives.
00:47And 40 years of searching for a cure for a quarter of a million young Americans who have MS.
00:53It's your support that keeps us incurably optimistic about finding a cure tomorrow.
00:59ROAR INTO THUNDER ACTION THIS FALL
01:09When the mighty Thundercats leap into battle against the forces of evil on the Thundercats.
01:16The National Multiple Sclerosis Society
01:24The End
01:54On this wonderful world of Disney, a delightful look at the foibles of modern man.
02:24The End
02:25There's the fellow who tends to overreact.
02:28The sky is falling. Hurry, hurry, hurry, everybody. The sky is falling.
02:32And then the guy who is just accident prone.
02:36Now, Mr. Duck doesn't take chances. He's just careless.
02:40But don't be alarmed, because it's all cartoon fun in Ducking Disaster with Donald and his friends.
02:48Coming up next...
02:49Our story begins after these important messages.
02:55Many of us live our day-to-day lives without thinking about politics.
03:03But politics and the voting process control much of our lives.
03:07Are you registered to vote for this November's election?
03:10The first Tuesday in November, which is an important day for all of us to register and vote.
03:16If you have not voted in the last four years, you need to re-register.
03:22If you are a new resident in Charlotte-Mecklenburg, you can register if it's 30 days before the election.
03:32Ella says there are a lot of reasons that people suffer from voter apathy and don't bother to vote at all.
03:39If you have moved recently, you need to change your voter registration.
03:43And there is still time to apply for absentee ballots.
03:46One important note in closing.
03:48The Mecklenburg County Board of Elections has moved to a new address.
03:52741 Kenilworth Avenue.
03:54I'm Charlene Price, keeping you in touch with Charlotte.
03:57Take a family raised by their older brother and his new wife.
04:01Add an uncle with opinions of his own.
04:03Hey, hey, people eat in here.
04:06Mixed together a dash of confusion.
04:08Hi, everybody, guess what?
04:09Short chill on fire.
04:11And a heap of understanding.
04:12You're doing just great as a father.
04:14Yeah?
04:15As a brother, you could use some work.
04:17What you get is Danny Thomas in one big family.
04:21Check it out.
04:22Great idea.
04:23Saturday nights at 7 here on TV18.
04:25And now, Ducking Disaster with Donald Duck.
04:34Now your host, Woodwick Von Drake, author of the best-selling book on psychiatry.
04:39How do you do?
04:42These books have nothing to do with the subject I'm going to talk about.
04:46They're just something on other subjects I batted out before the program.
04:50But now, I'm going to talk about the most serious problem in the whole world.
04:58Do you know what is the most serious problem facing people today?
05:02Do you know what it is?
05:04People!
05:04Oh, and you know something else?
05:09There are 3 billion people in the world.
05:12So, it actually makes 3 billion problems.
05:15If you want to look at it that way.
05:18Now, through scientific research, we psychologists have come to one conclusion.
05:25People make more trouble for people than anybody.
05:29Because they are always putting their foot in it.
05:34And you know why?
05:41Because people are stupid.
05:44That's why!
05:47Oh, my!
05:51Oh, boy, I tell you, they got a hangnail in Indonesia tonight.
05:56Now, let's see, where was I?
05:58Oh, I tell you, people just don't think.
06:00Think.
06:01That's spelled T-H-I-M.
06:06Wait a second, what a minute.
06:07K.
06:08Think.
06:08Ha, ha, ha, ha.
06:09They don't use their heads.
06:12Now, everyone has at least one head.
06:16Some are fat heads.
06:17Some is block heads.
06:19And some are egg heads.
06:23Like me, see?
06:24Now, no matter what shape your head is in, everyone has a brain in there somewhere.
06:30Did you know about three pounds of you is brain?
06:34And your brain is bigger than that of any other living animal.
06:38Unless you happen to be an elephant or something.
06:40Are you an elephant or something?
06:41Of course, if you are, what are you doing sitting in the living room?
06:45Elephants is supposed to watch television from outside.
06:49What am I saying?
06:50The subject, what was I talking about?
06:53Oh, yes, the size of the brain.
06:55An elephant is a kind of a peanut brain compared to his size.
06:59But sizes of brains don't count anyhow.
07:02No matter how hard he tries, an animal cannot think.
07:06Everything he does is because of instinct and emotion.
07:10Man is the only animal with the ability to think.
07:14And no other animal can make that statement.
07:17And if he does, he's lying.
07:20For instance, if the elephant could think, he'd build himself a stall shower.
07:25And he'd have hot, cold running water, too.
07:29When a man scratches his head, it shows he's thinking.
07:32When an animal scratches, it shows he's itching.
07:37Now, here's a kooky way to fish.
07:40Ooh, when he gets a bite, he gets bit.
07:47Look at that squirrel head.
07:49If he had any sense, he'd grab a taxi.
07:52Besides, you'd think he'd hitch a hike on one of those goonie birds.
07:57You know, if those goonies could think,
08:02they'd go back to the old drawing board and redesign their landing gear.
08:07Maybe that squirrel had better stick to taxis after all.
08:11Look at this bird brain.
08:13You think he'd install an escalator or something?
08:16No, you gotta do it the hard way.
08:19Whoop, watch it!
08:20Monkeys seem almost human, but match his brains against man.
08:30Like for instance, in a simple game of draw poker.
08:33And obviously, the monkey will lose.
08:36This is hardly a fair test, because one drink is a sharpie.
08:40I mean expert at the game.
08:41Look, already he's confused.
08:51He doesn't know what to do with him.
08:54Well, come on.
08:56Quit monkeying around.
08:57How much you gonna bet?
09:03One chip.
09:05Boy, what a cheap chimp.
09:10See?
09:11He doesn't even know enough to draw any cards.
09:14Oh, you're standing pat?
09:22Oh, what a sucker I got here.
09:26Okay, I'll see you.
09:27What you got?
09:30Royal Flash?
09:31Beginner's luck.
09:35I had to play cards with a lucky monkey.
09:39He sure made a monkey out of me.
09:40That's what he did.
09:41Now that I have proved, beyond any doubt,
09:43man's superior reasoning power over the animal,
09:46how come he gets himself into so much trouble?
09:50Well, this gets us right down to the point.
09:53The human head.
09:55These psychologists have found out what goes on in there.
09:59And I want to tell you right here and now,
10:01that sometimes it isn't very much, I tell you.
10:06Now, there are two things that control the mind.
10:09In psychology, we call them reason and emotion.
10:13And they are always battling for control.
10:15Of course, in the undeveloped mind of a child, there is only emotion.
10:20Just like the animals, he can't reason yet.
10:24Let's go inside Junior's head and watch emotion at work.
10:28Aha, here he is.
10:32He's got the whole place to himself.
10:34He can do as he pleases, because reason isn't born yet.
10:40Meanwhile, emotion is complete dictator in his control over the child.
10:45No, Hans, pull the kitty's tail.
10:53Emotion loves adventure and excitement.
10:56And so he says,
10:58Let's go down there.
10:59Don't be scared.
11:00It'll be fun.
11:01So Junior starts down.
11:06Emotionally upset.
11:12Who are you?
11:14I'm Weasen.
11:15Had I been here sooner, this would never have happened.
11:18Oh, yeah?
11:19Well, you'll remember, I'm the boss around here.
11:23Time will tell.
11:24Well, the battle's on.
11:31And so Junior grows up into an average, normal male.
11:37Time has brought about many changes inside his head since childhood.
11:41Reason seems to be in the driver's seat,
11:44with emotion under control in the rear.
11:47Oh, I hate being tied down all the time.
11:50Let's hit the high spots.
11:52Now just control yourself.
11:53When I'm driving, there will be no nonsense.
11:56Oh, gee whiz.
11:57I want to live dangerously.
12:00Woo!
12:01Look at that.
12:04A classy dish, huh?
12:07Well, she's not bad.
12:09Hey, slow up.
12:11Let's get acquainted with this number.
12:13We'll just go up in a seat.
12:15Now, now, we must maintain proper respect for womanhood.
12:19Oh, they like the rough stuff.
12:20You're not going to pass that up.
12:22We certainly are.
12:23Now, sit down and behave yourself.
12:26Hmm, could I go for that?
12:29Why not?
12:30Here, let me handle this.
12:32We're going places.
12:35Woo-hoo!
12:40Hi, babe.
12:41Go on my way.
12:42It served him right, young lady.
12:50Oh, by the way, may we borrow your pretty head for a moment?
12:55You shouldn't have slapped him.
12:56You shouldn't have slapped him.
12:58He was cute.
13:00Do you want to be an old maid?
13:01Please.
13:02Remember, we're a lady.
13:03Oh, a lady.
13:05I'm tired of sitting around being a lady.
13:07Let's have some fun.
13:09I know.
13:10Let's eat.
13:10I'm starving.
13:12Well, I'm not really hungry, but we might have something light, like tea and toast.
13:18I want a club sandwich and a giant double milkshake.
13:21Oh, gracious, no.
13:21Think of our figure.
13:22You heard me.
13:23A club sandwich with potato salad.
13:25Oh, but I insist.
13:26To eat our four-decker club sandwich with cheese and ham and tuna and chicken and mayonnaise.
13:31No, no, no, no, no, no.
13:33We've got chocolate ice cream with whipped cream on top of this, Jared.
13:36Remember, we're on our diet, please.
13:38And for dessert, I'll have chocolate layer cake with fudge icing.
13:41Oh, dear.
13:42We should be gone.
13:43Oh, and the meal was hot, but she loves me.
13:45Oh, it's luscious.
13:47Oh, dear, my wish.
13:48Oh, it was whipped cream and nuts and cherries on top.
13:51Oh, oh, oh, stop it.
13:52Oh, dear.
13:54Oh, it's what you've done.
13:55No.
13:57Here again, you have the evidence that uncontrolled emotion can cause you a lot of trouble.
14:02And speaking of trouble, if you worry about everything you read in the paper, you're going
14:07to have perpetual emotion.
14:10Let's take the case of Mr. John Doakes, who tries to keep up with current events.
14:16Tonight's news is very grim.
14:18It looks bad, folks, and it's bound to get a whole lot worse.
14:22Hey, you know what I just heard?
14:23I heard the slobs are taking all our...
14:25I...
14:25The other night, I got some inside, too, because you got a...
14:28My son told me that the Major told him, pretty folly, pretty folly, pretty folly.
14:33Prisoners are heavily armed, and they're reported to be in this neighborhood.
14:37A friend of a friend of mine was in Washington, and he said...
14:39They're taking all our food and sending it to Europe.
14:45While we starve to death, starve to death, starve to death, starve to death, starve to death.
14:48You won't be able to earn a living.
14:51He's got the right dog.
14:52Don't believe everything you hear.
14:53I'll believe anything I want, though.
14:54Use judgment card again.
14:55Oh, we're in a mess.
14:56We haven't got it.
14:56Oh, no, no.
14:57Control yourself.
14:58But I said go for it.
14:59Knock it off.
15:00That's great.
15:01Go ahead.
15:02Put reason out of the way.
15:04Now sit down, both of you, and let a thinker take over.
15:08Me.
15:09You see what happens when you let emotion run away with you?
15:14Listen, you two.
15:15Here's what you gotta do.
15:17You reason.
15:19Your job is to plan.
15:21Discriminate.
15:23And you emotion be a fine, strong emotion.
15:27An emotion that loves his freedom and enjoys living.
15:31You must learn to work together with reason in the driver's seat and emotion by his side.
15:37And so you see, in the mind, reason and emotion should be well balanced.
15:43Take away reason, leaving only emotion, and you are a nitwit.
15:50Our story continues after these messages.
15:57I can't wait to get to the S'mores Crunch cereal.
16:00I think we're being watched.
16:02Oh, no.
16:03Where's the S'moreser?
16:05I'm the problem, pals.
16:06We're hungry for S'mores Crunch.
16:08But so is he.
16:09Then it's a perfect time to...
16:12Wave my wand for swirls of chocolatey grahams and marshmallows galore.
16:17It's S'mores Crunch.
16:18An enchanted part of this nutritious breakfast.
16:21Can I have S'mores?
16:22Sure.
16:23S'mores Crunch cereal.
16:24It's S'mores fun.
16:25Bearing Cobra Commander no longer has the ability to lead.
16:28Destro and Dr. Mindbender comb the tombs of the most evil leaders in history.
16:32And from their genetic tissues produce a composite clone.
16:35The ultimate Cobra Emperor, Serpentor.
16:38Introducing Serpentor, the ultimate Cobra Emperor.
16:43Serpentor.
16:44Serpentor.
16:45Serpentor.
16:46Serpentor.
16:46Serpentor.
16:46Serpentor.
16:46The most evil foe of G.I. Joe.
16:49G.I. Joe.
16:50Cobra.
16:51Cobra Emperor comes with their chariot.
16:54No joke.
16:55Let us entertain you
17:01We can make you smile
17:04We're gonna dazzle, we're gonna shine
17:08We're gonna show you how to have a good time
17:12Action, on a mystery tour
17:15Laughter, we got the cure
17:18Let us entertain you
17:21TV18
17:25Get ready for the Facts of Life
17:28TV's funniest tease
17:29Shouldn't it be a change from milk and cookie?
17:33That's not the school uniform
17:34They're breaking hearts
17:37Pack up for chills, you're through
17:39And busting all the rules
17:42Two brews, one brew, I'll have a beer
17:44While learning all about
17:47You've had biology, figure it out
17:49The Facts of Life
17:51Week nights at 6 here on WCCB TV18
17:54Harry and Archie have been away for 30 years
17:59And a lot of things have changed
18:01Like what?
18:02Like men
18:02Shall we?
18:03Shall we what?
18:04Ha, ha
18:04And women
18:05Darling!
18:07Romance
18:07All she wants to do is make love
18:09And rules
18:10What kind of rules?
18:11For one thing
18:12The only things that never change are tough guys
18:16Best things never change
18:17Burt Lancaster, Kirk Douglas, Tough Guys, rated PG
18:21We now return to Ducking Disaster with Donald Duck
18:31And now, what about emotion?
18:37Well, you've got to have emotion
18:39Without it, we'd have about as much feeling
18:41As a cold pickled rutabaga
18:43We all got to blow off a little steam once in a while
18:47And laugh
18:52Cry
18:56And laugh
19:00But you can't let your emotions run away with you
19:06When a problem comes up
19:08And you don't stop and think before you act
19:10You're like a chicken with his head off
19:11And while we're on the subject of chickens
19:14I have a little fable about a little chicken
19:17Who went off half cocked
19:18Now, let's see here
19:20This is his name, Chicken Liver
19:22Ha, ha, ha
19:25Not Chicken Liver
19:26That's what I had for lunch
19:27No, Chicken Little
19:28That's the name of the story
19:30This is the story of Chicken Little
19:32And it takes place in a nice, cozy farmyard
19:36The characters, in order of their appearance, are
19:40Cocky Larky
19:41Headman
19:42Chicken Inspector
19:43Supervisor of Egg Production
19:45A good guy to know nowadays
19:47Ha, ha, ha
19:48This is Henny Penny and the local Rocking Chair Brigade
19:52Always ready to poke their beaks into everybody's business
19:56Instead of sticking to their knitting
19:58Here we have them at the bridge table
20:00Who are they pecking to pieces now
20:03Let's listen in
20:04Hmm, sound just like people, don't they
20:11Now we see them at Madame Poulet's beauty coop
20:16She's getting a red henna rinse
20:22This is Turkey Lurkey and the smart set
20:25Who spend all day discussing what is wrong with the world
20:28There's this element too
20:34The jitter bird
20:35A pretty fetter-brained crowd
20:38And here are Goosey Pousy and Ducky Lucky and all the other gay ducks
21:03A thirsty group
21:04Always around when there's something to drink
21:07Now last but not least
21:11Here is Chicken Little
21:13Playboy
21:14Yo-yo champ
21:16A little shy on brains
21:18But a good egg as chickens go
21:20As our story continues
21:24We find all our fine fettered friends happy and contented
21:28And why not?
21:29Didn't they have a big strong fence protecting them?
21:32But wait a minute
21:33What's this?
21:34Aha, it's Foxy Loxy
21:40The poultry fancier
21:42Looks like he's taking an interest in our little community
21:45A culinary interest
21:47So why doesn't he just jump in and help himself?
21:50Do you suppose it's because of the high fence?
21:53Or the locks on the inside?
21:55Or the farmer's shotgun?
21:58Hmm, but I'm not a fox for nothing
22:01Besides, there's more than one way to plug a chicken
22:04Psychology
22:06Why should I just get one
22:08When I can get them all?
22:11Quote
22:11To influence the masses
22:13Aim first at the least intelligent
22:15Unquote
22:16Now let's see
22:17Who looks nice and stupid?
22:21Tucky Lucky
22:22Turkey Lucky
22:24Ducky Lucky
22:25Goosey Pousy
22:26Henny Penny
22:28Chicken Little
22:29He looks nice and stupid
22:35Quote
22:43If you tell him a lie
22:45Don't tell a little one
22:46Tell a big one
22:47Unquote
22:48Until he gets to
22:53By the way
23:06He is like
23:07I wish
23:07He is like
23:08You will do
23:09And you have
23:10To infinity
23:11To infinity
23:12String
23:14To infinity
23:14To infinity
23:14To infinity
23:15To infinity
23:15this is the voice of doom speaking special bullet flash the sky is falling a piece of it
23:31just hit you on the head now be calm don't get panicky run for your life
23:40the sky is falling the sky is falling a piece of it just hit me on the head
23:52the sky is falling hurry hurry everybody the sky is falling the sky the sky is falling
24:01there you are you see just like i told you hit me on the head sure enough oh my goodness how often
24:07what do we do we'll all be killed now look here look here that's all the fuss and feathers
24:13this is something awful has happened a piece of the sky fell down and hit me on the head
24:17a piece of the sky nonsense it's just a hunk of wood
24:23guess that's the end of your stew mr foxy all right now folks break it up back to business as usual
24:37oh wise guy huh i'll fix him let's see now
24:43ah here we are quote undermine the faith of the masses and their leaders unquote well i suppose cocky
24:51lucky knows what he's talking about well yes he ought to know ahem but listen girls i suppose he's wrong
24:59he's only human you know and if he should happen to be wrong we'd all be killed
25:02and now in my opinion cocky lucky shows definite totalitarian tendencies he's trying to dictate to
25:14us we can judge for ourselves whether the sky is falling or not
25:17hey fellas i hear old cocky lucky's been hitting a mash lately
25:24hey he's full of corn his brain is pickled
25:28uh-oh there it goes the whispering campaign
25:35sort of a perpetual emotion
25:37hey sister do you hear about cocky lucky
25:41he ain't got all his bibles ain't it awful
25:44oh definitely my dear
25:46wow what a wolf
25:48did you hear cocky lucky is wallowing in corn
25:52i fear he's quite a chicken chaser
25:54no you don't say so
25:56there's no foul like an old foul
25:58he's not the cock of the walk anymore
26:00what
26:01not the cock of the walk anymore
26:05quote
26:06by the use of flattery
26:08insignificant people can be made to look upon themselves as born leaders
26:12unquote
26:12now's your chance kid
26:14they'll listen to you now
26:16you were born to be a leader
26:18go do it
26:19listen to me everybody
26:22i'm your new leader
26:24i'm gonna save your lives
26:25i'm gonna tell you what to do
26:27don't listen to that pipsqueak
26:29the sky isn't falling
26:30i tell you this too falling
26:32and i tell you it isn't
26:33this too
26:34all right
26:35if the sky is falling
26:37why doesn't it hit me on the head
26:38chicken little is right
26:43what'll we do
26:44oh chicken little you've got to help us
26:47run to the cave
26:49oh oh yeah
26:51yeah that's it to the cave
26:52to the cave
26:53out of the cave
26:54hurry hurry hurry
26:56dinner is served
27:20don't worry folks
27:24this all turns out all right
27:26mmm
27:29delicious
27:31hey wait a minute
27:35this isn't right
27:36that's not the way it ends in my book
27:38oh yeah
27:39don't believe everything you'll read
27:41brother
27:42our story continues
27:45after these messages
27:47on my signal
27:57begin
27:57laser tag
28:13laser tag
28:15the game that moves at the speed of light
28:17from worlds of wonder stadium not included
28:19you can't take the crisp
28:22out of crispy wheats and raisins
28:26flash em
28:27poke em
28:28you can even sink and soak em
28:31you can't take the crisp
28:33out of crispy wheats and raisins
28:36the crispy part of this complete breakfast
28:39what's chewy
28:41bite-sized and supercharged
28:42for true flavors
28:43zaps candy
28:44free
28:45inside every specially marked box
28:47of crispy wheats and raisins cereal
28:48zaps candy
28:50is spaceship destroyed by decepticon fire
28:52springer the toughest of the autobot triple changers
28:54crash lands on planet junkion
28:56hurry hurry
28:57operators are standing by
28:59no welcome way to tell a stranger
29:01with the transformers
29:03or the beast
29:05junkion
29:06ricka
29:07transforms from motorcycles to robots
29:08and triple changer springer
29:10transforms from car to helicopter to robot
29:12the transformers
29:13the transformers
29:17each sold separately from hasbro
29:19there was chaos in the koniski family
29:22of course i've made some mistakes in life
29:25here's one of them now
29:27and then they found nell
29:29she has a wonderful mind
29:31it's hardly ever been used
29:33she's no lightweight when it comes to handling trouble
29:36i'll make her eat dirt
29:37she really knows her stuff
29:40i know how every wife of henry the eighth was butcher
29:43let us entertain you weeknights at 6 30 here on tv 18
29:48we now return to ducking disaster with donald duff
29:55you're probably wondering what i'm doing aren't you
30:01i'm thinking
30:02you know that's the wonderful thing about thinking
30:04there's no strain
30:06except maybe your head might hurt a little bit
30:08especially when you're not used to using it
30:11but before my program is over
30:14you're all going to know how to use your head for something
30:17beside a hat rack
30:18now there are two ways to do anything
30:23the right way and the wrong way
30:26but anyway millions of accidents happen around the home
30:30because people just don't use their heads
30:33they are just plain careless
30:36who is that stupid idiot
30:42who tossed his lunch down here
30:44you want to get me killed or something
30:46what's the matter with you
30:47you are some kind of a
30:48oh you
30:49you see what i mean
30:51it's numbskulls like this one who cause accidents
30:54and yet when this careless nut has an accident
30:58does he have the honor to blame himself
31:00no
31:01he blames fate for his fate
31:04now can you imagine blaming a little guy like j.j. fate here
31:09howdy
31:11oh this cute little fella wouldn't hurt anyone
31:15oh sorry
31:16i forgot you couldn't see him
31:19j.j. switch yourself on
31:22oh that's better
31:24come on j.j. get it off your chest
31:27tell us all about it
31:28i'm j.j. fate
31:30uh fall guy
31:32my middle name is jonah
31:35and jinx is in there too
31:36hoodoo fits me like a glove
31:39but fate's my name to you
31:41this is an average neighborhood
31:43these are average homes
31:46average people live here
31:48having average accidents
31:51because
31:52they don't use
31:54average intelligence
31:56and here comes an average citizen
31:58home from work
31:59average?
32:01what's my nephew doing there?
32:03he's average?
32:04safe at home
32:17he thinks
32:19ah yes
32:24be it ever so humble
32:26there's no place like home
32:28to have an accident
32:31do you realize that nearly five million people suffered in home accidents last year?
32:36and everybody blames me dag nabbit
32:39just for example
32:41everything happens to me
32:47it's frank
32:48that's what it is
32:50frank
32:51listen to him blame me for his carelessness
32:54you know accidents just don't happen by themselves
32:59they must be carelessly planned in advance
33:02so step right up and have an accident
33:05the average home is really a complicated piece of machinery
33:08equipped with all modern conveniences
33:11for having an accident
33:13if you insist
33:15he did
33:18this one is called a throw rug
33:24for obvious reasons
33:25accidents happen fast
33:30don't they?
33:31let's just slow the picture down
33:35and see how he accomplished it
33:39note how easy it is
33:42to have an accident
33:44just a few carelessly misplaced objects
33:50hold it
33:51we missed one
33:52let's try that again
33:52and there you have it
34:06an awkward attitude
34:07by an inattentive accident prone individual
34:09well here we go again
34:13it's hard to believe
34:34but Mr. Duck is really an upstanding average citizen
34:38with average intelligence
34:40kind, considerate, jolly
34:42and usually very cautious
34:44he wouldn't take a chance
34:46sitting in an electric chair
34:47but look at the chances
34:49he takes around his home
34:50everyone knows it's stupid
34:56to overload electrical equipment
34:58frayed cords
35:01frazzled nerves
35:02he certainly wouldn't put his head
35:12in a lion's mouth
35:13but
35:14so now he's cooking with gas
35:18he's gonna burn his hand
35:28he's gonna burn his hand
35:28I can't expect
35:34cleaning fluid
35:37plus stove
35:39equals
35:40a surefire method
35:42for removing spots
35:43he wouldn't think of going over Niagara Falls
35:52in a barrel
35:53but
35:54this particular maneuver
35:56is called
35:57falling down stairs
36:00there are many ways of doing this
36:03if you aren't careful
36:04the bumps-a-daisy
36:08half-twist
36:09jelly roll
36:14catapult high dive
36:19climbing
36:20Mount Everest
36:22riding a
36:25roly coaster
36:26now Mr. Duck
36:29doesn't take chances
36:31he's just
36:32careless
36:33oh yes
36:36that's one
36:37I forgot to mention
36:38that's the last book
36:40I'll go to bed
36:51where we're safe
36:52he'll be safer in bed
36:53all right
36:54because sleeping
36:55doesn't require
36:56thinking
36:57so
36:58I guess fate
36:59will have to wait
37:00till morning
37:01to see if Mr. Duck's
37:02learned his lesson
37:03you can see
37:12Mr. Duck
37:13is very punctual
37:15here comes daddy
37:18he's learned his lesson
37:22but obviously
37:23his family hasn't
37:24the master
37:25has arrived
37:27do you want to kill somebody
37:31daddy's right
37:33somebody can slip
37:36and make it in
37:37take it out
37:38son
37:39pick yourself
37:40don't do that
37:41pick it down
37:42pick it out
37:43be careful
37:44what's where you're doing
37:45daddy's right
37:47mm-hmm
37:50what you trying to do
37:52bring yourself up
37:53daddy's right
37:56daddy's still right
37:59well, well, JJ
38:01around the house
38:02Mr. Duck's become
38:03a regular safety engineer
38:05he's finally using his head
38:08and he's lucky
38:09he still has a head to use
38:10but when Mr. Duck arrives
38:12at work
38:12he checks in
38:14and his mind
38:15checks out
38:16looks like JJ's in
38:19for more trouble
38:20uh, Mr. Duck
38:21don't forget
38:22your safety gear
38:23I'll fool you
38:24on all the
38:25unnecessary equipment
38:27where am I?
38:34strictly nowhere
38:35Mr. Duck
38:38why does everything
38:39happen to you?
38:40it's Frank
38:41that's what it is
38:43Frank
38:43just listen to him
38:46blame me
38:47for his carelessness
38:48huh
38:48Mr. Duck
38:50doesn't mean
38:51to goof
38:52but everyone
38:53knows
38:54an ounce
38:54of prevention
38:55is worth
38:55a pound
38:56of hay
38:56anyone
38:59for cribbage
39:00at home
39:04Mr. Duck
39:05is old man
39:05fire prevention
39:06himself
39:07but
39:08now he's
39:11playing with fire
39:12oh no
39:14not there
39:14stupid
39:15see what I mean
39:18think
39:24that's a good thought
39:27keep your thoughts
39:33on the job
39:34or your job
39:36might become
39:37a headache
39:41he really got
39:43a bang out
39:43of that one
39:44this maneuver
39:47brings to mind
39:49that old
39:49Chinese proverb
39:51translation
39:59work should have
40:01flat consecration
40:03from you
40:04or you
40:05may become
40:06flat work
40:07our story
40:13continues
40:13after these
40:14messages
40:15what's that?
40:20that's a water
40:21wheel
40:21Zacks
40:22a long time ago
40:23water was used
40:24to help people
40:24grind wheat
40:25the moving stream
40:26turned this wheel
40:27caught in this
40:28wheel to turn
40:29rushing water
40:30can even make
40:31electricity
40:31how?
40:32pretend I'm
40:33rushing water
40:34the force of
40:35rushing water
40:35turns a turbine
40:36the turbine
40:37turns a generator
40:38the generator
40:39makes electricity
40:40hey it works
40:42aww
40:43Zach
40:44this message
40:46brought to you
40:46by your friends
40:47at Duke Power
40:48decomposed
40:49traps liquidators
40:50but the mighty
40:51granite
40:52friends of the
40:52earth core
40:53attack the evil
40:54inhumanoid
40:54forcing him
40:55back into the
40:56earth
40:56inhumanoids
40:58inhumanoids
40:59the evil
41:00that lies
41:01within
41:02your friends
41:03can't hope
41:04now
41:05but the leader
41:06of the granites
41:06can
41:07granite
41:08your evil ways
41:09are over
41:10escape from
41:11the tower scout
41:12thanks granite
41:13granite
41:14other figures
41:14and vehicles
41:15sold separately
41:15from
41:16Hasbro
41:16inhumanoid
41:17Ronald McDonald
41:19and friends
41:20in the
41:20Hamburgly
41:21touch
41:21Ronald
41:21cheeseburgers
41:23bet
41:23Hamburglar
41:23wishes
41:24everything
41:24he touches
41:25would turn
41:25to
41:25McDonald's
41:26cheeseburgers
41:26cheeseburgers
41:28touch
41:30cheeseburger
41:31touch
41:34Ronald
41:35big cheeseburger
41:36don't touch
41:37grimace
41:37aww
41:38boy
41:39touch
41:40my face
41:41it's a good
41:44time
41:44for the great
41:45you haven't touched
41:46your cheeseburger
41:47I'd like to
41:49introduce you
41:50to my family
41:50meet my son
41:51bent
41:51you sure look
41:52pretty mama
41:53this is the same
41:53dress I buried
41:54your daddy in
41:55I always thought
41:56he was wearing
41:56a suit
41:57I think he's been
41:58standing too close
41:59to the microwave
42:00then there's his
42:01wife Naomi
42:02catch me
42:03that girl's been
42:05on more laps
42:05than Mario Andretti
42:07like they say
42:08you can't pick
42:08your relatives
42:09but they're my
42:09family
42:10and I love them
42:11mama's family
42:12where every day
42:13is mother's day
42:14Saturday nights
42:15at 730
42:16here on TV18
42:17we now return
42:21to Ducking Disaster
42:22with Donald Duck
42:23meet Circuit City's buyer
42:30Marty Blotner
42:31he ordered too many
42:32TVs
42:334,000 too many
42:34and warehouseman
42:35Tony Baker
42:36who made a right turn
42:37with a forklift
42:38right into a few
42:39hundred refrigerators
42:40thanks to them
42:41Circuit City
42:42is having an incredible
42:43fall clearance sale
42:44on overstocked TVs
42:45audio and appliances
42:46in every Circuit City
42:48store
42:48save on this
42:49Panasonic VCR
42:50with wireless remote
42:51just $288
42:53so when you save
42:54at Circuit City's
42:55fall clearance sale
42:56don't forget the men
42:57responsible
42:57we won't
42:58a whole new kind
43:00of Hubba Bubba
43:01yep
43:01sugar free
43:02sugar free
43:03say uh
43:03can you drive this
43:04flipper
43:05sure can
43:06new sugar free
43:08Hubba Bubba's
43:09got Nutra Sweet
43:10so the flavor
43:11lasts a long time
43:12hang a limb
43:13flavors sure do last
43:17why don't you tear
43:18me any second
43:19new sugar free
43:21Hubba Bubba
43:22is here
43:23flavor lasts a long
43:24little flavor
43:24Nutra Sweet
43:25is my new
43:25sugar free
43:26Hubba Bubba
43:27is long on flavor
43:28long on fun
43:29here's
43:32Benny
43:33it's Benson
43:36who is he
43:36very talented
43:37very good looking
43:38too
43:39he's standing tall
43:40and looking good
43:41what do you think
43:45I think you made
43:46a mountain out
43:47of a molehill
43:47you'll be laughing
43:49as Benson
43:49the governor
43:50and Krause
43:50take care of
43:51stately duties
43:52well there goes
43:53the neighborhood
43:53get up mother
43:55you'll miss it
43:56Benson
43:57weeknights at
43:57730
43:58get us into town
44:04we can make you
44:07smile
44:08we're gonna dazzle
44:10we're gonna shine
44:12we're gonna show you
44:14how to have a good
44:15time
44:16action
44:16on a mystery tour
44:18laughter
44:19we got the cure
44:22let us entertain you
44:24let us entertain you
44:25let us entertain you
44:25TV18
44:27TV18
44:28we're gonna dazzle
44:34we're gonna dazzle
44:38we're gonna shine
44:40we're gonna show you
44:42how to have a good time
44:43movie
44:44oh what a show
44:46good time
44:48let yourself go
44:50let us entertain you
44:54TV18
44:56and now
44:59back to our story
45:00you see how often
45:04fate gets the blame
45:05just because
45:06some numbskull
45:07won't use his brain
45:08and you know something
45:10this brain
45:11he won't use
45:12is worth using
45:13for centuries
45:14it's helped man
45:15to harness
45:16the limitless
45:17energy of the universe
45:18to unlock
45:19the secrets
45:20of nature
45:21to create
45:22monstrous engines
45:23from his own
45:24ingenuity
45:25those tremendous
45:28power plants
45:29that keep the wheels
45:30of industry
45:31turning
45:31they didn't just
45:33happen you know
45:34and the result
45:37of all this
45:38scientific achievement
45:39is for the benefit
45:40of man himself
45:41so that he has
45:42the time to create
45:43even greater
45:44achievements
45:45he's not
46:07pinning this
46:08on me
46:08boy am I hungry
46:13my hands
46:17damn damn machine
46:19the road
46:22throw a monkey
46:22wrench in the machine
46:23ahora
46:42I
46:42know
46:47I
46:47know
46:52Here goes industry's number one bottleneck.
47:08Oh boy, present time.
47:11Well, another day, another dollar.
47:16They are waiting at the post.
47:17They're off and running well, folks.
47:22The Daily Traffic Derby is underway.
47:25Look who's our first traffic victim of the evening.
47:31And on his own time, too.
47:36Well, that's fate.
47:40Oh, what am I saying?
47:43Yes, sir. As you can see, man is his own worst enemy.
47:53Because he just doesn't think.
47:57And that's his problem.
48:01But when he's behind the wheel of a car and doesn't think, he's public enemy number one.
48:07And that is everybody's problem.
48:18And when I say everybody, I mean everybody.
48:24Something's gotta be done.
48:26And I've already done it.
48:28Right here, I got a lot of ideas that'll solve the traffic problem.
48:30These will make the highways safer for everyone.
48:34First and most important, I'd take those nutty woman drivers and put them on separate highways.
48:45And speaking of freeways, with my freeways, you'll always know what city you're in.
48:50The Milwaukee Pretzel Cloverleaf.
48:55The Florida Keys Overpass.
48:59The Wheeling West Virginia Traffic Circle.
49:03The Texas Lone Star Interchange.
49:07The Chicago Loop.
49:10And the Las Vegas Toll Road.
49:13And next, a few time-saving ideas.
49:21Hungry?
49:23Well, here's a way to get a quick snack and still keep rolling along.
49:26Long-distance driving can wear you out and cause accidents.
49:33Relax in the Von Drake slumber button.
49:36To take care of those crazy nuts who still insist on driving carelessly, I'd have a portable clink.
49:47Arrested.
49:49Tried.
49:51And sentenced all in a package deal.
49:54Aren't those ideas terrific?
49:57But you know what the trouble is?
49:59You know what it is?
50:01People just won't listen to me!
50:03All this great thinking is going to waste!
50:08Just look at these papers.
50:10Every day they are filled with automobile accidents.
50:13You know, cars don't just go around banging into each other by accident.
50:17No, sir, there's a nut loose in that car somewhere and he's behind the wheel.
50:22And the way things are going, the motor car will soon be extinct.
50:27Do you think that this motor mayhem is caused by motor maniacs?
50:30No, it's caused by average people who live in quiet, respectable neighborhoods like this.
50:37For example, take an average man like Mr. Walker.
50:41He's considered a good citizen of average intelligence.
50:45And they are the worst kind!
50:50He's kindly, courteous, punctual and honest.
50:54Good morning, Mr. Walker.
50:57Good morning to you, Mr. Geef. Lovely day.
51:00Mr. Walker wouldn't hurt a fly, nor step on an ant.
51:05He believes in live and let live.
51:09Mr. Walker owns a motor car and considers himself a good driver.
51:14Once behind the wheel, a strange phenomenon takes place.
51:22Mr. Walker is charged with an overwhelming sense of power.
51:26His whole personality changes.
51:28Abruptly, he becomes an uncontrollable monster.
51:31A demon driver.
51:33Mr. Walker is now Mr. Wheeler, a motorist.
51:36A motorist!
51:41Hey, Geef! Watch where you're going, stupid!
51:53Hey! Do you think you're on the whole road?
51:56Of course I own the road.
52:00My taxes pay for them.
52:02I voted for road bonds.
52:04I paid for the roads and I'll use them.
52:18Get up my road! Move over!
52:20Let it pass!
52:26Oh, shut up!
52:36Let them wait.
52:38Oh, it's a beautiful day.
52:41Fresh air.
52:45Nice music.
52:56Hey!
52:57Get over here, you road whore!
53:06Signals!
53:08Thirty seconds gone from your life!
53:17Oh, what a race, do they?
53:19Well, they ain't gonna get ahead of me.
53:26Good morning!
53:40Good morning!
53:44What?
53:47What?
53:48What luck! A parking place! The motorist's pot of gold!
54:02What?
54:03What?
54:04What?
54:12Deprived of his protective armor, Mr. Wheeler, motorist, becomes Mr. Walker Pedestrian.
54:19Of a pedestrian crossing the street, it has often been said,
54:24Fools step in where angels fear to tread.
54:36A friendly need is a friendly lead.
54:43Where there's a will, there's a way.
54:45Wait.
55:09What?
55:10Extra here! Read all the...
55:19Here, boy. Here.
55:20Safe! Mr. Walker gains the haven of his car with the knowledge of how the other fellow feel.
55:42Except, once behind a wheel, Mr. Walker reverts to form again and becomes Mr. Wheeler Motorist!
56:05Come on! Move over! Get out of the way, Brutehawk!
56:09Too bad, Mr. Wheeler. You've broken your toy.
56:13But let this be a lesson, Mr. Wheeler.
56:15Drive safely. Use your head. Give the other fellow a break.
56:20And wise guy...
56:22See what I mean? Just like the professor's been telling you.
56:25Man is his own worst enemy. He just won't use his head.
56:31The wonderful world of Disney will continue following these messages.
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