00:07When some giant slug comes on up to your rug, say hello to Evolution.
00:15When some alien cell starts to mutate and swell, say hello to Evolution.
00:30Just when it's out of control, the alienator's home, so say goodbye to Evolution.
00:38This hero team has got control of the scene, Evolution.
00:46The satellite scan shows the infestation has tripled its numbers in the last 12.7 minutes.
00:51We have to get to the power station quickly.
01:18The satellite shows this place is crawling with thousands of genus creatures.
01:23Be prepared, people. There's an entire army of genus waiting for us just beyond those doors.
01:33Interesting use of the word army, Doc.
01:35I have dust bunnies behind my couch that look more vicious.
01:39Oh, you're a good genus, aren't you? Yes, you are.
01:45Ah!
01:48Ah!
01:51Ah!
01:53Ah!
01:53Gee, Lieutenant, if this is what you have behind your couch, remind me never to come over to your house.
01:59Ah!
02:04Ah!
02:04Ah!
02:04Ah!
02:04Ah!
02:05Ah!
02:05Ah!
02:05Ah!
02:07Ah!
02:07Ah!
02:07Ah, also, you won't play that incredible race.
02:09Ah!
02:11Ah!
02:19Ah!
02:23Ah!
02:25Ah!
02:26Ah!
02:27Ah!
02:28Ah!
02:28Ah!
02:35Firmen compassion,
02:37I think we should stand a little further back.
02:46Wait! Watch out!
03:00Dr. Kane! They're eating the fire truck!
03:03I just waxed it. You've got to do something!
03:07Don't worry, kiddo.
03:08I've got a plan to freeze these fuckball cell division
03:11and stop their replication.
03:14Visors up, people!
03:19Full block!
03:22You too, Gasty. Full block!
03:28The stroke effect should stagnate the creature's replication
03:31by counterbalancing the electromagnetic field of the power plant.
03:37Either that or the strobe light will make them want to push down.
03:41Genius. Never leave home without it.
03:46Now let's hose down these oversized dust bunnies.
04:08Good job, people.
04:10Once again, genius beats genius.
04:13Mmm.
04:15Good job, people.
04:34Good morning, friend.
04:36Today you can expect to see more clouds on the coast and rain in the mountains.
04:44Hey, morning, kiddo.
04:46Did I ever tell you I am a genius in the kitchen, too?
04:48What'll it be?
04:50Breakfast? Aw, wicked, Dr. Kane.
04:52I'll have eggs and bacon.
05:00Hey, Lieutenant. It's 0700 hours.
05:02How about standing at ease for some breakfast?
05:05Breakfast? Great. I'll have pancakes.
05:09Huh?
05:10Uh, sure, kiddo.
05:13Coming right up.
05:17Aw, hey, Gassy. Oh, Gassy.
05:19What's up, Gassy?
05:21Wayne? But aren't you...
05:23I mean, didn't you... I... breakfast?
05:25Breakfast? Aw, great. I'll have waffles.
05:28Good.
05:31Hey!
05:35Uh, Harry?
05:37Harry, have you noticed anything wrong with Wayne this morning?
05:40I'll ask him.
05:41Wayne, you feeling okay?
05:44Everything's just great, Harry.
05:46When were you gonna tell me?
05:48Right after the game.
05:56It's the genus cells.
05:58Ever since Wayne became infected, there's been a sympathetic link between his DNA and the evolutionary advances made by the
06:03genus.
06:04Meaning?
06:09Remember the fuzzballs we fought?
06:11Well, Wayne is replicating just like them.
06:13He's dividing and doubling at an exponential rate.
06:15In 24 hours, Wayne will outnumber the population of Glen Canyon.
06:20In a week, he'll out-populate the Earth.
06:22Wicked, Dr. Kane!
06:24This is great!
06:25We've almost got a full Wayne soccer team right now!
06:28Who wants to be goalie?
06:30Dr. Kane, this situation's serious.
06:32If Wayne's replication gets out of hand, it might require military intervention.
06:36We have to think about Wayne's safety here.
06:39I don't want to have to tell General Woodman that we have a problem.
06:43Relax, Lieutenant Lucy. It's just Wayne. What's the worst that can happen?
06:48Mm-hmm.
06:55That's not working.
06:57I don't get it. The strobe worked on those little purple fuzzballs.
07:00They were all genus. This is mostly all Wayne. There's a big difference.
07:05My research is gonna take more time, but until I come up with a solution, what's a few more Waynes?
07:09Dr. Kane, there's more than a few.
07:14All right!
07:20Wow!
07:22Hey!
07:29And that's why Proto Igneous Rock is like the fourth Chukka of last year's All India Polo Championships.
07:36Any questions?
07:39Who are the new kids?
07:42I don't know, but twins creep me out.
07:45You're a good Gassy! Yes, you are! A good Gassy!
07:52Aw, come on, Gassy. Now there's just more me to play with.
08:02Aw, Dr. Kane, you gotta help! Something is wrong with Gassy!
08:06I've got good news and bad news. You'll be happy to know that Gassy's fine.
08:10But the bad news is, something's wrong with you.
08:13Gassy's upset because of each replication, the genus cells in your body gain dominance over your human DNA.
08:18In each new you, there's less Wayne and more...
08:22Genus.
08:23It doesn't take a genius to solve this one. We'll just blast him.
08:27But it's us, Waynes!
08:30No, Harry, wait!
08:32Those are Wayne. I mean Waynes.
08:35Lieutenant Lucy's right.
08:36Each of these stage two Waynes contain genes from the original Waynes' DNA.
08:40If we devolve even a single one, no matter how Genus-saturated, we will never be able to get Wayne
08:45back to normal.
08:46So all we have to do is round up the Waynes in a containment area until Ira works out a
08:51scientific way to fix them.
09:00Easier said than done.
09:09nachos
09:14nachos
09:25nachos
09:28Nachos
09:29nachos
09:35by lowering the temperature of the containment room we can slow their rate of replication
09:42according to the oic the stage two wanes are about to replicate into stage three
09:46which won't be pretty we have to round them up before it's too late
09:56wait well when it wanes it pours
10:07if we attack we risk hurting Wayne and if we don't attack they will
10:12we only have two choices fight or evacuate what do you say Harry
10:33okay Harry hit it sure thing Ira good job I noticed the windshield was a little smudged
10:40now can you get us out of here those pesky wings have upgraded the controls I don't even know
10:46which one is the ignition anymore why don't you just press them all okay
11:11that's the view of a power transformer on the edge of campus as the Wayne spread out from the college
11:16campus and into the town
11:23they're tearing down power lines assaulting vehicles and they appear to be converging on the power station
11:35what a shot did you guys see that did you see it
11:41sorry it's the electricity they're drawn to it because it aids their rapid replication just like our fuzzy powder puffs
11:48within hours the entire city will be infested with waves in a genius outbreak
11:53infested
11:54I always said you and your team were dangerous Kane this is the end of the road for the alienators
11:59I'm putting a stop to this once and for all
12:15I've ordered that Glen Canyon be evacuated of all innocent civilians
12:19complete in a matter of minutes then launch the missiles
12:24sir you can't
12:26can't
12:27sir
12:28Wayne he's a good kid he never hurt anybody I mean he's always been there when we needed him we
12:32can't
12:33sometimes a soldier has to make tough choices
12:37sacrifices for the greater good
12:39we have a job to do
12:41general what if I had a plan to wipe out the genus save Glen Canyon and rescue Wayne Green
12:45it would fall well within our mission parameters
12:47and it would make you look great at high command
12:49lieutenant
12:51I'll give you one chance
12:52if your team fails
12:54I will launch those missiles
12:58nice work lieutenant
12:59you said you had a plan
13:00no I said what if
13:02but at least now we have some time to think of a plan
13:05hmm
13:05okay
13:06think
13:08think
13:09huh
13:10IRA
13:11oops
13:12what if we could turn back time
13:14revert the process
13:16it's just possible we could reverse the replication
13:18but it would take precision devolution
13:20we'll have to work backwards from stage three Wayne's
13:23to stage two to stage one
13:24until we have only one way
13:26there's no room for one tiny mistake
13:28all right here's the plan
13:33we've got to get in get Dr. Cain's archive sample of Wayne's DNA and get back out quickly
13:38I suggested covert movement capitalizing on the element of surprise and allowing us to secure the DNA without the need
13:44for confrontation
13:45sounds like a great play LT
13:47I'll put the truck in stealth mode
13:54I'll put the truck in stealth mode
13:54something tells me that wasn't the stealth button
13:58let's do it
14:01you's
14:03if
14:06you'd get back and tackle it
14:07the
14:09you're
14:10the
14:10you're
14:21you're
14:23you're
14:27you're
14:28you're
14:29you're
14:33got it let's go did you hear something harry there's not much time let's go wait
14:44harry harry hey harry what's up it's really cold in here those other us are creeping us out
14:54here we come with you harry it's too dangerous we can't protect them you're much safer here but
15:01lieutenant you can't leave us behind the alienators are a team we're in this together dr. kane the harry
15:09you me's if the world needs saving then we've got to do our part all right frankly we could do
15:17with a
15:17little extra help right now huddle up waynes i've got a little play i want to run and i'm gonna
15:25need
15:37your help
15:38twenty-one thirty-eight
15:48oh yeah harry block scored the touchdown come on let's go
16:03good work guys lieutenant what do you think of the new devolver
16:06hmm gas recoil adjusters micro rifled barrel eagle scopes you should be in the military dr. king
16:13thanks i guess i'll take that as a compliment the next step is to develop a dna selenium compound
16:20specifically engineered to devolve our friend waynes here
16:28step back and watch the science in action
16:43now for the final part of the plan we have to get all the waynes together
16:46oh and how do we do that dr. k it's me i'm making this plan up as i go along
16:51but however we do it we have to do it fast
16:55if we don't stop them in time we may have to let general woodman i mean the stage four waynes
17:00would
17:00have to be destroyed no we can't let that happen we need a miracle
17:20harry you're a genius there's still waves even on the most basic level there is no way they can
17:26resist the sound of a fire truck siren we need someplace big like a plane hangar let's round them
17:31up and lead them to the airport come on kane you can do it
17:48we've got sixty seconds left before the waynes replicate the stage four
17:51lock and ladle people let's do it i've recalibrated the strobes using waynes mri scans it should freeze them in
17:57place
17:58get it harry
18:10got them i am a genius they are not going anywhere cut the strobe get ready for some precision shooting
18:18lieutenant lucy i'll feed you the coordinates
18:2045 seconds got them coordinates a six nine
18:2930 seconds g812 m76 b211
18:36h40 32
18:3815
18:4110
18:429
18:44l6040
18:458
18:46q2093
18:477
18:48b1950
18:496
18:505
18:515
18:514
18:523
18:532
18:541
18:55hurry
18:56left center
18:57right
19:00hi guys it's great to be back all in one me hey what happened to the fire truck
19:08ugh it's a long story kiddo i'll tell you on the way home good to have you back
19:31home trashed home come on people you've got work to do
19:39yes i'm back
19:40yes i'm back gassy
19:41oh did you miss me gassy huh oh yes you did
19:46oh yes you did
19:47oh yes you did gassy i'll get you to be new
19:50oh yes you did gassy i'll get you to be new
19:51oh my baby oh i missed you too i missed you so much
19:55oh my god
19:57you
19:57please
19:58to move yday
19:59like
19:59oh please
20:00yourself
20:00oh
20:09yeah
20:12there
20:18i
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