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Michael Mcintyre's The Wheel - Season 6 Episode 10 - Michael Mcintyre's Christmas Wheel
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00:00The Wheel!
00:13The Wheel!
00:19The Wheel!
00:21Welcome to The Wheel!
00:26Celebrity experts on My Christmas Wheel tonight!
00:30Giles Brandris on A Christmas Carol!
00:34Josie Gibson on Toys!
00:37Joanna Page and Matthew Horne on Gavin and Stacey!
00:42Nitro on New Year's Resolutions!
00:47Tim Vine on Cracker Jokes!
00:50Zara McDermott on Christmas Food!
00:53And Big Nasty on Reindeer!
00:59Merry Christmas!
01:01Merry Christmas!
01:03Oh, what a wonderful thing!
01:05It's Christmas Day and you've chosen to spend it with me.
01:09I'm honoured and you all look so wonderful.
01:12First off, we must talk about your Christmas outfit.
01:15Christmas Sorted Fam.
01:17Do you want to talk us through it, Big Nasty?
01:19So, on a great Christmas, you need a liquidated beverage.
01:22Yes.
01:23Some people like a snowman.
01:24Yes.
01:25Yeah?
01:26Can't go wrong without a turkey.
01:27Correct.
01:28Yeah, what I mean?
01:29Snowflake, because it looks beautiful outside.
01:31White Christmas.
01:32White Christmas, you don't know.
01:33Yes.
01:34Ooh.
01:35And then representing the Black Christmas, you know you've got buff chicks.
01:37Whoa, whoa, whoa.
01:38I'm drinking rum.
01:40What is this?
01:41You've got to play the game.
01:42Yes, yes.
01:43Don't hate the player.
01:44Very philosophical.
01:45Hate the game.
01:46You know what?
01:47I like how you feel it, mate.
01:48I know how you feel it, mate.
01:50It's to me.
01:51I know, I know, I know, I know.
01:52OK.
01:53Excellent.
01:54Well, as our viewers scramble around for the subtitles button, we welcome Big Nasty.
02:00Always a pleasure.
02:01Um, Jylo.
02:02Yes.
02:03So, you've gone for the Crocs.
02:04I'm so excited about my Christmas Crocs, given by my son with a little joke too.
02:09He arrived with them.
02:10Oh, yes.
02:11Saying they're Crocs for mum and dad.
02:12A pair of old Crocs for a pair of old Crocs.
02:15He's like the game.
02:16He's up to eat something.
02:17He knows the stuff.
02:18Yes.
02:19Do you like them?
02:20Yeah, I am a citizen of the Republic of Krakistan.
02:24No, I don't know where to look when I look at you.
02:27Do I need some tinsel somewhere?
02:29I don't know.
02:30I just don't understand.
02:31There's not enough tinsel to cover me up, unfortunately.
02:33So, when you were dancing around the wheel, you can dance with your pectoral muscles?
02:37Yeah.
02:38One of their own, unfortunately.
02:39Jano, have you ever attempted such a thing?
02:41Do you know I'm taking Nitra home while my wife is her Christmas present?
02:46LAUGHTER
02:47He has very sweetly agreed.
02:49LAUGHTER
02:50And do you think...
02:51You can't see hold it on!
02:52LAUGHTER
02:53Wow.
02:54I've done a tinsel!
02:55The funny thing is, I...
02:57This is easily...
02:58LAUGHTER
02:59LAUGHTER
03:00I like you, you know.
03:01You're the guy!
03:02OK, good.
03:03Um, Viney, how are you?
03:04Nice to see you.
03:05I would have taken my top off, but I've actually got the map of Italy tattooed on my chest.
03:20Right.
03:21And I've got really sore Naples.
03:22LAUGHTER
03:23But no, it's great to be, cos I actually live in an advent calendar.
03:26Oh, yes?
03:27Yeah, it's freezing at the moment, all the windows are open.
03:29LAUGHTER
03:30Oh!
03:31Oh!
03:32Viney, you're always welcome.
03:34All right, well, we've got amazing categories.
03:36We are here, of course, to win money for charity, because it's Christmas.
03:40And we have three special contestants waiting beneath us on the contested wheel,
03:47so let's find out who they are.
03:49Who's down there?
03:51Well, we have...
03:53MEL GEDROICH!
03:55CHEERING
03:56Oh, those three.
04:06So, it is a one in three.
04:09Who's it going to be?
04:10Spend the contested wheel.
04:12Who have we got?
04:16It's Mel!
04:19It's Mel!
04:21Come on.
04:23Hi!
04:24Oh, thank you!
04:25Hello, darling.
04:26Hello, big nuts.
04:27There's Giles.
04:28There's Giles.
04:29There's Giles.
04:30Mel, you've gone for the blanket.
04:31I couldn't...
04:32It's Christmas Day.
04:33Come on.
04:34Yes.
04:35You've gone early with the blanket.
04:36I've gone...
04:37I've gone nanoblanket.
04:38LAUGHTER
04:39Let's find out first, Mel.
04:40Yes.
04:41Yes.
04:42About Christmas.
04:43So, you go early with the nanoblanket?
04:44Always.
04:45Lots of indulgence.
04:46A lot of telly.
04:47Yes.
04:48A lot of kipping, actually.
04:49Mm-hm.
04:50Do you nap, Nitro, or...?
04:51Do you sometimes get woken up by your own muscles?
04:54LAUGHTER
04:55And these pectoral muscles, they strike me as a hazard.
04:59They can be a hazard on the game, yes.
05:01Do you know...
05:02Do you know when that's happening?
05:03Do I know...
05:04Are you activated?
05:05How do you mean?
05:06He doesn't even know when he's doing it.
05:07Yes.
05:08What are you talking about?
05:09I'm sorry.
05:10That is transfixing.
05:11Can you communicate with your pecs in Morse code to Giles
05:14and he'll tell us what you're saying?
05:16I didn't think we knew each other that well.
05:20LAUGHTER
05:23Erm...
05:24So...
05:25Yes.
05:26Should you win tonight's show?
05:27Yes.
05:28And that is what we're here trying to help you to do.
05:29That's what we're all...
05:30Yeah.
05:31What would you do with the money?
05:32I would give it to an amazing charity called Insulate Ukraine.
05:35Excellent.
05:36And they're a brilliant charity run by really young people.
05:39They're out in Ukraine and they've developed a window
05:42which is shatterproof and they're installing these windows
05:45all along the front line so that people in their flats
05:48and houses can have light and warmth.
05:51They're amazing.
05:52They're off the scale.
05:53I really want to win some money for them.
05:55OK, brilliant.
05:56What a brilliant charity.
05:57Well done.
05:58Excellent.
05:59Alright.
06:00So these are the categories.
06:02All you've got to do is clear the wheel of these categories
06:05to win money for your charity.
06:07What are you feeling most confident about?
06:10I'm going to go cracker jokes.
06:14Ah!
06:15Timothy Vile.
06:16Well...
06:17The world's leading authority on cracker jokes.
06:19I mean, I was at home earlier on today
06:21and a chocolate went past at 100 miles an hour.
06:23It was a Ferrari Rocher.
06:24You know what?
06:27This is the perfect day for you.
06:29Well...
06:30Let's see.
06:31You aren't definitely an expert.
06:33That's why you're in gold.
06:35Come on.
06:36Come on, Marley.
06:37So, who are you going to shut down?
06:39Who do you think is not funny?
06:44Oh, that's...
06:47That's terrible.
06:48No, no, that's not the reason.
06:49Everyone's so funny on this wheel.
06:50No, they're so...
06:51They're so funny.
06:52Oh, God.
06:53I think I might have to shut...
06:55I might have to shut Big Nasty down.
06:57It's because he's behind you.
06:58This is what people do.
06:59Big Nasty, you have been shut down.
07:01Oh, I feel...
07:02So, you don't want to land on Big Nasty,
07:04you do want to land on Tim Vine.
07:05It's your first spin.
07:06Let's start knocking off some of these categories.
07:08Spin the Christmas Wheel.
07:10Here we go!
07:12Feliz Navidad.
07:14Feliz Navidad.
07:16Feliz Navidad.
07:18Feliz Navidad.
07:20Feliz Navidad.
07:22I want to wish you a Merry Christmas.
07:26Keep going.
07:28Go to Jylo.
07:29Go to Jylo.
07:30Go to Jylo.
07:31Go to Jylo.
07:32Go to Jylo.
07:33Go to Jylo.
07:34Go to Jylo.
07:35Yay!
07:36Yay!
07:37Yay!
07:38Woo!
07:39Good choice.
07:40Excellent.
07:41OK.
07:42So, because it's Christmas, we're going to, you know,
07:45go outside of the norm.
07:46Yeah, lovely.
07:47And we're actually going to bring on a Christmas cracker.
07:49Oh!
07:50And I'm going to pull it with you.
07:52Lovely.
07:53Then I'm going to ask the joke.
07:54Yeah.
07:55And then it is up to the two of you to determine the punchline.
07:59Oh!
08:00Oh!
08:01And if you determine the punchline, then this category is removed.
08:03£3,000 in the bank.
08:04This is fantastic.
08:05Can I just say, I feel very competitive suddenly.
08:08So, let's pull this.
08:09OK.
08:10Solid grip, here we go.
08:11Merry Christmas.
08:12Oh!
08:13Well done, you.
08:14Is there a little present in there?
08:15Is there a hat?
08:16Oh, there is a hat, actually.
08:17Correct.
08:18And it sort of goes with your top.
08:19Yeah, lovely.
08:20Goes with the top.
08:21OK.
08:22Happy Christmas, everybody.
08:23Right, come on.
08:24OK, so, no help from the wheel.
08:26This is the question, or dare I say, the joke.
08:30Why is it getting harder to buy advent calendars?
08:35What are you two thinking?
08:37Because...
08:38Windows.
08:39Windows.
08:40Open windows.
08:41Oh, very good.
08:42There aren't the openings.
08:43There aren't the openings there used to be?
08:45There aren't the openings there used to be.
08:47Why is it difficult?
08:48Why is it getting more difficult?
08:49To buy advent calendars.
08:51Why is it getting more?
08:52Numbers.
08:53Numbers.
08:54Numbers?
08:55The numbers.
08:56Because they're numbers up.
08:57I think Viney's got it.
08:58Look at Viney's face.
08:59Oh!
09:00No, come on, come on.
09:01Give me...
09:02We haven't got the numbers anymore.
09:03The numbers don't add up anymore.
09:05All right, OK.
09:06Oh, no, no, no.
09:07I think just on this occasion, I'm going to go to Tim Vine,
09:11and if he gets it, I'm going to give it to you.
09:14You got it.
09:15Stop it.
09:16Yes, because I'm going to break the rules.
09:17Oh, my God.
09:18But we don't know if he's going to get it.
09:19OK.
09:20Look at the tension in his face.
09:21Numbers.
09:22Numbers.
09:23Why is it getting harder to buy advent calendars?
09:26Because their days are numbered.
09:28That's the correct answer!
09:29Oh!
09:30Oh!
09:35OK.
09:36£3,000 in this bank.
09:37Yes.
09:38The game has started.
09:39Woo-hoo!
09:40Oh, lovely.
09:41So, what are you going to go for next?
09:44I think I'll go for New Year's resolutions.
09:47Oh, lovely.
09:48Nitro is our expert on New Year's resolutions.
09:53That's why he's in gold.
09:56So, who would you like to shut down on New Year's resolutions?
10:02Might have to be Giles.
10:03Yeah.
10:04And look at me.
10:05I may not survive for the New Year.
10:06That's quite right.
10:08Hey, you're funny!
10:12At this rate, you're going to be invited round to the nasties.
10:14I'm looking for Christmas.
10:15But, Gile, you have been shut down.
10:18So, let's spin this wheel, see what happens.
10:21Come on, Nitro!
10:22Ooh!
10:23Come on, Nitro!
10:24Oh, I wish it could be Christmas every day
10:31Oh, when you start singing, it begins the rain
10:37Oh, I wish it could be Christmas every day
10:44Oh, it could be...
10:45It could be...
10:46It could be...
10:47It could be Mac and Joe.
10:48Could be Mac and Joe.
10:49Or it could be...
10:51Keep going!
10:53Oh, it's math.
10:55Yay!
10:59Come on, Matt and Joe.
11:00Do you have New Year's resolutions?
11:02For the last 40 years, I've done Don't Bite My Nails.
11:05OK.
11:06It's never worked.
11:07No.
11:08I don't have a resolution, but I have a goal.
11:10OK.
11:11Next year, from here on in...
11:12Yeah.
11:13..I would like to persuade Nitro to name his pecs Gavin and Stacey.
11:18LAUGHTER
11:19That's very strong.
11:21That's very strong.
11:22Let's ask the pecs how they feel about it.
11:24Um...
11:25It's...
11:26Wait, was that...?
11:27Yeah?
11:28LAUGHTER
11:29Jyla, did you get that, yeah?
11:30I did get that.
11:31Yeah, yeah.
11:32Pretty cheeky.
11:33He says he'd rather they were called Ant and Dec, but there you go.
11:36LAUGHTER
11:37LAUGHTER
11:38LAUGHTER
11:39OK.
11:40Let's have a look at the question on New Year's resolutions.
11:45New Year's resolutions.
11:46Right.
11:47Often the reason for a New Year's resolution, UK adults allegedly consume approximately how many calories on Christmas Day?
11:55It's a good question.
11:56Really good.
11:57Really good.
11:58Relevant.
11:593,000 calories, 6,000 calories, 9,000 or 12,000 calories.
12:07Experts, lock in your answers of what you think people consume on Christmas Day.
12:13What are you three thinking?
12:16Normally, for a woman, it's about 2,000 or 1,800 or 2,000 calories.
12:21So double it for starters, because it's Christmas Day, and then what's on top as well.
12:25Yeah.
12:26So, 6 or 9.
12:28Maybe it's...
12:2912,000 as an average is too much.
12:31Yeah.
12:32Can we knock out 12?
12:33Let's knock out 12.
12:34But mind you, if you go through, like, a whole box of the chocks, that could be 12, couldn't it?
12:40Look at your plate.
12:41You've got your gravy, you've got your Tate's, you've got your stuffing.
12:45Stuffing is chocker with calories, isn't it, surely?
12:48Yes.
12:49Everything's done in blooming goose, um, goose fat.
12:52Picks in blankets.
12:53Picks in blankets.
12:54Your lunch alone is pushing 2,000, I would say.
12:57I'd say more, Matt.
12:58It's got to be more, isn't it?
12:59Then you go back in the evening, then you go for your doorstop sandwich at 6 o'clock,
13:03and it's all over again.
13:04It's the cranberry, the stuffing, the turkey, plus the massive wedges of bread.
13:07And what about the booze?
13:08For those that drink...
13:09What about booze on top of that?
13:10And booze.
13:11Oh, my God, could we do nine?
13:13I mean, do you think we could think 9,000?
13:16I think it could be nine.
13:18It could be...
13:19Let's go nine.
13:20Let's go nine.
13:21Let's go nine.
13:22Let's go nine is Christmas.
13:23You're going to lock in.
13:24Let's go nine.
13:25Nine's been locked in.
13:26Oh, my God.
13:27Let's go nine.
13:28So, are you still on this wheel?
13:31Is it 9,000 calories?
13:33Tension!
13:34Oh!
13:35Oh!
13:36Oh!
13:37Is it a six?
13:39It is six.
13:40What did Nitro put?
13:41I put six.
13:42Six as well.
13:43Well, I'd like to say you've done well, but let's be honest, we gave you the first one and you got the second one wrong.
13:56That you could come back immediately.
13:57Until then, it's goodbye to lovely Mel.
14:02We love Mel.
14:03Well done, guys.
14:04You can come back.
14:05Maybe see you again.
14:06You can come back.
14:07Maybe see you again.
14:08Maybe see you again.
14:09Maybe see you again.
14:14Oh, no.
14:15All right.
14:16Well, the situation is that we've still not meant Paddy or Richard.
14:21But let's see what happens.
14:23It's a one of three.
14:24Who's it going to be?
14:26It's for the contestant wheel.
14:28Who have we got?
14:33It is someone new.
14:34It's Paddy.
14:38Oh, what?
14:39Come on, Paddy.
14:42Yeah!
14:43How are you?
14:44So, tell us about Christmas for Paddy over the years.
14:47Well, I've got two teenagers and a nine-year-old.
14:50Correct.
14:51So, as children get older, the presents can be expensive, but they get smaller.
14:55So, if my youngest daughter has loads of presents, which might be cheaper, and they've just got one present which is expensive, but it's on its own, it's a disaster.
15:04So, Christmas for me, it's like, you're almost like a UN peacekeeper.
15:09Yeah.
15:10Because Christmas is so much for children that you feel childish.
15:14You count other presents.
15:15Even I do it with my wife.
15:16You count the presents.
15:17With your other half, it's just, you go, what do you want?
15:21And then you just give up money for it and they get it themselves, don't they?
15:24Yeah.
15:25My wife has wish lists on various websites, and I just buy what's on the wish list.
15:30So, she just opens presents now and goes, correct.
15:33That's sort of the best.
15:34Wonderful.
15:35It's not dead.
15:36Um, so, we are all here to help you win big money, Paddy.
15:42Who are you playing for tonight?
15:43Should you win?
15:44Uh, Alderhay Children's Hospital.
15:46That's an amazing joke.
15:48All right.
15:50So, you've only knocked off one category, cracker jokes.
15:54So, we've got six remaining.
15:56What are you drawn to?
15:57Well, I really, just because it's Christmas Day, I just want to play with Big Nasty.
16:02Come on, Paddy!
16:03Are we having it?
16:04We're having it.
16:05We're having it.
16:06We're having it.
16:07Go on, then.
16:08I'll go around here.
16:09Reindeer has been selected.
16:10I've got reindeer.
16:11I'm not feeling it.
16:12Our expert, of course, is Big Nasty.
16:14He's in gold.
16:15Now, it's obviously a very niche subject.
16:20Who do you feel from this wheel cannot help you on reindeer?
16:22Who are you going to shut them down?
16:24Right, well, we'll say Josie, then.
16:26Josie?
16:27Yeah.
16:28You've been shut down on reindeer.
16:29Thanks, honey.
16:30We need to land on our expert.
16:32Let's see what happens.
16:33Spin the wheel!
16:34Come on!
16:35Here we go!
16:36Come on!
16:37Come on, Big Nasty.
16:38Run, run, Rudolph.
16:39That has got to make it down.
16:41Sad to make it very well, and he can take the freeway down.
16:47Run, run, Rudolph.
16:52I'm reeling like a merry-go-round.
16:54Oh, goodness.
16:55Oh, it's very worrisome.
16:57Stop!
16:58It's very worrisome.
16:59Stop!
17:00Stop!
17:01Oh!
17:02Yes!
17:03Stop!
17:04Stop!
17:05Wow!
17:06Come on!
17:07We're in the game!
17:08This has worked so well.
17:10Yes.
17:11I once went to Iceland for Christmas.
17:14Lovely.
17:15Many years ago, before I became a veggie, and we had, I'm horrified to tell you, reindeer
17:21on Christmas Day.
17:22You can eat it.
17:23Oh, well...
17:24Here's a bit of a downer.
17:25Let's move on.
17:26OK.
17:27As children around the country burst into tears...
17:30Well, it's got a little...
17:33Gilo is here to help.
17:35Let's have a look at the question on reindeer.
17:39Which of these statements about reindeer noses is false?
17:44They are full of blood vessels.
17:47They are used to store fat for winter.
17:49They provide an excellent sense of smell.
17:52They are covered in hair.
17:55Straight off the bat, I think the false statement is they're covered in hair.
18:02They have bald noses.
18:04Yeah, because Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer, you know, Rudolph the hairy red-nosed reindeer
18:10it is.
18:11I mean, I've seen them close quarters.
18:13They're very hairy creatures.
18:14Yeah.
18:15But I'm thinking that you think of the nose as providing a sense of smell.
18:20And you notice they say they provide an excellent sense of smell.
18:24So I'm thinking they provide an excellent sense of smell is false.
18:30But that's me being counterintuitive.
18:32So go with your instinct, Barry.
18:34I don't really know what the answer is.
18:36This is what he does.
18:37This is my instinct, but you've totally told me.
18:40He does this.
18:41He's confused you.
18:43How many times have you been on the wheel?
18:45A few.
18:46Quite a few.
18:47Can I say?
18:48Very, very small.
18:49That's not great.
18:50I've got to be honest.
18:52I don't think I've ever...
18:53He confuses people.
18:54Yeah.
18:55That's exactly what's happened.
18:57Oh, wow.
18:58I'm so sorry.
18:59No help there.
19:00What are you going...
19:01Go for your instinct, man.
19:03Right.
19:04So, I'm going to go, they're used to store fat for winter.
19:09It just sounds ridiculous.
19:11OK, that's locked in.
19:12Locked in.
19:13Well done.
19:14Let's have a look.
19:16Is it they are used to store fat for winter?
19:19I mean, that sounds absolutely like you say.
19:21That's ludicrous.
19:22You don't store fat in your nose.
19:23Nor.
19:24Or do you?
19:25At all.
19:26I don't know the answer.
19:28Let's find out.
19:29Oh, God.
19:30Please.
19:32Yeah!
19:33No!
19:34What?
19:35Yes!
19:37He was giving me the vibe.
19:38He was giving me the vibe.
19:40Oh, come on.
19:41I could feel it.
19:42Did you get it right?
19:43Yeah, of course.
19:44Excellent.
19:45So, £6,000 now in this bank.
19:47Yes.
19:48Two categories remaining.
19:50Reindeer have been removed.
19:53Now, what are you going to go for?
19:55I'll go toys.
19:56Toys has been selected.
19:57Yeah.
19:58Josie is our expert.
20:00That's why she is in gold.
20:02Yes!
20:03Lovely, Josie.
20:05So, who are you going to shut down on toys?
20:08Er...
20:09Zara.
20:10OK, Zara.
20:11Yeah.
20:12You have been shut down.
20:13OK.
20:14On toys.
20:15This is the state of your wheel.
20:17We want Josie.
20:18Come on.
20:19We probably don't want Giles.
20:20Let's see.
20:21Oh, no!
20:22I've got my answer ready.
20:23It's a slinky.
20:24OK.
20:25Oh, it's a slinky, slinky, slinky.
20:28He's stinky.
20:29Hey, that's old spin, you know.
20:31I don't understand, isn't it?
20:32That's it.
20:33That's it.
20:34Hey, that was lit.
20:35Hey, that was super lit, you know.
20:37OK.
20:38Spin the wheel.
20:39Yes.
20:40Here we go.
20:42Come on.
20:43It is very Christmas day.
20:46Sorry to shut down.
20:48This is what we want.
20:50This is what we want.
20:51Come on, Josie.
20:54Come on, Josie.
20:59OK, we are slowing down.
21:02All right.
21:03I don't think it's going to be Josie.
21:05It's going to be...
21:08We've got this.
21:09Matt and Joe.
21:12On Toys.
21:14Let's have a look at the question.
21:16For £3,000, your place on this wheel, here it is.
21:19In the standard version of each of these games,
21:25which of these is the highest number?
21:29Coloured spots on twister mat,
21:32marbles in Kaplunk,
21:35fanatomy body parts in Operation,
21:38or disc holes on a Connect Four grid?
21:42I'm the champion of Connect Four in my house.
21:46I am unbeatable.
21:47And there are lots of disc holes.
21:52I mean, it's like, there's a lot.
21:53Would it be 8 by 8?
21:55It could be, yeah.
21:58What about marbles, like in Kaplunk?
22:00There's a lot in there, isn't there?
22:01There's a lot.
22:02There's a lot, and I think there's more than 64,
22:05which is probably about what there is on the Connect Four grid.
22:08So you think there's more than 64?
22:10That's a lot of marbles.
22:11Yeah, that is a lot of marbles.
22:12From what I remember, I mean, I was smaller,
22:14but I remember it being quite big.
22:15I don't think there's 64 marbles in Kaplunk.
22:18Shall we just go on Connect Four?
22:20We're going to do it?
22:22Connect Four.
22:23Connect Four's been locked in.
22:24Oh, Matt's walls.
22:27It was a 50-50.
22:30Are you still on this wheel?
22:31Is it disc holes on a Connect Four grid?
22:35Have you come to the right answer?
22:38Are you still with us?
22:39Let's find out.
22:40Come on, Paddy.
22:44Yeah!
22:46I'm getting it!
22:48Come on, children.
22:50Very, very good.
22:52So £9,000 of this fight.
22:55Oh, amazing.
22:56We are at my favourite part of the game.
23:01It's the Christmas money spinner.
23:03Yay!
23:03Oh!
23:05There it is.
23:07So, it's £1,000 for the bank for every correct answer,
23:11but if we get the whole way round, it's £10,000.
23:15Weird.
23:15The category is Christmas dinner.
23:18Paddy, select someone to start us off.
23:20Start with the guys in front.
23:21OK, let's start spinning the wheel.
23:24OK, we are asking for any food that I put on my Christmas dinner plate.
23:34Any food that I eat on Christmas for lunch.
23:38What are we going for?
23:39Turkey.
23:40Yes, sir, I do.
23:41What do you think I eat?
23:43Yorkshire puddings.
23:44Yes, I do.
23:49Potatoes.
23:49Of course I love a roast potato.
23:52What do you think?
23:52Go on.
23:53Just pick them in blankets.
23:54Of course, every year.
23:55Why would I not?
23:57Honey-drisseled parsnips.
23:59Yes, I do love a honey-drisseled parsnip.
24:02You know me so well, Jylo.
24:03Sprouts.
24:04I love sprouts.
24:06Go on, Jylo.
24:06Every sauce.
24:08I'm afraid not.
24:11I'm a redcurrant jelly man.
24:14But we...
24:14Not really.
24:17So close.
24:18I'm sorry, I take redcurrant jelly.
24:20I can only be honest with you guys, that it is £6,000.
24:24You did very well, guys.
24:27So now we have £15,000 in the bank.
24:29Wow.
24:30Things are starting to motor.
24:32Yay!
24:34Now, we do have some bad news.
24:36Unfortunately, the toys question.
24:38Our expert, Josie, did get that wrong.
24:40So you will be shut down in a redcurrant hue.
24:46But four categories remaining.
24:48What are you going to go for next, Paddy?
24:49You're kind of on a roll here.
24:51I'm going to go Christmas food.
24:53Christmas food is our category.
24:55Our expert is Zara.
24:57And she is in Gaunt.
25:02Who would you like to shut down on Christmas food in addition to Josie?
25:05This is a tricky one because I feel as though everyone could have a good go at this.
25:09Correct.
25:10Actually, what am I thinking?
25:11Giles.
25:12Yeah.
25:13Oh, yeah, him.
25:15Giles, who only eats reindeer on Christmas Day, has been shut down, which means we've created
25:22a danger zone for Christmas.
25:25Oh, I never thought of that.
25:26So let's see what happens.
25:28Spin the wheel.
25:30Don't land in the danger zone.
25:34Oh, we do love a danger zone for Christmas.
25:37Stay away from the danger zone.
25:52Keep going.
25:54Keep going.
25:55Keep going.
25:57Okay, Zara.
25:58Here we go.
25:59Here we go.
26:00Come on, Zara.
26:01Here we go.
26:02Yes.
26:04Yes, come on.
26:05Very exciting.
26:08Come on.
26:10He's our expert on Christmas food, which means if you get this right, £10,000 in the bank,
26:17a lot of money.
26:18Good luck, both of you.
26:19Let's have a look at the question on Christmas food.
26:24In a YouGov poll ranking Christmas chocolates, which of these was not the most popular in its
26:32respective variety box?
26:34I've seen a lot of fights break out on Christmas Day over those purple ones.
26:53Yes.
26:53They are popular.
26:55And do you know what?
26:56I don't think I've ever seen a celebrations box with all the Maltesers in, because I feel
27:01like people take them out a lot and eat them, because that's my favourite.
27:05Do you know what?
27:06Also, as well, I think that cream egg, I don't think that's going to be popular.
27:10I don't think that's going to be popular.
27:10But cream egg is a classic, you want the egg.
27:14Yeah.
27:14I'm not a fan of cream egg.
27:16Maybe that's the answer.
27:16Well, there you go, then.
27:18So what are you going to lock in?
27:19Cream egg.
27:20OK.
27:21The twisted.
27:21Yeah.
27:22You're looking in cream egg twisted.
27:24Excellent work, or is it?
27:27Let's have a look.
27:28Is it the cream egg twisted?
27:30Or are you off the wheel?
27:42Come on!
27:43Here's the writers!
27:47We have £25,000 in this bank.
27:53So, what are you going to go for next?
27:57I'm going to go New Year's resolutions.
27:59New Year's resolutions has been selected.
28:02Nitro is our expert.
28:05He's in gold.
28:07Who are you going to shut down on New Year's resolutions?
28:10Just purely because she's young, I think, Zara,
28:14I don't think she has to worry about resolutions like the rest of us.
28:17Have you ever made a New Year's resolution?
28:19I don't really believe in New Year's resolutions.
28:20There you go.
28:22Well, yes!
28:23She doesn't even accept their existence.
28:27Exactly.
28:27For that reason, you're shut down.
28:30OK, so this is the state of the wheel.
28:32Let's get another expert.
28:33I'm going to ride with Nitro.
28:36Let's hope we land back over there.
28:38Come on, Nitro.
28:38Spin the wheel.
28:39Here we go!
28:40Come on!
28:41Come on!
28:42Here we go!
28:43This is fun!
28:44Christmas time!
28:45This is fun!
28:47Joy!
28:48Children sing, please be a bright
28:54With lots on the fire
28:56Gifts on the tree
28:59Time to rejoice
29:01This is the bird that we see
29:04Oh, no, no, this is red!
29:06Oh, no, no, no, no!
29:07It's going to be red!
29:08It's going to be red!
29:09Oh!
29:10Oh, no!
29:11Oh, no!
29:12Come on!
29:12Come on!
29:13Come on!
29:14Come on!
29:15Come on!
29:16Oh!
29:17Oh!
29:17Oh!
29:18Oh!
29:19Oh, look it!
29:20After all that...
29:21It is what it is.
29:22Oh!
29:23It's bad fortune!
29:24Oh!
29:25You did so well, you could come back, but until then, it's goodbye to Paddy!
29:30Bye, Paddy!
29:32Oh!
29:33Cool!
29:34Cool!
29:35Cool tea!
29:41Don't make me emotional in there.
29:42I know, it is sad, but we could see him again.
29:45Is he your favourite?
29:46Oh, yeah, so far, yeah.
29:47But Giles is your favourite expert.
29:49No, no, that's my OG.
29:50Yeah.
29:51It's different.
29:52OG.
29:53Come on!
29:54Do you know what OG stands for?
29:55No.
29:56Neither do I.
29:57What does that stand for?
29:58An original gangster.
30:00Ooh!
30:01You know what I mean?
30:02You are an original gangster.
30:03I take that.
30:05LAUGHTER
30:07OK, well, only three categories remaining on this game.
30:12Who is going to get the opportunity to steal it?
30:15Spin the contestant wheel.
30:17Who have we got at Christmas?
30:20Who have we got?
30:23It is...
30:26Dickie Osmond.
30:27Good, Dickie.
30:30Very, very good.
30:33Merry Christmas.
30:34Merry Christmas.
30:35It's a bit of fun, isn't it?
30:36Well, it certainly is.
30:38So, Bridget, tell us about Christmas in the Osmond house.
30:41Well, I think that the later you open your presents on Christmas Day,
30:45the more middle class you are.
30:47Yes, that is true.
30:48I met someone the other day...
30:49Yes.
30:50..I swear this is true.
30:51Yeah.
30:52His family, before they open their presents, they go for a walk.
30:56Oh!
30:57A pre-present Christmas walk.
30:59You've got your presents under the tree and someone's going,
31:02should we go for a walk?
31:03Go to a train to see the woods.
31:04No, I can't do that.
31:05You know what? No.
31:06Why don't we ask them our presents?
31:07I'm going to whip around the wheel.
31:08We're going for average times you've opened presents on Christmas Day.
31:10Average time opening presents?
31:12Well, probably about 6 o'clock in the morning.
31:146am.
31:15What about you, Gilo?
31:164am, I'd say.
31:204am?
31:21Well, we have seven grandchildren.
31:22Right.
31:23They go there.
31:24Of course.
31:254am.
31:26Yeah.
31:27And then by 6.30, they're bored.
31:28Mr Pignossi, have you ever woken up before midday?
31:32Of course.
31:33OK.
31:34And when do you open your presents?
31:36Well, you're looking at her, I see seven.
31:38Yeah.
31:39But then, as any true professional dad does, he power naps on the sofa.
31:43No, that's what you do every day.
31:46There's a difference.
31:47What time are you opening the presents on average?
31:49I would say now it's about 9 or 10am.
31:52Oh, I see you're in that zone.
31:54You are the most middle class we've had so far.
31:57Viney?
31:58I'm completely amazed by this.
32:00I mean, it's normally about 3 o'clock.
32:04In the afternoon?
32:05In the afternoon, after lunch, yeah.
32:07Oh, so middle class.
32:09I'm the poshest so far.
32:10You are the poshest so far.
32:11When are you opening?
32:12When are you opening?
32:137pm.
32:14What?
32:15Oh, come on, man.
32:16Nitro.
32:17I know.
32:18Tell the truth.
32:19I know.
32:20Tell the truth, man.
32:21I'm telling the honest truth.
32:22Why are you waiting all day to open your presents?
32:27Because, you know, there's other things to enjoy.
32:30You know, obviously, I train first, then I eat.
32:32You train?
32:33Oh.
32:34Get off.
32:35Get off.
32:36Go away.
32:37Nobody can relate to that.
32:38Oh, my God.
32:39Oh, my God.
32:40Sorry, Charles.
32:41Shall I head off that way?
32:42Do you know what, Nitro?
32:43Thank you for ruining Christmas.
32:45So, of course, we are here to raise money for charity.
32:48We are.
32:49If you win tonight, what would you do with that money?
32:52Who gets the money?
32:53It goes to...
32:54We've had a lot of dementia in my family and there's a wonderful charity
32:57down in Sussex called The Good Company People and they just arrange
33:00just weekly social events where people with dementia, their families,
33:03all come together.
33:04Big community thing.
33:05There's music evenings.
33:06There's all sorts of different things.
33:07And it's such a wonderful charity.
33:09And one of those ones that run on an absolute shoestring.
33:11So, it would go to The Good Company People.
33:13Oh, that's a very good, very good charity.
33:15APPLAUSE
33:17All right, brilliant.
33:18Well, we are all here to help you...
33:22..win big money for that charity.
33:24So, what are you going to go for first, Richard?
33:27Gavin and Stacey.
33:28Gavin and Stacey has been selected.
33:32Our experts, of course, on Gavin and Stacey are Gavin and Stacey.
33:36You're in gold!
33:38What a thrill to have you here!
33:41So, who do you think you'd like to shut down in this instance?
33:44Oh...
33:45Narcy, respectfully, I'm going to shut you down.
33:47You are... you are shut down.
33:50Spin the wheel, come on!
33:52Here we go!
33:53Here we go!
33:56This one...
33:57This goes down and down
33:59This one...
34:00I'm watching this ball
34:03This one...
34:04I want people around
34:07This one...
34:08Baby, please come on
34:10This one...
34:12Oh, it could be. Keep going. Keep going.
34:14Keep going.
34:15Oh, it's...
34:16It's going to either be Josie...
34:17Oh...
34:18Oh, keep going!
34:20Come on!
34:22Come on!
34:24Ladies, Josie.
34:26And Gavin and Stacey.
34:28Gavin and Stacey fan?
34:30Yeah, I love all the characters.
34:32And I love Joe.
34:34Have you ever seen the programme?
34:38No, but I do love Joe.
34:40You love Joe? Yeah.
34:42That's excellent.
34:44So, you've not seen the programme,
34:46so it looks like you might be on your own.
34:48But you're a big fan of Gavin and Stacey.
34:50Absolutely love it.
34:52Let's have a look at the question. Come on.
35:08Just because I know how hilarious the show is,
35:11I would have gone Boris Johnson.
35:14I don't see...
35:16I would think of those,
35:18it would be...
35:20John Prescott.
35:22Really?
35:24I can't believe that any of the others
35:26would do a cameo on Gavin and Stacey.
35:28I think Boris Johnson would be all over that.
35:30I don't think he would.
35:32A cameo on Gavin and Stacey.
35:34He would love that.
35:36I'm not trying to sell it to you,
35:38because I don't know the answer.
35:40He would have had a good time.
35:42There's a party going on.
35:43Boris Johnson's going to be there.
35:44OK, let's do that.
35:45Do you reckon?
35:46Yeah.
35:47All right, no, actually.
35:48Oh, no, wait.
35:49You are locking in?
35:50I think maybe Ken Clarke.
35:52Wow.
35:53All right.
35:54Let's go for John Prescott.
35:55Yeah, all right, let's do that.
35:56John Prescott's been locked in.
35:58Huge amount of tension tonight with our contestants.
36:01This is, like, terrifying.
36:02Yeah, no, I've not seen you like this.
36:04Yeah.
36:05You've locked in Prescott.
36:07Is it John Prescott?
36:09Or are you off the wheel?
36:11Oh, come on.
36:12I'm sorry.
36:21Yeah!
36:22CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
36:25Wow, you nearly went Boris Johnson.
36:27Well, that's because Josie is very charismatic.
36:29Oh, sorry.
36:30You didn't need me.
36:31Me?
36:32You're Richard.
36:33Husband.
36:34You didn't need me.
36:35You're Richard.
36:36Husband.
36:37Yeah, you remember.
36:39OK.
36:40£28,000.
36:41That's amazing.
36:42You are all exactly...
36:45I have to say, all thanks to Paddy McGuinness.
36:47Yes, but you are the man in pole position.
36:51A Christmas Carol and New Year's resolutions remain.
36:54Let's go with A Christmas Carol, shall we?
36:56A Christmas Carol has been selected.
36:58Giles is, of course, the original gangster and our expert
37:03on A Christmas Carol, which means he is in gold.
37:05Yes.
37:06APPLAUSE
37:08Who would you like to shut down on A Christmas Carol?
37:11Josie, would it be, in fact, an enormous relief
37:13were I to shut you down?
37:14It would be such a relief.
37:15Let's do that.
37:17Josie, you are shut down.
37:21This, of course, is the all-important axis.
37:24Spin the wheel!
37:26Here we go!
37:27Come on, John.
37:28Come on.
37:30It might be time for vine!
37:34It might be time for Vine.
37:56Ooh, you've picked a Vine time to join us.
38:00Nice.
38:00Here we go.
38:04OK.
38:05Literature's my thing.
38:07Really?
38:07I was reading a book called The History of Glue.
38:08Couldn't put it down.
38:09Very good.
38:11Excellent, excellent work.
38:14OK, so it's for £3,000 your place on this wheel.
38:18Don't forget, you're Richard Osman.
38:21Osman, OK, thank you.
38:22Let's have a look at your question.
38:26Which of these spirits does Scrooge encounter first
38:31in A Christmas Carol?
38:32Christmas past, Christmas present, Christmas yet to come,
38:37Jacob Marley.
38:39Well, it definitely goes past present, yet to come.
38:41And then yet to come, yeah.
38:43Does he meet Jacob Marley before the goes to Christmas past?
38:46I'm leaning towards that Jacob Marley appears to him, first of all,
38:50and says, what's going to happen?
38:52Yeah, yeah.
38:52That's the first thing kind of, the version I've got in my head
38:55is he's sort of asleep by the fire, and he's woken up by the chain
38:58rattle, and there's Jacob Marley, yeah.
39:00I think so as well.
39:02OK.
39:02You are locking in?
39:03Jacob Marley.
39:04Jacob Marley's been locked in.
39:05OK.
39:06Is it Jacob Marley?
39:09Are you still on this wheel?
39:11Yes, it is!
39:12CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
39:13Yes, it is!
39:14CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
39:15So, £31,000 of this bank.
39:16CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
39:17And we are down to our final category, and I think it's fitting that it's New Year's
39:20resolutions, which is the conclusion of most people's festive periods.
39:22And it is the conclusion of this game.
39:23So, our expert in New Year's resolutions is Nitro, you're in gold.
39:25APPLAUSE
39:26GYLO, you did not win.
39:27APPLAUSE
39:28So, £31,000 of this bank.
39:30And we are down to our final category, and I think it's fitting that it's New Year's
39:35resolutions, which is the conclusion of most people's festive periods, and it is the conclusion
39:41of this game.
39:42So, our expert in New Year's resolutions is Nitro, you're in gold.
39:47APPLAUSE
39:49GYLO, you did get the question in your category wrong, and you have been shut down for this
39:58spin.
39:59So, there will be two shut-down players.
40:01Also, Big Nasty's never been spun in the game, which means you're going to be lit in
40:05silver.
40:06CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
40:07Which means if you land on Big Nasty, it's worth double money.
40:10So, who are you going to shut down in addition to GYLO doubling your chances of losing your
40:14place on this wheel?
40:15I'll shut down Tim.
40:16Tim's been shut down.
40:17So, this is a very busy wheel.
40:22Isn't it?
40:23Two shutdowns, a silver.
40:25Obviously, we want the gold.
40:26It's traditional for me to be the arrow.
40:29So, I'm going to take my place on this arrow and hope that Nitro returns.
40:35Come on, then.
40:36Spin the wheel!
40:37Here we go!
40:38Come on, Nitro!
40:39Come on, Nitro!
40:40The fad is raging on, and we'll all sing along to the song.
40:46Oh, this is so busy in here, Big Nasty.
40:48Just letting somebody's done.
40:50While we're here, can we all spare a thought for the ones who have gone.
40:56Merry Christmas!
40:58Merry Christmas!
40:59Merry Christmas!
41:00Merry Christmas!
41:01Merry Christmas!
41:02Merry Christmas!
41:03Merry Christmas!
41:04What's happening?
41:05Oh!
41:06Oh, it could be our silver!
41:08Come on, man!
41:09Look at that!
41:10Oh!
41:11Oh!
41:12Oh!
41:13Oh!
41:14What a wonderful conclusion!
41:17What an election!
41:18Here we go.
41:19So, New Year's resolutions is the category.
41:22It's to clear the wheel.
41:24Let's have a look at the question.
41:25It's for £6,000.
41:29According to a YouGov poll, Brits of which age group were most likely
41:35to make a New Year's resolution for 2025?
41:40Ooh!
41:4118 to 24s, 25 to 39-year-olds, 40 to 59-year-olds, 60-plus years old.
41:5030's the new 20's really, isn't it?
41:52So, if you're looking like 25, 30 nights, but that time remains going...
41:58You know what I mean?
42:00Yeah, I'm going to go with Nasty.
42:01I agree.
42:02Look at it.
42:03Look at it.
42:04Look at it.
42:05Look at it.
42:06Look at it.
42:07Look at it.
42:08Look at it.
42:09Look at it.
42:10Look at it.
42:11You need to act your age.
42:12You get what I mean?
42:13You're getting all of them conversations there.
42:15Dad, Dad, remember football on Saturday?
42:18You start questioning, hanging out Friday with the lads,
42:21or getting up early morning for football with the kids,
42:23and all of that stuff.
42:24You get what I mean?
42:2525, 39, that's a glory age, isn't that?
42:28Yes.
42:29Food for thought.
42:30Food for thought, for sure.
42:31What do we think?
42:32When you reach 60, you've just accepted life for what it is, really, isn't it?
42:40Yeah.
42:41You tend not to do...
42:42I would say...
42:43Third point.
42:44This one, people tend...
42:45You know, they don't need to...
42:46They're like Zara.
42:47They don't need to, you know...
42:48Still living at the parents.
42:49And their mums.
42:50They're all right.
42:51Yeah.
42:52And 60 plus...
42:53Yeah, you've...
42:54Listen, you've...
42:55So many resolutions under the bridge, which didn't work.
42:58So why bother?
42:59Oh.
43:00So...
43:01It's funny doing it.
43:03Yeah.
43:04If you think about it.
43:0725 to 39 is interesting.
43:09So that's when you just start losing those magical powers you had in your 20s.
43:13You start thinking, hold on, what do I need to do?
43:15I need to learn Italian.
43:1740 to 59, I mean, you've got kids and you're just like, you know,
43:21just waking up on New Year's Day is a victory.
43:26Um...
43:28LAUGHTER
43:29I genuinely agree with Nasty, I think.
43:32So should we lock in 25 to 39?
43:35Let's do it, champ.
43:36Let's do it.
43:37Hours.
43:3825 to 39...
43:39Yeah.
43:40..has been locked in.
43:41I've got ballistic, you know.
43:43Let's find out if you have cleared the wheel.
43:47It was an enjoyable discussion.
43:49But is it the right answer?
43:53Have you cleared this wheel?
43:55Or are you off the wheel?
43:58Is it 25 to 39-year-olds?
44:07Oh!
44:08Oh!
44:09Oh!
44:10What is it?
44:11What?
44:12Huh?
44:13Is it?
44:14Oh, cos it's new to them and exciting.
44:16Yeah, maybe.
44:17Maybe.
44:18We were fooled by Zara.
44:19Yeah.
44:20We were fooled by Zara, who said she didn't even know what they were!
44:23LAUGHTER
44:24I'm shocked 18 and 24 is talking about changes sorted out there in life.
44:28What happened to old school kids and you got grazed on your knees and you just carried on running and stuff?
44:32Like, you know what I mean?
44:33It's gone crazy.
44:34Just carried on running.
44:35Yeah, bro.
44:36That's such a poignant thought to leave you with.
44:39Yeah.
44:40Richard, we hope to see you again.
44:42But for now, it is goodbye to Richard.
44:44Merry Christmas to everyone.
44:45Osmond!
44:46Goodbye, Richard!
44:47Osmond!
44:48Oh!
44:49Oh!
44:50It's not fair enough!
44:51So, Richard could, of course, come straight back up.
45:00It's a one in three as to who is going to have the opportunity to clear this wheel and then try and cash out for their charity this Christmas.
45:09Spin the contestant wheel!
45:11Who have we got?
45:12APPLAUSE
45:17It's Mel!
45:19Come on!
45:20Come on, Mel!
45:27Good to see you back.
45:28Hello.
45:29So, only one category remains.
45:32Yes.
45:33New Year's resolutions.
45:34Our expert, of course, is Nitro.
45:36Nitro.
45:37He's involved.
45:38Who are you going to shut down on New Year's resolutions?
45:44OK.
45:45I think, Zara, I'm going to shut you down.
45:47She doesn't believe in them.
45:48No, she doesn't believe in them.
45:49I'm not interested in this.
45:50You are shut down on New Year's resolutions.
45:54So, we are very, very, very, very much hoping you get an expert.
45:59Yeah.
46:00Don't get Zara.
46:01Let's see what happens.
46:02Oh, OK.
46:03Here we go.
46:04Here we go.
46:05Oh, you're right.
46:10Oh, you're right.
46:31You're not going to get shut down.
46:32It's either going to be nasty or gylo.
46:35Oh, there's fun either way.
46:38It's going to be...
46:39..Gylo.
46:40CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
46:42GYLO!
46:44Am I allowed to call you Gylo?
46:46Is that your special name?
46:47You'll need to ask Gylo how it feels about you.
46:50Gylo, is that something that me and you share?
46:52Well, it's something you and I do share,
46:54and I think it's rather lovely that we have this special thing.
46:57Absolutely.
46:57But if you fancy a threesome, let's go for it.
46:59OK.
47:00I respect your star, you know, old man.
47:02I'll call you Gylo.
47:03You can't keep it litty.
47:05That's me.
47:06And you are the party liaison officer, you know.
47:08Yes.
47:09No, I respect your behaviour.
47:10Respect, respect.
47:12I respect your star, old man.
47:14I know, I'm serious.
47:16That's my old age ambition, you know, fam.
47:19That it's me elegantly on the East Office, you know.
47:22It's...
47:22I would love to be called Gylo by you, Mel.
47:26Oh.
47:26OK, let's see.
47:27To clear the wheel for £3,000 in the bank,
47:29let's have a look at the question on New Year's resolutions.
47:32OK.
47:32According to a poll reported in January 2025 by Men's Health,
47:39which of these is the number one bugbear for gym users?
47:45Leaving weight scattered everywhere.
47:48Not wiping down equipment after use.
47:51Taking selfies in busy areas.
47:52Oh!
47:54Excessive grunting during exercises.
47:56Well, my wife is very much against that last one.
48:00Excessive grunting during exercises.
48:02Often she says that to me actually in the intimacy of our bedroom.
48:05Um...
48:06And you don't agree, you need to come raving.
48:09We've got to take him out of the town.
48:10You can't take him out of the town.
48:12Hey, Nitro, we've got to take Giles out.
48:15That's the one turnaround on the street.
48:18Yeah, I'd be for.
48:20Me, you, Michael, yeah, and Nitro.
48:2324 hours and I'd be for.
48:25But in this, that's you.
48:26That's all we need, the sweat down.
48:29I swear down, you're going to go out with a bank.
48:31It's going to be so sick.
48:33There's a TV show in that.
48:34Gino, would you be up to this?
48:36Say, Sean, in Ibiza with Nitro and Big Nasty.
48:39With my bro here.
48:40Is that acceptable?
48:41My bro, yes, my bro.
48:43Oh, jeez.
48:44Yes, yes.
48:45Come on.
48:45OK, all right.
48:47A really good plan.
48:48OK, so those plans have been set.
48:50Do you know what, Gilo?
48:51I would have said not wiping down the equipment after use.
48:55Just because it is...
48:56It must be really nasty to approach a piece of equipment.
49:00Yeah.
49:00And to have it covered in some sort of...
49:02When you're doing your...
49:03Yeah.
49:03Yeah.
49:04So you're locking in...
49:05Not wiping down equipment after use.
49:06That has been locked in.
49:09That's the best you've been.
49:10I don't know if it's right or wrong, but that's the best you've been ever on this show.
49:14Because normally you would shift.
49:15Halfway through that, you would have gone, but then...
49:17Yeah.
49:18And then it's at least 40 minutes.
49:19Thank you, because I was going to discuss the use of the word bugbear, but let's not go into that.
49:24OK.
49:24Let's see if you have got this question right.
49:35And you've cleared the wheel.
49:37Is it not wiping down equipment after use?
49:40Good luck.
49:40Well done.
49:46Absolutely.
49:46We went with the guts, guys.
50:03We went with the guts. Amazing.
50:05Oh, my days. So, we have in the bank...
50:09Oh, my God. ..34,000 pounds.
50:14Ooh!
50:16So, Mel, you are in pole position to win this money for your charity.
50:20Yeah. You are going to be assisted in one final question,
50:25the cash-out question... Yep.
50:27..by one of our Christmas celebrity experts.
50:32To find out who that is, I now have to reveal the leaderboard.
50:38So, one of you has come top, one of you has come last.
50:41Josie, how are you feeling?
50:43Now, you've not been successful before in leaderboards, have you?
50:46No, I'm normally at the bottom,
50:47so even if I made it halfway up the leaderboard, I'd be happy.
50:50OK. And if I was on top...
50:52Well, let's find out who it is this Christmas.
50:55Who came top of the leaderboard?
50:59Matthew and Joe!
51:01Well done, guys!
51:03Come on!
51:05Well done.
51:06OK, who came second?
51:07Also very honourable.
51:09It is...
51:10...Gylo.
51:11Congratulations.
51:12Very good.
51:13Very good.
51:14This is good for you.
51:15Third place on the wheel tonight...
51:18Yeah!
51:19Chelsea!
51:20LAUGHTER
51:22Third!
51:23Amazing work.
51:27Smack bang in the middle tonight we have...
51:31It's Zara.
51:32Congratulations.
51:33Well done.
51:34Great work.
51:36Now we are left with...
51:38Nitro, Nasty and Viney.
51:42Tiny.
51:43So let's see who came fifth.
51:45Who have we got?
51:46We have...
51:47Nitro in sixth place.
51:49APPLAUSE
51:52OK, so...
51:53Who came sixth?
51:54Who came last?
51:55In sixth place is...
51:58It's Pid Nasty!
51:59We are the champions!
52:02We are the champions!
52:05I definitely...
52:06Are you sure about that?
52:07Because I was pressing some of the right answers here.
52:09No, you were.
52:10But unfortunately it was less than anybody else on this wheel.
52:13Well, it's big money time over here, Mel.
52:16LAUGHTER
52:17Now, I can't lie, Tim's a bit shaken by this outcome.
52:20I know!
52:21So his brain is frazzled.
52:22I know, I know.
52:23So you can choose who can help you from only three people.
52:27OK.
52:28The expert who came in the middle, Zara.
52:31The expert who came top, and that's Matthew and Joe.
52:34Yep.
52:35Or the expert who came last.
52:38Have I ever let you down?
52:40And that is Tim.
52:42So, if you choose Zara, you're going to be playing for the entire
52:46bank, and that bank is £34,000 for your charity.
52:50Yep.
52:51If you decide to what we deem play safe and go with not one brain
52:56but two who have come top tonight, you'd be winning half that
53:00amount, £17,000.
53:03But if you want to gamble tonight and play this tip vine,
53:07we're doubling the bank, you'd win £68,000.
53:11Vinage. I'm going with Vinage.
53:12Yeah, you are.
53:13It's a no-brainer.
53:14I'm going with Vinage.
53:15Which is probably the wrong terminology.
53:16No offense game.
53:17Don't call me that.
53:18It's Tim Vine for £68,000.
53:21Let's bring him round.
53:28Vinage.
53:29It's you and me, baby.
53:33Christmas time, mistletoe and vine.
53:37Very good.
53:38So, your question is going to come from three new categories.
53:42It's either going to be on Christmas decorations,
53:46Christmas pop stars or Christmas movies.
53:49OK.
53:50Let's spin the category wheel to find out which of these it's going to be.
53:55What are we going for?
53:56I would go for decorations or popcorn.
54:02I don't know.
54:03What would you go for, Vinage?
54:04Oh.
54:06Oh, it's going to be...
54:07It's going to be...
54:09Oh, fun.
54:11Fun.
54:12Christmas movies.
54:15It's for £68,000.
54:17OK.
54:18It's for your charity.
54:19Yeah.
54:20I'm going to read the question, the four possible answers.
54:23Yeah.
54:24And then, in this instance, you only have 30 seconds to frantically discuss between you.
54:29Okey-dokes.
54:30At the end of those 30 seconds, you have to immediately lock it in.
54:33Michael, I feel sick.
54:34Yeah.
54:35I've consumed 9,000 calories worth of goods this Christmas day.
54:39OK.
54:40Vinage, it's you and me, babes.
54:41Hold it in.
54:42Come on, then.
54:43Vinage, we've got this.
54:44We've got this.
54:45This is for the big money.
54:46It's to win the show.
54:47Let's have a look at the question on Christmas movies.
54:51Which of these Christmas films stars Dudley Moore as an elf called Patch?
54:55Santa Claus the movie, Bad Santa, The Santa Claus or Santa Who?
54:59Start the clock, 30 seconds to discuss.
55:00It's not Bad Santa.
55:01No.
55:02Um, Santa Claus the movie.
55:05I'm not going to lie to you, Vinage, I've not seen any of these four films.
55:09OK.
55:10I think we should perhaps go with Santa Claus the movie, then.
55:14I think that might be the old one, maybe?
55:16Yeah.
55:17The Santa Claus feels a bit newer.
55:18That's modern, isn't it?
55:19The Santa Claus, doesn't it?
55:20Santa Who?
55:21Have you even heard of Santa Who?
55:22I haven't heard of Santa Who.
55:23Should we go for Santa Claus the movie?
55:24Let's try that, shall we?
55:25Have you seen it, Vinage?
55:27No.
55:28No, I haven't seen it either.
55:29I've already seen Bad Santa.
55:30What are you locking in?
55:32Need to lock it in now?
55:33Santa Claus the movie.
55:34Has been locked in.
55:35It's for £68,000 for your charity.
55:44You've never seen those movies?
55:47Yeah.
55:48I've never seen any of those four movies.
55:49I've seen one of them.
55:50Viney's seen one of those movies.
55:52So it is a guess.
55:54I feel so sick.
55:56Vinage came bottom of the leaderboard.
55:59I know, I know.
56:00I don't know what happened there.
56:01I know.
56:02You've either won £68,000 for a charity or you are off the wheel.
56:07You cannot return.
56:08It's your only chance to win the show.
56:11Is it Santa Claus the movie?
56:16Have you won tonight's show?
56:19Yeah!
56:20Yeah!
56:21Oh my God!
56:22Come on!
56:36Come on, boys!
56:37Break free!
56:38Break free!
56:39Break free!
56:43Oh, my God!
56:45Oh, my God!
56:47Oh, my God!
56:49Shall I talk with you how I want it?
56:53LAUGHTER
56:55How did we even do that?
56:57Oh, that's amazing. Tell us more about the charity.
56:59It's... They're just... Oh, I'm getting... Oh, no.
57:03They're going to be so delighted with this.
57:05It's Insulate Ukraine, and they're a small outfit.
57:08They're run by three young guys, and they're absolutely brilliant.
57:11This will provide about, I think, about 6,800 windows.
57:15That's amazing. Shutterproof windows on the front line.
57:18Very, very good. Well done, guys!
57:21Well done, Viney!
57:23So, waiting below us is, of course, Richard and Paddy.
57:27We are going to give them £10,000 each for their charity,
57:31the Alderley Hay Children's Hospital and the good company people.
57:35£10,000 each for them, because it's Christmas!
57:38And £68,000 for Mel's charity.
57:44An incredible victory. Well done, all of you.
57:47Merry, merry Christmas to everybody.
57:49Thank you very much. Good night, Bravo!
57:51.
58:00.
58:04.
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