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Coronation Street Season 66 Episode 154
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00:00Satsang with Mooji
00:30excuse me you're telling me that the
00:57woman who loves to sing at any opportunity who organizes drag nights and finger nights and
01:02all that stuff who loves being center of attention all of a sudden it's her birthday
01:07and she doesn't want no fuck i want in the mood
01:10what you're talking about you're always in the mood you are the mood well it's not so jazz
01:20hands when you realize when you realize what my life's not exactly what i thought it'd be
01:27all right at 49 the remix so i didn't really want to fuck right is this because you've
01:34not got a fella no it's not just that
01:40i love my life but sometimes a bit lonely
01:46bob on
01:49right well listen i know that your life might not be where you think it should be right now but i'll
01:58let me tell you you are fantastic and i'm telling you now you've made my life a hundred times better
02:06may i have this dance
02:10hey oh never fear your cake is here
02:18now that cake looks very very heavy it's a very good job that you've got such lovely muscly arms
02:26oh yeah that's right yeah where is todd oh you know you're a bit of a light the way it is gone for a light
02:39then what is she had there anything to drink well that's my point exactly
02:44what's we just wanted to go home oh without saying his goodbye
02:49oh listen don't worry about goodbyes you see him all the time don't you worry little head about time
02:53oh sally spectacular are you dancing because i am asking
02:58why would he cheat on you there's no one fitter than you except me and it's not me
03:08so go on then who is she carl's latest
03:15it's james
03:22james
03:26james bailey
03:28i can't believe this james that sneaky little skank
03:37oh carl's the skank
03:39you blew up your life for him
03:43oh thanks for the reminder
03:45oh what am i gonna do tris
03:47well you can stop being such a sap
03:50and you'll come to the right place for sympathy
03:53no i mean it abby remember who you are
03:56no you're right what am i doing here i should be chucking carl's clothes out the window or i don't know
04:03cutting up his best jacket
04:05no that's amateur you're smarter than that
04:08i'm not though am i
04:09we were putting money aside for our new life in flaming dusseldorf
04:18and i'm putting groceries on credit cards while he's copping off with anyone he likes
04:23right so he's got a nice little nest egg has he for germany a few grand
04:29be a shame if that went missing
04:30what you reckon i should rob it
04:34pay your debts off
04:36buy a fabulous pair of shoes and walk all over him fleece him
04:40i knew there was a reason you and me were mates
04:45do not shed a single tear over him again okay do you hear me
04:50damn right
04:50i've got to go because um i've got some stuff to do
04:55and did you not think to ask me first
05:03i wasn't going to see my mind in the street was i
05:06she's not going to be happy until i'm in the gutter
05:08oh that's not true you two just clash christmas didn't do any good either
05:12that was all her doing
05:13oh i know but
05:15babe she hates my guts
05:17she doesn't
05:19eva take us upstairs would you
05:22today if it's not too much trouble
05:24it is actually you'll have to do it yourself
05:27carefully don't break your neck on the way up
05:29well i'm surprised that hasn't happened to you in those trashy heels
05:32all right enough
05:33this is our home
05:35exactly
05:36no i mean all of ours so can we please just get along
05:40she hasn't even said sorry
05:43well i am sorry i'm sorry you feel so aggrieved
05:47babe that is not an apology
05:49that's the best you're going to get
05:51now can we just move forward please
05:53i'll do a spot of cleaning
05:55stay to the place
05:57seriously
05:58babe babe babe
05:59so how is university for the very very very mature student
06:09oh well you know me
06:11potential barrister
06:13elderly vagrant pub landlady i treat everyone the same
06:18it'd be an awful pity if you got barred wouldn't it
06:21i thought you were studying law not medicine
06:25if you must know this is all about
06:28my grandson's accident well is recovery from the hit and run
06:32mystery of the century
06:34i'd like you to know that this is my life it's not some cheap tv thriller
06:39oh the drama of you
06:41he's still alive isn't he and on the mend
06:47well it would be if he went to his physio if he weren't too scared the stubborn ox
06:52and he doesn't listen to a word you say
06:54maybe it's the way you say it
06:56maybe he's just a stubborn ox who needs to apologize
07:00sometimes you have to
07:02with family
07:04you see if i cancelled the spar i would have lost my hefty deposit you know
07:14who is this bloke any road
07:16andrew scott well he's an amazing actor that me and todd adore but i get that you didn't
07:21want to lose your deposit so it's fine
07:23can you take someone else
07:24well it was kind of more for todd than me but um yeah i'm sure i could find someone
07:30hey i just found this in todd's jacket oh hey hey summer
07:34alert the authorities they found my boyfriend's bone in his jacket
07:37no i'm gonna need it won't it i'm gonna drop it on over to you
07:42oh billy he's sleeping off the hail he doesn't need to be playing candy crush
07:44what if he needs to contact us
07:46no he won't look put it back and i'll reunite it with him when i get home
07:50all right
07:51uh guys guys le cake is up
07:55sorry
08:08this hotel website's really basic
08:25there's barely any reviews
08:26why are you still banging on about this
08:29because it doesn't add up it's like a front or something
08:31but when you spoke to somebody on the phone before you spoke to an actual human and they
08:36said that carla was staying there
08:38yeah but when i try and book it
08:39look
08:40doesn't let me go any further
08:42well then the website designer needs a second
08:46yeah but also when i look at maps
08:48it's a building site
08:51well yeah but i mean
08:53maps they're never like fully up to date are they i mean it's probably just a bit behind or something
08:59do you remember when we went to that boutique hotel in portugal and it was only like half built
09:04yeah i do she was like ten so it was really exciting i was like if i don't laugh i'm gonna cry
09:09can't imagine carla seeing the funny side though no no i think if it turns out to be a dud hotel then she's gonna be chewing my ear off and complaining about it when she gets back
09:17so you reckon i'm making something out of nothing
09:22i'm sure she's by the pool just topping up the tan and eyeing up the talent
09:25oh
09:26don't make a sound
09:30oh i'll knock you out proper this time
09:34please just let me go
09:36i'm like i'm like i'm like i'm some kind of monster but i came back to give you your kidney meds and
09:39look what you did to me
09:41oh
09:43you didn't have to do that it really hurts
09:45you got me locked up in a coven you're the victim
09:50it is what it is
09:52like yeah it's not ideal but i didn't want you to suffer which is why i brought your meds
09:57you can sing for these now
09:59no no becky
10:00please i need them
10:01no
10:02you know this is gonna figure out who you really are
10:06lisa and me know each other inside out
10:13and you can't mess with that
10:15even though you tried
10:17you're so damned
10:19i don't care what you think
10:20because pretty soon you'll be out of the picture
10:23and i'll get my happy ending with my family
10:26if you were gonna kill me you'd have killed me by now
10:32look at you
10:35you're shaking
10:36you're not a killer
10:39you've not got it in you
10:41no
10:43but i don't have to do i
10:48because without meds your body's gonna fail you pretty quickly
10:53so all i have to do
10:56put on this gag
11:02get up
11:09and walk out the door
11:14well it's this or nothing betsy
11:36right come on get the plates out will you
11:39okay mrs krabs
11:40excuse me
11:41hello
11:43we are dishing up stir fry again
11:46are you hungry
11:48yeah starved babes
11:50where have you been all day
11:52i am
11:53you make every question sound like a police interrogation
11:55betsy i don't
11:57i was just concerned
11:58i was just concerned
11:58you know you
11:59you look like death
12:04you all right
12:05oh yeah
12:07i'm just
12:07you know
12:08oh
12:09mum
12:10oh my god
12:11becky
12:11bex
12:12best
12:14becky
12:17becky can you hear me
12:20hey you sit down
12:21i'll get the glove
12:21i should get attacked more often
12:23maybe i should invest in a little nurse's outfit
12:26proper take care
12:27although i do like the sound of that
12:29it's gonna go brilliant
12:30okay
12:31hiya
12:32collection for us born
12:33yeah i'll just grab it
12:34thank you
12:35and here she's outfit
12:37er it was a joke
12:41what are you even doing here
12:42well maybe i just fancied a onion bauzy
12:45so you followed us
12:47us
12:48look i'm sorry will
12:50i know you got it to be missing out on a session but
12:52after what happened to daniel i need to be with him
12:55are you going on that spot
12:56i told you i wouldn't
12:57all right
13:00yeah yeah we're great
13:02er will's just disappointed that i've had to cancel our session tomorrow
13:06committed aren't you
13:07completely
13:08yeah
13:09shall we go then
13:13yeah yeah come on let's gedaddle
13:15thank you
13:15thank you
13:16bye will
13:17bye
13:18i'll erm
13:19i'll message you about rescheduling
13:21ladies
13:24hey
13:29who's lazy now
13:31well what do you want a medal
13:33oh come on don't pretend like you're not impressed
13:36i knew you could do it didn't i
13:39the physio said he's never seen someone come so far in a session
13:43oh you went to the physio in the end did you
13:46er yeah yeah i did
13:47hmm was it helpful
13:49right well you can wipe that look off your face
13:52pity the physio didn't teach you to respect your elders
13:55well it's a pity that my elders don't respect me as well
13:58so
13:59oh
13:59but but i probably
14:01shouldn't have spoke to you the way that i did
14:04well i'll forgive you all right
14:07that's settled what's for tea
14:09what
14:09hang on
14:10have i been played here
14:13possibly
14:14i got you to your session there didn't i
14:16er
14:17he went of his own accord
14:18oh course he did
14:20course he did
14:21listen
14:22listen
14:24you was right
14:24i shall be trying hard
14:26all right
14:28don't ruin it for yourself
14:30straight into the recycling
14:42what is it
14:46er
14:48a few friends of me mums reached out
14:52saying how sorry they were
14:54and i didn't know what to say
14:58and i know that they wanted some heartfelt thing but
15:02you didn't know how
15:05that made me a bad person
15:08no
15:09no grief it's
15:11it's complicated isn't it
15:14you deal how you deal
15:14all the messages just made it real
15:17you know like that's it
15:18like i'm never gonna see her again
15:21and she's gone
15:22it's done
15:25should be proud of you you know
15:30yeah right
15:33following your heart
15:37saving your pennies
15:39to start a new life with a woman you love
15:42and a kid
15:44and we're almost there aren't we
15:47soon we'll be able to buy our tickets
15:50and leave all our ghosts behind
15:52yeah
15:54now you don't sound too keen
15:58you've not blown all the money have you
16:00of course i haven't
16:01and
16:01i am keen
16:03it's just
16:03it's been a weird day hasn't it
16:06yeah it has
16:07does make you think though
16:12about the people you love
16:15you'd do anything for him
16:18would you
16:20what
16:22would you do anything for me
16:25of course i would
16:27happy i don't know what i'd do without you
16:30and you won't have to find out
16:32because you'd have to try very hard to get rid of me
16:37well the doctor said it was concussion
16:46and the wound on the back of your head
16:48that doesn't happen without you noticing does it
16:50what's with the tone she's in a hospital bed
16:53need to know what's going on betsy
16:54what's happened mom
17:01i didn't want to tell you but um i was
17:07i was attacked
17:10oh my god
17:13curses lot
17:14why wouldn't that be the first thing out of your mouth
17:19what i'm completely freak you out
17:21it's me thereafter you might have told me to do one
17:24no of course we wouldn't would we
17:26no
17:27never
17:29we can't just keep ignoring this
17:33and you're right
17:35they've obviously been keeping tabs on you and they clearly know where to find you
17:39yeah yeah we can't just wait around until they do her in
17:41we need to leave
17:43hide out like right now
17:45right you panicking isn't helpful
17:47yeah but we've already lost her once
17:48don't you think i know that
17:49i don't want to lose her again either
17:51yeah then do something
17:52betsy it's all right
17:54i am gonna be all right
17:56elisa i have to go
17:58i need to go to spain
18:00as soon as
18:01we should ramp up the guest deals
18:06people buy more when they think i won't last forever
18:08last forever
18:09nothing does
18:11right yoda
18:11why don't we try another cocktail night
18:15learn from our mistakes
18:17you mean my mistakes
18:18i didn't actually
18:19this is a learning curve for all of us
18:22oh indeed it is
18:24all right what about a luau
18:26i could do pina coladas
18:28my ties
18:28i could dust off my coconuts
18:30oh i know
18:32what about a great gatsby
18:33oh i love the 1920s
18:35and i make the best flapper
18:37just replace the f
18:39you what
18:40oh it was right there
18:42i couldn't resist
18:43come on babe
18:44she's joking
18:46of course i am
18:48friends
18:49yeah
18:51right
18:52can you two ladies get on
18:54after all we're family
18:56maybe i've been a bit oversensitive
19:03but i think ben's right
19:06we are family
19:07and i think if we try hard
19:09we could be so happy here
19:11my son is soft and forgiving
19:14traits that i don't possess
19:16you aborted my grandchild
19:19you lied
19:21to everyone
19:22you lady
19:23will never be
19:24my family
19:25ah
19:26what can i get you there
19:28it's hard
19:44it's hard what have you been
19:47what are you doing
19:48your hands are like
19:50ice
19:51you're dripping wet
19:53yeah i um
19:55i just popped out to get
19:57some um chips
19:59i i want to
20:00have some chips
20:02where are they then
20:03what
20:04the chips
20:05oh um
20:06todd your
20:07your lips are turning blue
20:09how long have you been out here
20:10i feel the cold don't i
20:12i think you all said you'd
20:14you'd had too much to drink
20:15i did
20:17no
20:18you'd had
20:19one pint
20:20at most you weren't drunk
20:21i was
20:22i
20:24i saw how he
20:25seemed with you when
20:26when you left
20:27i i um
20:30i've been insensitive
20:31and um
20:32he called me on it
20:33that that was all
20:34so what
20:35he locked you out the flat
20:37no
20:38of course not
20:39well so then
20:39can you explain to me why you're out here in the freezing cold wet through with no coat on looking like you're
20:44one
20:45icy drink away from hypothermia
20:47and save me the lies about the chips
20:49all right yeah we did have a bit of a tiff
20:55at the party
20:56and then i i went for a walk just to clear my head
21:01about what
21:02none of your business
21:05all right i i'll i'll go back home and everything will be
21:09all right i
21:10it just
21:12it gets a bit
21:13a bit what
21:16he has
21:21certain
21:22expectations
21:24of
21:25a relationship
21:26that's all
21:27and i'm
21:28you know i'm like i'm
21:31selfish
21:32inconsiderate
21:34kind
21:34loving
21:36loyal
21:36feels lucky to have you
21:40what is
21:43key to my flat
21:45take it
21:46for next time
21:48i've got here but
21:54no
21:54time
21:56no
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