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00:00oh welcome thank you very much thank you very much welcome oh that's kind of you i was welcome
00:14to the daily show they were applauding before the show as a uh an homage to the man show i was
00:18bouncing on a trampoline and uh i'm john stewart coming up on today's show ice cube will be joining
00:27us lewis yes thank you miss lewis black stacy grenrock woods profiles a music legend and i'm
00:33gonna tell you how to make a three-minute egg it's a cooking segment i'm gonna tell you how to make a
00:37three-minute egg in under 90 seconds don't ask me how just thank me or change the channel i really
00:45don't know what to do but first headlines
00:56ex-dictator augusto pinochet deemed too sick to stand trial his victims deemed too dead to be witnesses
01:05british doctors have ruled that general augusto pinochet is unfit to stand trial which means the
01:11former chilean dictator could avoid extradition to spain and to trial for crimes against his own
01:16people though pinochet appears frail and weak neighbors have reported he's been taking roofing
01:22jobs on top of his disability payments pinochet's legacy is a brutal one of murder and kidnapping
01:29and the chilean people were outraged by the court's decision
01:40well i i'm sure the decision incurred the wrath of chile's youth
01:51i'm not sure i understand those people actually these are young chileans recreating a popular dance
01:57during pinochet's regime only back then the dancers were chained together and had electrodes attached
02:02to their nipples bill clinton wisely extends protected land around grand canyon the gorge not
02:09the movie with a stroke of a pen president clinton turned the grand canyon's northern rim into a national
02:15monument yesterday setting aside 1500 square miles of rugged pristine land with a
02:21crate and barrel desk in the middle of it this whole area of our national life has been very very
02:29important to me keep in mind i grew up in a national park which of course explains why all of his
02:39his girlfriends look like bears
02:51kids love a good bear joke clinton went on to wax poetically about his surroundings saying quote
02:58today i watched the sunrise over the canyon for the first time watching the interplay of the changing
03:03light against the different layers and colors of the canyon clinton was then knocked from the podium by an
03:09excited maya angelou who jumped from the bushes and exclaimed oh great light ever changing what
03:14beautiful layers are the rise rise great beacon of light rise
03:23president theodore roosevelt created the grand canyon national monument with the antiquities act of 1906
03:29president carter used the law to preserve sections of alaskan wilderness in the 1970s
03:33and in the late 80s president bush oversaw the preservation of alaska's coastline using millions
03:38of gallons of protective lubricating oil
03:43andrew lloyd weber buys 10 theaters vows to make london's storied west end as crappy as broadway
03:50andrew lloyd weber the man who put the jesus christ in jesus christ superstar
03:57briefly changed career bonnets monday purchasing 10 theaters in london's west end
04:02seriously though i'm a huge aspects of love fan
04:07among the theaters acquired by lloyd weber are the lyric the garrick and the apollo which like
04:12its american namesake has a saturday amateur night where streetwise stand-ups make hilarious
04:17observations about how scottish people dance differently than the welsh
04:22throughout his career lloyd weber has been accused of stealing from
04:25the work of such operatic composers as puccini listen for example to this excerpt from puccini's
04:31aria un bel d
04:44now listen very closely to the ballad rum tum tugger a selection from lloyd weber's masterwork cats
04:50that was me and heat actually he's the sexy blend of stalin and sting women swoon over his silky
05:19voice and broken english now stacy grenrock woods takes us way behind the music with this ukrainian
05:25superstar alexander chris chinko
05:28alexander chris chinko he's the ukrainian sensation who's rocked the world
05:44alexander chris chris chinko was not always a household name we caught up with the superstar in
06:06his winter hideaway he told us how as a boy in the ukraine he hit it big early with the eastern block rock
06:12sensation typhoon who would you compare typhoon to joe cocker joe cocker joe cocker joe cocker yeah
06:24what about the eagles yeah jethro tall yeah yes yes what about deep purple oh yeah and
06:33do purple is perfect do purple have garmonia group sadly alexander couldn't keep harmony among the band
06:48members but with ukrainians still screaming for the prison chinko sound he went solo and the legend was
06:54born
07:00after that it was the all too familiar tale of endless touring bull wrestling and girls girls girls
07:07number one fan marianne bohatch we went backstage and he was just the cutest little thing so you got
07:14to go backstage yes we got to go backstage so did he just pick you out of the crowd yes exactly but
07:21something was missing life in the fast lane left him empty so alexander decided to make a change
07:28and set out for the music capital of the world why grand rapids this difficult find job about music
07:37for immigration people i'll need to see your green card i i have green card alexander's new manager
07:45henry booth yet what do you think of him as an artist i'm not real sure i haven't heard his music
07:52how could you be his manager if you've never heard his music well because i don't manage him in the uh
07:58in the music business i manage him in the restaurant business and with his new gig as a busboy at the
08:04grand rapids best western alexander's career is hitting new highs
08:14and he's found love american style he wed his favorite groupie who's had to come to terms with
08:21being married to a sex symbol so you don't mind if they hang on him no and and they kiss them too and
08:27i don't mind i really don't mind for alexander krisenchenko it's been a long and winding road to the top
08:35but he'll never forget his roots back in the ussr we should know it a cove smirnova
08:41yeah thank you very much stacy we'll be right back with ice cube welcome back to the show coming up we
09:03got four minutes with your ice cube but first other news
09:11english scientists invent robotic baby can actual human babies be far behind
09:21here's something even creepier than robin williams mawkish stare and bicentennial man
09:27a british special effects company has successfully created the first robotic baby called game boy
09:33which is it's good news for millions of loving but barren robot couples
09:39game boy has already landed his first acting gig an ad for a dutch computer company let's take a look
09:59wow if that doesn't make you want to buy computers then maybe you just hate robotic babies
10:04with its silicone skin and over 16 facial expressions game boy is virtually glitch free
10:13unless you use your cell phone and microwave at the same time then it turns
10:16into an unstoppable killing machine
10:22a company spokesman says it is difficult to make a life-size baby particularly when girls are so stuck up
10:28what we've got here is a baby that the um different thing about this is that it's uh
10:35a baby that's real size indeed the baby is very realistic looking particularly if you've left your
10:44child locked in a truck on a hot day while you and your buddy go out looking for indian arrowheads
10:49that was other news please welcome ice cube
11:08all right yeah nice to see you again what's up how are you now uh what's the name of this movie again
11:14uh next friday uh-huh and what oh that's very nice yeah did they they let you keep that yeah
11:21yeah you know you're the writer producer director star you're the whole cheese in this thing i know
11:26so i get a little i get a little some at least a t-shirt don't you think maybe a hat i i cannot tell
11:31you how much i can't imagine you writing a comedy at home well you know uh it's i got a big sense of
11:40humor you know so i'm always uh you know i'm always cracking jokes i got a dark sense of humor though
11:45i would imagine so so but i imagine like the the balance of that i had no idea but uh uh the first
11:52friday very funny yeah and then so there's just sort of the follow-up uh adventures of this thing oh
11:57yeah you know i got a little funny bone in me and this friday is it's cool it take off where the other
12:01one uh ended and uh man this is that one ended actually on saturday if you remember yeah yeah yeah uh
12:07so this is this is the next week yeah this next week all right that's good but in a way it it shows
12:12you what happened in the last it takes all the characters this this movie actually don't you think
12:16to a certain extent launched chris tucker yeah to some extent you gotta say it's the first time i
12:21think america had a chance to really see his uh see how good he is how many takes did you take of
12:25that girl licking your face uh five five takes you are the director is that who's auntie sugar is that
12:34based on somebody you know oh well she's actually my uncle's girlfriend who wants to be his wife
12:40so she's saying that she's you know aunt sugar but she's actually girlfriend sugar uh-huh yeah and
12:45i've always found the best uh way to a man's heart is is to lick his nephew's face yeah i think that's
12:52that's always nice i think that'll do it how was your uh uh christmas and new year's all right
12:56yeah it was cool you know uh did you get any uh any video games yeah you know i got my dreamcast
13:01you know anybody got dreamcast nobody got some some oh man come on you got to get up on dreamcast
13:06i do my i don't have the dreamcast i'm i'm afraid to have it in my house because it i saw the
13:12commercial and at the end of it it goes it's thinking yeah freaked you out what's it thinking
13:18about yeah i think i'm gonna kill this guy you know i don't know what he's saying i'm afraid of it
13:23great games though oh yeah yeah you know i'm into the basketball i'm into the football do you have
13:28the fight we have uh uh here we got the fighting game the uh uh what is that called the fighting
13:34ready to rumble did he work for you no no no it's the guys you know the one guy uh what did you call
13:42soul caliber with the guy with the and he gets in and he just jumps on you and then at the end he does
13:48this when he beats you you don't have that one no that might have been a dream i had um
13:55um i do mine on my on my computer but i find it's addictive like all i do is sit there and and play
14:00him oh yeah i'll be out there for about you know i'm three hours three three hours i gotta play and
14:07you know i uh i end up canceling meetings and stuff it's kind of bad it's kind of bad how do you explain
14:14that to i i have to kill this guy i'm sorry i'm at i'm at level eight and i have to get 30 kills man
14:20call me back damn it they haven't now you can get on on the internet you can go and fight other guys
14:27on the internet yeah you can get on your game thing yeah you know you can get you know the
14:31little kitty porn guys and kill their ass i i don't i don't have that game i uh uh but i'm excited next
14:40friday opens on uh wednesday yeah next friday opens actually today on wednesday does it really yeah
14:46is today wednesday yeah today is wednesday that's good that's when your show is going to air oh is it
14:54i had no idea ice cube ladies and gentlemen
15:06welcome back to the show folks you know in a uh a continuing uh uh effort that we do here on the
15:11show to get feedback between audience and and show i've just been informed ice cube is no heather graham
15:18now i i uh interestingly enough i often confuse them but uh thanks for setting me straight
15:27a lot of stuff happens in a week if a news story falls through the cracks
15:30lewis black catches it for a segment we call back in black
15:34another republican debate riveting these guys are great if you need sleep i'm telling you now i'll
15:49never make it to november maybe i just need some old-time religion to get me going like these filipinos
15:57who are going wild over the statue of the black nazarene now this is a rapture i mean when was the
16:04last time you saw a group of born-again's wave their underwear in joy and everybody knows there's
16:11nothing more spiritual than a mosh pit more subdued are these tibetan buddhists here they are giving each
16:19other a little head no wonder they're the biggest religious sect over there still i'm a little disappointed
16:26with their gym you think they would do better and after a day of worship why not head to taiwan's
16:33newest tourist attraction a huge bistro has opened on top of the country's biggest garbage incinerator
16:41where 2 000 tons of waste are burned every day talk about ambiance anyway diners chow down on roast
16:51pigeon shark fin soup and the world's biggest salad bar get the cherry tomato i want the cherry tomato
17:01a real plus is that the restaurant rotates so folks can get a whiff of all of the odors
17:08you can't beat the view i can see 75 other garbage dumps from here
17:13and here's yet another satisfied customer i can't wait to tell my colleagues about the restaurant
17:21at the incinerator i think it's a great idea talk about a culinary treat but at least we finally
17:29know what happened to linda tripp's old face
17:37finally in virginia they're taking care of some human garbage by putting tire boots on the cars of
17:44deadbeat parents the boots come in colors depending on whether the child is a boy or a girl or in this
17:50case gay but of course some idiots disagree why not just take these people out in public time up to a
17:58post and throw rotten fruit at them shut the hell up that's exactly what we should be doing ass
18:07john thank you very much my friend
18:16that's the daily show for wednesday january 12 2000 recapping our top stories
18:22don't get this guy started with the genital mutilation in my day stories
18:28if you're throwing a hang in there baby kitty poster it's an exact replica of my office
18:36but not as funny
18:40this kid's got to be hell on nipples
18:42now here it is your moment of zen
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