00:00Wow! Who is this little friendly fellow?
00:03This is Hopper. I know he can seem a little aggressive,
00:06but he loves surprise kisses, so get your face in there.
00:09Oh, that kind of behavior is just reflective of poor ownership.
00:14Okay, meeting adjourned. Meeting adjourned.
00:18Frank, the dog has got to go.
00:20Don't you worry, buddy. We'll figure something out.
00:22But for now, it's not so bad.
00:25Those scary people coming around the corner to startle you.
00:29All these tennis balls you can dream of.
00:37Nope. Done. We're not doing this. Come on.
00:39We already saw this wall of giant dogs.
00:42Hopper. Hopper. Hopper. Please, stop. Hopper.
00:49You are so powerful.
00:50There's no way that word means the same thing in your native language.
00:54You like that cherry, baby?
00:56Don't use my dog in your foreplay.
00:58There is good in this dog, but he's in the wrong environment.
01:01I assume you live very much alone in a sad one-bedroom?
01:05Would a sad one-bedroom have a burgundy accent wall in its kitchen-slash-living room?
01:09Burgundy is a trigger color for most dogs and most people.
01:12You're wearing burgundy.
01:13I can sense when a dog is not thriving.
01:16It's a working-class breed.
01:18It needs space and stimulation.
01:21And I know justice spot.
01:23Are you going to say your house?
01:24I'm going to say my mansion,
01:25which is a limited-time offer that expires in five.
01:27Pass.
01:28Hopper's exactly where he belongs.
01:29Oh, really?
01:30Because he just left you ten seconds ago.
01:31Eat the yogurt, not the lady.
01:34Love an active culture for you.
01:36Just eat the yogurt.
01:37What are you doing?
01:38You're not supposed to eat that.
01:40What happens next time this is a child?
01:46Or worse, a famous person.
01:50You need to give me the dog.
01:53Frank, clearly your snaps are magic and they do seem to have a rapport.
01:57You're just jealous because Hopper asks nothing of me and I give him everything.
02:00You two have a level of intimacy that I'm a little bit jealous of,
02:03but I really do think it's the best thing for Hopper and for all of us.
02:09Yeah, could somebody maybe help me down because I think my vertigo is kicking in.
02:12Cherise, not where Hopper can see.
02:21Sorry, man.
02:22I know that was tough.
02:23You want to grab a beer and talk about it?
02:26I would, but everyone's already gone home.
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