00:04You gotta push!
00:06I am pushing!
00:07Put your hands above your head!
00:09I am!
00:12Perfect execution.
00:15Okay, I'm up here.
00:17Break your hand. Break your hand!
00:19My relationship's exposed.
00:21I'm being blackmailed, committing a crime.
00:24Caffeine's a gateway drug, Frank.
00:26Oh, here they are.
00:27This is it.
00:33And preloaded.
00:47Shred.
00:48Frank, that was too close.
00:50We can't keep going.
00:51Stop!
00:54Stop!
00:54I can't stop!
00:57I asked you to leave.
00:59He asked you to leave.
01:02Now you don't get to leave.
01:04Now you don't get to...
01:05Johnny, let me have my moment.
01:07Sorry.
01:07Now you don't get to leave.
01:08And swarm.
01:09Unbelievable.
01:10Frank, swarm?
01:19All I wanted was a little bit of lunch with my bro.
01:22Soup.
01:23Half a sandwich.
01:24Regular stuff.
01:26And now I'm here.
01:27Prisoner of a war I wanted no part of.
01:29We are all prisoners in the war against bureaucracy.
01:32I'm glad you're finally figuring that out.
01:34Look upon my things.
01:37Look upon my beautiful things in despair.
01:42Yeah, I'm pretty sure this counts as kidnapping!
01:46I mean, I don't want to victim blame, but we did break in.
01:49It's kind of a legal wash.
01:50The squeakless dry erase markers.
01:52Magnets so strong they could hold up even your ego.
01:56And it could have all been yours if you just filled out the proper paperwork.
02:04Arnie, it's Emily from Precinct 22.
02:07Thank you so much for calling me instead of the police.
02:09And I'm so sorry about Shred and Frank.
02:12It was disappointing.
02:14Oh, it is definitely disappointing.
02:16And I certainly hope it won't affect what I feel is a wonderful working relationship.
02:23You put in for the Copenhagen label maker, didn't you?
02:27Yes, I did. And I am excited.
02:33Yep, that's the one. That's me.
02:35I filled it out in blue ballpoint ink, just like you requested.
02:48Realistically, I'm looking at 2027, aren't I?
02:50If things break your way.
02:59haha
03:00For now
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