00:00So I had a crazy idea. For lunch, instead of going to a bar and watching TV like we usually
00:05do,
00:05we get a booth, maybe make a little eye contact, talk about the...
00:09Shred, we're not going to lunch. We have our most dangerous assignment.
00:12What?
00:12Acquiring a state-issued $8 stapler without paperwork.
00:15Emily specifically said not to talk to Arnie.
00:18You know, blind devotion to me used to be your greatest quality, but something changed.
00:22Something shifted. Like, when did you start drinking espresso?
00:25I'm very cosmopolitan, actually.
00:27You think that focaccia is a country. Six espresso shots is Emily's unhinged order.
00:33No, no, no. T'was but a barista's error.
00:37And another thing. You used to spend, I'd say, 80% of our truck rides pining over Emily,
00:41but now that you're both single, not a peep.
00:44No, I'm just over her, man. Okay? Like, I watched her blow her nose and look at it. It was
00:49freaking gross.
00:51Does espresso make you sweat? Is that...
00:54What?
00:55Where'd you get that?
00:56From home.
00:56That's like an adult, regular bandage.
00:59You only wear Ninja Turtles.
01:01Whose is that?
01:03Mine?
01:04Emily's.
01:06You're having secret sex with the boss.
01:14I'll take that as confirmation.
01:15I'll take that as well.
01:16I'll do your time, Peter.
01:16I'll take that as owl traffic.
01:17I'll take that as well.
01:17I'll take that as warm.
01:18Oh, thank goodness.
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