00:00Attention all trucks, you are never gonna guess what I'm about to tell you.
00:04Oh my god, are we merging precincts again?
00:07No, guys, there is a new movie coming out about animal control.
00:10And the star really wants to play the role accurately, so
00:13he's coming here today to shadow one of you.
00:16Oh yeah, what washed up box office boys and
00:18canceled wannabe wants to grace him?
00:20It's Bradley Boyd.
00:21Bradley Boyd, the action star of the defuser franchise?
00:25The only thing he can't defuse is himself.
00:29Is himself, yeah, because he's a live wire, so it works on two levels.
00:33No, I get it, I get it.
00:35He's gonna shadow me, I claim it, and
00:36I will fight anyone on this, especially Templeton.
00:39Hey Emily, any other big announcements you wanna make today over the radio?
00:45I don't know, I think having a movie star at the office is pretty neato mosquito.
00:49Americans are so obsessed with celebrities.
00:52Nobody bothers famous people in New Zealand.
00:53That's cuz you don't have any.
00:55Yeah, we do, and when I see Brian Sargent at the fish and chip shop,
00:58I leave him alone.
01:00Hello, he played Trevor the rat in Meet the Feebles.
01:04Totally, totally, totally.
01:05Um, hey Templeton, can I see you in my office for a second?
01:08Uh, actually anything you have to say to me, you can say loudly to all.
01:13Okay, well your prescriptions are at Bettany's desk,
01:16but I'd prefer if you stop forwarding them to the office.
01:18They get mixed in with the dog meds and all of the dogs are aroused.
01:24Copy.
01:25Oh, hi.
01:31Oh, for God's sake, he's an actor, not the Pope.
01:33He disarmed the Pope and diffuser four, white smoke, black smoke.
01:36He's here.
01:37Bradley Boyd, he's here.
01:41Dammit, that's mine.
01:42You can't own a post in public domain.
01:44Hey, high five.
01:46All right.
01:46Um, everyone, I'd like to introduce you to Mr. Bradley Boyd.
01:52It is an honor.
01:54Hi, Frank Shaw, former detective.
01:57I don't typically gush, but, uh, I like your movies.
02:00Frank is one of our most capable officers, and he'll be showing you around today.
02:04Now, my knowledge of animals is limited, even though I did diffuse an exploding python in a
02:09TikTok promo.
02:11I know you're used to a lot of action, but get ready to see some crazy stuff.
02:15I'm talking apex predators.
02:18You.
02:19I love your energy, baby.
02:24Straight guys are so gay.
02:30I love you.
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