00:00So, a volunteer said the donkey got spooked when a patient rang the done with chemo bell.
00:08Tom.
00:12Hope this isn't contagious.
00:15Hello there, you rough draft of a horse.
00:18There you go.
00:20Alright. Nice.
00:22This place sticks.
00:24Nothing good on the TV.
00:25And what the hell keeps beeping?
00:27It can't be.
00:30It's definitely him.
00:31Yeah.
00:32What happened, Dad?
00:33Nothing. I just love hanging around in hospitals.
00:36I had a heart attack, you boob.
00:39Papa Shaw, no. Are you okay?
00:42I'm gonna be fine.
00:43Shoot, maybe we get a second opinion.
00:45You can ask your new girlfriend here.
00:47Where's that classic Shaw family love language?
00:50Hey.
00:50I'm gonna call Patrick. I assume you were too proud to notify any of your other children?
00:54I'm not proud of anything involving my children.
00:57You know, it's weird that someone with a charcoal porquette for a heart could even have a heart attack.
01:01Yeah, a lot of love being hurled around in here.
01:04Can you get that ass out of my room?
01:07You're gonna have to be more specific.
01:09Yeah. Are you okay?
01:11I brought you a canna lily. It's mom's favorite.
01:13I said you get those at the same drugstore you buy your tampons?
01:16Thanks for coming. He needed a fresh target.
01:19Good news, Mr. Shaw. Your numbers have stabilized, so we're gonna discharge you.
01:23Oh, hey. Let the healing begin. You sure you don't need to keep them for like a month or two?
01:29Yeah, we'll sign off on any unnecessary exams and probes.
01:32The nurses have made it very clear. If we don't discharge them as soon as possible, they will strike.
01:35Wow. Been from a den. He's a church and now a hospital. Kind of on a hot streak.
01:39Whatever. I'm going home. Little miss, you get my trousers and look away.
01:46You should make a full recovery, but it'll need to be monitored. I suggest you stay with one of you
01:50for the week.
01:52Not it. Nose goes.
01:54Rock, paper, scissors. That's not a five.
01:56Rock, paper, scissors, shoot. Rock, paper, scissors, shoot. Rock, paper, scissors, shoot.
02:00Smart guy would do paper right now. Then do it, smart guy. Rock, paper, scissors, shoot.
02:05Ow.
02:07Come on. This is our father that we're talking about.
02:10You're right. This isn't a game.
02:12First one to the medical waste bin around the corner wins.
02:15Okay. I don't agree with anything that brought us here, but I love a competition.
02:19On your marks. And...
02:21Go!
02:27Eat that!
02:29Ow!
02:39I hope you enjoy editing bed paint!
02:42Oh!
02:48I win!
02:49Yeah, only because I got dored.
02:51Doesn't matter. Cause you have to take that! You have to take that!
02:55Ow.
02:58Oh!
02:59Oh!
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