00:00Good morning, Seattle, and welcome to Old Town's 17th annual Wiener Parade.
00:06We've got food trucks, we've got marching bands, and of course, the Wiener Queen.
00:11At 17 years old, Her Majesty is the longest living wiener in Washington's history.
00:17I don't like one bit of this. Something feels off.
00:20You just say that every time we experience whimsy.
00:23No, a parade is no place for whimsy. Whimsy is for college improv teams before they all have sex with
00:27each other, ruining the dynamic.
00:29Deems, this is Ace. I've got a pocket queen. Check in. Is everything go pathetic?
00:33No, it's your worst nightmare, Frank. People are having fun.
00:36Yeah, everything's cool. It's all that and a bag of chips.
00:39You want to eat something, Vinny's?
00:46Put your hands together for the Memorial High School marching band, the Fighting Badgers.
00:52For the love of God, no. Dachshunds hunt badgers. It's in their DNA.
00:56Along with short legs and back problems.
01:02Take your hat off. Show him you're a man.
01:07Take your hat off.
01:10Take him. I need to take him.
01:15Where are you?
01:16I lost the queen. She's old and blind. She doesn't stand a chance.
01:20I got eyes on the queen. Unfortunately, she's in the middle of a sausage party.
01:23And we're all invited.
01:26I saved the queen!
01:29I mean, it's a dog, but still!
01:32Dressed like a queen!
01:34It's peeing all over me!
01:36I won't be the dad!
01:36What if you want, the king!
01:39T hey!
01:42Hey!
01:43Get rid of me!
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