00:00I don't like one bit of this. Something feels off.
00:02I just say that every time we experience whimsy.
00:06No, a parade is no place for whimsy. Whimsy is for college improv teams before they all have sex with
00:10each other, ruining their dynamic.
00:15Put your hands together for the Memorial High School Marching Band, the Fighting Badgers!
00:21For the love of God, no. Dachshunds hunt badgers. It's in their DNA, along with short legs and back problems.
00:31Take your head off! Show him you're a man!
00:36Take your head off!
00:39Take him! I need to take him!
00:44Where are you?
00:45I lost the Queen. She's old and blind. She doesn't stand a chance.
00:49I got eyes on the Queen. Unfortunately, she's in the middle of a sausage party, and we're all invited.
00:55I saved the Queen!
00:58I mean, it's a dog, but still, dressed like a queen, it's peeing all over me!
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