Peep Show: Chuck is Missing?

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Chuck slept in today and no one on the show had heard from him or were able to get a hold of him. He did eventually show up and explains what happened to him this morning.

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00:00we're gonna have to put a missing persons thing in on chuck i think so

00:10this is i mean this has never happened before i've called him like 20 times at least so i'm

00:16just i tried to call him too just on the air of like just in case oh man i'm not i haven't tried

00:22to call him i've texted him but he must be out cold like he never does this i know i mean he's

00:29done this but i don't know he's been late many many times but he's never not reached out to let

00:35us know that hopefully he's okay yeah right yeah i'm just i'm doing i'm trying i'm gonna try and

00:41see he'll be real happy to talk to me he needs to have an emergency no went to voicemail i can hear

00:47it that's because i'm calling him oh okay well anyways the search for chuck is on anyone knows

00:53where he is let us know man the longer it takes the less funny it gets you know no you're right

00:58because i'm like the more what's going on maybe he has a lady maybe so that lasts so hard

01:06i didn't mean to laugh so hard maybe it's a lady maybe at a wild night maybe you never know

01:13it's single chuck yeah could be you're right could be a wild wednesday he's not used to it

01:19just exhausted him i don't know it's like it's something fun that he could be doing

01:26wild orgy yeah you're right who knows

01:29chuck's not here today he was in a wild orgy

01:33a witch put a spell on him yeah oh true yeah well chuck's idea of an orgy is two porn videos at once

01:39again we haven't seen him or heard from him no hoping we do soon hopefully makes it to the show

01:48today yeah i mean it's not looking good right no it's really not time goes on it's gonna take him

01:53a long time to get here yep almost an hour look out

01:56it is dave and chuck the freak with you on this thursday the 4th of april and look who made it

02:05it's chuck the freak yeah you know i thought i should just uh get some beauty sleep

02:10feel well rested tomorrow not to not enough uh listen you son of a bitch you actually worried

02:18us yeah we were actually really worried oh come on no honestly because you've never slept in that

02:23long i've never done that many times over the years but never to the point where we couldn't

02:30reach you yes and then it was funny at first and then as we went on it was like okay

02:35this isn't funny yeah well i think i called you 35 times or something that's where i'm like

02:40that's crazy yeah that's crazy i'm really calling uh yeah well that was before he turned

02:46up missing yeah he just calls me all the time 35 times in the morning just always talking a bit

02:53of a dainty stalker yeah but you're good you just slipped in uh yeah no uh i slept in and then

03:00i was explaining to i've explained it to everybody singularly one at a time but um uh basically what

03:08has happened is so i have a daughter that nothing matters to her it doesn't matter that we're doing a

03:16show it doesn't matter that it doesn't matter if she needs to get a hold of me right now it's time in

03:25fact me talking about this problem might be dangerous okay but my phone would just go off

03:31during like during the show like you'd see facetime facetime call facetime call i'm like oh my god

03:37i'm trying to do a show it's distracting yeah so one of those times that that happened i was like you

03:43know what you know what would be a really smart thing to do i'll just set up an automatic

03:49block of everything like do not disturb for the whole allotment of the show right from when we

03:58start talking to when the end we are done talking which which also puts a problem into the show when

04:05we're trying to communicate by text to you like dave you tell you something i get nothing yeah i get

04:11i wouldn't check it anyway from dave uh that's great but but uh yes so my phone is is off during

04:19during the show time well if you sleep in to when the show starts then there's no way to get a hold

04:29of you but i thought if you call back a couple times it does push only if only if i had you in like

04:34people i like if i have to add you to people i like oh you made jason so sad i guess that's a big reveal

04:43no in fact i didn't no no no i didn't know i didn't even know that until lisa was like oh well

04:49you just add people to favorites and then they can call like two if they call like two times then it

04:54lets them through i'm like was there a crazy orgy last night that was the debate

04:59that was one of my theories not the orgy but that yeah she said sex and i went orgy oh my god you

05:07should have heard dave laugh when she said you had sex last night yeah my god what is

05:12honestly it would have been more likely i died i was trying to take that the stress of the situation

05:22way more likely i was dead what i was like oh gosh this is serious we haven't heard from him what

05:28if something happened but i'm like well maybe that's so i did because i got really worried i

05:32had to reach out to family and say hey can someone check on him well luckily my family lives like right

05:37around the corner yeah that's right good and so when stella came in like hey buttercup were you

05:43freaked out that she came in and woke you up i couldn't really process what was happening what was

05:48going on but she was really good because once i like sort of like alive well she's she instantly was

05:55like you have slept in dave has contacted us and has told you to get up you must take a shower and get

06:03to work and i'm like it's like you live in an old folks thank you yes it is every day they're like

06:12your name is chuck your name is chuck i know you don't know us but we are your family

06:18huh what who are you

06:25oh shoot yeah i didn't want to alarm and i thought oh my god he could hate me for this

06:31no oh no no really it came down to like we were worried that we were worried you guys so many people

06:37court was manning the phones and just like everyone was worried wanted us to send the cops

06:42no oh god thank god we didn't send the cops thank god we went with family thank god for a second this

06:51show was rational yes we're generally not no generally fire department honestly it's because

06:59we were on the air so i had to slyly do stuff while we were still talking oh yeah i know it's tough i

07:04don't know if we can speak to court because i'd love to know what we haven't done this in a while

07:08here court were people really worried i don't know if they were going crazy oh there he is

07:13hey court hello yeah they were very concerned a lot of diabetics calling in oh i bet yeah i bet

07:22my a1c just just so that diabetics know my a1c is 4.7 okay so oh my god do the a1c dance

07:33i don't know what is it something about my a1c oh there's a there's a commercial about a1c i can't

07:43dance too much oh i know that's the that's the damn jardians commercial as well is it really there's

07:48this this large red-headed woman i see her every day come on i gotta learn this she's dancing about

07:55her a1c through the office i didn't know i was supposed to be dancing you have to do a dance

08:00oh she does a dance well i'll have to learn it so diabetics were calling in that's diabetics

08:06i am better off than most and people looking for a job oh this is yeah oh they're like oh

08:13i can do it oh wow it's a lot of my hands there you go you're doing it it's not bad it's not i can

08:32i can't do it oh you gotta dance with a postman too oh what has happened to our show

08:40hey does it give me diarrhea yeast infections oh yeah i got those no this will cause an infection

08:50in your taint that'll kill you oh wow your gooch there you go

08:55yeah i gotta get a nice flowery dress and really dance it up a lot of arms you gotta get

09:04look you don't already have one yeah you're right i gotta put it on see that's the old one there's a

09:09newer one with a red-headed lady that dances through the office they use the same song

09:15so i will just say for my diabetic uh followers and friends uh i'm doing great on that front let's

09:24check chucks a1c number and for hey hold on and for my who i call my cholesterol pack

09:32yo cholesterol pack my cholesterol is also looking great hey triglycerides squad what up triglycerides

09:42perfect what else you need what else you want to know is your blood pressure good blood pressure

09:48that's a little high that's a family thing

09:55i'm on drugs for that god you really are living in a nursing home yep i was 130 i was 130 over 74

10:03time for your medication a little bit high but i you know i'm getting there

10:09i'll come in later prop you up with some pillows and feed you soup yeah i take some soup

10:13applesauce yeah well no i could oh yeah you could now i can i got a little leeway nonetheless we're

10:20happy you're fine and yes i'm alive yeah i am also happy to be alive yes absolutely we were you did

10:26worry us your best

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