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00:00Tonight on my big show, world champion dance player Luke Littler helps us with a big surprise.
00:26Miranda Hart plays Remember Me. There's music from Callum Scott and Tony Hadley helps Frank Heather Small in The Unexpected Star, star of the show.
00:37Ladies and gentlemen, it's the big show. Please welcome your host, Michael McIntyre.
00:56I like that.
01:01What are you?
01:05CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
01:10Callum!
01:13CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
01:17CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
01:21Very good.
01:26Bravo.
01:33Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.
01:37Welcome to my big show.
01:39CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
01:44Where, of course, you'll have big stars, big looks and even bigger surprises.
01:52But first, it is time for my brand-new favourite game in the whole wide world,
01:56Remember Me!
01:58CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
02:04So, in our lifetimes, we, each and every one of us, meet 80,000 people.
02:12But how many of them do we actually remember?
02:15Tonight, I'm going to be joined by a celebrity guest,
02:17and I'm going to reunite them with some people from their past.
02:20It could be anyone.
02:23From their childhood babysitter, to their old math teacher,
02:27a holiday romance, the window cleaner,
02:29or even a relative's husband, whose name they always forget.
02:33LAUGHTER
02:34So, who is going to play the game tonight?
02:37Well, I can tell you that she was born in Torquay.
02:43CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
02:44On the 14th of December in 1972.
02:47Aw! There she is.
02:50So, let's find out what she looks like today.
02:53Please welcome the phenomenal, the fabulous, Miranda Hart!
02:58CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
03:12That's a good song.
03:13Yeah?
03:14That's a good song.
03:15Miranda!
03:16Miranda!
03:17I'm very, very tall!
03:19I'll join you!
03:20Hello!
03:21Oh, it's so nice to see you.
03:22That was a bit weird.
03:23LAUGHTER
03:24But I hope you felt the love.
03:25I felt the love in the room.
03:26An incredible amount of love for Miranda!
03:28CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
03:29Oh, it's so nice to see you.
03:30That was a bit weird.
03:32LAUGHTER
03:33But I hope you felt the love.
03:34I felt the love in the room.
03:35An incredible amount of love for Miranda!
03:36LAUGHTER
03:45APPLAUSE
03:46So, you're going to have to remember all the people from your life.
03:49OK.
03:50How are you with people and remembering them?
03:52Well, I always say, and this might be proved wrong,
03:54but I always say I never forget a face.
03:56OK.
03:57This is good, then.
03:58You should be amazing at this game.
03:59I should!
04:00So, what about us?
04:01Do you remember when we first met?
04:03Erm, yes.
04:04Wait for this, guys.
04:05Oh.
04:06The Royal Box at Wimbledon.
04:07Oh, the Robo.
04:08Yeah, the Robo.
04:09Well, you're the person who called it the Robo,
04:11and I've called it the Robo ever since.
04:13The Robo.
04:14But did you get invited back?
04:15Yes.
04:16Oh, OK.
04:19All right, so, anybody can pop up.
04:22Anybody.
04:23And they're going to pop out from there.
04:24You're going to sit up in the...
04:26Oh, in the Robo.
04:27We've got our own Robo.
04:28I'm in my own Robo.
04:29We've got a Robo for you.
04:30Thank you very much.
04:32OK.
04:33CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
04:39Can I be honest?
04:49When I turned round and everyone reacted like that,
04:52I genuinely thought you'd fallen through the...
04:55Which would have been the most Miranda thing that's ever happened?
04:59You fell back down.
05:01It was still quite from Miranda, to be honest.
05:04I think it's a hug relation.
05:05Are we not on a hug?
05:06Yes.
05:07Yes, yes.
05:08OK.
05:09OK.
05:10Let's go.
05:11Well, let's have some fun.
05:12So, John Wiggins sends you up.
05:14All right.
05:15Miranda Hart, ladies and gentlemen!
05:16CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
05:17CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
05:18OK, well, it is time to reveal your first Remember Me!
05:36Miranda!
05:37Remember Me?
05:39I think I might too.
05:40OK.
05:41I can see a cigarette?
05:42Possibly.
05:43Back in the day?
05:44Long hair?
05:45Yes.
05:46Yes.
05:47Possibly.
05:48Oh, you get flashbacks?
05:49Lot thinner.
05:50LAUGHTER
05:51I can see a cigarette?
05:52Possibly.
05:53Back in the day?
05:54Long hair?
05:55Yes, possibly.
05:56Oh, you get flashbacks.
05:57Lot thinner.
05:58Well...
05:59We don't know who you put on weight.
06:00You look good to me.
06:01I thought you were Mr Incredible.
06:02LAUGHTER
06:03OK, so...
06:04Yes, I think...
06:05Oh, it's...
06:06It's actually really important.
06:07OK.
06:08OK, so...
06:09Yes, I think...
06:10Oh, it's actually really important.
06:11OK.
06:12OK.
06:13I can see a cigarette?
06:14I can see a cigarette?
06:15Possibly.
06:16Back in the day.
06:17Long hair?
06:18Yes, possibly.
06:19Oh, you get flashbacks.
06:20Lot thinner.
06:21LAUGHTER
06:22You look good to me.
06:23I thought you were Mr Incredible.
06:25LAUGHTER
06:26OK, so...
06:29Yes, I think...
06:30Oh, it's...
06:31It's actually really embarrassing.
06:34Um...
06:35LAUGHTER
06:37I can remember your name,
06:39because there was this game at school.
06:41Right.
06:42If you kissed a boy in the holidays,
06:43or you fancied a boy...
06:44Right.
06:45And if, say, he was called Oliver,
06:47you'd be then called Olivia for the time...
06:50For the time...
06:51OK.
06:52So, I remember saying that I fancied a boy,
06:55and...
06:56My...
06:57My girl name, to who I think this is,
06:59was Vera.
07:00CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
07:09So, his name is...?
07:10Vera.
07:11Vera.
07:12Are you Vera?
07:13Yes.
07:14Vera.
07:15Yes.
07:16So, you fancied Vera?
07:19Yes.
07:20I don't think he fancied me.
07:21We were just friends.
07:22Do you remember, Amanda?
07:23How could you not?
07:24OK.
07:25Yeah.
07:26But you didn't fancy me, though, seriously.
07:27Well, I didn't...
07:28It didn't even occur to me that you fancied me, my love.
07:30But she was called Vera!
07:32LAUGHTER
07:33You didn't know she was being called Vera?
07:35I didn't know that either.
07:36No.
07:37Oh.
07:38What age was this, then?
07:39What age were you when you were Vera?
07:40I'm thinking...
07:4115?
07:4214, 15.
07:4314, 15.
07:44Yeah.
07:45Wow.
07:46We were the tallest people we knew anywhere.
07:47Yeah.
07:48You were like my Mr Darcy.
07:50Oh!
07:51You were her Mr Darcy?
07:53There was a crush there.
07:55Our children would have been giants.
07:57Giants?
07:58LAUGHTER
07:59APPLAUSE
08:01Ladies and gentlemen, it's Vera and Vera!
08:07Marvellous!
08:17All right, well, let's see who's next.
08:24Who have we got?
08:31Hello, Miranda.
08:32Remember me?
08:33Well, firstly, I thought it was Fiona Bruce.
08:34LAUGHTER
08:35Do you know, the first...
08:36I don't know if this is going to be right.
08:37Go on.
08:38Are you a teacher?
08:39CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
08:40Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
08:53Oh, the name.
08:55Um, my lacrosse teacher.
08:57You're not a teacher.
08:58CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
09:01Yes, yes, yes, yes...
09:03You're so good.
09:05Oh, the name!
09:06Um.
09:07My lacrosse teacher.
09:08Lacrosse, my lacrosse teacher. Oh, my God!
09:14We need the name, Miranda!
09:16Cos I will never forget my lacrosse playing days,
09:19my happiest of my life.
09:21They genuinely were.
09:23Sorry, newlywed husband.
09:28Just realised.
09:30As was my wedding day.
09:33And I will never forget a face of happiest days.
09:37Yes, you did play that. The name is what we...
09:40There was, of course, Miss Wheaton.
09:42Yes. Let's narrow it down. That's not you.
09:44It's not Miss Wheaton. She was my boss.
09:46There was Miss Hall.
09:48Yes, she's a great friend of mine. Is she?
09:50That's so nice. Stop stalling.
09:55Genevieve. No. Susan.
09:57No, this is fun, though. Keep going.
10:00Miss Jeffers.
10:02That was my very good colleague, Miss Jeffers.
10:05Miss Jeffers. Oh, you're getting close. Miss Jeffers.
10:07You're close. Miss Hall. Miss Jeffers. Miss Genvy.
10:09Miss... Susan. Susan.
10:10Shush.
10:12Coogan.
10:16Miss Keown. Miss Keown.
10:18Miss Keown! Miss...
10:19Close. Really close.
10:20Miss Ke...
10:22No, very...
10:24Very close.
10:26Miss...
10:27Miss...
10:28Miss Keown.
10:29Miss Keown.
10:30Miss Keown.
10:31Miss Keown.
10:32Miss Keown.
10:33Miss Keown.
10:34Miss Keown.
10:35Miss Keown.
10:36OK.
10:37It was indeed Miss Keown.
10:38Miss Keown.
10:39So, happiest days of her life?
10:40I know, but actually, she was a very good lacrosse player.
10:41I was.
10:42She was.
10:43She was.
10:44Ladies and gentlemen, Miss Keown.
10:47Miss Keown.
10:48Miss Keowns.
10:49Miss Keowns.
10:50Goodbye to Miss Keowns.
10:51That was so fun.
10:55Wow!
10:56So fun!
10:58So fun!
10:59All right, who's next?
11:06Here we go!
11:12Very glamorous!
11:24Miranda, remember me?
11:29Hmm.
11:32Miranda never forgets a face heart.
11:37What are we thinking? What's going through?
11:39Oh, is it...
11:41Do you work in costume?
11:43Maybe.
11:49Oh, no, hang on.
11:54Oh, no.
11:59I'm thinking of the word, firstly, silk trousers.
12:04Oh.
12:05Silk trousers.
12:08Oh, my God.
12:12Well, this isn't humiliating.
12:16I mean, it's all flooding back to me, if you pardon me.
12:19Literally.
12:20What happened, Miranda?
12:22I...I...I...I wet myself.
12:30You know when you're laughing so hard and you think,
12:33oh, no, surely not.
12:36And, you know, I'm of an age now where occasionally seepage.
12:40But...
12:43But the problem was that I was...
12:45Yeah.
12:46We were filming Nighty Night, so I couldn't laugh.
12:49Nighty Night?
12:50Yes, with Julia Davis and Ruth Jones.
12:51Yes.
12:52But she was making...
12:53Julia Davis was making me laugh so much.
12:55And I remember now, running to a loo...
12:58Yeah.
12:59I took my pants off and I went to you and I said,
13:01we need to blow dry my trousers.
13:05Exactly right.
13:10Well, we thought it was water under the bridge,
13:12but you have been reunited.
13:15Lovely to see you again.
13:17Look at that.
13:18It's fine to Claire.
13:19Thank you, Claire.
13:20Yay!
13:30So, let's bring up the next person from your past.
13:34Oh, God.
13:35Do you remember them?
13:39Come on!
13:50Hi, Miranda.
13:51Do you remember me?
13:53Again, not yet.
13:55Do you know what the first thing that's come to mind is?
13:56Yes.
13:57And this may be really weird if it's right.
13:58OK.
13:59And also really weird if it's wrong.
14:00OK.
14:01You weren't a baby in Call the Midwife.
14:03Which...
14:04Which baby?
14:05Which baby?
14:10Oh, you weren't Chummies Bros,
14:11who are you in the middle of the past?
14:12Yes.
14:13Yeah.
14:14So...
14:17Uh...
14:18Do you know what the first thing that's come to mind is?
14:20Yes.
14:21And this may be really weird if it's right...
14:23OK.
14:24And also really weird if it's wrong.
14:26OK.
14:27You weren't a baby in Call the Midwife.
14:28Which which baby which baby oh you weren't chummy's breech birth no
14:48What's your name Liam hi Liam it must be very emotional for you to be reunited
14:55With your birth mother who abandoned you
14:58Miranda would you like to send the thing to your son?
15:02I genuinely did feel a bit emotional
15:04So I think we have a photo of you too
15:07It's so weird
15:08So this is
15:09Awww
15:11That's so sweet
15:19So how old are you Liam now?
15:2111
15:2211 years old so school's going alright?
15:24Yeah
15:25Do you get recognised?
15:26Thank you for coming on that was such a fun moment
15:31Ladies and gentlemen it's lovely Liam
15:34Let's go down here and we're going to bring you down
15:39Great job
15:40How amazing has Miranda been what a pleasure to have her here
15:45What a crazy crazy thing we love you I hope you enjoy it's quite a ride
15:52It is it is and I love it
15:54And I love you you're amazing
15:55I love you too Miranda thank you so much for coming on
15:57Ladies and gentlemen
15:58This is fantastic
15:59It's Miranda
16:01It's Miranda
16:02It's Miranda
16:03We love Miranda
16:04We love Miranda
16:05All right
16:06So ladies and gentlemen may I ask a question do we have any darts fans here tonight?
16:12Darts fans here tonight?
16:17Darts fans
16:18Darts fans
16:19Now amongst us tonight is without a doubt my favourite darts fan
16:25So let's welcome he's down here in the audience ladies and gentlemen let's have a round of applause for my mate Gary Hollingworth
16:44Let's have a round of applause for my mate Gary Hollingworth
16:51If you want to stand up
16:55Gary
16:57Good to see you again
16:58Thank you
16:59Now you're here of course with your wife so we have
17:02Yeah Carolyn
17:03Carolyn lovely Carolyn
17:04And of course Jonathan
17:05Jonathan
17:06And Daniel
17:07And Daniel
17:08All right
17:09So these are the Hollingworths
17:11Your family got in touch with the big show
17:13Told us about your love of darts and told us all about you and we wanted to give you
17:17The most amazing surprise
17:20Because life's been tough for your family for the last few years and you certainly were deserving of it
17:24Yeah
17:25So we're going to show a little film to explain to everybody what's been going on
17:30And why we so much wanted to give you an amazing experience
17:33Okay
17:34All right let's have a watch at that
17:38Hi I'm Dan
17:39Yeah
17:40And I'm Jonathan
17:42Matthew was my twin brother
17:44Um
17:45He was really generous
17:46Kind
17:47He was a good person
17:49When Matthew was 19 he'd completed his first year at university in Nottingham
17:55Absolutely loved it
17:56So
17:57He started off with some shoulder pains
18:00The doctor said well we'll send you for an x-ray
18:03Said it won't be anything you know but we'll just rule it out
18:06When they took the x-ray it revealed that there was a large tumour on the shoulder
18:11When you have children you're always aware of things like accidents but cancer just never even enters your head
18:21When you lose a child you lose a bit of yourself but as a dad and a husband and a friend Gary's kept everybody going even though he's struggles himself
18:34Dad decided that he'd set the charity up as a Matthew 22 fund
18:37Gary's usually up first thing on the morning before he starts work doing bits and pieces for the charity and then on an evening quite often and on weekends he's organizing things he works so hard
18:49We've raised a lot of money through a variety of different events but my dad likes darts so Darts Marathon was one of our first events
19:07Dad played darts for 24 hours and it was a big success
19:11I think Matthew would be extremely proud of our dad
19:14He's determined to keep Matthew's memory going
19:19So Gary obviously you know it's been horrendous and your family wants to give you something really fun and extra special
19:47and I think what happened was extraordinary and you were amazing
19:54I mean the audience don't know yet what happened but nobody expected you to be able to pull off what you did
20:02So you were heading to the world match play dance?
20:05Yeah
20:06In Blackpool with the boys
20:07You thought you were just there as you have done so many times to watch the dance
20:11Do you actually dress up? Is that fair Gary? You've dressed up on a game?
20:14Yeah I've dressed up a few times, yeah
20:16What's been your outfit of choice?
20:18Probably the cheerleader outfit
20:20Yeah you see
20:21Nobody saw that coming
20:23So let's see the extraordinary surprise that we gave you on that day
20:29So I am in Blackpool at the Winter Gardens for the world match play dance tournament just down here thousands of darts fans are going to watch the best darts players in the world competing and among them is Gary and his sons and he thinks he's just coming to watch the darts but we've got other ideas
20:56Before they head to the darts, Gary and his sons pop into the pub around the corner for a pre-match pint and of course we've rigged the pub with hidden cameras
21:06And always with him is Matthew's charity mascot
21:11So let's start the fun by sending in two-time world champion darts legend Peter Snakebite Wright
21:18I'm sorry
21:20Cheers
21:22Have a night, come on
21:24What are you doing?
21:25What are you doing?
21:26Oh wow
21:28Oh wow
21:38I'd hang fire a bit and then have a drink for this
21:43But it looks like Snakebite and our actor posing as a tournament organizer have also spotted Gary believing he's a player in tonight's event time for a case of mistaken identity
21:55Do you, Johan?
21:57Johan?
21:58How are we doing?
21:59Johan?
22:00No, no, no
22:01No, no
22:02We're supposed to be mating a qualifier for tonight and er
22:05It's not Johan
22:06You're like you're spitting
22:07You're spitting image of him
22:09Sorry, sorry
22:10Hi Guy, sorry
22:11Do you mind if
22:12Hi
22:13How are you doing?
22:14How are you doing?
22:15How are you doing?
22:16Gary might not be the man they're there to meet but at least he gets the photo he wanted with Matthew's mascot
22:22Do you play darts?
22:23I play darts, yeah
22:24You play darts?
22:25Yeah
22:26Ah right, okay
22:27Great to meet you all
22:28Lovely to meet you all
22:29So Gary plays darts and he looks a lot like Johan, the qualifier for tonight's match
22:35Interesting
22:36Look who it is
22:41It's Johan
22:43Uncanny
22:48What's happened to you?
22:49Well I was on the rollercoaster
22:52You're on the rollercoaster?
22:53Whiplash
22:54Whiplash?
22:55I'm alright though
22:56Well listen
22:57You're not going to be able to go on like this
22:58I'm fine man
22:59I'm fine
23:00How are we going to throw?
23:01Darts not throwing
23:03I'm not sure about this
23:04Seriously
23:05Seriously
23:06Last chance
23:08Right
23:09Okay
23:10Listen
23:11Obviously you're in a bad way
23:12You've got your weight loss
23:13You're not feeling good
23:14Listen the next year eh?
23:15Sorry about that
23:16I feel a bit bad for him
23:17Yeah
23:18He's going to go on now
23:19I don't like him
23:20Funny you should say that
23:21He's supposed to be on the plane tonight on stage
23:24He's supposed to be on the plane tonight on stage
23:26Bit bad for him. Yeah, who's going to go on now?
23:28That look like him.
23:30Funny you should say that.
23:31He's supposed to be on the plane tonight.
23:33He's supposed to be on the plane tonight.
23:35He's supposed to be on the plane tonight.
23:35He's playing another wild card.
23:36Well, he's meant to be our man to go on.
23:38Don't know what I'm going to do now.
23:42Hang on.
23:43I'm not being funny.
23:43You can throw a bit.
23:45Listen, I'm not being funny, but can you step in and play for your own?
23:48You'd be doing me, Peter, and the tournament a massive favour
23:51if you did it.
23:56Would you fancy him?
24:00I'll do it, yeah.
24:01Yeah, really.
24:02Thank you so much.
24:03What a lifesaver.
24:05You're going to be with your senior.
24:06Oh, I'm going to f***.
24:08So Gary has just agreed to play in tonight's tournament.
24:13All I need to do is find him an opponent.
24:16Let's try the VIP suite, shall we?
24:18It's Luke the Nuke.
24:28Luke the Nuke.
24:29What an absolute elo to meet you.
24:31Thank you so, so much for doing this.
24:33So this is Gary.
24:36OK.
24:39Um, Gary is an absolutely amazing person,
24:42and he's a huge dance fan.
24:44Um, ooh, I'm a little bit peckish, do you mind?
24:47Thank you very much.
24:53What do you normally do before a game?
24:55Normally, I just have a nap.
24:56All right, cool, well, I'll see you later.
24:58Enjoy your nap.
24:59Do you want me to get the light for you?
25:00No, it's all right.
25:02Thanks, Tim. See you later.
25:04Sleep well.
25:05With the best dance player on the planet secured to play Gary,
25:09we can now move on to the more important details.
25:12We've got to come up with a name for you.
25:14They go for a bit of alliteration sometimes.
25:17So what can we come up with that begins with H?
25:20Gary Watt Hollingway.
25:27Hanson.
25:28Gary.
25:30Gary.
25:31Definitely Gary.
25:32Hairless.
25:33What about your job?
25:34What do you do for a job?
25:35I'm an engineer.
25:36You must be around tools.
25:37Chisel.
25:38Gary the Chisel Hollingworth.
25:39What tools beginning with H?
25:41Gary the Hammer Hollingworth.
25:42Gary the Hammer Hollingworth.
25:43Yes.
25:44With his darts alter ego decided, the crowds are beginning to fill the arena.
25:58And Gary the Hammer's slipped into something more comfortable to help perfect that all-important
26:04walkout.
26:05Gary the Hammer Hollywood.
26:07Yes.
26:09Big Hammer.
26:10Little Hammer.
26:14Big hammer.
26:17Little hammer.
26:20This is black ball carpet, yeah?
26:22Black hammer.
26:23Brain wave.
26:28As Gary puts the finishing touches
26:29to his transformation into Gary the Hammer,
26:32I'm undergoing a transformation of my own
26:35into tonight's referee.
26:37Just like that.
26:39Nigel Nindale-Smith.
26:41Good ball.
26:42Can't wait to get out there.
26:43Referee tonight's match.
26:45Game on.
26:46The stage is set.
26:48Thousands of darts fans have packed into the Winter Gardens,
26:51eagerly awaiting their favourite darts superstars.
26:55It's time to give Gary a night he will never forget.
27:00Ladies and gentlemen, a very warm welcome
27:04to the incredible Winter Gardens Black Ball.
27:07And now it's time to meet our players.
27:10Firstly, he's a champion of his own, Gary.
27:14Would you please welcome
27:17Gary the Hammer
27:20for the year!
27:21Yeah!
27:22Yeah!
27:23Yeah!
27:24Yeah!
27:25Yeah!
27:26Yeah!
27:27Yeah!
27:28Yeah!
27:29Yeah!
27:30Yeah!
27:31Yeah!
27:32Yeah!
27:33Yeah!
27:34Yeah!
27:35That's it!
27:36Any chance.
27:37Yeah!
27:38Hang down!
27:39Yeah!
27:40Yeah!
27:41Yeah!
27:42Yeah!
27:43Yeah!
27:44It'll all be for nothing if Gary recognises me.
27:49Not even close.
27:53And of course, he still has no idea who he'll be playing.
27:57Ladies and gentlemen,
28:00time to beat
28:01the newly crowned Premier League champion,
28:03the winner of the Bahrain Dance Masters.
28:05He is the reigning junior of World Youth Champion.
28:08And World Youth Championship finalist!
28:12Time to beat
28:13the new
28:14the new
28:16the new
28:17the new
28:39Good luck.
28:42And our referee in charge of the action.
28:46It's a night or night dance.
28:48Take it away, Knight.
28:49Gary Newell's row first.
28:52Game on!
28:59Well, I'm not sure Gary was quite expecting to be playing Luke the Newt Littler on this iconic Winter Garden stage.
29:05But this is the stuff that darting dreams are made of.
29:08You've played on that stage, John Park.
29:10What will the nerves be like?
29:12It'd be absolutely buzzing.
29:15It's whether you turn it for the good or the bad.
29:17Fifty-seven!
29:18Do you settle in early?
29:21You need a good start.
29:22The new star, he's a warm to his task, which isn't good news for the hammer.
29:33He's starting to warm to his task, which isn't good news for the hammer.
29:46Oh, but look at this, John.
29:48He can handle his hammer, apparently.
29:51Banging in a big score himself.
29:53Impressive.
29:56Gary's more than holding his own against one of the best players in the world.
30:00And with the match reaching its climax, could he do the unthinkable?
30:05Gary for 164!
30:26Gary's just hit 140!
30:28Is he? Could he actually win it?
30:31Oh, he's put huge pressure on this 80 of Littler.
30:35Well, we've seen him do it before.
30:36140!
30:42Luke, you require 80.
30:44Well, that almost puts the kibosh on it, and that completely puts the kibosh on it, so Gary now wants double 12 to sink the nuke on this iconic stage.
31:00Gary, you require 24!
31:02It's the fire down the line!
31:06It's the fire down the line!
31:10Double six now!
31:16And Gary's done it, he's done what most thought was impossible, and beaten Luke Littler on this iconic stage at the Winter Gardens.
31:41A moment he'll never forget!
31:43What a victory!
31:45And as the crowds of thousands celebrate the Hammers win, I think it's time for Nigel Nindarts to come clean.
31:52Gary, if I could have a quick word for you, uh, tell me, you've just defeated Luke Littler, how do you feel about it?
32:00Ah, that's the best thing of my life, at the moment.
32:03Gary, it's the wedding day, beats the lot.
32:06It's been a bit of a strange day for you.
32:08Unbelievably strange, yeah.
32:09Well, Gary, this is currently being filmed for my television show.
32:15This is Michael McIntyre's big show, ladies and gentlemen.
32:20Your sons have nominated you for this surprise because of all the work that you do raising money for Matthew.
32:33Do you want to tell us about, about Matthew?
32:40Yeah.
32:42Matthew, Matthew's my son, he passed away from bone cancer in 2022, and subsequently I set up the Matthew 22 Fund to raise funds for children's cancers.
32:56You've raised over £25,000.
33:03Yeah.
33:04We know, we know it'll never, we'll never get Matthew back, but our look is that if we can just save one family,
33:12go through the art eight we go through every single day.
33:15Well, that is why we wanted to give you this night, which I hope you've enjoyed.
33:18You've already said it was better than your wedding day, you can't take that back.
33:22I can't take that back.
33:24Now, we know that you want to raise money, so we are going to give you a final challenge to make a £10,000 donation to your Fund for Matthew.
33:34All you have to do is hit the ten!
33:38Ooh!
33:41If you hit the ten, it's £10,000 for your charity.
33:52So Gary has one dart, one throw to hit the ten and win £10,000 for Matthew's charity.
33:58Can he do it?
34:04Come on!
34:06Come on.
34:24Here we wanted this back at the theatre, so give yourself a wave.
34:26It's Gary The Hammer Hollywood!
34:31LAUGHTER
34:38CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
34:44CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
34:53Oh, OK.
34:56Oh, wow.
34:57Wow. You actually beat Luke Litter and Doss.
35:01It was pretty amazing. Yeah.
35:04Now, listen, I think maybe a slight apology about the wedding day remark.
35:10I think that was in the heat of the moment. The heat of the moment!
35:13So, yes, an amazing day.
35:16How do you feel watching it back, having gone through that experience?
35:19I loved it. I loved it. I really did.
35:22I'll be perfectly honest.
35:24At that point, when Matthew passed away, a lot of me passed away as well,
35:29I'd actually probably given up on myself,
35:33given up on a lot of things, and it's made me realise that, you know,
35:37I've still got a lot to give and I've got a lot to do.
35:40Since that, I've lost over two stoning weights.
35:43CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
35:46Getting myself back into a good position
35:49and throwing myself into the charity when I can.
35:53Yeah.
35:54But it was just an amazing day.
35:56I didn't sleep all night.
35:57I just sat in the hotel room just to find a way.
35:59Yeah.
36:00You would have been completely buzzing.
36:01What an extraordinary experience.
36:02And we have one final little gift for you, which...
36:06..is this dartboard, which is signed by Luke the Nuke,
36:11Peter Wright and myself.
36:14And that's for you.
36:15Um, ladies and gentlemen, it's Gary and Carolyn.
36:20So good to see you.
36:22And Jonathan and Daniel, the Hollywoods, ladies and gentlemen.
36:25Amazing family.
36:27CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
36:29Now, ladies and gentlemen, it's time for some music,
36:39performing his brand-new single, My World.
36:42It's the amazing, I love this guy, Callum Scott.
36:46CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
37:00I talk in my sleep every night
37:06Think of the wrongs I'd make right
37:10So I can give you my all undivided
37:16Oh, it's true
37:19I don't know what else I would do
37:23If life tried to take me from you
37:27Oh, I promise I'd never stop fighting
37:33Oh, I try my best to give you the best
37:37Of me until there's nothing left
37:42Give everything and nothing less to you
37:50All the words I regret
37:54All the things that we shouldn't have said
37:58It's where we're going, not where we've been
38:02Hope you know I wouldn't change a thing
38:06I pull down the moon
38:08I'd go to space
38:10To the end of the universe
38:13I wouldn't hesitate
38:15Just to make you see
38:17That you got all of me
38:19And you were my world
38:23You were my world
38:24You were my world
38:28You were my world
38:29You were my world
38:30You were my world
38:33Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
38:37I can't stand
38:38Hear me so hard avalanche
38:43Knock me off my feet
38:45I can't inch
38:46Forever my heart in your hands
38:55I'll try my best to give you the best
38:59Of me until there's nothing left
39:03Give everything and nothing less to you
39:11All the words I regret
39:15All the things that we shouldn't have said
39:19It's where we're going
39:20It's where we're going
39:21Not where we've been
39:23Hope you know I wouldn't change a thing
39:27I pull down the moon
39:29I'd go to space
39:31To the end of the universe
39:33I wouldn't hesitate
39:35Just to make you see
39:38That you got all of me
39:40And you were my world
39:49You were my world
39:55You were my world
39:59You were my world
40:07Callum Scott, ladies and gentlemen
40:10Woo!
40:11Woo!
40:13Woo!
40:14You can hold a note
40:16I can, I can
40:18What a voice
40:19So, Callum, erm, tell us about what's going on in your life
40:23So I'm working on an album that's coming very, very soon
40:25Yeah
40:26And then hopefully news of a, of a world tour
40:27Brilliant
40:28Yeah
40:29CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
40:32How many are amazing
40:33Thank you for coming on
40:34Good luck with everything
40:35Thank you very much
40:36It's Callum Scott, ladies and gentlemen
40:37CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
40:42So it is now time for the unexpected star, star of the show
40:48CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
40:52So, this is where we surprise an unsuspecting pop icon
40:58And they perform one of their biggest hits for us right here on this stage
41:04So, let's find out who is going to be tonight's unexpected star, star
41:08This is Heather Small
41:11CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
41:14From a very young age, Heather dreamed of being a pop star
41:17And, of course, she fulfilled that dream
41:18Becoming the lead singer of M People
41:20Winning two Brit Awards
41:21Having ten top ten singles
41:23And selling over 11 million records
41:26Now
41:27CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
41:28Tonight, Heather thinks she's on a night out with her sister Cheryl
41:33And will be coming to what she believes is a VIP bar
41:36The Unexpected Star Bar
41:38With incredible views over the London skyline
41:42In order to see this view
41:44She will be taking this lift
41:47To the top
41:49Because, as you well know
41:51None of our Unexpected Stars know they are coming to the theatre
41:55Because, if you drive around the back of this theatre
41:59There's the front, that's where you all came in tonight
42:01But at the back is just a normal row of shops
42:05And you have no idea where you are entering
42:09So, I'm going to very, very quickly run around
42:11And I'm going to show you the route she's going to take
42:13OK, so bear with
42:14I'll pop up on the screen
42:15Hold on
42:16Here we go
42:17OK, so here we are in the street
42:21This is what I just showed you on the big screen
42:24And as you can see
42:26Erm
42:27This is the red carpet
42:29This is a paparazzi
42:31Hi, how are you?
42:32And then she'll come in here
42:34Erm
42:35Ah, now this is the pre-bar bar
42:38And that's our pretend barman
42:40Then she's going to be taken through to the lift
42:43To go to the VIP bar
42:45Up here
42:46Er
42:47She's actually being taken upstairs to the lift
42:52Which makes you wonder why
42:53I don't know if people are aware of the concept of what a lift is
43:00And the capabilities of a lift
43:02But it kind of
43:03It's like, oh, I don't think I can use the stairs
43:05Oh, don't worry, we've got a lift
43:07Where's the lift?
43:08It's up the stairs
43:09Just head to the stairs
43:10Yeah, I can't, I can't use stairs
43:12I'm not, I can't, sorry, I can't do the stairs
43:14Is that OK?
43:15Yeah, no, no, that's absolutely fine
43:16That's why we put the lift in
43:18Where's the lift again?
43:19Just down there, up the stairs
43:20And you'll find the lift
43:21Stop complaining
43:23The lift is at the top of the stairs
43:25We're still not there, it's half in my life
43:32All right, come on, come up here
43:34Oh God, at long last
43:36She's going to find the lift
43:42Her first instinct, having climbed so many stairs
43:44Will be to press down
43:49So, we've put cameras here
43:51To film her secretly
43:53But I mean
43:54Does that look like she's being
43:56It's two colours
43:57I mean
43:58She's obviously under great surveillance
44:02So, when she's here
44:03She's going to press up
44:05Then, at some stage
44:07Now, I should tell the audience
44:12Between you and I
44:13There are men
44:14Pulling them open
44:15Here they are
44:16Here they are
44:23Hello
44:25All right
44:26She is going to push the button
44:28It'll be the top floor
44:29Because it's a top floor bar
44:31And then she is going to wait
44:33In this lift
44:34And the lift doors will open
44:42And you will all be there
44:43And I have to say
44:48That is an incredible
44:50An incredible sight
44:51As soon as the doors open
44:53The music
44:54Will strike up
44:55Let's just play the intro
45:01Yeah
45:03Party time
45:13You've done me wrong
45:14The time is up
45:16You took the soup
45:18From the devil's cup
45:20There's no way up
45:22And no way up
45:24Move on out of here
45:26Don't pack your bed
45:28Hi!
45:31CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
45:38So, Heather is about to arrive.
45:40She is moments away.
45:41We are going to have a bit of fun with her
45:43Before she gets in the lift
45:45And who better to help us
45:46Than our first ever
45:48Unexpected star star
45:49Please welcome
45:50The legendary
45:51Tony Hadley
45:52Let's have it!
45:53CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
45:54CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
46:10Oh, memories!
46:11Memories!
46:12Thank you for coming back.
46:13Pleasure.
46:14So, because this is a VIP bar
46:16You are going to run into her
46:18Right, okay
46:19Okay
46:20So, all I'm going to ask
46:21From the audience
46:22Is you
46:23To give us some things
46:25For Tony to say
46:26To Heather
46:27So, first
46:28What we're looking for
46:29Is a greeting
46:30So, if you just want to shout out
46:32Greetings
46:33Ayon
46:34Ayon
46:35All right
46:36All right
46:40All right
46:41It's a bit basic
46:42Any better?
46:43Sorry?
46:44Say
46:45How you doing?
46:46How you doing?
46:48You want to go for that?
46:50Oh, oh
46:51Like Joey Tribbiani
46:53Yeah
46:54How you doing?
46:55How you doing?
46:56So, yeah, okay
46:57So, next thing
46:58I don't want to give you too much
46:59No, don't give me too much
47:00How you doing?
47:01All right
47:02Okay
47:03Just say
47:04I'm just popping out
47:05For a
47:06I'm just popping out for a
47:07What can you be popping out for?
47:11Not a pint
47:12Too obvious
47:13Make it silly
47:14A lottery ticket
47:17It's a bit harsh
47:20It's quite funny
47:21I'm just popping out
47:22To buy a lottery ticket
47:26Hey, how you doing?
47:27I'm just going out for a lottery ticket
47:29You don't have to know
47:30Tony, you don't
47:31You don't have to say it all like Joey Tribbiani
47:33No, I don't
47:35Okay
47:36And then finally
47:37I'm going to say goodbye
47:38In another language
47:39Is anyone from overseas?
47:41Is anybody a different language?
47:43Where are you from?
47:45Armenia
47:46What?
47:47Stesotun
47:48Stesotun
47:49Stesotun
47:56Stesotun
47:57Let's rehearse, you've got three things
47:58Okay
47:59I'm Heather
48:00Tony
48:01Hey, Heather
48:02How you doing?
48:03It's good
48:05It's good
48:06It's good
48:07How you doing?
48:08It's good
48:09I'll be back in about half an hour
48:10I've got to pop out for a quick lottery ticket
48:11That's good
48:12That's not Tune
48:13That's not Tune
48:14That's not Tune
48:15Amazing
48:16Amazing
48:17All right
48:18But I'm going back there
48:21She's one minute away
48:22Go on Tune
48:23Good luck
48:24Thank you, Ray
48:25See you
48:26Tony Hanley ladies
48:33Stesotun
48:34All right
48:35Okay
48:36She's pulling up outside
48:37Also
48:38Quick hello to her mum
48:39So nice to see you
48:40It's Heather's mum
48:41Ladies and gentlemen
48:42It's Evidly
48:43Hi Evidly
48:44We're going to have fun
48:45Okay
48:46Mum's in the audience
48:47We are primed
48:48Let's see what happens
48:49All right
48:50Come on in
48:51She looks good
48:52What's happening?
48:53Here we go
48:54Come and take a seat over here
49:03Hi
49:04Hi
49:05She's dressed in gold
49:06Tony's going to love that
49:12All right
49:13Shall we send Tony Hanley in?
49:19How you doing?
49:20Hey
49:21Hey
49:25Hello
49:26How are you?
49:27I'm Tony
49:28Nice to see you
49:29How are you?
49:30Are you all right?
49:31You look amazing
49:32Incredible
49:33Don't look bad yourself
49:34I'm going to pop out
49:35I've got to get a lottery ticket
49:36So
49:37What?
49:40Don't even ask
49:41So I'll be
49:42I'm going to be literally ten minutes
49:43And I'll meet you up in the bar
49:44Cool
49:45Okay
49:46Stesotun
49:47Stesotun
49:48See you in a minute
49:49Stesotun
49:50Stesotun
49:51Stesotun
49:52See ya
49:53Whatever that means
49:59Okay Caroline, let's get them up
50:00Okay
50:01Do you want to come upstairs
50:02And we'll get you a drink there?
50:03Here you go
50:04Come on this way
50:07Right
50:08Right
50:09My sister wasn't going with me
50:10Um
50:11I think I've turned back about five minutes
50:13Oh
50:14Trust me
50:15Trust me
50:16It's gorgeous
50:17It's beautiful up here
50:19It's really worth the journey
50:20I promise
50:21This must be very new
50:22It's uh
50:23Yeah
50:24It's uh
50:25It's been here a couple of months now
50:27Right
50:28Okay
50:29Okay
50:30So let's just open up this lift here
50:32There we go
50:33Right
50:34So
50:35Go on in
50:36So the photographer will be on that side when the doors open
50:38It's not going to be on my own
50:39Well they should be following you 20 seconds afterwards
50:42It's just literally for the photographs from the socials
50:44And things like that
50:45Enjoy your evening
50:46She'll be just behind you
50:47Okay
50:48Okay
50:49Ha ha ha
51:11Excuse me
51:12Can you hear me?
51:13Can you hear me?
51:14The lift number two
51:15It's number two
51:16Can you hear me?
51:17I believe the lift may have stopped working just temporarily
51:19I'm so sorry
51:20We should get you moving on up just in a second
51:22Can you hear me?
51:23Can you just wave?
51:24I can hear you
51:25Yes, hello
51:26Sorry, no calls for alarm
51:27Where are you?
51:28Two seconds
51:29I've just been alerted to a lift issue
51:30I'm the engineer here
51:31Could I just ask if you just push that emergency button
51:34That should
51:36Press to exit?
51:37Yeah, that's it
51:38Try that one
51:39See if that works
51:40We can hear you
51:41walk down
51:42Go on!
51:45We can hear you
51:46Can you hear me?
51:47You need to ask me
51:48A few minutes
51:49Can we tell you to see it
51:50about the light is gay
51:51We can call you
51:51We can feel it
51:52You, so you have it
51:53We can call you
51:54And now
51:55You, so you
51:55Can we do entertainment
51:56Oh
52:26Oh
52:56Oh
53:26Oh
53:56Oh
53:58Oh
54:00Oh
54:06Oh
54:10Here we go
54:14Here we go
54:16Here we go
54:20Here we go
54:22Moving on and on
54:51Time to break, break. Nothing can stop it.
55:08You are so cold!
55:11Someone is getting hurt!
55:17Oh, my God!
55:19It's one of the coolest things I've ever seen in the world.
55:22It's unbelievable.
55:25That was so cool.
55:32Ladies and gentlemen, Heather Small.
55:40Heather, talk us through your evening.
55:45It's been quite surreal.
55:49I saw Tony Hadley earlier and I thought...
55:53This is not right.
55:54Where was Tony? Tony was going on...
55:56He was going out to get a...
55:57A lottery ticket apparently.
56:00So the lift doors opened, the music...
56:03And obviously you know your band.
56:04Yeah, and they're all in trouble.
56:08Tell me what went through your head when you saw...
56:09Look at this, this is the thing...
56:11I think when the doors opened and I saw the people...
56:14Don't they look amazing?
56:15I thought, they do look amazing, but when you're not expecting it...
56:18Yes.
56:19It looks a little frightening.
56:20Yes.
56:22But then when I saw that they had my pack and my ears ready...
56:26The pack is important.
56:27The show must go on...
56:32The show must go on!
56:35I have to be honest...
56:37When you sung that first line...
56:39That was one of the coolest things I think I've ever witnessed.
56:42It was...
56:44Because...
56:46You were trying to get it all...
56:47You were looking around what's going on...
56:48The in ears...
56:49You were just like...
56:50You've done me wrong!
56:52I was like...
56:53What?
56:54How I just...
56:55It was the cool...
56:56And by the end...
56:57You would...
57:05Did you see your mum's dancing?
57:06I'm glad to get her up.
57:08Come on, Mum.
57:09Come on, Mum.
57:11Come on, Winston.
57:13Come on, Mum.
57:17Come on, Mum.
57:25See what they've done to me, Mummy?
57:27Oh!
57:33My Mummy!
57:39Sorry, but I...
57:40I felt the need...
57:43To...
57:44For the world...
57:45To see your dance moves, Mum.
57:49I'm so sorry.
57:50Where do you think she gets them from our day?
57:51But do you...
57:52Where do you think she gets them from?
57:53Lay it down!
57:55If you don't mind...
57:57Can we just have...
57:59A funky beat?
58:00Mum's going to show us how it's done.
58:01I know it's done.
58:02CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
58:04Not bad for 81!
58:05Not bad for 81!
58:06Not bad for 81!
58:07Not bad for 81!
58:08Not bad for 81!
58:09Not bad for 81!
58:10Not bad for 81!
58:12Not bad for 81!
58:13Not bad for 81!
58:14Not bad for 81!
58:15Not bad for 81!
58:16Not bad for 81!
58:17Not bad for 81!
58:1881 years old!
58:20All right, let me get you back down.
58:21I know it's done!
58:22I know it's done!
58:24I know it's done!
58:25Not bad for 81. Not bad for 81.
58:3081 years old.
58:34Let me get you back down.
58:37Heather, you were unbelievable.
58:40You look spectacular.
58:42You sing phenomenally with no rehearsal.
58:44I'll be back next week.
58:45A complete surprise.
58:47Ladies and gentlemen, are unexpected star star of the show.
58:51It's Eddie Small.
58:53And thank you to all of my guests.
58:55See you next time for the big show.
58:56See you next week.
58:57Next week, I wake up Josh Whittacombe.
59:00There's a hilarious set to all with Tony Bellew.
59:03There's music from Oli Alexander.
59:05And Justin Hawkins becomes the unexpected star star of the show.
59:23Bye.
59:24Let's do it from Oli.
59:27We're in the hot race character.
59:28We're doing a flirting.
59:30This is all Friday night.
59:32We're not going to be big two or half on the show up.
59:37It's Emma Bavan по-
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