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00:00:00Tonight on my big show,
00:00:22Ramesh Ranganathan plays Remember Me.
00:00:25I wake up Joe Marler in the Midnight Game Show.
00:00:28There's music from the sensational Melanie C and Peter Crouch and Abbie Clancy
00:00:33help surprise tonight's unexpected star of the show.
00:00:38Ladies and gentlemen, it's the big show.
00:00:42Please welcome your host, Michael McIntyre.
00:00:58MUSIC PLAYS
00:01:09CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
00:01:12Bravo!
00:01:15CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
00:01:17Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.
00:01:22CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
00:01:24And welcome to a brand new series of my big show!
00:01:33CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
00:01:36Where, of course, we will have big...
00:01:39Big...
00:01:40Big...
00:01:41Big...
00:01:42And even bigger...
00:01:44Surprises!
00:01:46But first, it is time to play my new favourite game in the whole wide world,
00:01:51Remember Me!
00:01:52CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
00:01:54So, tonight I'm going to be joined by a celebrity guest and reunite them with some people from their past.
00:02:05It could be anyone, and the question is, do they remember them?
00:02:09OK, so let's find out who is playing Remember Me with me tonight.
00:02:16He was born in Crawley.
00:02:20CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
00:02:22In 1978.
00:02:25CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
00:02:27Look at him!
00:02:28What a little champion!
00:02:30LAUGHTER
00:02:31He looks troubled, doesn't he?
00:02:33LAUGHTER
00:02:34He's come a long way since the streets of Crawley.
00:02:38It's the one and only Romesh Ranganathan!
00:02:41CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
00:02:43That's what I love for Romesh.
00:02:44Come on, Rom.
00:02:46CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
00:02:48Yeah!
00:02:49Come on, Rom!
00:02:50CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
00:02:52Hello.
00:02:53Hi, Rom.
00:02:54Hello, how are you?
00:02:55Nice to see you.
00:02:56Nice to see you.
00:02:57Welcome.
00:02:59Thanks for playing Remember Me.
00:03:00Thanks for having me, I really appreciate it.
00:03:02Um, thoughts on The Prospect?
00:03:04I just don't want to get cancelled.
00:03:06You know, I...
00:03:08Listen, I got up some stuff in Crawley, man.
00:03:10You know, I...
00:03:11Stories. Crawley stories.
00:03:12I was a big dog on those stories.
00:03:13You know, they used to call me Rangan the Lazy-Eyed Assassin, so...
00:03:20LAUGHTER
00:03:22All right, well, listen, I am so, so happy that you've agreed to do this.
00:03:26I'm really, I'm really so happy.
00:03:28Someone's going to...
00:03:29He is!
00:03:30That's his face!
00:03:31He is happy!
00:03:32Yeah, yeah.
00:03:33Um, all right, so we're going to take you round.
00:03:37Next time we see you will be your pop-up.
00:03:38All right, thanks, Mike.
00:03:39I'll see you in a bit.
00:03:40See you, guys.
00:03:41Good luck tonight.
00:03:42Ramesh Ranganathan
00:03:44from The Streets of Crawley.
00:03:50Hello.
00:03:51Excellent work.
00:03:53It's nice up here.
00:03:54So, for you, Ramesh,
00:03:56if this is your first Remember Me,
00:03:57let's see who have we got?
00:04:12Hi, Ramesh.
00:04:13Remember me?
00:04:14Yes, I think I do.
00:04:34Let me give you a clue anyway,
00:04:43just to get a bit more of a grasp on the history here.
00:04:47Here's the clue.
00:04:48Here's the clue.
00:05:03This is so bad.
00:05:09So, Ramesh, do you remember this person?
00:05:11I think I do.
00:05:12I think I do.
00:05:14We went to school together, didn't we?
00:05:15We do.
00:05:16And that's it.
00:05:18What was the clue all about then?
00:05:24Oh, we used to play cricket.
00:05:26Do you remember this person's name?
00:05:32Sonia.
00:05:34It is Sonia, well done.
00:05:42What part of your life did Sonia play?
00:05:44Hi, Sonia.
00:05:45Hi.
00:05:46Nice to see you.
00:05:47Yeah, hello, Sonia.
00:05:48Thank you so much for coming.
00:05:49You're welcome.
00:05:50When was the last time you saw Ramesh?
00:05:54At school, so he would have been 16.
00:05:56What kind of relationship did you two have at this time?
00:05:59Well, I think you know Michael, don't you?
00:06:02I don't know anything about that.
00:06:04I don't know anything about that.
00:06:06Sonia, I've not seen you for a while.
00:06:08I'm not happy about this.
00:06:09LAUGHTER
00:06:10I think the problem is you need one more clue.
00:06:14No, I do not.
00:06:16I don't need another clue, Michael.
00:06:32If that doesn't help, I think we have a photo.
00:06:34No, you don't.
00:06:36LAUGHTER
00:06:38He was quite cool, wasn't he, back then?
00:06:52Yes.
00:06:53Oh.
00:06:54LAUGHTER
00:06:56So what do you remember of Ramesh?
00:06:58We were in maths class together,
00:07:00and we were at the fifth-year leavers party together.
00:07:03Oh.
00:07:04Had there been a flicker of anything with Ramesh?
00:07:07Do you remember anything with Ramesh before that?
00:07:09Um, probably some flirting, mild flirting.
00:07:12Mild flirting.
00:07:13No heavy petting.
00:07:14LAUGHTER
00:07:15And Ramesh, he made a move, did he...?
00:07:18Uh, yeah.
00:07:19He made a move.
00:07:20He went for the kiss.
00:07:21How do you remember it?
00:07:23Well, so I suggested Sonia that we go for a walk.
00:07:26LAUGHTER
00:07:27Nice, nice, sweet.
00:07:28And then, um...
00:07:29Yeah.
00:07:30..when we're in...
00:07:31LAUGHTER
00:07:33Oh, sweet.
00:07:34There's no other way to phrase this,
00:07:36but when we're in the woods, I made my move.
00:07:38LAUGHTER
00:07:41Excellent work.
00:07:43APPLAUSE
00:07:44And it was very exciting at that point.
00:07:46Yeah.
00:07:47But then what followed was sort of, er...
00:07:49In theory, we were going out, weren't we, for...?
00:07:52For a week.
00:07:53For a week.
00:07:54LAUGHTER
00:07:56What happened in the week?
00:07:57Just a... Just not much.
00:07:58Just a bit...
00:07:59I think we avoided each other.
00:08:01LAUGHTER
00:08:02Um, Ramesh, it's a pleasure to reunite you...
00:08:06Thanks.
00:08:07With your...
00:08:08With your past.
00:08:09Sonia, sorry to interrupt, Mike.
00:08:12Do you still think about me?
00:08:14LAUGHTER
00:08:15No.
00:08:17LAUGHTER
00:08:18All right, well, listen, it's great to see you again.
00:08:22Sonia, thank you for coming down.
00:08:24It is Ramesh's woodland one-week girlfriend, Sonia!
00:08:31CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
00:08:33Very good.
00:08:34APPLAUSE
00:08:35OK, well...
00:08:36Thank you so far.
00:08:37LAUGHTER
00:08:38I don't like the way you're looking at me, but then I never really have.
00:08:40I'm just...
00:08:41LAUGHTER
00:08:42No, I get that, I get that.
00:08:43Yeah.
00:08:44I get that from friends and family members and stuff like that.
00:08:45OK.
00:08:46Um...
00:08:47What is that?
00:08:48What is that?
00:08:49LAUGHTER
00:08:50What was that?
00:08:51What was that?
00:08:52Oh, I'm sorry.
00:08:53Sounds are going to come in, apparently.
00:08:54Oh.
00:08:55So, is it me?
00:08:56Hello.
00:08:57Yeah.
00:08:58Oh, Sonia.
00:08:59Oh, Sonia.
00:09:00Oh, Sonia.
00:09:01Yes.
00:09:02Yes.
00:09:03How's it going?
00:09:04How's it going?
00:09:05How are you feeling about it?
00:09:06I mean, it's been a whirlwind already.
00:09:07I mean, I don't...
00:09:08Is this...?
00:09:09A rollercoaster.
00:09:10Thanks.
00:09:11Yeah, fine.
00:09:12Has it been all right, though?
00:09:13You can sit down there.
00:09:14OK.
00:09:15How are you finding the end?
00:09:16What is that?
00:09:17What is that?
00:09:18What is that?
00:09:19What is that?
00:09:20Oh, sorry.
00:09:21Sound are going to come in, apparently.
00:09:22Oh, so is it me?
00:09:23Hello.
00:09:24Yeah.
00:09:25Oh, Sonia.
00:09:26Oh, Sonia.
00:09:27Oh, Sonia.
00:09:28Yes.
00:09:29How's it going?
00:09:30How are you feeling about it?
00:09:31I mean, it's been a whirlwind already.
00:09:32Yeah.
00:09:33How are you finding the experience, Rom?
00:09:34Er...
00:09:35It's a bit unnerving, to be honest with you.
00:09:37Yeah.
00:09:38I think...
00:09:39My recollection is Sonia dumped me.
00:09:42Do you remember her dumping you?
00:09:44I think I remember her saying the words, like,
00:09:45What is this?
00:09:46You know, in terms of, you know...
00:09:48It wasn't when you were intimate.
00:09:49No.
00:09:52All right, well, let's see Rom's latest blast from the past.
00:10:02All right, Romish.
00:10:03Remember the day?
00:10:04All right, Romish.
00:10:05Remember the day?
00:10:06All right, Romish.
00:10:07Remember the day?
00:10:08All right, Romish.
00:10:09Remember the day?
00:10:10All right, Romish.
00:10:11Remember the day?
00:10:12What's happening?
00:10:13Anything?
00:10:14I've got no...
00:10:15I have nothing.
00:10:17Sorry?
00:10:18Nothing at all?
00:10:19No.
00:10:20OK, I suppose we'll have a clue.
00:10:21Here we go.
00:10:22It's the last time they met.
00:10:23THEY GROGLE
00:10:24THEY GROGLE
00:10:25THEY GROGLE
00:10:26THEY GROGLE
00:10:27THEY GROGLE
00:10:28THEY GROGLE
00:10:29THEY GROGLE
00:10:30What's happening?
00:10:31Anything?
00:10:32I've got no...
00:10:34I have nothing.
00:10:35Sorry?
00:10:36Nothing at all?
00:10:37No.
00:10:38OK, I suppose we'll have a clue.
00:10:40Here we go.
00:10:41It's the last time they met.
00:10:42THEY GROGLE
00:10:43THEY GROGLE
00:10:46THEY GROGLE
00:10:48THEY GROGLE
00:10:49THEY GROGLE
00:10:58You and I have met tonight.
00:11:00LAUGHTER
00:11:03So where have you been tonight?
00:11:05Let's go through it.
00:11:07Tonight.
00:11:08Well, I arrived here.
00:11:10Correct.
00:11:11Went to my dressing room.
00:11:13Went to the toilet.
00:11:14You weren't in there.
00:11:15LAUGHTER
00:11:18OK, we'll give you one more clue.
00:11:20Here we go.
00:11:21This should really help.
00:11:23THEY GROGLE
00:11:24THEY GROGLE
00:11:25THEY GROGLE
00:11:27THEY GROGLE
00:11:29THEY GROGLE
00:11:31THEY GROGLE
00:11:33That's an excellent clue.
00:11:35LAUGHTER
00:11:36An excellent clue.
00:11:37Is this real?
00:11:39You...
00:11:40You touched me...
00:11:41You've touched me tonight.
00:11:43LAUGHTER
00:11:44Yes.
00:11:45Yes, I did.
00:11:46Well...
00:11:47What the hell is going on?
00:11:51LAUGHTER
00:11:52So who's touched you tonight?
00:11:56Well...
00:11:58Not you.
00:12:02LAUGHTER
00:12:04You've touched me tonight.
00:12:07LAUGHTER
00:12:08Have you been touched?
00:12:09Yeah.
00:12:10I've been touched a few times tonight, yeah.
00:12:11OK.
00:12:12Who's touched you?
00:12:13Make-up.
00:12:14Mm-hm.
00:12:15Wardrobe said my jacket looks a bit crease, so they...
00:12:17They steamed it for me, but you didn't do that.
00:12:18Then I got a mic put on me in the dressing room.
00:12:21Is that you?
00:12:22Is that you?
00:12:23LAUGHTER
00:12:24I think we might have got there, ladies and gentlemen.
00:12:26Who is here on?
00:12:27Who is here on?
00:12:28You're the bloke behind the curtain.
00:12:29LAUGHTER
00:12:30I think we might have got there, ladies and gentlemen.
00:12:32Who is here on?
00:12:33Who is here on?
00:12:34You're the bloke behind the curtain.
00:12:35Are you the bloke behind the curtain?
00:12:36The bloke behind the curtain.
00:12:37It is, ladies and gentlemen.
00:12:38It's Oscar.
00:12:39Thank you, Oscar.
00:12:40Well done, you're the bloke behind the curtain.
00:12:41LAUGHTER
00:12:42Are you the bloke behind the curtain?
00:12:43The bloke behind the curtain.
00:12:44It is, ladies and gentlemen.
00:12:45It's Oscar.
00:12:46Thank you, Oscar.
00:12:47Well done, Oscar.
00:12:48OK.
00:12:49Shall we do one more?
00:12:50OK, sure.
00:12:51Let's find out who it is.
00:12:52Who is here on?
00:12:53Who is here on?
00:12:54You're the bloke behind the curtain.
00:12:56Are you the bloke behind the curtain?
00:12:58The bloke behind the curtain.
00:12:59It is, ladies and gentlemen.
00:13:01It's Oscar.
00:13:02Thank you, Oscar.
00:13:03Well done, you're right.
00:13:04Thank you, Oscar.
00:13:05Well done, you're right.
00:13:10OK.
00:13:14OK.
00:13:15Shall we do one more?
00:13:16OK, sure.
00:13:17Let's find out who it is.
00:13:19Your latest blast from the past.
00:13:22Could be anyone.
00:13:23Do you remember?
00:13:33Hi, Ramesh. Remember me?
00:13:44Oh, God.
00:13:46Let's have a little clue of the first time you met.
00:13:581983.
00:14:02Were you at...
00:14:05Oh, my God, I know who you are.
00:14:07Is it Dylan?
00:14:09Oh, my God!
00:14:10Oh, my God!
00:14:12Oh, my God!
00:14:17Mate, oh, my God!
00:14:19Dylan Wall!
00:14:20Yeah.
00:14:21Oh, my God, we were like best mates, man.
00:14:23Yes!
00:14:24Oh, man, I'm so sorry I didn't clock it straight.
00:14:26You just, I mean, you still, you look great.
00:14:28Cheers.
00:14:30We used to hang around all the time.
00:14:31Oh, my God, it's so good to see you.
00:14:34So, it is Dylan, your best friend from primary school,
00:14:39and I think we have a photo maybe of you together.
00:14:42Oh!
00:14:44Oh, that's the sweetest thing ever.
00:14:48Oh.
00:14:49Dylan, it's so good to see you.
00:14:50So, yes, it is.
00:14:51It's Dylan.
00:14:52So, you were like best friends from all those years ago.
00:14:55Yeah, from age five up until, sort of, right gate just after you left.
00:14:58Yeah, we were really good friends.
00:15:00But I used to, um, like, you know, that was the first,
00:15:04my first recollection of, like, going for sleepovers was at Dylan's house.
00:15:08It was like, you were like, we were like, man, I loved you, man.
00:15:11Yeah, I loved to see you better.
00:15:12It's great to see you.
00:15:13Well, there you go.
00:15:14It's a proper reunion.
00:15:16It's so good to see you.
00:15:18It's so good to see you.
00:15:20It's Robert's first best friend, Dylan!
00:15:24Dylan from Priory School!
00:15:27CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
00:15:29Oh, it's nice!
00:15:34All right, um, ladies and gentlemen, that has been a really stressful experience.
00:15:40But I'm so glad we did that last one at the end.
00:15:42It was lovely.
00:15:44Dylan, man.
00:15:45Yeah.
00:15:46It's so good.
00:15:47Why didn't he keep in touch?
00:15:50He's, er...
00:15:51He's married to Sonia.
00:15:53So, um...
00:15:56Um, Romesh, thank you for coming.
00:15:58Thank you for putting yourself through that.
00:16:01It's been amazing.
00:16:03That's really lovely.
00:16:04Thank you so much.
00:16:05Ladies and gentlemen, the absolute legend that is...
00:16:08Romesh Ranganathan!
00:16:13Bravo!
00:16:14APPLAUSE
00:16:15OK, ladies and gentlemen, it is now time for the Unexpected Star of the Show!
00:16:25So, let's find out who is tonight's Unexpected Star.
00:16:30So, this is Sam.
00:16:33He is 44 years old and he works as a quantity surveyor in Torquay, where he lives with his wife Jess and their two children who are here tonight, ladies and gentlemen.
00:16:42Hi, guys!
00:16:43Go on!
00:16:44APPLAUSE
00:16:45So, when Sam is not quantity surveying, he, of course, loves to sing.
00:16:51And he actually met his wife Jess singing karaoke.
00:16:55And she has now nominated him for this amazing surprise tonight.
00:16:59Now, Sam thinks he is in London with his best mate Steve for a historic pub tour.
00:17:05So, he's going to start this pub tour across the road in a genuine pub.
00:17:11And then he is going to go to the next stage of his pub tour, which is the smallest pub in London, which actually we have built on this very stage.
00:17:21So, he's going to be asked to throw a dart.
00:17:24As soon as that dart lands, this wall is going to collapse and all of you are going to give him the biggest surprise of his life.
00:17:31You up for that, ladies and gentlemen?
00:17:32CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
00:17:35So, I think he might have already arrived.
00:17:38So, that is the pub across the road.
00:17:42All those people are actors.
00:17:44And that's Sam there on the right of his mate.
00:17:47And we're going to have a bit of fun with him while he's there.
00:17:50And when I say we, I mean some of us.
00:17:55So, I am looking for some people to join him in the pub from the audience.
00:18:03So, what I'm looking for first, and you can all...
00:18:07Yes, this could be your moment.
00:18:09So, I'm looking for a single lady.
00:18:13Now, Jess, Jess, Jess, don't panic.
00:18:16It's OK.
00:18:18Sam is married to you, we know this.
00:18:21But we're just going to have a bit of fun and we're going to get a lady to go into the pub thinking that Sam is her online date and they're meeting for the first time.
00:18:34So, straight, the hand goes straight up.
00:18:40With all due respect, you look a little young to be online dating.
00:18:46Any other, any other ladies?
00:18:48Hold on, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming in.
00:18:51I'm coming in.
00:18:52Hello.
00:18:53What's your name?
00:18:55What's your name?
00:18:56Ellen.
00:18:57Ellen?
00:18:58Ellen.
00:18:59Where are you from?
00:19:00Holland.
00:19:01Holland?
00:19:02Ellen.
00:19:03I think it has to be you.
00:19:04Ellen.
00:19:05It has to be you.
00:19:06Come on, Ellen.
00:19:07It has to be Ellen.
00:19:08If you'd like to head up onto the stage, we're going to get a microphone on you and soon we're going to send you over the road.
00:19:15OK, Ellen.
00:19:17Now, so, I suppose I'm now looking for somebody else who just wants to have a bit of fun in the pub.
00:19:28Who wants to go to the pub?
00:19:30A gentleman.
00:19:31Oh, here's a gentleman there.
00:19:33What's your name?
00:19:34Ameen.
00:19:35Ameen.
00:19:36Ameen.
00:19:37Ameen, come on, you're up.
00:19:40Let's go.
00:19:43Very swole.
00:19:45Yeah.
00:19:47Ameen.
00:19:48Ameen.
00:19:49Ameen.
00:19:50Ameen.
00:19:51Gileet Boy.
00:19:52So, this is the plan.
00:19:53You two have been chatting online, alright?
00:19:55Alright.
00:19:56Okay?
00:19:57So, you are going to be Saucy Susan.
00:20:0014, OK?
00:20:02LAUGHTER
00:20:04And you are going to be Bad Boy Brian 48.
00:20:08LAUGHTER
00:20:10So, when you go into the pub,
00:20:12you just go over to Sam and go,
00:20:14I think I'm here to meet you,
00:20:16Bad Boy Brian.
00:20:18LAUGHTER 48.
00:20:2048. Shall we do what we planned now?
00:20:24LAUGHTER
00:20:26And then you should maybe say,
00:20:29Was I what you were expecting?
00:20:31LAUGHTER
00:20:33APPLAUSE
00:20:39Now, when you go into the pub,
00:20:41what you need to do is reel her in.
00:20:43So, basically, hold that and I'll show you.
00:20:46You have to go, you have to go...
00:20:48And then you have to slowly...
00:20:50LAUGHTER
00:20:56OK, then you hold hands and leave. OK.
00:20:59All right.
00:21:01LAUGHTER
00:21:02Thank you so much, guys.
00:21:03Let's have some fun.
00:21:04If you make your way to the pub.
00:21:06APPLAUSE
00:21:07Right.
00:21:08If you can hear me, Ellen,
00:21:10go in quite slowly and just stand at the bar.
00:21:12Just go, where is he? Where is he?
00:21:14Where is my boy?
00:21:18Where is he?
00:21:20Where is my boy?
00:21:22LAUGHTER
00:21:24LAUGHTER
00:21:28Just go over and say,
00:21:29Hello, bad boy Brian 48.
00:21:34Hello.
00:21:35Ah, hello, bad boy Brian.
00:21:37OK.
00:21:3848?
00:21:39No?
00:21:40No.
00:21:41I'm Saucy Susan.
00:21:42I'm Saucy Susan.
00:21:43That's definitely not me.
00:21:47No?
00:21:48No?
00:21:49Well, that is the best entrance for a pub.
00:21:51LAUGHTER
00:21:53No, it's not me.
00:21:54No.
00:21:55No, I'm Saucy Susan.
00:21:56I've been chatting online to bad boy Brian.
00:21:57Sorry.
00:21:58Sorry.
00:21:59I've been chatting online to bad boy Brian.
00:22:00Definitely not me.
00:22:01You're not...
00:22:02No.
00:22:03No.
00:22:04Too bad.
00:22:05It's not me.
00:22:06I wish it was you.
00:22:07I wish it was you.
00:22:11OK, Amin, bad boy Brian, when you're ready, go in.
00:22:15Say, Saucy Susan, you look so much better than your profile.
00:22:26Saucy Susan, you look so much better than your profile.
00:22:29LAUGHTER
00:22:32Do a spin.
00:22:33Do a spin for him.
00:22:35Do you like this?
00:22:36I love it.
00:22:37Reel her in.
00:22:38Reel her in.
00:22:39There she goes.
00:22:40Reel her in.
00:22:41LAUGHTER
00:22:43LAUGHTER
00:22:44LAUGHTER
00:22:45APPLAUSE
00:22:50APPLAUSE
00:22:51Shall we do what you said we would do online?
00:22:54Shall we do what we said we would do online?
00:22:57I'm ready when you are, baby.
00:22:59You are, baby.
00:23:00LAUGHTER
00:23:01APPLAUSE
00:23:02Hello?
00:23:03OK.
00:23:04I think...
00:23:05OK, hold her hand and walk out.
00:23:07So funny how they hold both hands.
00:23:09LAUGHTER
00:23:10Let's go...
00:23:11Let's go eat something.
00:23:12OK, thank you.
00:23:14So now it's time to send in a celebrity guest.
00:23:30Peter Crouch, if you can hear me, head on in.
00:23:33CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
00:23:38Beautiful.
00:23:39Hiya.
00:23:40LAUGHTER
00:23:43Pete, when you've got your pint, just go and sit at that table next to Saturday.
00:23:50LAUGHTER
00:23:51Hey, lads, you all right?
00:23:52Yeah, you all right?
00:23:53Don't mind if I sit here, do you?
00:23:55All good, though?
00:23:57Yeah, good.
00:23:58You good work?
00:23:59Yeah, I was working today, yeah.
00:24:01Still supposed to be working, actually.
00:24:02What's that?
00:24:03What's that?
00:24:04You doing?
00:24:05I did the match.
00:24:06Morning.
00:24:07But I've just said I was still there.
00:24:09I need some time to myself.
00:24:10A bit of time to myself, you know?
00:24:12Yeah, definitely, do you?
00:24:14LAUGHTER
00:24:15OK, Pete, your wife, Abby, is now going to call you and she's looking for you.
00:24:19LAUGHTER
00:24:20Hello?
00:24:21I'm at work, babe.
00:24:23I'm telling you, you're genuine.
00:24:25Not in the pub.
00:24:27LAUGHTER
00:24:29I'm working.
00:24:31Pete, just say, don't come down here.
00:24:34What's that?
00:24:35Don't come, don't come.
00:24:36Don't come down.
00:24:37That's ridiculous.
00:24:38I'm at work.
00:24:39I'm at work.
00:24:40LAUGHTER
00:24:41Say, if she comes, it'll be a nightmare, and then hide.
00:24:44LAUGHTER
00:24:46If she comes in here, it'll just be a nightmare.
00:24:48Sorry, guys.
00:24:49LAUGHTER
00:24:50Do you mind if I'm just getting in here?
00:24:52My miss is coming down.
00:24:53LAUGHTER
00:24:54LAUGHTER
00:24:55APPLAUSE
00:24:56LAUGHTER
00:24:57APPLAUSE
00:24:59APPLAUSE
00:25:01LAUGHTER
00:25:02APPLAUSE
00:25:03LAUGHTER
00:25:05Pete, just pop your head up and say, no-one say a word.
00:25:08I don't have to say a word, guys, all right?
00:25:10LAUGHTER
00:25:11Might have been a better option to finish in line.
00:25:14Go on, I reckon.
00:25:15LAUGHTER
00:25:16LAUGHTER
00:25:17I'm scared.
00:25:18I'm just really scared.
00:25:19LAUGHTER
00:25:20LAUGHTER
00:25:21It's time to send in Abby Clancy.
00:25:24CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
00:25:26APPLAUSE
00:25:29And isn't my husband Peter Crouch?
00:25:31Er...
00:25:32Hello.
00:25:33I tracked him here.
00:25:35Er...
00:25:36No, I don't know.
00:25:37I mean, can I get your drink?
00:25:38Pork scratching?
00:25:39No, I know he's here.
00:25:40No, I know he's here.
00:25:41Have you seen him?
00:25:43Have you seen him?
00:25:44LAUGHTER
00:25:45LAUGHTER
00:25:46Do you know Peter Crouch?
00:25:48He does that, like, funny dance, like...
00:25:50LAUGHTER
00:25:51Do the whole robot.
00:25:52He does that thing where you go, like...
00:25:54LAUGHTER
00:25:55LAUGHTER
00:25:56LAUGHTER
00:25:57LAUGHTER
00:25:58Excellent.
00:25:59Yeah.
00:26:00Go behind you and ask the other table.
00:26:03Has no-one seen him anywhere?
00:26:05Not missing.
00:26:06Say, I can smell him.
00:26:07I can smell him, I can smell his aftershave.
00:26:09Start smelling the cushion.
00:26:10LAUGHTER
00:26:11LAUGHTER
00:26:13I can smell him, I know he's in here.
00:26:16He's been here.
00:26:18That's my washing.
00:26:19LAUGHTER
00:26:20That's my washing.
00:26:21That's my washing.
00:26:22LAUGHTER
00:26:23LAUGHTER
00:26:24See, you're not lying to me, are you?
00:26:26Are you sure you're not lying to me?
00:26:27No.
00:26:28LAUGHTER
00:26:29I'm not sure, Adam.
00:26:30Not...
00:26:31Not...
00:26:32I'm sure.
00:26:33LAUGHTER
00:26:34I'm going to give you one last chance.
00:26:35LAUGHTER
00:26:36I'm not going to be joking.
00:26:37Um...
00:26:38I...
00:26:39I haven't seen him.
00:26:40LAUGHTER
00:26:41All right, fine.
00:26:42Go to the barmaid and ask her and then see him hiding.
00:26:44I think I might need to trick...
00:26:45Peter?
00:26:46How long did you get to Peter?
00:26:47LAUGHTER
00:26:48LAUGHTER
00:26:49LAUGHTER
00:26:50LAUGHTER
00:26:51LAUGHTER
00:26:52I think I might need to trick...
00:26:53Peter?
00:26:54How long did you get to Peter?
00:26:55LAUGHTER
00:26:57You just...
00:26:58You just...
00:26:59You just swallowed my face that you didn't see him, guys.
00:27:01It's terrible.
00:27:02Fair, your husband's hiding by the bar and aren't the one getting drunk.
00:27:05LAUGHTER
00:27:06What are you doing?
00:27:07What are you doing?
00:27:08I fell over.
00:27:09What do you mean he fell over?
00:27:10I feel like I've broken my ankle.
00:27:12LAUGHTER
00:27:14Get up now.
00:27:15We're going.
00:27:16We're going.
00:27:17Come on.
00:27:18Come on.
00:27:19Pete?
00:27:20It's unforgivable.
00:27:21Pub full of liars.
00:27:22You're unforgivable in this pub which is full of liars.
00:27:25Point him.
00:27:26Point him.
00:27:27Call him a liar.
00:27:28You're a complete liar.
00:27:29LAUGHTER
00:27:30I'm sorry, mate.
00:27:32I appreciate it.
00:27:33Thank you, mate.
00:27:34Very good.
00:27:35APPLAUSE
00:27:36OK.
00:27:37So, tour guide's going to go and get him and take him to the next part of his pub tour.
00:27:46So, you know that's the pub just behind us.
00:27:49So, the key thing for all of us now is to be very, very, very quiet.
00:27:52OK.
00:27:53They're coming round now.
00:27:54So, yeah, essentially it's one at a time because of the darts.
00:27:57Right.
00:27:58So, if you come through first.
00:27:59OK.
00:28:00Yeah.
00:28:01So, they do this amazing deal basically where we'll give you a dart.
00:28:04Right.
00:28:05If you hit a bullseye, you get your first drink free.
00:28:07Right.
00:28:08I'll show you here.
00:28:09I'll leave you with Misha.
00:28:10Hi, mate.
00:28:11How are you doing?
00:28:12Misha, I think we're going to go for the darts, please.
00:28:13Yeah.
00:28:14If that's all right.
00:28:15OK.
00:28:16Shall I give you this?
00:28:17And then you just have a good go.
00:28:18The dart ball's just behind you.
00:28:19Yeah.
00:28:20Yeah, if you give it a good go.
00:28:21Right.
00:28:22See if you get a bullseye, a free drink.
00:28:23OK.
00:28:24OK.
00:28:25OK.
00:28:26OK.
00:28:27OK.
00:28:28OK.
00:28:29OK.
00:28:30OK.
00:28:31OK.
00:28:32OK.
00:28:33OK.
00:28:34OK.
00:28:46OK.
00:28:47OK.
00:28:48OK.
00:28:52Ladies and gentlemen!
00:28:54It's our unexpected star of the show, Sam!
00:29:04Look over there, Sam.
00:29:06It's Jess and the kids.
00:29:12Come on, don't trip on the dartboard.
00:29:16So, Sam, I mean, after everything that just happened to you in that pub,
00:29:21I'm really surprised you were that shocked that something's going on.
00:29:29Yeah.
00:29:31This is the Theatre Royal.
00:29:34This is not the smallest pub in London.
00:29:38This is a pretend pub.
00:29:40This is Michael McIntyre's big show.
00:29:51APPLAUSE
00:29:57Two and a half thousand people in this theatre.
00:30:00Obviously, millions of people will be watching this at home.
00:30:03Yes. OK.
00:30:04We are all here to surprise you.
00:30:07Ah!
00:30:08Tell us how you're feeling, Sam.
00:30:12Erm...
00:30:16Overwhelmed.
00:30:18It's quite a shock.
00:30:20So, we've heard all about you.
00:30:21You have?
00:30:22Right.
00:30:23You've been nominated by your lovely wife, Jess.
00:30:25OK.
00:30:26Because you love singing, don't you?
00:30:28Yes.
00:30:31I do, yeah, yeah.
00:30:32I'm so worried about you.
00:30:33OK.
00:30:34Because you're speaking in...
00:30:36I'm worried about me too.
00:30:37Yeah.
00:30:39We've yet to get an entire sentence from you.
00:30:41OK.
00:30:42This whole conversation, it's like the lines breaking up.
00:30:45If this was on the phone, do you know what?
00:30:47I'll call you back.
00:30:48Is that better?
00:30:49The whole conversation...
00:30:50Yeah.
00:30:51Oh.
00:30:52No.
00:30:53Yeah.
00:30:54Fine.
00:30:55Yeah.
00:30:56No.
00:30:57Yeah.
00:30:58Yeah.
00:30:59I'm so...
00:31:00Are you going to throw up?
00:31:01I'm struggling breathing, to be fair.
00:31:02It's the breathing.
00:31:03OK.
00:31:04Yeah.
00:31:05I'm with you.
00:31:06Let's sit down.
00:31:07Let's sit.
00:31:08Let's sit.
00:31:09Let's sit.
00:31:10Are you all right?
00:31:11OK.
00:31:12Through the nose.
00:31:13Is that better?
00:31:14No.
00:31:15Oh.
00:31:16OK.
00:31:17You're going to take advantage of this incredible night, because this is about giving you a special
00:31:33moment in your life.
00:31:34It is.
00:31:35Wow.
00:31:36That's what Jess wanted for you, and that's what we all want for you.
00:31:38Isn't that right, ladies and gentlemen?
00:31:39CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
00:31:42So the question is, will you be tonight's unexpected star of the show?
00:31:49I will.
00:31:50OK.
00:31:51That's the warning of...
00:31:53All right.
00:31:54Up you get.
00:31:55Thank you very much.
00:31:56Ladies and gentlemen, our most overwhelmed unexpected star of the show, it's Sam!
00:32:06CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
00:32:11Time now, ladies and gentlemen, for some music.
00:32:14My next guest is a true global pop icon, with more than 30 million records sold.
00:32:21Please give it up for Melanie C!
00:32:25CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
00:32:27Keep your eyes on me, speed it up slowly, get your heart pumping, I'll make you, I'll make you sweat.
00:32:43Physical focus, body weight, hold it, feel the burn on it, I'll make you, I'll make you sweat.
00:32:50Push yourself for me, synchronize on three. Keep your jack, jump in, I'll make you, I'll make you sweat.
00:33:00I'll make you, I'll make you sweat.
00:33:03I'll make you, I'll make you, reach 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, stretch to 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, reach
00:33:127, 8, reach 2, 3, 4, 5, 6
00:33:157, 8 stretch 2, 3, 4
00:33:18I'll make you, I'll make you
00:33:20Reach 2, 3, 4, 5, 6
00:33:237, 8 stretch 2, 3, 4, 5, 6
00:33:277, 8 reach 2, 3, 4, 5, 6
00:33:307, 8 stretch 2, 3, 4
00:33:33I'll make you, I'll make you
00:33:35Keep your eyes on me
00:33:38Speed it up slowly
00:33:39Get your heart pumping
00:33:41I'll make you I'll make you sweat
00:33:43Physical focus
00:33:45Body weight hold it
00:33:47Feel the burn on it
00:33:49I'll make you I'll make you sweat
00:33:51Push yourself follow me
00:33:53Synchronize on three
00:33:55Keep your jack jumping
00:33:57I'll make you I'll make you sweat
00:33:59I'll make you I'll make you sweat
00:34:03I'll make you I'll make you
00:34:05Reach two three four five six seven eight
00:34:09Stretch two three four five
00:34:11I'll make you I'll make you I'll make you
00:34:13Reach two three four five six seven eight
00:34:17Stretch two three four five
00:34:19I'll make you I'll make you
00:34:27Set yourself free
00:34:29Till the feeling goes on
00:34:31And on and on
00:34:33And on
00:34:35Set yourself free
00:34:37Till the feeling goes on
00:34:39And on and on and on
00:34:41Set yourself free
00:34:43Till the feeling
00:34:45Goes on and on
00:34:47And on and on
00:34:49Set yourself free
00:34:51Till the feeling goes on
00:34:53And on and on
00:34:55And on and over and over
00:34:57And on and on and over
00:34:59Reach two three four five six seven eight
00:35:01Stretch two three four
00:35:03I'll make you I'll make you
00:35:33I'll make you I'll make you sweat
00:35:35I'll make you I'll make you sweat
00:35:51That was incredible!
00:35:53Thank you so much!
00:35:55So, what are you doing? Is there an album? Is there a tour?
00:35:57There is. There is. There's an album coming soon.
00:35:59First in May, it's released. Very good.
00:36:01There's going to be some other songs that you're going to hear before that drops.
00:36:04Can I come and see you on tour?
00:36:05You can come and see me at Brixton Academy in October.
00:36:08Very good. Yes!
00:36:09You are amazing. Thank you so much for coming.
00:36:11Thank you so much. An amazing new song.
00:36:13Mel C, she's here, she's back!
00:36:15Melody C!
00:36:24Ladies and gentlemen, it is now time to play
00:36:27The Midnight Game Show!
00:36:31This, of course, is the only show where if you snooze...
00:36:38You snooze!
00:36:40Correct!
00:36:41So let's find out whose bedroom I snuck into in the dead of night.
00:36:46He is a former England rugby star with 95 caps for England.
00:36:57And, of course, he appeared in the amazing Celebrity Traitors,
00:37:00the legend that is...
00:37:02Joe Mahler!
00:37:03God, Joe!
00:37:04God, Joe!
00:37:05God, Joe!
00:37:15Hi, Joe!
00:37:16How are you?
00:37:17Oh, yes, I didn't know how I was going to...
00:37:19OK!
00:37:20Oh, God!
00:37:21OK, thank you.
00:37:23I always wanted to cradle you.
00:37:24Oh, God.
00:37:25Oh, God.
00:37:26In my bosom.
00:37:27Oh, God.
00:37:28Enough!
00:37:29Enough!
00:37:30Get off!
00:37:31Get off!
00:37:32Oh!
00:37:33Hello!
00:37:34So, Joe, um, welcome.
00:37:37It's good to see you.
00:37:38It's really good to see you again.
00:37:40LAUGHTER
00:37:43Well, let's enjoy...
00:37:45Unlikely...
00:37:46LAUGHTER
00:37:48The Midnight Game Show!
00:37:51CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
00:37:55Am I not going to have a gum shield?
00:37:57LAUGHTER
00:37:58I've got a sort of gag reflex.
00:38:01LAUGHTER
00:38:02It's quite hard to get this in.
00:38:04This is the only reason I wasn't a rugby player.
00:38:08Do I have a gum shield?
00:38:09LAUGHTER
00:38:10How the hell do I put this in?
00:38:19It's the top of Kingston.
00:38:21It's the top of Kingston.
00:38:22What?
00:38:23Country done with the broken shoes.
00:38:25You all right?
00:38:26LAUGHTER
00:38:28LAUGHTER
00:38:30LAUGHTER
00:38:31LAUGHTER
00:38:32LAUGHTER
00:38:33Oh, God.
00:38:34LAUGHTER
00:38:35If he decides to...
00:38:37If he does decide to punch you...
00:38:39All right.
00:38:40It's not going to make much difference.
00:38:41LAUGHTER
00:38:42I've suffered enough.
00:38:43I'm going in shieldless.
00:38:44OK.
00:38:45OK.
00:38:46OK.
00:38:47Keep it down.
00:38:48Keep it down.
00:38:49Keep it down.
00:38:50Keep it down.
00:38:52OK.
00:38:53Let's go out.
00:38:54лучше from the car from the car from the car to the car.
00:39:03Hey, now.
00:39:05That's quick.
00:40:14I'm Joe.
00:40:15How are you?
00:40:16Welcome to your Midnight Game Show!
00:40:26Hi, Joe. How are you? This is... Hi, Daze.
00:40:30How are you, darling? Come on in, Nigel. Read the riot act.
00:40:33Let's get him focused.
00:40:35This is your... This is your Midnight Game Show.
00:40:38Show some respect to the referees, Joe.
00:40:40I've finished that now and no-nonsense. Listen to the rules.
00:40:42Not like you've done before.
00:40:44Not like you...
00:40:48It was going to turn there. Thank God you were here.
00:40:52What's going on?
00:40:54Why is there so many people in my bedroom?
00:40:58This is going to be my main show. The bedside clock is ticking.
00:41:01Thank you very much. We'll need you in a second.
00:41:04What is going on?
00:41:06This fella... Oh, yes.
00:41:08This one walking in in the dark... Yes.
00:41:10He's getting it.
00:41:12That's a relief. That's an absolute blessing relief.
00:41:16Oh, I can't wait. Please continue, Michael. This is...
00:41:20I'm in my element here.
00:41:22As you can tell.
00:41:23So I'm actually going to ask you to put a blindfold on.
00:41:27And we're going to play a game.
00:41:29Shall we?
00:41:30This is... No.
00:41:32Well, nothing's happened yet. You've got a blindfold on.
00:41:34Okay.
00:41:35Is this why you took the dogs who had Lauren and Dan?
00:41:37Yeah.
00:41:38Yeah.
00:41:39Now, we're going to play a game called...
00:41:42Whose bum is in the scrum?
00:41:45Can I ask you to take off your blindfold?
00:41:48Right.
00:41:50Right.
00:41:51Now, before you are three bottoms.
00:41:55Bottoms.
00:41:56Can you identify them?
00:41:58Are you getting anything?
00:41:59One in red?
00:42:00Yes.
00:42:01Quite...
00:42:02If that is who I think it is, you're going to need some help, my friend.
00:42:08Is he a fellow countryman of yours, sir?
00:42:11He might be, yes.
00:42:12That's Adam Jones.
00:42:13All right.
00:42:14Let's find out if it is Adam Jones.
00:42:17It is Jolpy!
00:42:20Now, we're having words.
00:42:25Not now.
00:42:27But we're having something.
00:42:29Something?
00:42:30It's really nice to see you, though.
00:42:32Have you seen readers?
00:42:33What is going on?
00:42:35Oh, no.
00:42:36Goodness.
00:42:37It's the Midnight Game Show.
00:42:38There's two more here.
00:42:40Do you want to hazard a guess?
00:42:42It's Chicken Legs, isn't it?
00:42:44If that's Chicken Legs, and he's in my bedroom...
00:42:48It is indeed Mr Moore, your old PE teacher, a.k.a. Chicken Legs.
00:42:55My favourite teacher ever, actually.
00:42:57Just to clarify, I didn't call him Chicken Legs at school.
00:43:00You are a man who can call anybody what you want to call them.
00:43:03I'd love to say out loud what I want to call you right now.
00:43:07Don't mess with me.
00:43:08I've got protection.
00:43:09I've come into your bedroom wearing protection.
00:43:11OK.
00:43:12So, what are you thinking?
00:43:14Is number two an icon of the game of rugby?
00:43:18I would say yes.
00:43:19It...
00:43:20No.
00:43:21No.
00:43:22No.
00:43:23No.
00:43:24That can't be him.
00:43:25I mean, you know...
00:43:26It's Australian.
00:43:27Correct.
00:43:28Is that George Gregan?
00:43:29No.
00:43:30What?
00:43:31Yes, it is.
00:43:32Greetings.
00:43:33Greetings.
00:43:34Greetings.
00:43:35Greetings.
00:43:36Ladies and gentlemen, in the World Cup winning, Australia's second most packed player,
00:43:41is George Gregan in your bedroom.
00:43:42It's great to see you.
00:43:43Thank you so much.
00:43:44What about that?
00:43:45Huge round of applause.
00:43:46Thank you so much.
00:43:47Well, let's keep the fun going.
00:43:48Please welcome Blue Hydrangea.
00:43:49Hello, Joe!
00:43:50It's time we're going to drag!
00:43:51Take that off, Richard.
00:43:52Yes, you and Blue Hydrangea are going to have a lip sync battle.
00:43:53So, she's going to quickly dress you...
00:43:54Come on, Joe.
00:43:55Come on, Joe.
00:43:56So, she's going to quickly dress you.
00:43:57Come on, Joe.
00:43:58Come on, Joe.
00:43:59Oh, my God, thank you.
00:44:00Somebody say hi!
00:44:01Thank you so much.
00:44:02Thank you so much.
00:44:03Thank you so much.
00:44:05What about that?
00:44:06Huge round of applause.
00:44:07Thank you so much.
00:44:08Well, let's keep the fun going.
00:44:09Please welcome Blue Hydrangea.
00:44:12Hello, Joe!
00:44:13It's time we're going to drag.
00:44:14Ha, ha, ha!
00:44:15Ha!
00:44:16Ha!
00:44:17Ha!
00:44:18Ha!
00:44:19I'm going to quickly dress you, Moncho.
00:44:21It's time to get ready.
00:44:29So, on Nigel's whistle, the music will start,
00:44:33and then the lip-sync battle will begin.
00:44:35All right, here we go.
00:44:38What were we lip-sync?
00:44:40Here we go.
00:44:42Yes!
00:44:48Yes!
00:44:49Yeah!
00:45:05OK.
00:45:06So, Nigel, who would you say is the winner
00:45:09of the lip-sync battle?
00:45:12Mm.
00:45:15Blue Hydrainger.
00:45:16Yeah!
00:45:17Oh, very close.
00:45:22Oh, George, you!
00:45:24Thank you very much.
00:45:26Blue Hydrainger!
00:45:28Very good.
00:45:29OK, quick face wipe.
00:45:32All right, well, Joe, you've been exceptional.
00:45:35What's this?
00:45:37Is it a check?
00:45:39I don't know.
00:45:40I hope it's a check.
00:45:42Joe, you have been summoned to the round table
00:45:45by order of the traitors.
00:45:47Would you like to come downstairs?
00:45:50We've only got a rectangular table.
00:45:53I think we'll find things have changed.
00:45:56LAUGHTER
00:46:02Oh, sweet dream.
00:46:09Right, OK.
00:46:12All right.
00:46:14All right, well, thanks.
00:46:17Just who is hello.
00:46:18We've been wanting to do the kitchen up for a while, actually.
00:46:21This is a hell of a job.
00:46:27Well, this is giving me some flashbacks.
00:46:51Oh, dear.
00:47:01Good evening.
00:47:03Welcome to tonight's banishment.
00:47:07Joe Marla.
00:47:10I'm here to decipher who is a traitor and who is a faithful.
00:47:17Yeah, I know how the game works.
00:47:18I, before you, sit three faithfuls or traitors.
00:47:26When I touch you on the shoulder, you must reveal who you are.
00:47:41Sorry, I'm just going to squeeze past.
00:47:48The suspense.
00:47:58That's what...
00:47:59Diane from The Traitors.
00:48:08It's...
00:48:09Yes, Joe.
00:48:11Jazz from The Traitors.
00:48:14Hello, Joe.
00:48:15Absolutely scumbag.
00:48:18I was playing paddle with you yesterday.
00:48:21What a good time we had.
00:48:22I am going to ask you, Joe, to find out who is a traitor and who is a faithful.
00:48:31Which of these traitors or faithfuls has a cocktail sausage currently in their mouth?
00:48:40We can ask you some questions.
00:48:44Now, I'm feeling this isn't quite as tricky as it could have been.
00:48:49Where would you like to start?
00:48:50I will start with Jazz.
00:48:52Jazz, how did you get down here to this part of Sussex?
00:48:57Some brook.
00:48:58Okay, thank you.
00:49:00Thank you for answering.
00:49:02Diane, would you be able to repeat this sentence for me, please?
00:49:07Mm-hmm.
00:49:09She sells seashells on a seashell.
00:49:12She sells seashells on a seashell.
00:49:18Okay, I think you've only done it a little bit there.
00:49:20Harry, you've got a sausage in your mouth or not?
00:49:26Definitely not.
00:49:28Harry, you've got a sausage in your mouth, mate.
00:49:30Yeah, I can see it.
00:49:34I'll try.
00:49:35Do I have to keep it in?
00:49:36No, you can either eat it.
00:49:40Don't worry, the dogs are going to get it too much.
00:49:42Okay, the dogs will get it too much.
00:49:44Just leave the sausage on the floor, please.
00:49:47Okay, even better.
00:49:48So, you correctly identified Harry as a traitor.
00:49:52Yes.
00:49:54Don't get too comfortable.
00:49:57Roy, one of you will be murdered.
00:50:00What?
00:50:00I don't know, that's what Claudia says.
00:50:08Okay, pop back in, babe.
00:50:10Thank you very much, and good night!
00:50:18All right.
00:50:19All right.
00:50:20It's just gone on.
00:50:23Oh, my God.
00:50:26Um...
00:50:27I realise there's people still in our bedroom.
00:50:31Um...
00:50:32F*** off.
00:50:36All of you.
00:50:38Oi, boom man.
00:50:41Take your boom.
00:50:43I'm trying to remain calm and pleasant now, but...
00:50:47I think it's time we all say goodbye.
00:50:53So, goodbye.
00:50:54CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
00:50:55CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
00:51:01Oh, this is a good night game show, ladies and gentlemen.
00:51:03What about that?
00:51:04That was so, so good.
00:51:06APPLAUSE
00:51:07Oh, my God.
00:51:08Joe?
00:51:09No.
00:51:10Fun.
00:51:10No.
00:51:11Really fun.
00:51:12Um...
00:51:13Joe, you are a legend.
00:51:14LAUGHTER
00:51:15You were amazing at the good night game show.
00:51:17Yeah.
00:51:17You were very, very welcoming, ultimately.
00:51:19Yeah.
00:51:20LAUGHTER
00:51:21You did enjoy it.
00:51:23On record, you are welcome back any time you want.
00:51:27OK.
00:51:28Honestly.
00:51:29And I mean that.
00:51:30I never know what you mean, Joe.
00:51:32LAUGHTER
00:51:33It's quite tense.
00:51:34Exactly.
00:51:35OK.
00:51:36LAUGHTER
00:51:38But just realise this.
00:51:40Yes.
00:51:41There may come a day...
00:51:42Oh.
00:51:43..where I'm in your bedroom.
00:51:45LAUGHTER
00:51:46CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
00:51:48I don't know what for, but I might be there, OK?
00:51:55OK, well, what I can guarantee for you, Joe,
00:51:59is that that won't happen again,
00:52:00because I'm going to bestow upon you our iconic Midnight Game Show,
00:52:06Do Not Disturb sign.
00:52:07Oh, fantastic, thank you.
00:52:09LAUGHTER
00:52:10So, this is to guarantee that this will never happen again.
00:52:15Yeah.
00:52:15So, that's for you.
00:52:16Yeah, no, I guessed that.
00:52:18OK.
00:52:19Really?
00:52:20Erm...
00:52:21Joe Marla...
00:52:22No?
00:52:23No.
00:52:24Joe...
00:52:25Oh, come on, we'll do it properly.
00:52:26Oh, no, not one of those big hugs where you really hurt me.
00:52:27LAUGHTER
00:52:28No, no, just like a nice one.
00:52:29OK.
00:52:30I like you a lot.
00:52:31OK.
00:52:34Thank you, mate.
00:52:35Ladies and gentlemen, is a total sensation...
00:52:39Joe Marla!
00:52:41CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
00:52:43Ladies and gentlemen, earlier tonight, as you remember, we surprised Sam.
00:52:53Since then, he's been busy rehearsing and is now waiting patiently backstage for his big moment.
00:52:58So, let's have a little look at how he's been getting on since that extraordinary moment earlier.
00:53:05MUSIC
00:53:08I very rarely am lost for words.
00:53:10And I very rarely get nervous.
00:53:12But I was nervous and lost for words.
00:53:16CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
00:53:18How are you, Sam?
00:53:20I'm coming to the realisation now.
00:53:22I work in the day in the construction industry and I don't maybe look like a singer.
00:53:27Bit softer on your lens now.
00:53:29But I've loved singing since I was a kid.
00:53:32It wasn't very cool to sing when you were younger.
00:53:34And then I just thought when I got older, I just really enjoyed it.
00:53:37I'd maybe not been good at something up until that point.
00:53:39So, I entered a karaoke competition and it just got a really good reaction.
00:53:43So, I went with it.
00:53:45MUSIC
00:53:47Lily, my daughter, is my harshest critic.
00:53:49She's 13.
00:53:50My son, Leo, is nine.
00:53:52Jessica.
00:53:53Mum and Dad.
00:53:56Oh, sorry.
00:53:57Yeah.
00:53:58So, that's the reason you do things.
00:54:01To sing in London, on a stage, you're going to be broadcast to millions of people.
00:54:06And for your family to watch.
00:54:08It is a bit of a dream to do that.
00:54:10But I'm excited and quite nervous.
00:54:13Well, ladies and gentlemen, please give him all your love and all your encouragement.
00:54:24It is our unexpected star of tonight's show, Sam!
00:54:28CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
00:54:31There ain't no God in this river.
00:54:40That I've been washing my hands in forever.
00:54:41I know there is hope in these waters.
00:54:53But I can't bring myself to swim.
00:54:57When I am drowning in this silence, baby.
00:54:58Let me in.
00:54:59Go easy on me, baby.
00:55:00Let me in.
00:55:01Go easy on me, baby.
00:55:02I was still a child.
00:55:03I didn't get the chance to swim.
00:55:04I need a hope in these waters.
00:55:05But I can't bring myself to swim.
00:55:06I need a hope in these waters.
00:55:07But I can't bring myself to swim.
00:55:09I can't bring myself to swim.
00:55:11I can't bring myself to swim when I am drowning in this silence, baby.
00:55:14Let me in.
00:55:16Go easy on me, baby.
00:55:21Easy on me, baby
00:55:25I was still a child
00:55:28I didn't get the chance to
00:55:33Feel the world around me
00:55:39I had no time to choose
00:55:42What I chose to do
00:55:46So go easy on me
00:55:50There ain't no room
00:56:02For the things to change
00:56:06When we are both so deeply
00:56:10Stuck in our ways
00:56:12You can deny
00:56:16How hard I've tried
00:56:20I changed who I was to
00:56:24Put you both first
00:56:26But now I give up
00:56:30Go easy on me, baby
00:56:36I was still a child
00:56:39I didn't get the chance to
00:56:43Feel the world around me
00:56:50I had no time to choose
00:56:53What I chose to do
00:56:57So go easy on me
00:57:05Go easy on me
00:57:09Go easy on me, baby
00:57:17I was still a child
00:57:20I didn't get the chance to
00:57:24Feel the world around me
00:57:30I had no time to choose
00:57:34That's what I chose to do
00:57:37So go easy on me
00:57:42So go easy on me
00:57:50Go easy on you
00:58:09I didn't get the chance to
00:58:13CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
00:58:34That's it, Mum Lorraine.
00:58:40Oh, my...
00:58:43Well, what an incredible performance.
00:58:49How do you feel?
00:58:51Amazing, amazing.
00:58:53Just...
00:58:55Thank you so much.
00:58:57Honestly, like, you know, to come and sing in a theatre like this,
00:59:01it's like a lifelong thing, so...
00:59:04It's been fantastic, and all of you, I just can't believe how you've,
00:59:08A, kept it a secret this long,
00:59:10and, B, how I didn't twig cos I thought I was pretty switched on with things like this.
00:59:14Maybe not.
00:59:15But, no, it's been wonderful.
00:59:17It's...
00:59:18I've always wanted to do something big and sing to a big audience like this,
00:59:23so thank you all very much.
00:59:26Yeah.
00:59:27We were so honoured to give you that moment.
00:59:30Oh, genuinely.
00:59:31Our incredible, unexpected star of tonight's show,
00:59:35it's Sam!
00:59:36CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
00:59:41Thank you very much, goodnight, bravo!
00:59:43Next week, I steal KSI's phone and surprise two young lads at the WWE.
00:59:50There's music from Miles Smith and Sophie Ellis-Bexter gets the shock of her life.
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