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00:00My name is Diane Welch, congresswoman for the district of Glendale. I don't think America can
00:18afford any more corporate influence in Washington. War never changes. I know what you're planning to
00:26do, Barb. Poor Janie. Wouldn't you? There are worse people out there than me, Coop. We definitely
00:35got to sell it. We'll give it to a good person. Stop them! Press the button. It's the only
00:45way. It's just you and me now, Betts. The water crisis in 33 is getting worse. There's a keepsake
01:04box that Hank brought with him to Vault 31. It's locked. But if you bring me that box,
01:11I'll consider giving you access to our water. Forced evolutionary virus.
01:18Forced evolutionary virus.
01:25Why?
01:26What is this?
01:35What is this?
01:37Fuck!
01:38Hey!
01:39What's this?
01:40Hey!
01:41What did you do?
01:42What's this?
01:43Hey!
01:44What's this?
01:45Hey!
01:53Have you seen Woody?
01:56No, huh?
01:58Hey, what about Woody?
02:15They're coming!
02:25They're coming!
02:27No!
02:45No!
02:53No!
02:55No!
02:57No!
02:59No!
03:01No!
03:07Oh, no!
03:09Jesus!
03:11Hold!
03:12Back to the internment camp, hosers!
03:15Turn around and start walking or I will shoot!
03:19What the f-
03:46Oh...
03:49No!
03:50Oh, no!
03:56No!
03:57Oh, baby, it's okay.
04:01Oh, it's okay, baby.
04:04You just go south.
04:06You cross that border, and you keep going south.
04:10You get somewhere warm.
04:12I know I raised you, Catherine.
04:15I know I raised you, Catherine.
04:17I know I raised you, Catherine.
04:20I know I raised you, Catherine.
04:22I know I raised you, Catherine.
04:25I know I raised you, Catherine.
04:27You forget all that, okay?
04:29You forget everything those people ever said.
04:31You're coming with me.
04:32It's too late from the love.
04:36There's a flood coming.
04:39And you keep your head above that water any way you can.
04:43And you get south of that border,
04:44and you cling to the highest branch you can find,
04:47and you survive.
04:55If you have to hurt people, God won't judge you.
05:15Hey, beautiful.
05:17Passport.
05:27Don't think of them as human beings.
05:30Think of them as Americans.
05:47When you're smiling.
05:48When you're smiling.
05:53When you're smiling.
05:54When you're smiling.
05:56When you're smiling.
06:00The whole world smiles with you.
06:02The whole world smiles with you
06:11When you're lovely
06:16When you're lovely
06:21The sun comes shining through
06:29But when you're crying
06:34Well, I guess this is one way to save the world.
06:39But it's wrong.
06:43Perfect is the enemy of good, Lucy.
06:54What does it do to their brains?
06:56Tie these things up a bit.
06:59Cleans the memory of the horrors they've experienced.
07:04This style controls how much amnesia they have.
07:08And the mainframe implants new ideas in their heads.
07:11Turning these wastelanders into well-meaning good people.
07:16Hm.
07:23I'm shutting this whole thing down and I'm bringing you home.
07:26How do I do that?
07:29Once the procedure's been finished, it's irreversible.
07:32Fine.
07:33And how do I stop you from making more?
07:35Well, we have to destroy the mainframe which programs the boxes.
07:40And that's in the basement.
07:41How do I get there?
07:42It's a bit of a hike.
07:45Let's take the golf cart.
07:47What's a golf cart?
07:53Oh.
07:54Lucy.
07:56This has got to be fun.
08:01Strengthen it out.
08:02There you go.
08:03All right.
08:04Back.
08:05Good.
08:06Good.
08:07Now you're doing great.
08:10You're doing great.
08:11Take your feet up.
08:12All right, these are tough you, Lucy.
08:14You don't use both feet.
08:15But...
08:16there's two pedals!
08:17I know.
08:18But you just use one foot for both pedals.
08:19It doesn't make any sense.
08:21You'll get it.
08:24You're doing great.
08:26You're doing great.
08:30I really wish we'd have a normal life, sugar bomb.
08:38We didn't have one, Dad.
08:40You wrecked it.
08:56The mainframe is in there.
09:00Okay, I need water and I need potassium.
09:03Make an explosive?
09:05What if you don't have potassium?
09:08I can make do with, um...
09:10Come on, you got this.
09:12Oh, mind the floor.
09:14I just mopped.
09:26You know, the Legion is still out there.
09:41I know.
09:43They're gonna hurt a lot of people.
09:46Yes.
09:50With what you've created, you could stop them.
09:56We could stop them, Lucy.
10:26Hey.
10:29Just a couple of ghouls.
10:31Isn't that right?
10:32Just a couple of ghouls.
10:34Isn't that right?
10:38Just talking ghoul stuff.
10:40So you fought that guy?
10:41Yeah, but I was wearing power armor.
10:42Well, you know, that armor is really hard to operate.
10:49I was in that shit.
10:50Trying to pick up a cup in the cafeteria.
10:53That was crazy.
10:55You sure it was something flawlessly?
10:57I am.
10:59You said he was in that shit.
11:01Oh, mother?
11:02Oh, you know, that armor is really hard to operate.
11:04I was in that shit.
11:05Trying to pick up a cup at the cafeteria.
11:07That's crazy.
11:08You sure he was something for all I am?
11:10They said he would take us to Lucy.
11:14Hey, where are we going?
11:16Lucky 38.
11:19Uh, we're going the wrong direction.
11:21Vegas is that way.
11:23If you want to save the girl,
11:25you're gonna have to get into an impenetrable vault,
11:27the same vault my family's in.
11:30To get there, you're gonna have to cross the strip.
11:33If you want to cross the strip,
11:35you're gonna have to kill a pack of death crawls.
11:37We need to kid up.
11:42So Lucy's in Las Vegas.
11:44I can see why you two got along so well.
11:47Yeah, why's that?
11:48Because you ask a lot of goddamn questions.
11:54I got a question for you.
12:00How do you have that?
12:02Whoa, whoa, whoa, okay.
12:04Maybe before things escalate here,
12:06we can maybe all agree that he's got a gun?
12:10Open your hand.
12:15Just let him see it.
12:16This is for Lucy.
12:29She's a good person.
12:33She'll do the right thing with it.
12:35Thanks for helping my friend get back to his hotel room.
12:54Not to worry, sir.
12:56I bet you've seen a lot in this town.
13:02Hey.
13:03Yeah?
13:04I've seen your face on those billboards for the vaults.
13:07Yeah.
13:11Do you have any idea how a gal on minimum wage can get into one?
13:15I'm sorry, sweetheart, but the vaults aren't all they're cracked up to be.
13:20Maybe the best thing that we could hope for is that enough people do the right thing so that the vaults aren't necessary.
13:27Well, that's a nice sentiment.
13:32But I think I have a better chance of getting in a vault.
13:40Do you know how I could get a job at Vault Tech?
13:42Ask him.
14:12Ask him.
14:13Ask him.
14:14Ask him, but your dimension would be.
14:15Ask him.
14:16Ask him.
14:17Ask him.
14:19Oh man, Holmes, and he either are many of them 10 or 30 meters away in the final time for more than 20 years.
14:21I went average a number of men, an hour of hisgart, not so hard for this year.
14:23When he ended up being on a helicopter, he was not very well.
14:24However, astronomical, is also kind ofç•°overs.
14:28His dreamamy has been with her, my girl Timothy.
14:31On a ha ha, he will be replied to my�� sparrow for his too, honey, not so hard to get the scary coffee at heart or she grew her face.
14:35Oh my God.
14:36And the sea, I found Owen, still, he bought it for one, too.
14:40Hi.
14:50Hi.
14:53Thank you very much for meeting me.
14:55Thank you for bailing me out of jail.
14:58I know you're a good person.
15:01And I know that you're trying to do the right thing.
15:05I want to believe in people like you
15:08that fight for all the right things,
15:11but you don't make it easy.
15:14I saw you at that VA meeting last week.
15:18Why can't good people like you
15:19just learn to sell it better?
15:22I don't know.
15:23How's that worked in your experience?
15:30How much do you actually know about the company
15:33that put you on all those billboards?
15:36More than I did when I signed that contract.
15:38So you know why your wife is in Las Vegas?
15:41They're delivering the most powerful technology in the world
15:44to the most powerful man in the world.
15:47Robert House wants to die out so he can live forever.
15:50And Valtek gets the bombs in exchange.
15:54And when they do that...
15:56They'll be the only ones left.
15:57And that's what they want.
15:59What if my wife's deal fell through?
16:11What would you do
16:12with infinite energy?
16:15Give it away
16:16to the public.
16:17I know
16:24how it's being transported.
16:29If I could deliver it to you,
16:31I'll need assurances.
16:33No offense, but I...
16:34No, I get it.
16:35I wouldn't give it to me either.
16:37But
16:37if it helps,
16:39two hours ago,
16:40an unmarked government plane
16:42landed at McCarran Airport.
16:43The president of the United States
16:46is in Las Vegas.
16:47How would you feel
16:48about giving it directly to him?
16:50You can get me a meeting
16:51with the president.
16:52Yes.
16:57That will work.
16:59Give him the diode,
17:00and we can put an end
17:02to 25 years of resource wars
17:04tonight.
17:04Holy quill.
17:19Oh, huh.
17:44Oh, my hello, darling.
17:49I'm sure you probably know this,
17:53but I'm actually kind of new to all this ghoul stuff.
17:56Yeah, still got my nose.
17:59That's the worst thing, really,
18:00just waiting for it to fall off.
18:03Just hurry it up already.
18:05You know?
18:07And then there's this.
18:09This is normal, right?
18:16Huh.
18:19Okay.
18:22I'm gonna dial this in, you know,
18:24cuz it's got a...
18:25Hey, anybody see a scope?
18:27Uh, let me know.
18:28You know, I could really use a scope.
18:30I don't understand.
18:31Why are you helping us with all this?
18:35Well,
18:36ain't nothing in this world for free.
18:38This is a transaction.
18:40You wanna get your girlfriend,
18:42you gonna need some weapons to take down some deathclaws.
18:45Now you want what's in this room.
18:48You got to give me what's in your pocket.
18:50I told you.
18:52It's for Lucy.
18:54So you wanna give that thing to a good person
18:56so they can save the world.
18:58I understand.
19:00But in order to save that good person,
19:05you gonna have to give it to a really bad person.
19:10In all my years, I've only ever seen one man
19:13come out on top in Vegas.
19:15We got to do it like he did.
19:20And what's that exactly?
19:26He rigged the game.
19:45You always end up...
20:00back where you started.
20:02Huh?
20:06Now you understand.
20:15But he's not one of us.
20:27He's been lying to us this entire time.
20:31So what do we do with him?
20:33He's dangerous.
20:34He's untrustworthy.
20:36Right, right.
20:37And if we let him go,
20:38he could come back and try and kill us.
20:39Yeah.
20:40Right?
20:41Wait, I'm actually pretty sure
20:42that the Vault-Tec Handbook says
20:44that impersonating management
20:45is punishable by death.
20:48Oh.
20:49Well,
20:50if you're pretty sure
20:51the Vault-Tec Handbook says that,
20:52I mean...
20:53If, you know,
20:54if that's protocol.
20:55Yeah.
20:56Right?
20:57Yeah.
20:58He's awake.
20:59Oh, rats.
21:01What do we do?
21:03Knock him out again.
21:05What's gonna happen in my vault?
21:08No.
21:09This can't be good for your brain.
21:10No.
21:11No. No.
21:12No.
21:15No. No. No. No.
21:17No. No.
21:18No....
21:20No. No. No...
21:29Ashley...
21:30I'm forever blowing bubbles
21:35So I saw we're getting married tomorrow.
21:56I'm so excited.
22:01I'm just curious.
22:04Why?
22:05Chet, I'm working.
22:09I'm working.
22:13I'm working.
22:15I'm working.
22:19I'm working.
22:21I'm working.
22:25I'm working.
22:27I'm working.
22:30I'm working.
22:32I'm working.
22:36I'm working.
22:40I'm working.
22:42I'm working.
22:48I'm working.
22:50I'm working.
22:52I'm working.
22:54I'm working.
22:56I'm working.
22:58I'm working.
23:00I'm working.
23:02I'm working.
23:03I'm working.
23:04I'm working.
23:06I'm working.
23:08I'm working.
23:10I'm working.
23:12I'm working.
23:14I'm working.
23:16I'm working.
23:18I'm working.
23:20I'm working.
23:21I'm working.
23:23I'm working.
23:25I'm working.
23:27I'm working.
23:29I'm working.
23:31I'm working.
23:35I'm working.
23:38Reminder.
23:39Water rationing remains in effect until further notice.
23:41Showers are outlawed.
23:43And so is flushing the toilet.
23:47Oh, my God.
24:17Oh, Henry.
24:36You and your secrets.
24:47Oh, my God.
25:17Congratulations.
25:29On your engagement.
25:36Do you have people spying on me, Betty?
25:40Of course I do.
25:44You're so much like how I remember you.
25:50We were scared of you.
25:51But I sometimes forget how much I learned in the time you were still under.
25:59I learned my fair share before I went under.
26:07You gave your word to divert 50% of your water production to Vault 33.
26:19Oh, so help me.
26:22You'll get your water.
26:32Whatever you're up to, I want no part of it.
26:37I just want these people to live in peace.
26:44The deal was for the water, Betty.
26:48I can't speak for the future.
26:54That's bigger than us.
26:55Good night.
27:09I can't speak for the future.
27:11Good night.
27:15Good night.
27:15Good night.
27:49Why are they looking at us like that?
28:19Yeah.
28:21Once we cross over there, we're gonna have to move fast.
28:26Only about 50 yards to those steps, but those things are quick.
28:38Understood.
28:39Now, I forget up on that roof.
28:40Oh.
28:41Uh...
28:42Whoa.
28:43Uh, yeah, I would.
28:44I just seem to be having sort of a medical episode here.
28:46This sort of thing happens to folks like us all the time, right?
28:47Uh...
28:48Dude, maybe you should hang back this time, that is.
28:49You sure?
28:50Your arm fell off.
28:51You know, if you just give me a few minutes here, I bet I can sort it out.
28:53If I can get the finger on the trigger, then I can get the situated thing.
28:54Oh.
28:55Uh...
28:56Whoa.
28:57Uh, yeah, yeah, I would.
28:58I just seem to be having sort of a medical episode here.
29:03This sort of thing happens to folks like us all the time, right?
29:08Uh...
29:09Dude, maybe you should hang back this time, that is.
29:11You sure?
29:12Your arm fell off.
29:13You know, if you just give me a few minutes here, I bet I can sort it out.
29:18If I can get the finger on the trigger, then I can get the situated...
29:42Okie-dokie.
30:12To the end of the rainbows...
30:22Our part of gold...
30:39Mashed potatoes.
30:41Mashed potatoes.
30:43Tastes like home.
30:45Always your favorite.
30:47Norm, not so much.
31:08Will there be anything else?
31:11Well, I think we're fine. Thank you.
31:13Can I ask you a question?
31:15Yes?
31:19Do you remember me?
31:25Yes. This morning.
31:27No, from the hill where we first met.
31:33You lived there for 25 years.
31:34Lucy?
31:36Do you remember the new California Republic?
31:41We're fine here. Thank you.
31:49The new California Republic.
31:55It's just like the Legion.
32:00They all have their problems.
32:01Lucy.
32:03High taxes.
32:05Expansionist tendencies.
32:08Unpopular foreign policy.
32:09Trust me.
32:10You'll understand when you're older.
32:16Bless it.
32:17Let me help you.
32:27Careful, it's hot.
32:29Here.
32:31I think I do understand.
32:43One side is murdering people, enslaving them, crucifying them, and the other side is just vaguely problematic.
32:51Lucy, no.
32:57You know, I have to admit, you always were her good father.
33:00Thanks to you, I'm not a fudging idiot.
33:02Lucy.
33:03I'm shutting down the mainframe.
33:04Lucy, do not...
33:05Lucy!
33:06Oh, God.
33:20We have to get out of here.
33:23I have to do something first.
33:31Hello?
33:32This is Norma Clayne from Vault 33.
33:36Lucy, if you're out there...
33:40I'm on the surface.
33:41I need your help.
33:56Dad, if you can hear me, what's gonna happen to our vault?
34:02Why didn't you tell me?
34:03Why didn't you tell us the truth?
34:07Why didn't you tell us the truth?
34:25And do you, Overseer Stephanie Harper, take Vault Dweller Chet to be your lawfully wedded husband?
34:31I do.
34:34And do you, Vault Dweller Chet, take Overseer Steph to be your wife?
34:39Just say I do.
34:56I don't.
34:57I now pronounce you...
34:58I don't.
35:07Chad.
35:09Don't do this.
35:16I don't know.
35:16I, uh, maybe we should just keep going.
35:22It just seemed like the only time that I was going to have a lot of, you know, witnesses around
35:33to say I think that Steph is part of some kind of plan to hurt us.
35:39I don't know what exactly, but I don't think that Woody is in Vault 31.
35:45I think that Steph hurt him.
35:47I found his glasses in our garbage disposal.
35:50That is a serious accusation.
35:57Where are these glasses?
36:00I put them back in the disposal.
36:09Cold feet's normal.
36:11Let's continue with the, uh, ceremony.
36:13No!
36:15Steph was not born in Vault 31.
36:17Oh, shit.
36:18She's 200 years old.
36:21And she's not even from America.
36:25She's Canadian!
36:43Who are you, Steph?
36:47Oh, my God.
37:00I don't know.
37:00Stop!
37:01Open up!
37:02Attack!
37:08A Fmggg le r。
37:09Open up!
37:10Open up!
37:11Open up!
37:11In vanilla air!
37:13What's the strategy?
37:41I want you to get between me and anything that looks like that.
38:11What's the strategy?
38:18What's the strategy?
38:23What's the strategy?
38:43What's the strategy?
39:03Come on, come on, come on, come on.
39:18Come on, come on, come on.
39:33Come on, come on.
39:48Come on, come on.
40:03Come on, come on.
40:08Come on, come on.
40:23Come on, come on.
40:39Come on, come on.
40:46Come on, come on.
41:02Come on, come on.
41:18Come on, come on.
41:37Here we go.
41:40The only way to save our family is to save the world.
41:46That simple.
41:49That simple.
41:52Come on, come on, come on.
41:59Mr. Don Queda
42:03Por un pasado que murió
42:10Y que llora
42:15Y que dime
42:19Como yo
42:29Y que llora
42:59Y que llora
43:29Y que llora
43:39Mr. President
43:40Thank you for doing the right thing, son
43:43Va llorando
43:45Recordando
43:49Mi pasado
43:55Y que llora
44:01Y que llora
44:03Y que llora
44:05Y que llora
44:07Y que llora
44:17Y que llora
44:19Y que llora
44:21Y que llora
44:31Y que llora
44:35Y que llora
44:45Y que llora
44:47Y que llora
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44:59Y que llora
45:01Y que llora
45:03Y que llora
45:07Y que llora
45:09Y que llora
45:11In the ice, it's my love.
45:37Well, hello, old chub.
45:41They did the wang-dang, taffy apple tango.
45:53They did the wang-dang, taffy apple tango.
45:57Mambo cha-cha-cha.
45:59How's it go?
45:59I don't know.
46:01Last night at Papa Joe's, my buddy met a lovely dog.
46:04She was the kind you never find, but keep on dreaming of.
46:08She did a dance we never saw before, but sure did love.
46:12It was the wang-dang, taffy apple tango.
46:15Mambo cha-cha-cha.
46:17I don't know.
46:19Ooh, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la.
46:23Ooh, la, la, la, la, la, la, la.
46:26The crowd was tapping and a- clapping as the music played.
46:30His heart was right in time with every little move she made.
46:34Though he was shy, she took his hand and said, don't be afraid.
46:37Let's do the wang-dang, taffy apple tango.
46:41Mambo cha-cha-cha.
46:43That's the song.
46:44I don't know.
46:45To do the wang-dang, taffy apple tango.
46:49Tang-wang-manbo cha-cha-cha.
46:53Wang-dang, taffy apple tango.
46:55Wang-dang, taffy apple tango.
47:08ami-dang, taffy apple tango.
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