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00:00:01He's not even gonna ask? Does he not care at all?
00:00:04Well, since you already saw it, I might as well tell you how I feel.
00:00:07No, Sophie. Some things you can't take them back once you say them.
00:00:14Jesse, I'm in love with you.
00:00:21No, Sophie. You're like a daughter to me.
00:00:24Don't say that. It's not like that. I love you how a woman loves a man.
00:00:27I've been dreaming about us getting married and having a white picket fence and a dog and children that run around the backyard.
00:00:35That kind of love, don't you understand?
00:00:37No. No, you're just young and you're confused and you're gonna outgrow these feelings.
00:00:42Outgrow these feelings? I've had a crush on you for forever.
00:00:46I can't get rid of these feelings, okay? They're not going anywhere.
00:00:49Well, until they do, we shouldn't see each other again.
00:00:51What the hell is she smiling about? I told her this meeting's important.
00:01:01Daydreaming again.
00:01:02Hey.
00:01:04Come here.
00:01:05Me?
00:01:06Yeah.
00:01:07Project the demo for me.
00:01:09Sophie, snap out of it.
00:01:10This is work. You need to focus.
00:01:12Oh, my God.
00:01:17I think I'm in love with my dad's best friend.
00:01:21I can't stop thinking about him.
00:01:23I want his perfect mouth on mine.
00:01:29Wait.
00:01:30Your dad's best friend?
00:01:32Wouldn't that make him your dad's age?
00:01:35Sophie, that's literally disgusting.
00:01:40That's enough.
00:01:41Sophie, stay here.
00:01:42Everybody else, get out.
00:01:43Meeting's over.
00:01:44Boss, what she did was completely inappropriate.
00:01:48We should put her in line.
00:01:50Get out.
00:01:51All of you, let's go.
00:01:59Sophie, this is an important meeting.
00:02:01I just want you to be focused.
00:02:02Weren't you even going to ask me who I'm talking about?
00:02:05My dad's best friend?
00:02:06Who do you think that is?
00:02:11She used to text me all the time.
00:02:25She didn't text me in two weeks.
00:02:30What's going on?
00:02:32That's ridiculous.
00:02:55Sophie, you look drunk. Where are you? It's dangerous to be out drunk alone.
00:03:12Fish is taking the bait.
00:03:17Why isn't he here yet?
00:03:20You just texted in the address like 10 minutes ago. Give it a second.
00:03:25What if he doesn't come? Hey, be patient, all right? Just 10 more minutes.
00:03:37Let's dance over there.
00:03:42He's not coming. Everything's over.
00:03:51Told you we will.
00:03:55Why is my dad calling you?
00:04:15George, what's up?
00:04:21Sophie's semester starts soon and she has to transfer to another apartment, but we're going to be ready for another week and have an eye on her honeymoon.
00:04:30The thought of her shacking up with strangers just really, really bothers me.
00:04:34Now, you're the only person I trust with her safety.
00:04:37Do you mind if she stays with you for a week?
00:04:39Just until the, uh, until the lease starts?
00:04:44Yeah.
00:04:46What did he say?
00:04:51We got to back your stuff up.
00:04:52Pack? Pack for what?
00:04:54Your dad wants you to move in with me.
00:04:56Jesse, I want you.
00:05:06Want me to what?
00:05:08I want you to make love to me.
00:05:10What are you talking?
00:05:12I want you inside of me now.
00:05:14I'm finally going to lose my virginity to Jesse.
00:05:17This is what I've been waiting for.
00:05:19So, that was my first kiss.
00:05:25Sophie's still a virgin.
00:05:27You're a virgin.
00:05:29Yeah, so it's not a big deal.
00:05:31Fuck me.
00:05:33What the hell am I doing?
00:05:35Stop.
00:05:37Wait, stop. We can't do this.
00:05:39What? Why?
00:05:40I can't be the one that takes your virginity.
00:05:43You have to deal with somebody that you love.
00:05:44Someone your own age.
00:05:45That...
00:05:46A man like me.
00:05:47You are the man I love.
00:05:49Why do you think I'm still a virgin?
00:05:50I've been waiting for you.
00:05:53I'm sorry. We can't do this.
00:05:54This...
00:05:55This should have never happened.
00:06:04Who the hell are you?
00:06:05I didn't invite an old man to my party.
00:06:08Oh.
00:06:09Well.
00:06:11This is Sophie's uncle.
00:06:13Uncle.
00:06:14Uh, um.
00:06:15It's nice to meet you, sir.
00:06:18I'm Sophie's friend.
00:06:21Why'd you come?
00:06:24Were you worried about me?
00:06:27Or maybe...
00:06:29Just a little jealous?
00:06:32Jealous?
00:06:33You sent me that text message alluring me here.
00:06:35Don't play smart.
00:06:36You're the one that wants me to lose my virginity to guys my own age.
00:06:38I can't believe the least of my informant is already.
00:06:55Well, you can stay here until the news starts.
00:06:59Then you gotta go.
00:07:00Back to being a cold hard ass.
00:07:02So, are we gonna talk about the kiss or not?
00:07:06Because you did kiss me.
00:07:08Or are you gonna pretend like that didn't happen either?
00:07:12That was my fault.
00:07:13I shouldn't have done that.
00:07:14I don't want you to feel bad.
00:07:16I wanted you to kiss me.
00:07:18That's the problem, Sophie.
00:07:24Because I'm gonna kiss you, too.
00:07:33You ain't breaking rules.
00:07:35No certain.
00:07:37But I skipped that.
00:07:39And so?
00:07:40You hungry.
00:07:42No underwear?
00:07:55Uh-uh.
00:07:58I ain't cheating, princess.
00:08:00So what now?
00:08:01You didn't punish me at the last time?
00:08:03Is that what you are?
00:08:04You don't want any clutters?
00:08:04Punish me harder, please.
00:08:17What are you doing with my heart?
00:08:20Um.
00:08:21I-I just came to get my things.
00:08:27You don't follow directions too well.
00:08:34How should I pronounce you?
00:08:36Punish me.
00:08:47How?
00:08:52She has no idea how fucking tempting she looks right now.
00:08:58Why'd you sneak into my room?
00:09:00Just watch porn?
00:09:02I just watched.
00:09:03I know what you like.
00:09:04Did you figure it out?
00:09:09You like hot mums?
00:09:12Yeah.
00:09:14Keep guessing.
00:09:16I feel something heartache gets on my leg.
00:09:19Yeah, you feel that, right?
00:09:24Rule number one.
00:09:27No sex.
00:09:29Okay.
00:09:30No sex, but I can still touch, right?
00:09:33Rule number two.
00:09:34No flirting.
00:09:38No tempting me.
00:09:39It's hard enough as it is.
00:09:41I can't promise anything.
00:09:43Rule number three.
00:09:44You're here for a week.
00:09:45When school starts, you check into your dorm.
00:09:49This is nothing like what I expected.
00:09:51I don't graduate for another year.
00:09:52I don't graduate for another year.
00:09:54That's so far away.
00:09:59My house.
00:10:00My rooms.
00:10:05Come on.
00:10:06I'll show you your room.
00:10:07Do you want money?
00:10:15I have money.
00:10:16We don't want money?
00:10:20She's so fucking hot.
00:10:21I get to go first.
00:10:23What are you doing?
00:10:24Please, please, please let me go.
00:10:27Let me go.
00:10:28Shut up.
00:10:30Sophie.
00:10:31Is that Jesse?
00:10:33Get your fucking hands off her.
00:10:43Are you okay?
00:10:47You really should mind your fucking business, old man.
00:11:02So he likes older women?
00:11:09I can't fight a battle blindfolded.
00:11:11I need to know exactly what type of girl Jesse likes if I want to win him over.
00:11:18No secret it is.
00:11:19No secret it is.
00:11:21No secret.
00:11:37Holy shit.
00:11:38So rough.
00:11:45Looks like you found out the secret.
00:11:47Same roof tonight, same bed, soon.
00:12:08Jessie, so hot.
00:12:11No, this is killing me. I'm getting that vibrator back.
00:12:23Jessie, Jessie.
00:12:34Where did he dive?
00:12:41What the?
00:12:52Mills? That's what goes on to him?
00:13:00Mr. Delancey, we're in your office. Anyone can walk by.
00:13:05So what?
00:13:07I'm the CEO. Let him watch.
00:13:10You know, ever since you joined this company, it's taken my full willpower and I think I see you in a day.
00:13:15You know what's up here?
00:13:17Then kiss me, boss man.
00:13:18Yeah.
00:13:26I'm gonna fight to rap against this window.
00:13:29I know what kind of experience you had with these boys, but they're about to have an orgasm.
00:13:33You know what I mean?
00:13:35Yes.
00:13:37Yes, why?
00:13:38Yes, sir. Please help me.
00:13:43I'm so...
00:13:44I heard you calling my name.
00:14:02She said no, motherfucker!
00:14:06Come on, you're coming home with me. Now.
00:14:08No.
00:14:17Oh, fuck. Why does he look so mad?
00:14:20Are you mad at me or something?
00:14:22Why would I be mad at you?
00:14:24Well, you look mad.
00:14:26And for what, you're the one that told me to go be with guys my own age, so I did, and now you're upset?
00:14:31I'm upset because you almost got yourself hurt. What were you gonna do if I didn't show back up? Was your friend gonna help you? What are you gonna do? Are you gonna sleep with some random guy despite me? What the fuck's going on in the head of yours?
00:14:44Okay, fine. I shouldn't have done that. But what else am I supposed to do? Nothing I do seems to work on you. I have humiliated myself over and over again just in hopes that you would see me as a grown-ass woman.
00:14:58But every time you give me hope and then you just crush it, it's not fair. You have feelings for me, too. You're just too scared to admit it.
00:15:10Okay, fine. You know what? I'll leave and I'll never bother you again.
00:15:13It's your choice.
00:15:24Then why are you here messing up my chance of mine meant to be?
00:15:29The truth is is that Sophie hates her uncle and he's like a total control freak and he is super strict.
00:15:38She's fucking 21. She can do whatever she wants.
00:15:40Yeah, exactly. Right? Go over there and pull her aside. Please.
00:15:45And really, I think you guys would make such a cute couple. I really do think you should go over her chat.
00:16:01Fine. Then that's what I'll do.
00:16:03Here, you can change into this.
00:16:19What the hell are you doing?
00:16:21You told me to get changed.
00:16:23In the bathroom?
00:16:24I thought you saw me as a kid. So what's wrong with me changing in front of you?
00:16:30See yourself.
00:16:33Okay. Let me get this wound holed up for you.
00:16:38Liar.
00:16:53Okay, let me get this wound
00:16:54holed up for you.
00:16:57I sound fine.
00:16:58You gotta go get some sleep.
00:16:59You know what a spare bedroom is.
00:17:03Get some rest,
00:17:03I'll drop you off of your house
00:17:04first in the morning.
00:17:08If you don't have feelings for me,
00:17:10then why are you running away?
00:17:11I'm not running away, Sophie.
00:17:13I'm tired.
00:17:15I've had a long day, obviously.
00:17:22And why is your heart beating so fast?
00:17:34Why are you hard?
00:17:38Do you have any idea
00:17:40what you're doing right now?
00:17:47You really do deserve to be punished.
00:17:51Yeah, let's punish me now.
00:17:52I needed this for so long.
00:18:10I didn't know you were in such kinky stuff.
00:18:13She is the intern who fantasized about
00:18:20banking Jessie at the meeting.
00:18:22Ooh.
00:18:24The gold digger who thought she could
00:18:25sleep her way to the top?
00:18:27Now, now, be nice.
00:18:29She did climb into bed with your boss.
00:18:32Shouldn't you call her
00:18:33Mrs. Delancey?
00:18:35Oh, Karen.
00:18:37The only Mrs. Delancey here is you.
00:18:40Not some trashy maid
00:18:42who's trying to sleep her way
00:18:44to upper class.
00:18:45Hmm.
00:18:46Get away from me!
00:19:04Okay, don't be mad.
00:19:06How was I supposed to know
00:19:07that your ex-wife was some
00:19:09mafia heiress?
00:19:11You scared now?
00:19:12Good, maybe you'll finally leave.
00:19:19Nope.
00:19:21I fought so hard to get in this house.
00:19:23I'm not just gonna leave.
00:19:25Wow, you really do have a thing
00:19:26for hot mums.
00:19:36Get your mother out of the gutter.
00:19:37So, why did you guys break up?
00:19:39And don't tell me it's just because
00:19:40she's some crime lord's daughter.
00:19:43She lied to me.
00:19:45About everything.
00:19:47And she cheated on me.
00:19:49When I finally saw who she truly was,
00:19:51I was appalled by the fact
00:19:52that I married her.
00:19:54Oh, shit.
00:19:56Sorry.
00:19:58Sometimes you don't know
00:19:59who a person is
00:19:59even when you're married to them.
00:20:04I'm gonna take it now.
00:20:12Sophie, what are you doing?
00:20:14Sophie!
00:20:27Sophie?
00:20:28Sophie!
00:20:29Wake up, hey!
00:20:30she lied to me.
00:20:54So, that was my thing.
00:20:55so that was my first kiss
00:21:01so that was my first kiss
00:21:05her first kiss?
00:21:08which means
00:21:09Sophie's still a virgin
00:21:10that wasn't a kiss, that was CPR
00:21:13what the fuck are you thinking?
00:21:17you scared the shit out of me, it's not funny
00:21:18if you don't care about me
00:21:21then why are you so worried?
00:21:25next time I'm going to let you grow them
00:21:32I love you
00:21:38this is crazy
00:21:40mergers and acquisitions
00:21:42guns, weapons, things like that
00:21:48nothing can happen between you and Sophie
00:21:50you have to stop thinking about that
00:21:52alright alright
00:21:54it is late
00:21:56it is my wedding night
00:21:58and we
00:22:03going back to our tent
00:22:05you all have fun
00:22:07and we will see you tomorrow
00:22:09come on baby
00:22:11I'm pretty tired too
00:22:20so
00:22:21tired of my tent
00:22:22I'll see you guys in the morning
00:22:23howpoint
00:22:24morning
00:22:25i feel like you have to have it
00:22:26to be organized
00:22:27we will see you tomorrow
00:22:29who are you
00:22:30at home
00:22:31you vai
00:22:44come on darkness
00:22:45let's see you at thelara
00:22:46Where are you?
00:23:16Take another step, we'll pull your fucking brains out.
00:23:22Get on the ground!
00:23:26Get on the fucking ground!
00:23:28Don't kill us!
00:23:30Please don't kill us!
00:23:32We'll never happen again.
00:23:34I didn't know we had the side to him.
00:23:36911, what do you hear, Marine?
00:23:38Hello, I have an attempted rape.
00:23:40Two white males, mid-twenties.
00:23:42The corner at 46 and 30.
00:23:44Listen bro, just...
00:23:46Now you guys are gonna sit here and wait for the cops.
00:23:50And if I see you come around here again, I'm gonna fucking kill you.
00:23:56You alright?
00:23:58Ugh!
00:24:17Sophie.
00:24:18Stop staring at me.
00:24:20I wasn't staring, I just...
00:24:24Wait, you're hurt.
00:24:30It's nothing.
00:24:32I'm gonna get you some dry clothes.
00:24:34He still came looking for me.
00:24:36Does this mean he has feelings for me too?
00:24:41Hey daddy.
00:24:42Congratulations.
00:24:44Welcome to the panel.
00:24:46Congratulations brother.
00:24:48Yeah.
00:24:53She's drunk.
00:24:54I'm gonna take her down the lane.
00:24:56Maybe she sobered it up a little bit.
00:24:57Keep an eye on Sophie for me, would ya?
00:24:59I'm one of these bastards thinking it's his easy prey because she's tipsy.
00:25:03She's the only one I trust around here.
00:25:17Are you the suit to every girl?
00:25:18You're not every girl.
00:25:19You're my best friend's daughter.
00:25:23Can you please come up with something new?
00:25:25I'm tipsy, okay?
00:25:26Just let me rest.
00:25:27I'm tipsy, okay?
00:25:28Just let me rest.
00:25:29I'm tipsy, okay?
00:25:30Just let me rest.
00:25:49Fine.
00:25:51I'll stop bothering you then.
00:25:55You gonna eat?
00:26:06Nope.
00:26:07I'm all sweaty for my workout, so I'm gonna shower.
00:26:12We'll work out.
00:26:25Okay.
00:26:26I'm trying to wash.
00:26:27Is that my shirt?
00:26:28So am I distracting you?
00:26:30It's in my dressing room.
00:26:32This was my dressing room.
00:26:33Stay out of it.
00:26:34I can handle my own shit.
00:26:47Sorry.
00:26:48This is my room now.
00:26:49Oh, sweetie.
00:26:50So, uh, you two still don't share a bed?
00:26:52So what?
00:26:53I'm his girlfriend now.
00:26:54Just a dumb bond with a fake boob job.
00:26:55And right here.
00:26:57Sorry.
00:26:58No rings in there.
00:26:59Just my deca balls that God gave me for free.
00:27:00I can handle my own shit.
00:27:01I can handle my own shit.
00:27:02Sorry.
00:27:03This is my room now.
00:27:04Oh, sweetie.
00:27:05So, uh, you two still don't share a bed?
00:27:08So what?
00:27:09I'm his girlfriend now.
00:27:10Just a dumb bond with a fake boob job.
00:27:15And right here.
00:27:18Sorry.
00:27:19No rings in there.
00:27:21Just my deca balls that God gave me for free.
00:27:26Looks like he might have given me yours, too.
00:27:29You little bitch.
00:27:34I'm Sophie Holland.
00:27:39I'm stuck in an unending hell, fantasizing about a man I can never have.
00:27:44The CEO of the Lancy Corp and my dad's best friend.
00:27:48I'm a summer intern assistant for my junior year of college, but I can never tell him that
00:27:53I want him to shove my face down on his desk and fuck me until my mind explodes into a thousand pieces.
00:28:00Everybody else in.
00:28:04Except for Sophie.
00:28:05We have something to talk about.
00:28:06Cool.
00:28:07He always treats Sophie differently.
00:28:21Mr. DeLancy, what did we discuss?
00:28:23There's no one here.
00:28:25You can call me Uncle Jesse.
00:28:26There's no way I'm calling you that.
00:28:28Listen kid, it's your last day.
00:28:31Your dad wanted me to make sure that you actually learned something here, so you showed up.
00:28:36God, he's so hot.
00:28:38Is that a new cologne he's wearing?
00:28:40He smells so good.
00:28:41This is a very important meeting, so I need you to lock in.
00:28:44And as soon as you're done, go roll back to campus.
00:28:47Yep.
00:28:48There's a 20 year age gap between us.
00:28:50He still treats me like a kid.
00:28:52But this kiddo is now a grown ass woman.
00:28:55Hey.
00:28:56You keep staring at me and blanking off.
00:28:59You've been doing that since you were a teenager.
00:29:01Hey, you really need to quit smoking.
00:29:05Also, don't call me a kiddo.
00:29:06I'm 21.
00:29:07You'll always be a kid to me.
00:29:08Then stop smoking.
00:29:09It's my bad habit, not yours.
00:29:10Isn't it silly that I've held onto my virginity all this time, just hoping I'd lose it to Jesse?
00:29:26I'm staying.
00:29:27But, I'll behave.
00:29:28Okay?
00:29:29I'll follow all the rules.
00:29:30No more seduction attempts.
00:29:31Please, don't make me leave.
00:29:32Fine.
00:29:33You leave on the first day of school.
00:29:34Yes.
00:29:35I knew you'd cave.
00:29:36Oh, I'll get it.
00:29:37Karen won't make a move yet.
00:29:39I'll keep a close eye on Sophie until her semester starts.
00:29:40Jesse, a neighborhood party?
00:29:41Okay.
00:29:42Dear Mr. DeLancey, I'm throwing a get together and would be delighted if you would join us.
00:29:43If you would join us.
00:29:44If you'd like to go to school, please, please don't make me leave.
00:29:45Please don't make me leave.
00:29:46Fine.
00:29:47You leave on the first day of school.
00:29:48Yes.
00:29:49I knew you'd cave.
00:29:50I knew you'd cave.
00:29:51Oh, I'll get it.
00:29:52Karen won't make a move yet.
00:29:53I'll keep a close eye on Sophie until her semester starts.
00:29:55Jesse, a neighborhood party?
00:29:56Okay.
00:29:57Dear Mr. DeLancey, I'm throwing a get together and would be delighted if you would join us.
00:30:09It would be a great time with neighbors.
00:30:11Please feel free to bring your partner.
00:30:13The theme is Bridgerton, so come dress to impress.
00:30:16Since when do I socialize with neighbors?
00:30:19Since when do I have neighbors?
00:30:21Bring your partner.
00:30:22It'll be fun.
00:30:23Hard pass.
00:30:26You do want to show me off.
00:30:29A few days left.
00:30:31Might as well let her have this.
00:30:33Fine.
00:30:34Yes!
00:30:35Jesse, you're the best!
00:30:41I feel something hard against my leg.
00:30:44Got you for that, right?
00:30:46But Jesse?
00:30:47Mm-hmm.
00:30:48The rule is no flirting.
00:30:53That girl will be the death of me.
00:30:58What is he doing?
00:31:12What is he doing?
00:31:28Yummy!
00:31:29You hungry?
00:31:30There's breakfast inside.
00:31:31If you have one more salad, I'll join you.
00:31:44That's cheating.
00:31:45I'll join you.
00:31:46Let me help.
00:31:48Karen, who is this?
00:31:49You invited a maid to the party and she's dressed so uniquely.
00:32:03Do you know where the host is?
00:32:05The host?
00:32:06What is she doing?
00:32:07Don't you know?
00:32:08Don't you mean you're a master?
00:32:09Ohhhh, poor maid.
00:32:11Karen's the one you're looking for.
00:32:15Oh, no, then don't rush off.
00:32:16You know everybody here.
00:32:18Stay!
00:32:19F***ing play.
00:32:21Is this for me?
00:32:23No.
00:32:29It looks delicious.
00:32:31Oops, I spilled it.
00:32:37It's not like anyone was going to eat that garbage anyway.
00:32:42Oh, sorry.
00:32:49I was willing to die on this hill for us, but I can't be brave for the both of us anymore.
00:32:55I hope one day you find a girl worth fighting for.
00:32:58You are worth fighting for, Sophie.
00:33:07Breaking news! Flight MT-878 from LAX to Beijing has crashed shortly after a takeoff.
00:33:13The entire LAX airport has shut down. Emergency services are on-site. 287 passengers are on-board.
00:33:20No survivors are confirmed so far.
00:33:24That's Sophie's flight.
00:33:28Are you touching yourself, thinking about me?
00:33:37What? No!
00:33:39Why are you in my tent? Get out!
00:33:42You're not going to get out of this one, Jessie. You can't call my name, let me see that, and still pretend you don't have feelings for me?
00:33:51What do you want me to say? You want to tell you? Yes, yes, I find you attractive. I'm very attractive to you.
00:34:00But any man would be in their right mind. You're beautiful, you're kind, you're sexy, you check every box.
00:34:06Alright, is that what you wanted to hear? That doesn't mean that we can be together.
00:34:10Yes, that's exactly what I wanted to hear. Do you know how happy I am right now?
00:34:15Where's your bra? I didn't wear one. Or babies.
00:34:34Fuck you.
00:34:35I like this quarter's projections, but they can be better. So we need to step it up. Anybody have any ideas of other locations?
00:34:43Hey, Bestie. How's it going with that smoking hot DILF? Tell me you've already hit that.
00:34:49As if it's that easy. But he's right here with me now. I'm floating.
00:34:56OMG, that is so YouTube. I'm literally screaming.
00:35:24Hey. Come here. Yes, sir.
00:35:32Everybody else's meeting is over.
00:35:38Close the door.
00:35:46Sorry you all threw out teasing me off that.
00:35:50What are you going to get me here for?
00:35:56Take your shirt off.
00:35:58I don't think-
00:35:59Don't think. Do as you told.
00:36:01Don't think a sound. Your co-workers are right outside that door. You want them to hear you wrong?
00:36:15Oh my god.
00:36:17I guess we're going to have to gag you.
00:36:21I guess we're going to have to gag you.
00:36:28Oh my god.
00:36:30I guess we're gonna have to gag you.
00:36:50Yes sir.
00:36:52That's enough.
00:36:53This is your last warning.
00:36:54You need to leave.
00:36:55I'm gonna call the cops.
00:36:56Jessie!
00:36:58I know you still love me.
00:37:00Trust me.
00:37:01That was done as soon as you showed your true colors.
00:37:04Now I just regret meeting you.
00:37:05You shouldn't take her side over mine, Jessie.
00:37:09You know what I'm capable of when I'm angry.
00:37:21So you were married to that?
00:37:24It's a choice I regret deeply.
00:37:26Right, but you proposed after all.
00:37:28If you run into Karen, you can't provoke her.
00:37:30She's dangerous.
00:37:32So why did you marry her?
00:37:34I'm gonna get you in a room at the Ritz-Carlton.
00:37:37I'll help you move in when your lease starts.
00:37:39What?
00:37:40You're kicking me out for her?
00:37:42It's not safe for you here.
00:37:43Not safe or not convenient now that she's not here?
00:37:45Are you still in love with her or something?
00:37:46No, Sophie.
00:37:47I don't love her.
00:37:48I love you.
00:37:49Karen's the daughter of a major crime boss.
00:37:53George, what do you mean?
00:37:54Hey, I just came here to talk to you about Sophie.
00:38:04Something's off with her.
00:38:05Did Sophie tell George?
00:38:06of a major crime boss.
00:38:13George, what are you doing?
00:38:15Just came here to talk to you about Sophie.
00:38:18Something's off with her.
00:38:19Did Sophie tell George?
00:38:22Maybe I should just come clean.
00:38:23Listen, I'm sorry, did I kick you out of the house?
00:38:26Don't worry about that,
00:38:26it hurts she got into an argument.
00:38:29She'll come around.
00:38:30I don't think that's it.
00:38:33Look, I haven't been a good father.
00:38:35I'm always laying, always working, getting remarried.
00:38:40Look, I have some issues, but I love my daughter
00:38:43with all my heart.
00:38:46I just know there's something else.
00:38:48Either somebody broke up with her
00:38:49or somebody cheated on her,
00:38:50because she's moving to China.
00:38:53She's what?
00:39:05I can't wait, if we're together, then I'll survive for one more day.
00:39:26Hey, Dad.
00:39:27I decided to go to China and take a gap year.
00:39:30Sweetheart, did you say China?
00:39:32Is everything OK, sweetheart?
00:39:34Yeah, I'm fine, Dad.
00:39:36I just need a change of scenery,
00:39:37and if I can help some people along the way,
00:39:40even just one person, I'll be happy.
00:39:42OK, sweetheart.
00:39:44I support you.
00:39:45Both.
00:39:46But how do I do stuff, too?
00:39:58I mean, how do I make him feel like he can't have me,
00:40:01but still care about me?
00:40:02Got to quit your bad habits, all right?
00:40:04No, no, no texting, stop calling.
00:40:06Two weeks, total silence.
00:40:08Two weeks, you'll completely forget about me.
00:40:11Trust me.
00:40:12In two weeks, we will go somewhere
00:40:14where he'll hate running into you.
00:40:18Then, he won't be able to help himself.
00:40:23Somewhere he'll hate running into me.
00:40:25Come on, go do what I told you.
00:40:38He's literally looking over here right now.
00:40:42Mark totally has the hots for you.
00:40:44Are you sure?
00:40:45I don't even know that guy.
00:40:46Listen, we went to college together,
00:40:49so I can tell you that he is, like, super reliable,
00:40:52and he's hot, and he's rich.
00:40:55I mean, he will definitely make Jesse jealous,
00:40:58and he has been eyeing you all night.
00:41:01Do you even want your hot daddy or not?
00:41:16I'm telling you, hey, I trusted you.
00:41:25I trusted you as my only daughter.
00:41:28Dad, why are you here?
00:41:32Sweetheart, be away.
00:41:35You scared me to death.
00:41:38It was an accident.
00:41:39Jesse wasn't even there.
00:41:40Do not defend him.
00:41:41You are coming home with me.
00:41:44i'm not leaving
00:41:48i start school soon it's closer to here i will drive you i'm not going back i
00:41:55sophie go with your father you want me to leave
00:42:04you can't just give us one chance just to try no you're my best friend's daughter i'm not gonna
00:42:10do george like that if he finds out he will come to this office with a shotgun he will
00:42:14shoot me jessie you literally sell guns for a living surely you're not afraid of a little
00:42:21shotgun sophie i'm serious wait does that mean
00:42:30you like me too it's just because of my dad no no it's one of the small reasons it's
00:42:36the bigger reason is that i'm not right for you i'm old i'm divorced you're young you haven't
00:42:42even had a boyfriend yet you need to be with somebody your own age you can't tell me what i
00:42:48want okay i know what i want and it's you well i don't want you
00:42:52i see i'll stop bothering you then
00:43:05sophie as a man i'm deeply drawn to you but as your father's best friend i can never cross that line
00:43:11yeah damn it
00:43:19horsey didn't follow me why would
00:43:25neither right he's running pretty hard no thanks
00:43:28no stop
00:43:35listen i'm meeting up with my boyfriend okay he's gonna know when i don't show up
00:43:43please he's a really powerful man you wouldn't want to piss him off
00:43:46we know a bluffer when we hear on sweet cheeks nobody's coming for you
00:43:51you set this up you're nothing but a street whore
00:43:58who isn't even worthy of licking my shoes okay everybody throw in the pool to wash off the
00:44:08filth get her
00:44:10someone help i didn't do anything oh save it whore for someone who cares
00:44:24push her in
00:44:26hey don't lock the door okay okay just wanted some privacy you want a drink
00:44:49no i'm fine
00:44:50a guy and a girl
00:44:58alone
00:45:00in a room
00:45:02i think we all know what happens next i respect her decision jesus will you just man up
00:45:09you're here right you obviously care about her i mean are you are you really gonna let her go do
00:45:16something that she's gonna regret it's more complicated than you think
00:45:20can i give you a kiss
00:45:24um i'm not ready we barely know each other come on it's just a little kiss i won't turn
00:45:30anything else i'm sorry i don't think i can do this
00:45:32and why did you come into my room are you just bleeding me on for fun
00:45:36you're right i shouldn't have done that i'll get out of your hair
00:45:39you can't change your mind about things like this okay
00:45:43no get off of me
00:45:44yes you're exhausting and a distraction and i'm done babysitting children
00:45:57do not talk to her like that
00:45:59you mean
00:46:00you'd be better off at home
00:46:04then i have to work
00:46:05come on come on we are leaving
00:46:09dad i just wait in the car i have to pack my stuff really quick
00:46:14and say goodbye
00:46:16to uncle jess
00:46:18so you're really doing this
00:46:27men like me shouldn't be with girls like you
00:46:29so that's it
00:46:29but what about our deal you said that after i got you
00:46:32just stalling to get you off my back
00:46:35you're such a coward jesse delancy
00:46:39i thought i lost you
00:47:01i thought you were on that flight
00:47:04that wasn't my flight
00:47:05my flight's to hong kong but it got cancelled
00:47:08thank god
00:47:10i'm still leaving jesse
00:47:12i'm tired of playing these games with you
00:47:15okay it's exhausting
00:47:16it was good to see you
00:47:18you're what's fighting for
00:47:21what
00:47:22so this is you
00:47:30i'm right next door if you need anything
00:47:32seems like there's things i don't know about you
00:47:44i've told you i'm not some good girl
00:47:46but if you want a good girl
00:47:47i can play the part
00:47:49not very good girl actions here huh
00:47:58jesse i have
00:48:01rule number two
00:48:03not flirting
00:48:05where cops get this
00:48:12he's taking a shower
00:48:31snap out of me jesse
00:48:33this is your friend's daughter
00:48:35yeah i know what i'm doing
00:48:36you're her that means you want me
00:48:39it means i'm a healthy man
00:48:41you're standing here looking like a tease any man would be
00:48:44but don't get it twisted
00:48:45this isn't love
00:48:47this is an affection
00:48:49it's biology
00:48:51fine
00:48:58you want to be a scaredy cat and hide your feelings
00:49:01i'll force you out of your cave
00:49:04it's my dad's wedding today
00:49:08i haven't spoken to jesse since that night
00:49:10you may now kiss the bride
00:49:12jesse should be here by now
00:49:19where is he
00:49:22there he is
00:49:29be cool sophie
00:49:30late to your best friend's wedding
00:49:45i guess your relationship with my dad isn't as close as i thought
00:49:49so you gotta take it easy on the booze
00:49:55you're barely 21
00:49:56why don't you go watch the ceremony from the front
00:50:11to be honest
00:50:12i don't even think it really matters that i'm here
00:50:15your father still wants you to wish him well
00:50:16trust me
00:50:17i've wished him plenty
00:50:18doesn't seem to help
00:50:20that's my fifth stepmom
00:50:22she's 30
00:50:23who knows if he'll bring somebody younger around
00:50:26and they can call her mom
00:50:28your father loves you
00:50:29you know that
00:50:30i know he does
00:50:31he's my dad
00:50:32but the real question is
00:50:35do you
00:50:37suffer you're drunk
00:50:44oh there you guys are
00:50:53i don't think it's just a little weird
00:50:59tada
00:51:00it's cute right
00:51:01isn't it a little weird
00:51:04hey you're the one that phoned it in
00:51:06but at least i don't have a dress friend
00:51:08i almost forgot my apple crumble
00:51:13let's go
00:51:15hello
00:51:20the ceo real short is on the line
00:51:22he requested an emergency meeting
00:51:24all right i'm on the way
00:51:25work emergency
00:51:27yeah
00:51:28go ahead i'll meet you at the parties
00:51:31go i'll try our neighbors
00:51:32hello i'm here for the
00:51:43there you are
00:51:47the party
00:51:49i've loved him ever since i met him
00:51:53and he's the only person i've ever loved
00:51:55and i've spent a decade
00:51:56trying to outgrow it
00:51:57but i just can't
00:51:59my heart
00:52:01skips a beat
00:52:03every time i see him
00:52:04i don't know how to explain it
00:52:06or what it is
00:52:07but
00:52:07i know he's the one
00:52:09okay he's always been the one
00:52:11so if you're gonna shoot him
00:52:13you have to shoot me too
00:52:14you marry my daughter
00:52:22what
00:52:23yes
00:52:24yes we
00:52:26i would love to
00:52:27with your permission
00:52:28of course
00:52:28if you break her heart
00:52:30i'm gonna kill you
00:52:31if you cheat on her
00:52:34i'm gonna chop your dick off
00:52:35and slice you into fucking pieces
00:52:37you what
00:52:40jesse
00:52:41you did not
00:52:42i'm a man sophia
00:52:43a man has to do
00:52:44what a man has to do
00:52:45i have to take responsibility
00:52:46for what i did last night
00:52:47especially because you're george's daughter
00:52:48i don't want you to be here
00:52:50when he gets here
00:52:50he's coming at noon
00:52:51and it might get violent
00:52:52jesse
00:52:53i can't go
00:52:55are you crazy
00:52:55you said it yourself
00:52:56he will shoot you dead
00:52:57like graveyard dead
00:52:59he's not gonna shoot me
00:53:01he might punch me in the face
00:53:02but he's not gonna shoot me
00:53:03you motherfucker
00:53:08i know your ass is in it
00:53:10get your ass out
00:53:11well
00:53:12looks like it's too late for me to go
00:53:13we're in this together
00:53:14you know i can't believe this is real
00:53:26you half naked in the kitchen
00:53:28cooking breakfast
00:53:29i think i've had dreams about this
00:53:32yeah i feel the same way too
00:53:35i'm gonna
00:53:37middle-aged man
00:53:39divorced man like me
00:53:40you got a girl like you
00:53:41i'm undeserving
00:53:42you're not old
00:53:43okay
00:53:4440s are a man's best year
00:53:45oh yeah
00:53:46well i better make breakfast for you every morning
00:53:49because i'm gonna die
00:53:50way before you do
00:53:51i don't know who's gonna take care of you then
00:53:53that's why you need to quit smoking
00:53:55and then i'll start smoking
00:53:56and then we can die at the same age
00:53:58eat your breakfast
00:54:00as soon as you're done i'm gonna drop you off at home
00:54:02why i can't stay
00:54:03i have something to do
00:54:04it's pretty important
00:54:05so
00:54:06i called your dad i can't plead
00:54:09thank you uncle jesse
00:54:18for your hospitality
00:54:19i don't think we're gonna see each other again
00:54:21i tried so hard to make things work
00:54:24but every time i make progress
00:54:27you just recoil back into your shell
00:54:29like a scared little boy
00:54:30i was willing to die on this hill for us
00:54:33but i can't be brave for the both of us anymore
00:54:36i hope one day you find a girl worth fighting for
00:54:41goodbye jesse
00:54:44i'm in love with you jesse
00:54:49trusty i love you
00:54:59don't leave you
00:55:00i love you too sophie
00:55:03i'm gonna leave you tied up here
00:55:08until you promise to stop breaking the rules
00:55:10this isn't the kind of punishment i expected or wanted
00:55:25you stay here think about what you've done
00:55:30jesse
00:55:40i'm back
00:55:43still don't tell those tricks huh
00:55:49hi
00:55:51i'm jesse's wife
00:55:53any one of you that touched her
00:56:04i better have your resignation on my desk tomorrow
00:56:06i swear to god i'll bury every one of you
00:56:07mr. valenci wait please
00:56:10i can't lose this job
00:56:11wait
00:56:12it's not my fault
00:56:22i shouldn't have dragged you into this
00:56:24jesse
00:56:25love you
00:56:27jesse i love you
00:56:30don't leave
00:56:31i love you too
00:56:34but you're not safe with me
00:56:36you have to go
00:56:37george
00:56:45we have to talk
00:56:47it's about your daughter
00:56:49that won't be necessary
00:56:51i think the world of your daughter
00:56:52all i want for her is to make sure that she feels loved and happy
00:56:56all right
00:56:58well that's the deal then
00:57:02don't break it
00:57:05oh my god jesse
00:57:10dad
00:57:11as my daughter
00:57:13you have my blessing
00:57:14as for you
00:57:16he's a man he understands
00:57:18that's all right
00:57:20i probably deserved that
00:57:22send me a bill for the wedding
00:57:24till then
00:57:25don't talk to me
00:57:27selfie
00:57:34i love you
00:57:36i love you more
00:57:37hi
00:57:40i'm jesse's wife
00:57:42ex-wife
00:57:44karen
00:57:45we're divorced
00:57:45why are you here
00:57:47i came for what's mine
00:57:49there's nothing in the south
00:57:50that's yours
00:57:50i'm not leaving without it
00:57:57i miss you
00:58:08being in the club really hasn't been the same sister
00:58:10oh my god
00:58:11his ex-wife is here
00:58:12i should at least be polite right
00:58:15no
00:58:17i
00:58:18um do you want some coffee
00:58:21don't bother kiddo
00:58:25i know this place better than you
00:58:27and i know jesse better than you
00:58:30he'll bore you soon enough
00:58:32get what you came for and get out
00:58:36and leave her out of this
00:58:37jesse
00:58:38still angry
00:58:41i came for the engagement ring
00:58:45an engagement ring
00:58:47of course
00:58:48they were married after all
00:58:50i decided to keep it after all
00:58:53patience
00:59:00you're not clean yet
00:59:02hold her down
00:59:04jesse i'm gonna kill you for this
00:59:16will the bus come after us
00:59:18no
00:59:18she's karen
00:59:19and she is a nothing
00:59:22who do you think will win
00:59:23go on
00:59:24whatever happens i'll take the play
00:59:26fuck you
00:59:31jesse
00:59:32jesse
00:59:36jesse
00:59:36what the fuck are you doing
00:59:39god damn it
00:59:51almost at him
00:59:52at the party
01:00:03you wanted to kiss me
01:00:04didn't you
01:00:09no
01:00:16but
01:00:17running away
01:00:22you can't pretend anymore
01:00:25i'll handle the rest
01:00:29i had a bad deal you motherfucker
01:00:33i am going to fucking kill you
01:00:36sophie
01:00:36sophie get out of the way
01:00:38sophie
01:00:39go to your bedroom
01:00:40we're gonna talk to your dad
01:00:40that is my line
01:00:42you can't tell her that
01:00:43sophie
01:00:45go to your room
01:00:47daddy you can't kill him
01:00:48no i'm gonna kill him all right
01:00:50it's not his fault okay
01:00:51i chased jesse first
01:00:52you were just a dumb kid
01:00:54and you
01:00:54you ought to know better
01:00:56you're twice her age
01:00:57well how could you do that to my child
01:00:59daddy your new wife is literally 30
01:01:02how can you judge us
01:01:04that is different
01:01:05he is not right for you
01:01:06you're 21 years old
01:01:08you have your whole life in front of you
01:01:10why would you want to pee with somebody that's twice your age
01:01:13i love him
01:01:14jesse he tried to kill me
01:01:19oh i should have never let you go
01:01:23i'm okay
01:01:24all right i'll take care
01:01:26you have a problem
01:01:29you come to me
01:01:29you don't drag her into this
01:01:31you're overreacting baby
01:01:32we were just playing around
01:01:34we're just playing
01:01:35let's play
01:01:36jesse
01:01:40you're doing this to me for some blood
01:01:42boss you can't do this to your fiance
01:01:45she's nothing
01:01:46yes when your relationship was falling apart
01:01:49karen begged you over and over
01:01:51and you still broke up with her
01:01:53exactly and now you're ready to hurt karen for some mistress
01:01:56you jerk
01:01:57should we tell them the truth
01:01:59mistress
01:02:00there was no mistress
01:02:01she was the one that was cheating
01:02:02oh my god
01:02:08i'm finally gonna lose my virginity to the man i love
01:02:11can i join you
01:02:19can i join you
01:02:21does that feel good
01:02:40yes
01:02:41i'll make you feel even better
01:02:44hurry up
01:02:59i'm not gonna hurry
01:03:01it's your first time
01:03:03i'm gonna get you as wet as possible
01:03:05so it doesn't hurt
01:03:06fine i'll have you out of myself
01:03:33finally
01:03:41after a decade of waiting
01:03:43i landed the man of my dreams
01:03:45we got married right after i graduated college
01:03:48i couldn't wait to be mrs delancey
01:03:50as for my dad
01:03:51i cannot believe i'm getting a baby brother
01:03:53jeez dad
01:03:54you're like almost 50
01:03:56well ladies
01:03:57moral of the story is
01:03:59you shouldn't give up on finding your love
01:04:00not the kind that fades or gets replaced
01:04:03but the kind that stays with you
01:04:04quietly
01:04:05even through the years
01:04:07because when it's real
01:04:08it has a way of finding its way back to you
01:04:11love like that
01:04:12doesn't disappear
01:04:13it just waits
01:04:13for the right time
01:04:15you're not getting away from your chesty
01:04:20then i can raise you
01:04:22to some dumb blonde
01:04:23little bitch
01:04:25just you wait
01:04:27your father trust me
01:04:55i can't betray his trust
01:04:57my dad probably doesn't even care
01:04:59you're just assuming that he does
01:05:01i know him
01:05:01i know men
01:05:02if he found out about
01:05:04us
01:05:05whatever this is
01:05:06he will get a gun
01:05:08and he will shoot me dead
01:05:09so what
01:05:11you're just gonna give up on us then
01:05:13just give me time
01:05:25meaning
01:05:26after you graduate
01:05:28if you still love me
01:05:29then i'll
01:05:30so you're saying
01:05:32that once i graduate
01:05:33i have a chance
01:05:34yes
01:05:35despite my best efforts
01:05:39i can't get you out of my mind
01:05:40and
01:05:40leaving you is the hardest thing i've ever done
01:05:43just picturing
01:05:44another man
01:05:45with his arms around
01:05:46he drives me crazy
01:05:47so
01:05:47i'm not gonna run away from this
01:05:50but i want to do it on my terms
01:05:52okay
01:05:53what are your terms
01:05:54no
01:05:56you
01:05:57yeah
01:05:58if i stopped loving you a long time ago
01:06:02after all the lying
01:06:03and the cheating
01:06:04and the drug use
01:06:04no
01:06:06you're a horrible person
01:06:08disguised with a beautiful face
01:06:09and no one
01:06:10will ever love you
01:06:12omg
01:06:13she was the cheater
01:06:15what a
01:06:15bitch
01:06:16we all thought
01:06:17jesse was the liar
01:06:19jesse
01:06:20you
01:06:21you know who my father is
01:06:22and you know what happens when you cross
01:06:24yeah i do
01:06:25if he wants to wear i'll give him one
01:06:27are you threatening me
01:06:29i'm not threatening you no
01:06:31i'm telling you don't fuck with people i care about
01:06:33calm down
01:06:41the reaction is bigger than mine
01:06:42she's only going there for a year
01:06:44she wants to teach english to young kids in rural yin
01:06:46you're just gonna let your 21 year old daughter go to china
01:06:49what the fuck
01:06:51she doesn't speak the language
01:06:53we don't know anybody over there
01:06:54what if something happens to her
01:06:55what if she gets killed and she ends up in a ditch
01:06:57jesse she's going to be fine
01:06:59she's joining a group out there
01:07:00i came here because i thought you would know something
01:07:02you don't
01:07:05you don't think she's pregnant do you
01:07:06did she mention anything about
01:07:08about a boyfriend
01:07:10she was just thinking
01:07:12he said
01:07:13why the hell would you know anyway
01:07:14you're my best friend
01:07:15practically wise to grow up
01:07:17why would she tell you anything
01:07:19i guess i just need to be patient
01:07:20better tell me when she's ready
01:07:23anyway
01:07:24all right well i'll get out of your hair
01:07:26i know you're a busy guy
01:07:27i'm gonna go off in this weekend
01:07:29yeah
01:07:30yeah
01:07:31when's her flight
01:07:33she already left
01:07:34it took her airport about an hour ago
01:07:36excuse me
01:07:38then that's what i'll do
01:07:39do what exactly
01:07:42lose my virginity to work
01:07:43that gave the walking std
01:07:45he's not right for you
01:07:46sophie
01:07:48i haven't seen you since college
01:07:51i think we should totally catch up in present
01:07:54hey uncle
01:07:58sophie's 21
01:08:01i think you can chillax
01:08:04frite
01:08:05we're having fun
01:08:06and i'm sure she gets all safe
01:08:07come with me
01:08:10jessie
01:08:12last chance
01:08:14do i go
01:08:14you can do whatever you are
01:08:18or some
01:08:19come here tonight
01:08:20great
01:08:22i'll see you later then
01:08:28that night you left
01:08:37you told me
01:08:38you hoped that one day i'd find somebody worth fighting from
01:08:40but i have
01:08:41it's you
01:08:43all right
01:08:44i want to just give me one more chance
01:08:46and i will prove to you
01:08:47that i'm done running
01:08:48i'm done running away from our feelings
01:08:49i'm ready to sit on this mountain for us
01:08:51and die on this mountain for both of us
01:08:53and if the sky falls
01:08:54i'll be the man to hold it up for you
01:08:56just give me one more chance
01:08:58but what about my dad
01:09:01you said he'll kill you
01:09:02i'll
01:09:02give him not to
01:09:04and what about waiting until after college
01:09:07i'm only young once
01:09:09you're really wasting my years here jesse
01:09:11anytime
01:09:12whatever you want
01:09:14whenever you want
01:09:15you know what he's waiting for
01:09:18give me home
01:09:19this is a live report from los angeles international airport
01:09:28where chaos has erupted following an unexpected incident
01:09:31i'm sorry sir
01:09:31no one's getting into the airport tonight
01:09:34lax is shut down
01:09:35my girlfriend's on that flight
01:09:36i gotta see if she's okay
01:09:37sir
01:09:37like i said
01:09:39no one's getting in there
01:09:40now you can wait here with everyone else
01:09:42and we'll have some information for you soon
01:09:44just
01:10:06Jessie?
01:10:14Jessie?
01:10:32He's such a jerk. I was practically naked in front of him and he chickened out because I'm a virgin.
01:10:37What if he just can't? You know, like, erectile dysfunction?
01:10:41No! I felt it! It was as hard as a rock!
01:10:44Oh, then what the hell is he resisting for?
01:10:46Well, as your best friend, I will help you bang him.
01:10:50How?
01:10:51He said it's because you're a virgin, right?
01:10:54What if we make him think that you're... not?
01:11:03The fastest way to conquer a man? Exploit the three sins that they always fall for.
01:11:08Step one. Last.
01:11:11Sex is their basic instinct.
01:11:13And no guy can resist a smart seduction, especially from a beauty like you.
01:11:22But I've tried. Like, so many times. The lake, the tent, seduction doesn't seem to work.
01:11:27So then step two. Greed.
01:11:30If he's not craving you now, we will make sure that he does.
01:11:33We'll play that game. Push, pull, repeat.
01:11:37Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait.
01:11:41Then step three. Envy.
01:11:44Let's bring in some competition, right? Like, someone who looks nothing like him.
01:11:50We'll make him feel, like, threatened and jealous.
01:11:53And like I said, all we have to do is make him think that you're not a virgin anymore.
01:12:02You're a big lightsaber, Kelly. I owe you huge if this works.
01:12:05Oh, trust me. It will work.
01:12:07It will work.
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