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00:00Camera now recording.
00:17Stop it!
00:25Oh my God!
00:26No!
00:26You are currently being recorded.
00:31Your house
00:32is a camera.
00:35At any given time,
00:37tens of millions of homes
00:38are recording your every move.
00:40Stop that, Mark!
00:42Dad!
00:44Sorry.
00:45And if you're watching at just the right moment...
00:48Dad, I know that smile.
00:51You're gonna touch Mom's butt.
00:53I know that smile.
00:55I have no idea what you're talking about.
00:59You'll catch your neighbors
01:00when they thought no one was looking.
01:04I don't know what I did to this thing.
01:07They wanted me and me only.
01:09Come join...
01:10No one!
01:12No one!
01:13The Neighborhood Watch.
01:15You are currently being recorded.
01:17I don't know what I'm doing.
01:18I don't know what I'm doing.
01:19F*** you, doorbell.
01:22Where'd you use that?
01:31Oh, that was her.
01:31It's okay.
01:33F*** me!
01:42In a summer above Omaha, Nebraska, a woman is planning to visit a friend.
02:12As a woman arrives home, someone is planning to escape.
02:42She just smashed the greenhouse.
02:50This woman has no idea what she does while she's asleep.
02:59I know.
03:02Who?
03:07Who?
03:14A wild animal is about to ruin this teen's graduation day plans.
03:35Me and my friend, Emma, we had just gotten back from graduation practice.
03:40I looked to my right and then there's the raccoon.
03:42I'm like, what the actual?
03:44Like, I was not expecting that at all.
03:46It just all happened so fast.
03:47It was just absolutely crazy.
03:48After it all happened, we had called the police.
03:53And we were talking to the cop.
03:54The cop did not believe me.
03:58And I was like, there's video proof.
04:05It happened.
04:06I'm sorry, but it happened.
04:07And I showed him this video.
04:08He's laughing his head off.
04:09Like, absolutely cracking up.
04:10Fight or flight.
04:11Fight or flight.
04:12I chose flight.
04:13Through and through.
04:14My initial plan was, get the heck inside.
04:15What?
04:16They're just standing there.
04:17And I was like, there's video proof.
04:18After it all happened, we had called the police and we're talking to the cop.
04:19The cop did not believe me.
04:20And I was like, there's video proof.
04:22It happened.
04:23I'm sorry, but it happened.
04:25And I show him this video.
04:27He's laughing his head off.
04:29Like, absolutely cracking up.
04:35Fight or flight.
04:36I chose flight.
04:37Through and through.
04:38My initial plan was, get the heck inside.
04:42What?
04:43They're just standing at the door like, what is she doing?
04:47Because it's really, it's not a big shocker for me to be running and yelling.
04:51That's just kind of my personality.
04:54It was only after me.
04:56I don't know why.
04:57I don't know what I did to this thing in another life or something.
05:01But it wanted me and me only.
05:03Emma had went off of the camera first.
05:05I followed.
05:06Because back in that off-camera section, there's a bathroom.
05:09There's a bathroom back there.
05:11So, obviously we're gonna run inside the bathroom.
05:14No.
05:15She closes the door on me.
05:17I was like, you're actually kidding.
05:20Like, you're just gonna save yourself and leave me to die?
05:23I mean, okay.
05:24I understand.
05:26I understand her defense.
05:28She had shorts on.
05:29I did not.
05:30But still.
05:31Rude.
05:32My thought process was like, if it only wants me, it followed me inside, it's gonna follow
05:39me back outside.
05:41That's hard!
05:42Stop it!
05:43I can't lie.
05:44Like, if I see a dead raccoon on the side of the road, I feel no remorse.
05:48I'm sorry.
05:49That's just how I think.
05:50I think they're all just evil.
05:56In North Carolina, a father plans to replace his mattress.
06:05Watch out!
06:06Never don't.
06:07Watch out!
06:08If this ain't false, I don't want it to squish you.
06:11Okay.
06:12This isn't squish me.
06:13I gotta hold it.
06:14No, you can't hold it.
06:16Alright.
06:17I need you to move, please.
06:23Keep going.
06:24Watch out.
06:25Here we go.
06:32Go!
06:33Are you okay?
06:34I told you it's a question.
06:35Are you okay?
06:36Yeah!
06:37Outside this house, a man's morning plan is about to go wrong.
06:51Wait!
06:52Wait!
06:53I was incredibly embarrassed.
06:55Oh my god.
06:56You're an idiot.
06:57Wait!
07:03You're okay.
07:04But now that's not enough, have mom dares ever
07:24A man returns home after a night.
07:31a camera captures a dad putting his son on a school bus I have a tendency to forget everything
07:51I have I lose things all the time I'm just kind of a space cadet
07:59I was getting my son on the bus I buckled him in got off the bus and that's when I realized
08:08oh my god I had put my phone down on the floor of the school bus to buckle Jackson in
08:23wait wait wait maybe I can sprint down the driveway and actually catch her or at least
08:32she'll see me in her rearview mirror she didn't look in her rearview mirror
08:36wait I got at least one block down from my house
08:43honestly the video never would have surfaced if I hadn't told my wife what had happened in the
08:55morning she uploaded the video some of my co-workers actually had seen the video they didn't even realize
09:03it was me they're like oh my god that was you I was incredibly embarrassed it was more of the
09:10hand-waving wait stop the boss the exaggerated voice and hand waves that I was like oh my god
09:20you're an idiot I'm actually hoping that my wife does something funny that I can get her back with
09:27the back whatever
09:41I'm not having a tough time
09:55this man has come up with a plan to move some heavy boxes
10:03nice
10:04no
10:07no
10:11no
10:12no
10:17no
10:18Oh, my God!
10:48Oh, my God!
11:18Oh, my God!
11:26He broke the table!
11:31At an apartment complex, a man tries to ring a doorbell to be let in.
11:45Oh, my God!
11:53Oh, my God!
11:55Oh, my God!
12:03Oh, my God!
12:05Oh, my God!
12:15Oh, my God!
12:25Oh, my God!
12:29One of these girls is about to make a poor decision.
12:33Oh, my God!
12:43Oh, my God!
12:53Oh, my God!
13:03This girl's plan to deal with a bug won't end the way she thinks.
13:09Oh, my God!
13:10Oh, my God!
13:11Oh, my God!
13:12I need to go inside now.
13:13Bro, I don't care.
13:14I want to go inside.
13:16Oh, my God!
13:17Oh, my God!
13:18Oh, my God!
13:20Oh, my God!
13:22Oh, my God!
13:23Oh, my God!
13:24Oh, my God!
13:25I'm gonna be in big trouble!
13:26That's gonna be fun!
13:28Oh, my God!
13:29Oh, my God!
13:31Oh, my God!
13:32oh my G I'm gonna wait.
13:39And I'll Bye
13:40Oh, my God!
13:43You got done more.
13:47How I got done?
13:51Oh.
13:51What?
13:53Oh, my God!
13:56Oh, my God, your garage.
14:05A family in Michigan is recorded playing in their driveway.
14:09Dad, think fast.
14:12Arkin has always, always loved sports.
14:16He does really like basketball.
14:18He's very tall under the net, which is great.
14:20We were outside talking, and he said, think fast,
14:25threw it at my husband, and I just never saw the end of that coming.
14:31Hey, Dad, think fast.
14:35Listen, that child is going to be a pro athlete.
14:40He's kind of a klutz.
14:41He didn't think his dad would be fast on the return, I don't think.
14:48Oh, look, you're supposed to get at you.
14:51I wasn't ready.
14:52I wasn't ready.
14:55We were just throwing it.
14:57I wanted to hug you.
14:59Perfect timing.
15:01What is wrong with you?
15:04He will never let his father live that down.
15:06To the end of the world, we'll try and get him back for that.
15:10I threw it back to him.
15:12Are you okay?
15:12I wasn't ready.
15:13I'm sorry.
15:15Even though it backfired on me,
15:18it's not going to stop me being a pro athlete.
15:21We did realize maybe in the video that we should maybe stick to football and not basketball.
15:27He has the build to be a pro athlete if he wanted to be.
15:32Josh, come on.
15:33Now check ring doorbell and see if that's on there.
15:36I've had a lot of videos sent to me of people recreating it.
15:44But Arkin, he takes it in stride.
15:47He's really good about it.
15:48He doesn't let anybody faze him.
15:50When the video went viral, I think it was a good thing because it was pretty funny.
15:56This man is planning to enjoy some takeout.
16:24He doesn't want to enjoy some takeout.
16:54I'm just going to say awesome.
17:09Chips.
17:11What the...
17:14Little help!
17:19In North Carolina, something unexpected is waiting to terrify this man.
17:28Oh, you ordered something about heavy.
17:49Peter!
17:51Ow!
17:51Ow!
17:52Ow!
17:52This man is planning to refill his bird feeder.
18:22Camera now recording.
18:52Here we go.
18:59Here we go.
19:12I'm so stupid, so stupid.
19:42This delivery driver is unaware he's being
20:12pursued by a repo man.
20:42I'm so stupid, so stupid.
21:12I'm so stupid, so stupid.
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