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00:00love you guys love you tiffany
00:08that was slippery
00:16hello you are currently being recorded your house
00:25is a camera at any given time tens of millions of homes are recording your
00:33every move help me
00:38hello hi am i in the wrong house i think so yes ma'am
00:46oh my god i'm so sorry and if you're watching at just the right moment
00:51you'll catch your neighbors when they thought no one was looking
01:00i didn't know what to do my body froze and you don't know what else to say
01:09come join
01:11the neighborhood watch you are currently being recorded
01:22this man's recording himself talking in his sleep
01:41really what adjust your neck or something
01:48you got a got a everything you need right here for me
01:52i do appreciate your concern though
01:55and if we can help in any way in the future please don't hesitate to reach out to us
02:00this delivery driver doesn't realize that a camera is about to capture a cringe-worthy
02:30for a moment
02:37and if we can help in any way in the future please don't hesitate to reach out to us
02:57Dude, if your car is a stick, it is rolling away.
03:04I just saw it on camera, you might want to go grab it.
03:15Your car is rolling away.
03:20In Ohio, a nosy driver calls police with a strange story.
03:35I was just driving down Lincoln Way and I was behind this car and they had like hair sticking
03:43out of their trunk and I don't know if it was like a possible person in their trunk.
03:49So we arrive at the house and see the described vehicle sitting in the driveway.
03:54And at that point, that's when we went to the doorbell to make contact, see if we could
03:58get any further information.
03:59So I'm at home eating chicken strips, minding my business.
04:03When I opened the door, it was two police officers.
04:06Now one police officer was fine as wine.
04:08Oh my gosh.
04:09Hello.
04:10How are you?
04:11Good.
04:12How are you?
04:13Oh Jesus.
04:14The craziest thing you're not going to believe.
04:16What happened?
04:17So we got a call.
04:18Somebody's concerned.
04:19What did I do?
04:20It was kind of a awkward moment where I can't just come out and ask, hey, is there a body
04:26in your trunk?
04:27I kind of have to break the ice.
04:28Do you have like a hairstyle?
04:29No.
04:30I thought he liked my hairstyle because my hair was nice, slayed and laid, okay?
04:35It was looking good.
04:36But then I realized, like, why would he ask me that?
04:40So there's, like, hair hanging out of your trunk?
04:42Oh my Jesus.
04:43Someone's like...
04:44Oh, that's my wig.
04:45Oh, hold on.
04:46I tried my wig.
04:47Hold on.
04:48Oh.
04:49Oh.
04:50So after I got my hair done, when I stuck at the stop signs, even at the lights, people
04:55was giving me dirty stares.
04:56Well, that's the reason why.
04:58It's because my wig was hanging out of the trunk.
05:01They probably think I got a dead body in my trunk.
05:05They probably think I killed someone.
05:06I'm not trying to go to jail.
05:08Oh.
05:09Hold on.
05:10I need you.
05:11Hello.
05:12You got to come see it, though.
05:14Oh my Jesus.
05:15I got...
05:16You got to see it, though.
05:17Oh, Jesus.
05:18I got...
05:19You got to see it, though.
05:20Oh, Jesus.
05:21I didn't hear you.
05:22Oh, my wig.
05:25We both shared a laugh together.
05:28After everyone was laughing, they said, thank you.
05:30And have a good day.
05:31And next time, you know, maybe put your wig in the back seat.
05:35While this craziness was happening, my dad was watching this live on the ring camera.
05:41And once the officers left, he was laughing unstoppable.
05:45So I decided to put it on Facebook.
05:47Oh, that's my wig.
05:48Oh, hold on.
05:49That's my wig.
05:50Hold on.
05:51So to this day, I have not received another call quite like the one that I won on that
05:56day.
05:57It's one that's going to stand out through the rest of my career.
05:59That's for sure.
06:00He's a fine man.
06:01The finest wine man.
06:02Have I seen him around?
06:03No.
06:04I have not seen him around at all.
06:06If y'all have, tell him I said hi.
06:08We are all set.
06:13Hey, you are very welcome.
06:18You have yourself an amazing rest of your day and excellent weekend.
06:19Okay?
06:26Oh!
06:27Oh!
06:28Oh!
06:29Oh!
06:30In Texas, a man is about to encounter something embarrassingly unexpected.
06:55A small creature has a big surprise in store for this man.
07:21He has my nipples?
07:49Yeah.
07:52Ben has baby nipples.
07:54So Lily is about two years old.
07:57I was in the other room doing laundry.
07:59She was on the floor with my son, and she noticed his nipples.
08:02And she was like, oh, they're baby nipples.
08:04Like, they're tiny.
08:05No, you have big nipples.
08:07Oh, mommy has big nipples.
08:09She's gonna repeat everything in public.
08:12She's gonna be saying that in public.
08:14You understand that, right?
08:16She's a sponge.
08:17The second you say anything once, she's gonna say it forever.
08:20She's a little parrot.
08:21She's a little parrot.
08:22So I have to watch myself and be like, oh, no.
08:24Like, if she repeats that, I'm in trouble.
08:27Lily, tell me something about mommy.
08:29I will divorce you.
08:32You have big nipples.
08:38You have big nipples.
08:39My heart dropped.
08:40I was like, this is what I'm trying to avoid.
08:42You have big nipples.
08:43You have big nipples.
08:44No.
08:45No.
08:46You have big nipples.
08:47In my head, I'm like, if I just look away and give, like, a short answer, that she'll
08:55just let it go.
08:56And that's not what happened.
08:58You have big nipples?
08:59No.
09:00No.
09:01You have baby nipples?
09:04You have baby nipples?
09:07You have baby nipples?
09:10Flash forward a few weeks later, and it's on social media.
09:14My sister ended up posting it.
09:19So we went to my work company outing, and one of my co-workers asked her, and she said
09:25it, and everyone started dying laughing.
09:28My face gets red, and I was like, let's change the subject.
09:32It took probably a month or so after all that went down for her to stop saying it in
09:38the household.
09:39But she was saying it a lot.
09:41You have big nipples?
09:43You just had to here, and I see you from my co-workers around and on the beach, and
09:44Ooooooooooooooo....
09:48…this backyard camera spots a man showing off his skills as a woodsman.
09:52This two-year-old thinks he sees something on his mother's face.
10:22No, daddy has a mustache.
10:52A father mortifies his daughter in front of her first date.
11:13Hey, go take a picture of his license plate.
11:15What?
11:16No.
11:17I talked a little, okay?
11:18Oh, my God.
11:19In my head, I said, it is showtime.
11:32Currently being recorded.
11:33A man sets himself up for humiliation by approaching wild turkeys with his camera.
11:49When I get Uid classes, I, come away.
11:57If I don't have a electroqujan, I will go to a camera.
12:02If I don't want to dzie, I will get up.
12:05If I don't want to engage with him, they don't haveAntitude.
12:13In Massachusetts, a father is closely monitoring his doorbell camera.
12:42Grace is my daughter that's that's my little girl. She says I'm going on a date. This is actually her first date. I want to meet him. I want to see who he is. Who's taking out my little girl on the date. But then I remembered we have the ring cam. I just said wait until this ring cam goes off. It's going to be showtime.
13:01Hello. Hi, how are you doing? I'm good. Who's this? I'm Jared. Hello, Jared. This is Pedro. This is Grace's dad. Oh, good to talk to you.
13:17Oh, sorry. I can't meet you in person because I'm at work. So at least I get to see your face, but you don't get to see mine. All right.
13:24All of us have the notification on our phone. So. So my guess is my daughter probably saw me talking to him.
13:33Hello. Hello, my young daughter. Just hold on one minute. Oh, my God.
13:39Where are you guys going? I think we're going to go to the roadhouse and then maybe a movie.
13:43Okay. Which movie are you guys going to go see? Toy Story. Toy Story? Yeah. Okay. He is lying to me. I was like, Toy Story. Tell that to somebody else.
13:54All right. So just make sure you treat her directly because that's my first daughter. You don't have to worry, sir.
14:00All right. All right. I got a good picture of you.
14:08Nice to meet you.
14:09Nice to talk to you.
14:11Hey, go take a picture of his license plate.
14:13What? No.
14:13All right. I talked a little.
14:15I was telling my son to take a picture of his license plate and I thought I had it freaking muted. And she heard the whole thing. I'm like, oh.
14:24Okay. Bye.
14:25All right. Bye-bye.
14:26Bye. Oh, my God. Bye.
14:28I was just being what I'm being. A dad. That's all. So if people can say I'm overprotective and crazy and this and that, it's okay.
14:37You better open the door. Good job on opening the door, her.
14:41She texted me right away. Why would you do that?
14:43I was mortified for my daughter. All I could do was say, Pedro Lugo, please tell me you did not do this. He was just looking at me. That's exactly the look he gave me. He's like, he's like, what? I didn't do anything wrong.
14:55When Grace got home, she was like, oh, my God, this is so embarrassing. But I still did not feel no empathy for Jared whatsoever. Not one ounce, one second. Nope. Jared and my daughter stayed for six months.
15:07Tragically, I didn't scare him that much. So I think I have to work on that part just a little bit more for they could stick around less.
15:15Oh, my God.
15:16This man is moving some things into his attic.
15:40Camera now recording.
16:05This salesman is waiting for a moment when he thinks no one is watching.
16:13And this home, a woman is in a big hurry.
16:41Oh, my God.
16:47Ah!
16:47Ah!
16:48Ah!
16:48Ah!
16:59F**k!
16:59Oh!
17:00Oh!
17:01Oh!
17:01Oh, oh, oh, oh.
17:31My friends arriving home both need the bathroom.
17:39Rachel, Rachel, stop it.
17:41No, I'm not joking.
17:41I've got, Rachel, I've got to pee.
17:44Rachel, I'm going to pee.
17:45I don't have any panties on.
17:47I don't have any panties on.
17:50Oh, holy, oh, holy mackerel.
17:53Rachel, I'm going to beat your ass.
17:56Rachel, I'm going to, Rachel, oh, my God, I'm going to have to pee.
18:00I'm going to pee, I'm going to pee, I'm going to pee, I'm going to pee, I'm going to pee, Rachel.
18:06Rachel, Rachel.
18:08Rachel.
18:09Oh, my God.
18:11Oh, s***.
18:12Rachel, go to the pee, Rachel.
18:14Oh, my God, Rachel, open the door.
18:17What the heck are you doing?
18:18I don't have any panties on.
18:22You are crazy.
18:23Oh, my.
18:24Get out of that.
18:25Go get me a towel.
18:26I'm going to take these off.
18:28Go get me a towel.
18:28Oh, my God.
18:30That is so gross.
18:32You are such a b***h.
18:33No.
18:50Oh, my God.
19:22Hey, you got a band-aid?
19:52This woman has just stocked up on expensive wine.
20:04Oh, my God.
20:09Oh, my God.
20:11Oh, my God.
20:14Oh, my God.
20:17All right.
20:18All right.
20:18You're welcome.
20:19Be careful.
20:21I'm always careful.
20:21I know.
20:35Still ready.
20:39What happened?
20:44What happened?
20:45What happened?
20:45What happened?
20:46What happened?
20:52What the ?
20:53What the ?
20:54A woman arrives at a family Christmas party.
20:57This man has found the bug he plans to kill.
21:10Oh, my God.
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