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Neighborhood Watch 2026 - Season 1 Episode 4 - You Talkin To Me
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00:00Camera now recording.
00:30Hello, you are currently being recorded.
00:36Your house is a camera.
00:40At any given time, tens of millions of homes are recording your every move.
00:53And if you're watching at just the right moment...
00:56You'll catch your neighbors when they thought no one was looking.
01:05Don't play dumb with me!
01:08Oh my goodness.
01:09Wasn't expecting that to come out of Eric's mouth.
01:13Come join.
01:21The Neighborhood Watch.
01:23You are currently being recorded.
01:26A dad is teaching his son to play a VR game.
01:52Hold the...
01:54You got it?
01:55Yeah.
01:56Okay, nice. It looks crazy.
01:58Go.
01:59Get your hand.
02:00Go! Get it! Go!
02:02Oh!
02:03Okay, that was my fault.
02:05These boys don't realize that their security camera has anti-tampering features.
02:11Oh, I can't do it!
02:13Ew!
02:13A little girl is practicing baseball in her front yard.
02:36I can't do it!
02:37I can't do it!
02:37Oh!
02:38Oh, my God!
02:39How far is that?
02:40Did you say that?
02:41No!
02:41Oh my god, how sucker is that?
02:48Did you say that?
02:50No.
02:51Hi.
02:52I meant you, Daddy.
02:53I meant you, Daddy.
02:54Give him a kiss.
02:55Okay, shake it off, shake it off.
02:56I love you, Daddy.
02:57Bye.
02:58Bye.
02:59Bye.
03:00Bye.
03:01Bye.
03:02Bye.
03:03Bye.
03:04Bye.
03:05Bye.
03:06Bye.
03:07Bye.
03:08Bye.
03:18This dad in Missouri is about to get caught in the act.
03:26Dad, I know that smile.
03:29You're going to touch Mom's butt.
03:32I know that smile.
03:34I know that smile.
03:36I have no idea what you're talking about.
03:39Don't play dumb with me!
03:43We both are a very affectionate couple.
03:46I almost always will pat her butt every time we walk by or anything like that.
03:51If she's cooking or anything like that, I'll come up behind her and be like,
03:55Oh, what you cooking?
03:56And kiss her on the cheek and slap her butt and stuff like that.
03:58I know that smile.
04:00You're going to touch Mom's butt.
04:03So I wanted to go get honey at the farmer's market.
04:07And I sit down on the steps and he's putting on my shoes.
04:10Dad, you're going to touch Mom's butt.
04:13When she came back, I'm like, Oh, hi, babe.
04:15And gave her a kiss and patted her butt again.
04:17He's all like, and he like looked at me and pointed at me.
04:20And he always does the, he always, he always does the little thing with his eyes.
04:24So he's all like, I'm watching you, Dad.
04:28You may not think it, but I'm watching you.
04:31I have no idea what you're talking about.
04:34Don't play dumb with me!
04:38I have no clue where he gets some of the phrases he gets.
04:41We call it his 80 year old man comment.
04:44Don't play dumb with me!
04:46Yeah.
04:47Yeah, tell him you're not going to touch my butt.
04:50I'm not going to touch her butt.
04:53Okay, I know that smile.
04:56You're going to touch her butt.
04:58No, it's just bright out the sun.
05:00It's making me squint a little.
05:02The smile that my dad did when he was just wiggling, it was like this.
05:10He gets like a little, a little like curve right here.
05:16He has a pretty mischievous look and it's pretty identifiable because Aries has it too.
05:23The sun is making me squint a little.
05:27It makes me laugh even more because the sun is behind me when I'm saying it.
05:31That's pretty much what it is, is we can't get anything past Aries.
05:35I feel like I'm defending myself against him all the time.
05:38He's the police of the house pretty much.
05:40Don't give me a kiss.
05:42No, I think we found the butt slapping police.
05:45Your dad touched mom's butt.
05:51A toddler is in a mischievous mood.
05:55I'm so Dhom.
05:59My mum came around.
06:11Howdy?
06:15Howdy?
06:16Howdy?
06:17Someone in this dog's family left important papers out in the open.
06:34No, my homework, my homework, no, this is my homework, this is all my homework, this
06:52is my homework.
06:55Please help me.
07:01You are currently being recorded.
07:27A boy playing in his yard makes a destructive decision.
07:31Evelin, want a beer?
07:48No.
07:49If you want, we can take one with us.
07:53There's so many different flavors.
07:57An overloaded boy sees something on his shoe.
08:04This Californian kid is aimlessly throwing rocks.
08:19No!
08:20Ah!
08:21Ah!
08:22Ah!
08:23Ah!
08:24Ah!
08:25Ah!
08:26Oh my gosh!
08:28Ah!
08:29Ah!
08:30Ah!
08:31Ah!
08:32Ah!
08:33Ah!
08:34Ah!
08:35Ah!
08:36Ah!
08:37Ah!
08:38Ah!
08:39Ah!
08:40Oh my gosh!
08:41Oh my gosh!
08:46Recording
08:48Oh!
08:50Oh!
08:52Oh!
08:54Oh!
08:56Oh!
08:58Look at Anthony!
09:00Put that freaking thing down!
09:02Put it down!
09:04Look at Anthony!
09:06Oh!
09:08Oh!
09:10Oh!
09:12Oh!
09:14Oh!
09:16Oh!
09:18Oh my god.
09:20Please open the door.
09:38Thanks.
09:42Wait.
09:48I'm so cute.
09:50What?
09:52I'm Naptos intolerant.
09:54Oh!
09:56Oh!
09:58Oh, that was horrid.
10:00Oh my god.
10:02This dad in Maryland has left his coffee unattended.
10:14Oh my god.
10:22This dad in Maryland has left his coffee unattended.
10:26It was during COVID and I had just had a baby so it was like chaotic and we were stuck at home.
10:38Yeah.
10:40Yeah.
10:42And sure it was potty training.
10:44So I was concentrating on laying stones out, fixated on what I was doing.
10:52I heard him say something to me and I gave him a, yeah, okay bud, that's fine.
10:56Then it kind of started to register to me that he just said dad I pee and coffee in the same sentence.
11:06That's exactly the moment it clicked.
11:08When I looked down and I saw dribbles around the cup.
11:12Then that's when those series of words really clicked in my head of what he was trying to tell me is dad I peed in your coffee.
11:20And I said to him,
11:22Truett, did you pee in daddy's coffee?
11:25And he kind of had that look of any kid did like he didn't know if he was in trouble or if he did good.
11:30Yeah, I think he thought he did good.
11:32I think he really did.
11:34He thought like, yes, I did it.
11:36Yeah, I think he was definitely proud of himself.
11:38We were just happy he wasn't going in his pants.
11:40Yeah, so anywhere other than the pants was good.
11:43Obviously the coffee cup wasn't like the ideal spot.
11:46No, no, considering it was my drink.
11:48Yeah.
11:49But I dumped the coffee out, took that mug in.
11:51I gave it a quick rinse, put it in the dishwasher and got myself a different coffee cup.
11:55One with a lid after that.
12:00Great, buddy.
12:06Are you okay?
12:07I'm okay.
12:10That's what you did for dragging it.
12:30Pick it all up.
12:31What is it I'm doing?
12:33This boy is about to give his brother an important life lesson.
12:39You want to know how to woo all the girls?
12:42Huh?
12:43He was so confused when I asked him.
12:45Yeah, I was just, I just busted it out.
12:47You want to know how to woo all the girls?
12:49Huh?
12:50This son is supposed to be helping his father.
13:04You want to know how to woo all the girls?
13:05I'm sorry.
13:06What?
13:07You want to know how to woo all the girls?
13:08Huh?
13:09I'm sorry.
13:10You want to know how to woo all the girls?
13:11I'm sorry.
13:12What?
13:13You want to know how to woo all the girls?
13:14Huh?
13:16You want to know how to woo all the girls?
13:18I'm sorry.
13:19I'm sorry, I wasn't.
13:20I'm sorry.
13:21What?
13:22You want to know how to woo all the girls?
13:24You want to know how to woo all the girls?
13:36Want to know how to woo all the girls?
13:39Hit them with the backbend.
13:41You're going to see this.
13:46It started at school.
13:48I was really big on Michael Jackson,
13:50and I was thinking of his toes up during the Billie Jean concert.
13:55So I tried to recreate that,
13:56and my back just went all the way back,
13:59and I just wanted to show him.
14:00Jackson and EJ spend a lot of time together at home.
14:04They joke around a lot.
14:05He's a great big brother.
14:06He's four years younger than me.
14:09He kind of looks up to me, I feel.
14:11Hey, want to know how to woo all the girls?
14:14Huh?
14:15He was like, what the heck?
14:17Yeah, I just busted it out,
14:19regardless of if he was aware.
14:22Look at this.
14:26Wait.
14:27At first, I heard my mom put it through Facebook,
14:31and I was kind of like, oh, bummer.
14:33Facebook is like an old person app.
14:34Oh, my God.
14:35And then I saw it on a bunch of social media platforms.
14:39I was like, oh, my gosh.
14:40I'm kind of, like, famous.
14:41That's the first year I got a girlfriend,
14:44so I guess you could say it worked,
14:46but I'm single right now.
14:47I don't have any type of girlfriend.
14:49You were excited to give me your number just now, right?
14:57Wow.
14:59I do think Jackson's going to be a hit with ladies.
15:01I think he already is.
15:03I think he doesn't tell me a lot.
15:04And I think EJ's going to be a hit with the girls, too.
15:06He's handsome.
15:08And EJ, are you interested in knowing how to woo all the girls?
15:12Not really, no.
15:13A mob in Denver is busy preparing dinner.
15:21Oh, my God, Mia.
15:38Oh, my God.
15:39Oh, my God.
15:40Oh, my God.
15:40Oh, my God.
16:10Oh, my God.
16:40Oh, my God.
16:41A teen tries to sneak in after curfew.
16:44Oh, my God.
17:14Watch as a family prepare for Halloween.
17:16Everly! Everly!
17:38Everly! Everly!
17:44Good frickin' save, bro!
17:46What are you doing?
17:48Oh my God!
17:50Can you believe us?
17:52Good thing Captain America was here!
18:00I forgot it was early day!
18:02I forgot the kids at school!
18:04I'll be right back!
18:06Okay!
18:10This dad put down his phone to work on his truck.
18:14Oh my God!
18:16Oh my God!
18:22Daddy!
18:24Daddy!
18:26Hey, don't scratch my truck dude!
18:28Don't scratch my truck!
18:32Don't scratch it!
18:34No, no!
18:36Woo!
18:38Woo!
18:40No!
18:42No!
18:44No!
18:45Yes!
18:46No!
18:48No!
18:49No!
18:50No!
18:51No!
18:52No!
18:53Hello!
18:54Hello!
18:55Hello!
18:56Hello!
18:57Hello!
18:58We're at the store!
18:59What are you doing?
19:00Oh!
19:01We are just returning this!
19:02turning this. Oh, okay. You can do it on the table if you're done playing with it.
19:08Okay. Do you want to leave it on your doorstep or on the table?
19:12Either way. Thank you. That's fine.
19:16Right here. Thank you.
19:19Bye.
19:28So empty.
19:32Good job.
19:58No more. No more.
20:08Okay, Lucy, stop. Lucy, we're going to fall.
20:19Lucy, stop.
20:20This teen is inflating her volleyball.
20:27There we go.
20:32Go!
20:39Wait, wait, wait, wait.
20:46Here, Buster.
20:49Oh, this is going to rust out.
20:50You're not keeping it outside.
20:54Oh, sorry.
20:56Are you okay?
20:57Yeah.
21:00Wow.
21:01Thank you for the ring caught that one.
21:06Oh, my God.
21:07I hope so.
21:09Is that you?
21:15Is that you?
21:16You f***ing
21:18from a different man.
21:19Oh, my God.
21:20Oh, my God.
21:21Oh, my God.
21:22Oh, my God.
21:23Oh, my God.
21:24Oh, my God.
21:25Oh, my God.
21:26Oh, my God.
21:27Oh, my God.
21:28Oh, my God.
21:29Oh, my God.
21:30Oh, my God.
21:31Oh, my God.
21:32Oh, my God.
21:33Oh, my God.
21:34Oh, my God.
21:35Oh, my God.
21:36Oh, my God.
21:37Oh, my God.
21:38Oh, my God.
21:39Oh, my God.
21:40Oh, my God.
21:41Oh, my God.
21:42Oh, my God.
21:43Oh, my God.
21:44Oh, my God.
21:45Oh, my God.
21:46Oh, my God.
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