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00:00Tumbling through an interdimensional vortex, Warren and Lucy discover twisted versions
00:06of their own world.
00:08Always hoping the next one will be home.
00:12Oh, I hate when it does that.
00:22Where's this?
00:23I don't know, but at least there's no fridges trying to kill us.
00:27Warren and Lucy, you are out of bounds.
00:29You will return immediately your face.
00:32Elimination.
00:33Hey, hey, go.
00:34Run!
00:59I'm a hero.
01:00I'm a hero.
01:01I'm a hero.
01:02I'm a hero.
01:03Elimination!
01:09Now droves are trying to kill us!
01:21In a shock reveal, Warren and Lucy have re-entered the game.
01:30Oh, a little more.
01:34Mom.
01:36What happened to your tracksuits?
01:41Hey yo, I'm getting the feeling that we're in some kind of game.
01:46Dad, I hope I inherit your power of perception.
01:51Guys, this is no game.
01:55This is reality.
02:03It's a nightmare.
02:04It's the reality of the game.
02:05It's a nightmare.
02:06Now, you're dead.
02:08You're dead.
02:09I'm dead.
02:10You're dead.
02:11You're dead.
02:12You're dead.
02:13You're dead.
02:15You're dead.
02:16You're dead.
02:17Contestants from number 23, Hainewa Street.
02:45Welcome to the first challenge.
02:48Ah, we might be in some real trouble, eh?
02:50At least there are no evil fridges.
02:52I think we'll just play along until we can work out what's going on.
02:55Dad, have you ever seen Squid Game?
02:58Is that the fishing one with Clark Gaffer in it?
03:00In your teams, you must choose one person to be blindfolded.
03:06The other will direct their partner down a path using only the power of their voices.
03:12First team to raise their flag at the end wins.
03:16Oh, and try not to step on the polygons of death.
03:22Um, excuse me.
03:24Can you repeat the first bit, please?
03:26I was miles away.
03:29Oh.
03:32So, we were given these tracksuits to wear and socks and shoes.
03:36And then, um, we were driven to the place where the maze was set up.
03:40That's the game.
03:41Okay, go on, go on, go on, go on, my boys.
03:44There was a sound and we started the game.
03:46Nekaki Maui, Warren.
03:51Maui.
03:52I am going Maui.
03:54Wait, Maui's left, is it?
03:56Maybe you haven't even moved.
03:57You know I get confused with left and right, do you?
04:00Ah!
04:00Pick up, Maui, that's electrified.
04:02Well, that's why I said left.
04:04Warren and Hine are off to a shocking start.
04:07As Warren struggles to understand the complicated notion of left and right.
04:14Lift.
04:15Lift, lift, lift.
04:17Like I lift you.
04:19Hey.
04:19Yeah, okay, now turn 37 degrees nor east and take five half-yard strides.
04:24What?
04:25Just use normal instructions.
04:27Not my fault you didn't take nautical training.
04:29Hey, no one has taken nautical training.
04:33Yes, Beau, that's perfect.
04:35Now walk forwards for two medium steps.
04:39Beau's heart rate seems to rise every time Lucy speaks.
04:44Oh, ignore that.
04:45Beau's cheeks are flushed red.
04:47Are those the signs of young love?
04:50Shut up, Sauron.
04:52You massive eye hole.
04:54Eye hole.
04:56Focus.
04:57Five steps.
05:01Eri ma ngā kikoi.
05:06Stop!
05:07What?
05:08You're about to step on a polygon.
05:09Poly who?
05:10I don't know anything about reality TV, to be honest.
05:15I accidentally watched Naked Attraction once.
05:18People weren't very attractive, but they were very naked.
05:22I'm tired of being told what to do by you.
05:25For the last 20 years you keep telling me what to do.
05:28Yeah, and you were blind for those 20 years as well, so nothing's changed.
05:31Oh, ha, ha, ha, ha.
05:32I see what you did there.
05:34You know what?
05:34For 20 years you tell me, oh, you can't cut your toenails in the kitchen.
05:38For 20 years you tell me, oh, leave the toilet lid down.
05:42For 20 years you tell me we can't do it in the frozen produce section at the supermarket because it's...
05:47Unhygienic.
05:48Let me finish.
05:49Because it's unhygienic.
05:51Well, you know what?
05:52I can do whatever I want to do, okay?
05:54I don't have to stand right here because I'm going to stand right here.
06:03He's gone!
06:05Uh-oh.
06:06Murray is our first contestant to be eliminated.
06:10When Murray and I broke up, I decided he was dead to me.
06:14And now he actually is dead.
06:18Sorry, does anybody have, like, one to three bottles of wine handy?
06:25I smell a conspiracy there because if you think...
06:29My body's disappeared.
06:31What, you've taken my body?
06:32As if zapping us with lasers wasn't enough.
06:34I know you're taking...
06:35It's the green tracksuit on the green screen.
06:43We're going to have to win this game to open the vortex, aren't we?
06:46Why did I have to be reality TV?
06:48I'd rather walk barefoot across Lego then watch reality TV.
06:51Let alone be in one.
06:52What the heck happened to you guys in the vortex, hmm?
06:59Oh, wait.
07:01You're a different Warren and Lucy, aren't you?
07:04Now, we're THE Warren and Lucy.
07:06Yeah, the best Warren and Lucy.
07:08Five stars.
07:09We'll not disappoint.
07:10Whatever.
07:10So, can you be Bazalette's position for us?
07:14We don't have time for this.
07:15Hey, all you need to know is that Aotearoa got taken off of by a big corporation and turned
07:19into one big, ugly reality TV show.
07:22And right now they're probably subtitling every single word they say.
07:29So this is happening in every backyard?
07:32That's my wrinkly buttly brother.
07:34Not Mrs. Schrodinger.
07:39Oh.
07:43Oh, now the cat's using her ashes at the litter tree.
07:46Bad cat!
07:48Some sneaky players have emerged.
07:51It seems an alliance is forming between Heene, Warren and Lucy.
07:56It's not an alliance.
07:57We're whanau.
07:58Yeah.
07:58Yeah, you tell them alternate anymore.
08:01Thanks alternate, babe.
08:02Contestants who are still alive, make your way to tribal council.
08:09Here's some shots you've already seen, but have probably already forgotten.
08:13Right here.
08:17And then it was the air break.
08:21Contestants, you must vote for someone to be eliminated.
08:25Um, can I vote for people who say, hashtag, not all men?
08:29Let the voting begin.
08:47The votes have been counted.
08:49The first person voted out of the game at number 23 Haerewa Street.
08:53And the second person to be eliminated is...
08:58Moral.
09:00Oh, my God.
09:09I've got a few things to say.
09:11First of all, R.I.P. Murray.
09:14He may have been a wet fart of a husband, but he was a good man.
09:18Second of all, Beau, you will always be my baby boy.
09:21And I would like to say that I'm extremely proud of how I conducted myself in this game.
09:27I stayed true to myself.
09:29I was honest.
09:31I was respectful to my fellow contestants.
09:34So you can all suck my big fat...
09:36Oh.
09:37The game has spoken.
09:43It's room makeover time.
09:45Contestants must make over their rooms, but they'll only have...
09:4960 seconds.
09:55We have to make over this entire room in 60 seconds?
09:58It takes me longer just to put my jeans on.
10:00I could help.
10:01Ooh.
10:02Shut up, alternate, Beau.
10:04I have been to every design class for real estate beginners my work had to offer.
10:10I know how to mix patterns and create a feature wall.
10:12How can a wall be a feature?
10:14It is a structural necessity invented by the Bavarian Illuminati in the 18th century.
10:19What do you think of these bad boys?
10:20So this challenge seems way less dangerous than the last one.
10:24Don't joke that.
10:26And there's just one more thing.
10:28While you're carrying out the challenge, the rooms will be slowly filling up with poisonous gas.
10:38There it is.
10:40Good luck, teams.
10:41Your time starts now.
10:44What are you doing?
10:53It's the best way to get the ideal hang.
10:55You know, I just need to find out where the studs are.
10:58We have 60 seconds.
10:59Just put it on the wall.
11:01Well, it's going to be all over the place.
11:02I'm just saying, babe.
11:03Where did I put that hammer?
11:04Oh, yep.
11:05Come on.
11:06The chair.
11:09The bottom.
11:10The bottom.
11:10Babe, is there a pencil over there?
11:25All right.
11:26It's just a light cushion chop in the middle with the side of your hand.
11:29Hi-yah.
11:31Here we go.
11:31Give it a go.
11:33Darren!
11:34It's a pillow.
11:35Be a masseuse, not a chiropractor.
11:37Go paint that wall apricot.
11:40Right now.
11:41Don't forget the paint.
11:46I'm so angry, Darren.
11:47Honestly.
11:51Come on.
11:53Come on.
11:54Stop.
11:55Does it look over me?
11:57I don't know.
12:00I don't think we can go home.
12:02I think this could be it, Warren.
12:05Honey!
12:06Shut your mouth.
12:08Excuse me?
12:09I mean, cover your mouth and hold your breath.
12:15Lucy!
12:16Cover your mouth or something and hold your breath.
12:25Yeah, it's all about how you control the roller to give a smooth and structured finish.
12:30Of course, you don't want to leave a wet edge.
12:31No one cares if you painted a wall, Mr. Mansplaner.
12:35I'm the one that made this room come alive.
12:46Warren and Hine went the shabby chic route, but only got as far as the shabby.
12:52Lucy and Beau have gone for the car crash aesthetic.
12:56Unfortunately, they've nailed it.
12:59And they're our worst performing team.
13:02They're our frontrunners for elimination.
13:04Ian and Darren have pulled off a stunner.
13:09Beautiful use of colour really ties in this contemporary look.
13:13These are clearly our frontrunners.
13:16But hang on.
13:17Oh, no.
13:18It looks like they've been overcome by the toxic gas.
13:22Their room took our breath away.
13:24Looks like theirs as well.
13:26Lucy and Beau are safe.
13:31Dad, we need to be on the same team.
13:34If I stay with puppy boy over there, I'll be ash in minutes.
13:37I say we ditch our partners and form our own team.
13:40What about your mum?
13:41She's not my mum.
13:42And she's not your wife.
13:44Yeah, but she looks really good in that tracksuit though.
13:48Dad, focus.
13:51I'll go tell Beau, you go tell mum.
13:52Fake mum.
13:54Oh, no.
13:58Beau has left the gaming area and will be eliminated.
14:01No, I was just chasing a butterfly.
14:04No, no, no, no.
14:05Oh.
14:09Oh.
14:11At least you don't have to tell them you're dumping them.
14:14Contestants, there are now no more teams.
14:17We've moved on to individual challenges to find one single winner.
14:22Result, I don't have to break up with anyone more anymore.
14:25Dad, one single winner.
14:27You two.
14:31Haramai.
14:33Ooh.
14:33It's time for the Feed Your Fear Challenge.
14:38Yum.
14:38Oh, no.
14:39We're going to have to eat gross animal parts, aren't we?
14:42Oh.
14:43Oh, well, we can cope with that, Lucy.
14:44We can cope with any vile, disgusting thing that they put in front of us.
14:47In a shock twist, we're bringing in a wild card entry to the game.
14:53The winner of the game at number 21, Heidi Wah Street, Officer Phil Doyle.
15:00G'day.
15:02G'day.
15:03Bon appetites, eh?
15:05Bon appetites.
15:06Ooh, something smells good, and it ain't my aftershave.
15:12Contestants, prepare to face your culinary fears.
15:16Remove your lids.
15:21Hinamua must eat three-week-old raw fish from tail to head.
15:25Oh, no.
15:26Lucy must eat sheep droppings.
15:29Oh, what are the odds?
15:31Warren has to eat pig sphincters.
15:34What a bummer, mate.
15:36That didn't look so bad.
15:38Wait, what's the sphincter again?
15:40Bum-hole.
15:41You monsters.
15:43While our wild card Phil has to eat a delicious jam scone.
15:50Oh, no.
15:50Oh, come on.
15:52I've got to eat a bum-hole.
15:53Bottoms up, Harrison.
15:54Oh.
15:54Oh, wait, there's no cream here.
15:57Ooh, thank you very much.
15:59You'll have 60 seconds to eat everything on your plates.
16:03Are you ready, contestants?
16:05Ready.
16:06Ready.
16:11These are way chewier than I expected, and no flavor.
16:14Wait.
16:15My Sticky Steve's hot sauce.
16:21Dad, I can't do this.
16:23Want some hot sauce?
16:24No.
16:28Babe, what are you doing?
16:29I'm not eating one.
16:31Lucy, if you eat one of those, then I'll be eliminated and not you.
16:33But, um...
16:34Lucy, koha, Harrison, you do as you're told, and you eat that poo.
16:40I can't.
16:40It's poo.
16:43Eat the poo, bubba.
16:45I'll be okay.
16:46Okay.
16:46Okay.
16:46Okay.
16:46Okay.
16:46Okay.
16:46Okay.
16:46Okay.
16:46Okay.
16:46Okay.
16:46Okay.
16:46Okay.
16:46Okay.
16:46Okay.
16:46Okay.
16:46Okay.
16:47Okay.
16:47Okay.
16:48Okay.
16:48Okay.
16:49Okay.
16:50Okay.
16:51Okay.
16:52Time's up.
16:56It looks like Hine hasn't even touched her fish, so she'll be eliminated.
17:08What's wrong with him?
17:10I don't know.
17:12But wait.
17:13It seems Phil has an undisclosed jam allergy.
17:17Oh, no.
17:19Poor guy's dying.
17:21Yep.
17:23At least I got to watch you eat buttermoles, Harrison.
17:26Yep.
17:26And it was glory.
17:28And gone.
17:36Sadly, Hine will still need to be eliminated.
17:39Eh?
17:40What?
17:40That's not fair.
17:41I'll give my takuto.
17:43I hate it when your wife, who's not really your wife, gets, uh, blasted off the face of
17:52the earth.
17:53It really dampens the mood.
17:54Just two players remain.
17:57One will win.
17:59One will be eliminated.
18:01Okay.
18:02Honey, listen.
18:04Your mum, who's not your mum, sacrificed herself for you.
18:09So now it's my turn.
18:11Okay?
18:12No, no.
18:13You have to win.
18:14And you have to make it home.
18:16So I'm gonna make damn sure that I fail.
18:18No matter what the next challenge is, I'm gonna be the worst in the world at it.
18:21Okay?
18:22I'm gonna fail like no one's ever failed before.
18:25Welcome to the final backyard barbecue challenge.
18:29Oh, no!
18:30Contestants, you're required to cook the perfect medium rare steak.
18:36Of course.
18:37And who will judge the perfect barbecue steak?
18:39Who?
18:43Stanky Steve, creator of Stanky Steve's world famous hot sauce.
18:47Stanky Steve's hot sauce is stanktastic.
18:50May cause explosive diarrhea.
18:52Oh, no.
18:53If it don't stank, it ain't in the bank.
18:56Who is that?
19:00He's only the greatest barbecue who ever lived next to Liam Neeson's personal chef.
19:05Please welcome your second judge, Liam Neeson's personal chef, Mike O'Shaughnessy.
19:13I feel like I'm being ripped apart by joy and sadness.
19:17Grillers ready?
19:19Ready.
19:20Yep.
19:21And grill.
19:23What does it matter?
19:24It doesn't matter.
19:25It doesn't matter.
19:26Have you got a good seer on one side?
19:40I think so.
19:43Good.
19:44Another two minutes and then take it off.
19:46What are you gonna do?
19:48I'm gonna burn my steak.
19:51But you, you have to watch that like a hawk.
19:54And in approximately 35 seconds, you're gonna take it off the grill.
19:57Do you understand?
19:58I understand.
19:59It's been a pleasure grilling with you, Lucy Harrison.
20:02Thank you, darling.
20:03Warren's steak is more eye-watering than mouth-watering.
20:17It sucks.
20:18Lucy must bring her plate up to the judges.
20:36The
21:02Stank-tastic.
21:14Oh, my God, you actually liked it.
21:17You know, I'm quite taken with this.
21:28Well done.
21:32And finally, Warren must bring his plate forward for judgment.
22:02I have tasted roadkill after a forest fire and tasted better than this.
22:21I'm not eating that.
22:23No way.
22:25And so salty!
22:28This is quite literally the saddest day of my entire life.
22:36The winner of the barbecue challenge is Lucy.
22:50Hey.
22:51Thank you for burning your steak for me, Dad.
22:55I know it was really hard for you.
22:57It's one of the hardest things I've had to do in my entire life, but I'd do it all again.
23:03Because for you, sweetheart, I'd do anything.
23:06Warren, it's elimination time.
23:12Whoa!
23:13How did that happen?
23:16This?
23:17Us supporting each other must be the key to opening the vortex.
23:19All right, Hunter.
23:20The bloody journal onward.
23:21Just run astray!
23:22Eric!
23:23Eric!
23:26He's been taken.
23:28Boynt game!
23:30No.
23:31Who wants along?
23:33No.
23:34Everybody does that mean your político.
23:35And we can only take so much of your fuego beforekay.
23:37Him at being the age of the stake program.
23:38Yes!
23:39Everybody does not spend time onward today.
23:40Participate!
23:41Anything on earth!
23:42ARRY library!
23:43All right, I'll see you next year.
23:45I'll be the next year.
23:46Everyone's success.
23:47My coronary damned will sustain myself every season.
23:49I'll let controlled the vortex.
23:50Let's get back through,ptbros summoning, awesome Tennessee.
23:51From the rest of your life- Properties shot,
23:52I'll shut down, let's go!
23:53Yeah!
23:54To be able to get the company here.
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